Funny / The Angry Grandpa

• Anytime Grandpa farts. Especially when it stinks so bad that even Grandpa himself is disgusted.
• Each time Grandpa tries to fart but shits instead. Resulting a Captain Obvious moment of Hilarity Ensues when he exclaims: "Oh, God, I shit myself (or my pants)!"
• Both a collection of Potty Failure and Bring My Brown Pants moments of Grandpa, Pickleboy, and Bridgette (mostly the former upfront) having accidents due to pranks causing immense fear or shock; such as firecrackers next to a sleeping grandpa who practically rolls out of bed after his ass was lit up by Michael and Jennifer, Pickleboy unintentionally crashing into gramps on a bike a size too small for him even, and getting so mad that grandpa has failed to remember his daily routine due to his broken sink and ends up crapping himself before he was able to make it to his bathroom. Furthermore, a recount of anecdotes are also full of these; first date? Shit from pure elation. Eating so much junk food at a fair or gas station? Never trust a fart. Getting startled or scared outright? Well shit!
• The video where Grandpa destroys the kitchen over his missing candy. To summarize it, Grandpa is looking in the freezer for some candy he thought he put in there. When he can't find it, he begins destroying all the appliances in the kitchen, including the stove, the microwave, the toaster, the freezer, and the refrigerator. After causing what Michael estimates to be $5,000 in damage, the candy turns out to have been sitting on the counter the whole time. Therefore, he destroyed all that for nothing.
• The rare moments where Grandpa and Pickleboy actually get along and not insult each other is also heartwarming as well as hilarious such as the video Grandpa goes fishing, where the latter pulls out skidmark-stained brown underwear from the lake he was fishing at with Michael and Chris. Funnily adding after being disgusted momentarily:
  Grandpa: Hey, now we know where the damn fish got that smell!
• As a Halloween prank, Pickleboy dares Grandpa to summon Bloody Mary in a darkened bathroom. He manages to 'summon' Bloody Mary Tina, (his equally cranky ass neighbor, not his lousy ex-wife) and still freaks out accordingly.
  • Also from the Halloween pranks, insert an obsessive fan that stalks Angry Grandpa's house and literally causes Grandpa to piss himself in fear.
• The Dewritos video where AGP and Michael try out Mtn Dew and Doritos mixed in a blender
• Grandpa's got Ebola!
  • In one part, Grandpa is lying in bed with fake blood smeared on almost every orifice of his face. Grandpa farts, and he plays along by pretending it was painful. He then sticks his hand down his pants and pulls it out, revealing it to be covered in fake blood too.
  • When Grandpa pretends to pass out, and lands face-first into the seat of the toilet he's been pretending to throw up in. The impact is so hard that the toilet seat cracks and splits apart.
• Some of Michael's Throwback Thursday stories on his channel, KidBehindaCamera, are pretty hilarious.
  • THE Y2K STORY. Pickleboy talks about how he convinced a paranoid Angry Grandpa on New Year's morning that the end of the world was happening by throwing a breaker switch right after the countdown to the new year ended.
• Angry Grandpa's week long video series describing embarassing stories from Michael's childhood.
• Grandpa almost tasing Michael over trying to grab a slice of the Little Caesar's Pretzel Crust Pizza.
• The end of GRANDPA'S NURSE - THE PRANK
  Neighbor Tina: [Opening the door to Angry Grandpa's bathroom while he's taking a shower.] Whatcha doin' in here?
  Angry Grandpa: (screams, yells while pounding on the side of the bathroom) Get out of here!
  Neighbor Tina: Ah, scrub that!
  Angry Grandpa: OmigodI'mnekkid!
  Neighbor Tina: Ah, scrub that!
  Angry Grandpa: I'mnakedgetoutofhere!
  Neighbor Tina: Scruuuuub your balls!
  Angry Grandpa: Omigodgetouttahere!
