Weird dreams

I don't know why, but for some reason, I had a WHABP dream last night. Do note that my limited knowledge about it's mainly from Kablammin 45's NPCs, so bear with me.

I was at the HGS Discord server, when out of curiosity, I wondered what life was like at the WHABP Discord, and one of my co-players gave me the link. I suddenly got sent into a virtual space that resembled one of the labs in my current school, and I saw the players (especially Kablam) as their PCs discussing about the next plotline.^note Fisher Kingdom wasn't in effect, so I was still a human. I asked them if they'd be interested in HGS^note which would be leaching off users, and thus not allowed, but they just went on with their thing. Some of them were even discussing what color the header should be!

The scene changed to a snowy area outside my old school. As the other players were moving out for the next plotline^note has the thread reached the point where the players can scatter about and have to announce where they are at every post?, Goobert the Goodra (Kablam's PC) and a Lileep (another player's PC) stayed behind. As they were talking, a Squirtle threw a bucket of water at them from the top of the stairs. Georgina the Slowking (Kablam's avatar at the time of this writing), called the Squirtle out for it and dragged him back to the daycare room, which was on the second floor. Goobert and the Lileep, wondering what the daycare looked like, followed her upstairs. As I was following them, everyone was a human for some reason^note not the gijinkas that Shrub Bird drew for the players, but actual humans, and I was only imagining them as Pokémon. The kids were singing a song as they greeted their teacher when she entered the room with the Squirtle.

Suddenly, some thuggish-looking people/Pokémon barged into the room, holding a form in front of Georgina saying that she must comply with the standards for accreditation or else she'd lose her job. However, I woke up before I could see her reaction.

Despite that, I am not asking for the link to the Discord server IRL because I'm not interested in it or the thread.

The Scrappy experiencing Funbag Airbag.

Mind, what is wrong with you lately?

I had the Infinity Gauntlet! I was only seen using it when I had to predict the outcome of a battle between Ronald McDonald and Saitama, outside my old high school. It was a fairly even fight, until I predicted Saitama would win, then it turned into a Curb-Stomp Battle in his favour.

It may have gotten a callback when I was in some underwater ruins, defending a capture point. I was about to drown and die instantly, when I realised that's not how it works, so time rewound to the point where I was about to start drowning. Instead of instantly dying near the surface, I slowly took drowning damage instead.
Also while defending the point, my 4 teammates went off elsewhere.

I don't remember much else other than I had a trident and some throwing spears.

Edited by StarAndroidJaguar on Aug 2nd 2018 at 9:09:50 AM

Kim Jong-un being a guest at our host, having been de-aged into a baby at some point

In my dream last night, I was Chris Pratt.

I can't remember if I was the actual Chris Pratt, working some office job, or if I was Andy Dwyer or one of his other characters, or if Chris Pratt was playing me, or an alternate version of me with an office job, for something... but anyway...

The dream started with me/Chris driving to work. It was my/his birthday, but I was miserable. This version of Chris Pratt hated his birthday for some reason, and I/he had just gotten yelled at by another driver on the road, which only made things worse.

My coworkers saw that I was miserable, and came up with a plan to cheer me up. They locked me in a balcony/porch area of the office building, and told me that they were having a church service inside the building, and that I would have to wait until they were done. I thought this was just a Lame Excuse, but I actually heard a church service going on inside the building.

I was still miserable, but I just stayed on the balcony/porch and laid down on the floor. But it turned out that there was this huge swimming pool below the balcony/porch, and I somehow fell into it completely by accident. Then my coworkers thought I was trying to escape from the balcony and got mad at me. And that's the last part I remember. :P

And then, at some point, I met this girl who was cosplaying Ursula. She was nice, but I can't remember how that fit into the dream. :P

And now for another installment of "what wierdness did kouta's subconscious think up last night" ...

In both dreams last night I was a Sidereal of Venus whose only combat charms were the dodge charm buried in the performance tree and a melee excellency. I also had a semi-identical twin brother who was a Sidereal of Mars and very good at combat. (Yes, I did watch Twelfth Night before going to bed, why do you ask?)

In the first dream I'm taking care of an five-dot Sidereal manse located in the middle of nowhere because I'd pissed off some important deity in Yu-Shan. I'm bored out of my mind when my brother shows up and tells me there's a circle of very young Terrestrials snooping about who need to be dealt with. The two of us spent the rest of the dream thinking up ways to make their lives miserable without it ending in a risky 2-on-5 fight.

