Bestiality Is Depraved / Video Games

• In Arcanum, you can visit a brothel. Turn down the offer for a girl a few times, you get two. Turn that one down, you get... a sheep.
• Assassin's Creed II has a mission where you deliver a message to a farmer, invoking Leviticus 18:23. You can guess what it refers to...
• In Black & White, at one point you're asked to get specific supplies to help a troupe of very poor singers finish building their boat (specifically, wood and food). However, you can also drop off various other things, including a sheep. This elicits the response "Ah, a sheep! Sheep have many uses... and the voyage is long...".
  • Ironically, if you drop off a woman, the response is much less enthusiastic^note They were likely trying to keep in theme with the time period and its superstitions, which included the idea that having a woman on board a ship being bad luck.
• Conan Exiles: Your character starts crucified for three randomly-generated crimes, one of which can be "fornicating with animals."
• With the Conclave DLC for Crusader Kings II, if you're a lunatic, you can get an event to appoint your horse as your chancellor, and the game will generate a horse character to fill the position, but the horse is infertile because of a special trait (you can still seduce it though). But through an bug, you can generate horse characters without the special trait. Now you can marry and have children with them. One particular AAR involved one player's journey to restore the Roman Empire as a horse. Players have also reported taking AI horses prisoner after sacking a castle and forcing them into concubinage.
  • In addition, with the Way Of Life DLC, female (or gay male) lunatics who have taken the Seduction focus may get an event where they can be seduced by a centaur in their castle's stables, with a chance of pregnancy for female characters (when the child is born, he/she will have no father listed by the game, not even an unacknowledged one). But since your character is insane, we have no idea what they actually had sex with.
• One of the random conversations that NPCs can have in The Darkness is one NPC asking if he gave a moose a million dollars to have sex with him, would it work?
  Guy 1: If I gave a moose a million dollars would it have sex with me?
  Guy 2: Well it would have to some sort of genetically engineered smart moose for it to work.
  Guy 1: Where could I find such a moose?
  Guy 2: Sweden is open about sexuality so they probably allow bestiality as well.
  Guy 1: Heh-heh...naughty Swedish mooses...
• Dragon Age: Origins has a brothel, the Pearl, where you can sleep with anything, anything. When the Madam is told to "Surprise Me", one of the random options has you waking up in a daze with a goat that looks at you funny.
  • In both the preceding and Dragon Age II, a "Surprise Me" may end with two nugs (miniature aardvarks with creepy hands) that "avoid eye contact, trying to look busy".
• Fable III: When the player has the option of searching Depraved Bisexual Reaver's bedroom, you can find caged chickens in there.
• Fallout:
  • From Fallout: New Vegas, you got Cook-Cook, one of the Fiends leaders. Flamethrower-wielding pyromaniacal psychotic rapist who goes berserk when you kill his Brahmin Queenie. It's not stated outright, but heavily implied he screwed it. His cut dialogue makes his "affections" of Queenie a lot more disturbing.
  • When joining the Brotherhood of Steel in Fallout 4, during a medical examination you are questioned as to whether you've ever had sexual relations with a "non-human species". When asked if that happens often, the doctor replies "You'd be surprised how many Wastelanders answer yes to that question."
• Professor Hojo of Final Fantasy VII is introduced — as in, his very first scene — discussing his plans to breed Aerith with another research experiment in an attempt to create a life form with a long lifespan. That experiment turns out to be Red XIII. Thankfully, when Hojo arranges for them to be together, Red himself has no desire to go through with it and attacks Hojo once freed.
• Fate/Grand Order:
  • An inverted example with Raikou's horse Kyogoku. Kyogoku's dialogues with fellow horses reveal that he's very into Raikou's Stripperific bikini and her big boobs and he hopes, if possible, that they could grow even bigger. The other horses (Bailong, Dun Stallion and Llamrei) are very disturbed by his pervertness, to the point that Llamrei goes Pervert Revenge Mode on him just for saying his perverted desires out loud. Funnily enough, the riders of the other three mentioned horses have also large busts, yet only Kyogoku acts like this.
  • When Europa is summoned as Servant Rider, she reveals that ever since that incident where Zeus seduced her in the form of a bull, she is attracted to bulls, and even got a bull that resembles how Zeus looked.
• Gothic has the annoying Mud, who follows you everywhere while telling annoying stories about himself. Among other things, he mentions that he was thrown in the prison colony for "liking animals too much".
  • One of the ways in which you can taunt the warrior Kharim is suggesting that his father was having "fun" with sheep. Kharim's reply is an embarrassed "well, there were rumors..."
• Lets insert another Rockstar game here: Grand Theft Auto has this too. Vice City, from the set of a porn flick: "Careful! The snake was more expensive than you!" Liberty City: You have to pick up from the street some porn mags involving donkeys.