  Neighbor Tina: Scruuuuub your balls!
• That time Grandpa was roaring at Jennifer for being lazy and jobless while living at his house, is comically irrational; even funnier when in the comment section, a fan has joked that his blood pressure has gone over 9,000 a minute.
• This moment from iMustDestroyAll 3:
  MustDestroyAll: I've been sneaking into your house, putting all those toys on the floor, playing with those Hot Wheels, and even eating some of your candy!
  Grandpa: (Not even reacting until MustDestroyAll mentions eating his candy) MOTHERFUCKER!!!
  • A bit of a creepy moment also, but MustDestroyAll's cousin, CombustYouAll tells Grandpa that he and MustDestroyAll will cook him and eat his stomach piece by piece until he is "one skinny-bellied bastard" in a ridiculously serious, raspy voice.
  • After he finishes watching the video, Angry Grandpa goes into the living room to yell at Tina for not waking up to alert him that MustDestroyAll was watching him while he sleeps, leading up to this gem of a line:
    Grandpa: You were layin' right there next to me, and YOOOOOUUU DIDN'T HEAR IIIIIIIIITT?!
    Tina: Man, I can't hear nothin' when I was sleepin'-
    Grandpa: YEAH, BECAUSE YOU'RE RETARDED!
• Angry Grandpa's reaction to Alison Gold's Chinese Food music video, especially the part when the man in the panda bear costume unmasks himself.
  Grandpa: She got her hands all over that bear! Look at him, man, he's a pervert!
  (The man in the costume unmasks himself)
  Grandpa: OH MY GOD! OH FUCK!! GODDAMN!!! YOU PERVEEEEEEEEEEEERT!!!!! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN A ROOM WITH A BUNCH OF LITTLE GIRLS?!
• The times Grandpa laughs makes him sound like either an evil old man or even more so, an evil mastermind.
• The ending to Angry Grandpa's Special Guest is great. Angry Grandpa farted and proceeded to stink up the living room] as Michael and Kim desperately try and open a window that's locked.
• The Mouse Hunt and its sequel.
• CHINESE FOOD BLOWOUT, especially when Grandpa starts making owl noises at the 1:30 mark after eating sweet-and-sour chicken.
• This line of dialogue from "Angry Grandpa Gets Robbed":
  Michael: You threw Chinese food all over the damn floor!
  AGP: Oh, fuck the Chinese! I was gonna watch TV and eat the Chinese! FUCK THE CHINESE NOW!
  • "I was... ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBBED!!"
  • Grandpa's reaction when he realized it was a prank:
  AGP: Ya'll need to get outta my house, I'm callin' the cops, I'm pressing charges. You're going to jail! YOU'RE GOING TO JAIL, MISSY! YOU'LL BE DOIN' THE GODDAMN HORIZONTAL POLKA WITH BIG MILDRED! And YOU? You gettin' your goddamn salad tossed.
• ANGRY GRANDPA'S KITCHEN MELTDOWN! features Michael filming Grandpa as he attempts to show the audience his pumpkin pie recipe. Unfortunately, he cannot find the vanilla, without which he claims "you ain't got no pie." So, he begins breaking all of Michael's plates. The kicker is that Michael does find the vanilla, prompting Grandpa to switch back into "cooking show host" mode as though nothing had happened. Michael, understandably, is still pissed, so Grandpa breaks more of his plates before throwing the pie at Michael.
  • Even FUNNIER, Michael's brother Charlie tries to avoid this but fails in his escape by falling over the obsolete recipe that's on the floor.
• Angry Grandpa drives into the pool, prompting a funny "DRIVE FORWARD! Go forward!" from Pickleboy.
• Although the prank was a little cruel, Grandpa's reaction to his Embarrassing Tattoo before he tears up the tattoo parlor in ANGRY GRANDPA'S TATTOO MELTDOWN! is priceless:
  Grandpa: WHAT?! "MY ASS STINKS?!"