In the second dream the two of us are part of a Circle that got itself very lost due to a botched Mirror Shattering Method navigation roll for a trip from Yu-Shan to Creation. Instead of arriving near Lookshy we end up in the world-body of a baby Primordial.

The baby Primordial's world-body is a star system with ten planets (each one is a 3rd circle soul with a greek name) and a lavender sun (ditto). We arrived on the second planet and realized immediately that the Journeys messed up big time because the gravity was wrong, the air was too thin, the sun was purple, and our astrology stopped working.

The humanoid form of the planet we arrived on (Aphrodite) materialized as a beautiful naked woman on our ship wanting to know what we were, how we got there, and what our intentions were. We were soon joined by the humanoid jouten of the Primordial and The Lavender Sun wanting to know the same things.

We just want to get back to creation. The Primordial, after reading our minds and learning about how messed up creation is, won't help us. We're stuck.

The Lavender Sun alse made it clear that causing trouble would mean dealing with him. We knew that picking a fight with a 3rd circle soul is never fun and assured him that we didn't plan on being a nuisence.

Finally had a dream that I remembered after waking up.

It was an Undertale dream. I think I was Frisk, and Toriel and I were roaming around the underground trying to evade Chara, but they seemed to show up at every turn. I later woke up, but then Chara was showing up on literally every screen in my house while a creepy droning noise played (one different from their usual theme). I was somewhat disturbed when I woke up for real.

First of all, my recent Assist Trophy discovery is kind of relevant here ^note  I noticed (or rather, a friend pointed out to me) that on the Smash Ultimate Assist Trophy page, Zero is listed as "Zero (Mega Man)" even though none of the others are listed with their series' name. So I started wondering if this could mean we're getting another character named Zero, and the first one that came to mind was the one from Kirby - can't think of many other characters from Nintendo series/third-party series shown in Smash Bros named Zero

I dreamt Smash Ultimate's Assist Trophy page was updated and another Zero had been revealed on the page - however, they were a Metroid character and for some reason used Ridley as a placeholder picture (another picture than the main character art, too). (Interestingly, I later found out/remembered there IS actually a Metroid creature named Zero... so guess that's another possibility)

Edited by Zanreo on Aug 14th 2018 at 10:06:33 AM

I had a weird dream where Hal Jordan died, and a bunch of different Green Lantern rings (as well as a yellow one, powered by fear instead of willpower) appeared near his body. I decided I'd grab one of each for myself (there were a lot of them, more green than yellow though).

When I got back home, I put on a Green Lantern ring...but apparently I don't actually have enough willpower to properly operate it. The Green Lantern costume only appeared on my right shoulder. I couldn't fly with it, though I could reduce gravity to jump longer distances, and I could make small barriers in front of me; they couldn't actually stop anything, but they could slow things down so I could dodge. It was pretty cool, even though I wasn't powerful enough to bring out its full power.

I tried the yellow ring, too. It got similar results as the green one...which makes sense, since I'm not really scary.

Had a lot of weird dreams lately, but I felt like this was the one that stuck out the most to me. It almost sounds like an anime, though the dream was more like a playthrough of a JRPG.

In a fantasy Constructed World, mysterious trees started to grow in various places all over the realm; but instead of growing fruits, the trees grew these crystal-like things called "Regalia", which came in a variety of colors, and each one had different powers — to explain; if you obtained one, you'd get that respective power. It was somewhat similar to the Asterisks.
However, one day, a group of people sought to get ahold of the Regalias for their own nefarious purposes. They consisted of a guy who was basically Light Is Not Good (the leader, I think), and a few others whose details I forgot (though I remember one of them was an Anti-Villain Genki Girl). With that, both potential heroes and villains started to get their own Regalias — either for fighting off the villains, in terms of the former; and causing havoc, in terms of the latter — and soon, most of the lands' Regalias were quickly depleting. Basically The Lorax but with anime subplots

The main POV person (as I said in the first paragraph, the dream played out like a game) was a Silent Protagonist knight who was tasked to investigate on the sudden influx of Regalia usage. In one scene, they (the PC) were tasked to spy on the Five Bad Band that started it all. From there, we get to know each of the villains' Start of Darkness: for one, The Dragon (a typical Hot-Blooded anime guy, but evil) joined the team because he hated his parents or something? Also, the aforementioned Light Is Not Good guy was forced to be the High Wizard or something like that, but he refused and decided to become a...cult leader?

And then the dream ended there. I kinda wanna make this into an actual game now.

