(1994 version): Hamlet Miguel is visited by the ghost of his father Lord Locksley, who tells him his uncle Nicodemus poisoned the good lord and married his widowed Madam Rosmerta. He also sleeps with Rose.
: The Hand That Rocks the Cradle Lana seeks revenge against her husband Q's death by posing as a nanny for the kids of Angie Tucci, who she felt was responsible for Q's suicide.
: An ex- The Hangover Daily Show reporter becomes the Only Sane Man after a wild night in Las Vegas leaves him with a missing friend ( Riley Poole) and new wife Felicity Shagwell. His other friends are Sack Lodge and Ben.
: Teenage Hanna Tyke Bomb Susie Salmon is trained as an assassin by her dad Bruce Banner while eluding Galadriel and Hitler. Troy McGreggor shows up too.
: Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters Clint Dahmer and his sister Tamara Durbeyfeld team up to fight the evil Jean Onatopp. Produced by Ron Burgundy.
: The Happening When Trees Attack for no apparent reason, it's down to high school teacher John Bennett, his colleague Sid the sloth, and his wife Jessica Day to learn why.
: Happy Gilmore Sonny Koufax enters a golf tournament to get money for his grandmother can move out of the retirement home run by Greg Focker. He is coached by Apollo Creed and his nemesis is Travis Cole.
: In which Hard Candy Nite Owl II tries to molest 14-year-old Juno. And then she ties him up and pretends to castrate him.
: A day in the life of a rock band with members Private Gripweed, A Hard Days Night Rupert Bear (from the frog song), Mr. Papadoupoulous, and Mr. Conductor, who are due to play a TV performance directed by Glump. Meanwhile, they must look after Rupert's devious grandfather, Albert Steptoe. And the boys annoy Col. Smithers on a train.
: The Hard Way Marty McFly is a movie star who becomes ill-tempered cop Hades' partner as research for a role.
: Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle Hikaru Sulu and Dr. Kutner are stoner Heterosexual Life-Partners who get the munchies one night and decide to go to White Castle. Along the way they run into a drug-addled Doctor Horrible, a terrifying Det. Stabler and his hot wife Silk Spectre II, and their best friends Mr. Universe and Paul Finch. Tina Hanlon is Sulu's love interest.
: Harriet the Spy Dawn Summers writes all of her private observations and thoughts in a notebook, which is discovered by her classmates. This includes her best friends Alan Abernathy and Kelly Curtis. Her nanny is Betty Rubble.
: Harry Brown Alfred Pennyworth "gets upset" when his friend is murdered by thugs.
Harry Potter : Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone Alan Strang leaves his therapist's home when Det. Valentine tells him he's a wizard. He gets his wand from Trevor Broom. Renard tells Alan he's a wizard. He meets the other two sides of his Power Trio and his Evil Counterpart Louis Leonwens . At note Wizarding School he meets his instructors: Headmaster Marcus Aurilius; potions master Hans Gruber, transfiguration teacher Reverend Mother, and charms instructor Willow.
: Alan meets Louis' sinister father Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets Captain Hook and Hamlet joins the teachers, but only temporarily.
: Alan discovers his father's best friends Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban Beedle Bamford, Earthworm, and Jim Gordon. Karen Eiffel also joins the staff. Marcus Aurelius is now Maigret.
: Alan is put into competition with Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Edward Cullen while now-headmaster Baltus Van Tassel suspects a conspiracy which was set into motion by , on orders from The Tenth Doctor Amon Goeth, which had the bonus of getting rid of his father . Also, Trigger Lady Van Tassel is a snooping reporter.
: Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix Marla Singer and her cohorts escape from prison to join Amon's cause while Vera Drake exerts despotic havoc on the school in the government's name.
: Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince Frank Butterman is called out of retirement to help stabilize the school against the coming war while Alan and Baltus go on a tour of Amon's past (starring Amon's real life nephew as the young Amon).
: The Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Power Trio infiltrate the now oppressive Ministry of Magic (which is now led by Davy Jones) disguised as Mr. X, Syd, and Trelawney's Real Life sister, and meet their Cloud Cuckoolander friend's equally nutty father Dr. Curt Connors. In part 2, Alan gets help from Carla Jean, a bioterrorist is revealed as Baltus' estranged brother while No. 11-12 is Baltus' BFF-turned-.
