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Episodes 1-10

• Episode 1: Off the Hook LIVE!
  • Chugga notes how, after installing all the updates before launching the game, Off the Hook becomes pretty overwhelming.
    Chugga: God, it really is true. Television as a whole went downhill after the Squid Sisters got cancelled.
  • There's a difference between simply having waifus and forcing their hands. ...In poly marriage.
    Chugga: Having a YouTube channel is a trap, man. I probably have at least 40 videos on my channel saying that I would stalk this girl in particular!
  • Who knew Zenos was the secret leader of the Octarians?
    Marie: Now, let's go tear those Octarians limb from limb from limb from limb from limb from... Limsa Lominsa.
  • We're pretty sure Chugga just ended up on a watch-list. ...And he needs a shower.
    Chugga: Oh. I can't cover you in my sticky fluids. (Beat; wheeze) Okay, I'm not recovering from that one.
  • Chugga brings back the gross "fluids" talk when he shoots a balloon that divides and multiplies, referring to them "mating" and noting the innuendo of shooting them with goo to achieve this, before cutting himself off.
  • Marie absolutely destroying Chugga with one quip, and his reaction.
  • Chugga's belief that the Vault Key looks like Metal Head Donkey Kong. And complimenting his singing voice.
  • Chugga is impressed by how well-coordinated an early outfit he assembles is, a stark contrast to the various messy practically-focused outfits seen from him in the previous game's LP. Since one of the one of the pieces was a bonus from a paid content download, he calls it "pay-to-win fashion"... and then realizes that that's just how fashion works in real life, too.
  • During the Splattershot Jr. explanation, he begins the explanation of the fashion's special abilities by giving special attention to Damage Up... because it's not in this game.
  • The graph showing the effects of Run Speed Up is very elaborate, and Chugga knows this.
    Flavor Text: Splatoon. It's serious business.
  • The over-the-top name of Bomb Defense Up DX is emphasized by the X exploding, and even as the ability is being explained, the X is still on fire.
  • While queuing for his first match, Chugga wonders who "Joe" (the profile he's using) is; before remembering that it's from his Pikmin LP from yester-decade and realizing that he's old.
  • In the very first online match of the LP, Chugga's team wins with one person disconnected.
  • It takes forever for Chugga to end up in a match in Musselforge Fitness, and when he finally does...
    Chugga: (gasp) Musselforge Fitness is real! They said I was crazy! They said it didn't exist! But finally, we're here!

• Episode 2: Splattershot
  • Just like the squids they are, bloopers are abound.
    Chugga: Hey everybody, it's Chuggaaconroy! Welcome back to more X- D'ah, f(BEEP)k, I said Xenoblade. (laughs)
  • Of all things, Chugga's Pre-Asskicking One-Liner when using Splashdown is...
    Chugga: YOU'RE THE NEXT CONTESTANT ON THE PRICE IS RIGHT!
  • Chugga once again cheekily refers to Sheldon as a, "Minion who is passing himself off as a horseshoe crab."
  • While trying to find an accent for Bisk, Chugga lands somewhere between Jamaican, early Strong Bad, and Ardanian. And no, he can't do creeedit either.
  • Chugga brings up some... interesting lore while shopping.
    Chugga: According to official interviews, Jelfonzo was asexually reproduced from Jelonzo's body. (beat) Shirts are the only place that you'll find Haunt, Ninja Squid, Respawn Punisher, and Thermal Ink.
  • Chugga runs into a player in Inkopolis Square with a name that prompts the inevitable reference.
    Chugga: Oh, hi, Mark.
  • Chugga reassuring us that Sub Strafing isn't a frame-perfect technique is accompanied by footage from SaltyBet of... Ronald McDonald vs. The Flash.
  • The Inkjet bio features a very obscure piece of trivia. Since there's no Fly Speed Up, Run Speed Up increases the mobility of the Inkjet... but only on grates. This is accompanied by a poorly-drawn Microsoft Paint-style icon for a hypothetical Fly Speed Up ability.
  • During the battle in Piranha Pit, Chugga initially think he's in position to punish a poorly-placed Superjump... only for him to be caught in the radius of a Splashdown that destroys him and 2 of his teammates. That in itself isn't funny, but what makes it such is that he had been talking about that exact strategy mere minutes ago during the rundown of the Splattershot variants before he started the match. Chugga ends up in stitches from the situation.

• Episode 3: Splat Roller
  • Chugga forgets the Sunken Scroll in Stage 3, and when he finally gets it, it's just an advertisement for Ammo Knights.
    Chugga: ...That was it? A crummy commercial!?
  • The Roller is introduced via Chugga performing an acapella remix of the Jaws theme song, while splatting MasaeAnela with the username "My Puns".
  • Chugga reluctantly states that the effect of Main Power Up on rollers is damage increase, and he recommends it.
  • Chugga notes that Run Speed Up doesn't apply to Rollers' rolling since it's considered an attack.
    Chugga: That's right. Your feet help a jetpack, but not a thing that you push.

• Episode 4: Splat Charger
  • Dark Lord Millennial makes his grand return to disprove the myths about mint jelly on toast.
    Flavor Text: Could be avocado on toast?
  • During the first match, Chugga is ruminating on how terrible he is at using the charger... only to start panicking when he sees another player coming at him with an Ultra Stamp... and then gets stuck and flops around freaking out helplessly until he gets flattened.
  • A Funny Background Event: During the match on Ancho-V Games, one of the signs has the extremely-fitting message "Why must people bully the snipers? >,__ <"

• Episode 5: Splat Dualies
  • The intro, with Chugga having covered the entire area around Cuttlefish Cabin with yellow ink (not the whole area, there were budget cuts), before attempting to assimilate Marie into the nacho.
  • The way that Chugga introduces Crusty Sean.
    Mal: Crusty Sean~!
    Stephen: The piss is Crusty Sean?!
  • Two of the opponents on Manta Maria are awfully suspicious...
    Chugga: Oh my god, Callie? And you're hanging out with Pearl? Oh my god, spoilers! We've already solved the problem of the story!
    • Not to mention, Callie gets three kills in a row on Chugga, and squidbags him just to rub salt in the wound.
      Chugga: Damn, Callie, you're a bitch.
  • Another of the players in that match has the username "my eyes!"
  • One of the opponents on Starfish Mainstage◊ happens to be named GuidoMista. On a team of four and toting an N-ZAP '83, no less.
  • While explaining the similarities between Flounder Heights and Starfish Mainstage, Chugga pairs himself saying "quite similar" with footage of Chalmers saying the same, from the "Steamed Hams" scene that has spawned countless memes.
  • And just when he tried to deny stalking Marie, here he goes doing it again in The Stinger.
    Chugga: God, it looks like I'm... It looks like I have a crush on this girl, and she doesn't know I exist. And, uh, that other squid in the picture is her boyfriend, or something.

• Episode 6: Blaster
  • After completing Enter the Octohurler, Chugga notes that the level's image, featuring an Octohurler in the middle of puking up a mouthful of Rolonium◊, is one of the most horrifying things he's ever seen.
  • Chugga explains most of Murch's functions except for the ones he wants to go over later. Or, as he puts it:
    Chugga: All the information about Murch is here except the information that isn't here!
  • Chugga's utter dismay about what the map rotation is.
  • Chugga ends up being one of three Blasters on his first team, to which he dubs "Night of the Living Blasters".

• Episode 7: Inkbrush
  • When standing at the kettle for the level he played last episode, he's still disgusted by the image of the Octohurler horking up Rolonium.
  • Chugga forgets both the Sunken Scroll and Sardinium and doesn't realize it until editing. The Sardinium was located by the Octlings' Spawn, which he advised the viewers to look around as they usually hide collectibles by there.
    Chugga: Woah, Mr. "Gotta check over by the Spawn points guys, I promise it's worth it." Look at me, I got EGGS!
  • Chugga's introduction to the Inkbrush is by using it to write "Inkbrush" in cursive on Moray Towers, with it being revealed as a squid launches through the air above it.
  • The story of how Chugga's mom named him Emile to prevent having his name made fun of, until he came home in tears because some kids called him Oatmeal. ...And she started laughing.
  • Chugga's losing streak in Ranked includes being splatted multiple times by a player named "MadcusUbad". He finds the name so good he doesn't mind that he's losing.