• Played with in HuniePop. It features a character called Momo, a Half-Human Hybrid cat girl instead of an actual animal, who you unlock by dropping a bag of fish outside. Nevertheless, after you have sex with her, you promptly unlock the achievement 'Bestiality...'
• In Hyrule Warriors, it's revealed that one of the items in Cia's massive Stalker Shrine to Link is a statue of his wolf form from The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess.
• I Was a Teenage Exocolonist: After fighting with Cal during your 18th birthday party, the Helios youth make some parting shots about his "alleged romantic interactions with the floatcows" before leaving.
• Jagged Alliance 2 features the appropriately-named Hicks clan, an entire huge extended family of armed-to-the-teeth hillbillies. Talking to them hints at their pastimes. One is terrorizing the local city, the other is Cow Tipping...
  Hick NPC: ...but what you don't hear is what you can do with the cows afterward.
• One of the services you can reach on the phone in Jazzpunk is the Barnyard Boudoir. It is implied that it's just a scam where they first charge exorbitant amounts money for their "Steers and Studs package" on their marks' credit cards then exploit this trope to discourage their marks from getting chargebacks.
• Leisure Suit Larry 1: In the Land of the Lounge Lizards: If you have Larry take the pills, he becomes uncontrollably horny, and wonders about the location of the little dog he saw outside... cue a "game over" prompt where you're informed Larry was arrested for bestiality.
• A poem that Princess Elodie may find in Long Live the Queen implicates her with a squid. You can choose whether or not she takes offence to this, and it will alter her emotional state accordingly.
• In Mass Effect 2, if you try to talk to Mordin in the Normandy, you may get this exchange:
  Shepard: Have you got a minute to talk?
  Mordin: Perhaps later. Trying to determine how Scale-itch got onto Normandy. Sexually transmitted disease only carried by varren. Implications...unpleasant...
• In the video game of Monty Python's The Meaning of Life, there's a part where clicking on something brings up "goat porn", and then Eric Idle starts yelling about, "Hey, everyone, look here right now! This guy likes goats!"
• There are two instances of this trope in the (in)famous Neverwinter Nights Game Mod A Dance with Rogues:
  • In one of the Seven Lessons, the Princess encounters a mastiff who shows great interest in her private parts.
  • In order to infiltrate a demon cult in the later half of the game, the Princess must undertake an initiation. She is first required to strip, may drink an aphrodisiac, then enter a cage to "offer herself" to four demon dogs. However, if she declines to drink the aphrodisiac and doesn't say anything to offend the high priest, she'll instead be forced to watch another girl get sexually assaulted by the dogs. However, there's the option to stop it by attacking and killing the demon dogs whether the princess herself or the other girl has to go into the cage.
• In No One Lives Forever, when advancing through the corridors of the Big Bad's base, you hear a man whispering love words to someone, something like: "Now we are all alone..." Then you open a door and find that man alone with a goat. The man says: "Oh, hi...um, how did this goat got in here?" You have the option of shooting them both.
  • Also, you find references to H.A.R.M. goons and their, ahem, “recreation” with sheep throughout the game.
• Averted with the eponymous Octodad and his wife Scarlet: no one bats an eye that an octopus is married to a human, because they don't seem to realize Octodad is an octopus. And the only two that did were a psycho that thought marine life was invading the surface and Octodad's daughter. Even Scarlet didn't know until the end of the sequel. Considering she had thought something much worse was straining their relationship, she's pretty cool with the reveal. (Their son did question where he and his sister came from though.) At least a few Lets Plays ran with this trope, though:
  Markiplier: She's like [in a horrified voice] "I had sex with an octopus!"
• In Overlord, at one point you and your minions bust into the headquarters of a succubus-worshiping sex cult. Bust down one of the locked doors in the headquarters, and you'll find several cultists and a sheep.
• Private Eye:
  I stare at the photo as the day ends and then, exhausted, I lock up the office and return to my crummy little apartment where the parrot I bought years ago greets me with a cry of "'Jeez, you're ugly!" I feed him, despite his ongoing insults about my appearance and general sexual appetites (the one about the monkeys is definitely uncalled for) and then slump into bed.
• Pokémon Black and White: More implied than direct, but Yamask is capable of breeding with Pokemon (who are the animals of the Pokemon world, of course) of the Amorphous or Mineral egg groups. Yamask were once human, which makes this Squick.
  • Same game, same category, there's a rumor apparently backed by Hint of God that N Harmonia is the human son of a Pokemon. Said character is known to have a human father, therefore... Almost certainly subverted in Pokémon Black 2 and White 2 when N mentions that he was raised by Pokemon as a young child and strongly implies that Ghetsis kidnapped him.