Well-Intentioned Extremist-turned- A Nazi by Any Other Name : The Haunting (1999) Qui-Gon Jinn gets three insomniacs — party girl Velma Kelley, writer Lightning McQueen, and depressed Broken Bird Lisa Kimmel — to stay in an enormous haunted house for the weekend.
: Haywire Natasha Volkova is betrayed and cannot trust anyone, not even Obi-Wan Kenobi, Magneto, Duke, Zorro II, or Gordon Gekko.
: A Mac is the He's Just Not That Into You Anthropomorphic Personification of the book. He helps Margene Heffman navigate her way through relationships. Elsewhere, Sack Lodge cheats on his wife, Alicia Nash with Black Widow. Finally, Rachel is trying to convince her live-in boyfriend Jack Ryan to marry her.
: Heart and Souls Sherlock Holmes has to deal with four "imaginary friends" — George Newton, Betty Applewhite, The Closer, and Sgt. Sistern — while trying to prove himself to his girlfriend Jennifer Parker-McFly while The VUP stalks them in a phantom bus.
: Heat Michael Corleone has become a cop and must face down his own father who's now running a heist crew with Batman, Jack Scagnetti, and Machete with occasional help from Jonas Hodges and David Palmer. Thankfully, Michael can rely on Buffalo Bill, Bubba, and Sagat for help. Throw Bonk and The Bank Manager into the mix and you have awesomeness squared.
(unrelated to the above): The Heat Leigh Anne and Molly are an Odd Couple of Fair Cops - well, just Molly; Leigh Anne is an FBI agent ( probably not that one).
: Heathers Lydia Deetz is part of a popular girl clique at her high school, which includes Brenda Walsh. She soon grows tired of them and starts a psychotic relationship with Jack Nicholson's voice double that involves killing several popular kids only to make it look like suicide.
: Heavenly Creatures Rose and another Rose share a close bond that's threatened when Titanic!Rose's parents separate; based on a true story.
: A Western with Heaven's Gate Max Zorin, The Horned King and The Dude.
: Hellboy Slade and El Fauno team up with US Kim under the leadership of Winston Smith to fight Eldritch Abominations, Nazis, and Rasputin.
: Mr. Conductor receives a sacrificial ring from India, which he cannot remove. A high priest, Help! Rumpole of the Bailey, arrives in England with his goons to sacrifice Mr. Conductor, as per their ritual. Meanwhile, The Historian and his assistant, Mr. Salt, try to capture the ring and Take Over the World. Also, a mysterious woman, Miss Merdle, Rumpole's ex-assistant, wishes to help Mr. Conductor, and his fellow musician friends Mr. Papadoupoulos, Private Gripweed, and Rupert, survive the chase and record their next album.
Henry's Crime: Neo is falsely accused of robbing a bank — but once released, he and his cellmate Sonny Corleone decide to rob the same bank for real.
: Her Commodus falls for the sexy voice of his computer Natasha ( formerly an unwilling psychic detective). his goofy officemate thinks it's cool while his (English-speaking) hacker ex-wife is slightly less enthusiastic.
: A psychic Hereafter Jason Bourne tries to date Gwen Stacy.
: An awkward Jewish girl in a Catholic school in Australia meets Hey, Hey, It's Esther Blueburger Rule Abiding Rebels Tara and her daughter Mary.
: High Anxiety President Skroob joins a psychological institute with King Roland, Mr. Peebles, The Great Gazoo, and Frau Blucher (HORSE WHINNY!). Stu Pickles is a desk clerk.
: Highlander Raiden realizes he's actually an immortal, and William Forrester teaches him how to use his power. Their archnemesis is Mr. Krabs.
: Hitchcock Hannibal Lector, who's married to DCI Jane Tennison, directs Black Widow and Mary Camden in a controversial film.
: The Hobbit Dr. Watson goes on a journey with Magneto and twelve other guys (some of whom are Guy of Gisborne, John Mitchell, Lazarevic, and Dr. Tom Jackman) to steal back their gold from the dragon Sherlock while being menaced by Slade. Mycroft (a different one from Watson and Sherlock's) is a greedy, incompetent village leader ( Zeus is a more competent one, though a lot less funny). Also starring Bruce the shark, Kate, and a Kiwi folk singer.
: Hocus Pocus An amateur detective of the weird and his little sister, a cynical cheerleader, do battle with three evil undead witch sisters: a Stepford Wife, Mary, and Carrie Bradshaw. Tim McGee is occasionally a cat.
