Homemade Sweater From Hell
"Gee. I hope this package doesn't have a bomb or a monster in it. GASP! IT'S EVEN WORSE THAN MY MOST HIDEOUS FEARS! It's another sweater for me from Jon's mother."The Homemade Sweater From Hell is a sweater that is one step from being pixelated if it's on television - or otherwise garish. The sleeves might be different lengths, initials might be knitted into it in a bizarre fashion, it might be an awful color or an awful mix of colors, it might be a childish pattern in an adult sweater, or it might just be tacky. It might even be awfully itchy. And it was a gift from someone who picked it out or knitted it specially (most often parents and grandparents), so even if the character normally has taste, he'll have to wear it. Sometimes it will actually look like a perfectly wearable sweater, but most characters will react to it as if it were the most hideous thing ever - an Informed Attribute that's like a distant inanimate relative of Hollywood Homely. This happens most often during Christmas Specials, since that's when most homemade sweaters from hell are worn in Real Life. But it doesn't have to be Christmas. A character with a sufficiently bad sense of style or financial problems might wear them all year, weather permitting. With a hint of Irony, tacky Christmas Sweaters briefly became high fashion in December 2012 A Sub-Trope of Unwanted Gift Plot, Impossibly Tacky Clothes. Contrast Sweater Girl.
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- In an advertisement for some credit card, a couple is inspired to throw an Ugly Sweater Christmas Party (with purchased sweaters, rather than actual homemade ones, but the awfulness of the sweaters still fit the spirit of this trope) upon seeing a couple at an ice rink wearing this kind of sweater.
Anime and Manga
- Ranma ˝: More like the Homemade Scarf from Hell in this case...
Akane: Here. It's, uh, for you. It's kind of a Christmas present. It's not very fancy but...Ranma: I-It's a shawl. No- No, I see. It's a fishing net.Akane: It's a scarf, you lame-brain! I made it myself!
- The Tenchi Muyo! OVA had Ayeka attempt to knit on as a gift for Tenchi. She gets lost in a daydream and knits the thing so much longer than it should have been. She's never shown trying to give it to him, though.
- Given by Wally West (The Flash) to his wife one Christmas- not to be worn, but as a reminder of her speech of what really mattered in giving.
Linda: Not that it's not lovely, but...Wally: But it's so not. I know. It's repugnant. Wear it, and I'll claim I don't know you. And yet interestingly enough... not the point.
- The sweater is actually store-bought, and a running joke in the story is wondering who buys the hideous things.
- One Scamp story has the Tramp trying to deal with an embarrassing dog sweater his owners made for him. He literally gets stuck in it trying to get it off, until Scamp shrinks it off using cold water. Unfortunately, it shrinks small enough that Lady makes Scamp wear it instead.
- This story appears to be adapted from the animated short Pluto's Sweater, where Minnie gives Pluto a sweater and Figaro ends up getting it after it shrinks. (And by the way, it was turned into a comic too. Interestingly, the original short wasn't set at Christmastime, but the comic adaptation was.)
- This Disney comic features an old, senile woman who knits sweaters for everyone, but isn't very knowledgeable about such things as, say, making sure the sleeves are the same length. Which is Obfuscating Stupidity, since she's actually a Classy Cat-Burglar in disguise.
- Played with in Archie Comics stories.
- Many Danny Phantom fanons that involve ghost puberty or Danny receiving his powers for the first time involve Danny having to hide glow spots or his jumpsuit with an ugly Christmas Sweater. It's ironic since Danny hated Christmas before The Fright Before Christmas in the canon.
- Do not let Louise start knitting in The Hill of Swords. Whatever she knits invariably will come alive at some point and attack either her or the person wearing the article of clothing. And she keeps trying!
- ''Scootamom: Princess Celestia's first attempt at knitting is anything but a rousing success. It manages to warp space and time around itself, and ordinary ponies become sick just looking at it. Scootaloo thinks it's cool.
- Taken Up to Eleven in The Twilight Child, which suggests that no alicorn can knit at all. Celestia and Luna have caught on, while Cadence hasn't, and every year she knits them sweaters for Hearth's Warming Eve which are incredibly uncomfortable and itchy, and neither of them have yet mustered up the bravery to inform her about this. The only pony immune to the effect of the sweaters is Shining Armor.
- Colin Firth's character in Bridget Jones' Diary.
- ˇThree Amigos!. On El Guapo's birthday, his bandits give him an ugly two-tone sweater as a present. See it on YouTube here at about 6:55. Hilariously, despite getting something as useless as a butt-ugly sweater in the Mexican badlands, El Guapo likes it and he wears it like a mantle for the rest of the scene.
- The Grinch is forced to wear one of these when he attends the Christmas Eve festivities in the live-action How the Grinch Stole Christmas!.