• Episode 8: Slosher
  • When getting the Sunken Scroll Balloons, one clips under the stage.
  • The example for SplatNet 2's map rotation system.
    Chugga: Hmm... Okay, so if I wanna play on Blackbelly Skatepark, all I gotta do is stay up until 3AM! (Gilligan Cut)
    Tim: Oh boy, 3AM!
  • According to Chugga, Flow is "totally just Lucahjin".
  • Chugga notices something... fishy about acrid's shirt.
    Chugga: Ah, hello, Frisk.
  • They sure are giving these weapons some crazy names.
    Chugga: The more I say that, the more it sounds like a club. The Slosh~
  • Before Chugga goes over his gear, we see a quick clip of him yelling "Ya! Haha! Wahoo!" like Mario. One can only assume this is from a test recording.
  • After Chugga barely wins the fight in the Snapper Canal, he ends up getting distracted by his cat, Kirby.
    Chugga: Kirby, I'm here. The door is open! You can stop crying.
  • Meanwhile, the comments section is busy proving that Team Fortress 2 is still fresh, even past its Expiration Date.
    2ShyShy:
    Chuggaa: (Shows off the Slosher) This...is a bucket.
    Audience: Dear cod...
    Chuggaa: (Shows the Slosher Deco and Soda Slosher) There's more.
    Audience: No!

• Episode 9: Aerospray
  • A "blink and you'll miss it" moment during the bio: Chugga splats a player with the username Your Mom.
  • The absolute atrocity that is Splat Zones on Kelp Dome causes a case of eating the cake and no longer having it.
    Chugga: I got Level 69 off of that?! I don't deserve the honor!

• Episode 10: Carbon Roller
  • Who knew squids were multi-purpose?
    Chugga: Heya, squirts! It's Chuggaaconroy! Welcome back to more Splatoon 2!
  • One of the photo ops has the player and the Inkling Girl... pointing at their chests.
    Chugga: Yes, look at our nipples!
  • Chugga named his Purple Squid amiibo "Purpetratr" and it takes a while for him to realize his own pun that he made.
  • For some reason, the game initially doesn't recognize the Octoling Octopus as a real amiibo.
    Game: This is not an amiibo.
    Chugga: What?! What do you mean, "This is not an amiib-" (wheeze) Are y- Are you accusing me of counterfeit?!
  • After seeing an Inkling with a post urging people not to explain who Chugga is, Chugga can't help but laugh as he talks about how fun it has been to not only see so many people making shout-out posts in hopes that he'll see them, but also the posts being made in response by confused players asking, "who the hell is this Chugga asshole?"
  • Chugga's quick to point out that one of his opponents is named Jepson. According to the man himself in the comments, that really was JoshJepson, so this LP had an unintentional guest!
  • In the match at Starfish Mainstage, one of the drawings in the fly-by was one of the "Hi Chugga" drawings.
  • The Stinger, since this was the amiibo episode.
    Chugga: Also, here's a picture of my desk while I was recording this. I am 31 years old.

Episodes 11-20

• Episode 11: Heavy Splatling
  • As one would expect, when going over the Splatling's stats, Chugga embraces his inner Russian.
  • One of the Rainmaker players is a Level Prestige 99 player named iPlay2Much.

• Episode 12: Kensa Splat Roller
  • He's got a pedestal, and puts her on it.
    Chugga: I might've added a word there to make you sound cooler, Marie. Always lookin' out for ya'. I need to shun the non-believers. A.K.A. Callie fans.
  • Chugga manages to land a Curling Bomb on top of the moving wall.
  • Chugga's reaction to the toes of Inklings.
  • As soon as the match on Wahoo World begins, Claw immediately dips out of Chugga's team.
    Flavor Text: We're already down a player. I didn't notice, so let's see how this plays out!
  • When the Wahoo World match hits Overtime after his team spent the entirety doing a great job giving the other team as much of a disadvantage as possible, Chugga muses that the opponents would need a miracle to win the match. Not 20 seconds later, guess what happens next...
    • And to twist the knife even further, Chugga's team lost by 1 point. To say he got luck-screwed would be a huge understatement.
  • Befitting his creative imagination, Chugga refers to the centerpiece in Inkblot Art Academy as a "clove of garlic statue".
    Chugga: Wario himself is a, uh, nice donator to the fine arts.

• Episode 13: Custom Splattershot Jr.
  • It's as they say, professionals have standards. ...Standards that you don't live up to.
    Chugga: I can't even hit a snipe whenever I'm st-being perfectly stationary; you expect me to hit it when we're moving, as w- (jumps off grind rail to his death) ...Shut up.
  • A creepy place for a creepy guy. How apropos.
    Marie: Talk about mood lighting. This place is creeptastic.
    Chugga: I thought it was kinda romantic! (Beat) Then again, I probably just say that about everything when Marie is around.
  • Do you understandager?
    Chugga: Where are we gonna be little boys today?! That sounds... dreadful. Why would I ever word it that way?
  • When Arowana Mall is announced as one of the current Regular Battle stages.
    Pearl: Hey, chumps! How about you put that Charger down and use a real weapon!
    Chugga: Ooh! Yeah, like the Heavy Splatling!
    Marina: The views and opinions expressed here do not reflect those of our employer.
    Chugga: Oh, I hope for your sake your producer is not Marie.

• Episode 14: N-ZAP
  • Chugga's story of how he went to get his Tesla washed, and unbeknownst to him until the wash was finished, it was free car wash day.
  • You're buff; of course you are.
    Marie: Hot.
    Chugga: (gasp) You think I'm- (realizes he's at the end)
    • And, of course, he gives her... "flirt" the time of day.
      Chugga: (swooning) You think I'm hot?! I'm melting!
  • What one of the Splatocalypse items is called.
    Chugga: The Eye of Justice is throbbing!
  • The N-ZAP '85 is introduced through a reskin of Duck Hunt where Judd is the dog, and Inkling Squids are the ducks.
  • In the footage when Chugga explains the N-ZAP, there's a sign saying "I miss Abe Lincoln" that's easy to miss.
  • Chugga trying (and failing) to come up with an evil clone of himself when explaining his fashion choice of the day.
    Chugga: Evil Chugga be like, "Goodbye, nobody, it's... not... NintendoCapriSun!"
  • Chugga goes to play Splat Zones... only to find that everyone but him is Japanese.
    Chugga: It's not even Japan o'clock; I'm playing this at 4PM!

• Episode 15: Splat Brella
  • When trying to decipher what's on the menu, Chugga concludes that the bistro is selling Di-Zooix with a side of Jizzy.
    Chugga: Oh god, that's awful.
  • Chugga's pseudo-horror story about his childhood experiences with sports, which turns into a ever-increasing list of incidents where sports inconvenienced him as a kid, and his hypothesis that sports are designed to be the constant enemy of nerds. Comments have christened it to sounding like a villain origin story this side of Dr. Doofenshmirtz. In no particular order:
    • Chugga was not the most fit kid and also very short, so gym class was a pain as-is, but in his senior year, his school got a budget increase that just went into a scoreboard for his high school's sports team and almost nothing else. ...Said sports team promptly lost every last game that year, despite being amid a doping scandal for steroids, in High School Sports. Chugga describes it as "honestly pathetic".
    • Chugga missing episodes of the Pokémon anime constantly due to the network cutting them off for the sake of baseball games.
    • The peak is that Chugga's mom was a fan of sports, so he would constantly be woken up by her shouting while watching early-morning/late-night football games when he just wanted to sleep. He stated he was pretty sure he did not get into sports out of spite after a certain point.
  • Chugga accidentally calls the Brella a "Breller", which is accompanied by this◊.
  • The intimidation factor of League Battle is represented by... superimposing it over pre-redesign Movie Sonic.
  • Yoshiller's guest appearance is presented via showing his obligatory "Edited by Yoshiller" end card, but with "Edited by" being hastily crossed out.
  • After winning the first League Battle, Yoshiller points out that it's good that League Battles don't affect your individual Rank, because that way even if they got bodied in the second round, it wouldn't hurt them that much. Guess what happens in that second round...

