History Funny / TheAngryGrandpa

-->'''Neighbor Tina:''' "Ah, scrub that!"
-->'''Angry Grandpa:''' '''''[[NakedPeopleAreFunny OmigodImnekkid!]]'''''
-->'''Neighbor Tina: '' Ah, scrub that! ''

-->'''Grandpa:''' DON'T YOU EVER-... ''([[Beat pauses to turn the closet lights on]])'' ...TRY TO SCARE ME AGAIN, YOU UNDERSTAND, I DON'T LIKE IT- Give me the camera! ''(attempts to wrestle the camera from Pickleboy)'' GIMME THE CAMERA! ''GIMME THE CAMERAAAA!! MOTHER-!!! DON'T YOU EVER-''

'''Do NOT ASK or TELL the Old Bastard that he's got anger problems. EVER.'''

''Do NOT ASK or TELL the Old Bastard that he's got anger problems. EVER.''

-->'''Grandpa:''' (bumbling) You say ONE MORE GODDAMN WORD 'bout me shit my goddamn pants, I'mma beat your pickleboy ass!

-->''(Angry Grandpa sits up in his chair angrily after being startled by the ScreamerPrank)''
-->'''Pickleboy:''' ''Don't...''

-->'''Pickleboy:''' But- but you did it! You played the Scary Maze!
-->'''Grandpa:''' ''(Pointing at the image of the [[Film/TheExorcist possessed Regan]])'' WHY DO I GOTTA LOOK AT A PICTURE OF ''[[YourMom YOUR FUCKIN' MAMA?!]]'' ''(slowly looks back towards Pickleboy...)''
** And then there's the ending, where [[DisproportionateRetribution Grandpa chases Pickleboy around the bedroom because he got scared by the game, realizing it was another prank.]]

-->'''Pickleboy:''' Come on, man!

-->'''Grandpa:''' DON'T YOU EVER-... ''([[MoodWhiplash pauses to turn the closet lights on]])'' ...TRY TO SCARE ME AGAIN, YOU UNDERSTAND, I DON'T LIKE IT- Give me the camera! ''(attempts to wrestle the camera out of Pickleboy's hands)'' GIMME THE CAMERA! ''GIMME THE CAMERAAAA!! MOTHER!!! DON'T YOU EVER-''

-->'''Pickleboy:''' ''What the fuck?'' ''(promptly [[LargeHam squeals in a high pitch girly voice upon seeing it as grandpa tries to get around him]])'' '''AHH, WHADAFUQ!? AHHH! AHHHHHH!'''

-->'''Grandpa:''' [[PreAssKickingOneLiner I'll show you something!]] ''(begins to chase after Michael [[RefugeInAudacity with the dildo]])''

* As a Halloween prank, Pickleboy dares Grandpa to summon Bloody Mary in a darkened bathroom. He manages to 'summon' Bloody Mary [[spoiler:Tina, (his equally cranky ass neighbor, not his lousy ex-wife)]] and freaks out accordingly.

-->'''Angry Grandpa:''' ''(screams, yells while pounding on the side of the bathroom)'' Get out of here!

-->'''Angry Grandpa:''' ''Oh my god, I'm [[NakedPeopleAreFunny nekkid!]]''
-->'''Neighbor Tina: '''Ah, scrub that!'''
-->'''Angry Grandpa:''' ''I'm nakedgetoutofhere!''
-->'''Neighbor Tina:''' ""'Scruuuuub''' your balls!"
-->'''Angry Grandpa:''' ''Oh my god, get out of here!''
-->'''Neighbor Tina:''' Scruuuuub your balls!

-->'''Grandpa:''' '''''[[BigWhat WHAT?!!]]''''' '''AW, HELL NO, YOU AIN'T!!'''

* As a Halloween prank, Pickleboy dares Grandpa to summon Bloody Mary in a darkened bathroom. He manages to 'summon' Tina, (his neighbor, not his ex) and freaks out accordingly.