- Alluded to in Home Alone. Kevin tells the snow-shoveler that his grandma gave him a hand-knit sweater with a giant bird on it, which he refused to wear because of a fear of getting beaten up at school.
Kevin: Not for a guy in the second grade. You can get beat up for wearing something like that. Yeah, I had a friend who got nailed because there was a rumor he wore dinosaur pajamas.
- In the film Better Off Dead, Jenny gives her husband Al a truly horrific hooded aardvark suit for Christmas, complete with ears and a snout. He makes the comment that everyone will be wearing one next year, then goes outside and finds his neighbor is indeed wearing one as well.
- The classic French comedy Le Pere Noel Est Une Ordure ("Santa Claus Is A Bastard"): One of the characters is offered as a Christmas present such an ugly homemade sweater, he initially thinks it's a mop.
- A Running Gag in Disney's The Santa Clause films, where Santa's son's stepdad wears nothing but these kind of sweaters.
- One elf wonders if they made one particular sweater and checks it.
- One is worn by the Television Director in The Beatles A Hard Days Night. The Beatles specifically comment on how awful it looks. This was the actor's own sweater he had received as a gift. He later made the sweater itself a gift to a fan club who asked him for it.
- In the film Make the Yuletide Gay, the mom seems to wear nothing but them.
- In Arthur Christmas the titular character wears one, and if the production notes are to be believed, has one for every day of the year.
- Harry Potter: Mrs. Weasley tends to knit jumpers for all the children for a two-fold purpose: to show the Weasleys have very little money and because she's so motherly. No-one complains because she's so nice and jolly and they don't want to hurt her feelings. Then again, after the last book showed what she is capable of, perhaps they are too scared. It's mostly Ron (who mainly complains because every year it's maroon, his least favorite color) and Percy who complain about their jumpers, rather than all the children. It's also a bit of heartwarming for Harry. He tends to be given them as presents as well which not only makes him an unofficial member of the family but it's also the first regular Christmas presents in his entire life since his biological family pretty much don't give him presents for any occasion (and when they do, it's 'gifts' like a single paper clip).
- Also, while some of the Weasley siblings are more or less horrified at the thought of getting and wearing these jumpers, Harry himself never reacts negatively. It's probably partially because of the heartwarming aspect, but it may also be because the Weasley siblings have simply grown tired of getting a jumper every Christmas or just don't like jumpers in general (even the well-knitted ones). At least, the jumpers don't seem to have many of the tacky traits in the trope description, though at least once they had the first letter of their owner's name on the front.
- Mrs. Whitlow, Unseen University's fearsome housekeeper, is noted to knit these kinds of sweaters. They always end up in donation bins, but Ankh-Morpork being Ankh-Morpork, there's at least one person who can wear them.
- John "Not a Vampire at All" Smith, president of the Uberwald League of Temperance, is infamous for his dreadful pullovers.
- Mark Darcy (Colin Firth's character) in the first Bridget Jones book.
- A Jurby, in The Meaning of Liff, is an article of clothing knitted by an incompetent aunt which reaches to the knees and has at least three armholes.
- From the poem "Christmas Thank Yous" by Mick Gowar:
Oh, what a nice jumper
I've always adored powder blue
and fancy you thinking of
orange and pink
for the stripes
how clever of you!
Live Action TV
- X-Play, when Adam Sessler and Morgan Webb were wearing sweaters like this, Adam said the antler hat didn't emasculate him. Morgan agreed because "It's the sweater that makes you look gay".
- In an episode of Pushing Daisies, Emerson Cod complains to the Coroner about the Christmas sweater the Coroner is wearing and how a Christmas sweater is a stupid gift to get for Christmas, since you can only wear it on Christmas.
- iCarly- the sweater vest that Freddie's mom picked out for his first date.
- One early Hannah Montana episode had Miley get a sweater with what looked like a stuffed cat in the front and back... AND it meows!
- In the same episode, Oliver mentions that he got the puppy version for Christmas. It barks Jingle Bells. They duet at the end of the episode (the sweaters, that is.)
- From Firefly, Jayne's "Cunning Hat" may not be a sweater, but it surely must qualify, considering that it's ridiculous-looking, knit, and made by his mother. Subverted in that he gives every indication that he loves the hideous thing.
Wash: A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything.
- Ironically, the hat has taken on a life of it's own, becoming a symbol for the fandom and a rather popular merch item.
- An episode of Lizzie McGuire revolved around Lizzie's reluctance to wear a bright green homemade unicorn sweater in her Yearbook photo.
- In a recent Mike And Molly, Mike buys a repugnant green sweater from his partner's cousin.