• Episode 16: The Spawning Grounds
  • He's got no choice but to say... you're fired.
    Chugga: You know what? ...That Yoshiller guy, ''who needs him''?! Get him outta here! 'Cause he's no longer the guest of this episode.
  • And immediately after the above quote, Chugga misses a platform and falls to his death, letting out a very high screem as he does so.
  • Chugga hyping himself up for the Hero Splatling in the new Octo Canyon stage.
    Chugga: Oh, I am gonna unleash the fffattest stream of ink; the beefiest dump, uh... Er, no, let's not get too ahead of ourself.
  • After attempting one of Marie's sung dialogues...^note ♪Climbing into the skyyyyyyy♪
    Chugga: If she sounded anything like me, she would not at all be a popular pop idol.
  • Shortly after, he shoots some boxes from afar.
    Chugga: Now let's snipe that box, it'll never see it coming.
  • By the end of Stage 13, Chugga has 13 Sardinium and 1313 Eggs.
  • Chugga says that the chance of running into Off the Hook on Salmon Run is enough to justify signing up without reading the fine print.
  • The hasty pun made from the names of Chugga's Salmon Run teammates.
    Chugga: I'm gonna happily flip for Sarah! (Smash Cut) Sarah, if you see this, please... don't be 12.
  • The Goldie Salmonid that pursues Glowflies is referred to by Chugga as "Salmon Jesus".
  • Just as soon as Chugga's done complaining about the lack of an Endless Survival mode, Sarah carries over into his next team. And said new team beats the quota without breaking a sweat.
    Chugga: I guess with Sarah by our side, how can we lose, right?
  • Chugga lampshading that even if you beat the quota by a large amount, everyone dying will still have Mr. Grizz count it as a failure.
  • Go figure that the clothing reward that Chugga earns for his first Salmon Run is a Squiddor Polo.

• Episode 17: Splattershot Pro
  • Were nerds the real proletariats Marx was talking about?
    Pearl: A new shop just opened up here, Marina! Let's go this weekend!
    Marina: I would, but this new game comes out this weekend, and I'm DYING to play it.
    Chugga: Yeah, who needs a social life when you have video games?!
  • Chugga's story about how the British inflection pronounces Kensa as Kensar, which makes him mishear Kensa Splattershot as Cancer Splattershot.
  • In the second match, including Chugga, there were three Kensa Splattershot Pros being used.

• Episode 18: Octobrush
  • Chugga's reaction to the Boss Kettle being called "Lips for Days".
    Chugga: ...No.
  • The absolutely brilliant introduction to the Octobrush.
    Chugga: The big, ol' 2" brush back once again. Honor thy favorite ASM-artist by painting 'em a happy, little picture of their own demise.
  • The various nicknames for Silver.
    Silver
    AKA MHFSilver
    AKA SRLSilver
    AKA Sir A.G. Esquire III
  • Upon noticing the opponents' League Power is 2020...
    Chugga: Oof, what an omen of our deaths!

• Episode 19: Sploosh-o-Matic
  • Chugga attempts to shoot down an Octarian, when suddenly...
    Chugga: That guy got shoved off the edge by his buddy!
  • Who's the real pinhead in this situation?
    Marie: It's HUUUUGE!
    Chugga: Why, thank you- (spots giant Octoballer) Oh.
  • Similarly, he referrs to the Octostamp DX as "Octostamp Dicks".
  • The intro for the Weapon of the Day includes the "Kid Now, Squid Now" trailer.
  • In one of the matches Chugga cut out, his team got steamrolled in the first minute of the match (due to a disconnect).

• Episode 20: Bloblobber
  • As a Subverted Brick Joke, Chugga starts the episode by going to a new kettle, before super jumping to the one he uncovered at the end of Episode 19's single-player portion.
    Chugga: Had you going did I? I'm not doing the thing I said I wasn't going to do last time for ironic effect!
  • Chugga bringing back the pronunciation of "DX" as "dix", in reference to the Octostamp DX enemies. He doesn't make it any better when he starts talking about being between the "dix and a hard place".
  • Don't leave him! Don't leave him! He'll die, he'll die without you!
    Marie: Way to go, Agent 4!
    Chugga: Coming from you, that'll give me reason to live for another week!
  • He was one of the beautiful people! Now look at him! He's almost as ugly as her!
    Pearl: Ooh! I just got an idea for a new song. Drop the beat, Mar!
    Marina: Watch out, Inkopolis! Pearl's about to spit!
    Chugga: Oh god, I don't wanna get that on me! If she infects me with that, my forehead will grow to the size of an airstrip!
  • In game 1, Chugga is splatted by an opponent named Gengar, leading to the inevitable TRG Colosseum shout-out.
    Chugga: Gengar was Psychic, he knew my movements before I moved.
  • In-between games, we see clips from a match where Chugga won... with the victory screen almost instantly interrupted by a loss screen from the following match. A loss by Knockout, no less.
  • In game 2, Chugga draws attention to a teammate named The Gary.
  • Chugga Drop Rolling into a Tenta Missile.

Episodes 21-30

• Episode 21: Dualie Squelchers
  • The thumbnail shows the Dual Squelchers, but with "R.I.P." labelled underneath them.
  • Chugga Motor Mouths his intro.
  • Chugga's animosity over being forced to play the Hero Charger.
    Chugga: I hate playing the Heveveveveveveveve! Couldn't you tell?
  • Like with the Octostamp DX, his referring to the Octocopter DX ^note Short for deluxe as "Octocopter Dicks" and referring to the regular Octocopters as "the female variety". As soon as he's done explaining their behavior, the footage cuts while he explains what DX actually stands for, having apparently never realized before.
  • The introduction to the Dualie Squelchers is designed after Memory Match from Super Mario 64 DS, complete with cards for Inkling Squids and Pearl.
  • No more subtleties; just let it all out.
    Chugga: The effect of Main Power Up on the Dualie Squelchers is... Damage Up! And this gets all the attention in the world!
  • After getting killed by an N-Zap player repeatedly, Chugga is extremely pleased when they miss the throw for the Power Clam in Clam Blitz. Chugga is well aware it's not much of a victory, but he enjoys it anyways.
    Chugga: You might be a better shot than me, but I have a better throwing arm than you!
  • Chugga points out how much of a winning streak he's been on that day... only to then level up out of Level 69.

• Episode 22: Squiffer
  • When going over the map rotation.
    Chugga: Where're we going, Pearl? What's my destiny? Mako Mart! Oh wow, my destiny is retail. (Camp Triggerfish appears as the next route) And summer camp. (scoffs) Wow, both of my destinies are minimum wage!
  • Padraig showing up once again when Chugga says, "they're done."

• Episode 23: The Ruins of Ark Polaris
  • Hey, you've been bossing her around all this time; you have no right to talk.
    Marie: I…guess we're going down.
    Chugga: Oh, I was going up, Marie. (beat) Yeah, I'm going up; I ain't going down. You d- You're not the boss of me! (beat) Um... except at nighttime!
  • Chugga goes the way to the Sardinium, but dismisses it as nothing. With the switch unlocking the way to the Sardinium saying, "Hello, I'm nothing."
  • They're Salmonaniacs! They have Polaris contracts!
    Chugga: We're doing it! We are fighting the Mutants of Ark!

• Episode 24: Rapid Blaster
  • Following Cheese Land from the last game, Chugga has now decided to create Toothpaste Land.
  • Chugga reveals that the Inkling version of The Birds and The Bees is "The Clownfish and the Among Us Fish".
  • Chugga losing it to the hilarious Shifty Station names.
  • The transition to the weapon showcase is styled like Sonic Adventure 2, and on top of that, "Escape From the City" plays throughout the entire showcase.
  • Chugga's response to getting Port Mackerel three times in a row.
    Chugga: Cooome ooooooooon!
    • And of course, he can't get the other map before the rotation occurs, placing him in, what else, Clam Blitz.
      Chugga: Oh, boy! Clam Blitz, when we could be playing Splat Zones?! Just what I always wanted! It's, uh... not as well-liked as a... Musical Episode in a non-musical show.