    • Made even weirder by the fact that the #1 suspect for his Pokemon parent, Zoroark, does not belong to the Human-like egg group (despite being bipedal).
  • Distinctly subverted in the Pokémon Diamond and Pearl installments, where one of the mythology/fairy tale books in the Canalave Library says that man and 'mon were once equal partners, with no difference between them. The English translation says they "ate at one table"; the Japanese version outright says they intermarried. This is all further explored in Pokémon Legends: Arceus, where part of the lore includes a man who married a Froslass, which is in turn partially based on the traditional Japanese myth of a man marrying a yuki-onna.
  • In Pokémon Colosseum, an old woman NPC in Agate Village asks Rui if Wes is her boyfriend, then she introduces them to her "boyfriend" ...who is a Mightyena. It's possible that she was just joking ...hopefully.
  • In Pokémon X and Y, a female trainer states she loves going wild with her pokemon, which is a Tentacool. That joke goes back to the first generation; one of the manga had, as a Funny Background Event, a newspaper headline of a girl complaining that her Tentacool misbehaved with her in the bath. Several chapters later, she is shown bathing with her Tentacool again..
    • One little girl at the Skiddo farm gives you the TM for Attract, and says she feels like the Skiddo used it on her.
  • In Pokémon Sun and Moon, you can encounter two female Golfers outright harassing a Machamp and fawning over its muscles at a hotel. It turns out to just be a guy in costume, but they didn't know that.
• In the Perpetual Testing Initiative of Portal 2, Aperture Rituals needs a willing volunteer of astronauts, war heroes, and Olympians to "make love to a giant bird" in order to fulfill a prophecy and stall the ends of days.
• Power Pro-kun Pocket 6: In Happiness Island the protagonist can choose to slack off at the Happiness Herb fields to recover health, and the more costly variant of this is getting... healed... by a goat named Masako. Choose it enough times and he gets stuck in the island with her during the epilogue. Naturally, what's going on is only implied, as this labor camp story full of murder was rated for all ages after all!
• Team Fortress 2: The Soldier, at least, believes the opposing team's Sniper to have a kangaroo wife, as he offers to send "her" condolences as one of his domination quotes.
• Red Dead Redemption is fond of this: a stranger mission (entitled "Who Are You To Judge?") involves returning a horse to its very affectionate owner, who has named the horse 'Lucy' and refers to her as his "girl". The horse thief who accompanies you on said mission comments that her "daddy kept goats". And lastly there's an advertisement in the newspaper for a publication called Sexing Livestock Quarterly. It sure is lonely out west...
  • For the record, sexing chicks (as in sorting males from females) is an actual job. Which isn't to say the makers of Red Dead Redemption aren't above a bit of Double Entendre.
• In Rogue Legacy, Bestiality is an upgrade that lets you unlock the Dragon class. Evidently the family are just that desperate.
• Occurs within the first playable minute of Rogue Warrior:
  Mission Control: What's your status?
  Dick Marcinko: It's a total goatfuck!
  • As for what "goatfuck" means in Marcinko-ese, it means things have gone completely FUBAR. Think a cross between goat rope and clusterfuck.
• In Rome: Total War, if your general is constantly out on campaign, his retinue may eventually include a Pet Sheep.
  "Being away from home and loved ones... can be a lonely life."
• In The Shrouded Isle, the flavor text for being ousted as a pervert has the character assure you that their activities "don't hurt the squid." Yes, Vicar Everton, *that's* what concerns me about it...
• In Tony Hawk's Underground, a police officer in Tampa, Florida pulls over your van for a busted tail light, expired license plate, and a "Cops push Mongo" bumper sticker, and your van gets impounded. While roaming the city later, you can find the same officer hiding behind a strip club standing behind a goat...
• A quest to disgrace a supermodel in Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines results in catching her in a threesome with a llama.
• In Wasteland 2 when entering Happy Valley for the first time you meet a merchant named Fred Darvis. When asked about life in Red Skorpion Militia territory, he says that the Skorpions stole, burnt, and raped everything in the valley and that his pet goat didn't walk right for a week.
• World of Warcraft:
  • There is something of a Running Gag among the fanbase about the possible origins of the Tauren race. This was codified by the WoW machinima rendering of The Internet Is for Porn, which concludes with the hilarious rebus: Human + Cow = Tauren.
  • In an actual canon example; the night elves' goddess, Elune, who by all official accounts looks like a big glowing night elf woman, had an affair with the demigod Malorne, whose only known form was that of a giant (read, two hundred feet tall) stag. This resulted in the birth of Cenarius, who looked like a centaur with a night elf upper body and a stag lower body. Being that these are deities, this is justified; just look at the mythology examples above.