History Funny / HomestarRunner

3rd Dec '15 3:03:30 PM StFan
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--> '''The King of Town''': ''(dressed as HagarTheHorrible)'' Trick-Or-Treat! I'm horrible! --> '''Strong Bad''': [[DeadpanSnarker You got that right!]]
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--> '''The -->'''The King of Town''': ''(dressed Town:''' (''dressed as HagarTheHorrible)'' Trick-Or-Treat! ComicStrip/HagarTheHorrible'') Trick-or-Treat! I'm horrible! --> horrible!\\ '''Strong Bad''': Bad:''' [[DeadpanSnarker You got that right!]]
8th Nov '15 10:27:20 AM MHarrington
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-->'''Strong Bad''': (clears throat; mumbling) Happy Mother's Day.
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-->'''Strong Bad''': (clears ''(clears throat; mumbling) mumbling)'' Happy Mother's Day.

-->'''Strong Bad''': (slightly louder, but still low) Happy Mother's Day. -->'''Homestar''': (singsong voice) We can't hear you! -->'''Strong Bad''': (explodes) HAPPY FREAKIN' MOTHER'S DAY!!!!!!
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-->'''Strong Bad''': (slightly ''(slightly louder, but still low) low)'' Happy Mother's Day. -->'''Homestar''': (singsong voice) ''(singsong voice)'' We can't hear you! -->'''Strong Bad''': (explodes) HAPPY ''(exploding)'' '''''HAPPY FREAKIN' MOTHER'S DAY!!!!!!DAY!!!!!!'''''
30th Oct '15 10:58:01 AM Andyroid
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** "From the makers of Hot Pooey and Hot Jones comes the Strong Mad Oyster Smoothie Breath Caked Armpit Latte! Oh sweet Jennifer, there's no coming back from this one..."
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** "From the makers of Hot Pooey Jones and Hot Jones Pooey comes the Strong Mad Oyster Smoothie Breath Caked Armpit Latte! Oh my sweet Jennifer, there's no coming back from this one..."
30th Oct '15 7:22:35 AM Andyroid
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* The 2015 Halloween cartoon "The House That Gave Sucky Tricks" is a veritable tour-de-force of FauxHorrific situations: ** Homestar's terrible haunted house, with a tennis racked decorated to look like a monster and "scary shoes". ** The horrible painting of "somebody's dad" -->'''Homestar:''' Why is he wearing cycling gear?! He's not even that serious about riding! ** Strong Bad riffing on real-life RoomEscapeGame attractions, all in an attempt to trick Strong Sad into sticking his hand into a dirty toilet. "Touch the freakin' poop!" ** "The more subtle horror of... two-star bed and breakfast!" ** Strong Bad trying to make "Large Bean" "the new face of terror". ** "From the makers of Hot Pooey and Hot Jones comes the Strong Mad Oyster Smoothie Breath Caked Armpit Latte! Oh sweet Jennifer, there's no coming back from this one..."
30th Sep '15 1:17:23 PM TyphonOmega
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wxv4F7e9AvI&feature=youtu.be Strong Bad]] editing a children's book while reading it... for charity, the kicker at the end being that Strong Sad coming out of nowhere after having his wisdom teeth removed.
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wxv4F7e9AvI&feature=youtu.be com/watch?v=Ju2Nor8xJUQ Strong Bad]] editing a butchering another classic children's book while reading it... for charity, the kicker at the end being that Strong Sad coming out of nowhere after having his wisdom teeth removed.
28th Sep '15 7:53:27 AM pgj1997
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-->'''Stinko Man:''' Hey, Stickly Man! ''Whaaaat'' are you doing?
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-->'''Stinko Man:''' Hey, Stickly Man! ''Whaaaat'' ''[[{{Manga/Akira}} Whaaaat]]'' are you doing?
16th Sep '15 10:42:19 AM MHarrington
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-->''(Homestar and the other characters all laugh at Strong Bad.)
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-->''(Homestar and the other characters all laugh at Strong Bad.))''
16th Sep '15 10:41:24 AM MHarrington
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--> "I said 'S and more different S', ''not'' 'Seven or... more different... crescent wrench'. And is that limp pantyhose worm supposed to be a beefy arm!?"
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--> "I said 'S and more different S', ''not'' 'Seven or... more different... crescent wrench'. And is that limp pantyhose worm supposed to be a beefy arm!?"arm!? Why don't you go back to the China Express and get them to fill that thing up with teriyaki chicken? Then we'll go over to Spencer's Gifts."