• Episode 25: Sloshing Machine
  • Chugga notes that the rubber duck on top of Octoshower has Callie's bow on it.
    Chugga: Oh no! They turned her into a duck! Either that or they're, uh, holding her somewhere without her hair accessories on! I don't know which one's worse!
  • How Chugga psychs himself up for using the Kensa Sloshing Machine.
    Chugga: Oh, boy! Where're we gonna be overpowered, cheating bastards today?!

• Episode 26: Undercover Brella
  • The culmination of YEARS of Information Technology!
    Chugga: When doing anything online, it's better to have a cord than not have a cord.
    Padraig: This is an ether net! (while holding an Ethernet cable)
  • He who laughs last, laughs best.
    Chugga: Oh, yeah! Got my shield back! Ha! (gets splatted by an E-Liter 4K)
  • Chugga finding a new Sitcom Arch-Nemesis in the form of Pika5500, an Octoling who repeatedly kills him.
    Chugga: I hope Pika here watches this video, because I'm... I swear they are the main character of this.
  • This little quip following the third victory on Ancho-V Games.
    Chugga: Yay, we saved the orphanage! No, wait. We saved... my Rank! That's even better!

• Episode 27: .52 Gal
  • Right off the bat, the pun in the description.
    Description: We meet the the girl who's also a gun!
  • How Chugga describe the Kensa .52 Gal's design.
    Chugga: Ever wondered what it would look like if Minnie Mouse turned into a gun?
  • Just like when trying to catch the Legendary Birds, Chugga tries to imitate the sound effects of Off the Hook... until he squees at Rainmaker on Humpback Pump Track.

• Episode 28: Range Blaster
  • Chugga dies to the first enemy in this video's Octo Canyon stage. When he comes back and clears the area much more easily, Marie says "That's how you do it!", as if she were aware of his previous performance.
  • Right as Chugga says "this hasn't been too bad of a level, honestly", an Octoballer knocks him off a cliff.
  • In the middle of Chugga's roasting of the Range Blaster...
    Chugga: Its Special Weapon is... Ink Storm. Right away, before we get into any damage or synergy, we have to talk. ...Listen. Listen, Range Blaster. I've been awfully mean to you so far. It's not that I hate you, it's just that you suck. 200 SPECIAL CHARGE!!!
  • Chugga confesses to ProChara that he's had a habit of getting the same stages on repeat about seven times in a row. ...Cue the two of them getting Kelp Dome exactly seven times in a row.

• Episode 29: Tetra Dualies
  • Sheldon, dear god, is there really more?
    Chugga: Sheldon, this is, what, the third time? How much data could you possibly collect on a bucket?!
  • He faked his way through this one, just like he did in high school.
    Marie: There you go snooping around again.
    Chugga: You make it sound so negative! It got me money. And a history lesson! It is furthering my college education in more ways than one!
  • Chugga briefly interrupting the intro for the Tetra Dualies to give a "fresh" to a post by another player calling out a specific bit of player behavior Chugga himself had complained about frequently.
    This may shock you guys but "This way!" means COME THIS WAY!
  • During the weapon intro, the player using it dies to an Ink Brush... running into them. Chugga mentions he kept it in just because it was so funny.
  • During the second match on Piranha Pit (after he lost the first one), the opposing team spawns in with one player completely missing. Cue Chugga spamming "Booyah!".
  • Doubles as awesome, but during the match on Goby Arena, a player who had just splatted Chugga promptly runs right into his Autobomb.

• Episode 30: Tri-Slosher
  • Says the man who can't snipe for crap.
    Chugga: The Tri-Slosher is for noobs who don't know how to aim! ...What? I like this weapon, and even I can acknowledge this is the truth!
  • Not wanting to be outdone, Hacker tops the aliases on Silver.
    Hackerling,
    if you will.
    Um, I'm
    sometime-
    I'm on the
    internet sometimes
    I... sometimes sing
    songs. I sometimes
    stream. And I...
    Play Splat Toon!

Episodes 31-40

• Episode 31: Squeezer
  • A good way to tell that Chugga doesn't like a weapon, according to him, is if he plays it in Turf Wars.
  • Chugga going off on a tangent about how delicious Takis are.
    Chugga: 5-star commentary! Really, uh, really talking about what's going on in the game right now!
  • Chugga's heads-up on the next video probably sounded better in his head.
    Chugga: Next time, we're going after Callie! No weapon going over-y... Ovary? Ugh.

• Episode 32: Bomb Rush Blush!
  • As soon as the Great Zapfish gets sucked into the Octobot King II's behind...
    Chugga: I didn't need to see that.
  • Just as Chugga introduces "Spicy Calamari Inkantation" and is about to go quiet to let the music play, he immediately dies.

• Episode 33: Bringing Callie Home
  • Chugga forcing DJ Octavio to dance, comparing himself to a cowboy.
  • Chugga laments only being able to interact with both Squid Sisters before admiring Callie's new casual attire more than Marie's kimono look... before immediately recoiling in disgust at his own words.
    Chugga: Maaan, I don't wanna talk to no stinking Callie! ...She does look pretty cute like that, that outfit suits her well. I think-I think I like her redesign even more than Marie's new outfit— (realizing what he just said) ...I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
  • Chugga proceeds to call out Callie's prediction of the Nozzlenose as wrong... only to have to check up his notes because he doesn't remember what the correct weapon is, either.
  • Chugga's response to Marie's Agent 4 Factopedia?
    Chugga: Plot twist! She was my stalker the whole time! (beat) Aw man, what a dream come true! We can bond over stalking each other!
    • And after Callie reads off a second factoid...
      Chugga: Man! She's embracing that she's my stalker! It was mutual!

• Episode 34: Glooga Dualies
  • The episode starts with Chugga walking past a plaza message saying, "Happy Call13 Day on HUMP Day! =D ♡", only to silently run away once it's out of sight.
  • Chugga's voice for the Telephone. It has to be seen (heard?) to be believed, but in short, it's Chugga doing a voice for a character with an incredibly tenuous grasp on slang... and fully committing to all of it. Especially when the Telephone breaks into [SLANG_NOT_FOUND] and [ERROR], where he suddenly drops the voice to speak fully monotone.
  • Chugga's reactions to C.Q. Cumber somehow include wanting to put him in his mouth, and wanting to step on him to make him jiggle, and that he's adorable.
  • When encountering the first Octoling, Cap'n Cuttlefish suggests talking to them, only for them to start firing at Chugga.
    Chugga: This was my school bully, Cap'n Cuttlefish! We are not on talking terms! They were not happy to see me in a supermarket years later; they tried to hou- strike up a conversation to me to apologize, and it was just awkward!
    • Made even more hilarious by the fact that Chugga is completely forgetting the fact that Agent 8 has amnesia.
  • Chugga taking the Imagine Inkopolis menu option (how you exit the DLC) literally, assuming it means that the entire base game exists only in Agent 8's imagination.
  • Chugga's response when he realized he screwed his team's chance of winning.
    Chugga: It was gonna be so good! We were gonna score with their moms, and now we're not scoring at all!

• Episode 35: Marooner's Bay
  • When discussing Salmonid culture, Chugga mentions that the only named Salmonid in the entire greater canon (at the time of Splatoon 2, anyways) is named THE VALIANT GREEN FLAME BORN OF TROUT HELL CANYON. Capitalized for emphasis as every word prints on screen one-by-one, of course. Emile promptly muses how awkward his name must be at restaurants.
  • According to Chugga, the most notorious thing of all about Mr. Grizz... is Twitter.
  • After the episode's two planned Salmon Run matches, Chugga realizes he's close enough to Profreshional Rank 100 that he could get it if he won another one. Gilligan Cut to him failing on Wave 1.