  • During Grandpa's rampage, he grabs a guitar off the wall and smashes it to pieces on a table. As grandpa shouts at him for giving him an unwanted tattoo, Tim the tattoo artist has this to say:
    Tim: Who the fuck's gonna pay for my guitar?
• Angry Grandpa trying to remove his Embarrassing Tattoo in ANGRY GRANDPA'S TATTOO REMOVAL FAIL! and PICKLEBOY'S STUPID FAMILY!!. It starts with Grandpa howling in pain and cussing out his daughter Jennifer as she tries to scrub off his tattoo with soap, water, and a sponge. When this doesn't work, he gives Michael a pocket knife and tells him to carve it off of his back. Michael puts the pocket knife onto his bare skin (with the blade retracted) and Grandpa screams and recoils, thinking that he was really starting to cut him when he wasn't. This becomes an In-Universe Funny Moment to Bridgette, who laughs about it for hours later.
• GRANDPA SHAVED OFF MY EYEBROWS!!, specifically when Pickleboy discovers that Grandpa has shaved off most of his right eyebrow. He screams in shock at his reflection in the mirror, turns to the camera, and screams in pure rage in a ridiculously over-the-top way.
• PICKLEBOY'S SURPRISE PARTY! (SHOWER PRANK) is hilarious to watch, especially with Bridgette getting back at Michael for all the shower pranks.
• Cribs Fail Aftermath Michael grabs a phone to call the police and Grandpa destroys it. Grandpa throws the phone on the floor and it somehow bounces off the floor and hits him right in his face.
• Angry Grandpa Draw My Life FAIL Grandpa draws his life using a whole lot of childish drawings. It ends with him drawing both Michael and Bridgette as fat people.
• ANGRY GRANDPA'S 10 DEMANDMINTS
• Angry Grandpa's taxes fail video. After realizing he's missing one of Tina's W2s, he gets pissed off and starts tearing the W2s he has to shreds. Then he realizes he needs them and tries to find the tape. He tells Michael to help him in a rather strange way...
  Grandpa: Fuck that goddamn camera! (beat) I said fuck that camera! (beat) I said fuck that goddamn camera! (flips the table) Goddamn you, when I say "fuck that camera", you help me, motherfucker!
• Grandpa getting hit with the classic 'plastic-wrap-in-the-doorway' prank. Pickleboy ups the ante of the prank by pouring "blood" (aka: "Corn syrup. Same stuff they used for pigs' blood in "Carrie".") onto the plastic.
  • They first lure him out by banging on the washing machine that rarely works, acting like it's not working...
    Pickleboy: All you gotta do is push on it!
    Tina: It won't work!
    Pickleboy: You gotta be louder than this... Arrgh!
    Tina: It won't work! I'm telling you...
    Grandpa: (from his bedroom) GODDAMNIT SHUDDUP, I'M TRYNA SLEEP!
    Pickleboy: Goddamn washing machine doesn't work anymore!
    Grandpa: IDON'TGIBAGODDAMNWASHINGMACHINE! IONLYGOTONLYONE!! MOTHERFUCKER!
    (Pickleboy begins to step away from the door, he tries to get Tina to do the same.)
    Pickleboy: (whispering) Back the fuck up... (yelling) She's trying to get it to work!
    Grandpa: Y'all need to stop!
    Pickleboy: God!
    (Grandpa barges out of the room.)
    Grandpa: Goddamn you- (gets caught in the plastic wrap) WHAT THE FUCK?! YOU DIRTY BASTARD!
  • Grandpa's pants falling down after getting tangled in the plastic wrap.
  • "I'M A GODDAMN CANDY APPLE! TAKE ME TO THE FUCKIN' FAIR!"