* The [[https://youtu.be/D6hiPP71Ogo?t=4m8s ending]] to Angry Grandpa's Special Guest is great. [[spoiler: Angry Grandpa farted and proceeded to stink up the living room] as Michael and Kim try and open a window that's locked.]]

-->'''Grandpa:''' I'LL [[PunctuatedForEmphasis TELL YOU. ONE.]] '''''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis GODDAMN. THING.]]''''' THIS THING OF ME TAKIN' A BATH AND YOU GODDAMN WALKIN' IN'S GOTTA '''STOP!'''

** The successor to this prank, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQvNEfx7obI Another Shower Prank]], is ten times the funnier, when once again, Pickleboy and Picklegirl decided to continue with the interruptions and pranks. Needless to say, grandpa once again sallied out of the shower for revenge after having more metaphorical shit dumped on him and Tina in the shower; first in the form of bagged mashed potato powder while he is mouthing off about Pickleboy to Tina, then a big styrofoam cup of old coffee; prompting the old man to throw the infamous dildo at Pickleboy ''[[labelnote:*]] who reels in undisguised frightened disgust[[/labelnote]]'', and runs away to his old busted-down-door room, with grandpa in hot pursuit. Cue this moment of intense [[HilarityEnsues Hilarity Ensues]]

-->''(Pickleboy and Bridgette run into his old bedroom, unable to close the door due to [[CallBack grandpa knocking it down previously from the Kool-Aid showerhead prank]] thus leaving it open for an overly eager grandpa out for revenge)''

-->'''Pickleboy:''' ''What the fuck?'' ''(promptly [[LargeHam squeals in a high pitch girly voice upon seeing it as grandpa tries to get around him]])'' AHH, WHADAFUQ!? AHAH! AHHHHHH!
-->''([[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Then promptly fleeing in righteous disgusted terror, followed behind by Bridgette]].)''

* ''Anytime'' Michael [[ParentalSexualitySquick walks in on Grandpa and Tina while they're having sex.]]

-->''([[NoEnding The video suddenly cuts off.]])''

* The rare moments where Grandpa and Pickleboy actually get along and not insult each other is also heartwarming as well as hilarious such as the video Grandpa goes fishing, where the latter pulls out skidmark-stained brown underwear from the lake he WA fishing at with Michael and Chris. Funnily adding after being disgusted momentarily:
-->'''Grandpa:''' Hey, now we know where the fish got that smell!

* Both a collection of [[PottyFailure]] and [[BringMyBrownPants]] moments of Grandpa, Pickleboy, and Bridgette (mostly the former upfront) having accidents due to pranks causing immense fear or shock; such as firecrackers next to a sleeping grandpa who practically rolls out of bed after his ass was lit up by Michael and Jennifer, Pickleboy unintentionally crashing into gramps on a bike a size too small for him even, and getting so mad that grandpa has failed to remember his daily routine due to his broken sink and ends up crapping himself before he was able to make it to his bathroom. Furthermore, a recount of anecdotes are also full of these; first date? Shit from pure elation. Eating so much junk food at a fair or gas station? Never trust a fart. Getting startled or scared outright? Well shit!

*** The successor to this prank, Another Shower Prank, is ten times the funnier, when once again, Pickleboy and Picklegirl decided to continue with the interruptions and pranks. Needless to say, grandpa once again sallied out of the shower for revenge after having more metaphorical shit dumped on him and Tina in the shower; first in the form of bagged mashed potato powder while he is mouthing off about Pickleboy to Tina, then a big styrofoam cup of old coffee; prompting the old man to throw the infamous dildo at Pickleboy ''[[labelnote:*]] who reels in undisguised frightened disgust[[/labelnote]]'', and runs away to his old busted-down-door room, with grandpa in hot pursuit. Cue this moment of intense [[HilarityEnsues Hilarity Ensues]]
-->'''Pickleboy:''' ''[[ScrewThisImOuttaHere (running with Bridgette, freaking out)]]

-->'''Grandpa:''' ''([[AdvancingBossOfDoom voice echoing down the hallway and dreadfully getting closer...]])'' '''You motherfuckers wanna play? I'll play!'''