• Episode 36: Jet Squelcher
  • Love him or hate him, Cuttlefish spits bars in more ways than one.
    Cap'n Cuttlefish: Not sure this Iso Padre is playing with a full deck… Uh, don't wanna say that too loudly. Doesn't seem like a bad chap, though, so maybe I'm not so bad talking that loudly!
  • Chugga getting sidetracked by the sight of a giant container of Bubblicious, which he recalls a story of sticking an entire roll of in his mouth when he was a kid.
  • When Chugga laments that he doesn't have good shoes for the occasion, Vicvillon proceeds to brag about how she has Object Shredder shoes.
  • During Wahoo World, Vic proceeds to roast a former guest when she's taken out by one of his strats.
    Vic: While you were busy doing that, I was getting ProChara'd with the Torpedo-Blaster Shot combo! Don't appreciate that! (beat) You know how many people he's taught that to at this point, I think?!
  • The Stinger has Chugga and Vic having a Seinfeldian Conversation over the pronunciation of "Vicvillon".

• Episode 37: The Banned Weapons
  • The New Squidbeak Splatoon seems to have taken pointers from the Irken Empire.
    Description: We get help from a lovely place that gives out superweapons to children!
  • Chugga has a little too much fun reading the Mem Cakes in Shakespearean fashion, and for what reason?
    Chugga: D'ah, I love Gruntilda, and this just makes me think of her!
  • Much to his chagrin, Chugga gets the Grizzco Blaster twice in a row.
  • The absolute best part about the Grizzco Weapons?
    Chugga: They are illegal weapons, and they are made of prescription medication!
  • Of course the MVP against a bunch of fish is a birdbrain.
    Chugga: It's okay, Finch[PR] is taking care of it! (beat) Just don't forget what your mission is!
  • Nothing legal that Grizzco provides is worth it.
    Chugga: ...Useless gold! ...Useless tickets. ...Useless clothing! I wanna go in the nude...

• Episode 38: Bamboozler
  • It's still better than starting with 100 seconds.
    Chugga: And, I wanna inform you that while I have- 1 life?!
  • No sooner after Chugga admits that he doesn't remember which stations are which, he winds up picking Ride with Me Station, which is widely regarded as one of the hardest levels in the game.
  • Chugga's weapon choices on Ride with Me Station are... interesting.
    Chugga: The Range Blaster with no sub weapon?! (beat) F off, completely! No!
  • Once again, he tries to make merriment.
    Chugga: I'm about as good as stealing cars as I am in Grand Theft Auto; oh my god!
  • As soon as he makes it to the car wash, Chugga realizes he's essentially playing Flappy Bird.
  • Chugga's description for one of the Bamboozler Mk. III's stage recommendations.
    Goby Arena: Want the entire middle of the map to be yours in a matter of seconds? Now you can thanks to our friend "Bubble Blower Fizzy Bomb!" (Patent Pending)
  • He finally gets someone not expecting the unexpected.
    Tetsu: I'll be trying to show these two sets while we... play this rotation.
    Chugga: Hm. These two setsu? Eh? Eh? Eh?
    Tetsu: ...You got me there. (laughs) I wasn't expecting that one!
  • Calling back to the first ever "guest" of this LP.
    Chugga: Guys? New Albacore HOTEEEEEEEEEELLLLL!!!
  • Chugga lampshading that he spent the entire third match, in his words, "bitching about Damage Up," and they quickly won by Knockout.

• Episode 39: L-3 Nozzlenose
  • Chugga tries to do Leet Lingo of his current score of 7,117, but...
    Chugga: Teat, uhp- (beat) Forget I said that.
  • The one thing he can praise about the siphonophores?
    Chugga: For such freaks of nature, you sound beautiful.
  • For some reason, the end music for Off the Hook ends up desynced.
  • During the match on Humpback Pump Track, Chugga speeds up the footage to show that his team lost in only 30 seconds... and then the maps rotated from Rainmaker to Clam Blitz.
  • During the Clam Blitz map, Chugga's team makes a tremendous push... in which he barely got to contribute to because he had no clams and was constantly getting splatted by the players trying to defend the net. Nonetheless, Chugga finally declares that he got to score with the enemy team's moms.

• Episode 40: Explosher
  • Chugga had left a note for himself to go over the surprisingly good control stick animation. What did the note say?
    Past Chugga: Do it and don't forget, or I'll kick your ass.
  • Try to put the fillies in their place, and you get the hooves.
    Chugga: They just stood there and took it! Like a woman! (beat) That sounds awful! I was just trying to play off of, "stand there and take it like a man," and... that sounds so much worse when you use that word at the end of that!
  • The Topic of the Day is Among Us Butts.^note The actual topic is the World of Splatoon 2.
  • Chugga prays by the power of Pearl's forehead for Splat Zones... and gets Clam Blitz instead.
  • It takes Chugga 40 minutes and six retries at Blackbelly Skatepark just to get Walleye Warehouse.
    Chugga: This is worse odds than Fire Emblem!

Episodes 41-50

• Episode 41: Luna Blaster
  • Of all the things to remedy...
    Chugga: So, I wanna tell you that, apparently, I don't know what a haiku is!
    • Better yet, he can't even defend himself like usual.
      Chugga: Sooo, yeah, I didn't really know the syllable count that made something a haiku, I thought haikus just- (long Beat) Okay, I'm gonna be frank. The only thing I really knew about haikus was just the fact that they sounded weird.
  • Going over an example of Splatfest teams results in this gem of a blunder.
    Chugga: Do you think pineapple on pizza is gross or disgusti- (huffs in embarrassment; laughs) Wow, I might be a little bit biased there when naming those teams.
  • Chugga offhandedly saying that the teams for Splatocalypse were Chaos vs. Control.
  • While discussing how the Final Fest of Splatoon 2 seems to be directing the narrative in 3, Chugga slowly zooms in on a Salmon's emotionless face.
  • The transition to the Weapon of the Day is Chugga zooming in with a white fade. Careful viewing reveals the zoom is focused entirely on Pearl's forehead.
  • Chugga christens the Luna Blaster as, "the Assassin's Favorite Hairdryer."
  • Against an E-Liter 4K, he knows he's boned.
    Chugga: Either I am incredibly good with it, and I'm getting picks, I'm getting kills; I'm just doing it all, or I'm completely worthless. Like right now. (gets splatted)
  • Chugga gets a triple kill on the enemy team, and yet their Bloblobber still goes after the Rainmaker.
  • Because he unknowingly clicked the stick in, Chugga doesn't realize that his Ink Storm is ready to be deployed, and runs around like an idiot before realizing his mistake.

• Episode 42: E-Liter 4K
  • Chugga reveals that he has a fear of, bizarrely enough, balloons.
  • Chugga's tangent on Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door never getting a rerelease leads to some Fridge Horror on his part.
    Chugga: Oh god, how long has it really been? It's been... 18 years. Oh, no... Oh, ma- Tha- That means that we're coming up on Thousand-Year Door taking longer to have a rerelease than EarthBound, which is just pathetic!
    • Just before the above realization, Chugga glosses over himself getting splatted due to The Thousand-Year Door not getting a rerelease being so important to him.
  • The Weapon of the Day starts without any sort of gimmicks... except for the fact that the video resolution is in 240p. Cue the quality being bumped up to 4K.
  • It's not a weapon that he hates if it isn't useful on a stage he hates.
    Moray Towers: A true classic everyone saw coming from a mile away! E-Liter on Moray is a tale as old as time itself!

• Episode 43: Salmonid Smokeyard
  • Chugga starts to think that Polly Pockets look pretty cool, and even considers getting into them.
  • Chugga's Call-Back to the previous outro upon finishing Phat Splatz Station.
    Chugga: I was right about this being so phat that it was also... long. Ew.