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--> "I said 'S -->''(Homestar and more different S', ''not'' 'Seven or... more different... crescent wrench'. And is that limp pantyhose worm supposed to be the other characters all laugh at Strong Bad.) -->'''Strong Bad:''' ''(walks off, dejectedly)'' Aw, man, that's the last time I play you guys in cards. You guys are freakin' ruthless, man! I'm outta here. More like, ''Crappy'' Mother's Day, if you ask me. 'Cause it's been pretty crappy so far. I'm not even a beefy arm!?"mother.
10th Aug '15 11:11:52 PM IvanovTroping97
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** Strong Bad's reaction to a rather poorly-done Trogdor costume in the 2005 edition.
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** Strong Bad's reaction to a rather [[EpicFail poorly-done Trogdor costume costume]] in the 2005 edition.
2nd Jul '15 11:44:15 AM MHarrington
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-->'''Strong Bad:''' ''(amused as he tries to teach Coach Z to say "job")'' Yes, this sounds very good. My only recommendation would be, next time, try to add some more syllables. Perhaps three... Perhaps four...

--> '''Homsar''': Whuaaaaaa, oh no! You shanked my Jenga ship! --> '''Strong Sad''': I shanked your Jenga ship? We're playing Connect Four. --> '''Bubs''': Hey you guys! Where The Cheat is at? --> '''Strong Sad''': Oh, I don't know. It's just us two. --> '''Homsar''': Uh, hey, Tubs! I just lost my Jenga Jam! --> '''Bubs''': Don't you talk to me. (walks off)
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--> '''Homsar''': '''Homsar:''' Whuaaaaaa, oh no! You shanked my Jenga ship! --> '''Strong Sad''': Sad:''' I shanked your Jenga ship? We're playing Connect Four. --> '''Bubs''': '''Bubs:''' Hey you guys! Where The Cheat is at? --> '''Strong Sad''': Sad:''' Oh, I don't know. It's just us two. --> '''Homsar''': '''Homsar:''' Uh, hey, Tubs! I just lost my Jenga Jam! --> '''Bubs''': '''Bubs:''' Don't you talk to me. (walks off)''(walks off)'' ** Meanwhile, Homestar has made Marzipan a veggie burger with olives for eyes. But Marzipan has found the burger too cute to eat, so she has decided to keep it and name it Homestar Jr. She seems to love it more than she does Homestar. At the end, [[spoiler:after Strong Bad's group has found The Cheat in his home in the King of Town's grill]]... --->'''Marzipan:''' ''(to Strong Bad's group, holding up her veggie burger)'' Hey, you guys, Homestar Jr.'s talking now!\\ '''Strong Bad:''' Who?\\ '''Marzipan:''' He said, "Put that frickin' sandwich down!"\\ '''Homestar:''' ''(behind her)'' No, it was me!\\ '''Marzipan:''' ''(to Homestar Jr.)'' I know it was you, sweetie.\\ '''Homestar:''' No, me, Homestar Runner!\\ '''Marzipan:''' You're Homestar Jr., remember?\\ '''Homestar:''' ''Will you put that frickin' sandwich down!?''\\ '''Marzipan:''' There, he said it again! I'm so proud of you! Who's the best, Homestar Jr.?\\ '''Homestar:''' ''(as Marzipan continues to admire Homestar Jr.)'' Somebody, can I get some help here? Strong Bad? Would you talk some sense into this woman? King, you wanna eat that sandwich? Somebody eat that sandwich.

'''Bubs:''' [[BrutalHonesty The most quackin'-est!]]
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'''Bubs:''' ''(brightly)'' [[BrutalHonesty The most quackin'-est!]]quackin'-est!]] ** Homestar tries to freeze the bug out of his system by scarfing down Pom Pom and the King of Town's ice cream bars: --->'''King of Town:''' [[BigNo No!]] That stuff's prescription!\\ '''Homestar:''' ''(cries)'' Oh, it deliciously didn't work!\\ ''(Homestar runs off, sobbing, while Pom Pom and the king look on in annoyance)''

** "Ordinarily, I drown my sorrows in video games, but for ''this'', maybe I should drown them in... drowning them!"
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** "Ordinarily, I drown my sorrows in video games, but for ''this'', maybe I should drown them in... drowning them!"''them''!"

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** "Ordinarily, --->'''Homestar:''' Mainly, I drown my sorrows in video games, but for ''this'', maybe I should drown just wanna keep them in... drowning them!"from making out.\\ '''Strong Bad:''' [[{{Squick}} Eww! The disgust! It won't wash off!]]
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