    • EVEN FUNNIER this is almost a trademark of grandpa due to being obese. Tenfold, in the historical Sour Cream and Ketchup prank, orchestrated by Pickleboy in utilizing his nephews Johnny and Jacob into wiping the aforementioned on a dozing grandpa, resulting in the latter standing up abruptly and thence his pants continually fell, exposing what many fans in the comments have said to be "toothpick legs," upholding his entire body.
• While the topic of the videos aren't funny, the bizarre, nasally voice Angry Grandpa does when imitating Donald "Pee Wee" Gaskins in the three-part "Friends With A Serial Killer" story is side-splittingly hilarious.
• "GETTING BULLIED" for the most part is a heartwarming pep talk from Grandpa, but there's one part that is a guaranteed laugh:
  Grandpa: You got people out there that may not be as pretty as you are- (Grandpa lets out a long, loud fart) Ooooooooooooohhh! ...Or they might fart louder than you do.
• While going off on a rant about bible thumpers, Grandpa retells a story about him and his friends happening to catch a Pentecostal church service. Grandpa and his buddies find it hilarious until...
  Grandpa: I was laughin' my fuckin' ass off, thinkin' "Goddamn, I don't know what that bitch ^*a Pentacostal woman who ran out of the church while performing the Hymn of Imitation, where one starts speaking in tongues and goes crazy under the Holy Spirit. Before running, she hit her head on the pew. is smokin', I need to stop her and find out so I can get me some of that shit!" you know what I mean? That shit was good! So, all of a sudden, a voice... "THE DEVIL'S IN HERE, AND THE DEVIL BETTER LEAVE." About that time, everybody in the fuckin' church turned around and they were starin' at me and my friends. I said "Ohhhhh, fuck, we done got into something WE don't need to be in!" So we got up, man, and we started walkin' and we got out that church and them motherfuckers follow us! "Don't leave! Once you know us, you'll love us!" Fuck you, bitch!
• The one time when Grandpa bought Tina a present. (AKA: a used dildo from a yard sale.)
  Grandpa: You ain't all been gettin' fully satisfied lately...
  Pickleboy: Huh?
  Grandpa: So I found you something, and I wanna give it to ya.
  (Grandpa hands Tina a bag with something in it...)
  Grandpa: Open it up, I'm proud of that!
  Tina: (looking into the bag) God almighty...
  Pickleboy: What is it?
  Tina: Where'd you get that thing?!
  Pickleboy: What is it?!
  (Tina reaches into the bag, and pulls out the dildo.)
  Grandpa: I bought it at a yard sale!
  Pickleboy: A yard sale?!
  Grandpa: Five dollars, man!
• Angry Grandpa's Run In With Child Services
• Angry Grandpa's dating profile in ANGRY GRANDPA'S VALENTINE'S DAY FREAKOUT! has him shirtless and doing a goofy-looking pose in the profile picture, but the self-summary has to be the funniest part yet:
  "I need somebody to love- and more. Right or wrong...i'm always right!!! Don't be demanding or lazy, and don't piss me off cause I will probably break your stuff . You can take me as I am or get out. I would like someone who likes to clean and doesn't complain while you're doing it. Especially the bathroom. I'm not doing it all. I don't want some loudmouth, talks all the time and hang out with ya damn friends all the time, and can cook good. I want a date for valentines. We can have dinner (nothing fancy though) and some fun (maybe.) I can show a woman a good time-even for 65. Makeup isn't necessary, but you'd probably look better with it. I'm available!!!!!!!!!!"
  • You can see his dating profile on Archive, if you want to see it in person.
  • Earlier, we have Grandpa's philosophy on Valentine's Day, leading to this exchange:
    Grandpa: Everybody needs somebody to fuck on Valentine's Day.
    Pickleboy: Sorry, Marilyn Monroe's not available.
    Grandpa: Well, I don't wanna dig her up anyway.