• Episode 44: Dynamo Roller
  • Chugga comments on how Tubular 8-Ball Station's music sounds like ASMR music, and he decides to "add" to it.
    Chugga: I got candy in my mouth! (smacks lips into the mic)
  • With the acquisition of the first Thang, comes the return of The Telephone's speech... and all the glory that entails. This time, though, the [ERROR] is voiced by Microsoft Sam, of all things!
  • Chugga looking directly at the first Thang, and asking one question: Will it blend.
  • This little quip at Pearl's expense.
    MC.Princess> Oooh…we’re doin intros. just read that part.
    Chugga: Most of the internet can relate to not reading!
  • When reading through the new chat log, the picture Pearl posts of Marina feeding Judd causes Chugga to Squee.
  • Having this be recorded on the day of the Xenoblade Chronicles 3 preorder debacle, this line cuts deeper into Chugga's psyche.
    Marina: Um… Uh… Don't buy tickets from scalpers!
  • Chugga laments that he couldn't get Rissahi on as a guest for the Splattershot Jr. episode, but also acknowledges that he would've been blowing his arsenal on Episode 1.
  • Chugga and Rissa note the fact that two of the players in their League Battle matchup are A. Ham ..andPeggy.
  • Fitting for running the Bloblobber, Chugga says that he's very good at being a general nuisance.
    Chugga: My mom and classmates even said so!
  • They weren't going in accommodating for each others' weapons, but Chugga and Rissa soon find that the Bloblobber and Dynamo Roller make a surprisingly good combo.
  • Chugga and Rissa lose their second game of Clam Blitz because they threw the Power Clam at the goal... and the animation didn't finish before the grace period ran out, as Chugga explained in an earlier episode.

• Episode 45: .96 Gal
  • Between failures at Bumpin' 8-Ball Station, we get the return of Chugga doing silly things between cuts.
    Chugga: (in time with his sloshes) HWhat, HWhat, HWhat, HWhat.
  • When he triggers the tutorial for the "ask for help" feature, he is quick to designate it as the "You suck" feature for Splatoon 2.
  • Upon running back from his meet-up with C.Q. Cumber, Chugga accidentally runs into a blobfish's gut.
    Chugga: Sorry, bud. Didn't mean to play with your Jell-O there.
  • The stipulation behind Move It Move It Station leaves Chugga kerfuffled.
    Chugga: I have to pay to u- to get nothing? That's for mobile game players!
  • Chugga's spectacular burst of Angrish at this point in Move It Move It Station.
  • After Move It Move It Station, Chugga recounts a story from his childhood. There was a local radio station that went out of business. All it played was the beginning of "I Like to Move It" on an endless loop, and Chugga liked to turn it on to annoy people.
  • Well, he got fanservice, but not the kind he was expecting.
    Chugga: Ohh, is this gonna be, like, a pinup of him laying down like he's a French girl? Uh-... (photo of Cap'n Cuttlefish fighting in Arowana Castle) Oh.
  • For whatever reason^* (It's because Pokémon Red and Blue was first released in Japan in 1996), the intro to the Weapon of the Day is a Splatoon-style remake of the intro to Pokémon Red and Blue.
  • Chugga realizes he never stopped to consider the "squiddy problems" that Inklings would have to face, but realizing that Marina is an Octoling, he instead calls them "octopussy" problems.
    Chugga: Sorry, Marina!
  • Chugga's brought a PAL to go gambling with him, ThatSRB2DUDE. He's a PAL because he's European.
  • DUDE provides a nice dose of Cold Ham throughout both matches.
    Chugga: Ooh, 16 kills!
    DUDE: We've got some friends. (chuckles)
  • During the second match, Chugga realizes one of their teammates is named MajinVader, with him initially misreading it as MarthVader.
  • The Stinger is a sight to behold.
    Chugga: Alright, so, next time on Splatoon 2, I am going to be playiiiiing, uh...
    Mario: Oohhh, noooo!
    Chugga: G-Um, why am I playing that thing? Oh, boy... Eh- Well, uh, it was fun while it lasted.

• Episode 46: Goo Tuber
  • To go along with Agent 4 being named Joe, Agent 8 is tentatively named Moe.
  • Maybe 3 won't come out until he finishes it...
    Chugga: I feel like I'm the only human on Earth who has played Half-Life 1, but not 2.
  • The intro is a parody of YouTube called GooTube. With the user searching how to get good at Splatoon 2. In which the user clicks on the GooTuber video by Chuggaaconkoi. There are several references to different YouTubers in the recommended videos, all with nautical-related puns.
  • Chugga goes for the dangerous play by taking the Custom Goo Tuber into Splat Zones when he doesn't qualify for the next rank and has three cracks.

• Episode 47: Rapid Blaster Pro
  • Chugga mentions how he thinks it's fun to be grating, before saying it's probably the reason why he can't get a date.

• Episode 48: Mini Splatling
  • I mean, I've heard of barreled glutes, but never boxed glutes!
    Chugga: I'd hit that.
  • At one point in Totally 8-Ball Station, Chugga wonders what would happen if he allowed one of the three eight-balls he has to fall off the stage, since you only need one to destroy bumpers and advance in the level. Cue an Answer Cut to another run where he tried that and C.Q. Cumber detonated him anyway, plus the realization that the level has no checkpoint just to add insult to injury.
  • During the Weapon of the Day, one clip shows Chugga about to get ambushed by a Splat Roller.
    Flavor Text: Hey there!
  • Chugga's opinion on the Kensa Mini Splatling's sub weapon is quite obvious from the get-go.
    Chugga: D'oh, I mist.
  • From the moment Chugga enters Clam Blitz, he realizes there's a disconnect on his team right as the match begins.
    Chugga: Oh no! NO! DIDJA SEE THAT!? YEAH, I SAW THAT!!!
  • In the middle of the second match, Chugga ends up getting a scam phone call.
    Chugga: Can we just make this illegal, please?!
  • Chugga calls to attention the fact that one of his teammates is named Scrat.
    Chugga: After finally getting their acorn, after... however many decades.

• Episode 49: Tenta Brella
  • Chugga mistakes Ink Refill Canisters for Egg Containers, thinking they're in some sort of military containers. His future self has this to say.
    Flavor Text: I think it's a hamster bottle... You heard it here! Military hamsters!
  • Chugga has problems finding the last Octarian... despite it showing up on-screen when he defeated the second-to-last one.
    Flavor Text: Hi dere!
    im still here
  • Considering it's her job to hurt him, now it's his job to hurt her.
    Chugga: Gimme my fried foods, and don't tell my personal trainer!
  • After failing spectacularly with his Splat Bomb Launcher, Chugga notes how he only managed to nick the cheek of one Octarian.
    Chugga: At least his wife will be mad when she comes home and sees, uh, enemy ink on his collar.
  • Chugga saying how the phrase, "pitch the tent," reminds him of a Calvin and Hobbes strip◊.
  • The timing could not have been any more perfect.
    Chugga: Two times in a row, man! (beat) Heh, you walked in to hear that.
    Tim: Two times in a row, man!
  • A new challenger has arrived to rival the likes of Pika5500 in the form of give beans.
    Chugga: Oh no, I don't wish to give beans! I don't wish to give bea- (gets splatted) NO! I thought I'd given enough beans for today! You're taking all of my beans!
  • During a blooper from recording Weapon of the Day footage, Chugga pulls out the Tenta Brella's canopy, and it gets immediately destroyed from a thrown Ultra Stamp.
  • Observant viewers will realize that the last 2 minutes of this video were teased a week and a half prior at the end of NintendoCapriSun's vlog, "TRG Reunites".

• Episode 50: Splash-o-Matic
  • It's better than the last name they had.
    Chugga: Slow is my middle name! (beat) Uh, when it comes to uptake, at least. When it comes to, like, patience, not so much.
  • ...Well, it at least averts one harmful stereotype.
    Goldie Mem Cake: Each glittered scale shines so bright.
    You’re my last ditch to strike it rich
    And tilt my bank balance aright.
    Chugga: (beat) What a strange motive for... going with Jesus.
  • The transition to the Weapon of the Day ends up being an homage to the character select screen of Mario Kart: Super Circuit.
  • One of the recommended abilities listed for the Splash-o-Matic is "Almost Anything?".
  • While mimicking Pearl's yawn, Chugga accidentally makes a squeaking noise.
  • During the second match, Chugga manages to kill all four members on the other team, and manages to kill two of them twice. ...And yet his team still can't regain control.
    Chugga: WHO ELSE WANTS SOOOME?!