I had... quite the Mushroom Samba of a dream last night. So weird that I don't even remember the vast majority of it except for this part:

I went to an unnamed zoo where I was suddenly forced against my will into becoming a zookeeper. I was then instructed to line the indoor giraffe enclosure with... fleece. Yards and yards of patterned, brightly-colored fleece. It was supposed to help with cleanup, apparently. I had to explain this to my mom, who was also forced into being a zookeeper, and she didn't believe me. I tried telling the other random people there with me, and they didn't believe me, either. According to them, what dumbass would put fleece in a giraffe enclosure?

Because of this, I had to lay the fleece down alone. Of course some dumbass decided to bring the giraffes inside early. Worse, it suddenly got all muddy and wet outside and the damn things were tracking mud everywhere and there was nothing I could do about it. So to cover it up, I laid down more fleece to cover up the mud. But since the giraffes, logically, just ended up tracking more mud on it, I had to lay down more and more layers as the other "keepers" stared at me judgmentally.

I then suddenly got whisked away and more weird shit happened, but I don't remember it.

But seriously, who the hell puts fleece all over the floor of a giraffe enclosure?

Edited by CustardAndPie on Aug 16th 2018 at 11:05:57 AM

It started off as this internet personality, a scientist, who had giant boxes of things in her backyard, I think they were like candy (they looked like candy at any rate). I accidentally knocked one over when trying to reach the top and she punished me by continuously covering m with blanket until I overheated/suffocated. I eventually got out of that, and here's where the dream got really weird.

In tunnels beneath her backyard were two guillotine traps, one that cut your head off and one that sliced you vertically, as well as a guy named Bob who was supposed to crash his kart-like vehicle into you. I managed to rescue him when he crashed into a wall, finding out that his outfit colors changed depending on your mood. Originally it was white, frustration was orange, confusion was yellow, etc.

Through Bob we learned that the trap had a blind spot in the right side of the hallway, and after that there was this skeletonized, humanoid dinosaur-like creature who was voiced by the guy that did Shao Kahn in Mortal Kombat (but for some reason he had the catchphrase 'Your Soul Is Mine!' which I've learned is Shang Tsung's). Around him was a kind of magic water that would dissolve and kill someone who didn't have the right qualifications, letting him feed on their life energy. If someone DID have the right qualifications they were granted ageless immortality and also a wish, at the cost of being turned into energy. I don't know if he worked for scientist lady or if she worked for him but she exited my dream shortly after.

For some reason, Colonel Guile from the Street Fighter movie, 'played' by JCVD himself, was called in to deal with this threat, as were a team of army guys and scientists, as well as a Cool Old Guy named Heihachi who Bob developed a crush on, who rolled under the guillotine trap's blind spots like a boss. I remember a funny part where everyone was talking and I asked Guile to fire his gun to make everyone shut up but it just made my ears ring and everyone talk louder. They did settle down eventually though.

Heihachi went to take down skeleton-guy by himself and I remember thinking 'this is where he ALMOST beats him but doesn't' and sure enough that's what happened, though thanks to the magic water he didn't need to eat or sleep or anything. He was on the ropes, and Bob ended up being killed by the monster while trying to distract it from killing him, so Heihachi used his wish to save Bob, and was converted into life energy for the monster to absorb. This energy was so strong that it ended up regenerating its skin, muscles, etc. and consequently looking a lot less scary save a part of its eyeballs growing back.

Then Guile had to step in and finish it off with the power of street fighter moves but I woke up right before the confrontation.

I am never eating that much cheese before bed. XD

Edited by lalalei2001 on Aug 17th 2018 at 11:07:01 AM

Donald Trump got the Infinity Gauntlet, went mad with power and I had to trick his ego into giving it up

Just remembered that I had a Kingdom Hearts III dream last night:

I was either playing the game itself or watching a trailer, I can't remember which, but in any case, Sora, Donald, and Goofy were in the Hercules world trying to evacuate people out of a collapsing building (which, granted, does happen in some trailers), but then after that, everybody piled onto an enormous boat and looked back as the island they were all leaving (for no real reason) fell into darkness in a scene that felt like it was ripping off the ending of Thor: Ragnarok. Apparently, though, the entire island's population made it onto the ship, though. (Yet images of "people" were still on the island's sprite.)

