Quotes taken from Mystery Science Theater 3000.
- Acting for Two
- All Up to You
- Backup Twin
- Bamboo Technology
- Bizarro Universe
- Bloodless Carnage
- Cast the Expert
- Chroma Key
- Cliffhanger Copout
- College Is "High School, Part 2"
- Computers Speak Binary
- Roger Corman
- Cousin Oliver
- CrapsackWorld.Live Action Films
- Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, and Nixon
- A Date with Your Family
- Design for Dreaming
- Down L.A. Drain
- Driving a Desk
- Establishing Shot
- Eye Awaken
- Fashion-Victim Villain
- Flaming Devil
- Flexing Those Non-Biceps
- Forklift Fu
- Found Footage Films
- Coleman Francis
- The Freelance Shame Squad
- Fugitive Alien
- Gamera
- Ghost Extras
- The Giant Spider Invasion
- Gift of the Magi Plot
- Girl in Gold Boots
- Hikikomori
- Hired!
- Hobgoblins
- In Case You Forgot Who Wrote It
- Informal Eulogy
- Informed Wrongness
- Invisible Monsters
- It Lives by Night
- It's Snowing Cocaine
- Jigsaw Puzzle Plot
- Jump Cut
- Leitmotif
- Living in a Furniture Store
- Low-Speed Chase
- Magic Is Evil
- Manos: The Hands of Fate
- Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
- Mike Nelson, Destroyer of Worlds
- Monochrome Casting
- Morozko
- The Mountains of Illinois
- MST3K Mantra
- Oculothorax
- Once Upon a Honeymoon
- Padding
- Panty Thief
- Rack Focus
- Rat Pack
- Really Dead Montage
- Santa Claus (1959)
- Scare Chord
- Science-Related Memetic Disorder
- Shaky P.O.V. Cam
- Shoot the Money
- Slo-Mo Big Air
- Space Friction
- Space Is Slow Motion
- Special Effect Failure
- Spy Speak
- Standardized Space Views
- Take Our Word for It
- T.J. Hooker
- Vader Breath
- We Will Use WikiWords in the Future
- Wondrous Ladies Room
- WTH, Costuming Department?
- Wunza Plot
- Yongary: Monster from the Deep