• ANGRY GRANDPA'S TOY ROOM MELTDOWN!! is funny enough on it's own, with Grandpa destroying Pickleboy's wrestling action figure set over internet issues, but it gets even funnier when Grandpa and Pickleboy devolve into Ham-to-Ham Combat:
  Grandpa: NOTHIN'S MORE IMPORTANT THAN MY INTERNET!
  Bridgette: This is to [Pickleboy], obviously!
  Pickleboy: (On the verge of tears) Fuck- go, just go!
  Grandpa: NOT UNTIL YOU PROMISE TO FIX MY INTERNET!
  Pickleboy: (Suddenly in Angrish) GETTHEFUCKOUTOFMYFUCKIN'HOUSE!!!
  Grandpa: CAFADAGADALALA!!! ^Translation Come fix my goddamn internet!
  Bridgette: Get out!
  Grandpa: TOY BOY!!!
  • Grandpa's Evil Laugh as he taunts a distraught Pickleboy offscreen at the end of the video. Then there's his final threat:
    Grandpa: Ooh, we're good... NEXT TIME IT'S YOUR TV!
• The entirety of the Bug Spray Shower prank. For starters, Michael and Bridgette pull the prank while Grandpa and Tina are busy having sex in the shower.
  • Bonus points go to Grandpa's dirty talk to Tina during the act:
  Grandpa: Oooaghh! Shuddup! You break my goddamn tub, and you gon' die! I gotta pee, can I pee on you?
  Tina: Ohhh, nasty!
  Grandpa: I gotta wash my ass! Fuck you, bitch. You break my goddamn tub, you gon' die! You'll have soap in your eye if you goddamn bend over! You'll have soap in your fuckin' eye!
  Tina: What the hell are you doing?!
  Grandpa: Well goddamn! We're both fat tryin' to fit in this fuckin' tub!
  Tina: What are you doing?
  Grandpa: Oh, shut up, just take a goddamn bath. I got somethin' for you RIGHT here... Motherfucker pulsates!
  • When Michael and Bridgette pull the prank, Grandpa walks out of the shower and into the kitchen with a barely Modesty Towel and a dildo in his hand as he screams at Pickleboy and Bridgette:
  Grandpa: ME AND THE OLD LADY, HAVIN' A LITTLE FUN AND YOU GOTTA COME IN THERE?!
  Pickleboy: Go, it's fine!
  Grandpa: (jumping) I'LL TELL YOU. ONE. GODDAMN. THING. THIS THING OF ME TAKIN' A BATH AND YOU GODDAMN WALKIN' IN'S GOTTA STOP!
  Pickleboy: THIS has gotta stop, you gotta go back! I'm done! I ain't goin' back in there!
  Grandpa: I'll show you something! (begins advancing towards Michael with the dildo)
  Pickleboy: (running with Bridgette) I AM NOT GOING BACK IN THERE! (to Bridgette): GO, FUCKING RUN!
  Grandpa: Motherfucker, I've had enough of you!
  (Pickleboy and Bridgette run into another bathroom in the trailer, leaving the door open.)
  Grandpa: (suddenly appearing in the doorway) I'VE HAD-
  (Pickleboy and Bridgette scream as they slam the door shut.)
  Bridgette: Oh god!
  Grandpa: YOU GODDAMN PIECE OF SHIT!
  Pickleboy: I wanna see through the crack...
  (Pickleboy tries to film through a hole above the door.)
  Grandpa: YOU FUCKING PIECE OF- YEAH, YOU GON'... (tries to push the door open)
  (Pickleboy and Bridgette scream as they try to hold the door.)
  Pickleboy: Oh shit! Oh shit!
  Grandpa: OPEN THE GODDAMN DOOR! I'M GON' STICK THIS DILDO UP YOUR AAAAAASSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!