After that, things just got weird. The boat turned into a giant parade float going down the streets of Danville and stopped by Phineas and Ferb's house. Lilo, Stitch, Jumba, and Pleakley were there with the boys in their back yard and Sora, Donald, and Goofy hopped off the float to say hi. Somehow, something ended up happening that inexplicably caused Lilo and Stitch to merge into a strange being that looked like a gopher with a fish for a tail (with the gopher speaking in Lilo's voice and the fish in Stitch's) and turned Jumba into a pink alligator in a hoodie that looked like his real self. At this point, the relation to Kingdom Hearts was lost completely as Phineas and Ferb tried to turn Lilo and Stitch back to normal while Jumba and Pleakley hijacked the parade float and took it on a chaotic joy-ride through town. I remember Pleakey insisting to Jumba that they go back to Phineas and Ferb's house so they could turn Jumba back to normal, but for some reason, Jumba actually wanted to stay a pink alligator. Pleakley fretted about what everyone would say, and it was after that that I woke up.

I was slowly turning into Killer Frost (the version of her from The Flash (2014).) My little cousin was weirdly cool with it, but she was the only one who knew about it, despite the fact that I hadn't told her anything.

Suddenly I was at this really weird zoo that only sold one kind of stuffed animal, and it was this penguin-cat thing (cat with penguin head.) This zoo was also in my grandmother's basement for some reason. I knew that there was something significant about the penguin-cat, but I couldn't figure out what it was. Despite the fact that the zoo was in my grandmother's basement, it was simultaneously a bus stop.

Eventually, I tried to tell the rest of my family about what was happening to me, but they insisted that I was making it up for attention...despite the fact that my hair was visibly turning white and I'd previously accidentally frozen an indoor swimming pool...in the middle of July... while they were watching. I don't know; people are weird.

There was also this chubby black cat that kept following me around. I had no idea whose cat he was, but he was not my cat.

Edited by Spottedleaf on Aug 25th 2018 at 11:46:07 AM

I had a dream where every living thing close by was grieving a dead rabbit. Including my cat and myself. I could hear my cat meowing loud as if sad, then I get attacked by my cat which bit my neck.

I still cannot make sense of anything that happened, why a rabbit died, and why was I attacked by a cat for witnessing a death of a brown rabbit.

I was with a group of friends from Discord and for some reason I do not recall we were all granted some sort of videogame-ish superpower. I remember someone got some kind of double-jump thing and someone got some fancy combo move. And then it was my turn and I got a Save Scumming power. And ended up having a lot of fun abusing it.

Yeah.

I got a job in a skyscraper, which was containing an Eldritch Abomination in it.
This beast was about as long as the skyscraper itself. It was blood red, was shaped like a fish, had an axe-like tail and its lower jaw was much thicker than its upper one. It also had white grid marks all over its body, which were especially visible on the lower jaw.
Its nickname was "Scipion", after an in-dream Yu-Gi-Oh! card named something like "Scipion of 1,500,000 Spines", an equally dangerous giant demon which can cause untold destruction by launching flaming spines from its body. One of "Scipion"'s powers was to make some nearby people grow to 100 feet tall. However, this seemed to be subconscious and uncontrolled, as the only ones seen affected by this were a pair of civilians resembling the Night at the Museum protagonist and his son, who decided to explore an old castle together or something.
Anyway, Beartic was mentioned in the containment procedures. I'm guessing you needed to make the surrounding area cold and/or wet (ironically).
It broke out day 1 while I was on the job. Because of this and the fact it was due to circumstances out of my control, I decided not to come back. However, my new boss tried to get me to come back in defiance of my "you can't fire me, I quit" kind of attitude because it actually wasn't my fault at all.

So I once had a dream where I was handling chickens for a sermon at a church. I was heading to the sanctuary (a dead end from a very wide set of stairs in an equally wide corridor) with three chickens in a perfectly rolled up blanket. They were wrapped in a blanket (still live) and incapacitated with cardboard box restraints that had a hole for the head to portrude from; they were not comfortable if anyone asks. I was counting to make sure all three were still in the boxes (and still breathing) when I found out that one escaped as I was preparing my live specimens for presentation. As I was checking my inventory to be handed off to the priest at the end of a cleared off dark wooden table. I found out where the escaped chicken was when it clamped its talons onto my left posterior and clinged their for dear life. I was in the sanctuary, and the door was in the back to the right. For some reason, all of the pews had tables in front of them too. Those were cleared away also. As I was moving along to the exit unable to run, I shambled my way to the exit and heard my name. Embarrassed by my own spectacle, I went to another hallway leading to a different corridor and went to get the chicken off me. I still wondered what happened to the other live boxed chickens as I woke up from when I left with a bird still with a vicegrip on me.

To preface: This entire dream took place at a local (in-state chain) grocery store that, for some reason, was much larger and was almost entirely frozen food aisles.