: Holes Sam Witwicky is unfairly sent to, effectively, a labor camp run by Lara Croft and Derek Zoolander's father, and one of the fugitives from and ruled by O Brother, Where Art Thou? Ellen Ripley. Two curses figure into the plot: one for Sam's family (which includes his dad, The Fonz and his mom Mrs. Edgar) placed by Yzma and the other on Ellen's placed by a Medium.
: Home Alone Miles Russell is accidentally left at home when his family goes on vacation. Now the man of the house, Miles must overcome his fear of his creepy neighbor Doc and protect his home from Vinny Gambini and Adult Kevin Arnold, the infamous "Wet Bandits". Meanwhile, his mother Sally, with the help of Polka King Del Griffith, is doing everything she can to get back home to Miles for Christmas.
: Dogs Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey Alex P. Keaton and Mortimer Duke and cat Sister Bertrille are the pets of a family headed by Ted Striker and Jill Layton. When they're accidentally left behind at Dr. Mrs. Possible's ranch, they set out on... well.
: Honey, I Shrunk the Kids Bob Krelborn invents a shrink ray that doesn't just shrink down his own kids, but the neighbors' kids, too!
: Hook Adrian Cronauer is a grown-up Peter Pan, who has forgotten everything about his former life. That proves to be a problem when Ben Braddock kidnaps his children. It's up to Vivian Ward to whip him into shape so he can face Braddock and get back his children. Also, Zuko lets out a killer battle cry.
: Hop Cyclops almost runs over Aldous Snow, putting Easter in peril.
Hopscotch: The original (play/film) Oscar Madison gets fired from the FBI for meeting with Dreyfus in Munich.
: Horrible Bosses Rachel Green is a serial sexual harasser to Charlie; Tony #4 is a bald, overweight petty tyrant to Schmitty; and John Doe is terrified that his wife is cheating on him with everyone, probably including George Michael Bluth. Also starring Hawkeye, Ray Charles, and The Man Your Man Could Smell Like.
: Hot Fuzz Shaun is a cop who moves to a small town in the country and arrests Ed for drunk driving, only to find that Ed is also a cop. James Bond and Horace Slughorn also live in the town and run a cult-like Neighborhood Watch committee.
: Hot Tub Time Machine Rob Gordon, that guy from the Daily Show, Darryl, and Marty travel back in time. Janis Ian is a Manic Pixie Dream Girl, Clark Griswold may or may not be the Time Police, and Axl ends up saving George McFly's arm.
How Do You Know: Fed up with her Handsome Lech boyfriend Lightning McQueen, Elle Woods meets Phil. The Joker also stars.
: How the Grinch Stole Christmas! Ace Ventura, covered in makeup and green fur, is the title character, who hates Christmas and tries to steal it from the town of Whoville, which is run by Mayor Sid Garner and some of its inhabitants are Dr. Beverly Hofstadter, Jenny Humphrey and her parents Ham Gravy and Mary Katherine Gallagher. Jenny tries to be friends with Ace and make him (and the whole town) understand the True Meaning of Christmas. Hannibal Lector is the narrator.
: The Hunger Games Mystique fights with/for/ between the gentle Laser and the rougher Josh Taylor for everyone else's entertainment. Along the way, she'll be trained by Tallahassee, interviewed by Miri, dolled up by a rock star, managed by Mr. Harvey, and battle with Esther, Dennis Quaid's son, Riley Dawson and Seth, with President Bennet and Blackheart watching over all.
: The Hunt for Red October The Shadow is a CIA analyst researching the latest Soviet submarine for Darth Vader. This submarine, called the Red October is commanded by James Bond, with first officer Dr. Alan Grant, who have their own plans to defect. And when word of that breaks out, the Soviet fleet, with Captain "Bootstrap" Bill Turner in particular, sets out to destroy them. tries to sabotage the titular ship. Also stars Quintus Dr. Frank-N-Furter as the Red October's CMO, Ed Rooney as a Naval engineering expert, and Niles the butler as the captain of the USS Enterprise.
: The Hurt Locker Aaron Cross is a brilliant but troubled bomb expert who has trouble relating to his wife Kate and civilian life in general; Voldemort, the ex-King of England, and a jerk-ass detective also star and possibly turn into pink mist.