Episodes 51-60

• Episode 51: Lost Outpost
  • Upon seeing C.Q. Cumber crawling on the wall, Chugga proceeds to refer to him as a, "cute, homicidal maniac."
  • The first and last thirds of Matchmaker Station are shown sped-up; no cuts.
  • At first, Chugga praises how Inkling and Octarian societies are starting to reconvene...
    Flavor Text: And then Pearl started a race war a week after Octo Expansion...
  • The roles that Chugga gives each of the friends he's brought on board for Salmon Run.
    • ProtonJon: Salmon Run Superfan.
    • Tom Fawkes: Likes Splatoon, but doesn't play a ton.
    • Stephen Georg: Baggage.
  • During the Salmon Run session, each of the team calls out Boss Salmonids as they approach. Most use the official names, but Jon has his own set of nicknames, like "Big Boy" (Steelhead), "Jeep" (Scrapper), "Cookout" (Stinger), and "Jaws" (Maws).
  • But he sure doesn't have his back turned and his defenses lowered.
    Chugga: Hey, guys. Where do they send Maws when it dies? To the Maws-oleum!
    Jon: Saw it coming a mile away...
    Chugga: Oh, dammit! I thought that was clever!
  • It's the modern deep sea family.
    Tom as Mr. Grizz: More eggs. Bring me more eggs.
    Flavor Text: Tom sounds like The Flintstones theme.
  • Tom notices that Chugga's Salmon Run lobby allows for the Nintendo Switch Online app's voice chat. He decides to "use" the feature by switching on one of his voice filters where he sounds like he has his audio quality reduced.
  • The start of the third run has an amazing out-of-context conversation.
    Jon: How're you doing on the other position of that Jeep, Tom?
    Tom: Yup! I'm on the other side of it! I'm being hit by a frying pan!
    Jon: (beat) You get used to it!
  • Stephen doesn't realize until Jon tells it to him outright that he can move while he's dead.
  • Stephen ends up being the one to save the day on the final round of the video, even with him not knowing to use his Specials.
    Chugga: Stephen manufactured a crisis so that he could be the one to save us, and...
    Stephen: Yeah, you're welcome! Of course, of course!
    Chugga: L-Look good- Look good for his election!

• Episode 52: Ballpoint Splatling
  • Thanks to some translations efforts of the in-game alphabet, it's revealed that Jelfonzo's shirt says... Fuck You.
  • Chugga accidentally refers to the Rapid Blaster Pro as the Rapid Bastard Pro.
  • He wasn't kidding when he said this weapon was complicated.
    Chugga: Our Sucky Shout-Out of the Day is... Damage Up?!
  • Two Splat Bombs failing to hit Chugga provokes an, "Oh my! Missed again!"
    Chugga: I want the Pokémon Stadium announcer at my wedding. Don't pretend like that is not the coolest thing you've ever heard in your entire life!

• Episode 53: Dapple Dualies
  • Once Chugga realizes that Bring It Station is a Rainmaker stage...
    Chugga: So, what was the point of the Tetra Dualies as my weap-
  • The text for the Manta Maria on his stage recommendations for the Clear Dapple Dualies.
    Flavor Text: Opponent too far away? Are they shooting you from a distance you don't like? Give us a call at 1-800-Send-Torpedoes and we'll make sure there's something bugging them for the rest of the game!
  • Chugga makes a portmanteau of the Clear Dapple Dualies, being "Clapple", but doesn't realize he made an Accidental Innuendo until JoshJepson says that him using Splashdown is giving people the Clap.
  • The return of the other team scoring with their moms.
    Josh: Heh! There is actually somebody named Momtastic★ on this- th-the other team!

• Episode 54: The Last Salmon Run
  • Chugga's comments on getting a Marina Mem Cake are very... interesting.
    Chugga: I can have a little Marina in my pocket and look at her whenever I want to. I don't even know what that means, and I hate it.
  • Chugga confuses the Octostomp Arena as being for the Octo Samurai Arena, only for the Octo Samurai rematch to be the next Station he does.
  • The return of misnaming the Octostomp as the Octostamp.
  • When attempting to do the last few topics for Salmon Run, Chugga gets the Mothership on his first try.

• Episode 55: Nautilus
  • Just like 3.14 backwards, no?
    Chugga: You ever notice how the J Line looks like a backwards J? ...Yeah, I'm running out of intros.
  • Chugga gets to Girl Power Station, fails with exactly 1 second left... and Screams Like a Little Girl.
  • The only reason why Chugga clears Girl Power Station is because the Roller stands perfectly still, not doing a thing.
  • The Weapon of the Day is introduced through a round of "Who's That Splatoon Weapon?" And if you're watching the video with ads, it cuts to a commercial break before the reveal, just like in the show.

• Episode 56: Hydra Splatling
  • Talk about being a wannabe...
    Chugga: I didn't mention that Girl Power Station was a Spice Girls reference. No wonder it's evil...
  • While the Octo Shower Supreme is falling, it has Flavor Text accompanying it saying "I'M DANCIN'".
  • Chugga stops dead in his tracks upon coming across giant, jock sea angels.
    Chugga: ...Metro mutants!

• Episode 57: Flingza Roller
  • The episode starts with Chugga turning the flashlight fish into the Inkopolis equivalent of George & Mildred. ...Or, so it seems.
    Chugga: Geooooorge, when I said to get a job, I didn't mean for you to get a job where I work! Well, uh, Mary, uh, no one else was hiring, and also, I'm just really obsessed with YOOOOOUUUUU!
  • Chugga introduces the Tree Mem Cake with a jab against a certain vocal hatedom.
    Chugga: A tree! Speaking of things that're important to Pokémon fans.
  • Mixed with CMOA: Chugga, who's ordinarily clean and family-friendly with his content, proudly and unapologetically reads the title for "#$@%* Dudes Be #$@%* Sleepin" as "SHIT DUDES BE FUCKING SLEEPIN".
  • The introduction for the Flingza Roller tells you pretty quickly what Chugga's thoughts are on the weapon. The transition is a dark screen, followed by a whistling sound effect and the Flingza Roller unceremoniously tossed onto the screen.
    Chugga: The pen isn't mightier than much. Your awkward cousin's favorite weapon, the Flingza Roll- (starts gargling on his words as the image of the Flingza falls off the screen)
  • Chugga tries to play some Turf War with the Flingza, but his first two matches start off with disconnected players. The next game, another player disconnects near the end of the match, and another disconnects at the very end. The next one, someone on his team disconnects.
    Chugga: Man, it's true, no one wants to play with the Flingza Roller.
    • "Well, the first match went great!"

• Episode 58: H-3 Nozzlenose
  • After failing Targetbuster Station miserably the first four times, Chugga finally clears it with 53 milliseconds remaining.
  • The Weapon of the Day transition is a parody of the Game Boy Advance boot-up screen, with the text "NOZZLENOSE: For advanced players".

• Episode 59: Clash Blaster
  • Chugga uses the aesthetic of Slap Bracelet Station to make yet another Final Fantasy XIV reference.
    Chugga: You know the place. And if you don't... Let me tell you about the greatest free-to-play MMO up to level 60 including the award-winning Heavensward expa-
  • The first stage went on so long, Chugga lost track of time.
    Chugga: Okay, we're gonna go back to Inkopolis! (jump cut and test pattern) Frick, I didn't do a second stage. (corpses)
  • Said second stage?
    Chugga: "One-Shot Station: Do not miss your chance…" And it's two E-LITERS- (Smash Cut) Oh nooooooooooooooo!
  • The best description for the Clash Blaster comes from its recommendation description on Starfish Mainstage.
    Flavor Text: He’s just walking towards me, MENACINGLY!
  • On a mostly off-camera match of Camp Triggerfish, Chugga somehow manages to place lower than someone who disconnected.

• Episode 60: Space Invaders
  • Chugga's story of how he had a bad conversation with a girl he broke up with, and his wristwatch interrupted the moment to tell him that his normal heart rate was cause for concern.
  • It leads into a rant about that one time technology ruined a mini-golf outing with the other Runaway Guys in the name of "convenience", including the parking meter app (that had five-star reviews because it "makes parking so easy" even though the only thing easy about it was that it made it possible to charge more for more convenient parking spaces) and the fact that the golf course required your email address. ProtonJon gave them the fake email address [e-mail] only to find that someone else already did that.
    Chugga: "Hi, Bobert! Welcome back, we missed you." It had an existing profile, so he was stuck being called Bobert the whole day.
  • This little jab from the iShipIt Logo Mem Cake.
    Chugga: The squid with a goofy face is what you look like when you ship real people! Don't do that.