I was in some sort of dance troupe with a childhood friend (who I haven't seen in years) and some random little kids. We were having a dress rehearsal in the frozen food aisles, where we did a CirqueDuSoleil-esque dance to Bohemian Rhapsody while dressed in Rococo clothing. Somehow, none of the other customers noticed. My childhood friend and I decided to ditch the group and ran off in our frilly gowns to look for interesting stuff to do. Sure enough, the whole roster from N64 SSB appeared in all their polygon glory to have a match among the frozen food aisles. Again, nobody else seemed to care. Suddenly, Mickey and Minnie Mouse appeared, became polygon-ified, and joined the battle. Well, it was less of a battle and more of a parkour match. For some reason, Minnie's skirt was longer (a la Peach) with lots of blocky, polygon-y upskirt shots. And no, the battle was not set to Bohemian Rhapsody, because the Rococo Kids dance troupe left the store without us.

So, a few minutes ago (just woke up), I dreamed I was fighting a huge dragon in some sort of platform video game. Except the dragon was also in my house in real life, only much, much smaller, and I could hurt it in the game by hurting it in real life... so I just grabbed it and threw it across the room. In hindsight, I feel kind of bad about doing that.

It also looked kind of silly because it had the proportions of a gargantuan dragon like the one in Super Mario Odyssey, but was no larger than a human being, so its head was barely bigger than an orange.

Last night's dream: What I can remember involved me being my little kid self and asking my mom why my sister had a cake for her birthday and I didn't. I can't remember the answer she gave me, but I think it had to do with me being too old for having cakes at my birthday. (In real life, my folks always have some sort of cake for our birthdays regardless of age.)

Then after that, I went to go take a shower. As I was going to the bathroom, my mom told me not to take a long time since we had places to be. Then I apparently asked her if I could take an "O-Bert bath". My mom said I could take a bath like that if it was still a quick one. Even as I was heading toward the bathroom, I was pondering just what the heck an O-Bert bath was.

I got my answer when I went into the bathroom and turned on a small electronic device that was shaped like Dilbert and got in the tub. From that point on, the dream became a bizarre, incomprehensible, stream-of-consciousness mess that seemed to involve me, Dilbert, Dogbert, and their/my setting gradually shape-shifting into other people, places, and things as a narrator made rambling, equally stream-of-consciousness narration that sounded pretentious and only barely related to what was going on. I can't remember all the forms I took, but I know that at one point Dilbert and Dogbert merged together and became a bipedal lion dressed like a knight.

This went on for what felt like five minutes real time before the dream faded back to me now lying in a pile of dirty clothes in the now very messy bathroom (why did we have such a thing if it destroyed the room you used it in afterwards?). I got my clothes on and went out to join my folks. I don't recall what happened in the dream after that.

In my dream last night, I was working at some sort of office, and the boss was William Afton (who looked like the man in those images from Pizzeria Simulator who is presumably him.)

I was the only person in the office who knew he was a serial killer. For most of the dream, he had me in his office, and we were having this intense discussion. I told him I was determined to prove to everyone else that he was killing people, but he kept threatening to kill me, and I was terrified.

But for some reason, he didn't kill me, instead letting me go back to work. Then he had a meeting with some group of people. While talking to them, Afton accidentally said something about kidnapping children, and he glared at me from across the room, apparently blaming me for this.

Then one woman in the group said she needed to go get her coffee, but Afton insisted that I would be happy to bring it to her, then changed his mind and said I would be getting concessions for everyone in the group. Apparently, this was his punishment for me. I don't remember anything after that.

Edited by DrNoPuma on Sep 5th 2018 at 9:01:13 AM

There were crabs falling from the sky...

...or rather from an airplane that crashed right on top of me and my brother.

Then I woke up.

My dream actually gave me a good idea for a story, but the dream itself was still really dumb and weird.

Basically, I played a game with the story being that the human race became a Dying Race, so they made a device that brought sapience to origami creations. Quite a few years later, the device starts malfunctioning, worrying the origami creations because if the machine shuts off, they all die, so they have to get to the device and stop it from breaking.

At one point, I think I got stuck in some part, so I looked up something about the game, and found a post complaining about how the poster completely fucked up in the game and made it impossible to get... the "fish finger ending". This was so absurd that when I told my family about the dream, the "fish finger ending" became a Running Gag with us.

I think there was a part in the game where I had to defend a fish finger from this one guy, which probably had something to do with the "fish finger ending", but I wouldn't know because the dream ended as soon as the guy showed up.

...Oh, and in the dream, I also had a pet rhino for some reason. He was as small as a cat and was also orange with a huge black spot. My parents got frustrated with him, though, and we had him run out of the house.