  • The successor to this prank, Another Shower Prank, is ten times the funnier, when once again, Pickleboy and Picklegirl decided to continue with the interruptions and pranks. Needless to say, grandpa once again sallied out of the shower for revenge after having more metaphorical shit dumped on him and Tina in the shower; first in the form of bagged mashed potato powder while he is mouthing off about Pickleboy to Tina, then a big styrofoam cup of old coffee; prompting the old man to throw the infamous dildo at Pickleboy ^* who reels in frightened disgust, and runs away to his old busted-down-door bedroom, with grandpa in hot pursuit. Cue this moment of intense yet Hilarity Ensues
  Pickleboy: (running with Bridgette, freaking out)
  Grandpa: I got my goddamn-!
  (Pickleboy and Bridgette run into his old bedroom, unable to close the door due to grandpa knocking it down previously from the Kool-Aid showerhead prank thus leaving it open for an overly eager and vengeful grandpa)
  Grandpa: (voice echoing down the hallway and dreadfully getting closer...) You goddamn youngins wanna play? I'll play!
  Pickleboy: No! Don't knock my door down again!
  Grandpa: I'll play! (suddenly appearing in the doorway with the dildo)
  Pickleboy: What the fuck? (promptly squeals in a high pitch girly voice upon seeing it as grandpa tries to get around him) AHH, WHADAFUQ!? AHHH! AHHHHHH!
  (promptly flees in righteous terror, followed behind by Bridgette.)
  Grandpa: THAT GODDAMN DOG GROWLED AT ME!
• Angry Grandpa's reaction to the infamous Scary Maze Game:
  (Angry Grandpa sits up in his chair and angrily clutches his headphones afetr being startled by the Screamer Prank)
  Michael: Don't...
  Grandpa: Fuck you, man! (Throws his headphones at the desk)
  Michael: But- but you did it! You played the Scary Maze!
  Grandpa: (Pointing at the image of the possessed Regan) WHY DO I GOTTA LOOK AT A PICTURE OF YO FUCKIN' MAMA?! (slowly looks back towards Michael...)
  • And then there's the ending, where Grandpa chases Pickleboy because he got scared by the game, realizing it was another prank.
  Grandpa: (Advancing towards Pickleboy) Who the hell you think you are tryin' to scare me?! (Pickleboy turns and runs) Where you goin', Pickleboy?!
  Michael: Come on, man!
  (Pickleboy runs into the closet and held the doorknob)
  Grandpa: (Banging on the door) OPEN THIS DOOR! OPEN THIS DOOR! YOU TRY TO SCARE ME, I'LL PUT MY FOOT UPSIDE YOUR ASS!
  (Grandpa forces the door open, sending Pickleboy to the ground)
  Grandpa: DON'T YOU EVER-... (pauses to turn the closet lights on) ...TRY TO SCARE ME AGAIN, YOU UNDERSTAND, I DON'T LIKE IT- Give me the camera! (attempts to wrestle the camera from Pickleboy) GIMME THE CAMERA! GIMME THE CAMERAAAA!! MOTHER-!!! DON'T YOU EVER-
  (The video suddenly cuts off.)
• Anytime Michael walks in on Grandpa and Tina while they're having sex. ESPECIALLY when it's for a prank.
  • One time, Michael throws flour on Grandpa, and Grandpa tries to lecture him on stopping it. As soon as Grandpa calms down, Michael tells him one last thing:
  Michael: I'm putting it on the internet!
  Grandpa: WHAT?!! AW, HELL NO, YOU AIN'T!!
• Asking grandpa personal questions about why he shits his pants is one of many funny but rare insulting moments that actually can rile him up, such as the 20 Questions w/Angry Grandpa.
  Michael: Tell us you're sick, tell me you're sick now.
  Grandpa: (scratching himself) I'm sick now, Michael.
  Michael: (snickers) Yeah, I can tell cuz you just shit your pants!
  Grandpa: (bumbling) You say ONE MORE GODDAMN WORD 'bout me shit my goddamn pants, I'mma beat your pickleboy ass!
• Do NOT ASK or TELL the Old Bastard that he's got anger problems. EVER.