-->'''Grandpa:''' '''''THEN DON'T FUCKIN' GROWL AT ME!'''''

** When Michael and Bridgette pull the prank, Grandpa walks out of the shower and into the kitchen with a ModestyTowel and a ''dildo'' in his hand as he screams at Pickleboy and Bridgette:

-->'''Grandpa:''' I'LL [[PunctuatedForEmphasis TELL YOU. ONE.]] '''''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis GODDAMN. THING.]]''''' THIS THING OF ME TAKIN' A BATH AND YOU GODDAMN WALKIN' IN'S GOTTA '''STOP!!'''

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5k0d-HFztU&ab_channel=TheAngryGrandpaShow Angry Grandpa's reaction to the infamous Scary Maze Game:]]

-->'''Grandpa:''' ''(Pointing at the image of the [[Film/TheExorcist possessed Regan]])'' WHY DO I GOTTA LOOK AT A PICTURE OF ''[[YourMom YOUR FUCKIN' MAMA?!]]''
** And then there's the ending, where [[DisproportionateRetribution Grandpa chases Pickleboy around the bedroom because he got scared by the game.]]
-->'''Grandpa:''' ''(Advancing towards Pickleboy)'' Who the hell you think you are tryin' to scare me?! ''(tries to push Pickleboy)'' Where you goin', Pickleboy?!

-->''(Pickleboy runs into the closet and locks the door)''

*** EVEN FUNNIER this is almost a trademark of grandpa due to being obese. Tenfold, in the historical Sour Cream and Ketchup prank, orchestrated by Pickleboy in utilizing his nephews Johnny and Jacob into wiping the aforementioned on a dozing grandpa, resulting in the latter standing up abruptly and thence his pants continually fell, exposing what many fans in the comments have said to be " toothpick legs," upholding his entire body.

* The video where Grandpa destroys the kitchen over his missing candy. To summarize it, Grandpa is looking in the freezer for some candy he thought he put in there. When he can't find it, he begins destroying all the appliances in the kitchen, including the stove, the microwave, the toaster, the freezer, and the refrigerator. After causing what Michael estimates to be $5,000 in damage, [[spoiler:the candy turns out to have been sitting on the counter the whole time.]]

** Also from the Halloween pranks, insert an [[LoonyFan obsessive fan]] that stalks Angry Grandpa's house and literally causes Grandpa to [[BringMyBrownPants wet himself]] in fear.

** In one part, Grandpa is lying in bed with fake blood smeared on almost every orifice of his face. [[GassHole Grandpa farts,]] and he plays along by pretending it was painful. He then sticks his hand down his pants and pulls it out, [[CrossesTheLineTwice revealing it to be covered in fake blood too.]]

-->'''Neighbor Tina:''' Ah, scub that!

-->'''Neighbor Tina: '''Ah, scrub that!

-->'''Neighbor Tina:''' Scrub your balls!

-->'''Grandpa:''' DON'T YOU EVER- ''([[MoodWhiplash pauses to turn the closet lights on]])'' TRY TO SCARE ME AGAIN, YOU UNDERSTAND, I DON'T LIKE IT- Give me the camera! ''(attempts to wrestle the camera out of Pickleboy's hands)'' GIMME THE CAMERA! ''GIMME THE CAMERAAAA!! MOTHER!!! DON'T YOU EVER-''

-->'''Grandpa:''' ''(Pointing at the image of the [[Film/TheExorcist possessed Regan]])'' WHY DO I GOTTA LOOK AT A PICTURE OF [[YourMom YOUR FUCKIN' MAMA?!]]