- On The Suite Life of Zack and Cody, Maddie rigs the Secret Santa so that London draws her name, hoping for an expensive gift. However, London, after being told that homemade gifts are more thoughtful, knits Maddie a sweater... in the loosest sense of the word "sweater", since it has three arms and no neckhole.
- Bill Cosby of The Cosby Show wears these all the time, coining the phrase "Cosby sweater."
- The above was hilariously referenced in an episode of White Collar; when Peter's in-laws are coming to visit, he wears the sweater his mother-in-law knit for him, prompting Diana to call him "Dr. Huxtable."
- In the Santa Claus (1959) episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000, Gypsy gives Mike a sweater with "JOIKE" embroidered on it. (She started making it for Joel, but then he escaped in a convenient plot device. Mike actually likes it though.
- Regina knits one of these for Steve to celebrate their one-month anniversary on The Steve Harvey Show.
- An episode of Leave It to Beaver was about Beaver giving his mother a sweater that she really didn't like, but was too nice to tell him about it. And then he suggested that she should wear it to a parent/teacher meeting.
- Harold and Hilda of Ever Decreasing Circles wear matching homemade sweaters in every episode. It never turns up in the script, but it's heavily implied that Hilda hand-knit these herself.
- On The Late Late Show in Ireland, Christmas jumpers are Serious Business. Current presenter Ryan Tubridy caused real controversy when it was hinted that he might not wear one for his first Toy Show. The maroon jumper he eventually appeared in was auctioned off for charity, for a price of €1,050. The next year he caused outrage again by suggesting on Twitter that he wouldn't wear one. The nation loves the jumpers, the man, it would seem, does not.
- On That '70s Show, Hyde is given one of these by Kitty on his eighteenth birthday.
- UK TV presenter Noel Edmonds is known for wearing these, especially on Noel's Christmas Presents. And when he presented Multi-Coloured Swap-Shop, he wore a jumper that fitted the title.
- Repeatedly subverted in The Addams Family: Morticia knits sweaters that look horribly malformed, but will in fact fit one cousin or another perfectly.
- One of Sherlock's deductions hinged on the assumption that a man would only wear the uncomfortable, hideous Christmas sweater in an effort to please his mum, who presumably was the one who gave it to him.
- Late Night With Jimmy Fallon has an annual holiday tradition: "12 Days of Christmas Sweaters". Every night for 12 consecutive weeknights note Jimmy gives away an incredibly tacky Christmas sweater to a randomly selected audience member as a form of a joke contest.
- As of 2014, Jimmy has brought this tradition with him over to The Tonight Show.
- In The Big Bang Theory, Leonard has a red, itchy sweater from his aunt. Sheldon makes him wear it with nothing underneath as part of an In Another Man's Shoes scheme (he wants to show Leonard how not having closure is like an itch in his brain), and it gives him a terrible rash (causing Penny to ask "Is it made of bees?).
- On the Pawn Stars Christmas Episode, the Old Man gives Corey one of these. Then makes Corey wear it for the whole day.
- On the Qi K season Christmas episode the panelists wore ugly holiday sweaters.
- One episode of M*A*S*H had Hawkeye receive a sweater in a care package from his sister. The only major flaw in the sweater in question was that it was several sizes too large.
"For the man who has everything. A sweater with a guest room."
- The Dutch yearly musical program Kinderen voor Kinderen (Children singing songs about world problems and other things that occupy children's minds) had the song Kriebeltrui (Itchy Sweater)
- In Cul De Sac, 4-year-old Alice knocks herself silly by running to give her mother a hug while her mother is wearing one of these.
- Garfield often gets these as Christmas presents from Jon's mother, and is forced to wear them by Jon. An early strip (1981-12-27) shows the cat tying a loose end to a post and running to unravel his way out.
- In the Grand Avenue strip for December 19th 2013 the three main characters all wear matching sweaters they received in a past Christmas. Michael says "Frightening!"
- Phoenix had a pink sweater with P inside a heart, made to him by his girlfriend in Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Trials And Tribulations. As Mia puts it, "That P doesn't stand for Phoenix, anyway". In the Japanese version, the heart has Ryu written on it instead of P (as in Ryuuichi Naruhodou).
- One mission in Bully had Jimmy receiving a terrible Christmas sweater from his mother, and had to walk all the way back to the dorm to change it.
- Even World of Warcraft has these. Behold the gaudy Winter Veil sweater!
- The "Itchy Sweater" upgrade from Cookie Clicker. Supposedly, it makes its wearer feel like you're wrapped in a dead Sasquatch.
- Borderlands 2: Krieg the Psycho, of all people, has an ugly Christmas sweater as one of his alternate skins. It's a reward for completing the "How Marcus Saved Mercenary Day" DLC.