Episodes 61-65

• Episode 61: Don’t Touch Anything
  • The transition into Can't Touch This Station.
    Chugga: Listen to Tim do "Can't Touch This" sometime if you haven't. You owe it to yourself. Tim owes it to society to do it again if you go and bug him. (Gilligan Cut to Tim beatboxing "U Can't Touch This")

• Episode 62: Twice-Toasted Bread
  • He underestimated his power.
    Chugga: It's over; I have the high ground! (misses the Octosniper) No-o! I can't reach you from the high ground! This is terrible!
  • Chugga realizes that the end of Squee-G Funk Station is essentially a repeat of the Chucksters. Complete with Mario choking and screaming.
  • How Chugga greets the ping-pong tree sponge.
    Chugga: Old Woman Thousand-Heads! How are ya'? Enjoying your book? Aw.

• Episode 63: In the 80s!
  • Leave it to a ticketmaster to make bingo Serious Business.
    C.Q. Cumber: You didn’t make a bingo—TEST FAILED.
    Chugga: That's what he sounds like.
  • It takes Chugga a while to realize that the last switch is on the Octostamp DX's back, and when he finally notices, he gets shoved off the map.
  • And just like that, the moment's ruined.
    Cap'n Cuttlefish: Oho! It reminds me of good ol’ Bluefin Depot.
    Chugga: Euugh, disgusting! Old people really are out of touch with what's good!

• Episode 64 [Finale]: Light at the End of the Tunnel
  • Chugga finally coming to terms with his Weaksauce Weakness.
    Chugga: You ever wanna dispatch me really easily? Just stick a car door in front of whatever obstacle it is. Trust me, it'll get me every time.
  • In the Intestinal Phase, Chugga encounters a group of lasers that look to spell out "XIX".
    Chugga: Death by Final Fantasy XIX! Worse... ways to go.
  • During the Diaphragm Phase, Chugga makes sure to bring up Pearl's good points, even if she isn't (in his words) "as visually interesting as Marina."
  • The Diaphragm Phase requires meticulous planning.
    Chugga: First of all, Armor. Second of all, a switch! Third of all, rotation... and fourth of all, you die. (laughs) Okay, that was actually kinda cool-sounding.
  • Chugga's story of how he played Half-Life when he was 10 because a guy his mom was dating snuck him a copy without her knowing.

• Episode 65: Life After Phones
  • Chugga shouts the "Aw Yeah!" that the game has on every gift from Iso Padre.
  • After all the times he dissed them, there is something funny about watching most of Chugga's deaths come from Inner Agent 3's Autobombs.
  • After struggling repeatedly during the Splashdown phase on Inner Agent 3, Chugga gets past it, and...
    Chugga: Oh, wai- What?! What, that was it?! Uuuhhhhh, I thought there were gonna be more phases to that!

Bonus Video

• Bonus Video
  • As a Mythology Gag, the prerelease version is entitled Bonus Video [Global Testfire].
  • Chugga discussing how the codename for the game with Nintendo employees was Blitz.
    Chugga: Could be that they named the game after the new mode that was introduced in it! (zoom-in on the Great Zapfish) How unfortunate.
  • And here he was, trying to put down the Callie fans.
    Chugga: Marie won't take your fluids... but Callie will.

Running Gags

• Every single episode (besides Episodes 23-28, 30, 32-33, 36-38, 41, 43-45, and 49) starts with the disclaimer of, "Product provided by Nintendo".
• Naming his outfits when going into a battle.
  • Episode 1: The little boy who want to go on the train, Mommy!
  • Episode 2: The adorable child going with his father on a fishing trip.
  • Episode 3: The Hiker Bandit/The hiker in the winter.
  • Episode 4: Kensa who's going through a punk rebellious phase.
  • Episode 5: A contestant hopeful to climb the Aggro Crag... while wearing their office shoes.
  • Episode 6: The Platform Shoes Bandit (with a little notch for his nose cut out his face mask).
  • Episode 7: Going out to hit some dingers with his brush.
  • Episode 8: The Basketball Janitor.
  • Episode 9: The kid who goes skating in the winter with shorts on.
  • Episode 10: The guy who plays sports in the office campus on his lunch break.
  • Episode 11: The Canadian who's about to get real sweaty on his morning jog.
  • Episode 12: The reality show gone wrong.
  • Episode 13: The little boy who's gonna play "Save the World".
  • Episode 14: The Clownfish Sneaker Séance. (Cephalopod Jiangshi would've sufficed?)
  • Episode 15: The man who's gonna help ya' repair your Jeep that'll cost ya' 50,000 gold and a kidney.
  • Episode 16: God, he looks hideous.
  • Episode 17: The loser who wore shoes on the beach, so the locals shoved him into the drink.
  • Episode 18: Due to changing outfits mid-way, there are two outfits in this episode.
    • The baseball player for the Japanese Séances.
    • The Platform Denim Cowboy.
  • Episode 19: A fun, touristy day at the beach. (The prequel to Episode 17's outfit)
  • Episode 20: Chillin' around the house.
  • Episode 21: The adorable, small child who has a dad who has a construction company who got a job out of nepotism, and feels like he's helping with the pair of power drills that he's just going to hand to his dad when he's under the car.
  • Episode 22: Dressing like a fool/Going for a midnight swim in the ocean, where he can't see where he's going.
  • Episode 24: There's once again two different outfits, one before the Weapon of the Day, and one before the matches themselves.
    • Safe from any bees that might come our way while explaining things.
    • The Young Lumberjack with a Hairclip.
  • Episode 25: The Dark Dry Cleaner/Some kind of bandit who wants to do your laundry.
  • Episode 26: Changed his shoes from yesterday (actually the day before), and now it's raining.
  • Episode 27: Doing some housework around the house.
  • Episode 28: Going for a hike up in the snow; nice and warm, except for his ears.
  • Episode 29: Sick and hip with the kids, yo.
  • Episode 30: The Home Depot Bandit.
  • Episode 31: He covered his face so that no one will know he walked out of this place underaged.
  • Episode 34: The Non-Ideal Fashion Choice.
  • Episode 36: His fashion was going well, until he realized he didn't have shoes for this outfit.
  • Episode 39: The "I Am an Asshole" Build.
  • Episode 40: Looking atrocious, as per usual.
  • Episode 41: Staying at home in his pajamas while also trying to not get his mother sick.
  • Episode 47: The Baseball Boy.
  • Episode 48: Squidtron.
  • Episode 49: Almost the same outfit from yesterday, except now he has an office job, as evidenced by the shoes that are not debatable in the dress code.
  • Episode 50: Ready to fill up some tires.
  • Episode 52: A tough sockhead going hiking in the mountains.
  • Episode 55: Nothing about his outfit whatsoever is accentuated by the Nautilus' gold trim.
  • Episode 56: The new swabby ready to swab the decks, and he's got his pressure washing equipment, Scoob.
  • Episode 57: His pants match his shoes; his hat matches... not much.
  • Episode 59: A very Splatoon-looking outfit.
  • Bonus Video: He looks like he just got a bike from his overprotective mom.
• When talking about Specials, he usually points out that "it's not a good panic button."
• Chugga's disdain/frustration involving the Tenta Missiles Special Weapon in certain kits, finding it to be a mark against several Weapons.
• Yandere-vibes aside, the amount of Ship Teasing between Chugga and Marie from their mutual love for puns is equal parts this and Adorkable.
• Chugga's mild culture shock reactions to the creatures of the Deep Sea Metro^note he even calls some of them horror movie monsters going to work can invoke a small chuckle, especially if one knows what creature he's reacting to.

Miscellaneous

• Reveal Video:
  • When the lyrics go "Don't Forget Me", Padraig appears on-screen.
• The playlist description, of all sources, features this gem of Chugga's tenuous grasp on slang.
  We get in with the totes poggers crowd and go yeet on those hip kids, yo!

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