"I thought it would be so much harder than this. I've fought you before. Many times. You know that. In any of our other fights, by this time, we'd have knocked each other all the way to Metro Airport. What's wrong with you? Did somebody else get to you before I did?" Focusing, the actor said, "So. It wasn't really you who. Did this to me?" "Did what to you?"
Captain Healy: Dammit, Spartan. I'm sick and tired of this "Demolition Man" shit! You're not supposed to come down here, you're not supposed to apprehend Simon Phoenix single-handedly, and you're not supposed to blow anything up! John Spartan: It wasn't me this time, he dumped the gas and had the placed rigged to blow. Captain Healy: Yeah right, like you had nothing to do with it.
"Accusing America of creating Venezuela's crisis is about as fair as accusing O.J. Simpson of murdering Princess Diana. I'm not saying it would be completely out of character, it just happens to not be true in this particular instance!"
"There were things Thor did when something went wrong. The first thing he did was ask himself if what had happened was Lokis fault... Thor pondered. He did not believe that even Loki would have dared to steal his hammer. So he did the next thing he did when something went wrong, and he went to ask Loki for advice."
Ike: The Black Knight tried to take the medallion from my father, and killed him. Tell me, Sephiran, whose plan was that?! Ashnard's... or yours?! Sephiran: Sir Ike, I'm afraid your father's death was an unfortunate result of Zelgius's own personal agenda. I did not order Sir Gawain killed.
"Those first two murders have been bothering me... His motives are shaky, and his alibi is rock solid. We closed a lot of loopholes on the basis of his testimony, but that part's still nagging at me..."
Dr Wily: Ivo! I can't believe you've been planning on betraying me so soon! Dr Eggman: What? How did you figure that out? Dr Wily: Because Metal Sonic kidnapped my family. Dr Eggman: Oh... I had nothing to do with this.
Integra: What did you do? Alucard: Alright, but you can't be mad at me. Integra: What. Did. You. Do? Alucard: Okay. First of all, I was minding my own business. Integra:(slams hands on top of desk) BULLSHIT! Alucard: I was!
And you know you've passed through a wormhole when film censorship comes up in proximity with Nazis and they had nothing to do with it. It's kind of like finding Lex Luthorsipping margaritas while someone's shooting the Pacific Ocean with a freeze ray: it's hard to believe that he has nothing to do with it, but he's as confused as anyone here.