- Homestar Runner
- The stairway of the house of the Brothers Strong has pictures of Strong Mad and The Cheat wearing hand-made holiday sweaters, implying some relation knits Christmas sweaters for all four residents, despite their....unique physiques making for some weird measurements.
- One of the shorts featured in "Decemberween in July" is a music video for a song about "Seasonal Sweaters" performed by the Marzipan. The video features a number of garish sweaters, many of which also have cheesy slogans on them (like "What Shopping?" and "Ho Hum").
With presents and bows
Snowmen and tree
And sometimes a bell (a bell!)
- Nanase from El Goonish Shive often wears a cutesy heart sweater to please her mother. She changes out of it whenever possible, because it tends to subvert the badass image she likes to project.
- Kankri of Homestuck wears a lurid candy-red turtleneck, which was a gift from Porrim which she hoped would conceal his even uglier high-waisted pants.
- Averted and Played Straight in Level 30 Psychiatry. Roll makes very nice and tasteful winter sweaters but while she puts the extra effort into Gardevoir's one (including holes for her chest-horns), the egg-shaped Chansey gets a very ill-fitting sweater.
- Brian gets one of these on Family Guy in "A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas":
Lois: Brian, you're not wearing the sweater I made you.Brian: Well, y'know, it's a little warm in here ...Lois: Don we now our gay apparel!Brian: * puts on the (very flamboyant) sweater* It doesn't get much gayer than this.
- In the Garfield Christmas Special, Jon gets a Christmas sweater that flows far past the tips of his fingers.
- He also gets some of these in the strip. On one occasion, he got one that didn't even have a hole for his head.
- SpongeBob once made Squidward an itchy sweater made from his own eyelashes. To make up for it, he makes another sweater out of tears.
- Averted nicely with Gravity Falls. Mabel makes her own sweaters, and fans agree they actually look comfortable and some fans would wear them, given the chance.
- In an episode of Justice League, J'onn J'onzz (Martian Manhunter) is visiting the Kents (Superman's family) one Christmas. Martha gives him a sweater but it's too large. J'onn is pleased with the gift though and says he can grow into it, and promptly uses his shapechanging abilities to do just that.
- Among the many presents gifted to Bloo from Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends by his stalker-girl Berry, includes a dumb-looking sweater. Inverted in that he actually likes it, since it fits him so well. Being inhuman, he probably does have a hard time finding clothes that "fits really well across the chest".
- Implied in The Simpsons episode "Miracle on Evergreen Terrace":
Bart: (holding one of Lisa's presents) Hocus pocus, mucus pukus! My powers tell me you're getting a homemade sweater-possibly yellow!Lisa: Mom, make Bart stop!Marge: Bart, put down that yellow sweater.
- Dr. Hibbert also frequently wears one when he's off-duty, since his family is frequently a parody of The Cosby Show.
- An episode of KaBlam! had a scene where Henry's mom gives him an embarrassing purple sweater with a train on it.
- Kim Possible's Nana presents her with a rather bulky wool sweater (in Florida, in the summer). Taking it off messes up Kim's hair worse than any fight or Death Trap ever did.
- On Teen Titans Mother Mae-Eye has Starfire wear an oversized green sweater with a red stripe.
- In the episode 'Second Christmas' all the Titans get these for Christmas. They rag on them, but love them.
- In the Regular Show episode "The Christmas Special," Benson wore a tacky reindeer sweater that even Santa himself insulted.
Santa: Benson, you should've tossed that thing into the lava pit.
- Aqua Teen Hunger Force gives us one with extra Squick:
Meatwad: I made you this shirt, Frylock. It's 100% pubic hair. I made it extra large because it'll shrink in the washer. That's right. I want you to wash this with the rest of your clothes.
- In the Disney cartoon, Pluto's Sweater, Minnie Mouse knits for Pluto a hideously fuchsia sweater that he immediately takes a disliking to. Forced to wear it outside, and quickly becoming the laughingstock of the neighborhood, Pluto spends the entire cartoon trying to extract himself from it.
- Stand Up To Cancer has an annual ugly sweater fundraiser during the holiday season.
- Wil Wheaton's horrific clown sweater has become the stuff of Memetic Mutation.
- Among the knitting community, there's a superstitious belief that knitting a sweater for your romantic other will lead to the end of the relationship.
- Mo Rocca made a comment about how he disliked homemade sweaters while on NPR's Wait Wait Dont Tell Me, claiming that all homemade sweaters are itchy. In protest, several members of the knitting community teamed up and presented Rocca with a sweater they'd made. Rocca accepted the present, put it on, and good naturedly admitted that his new sweater wasn't itchy at all. Observe.
- Peter Cetera was wearing one of these◊ during his performance in the 2004 Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.