"Keanu Reeves plays a man in a black trench coat chosen by fate to uncover the shocking truth that Earth is not as we believe it to be, but merely a mundane illusion hiding an army of insidious and overwhelming enemies. So, basically, it's The Matrix with crosses."Constantine
is a 2005 American film very loosely based on Vertigo Comics
comic book, with some plot elements being taken from the "Dangerous Habits" story arc (issues #41-46) and others - such as the inclusion of Papa Midnite - from the "Original Sins" trade paperback. It was released on February 8, 2005 in Hong Kong, and on February 18, 2005 in the U.S. and Canada. It is rated R for violence and demonic images by the MPAA. It also contains mild language
Things are getting stranger for John Constantine (played by Keanu Reeves
), American, atoner and Catholic demon-hunter. Demon activity is on the rise as more and more denizens of Hell are trying to cross over to earth. This would be right up Constantine's alley, but he's a little preoccupied with the fact that he's dying of lung cancer, and going to go to Hell despite all he's done. (He committed suicide at a young age, which condemns him to eternity in hell, but was revived, so when he dies for real he's going to go there.)
Things come to a head when LAPD officer Angela Dodson approaches Constantine with news that her institutionalized, possibly psychic
sister has recently offed herself. Constantine investigates and starts to uncover a connection to the demons and a possible plot to turn Earth into a literal Hell
The film is notorious among readers for being an In Name Only
adaptation — in particular, changing the blond, British protagonist into a black-haired American who is more of an exorcist than a magician — but it has merits aplenty if viewed as a standalone work.
Not to be confused with the Constantine
television adaptation of the comic of the same name, which is more faithful to the source material.
Constantine contains examples of:
- Cultural Translation
- Curb-Stomp Battle: When the Big Bad is revealed to be Gabriel, Constantine is effortlessly beaten. When Satan turns up to save the day(!) Gabriel tries to "smite [Satan] in His honour!", only to fail because "Somebody doesn't have [Gabriel's] back any more", and then gets his wings burned off and gets blasted across the room.
- Cursed with Awesome: John's "gift."
- Death by Irony: Beeman, a guy who collected insects, was killed by them coming out of his body and Hennessy, who drank to dull his psychic powers, died from drinking himself to death in less than a minute.
- Dead Sidekick
- Debt Detester: Lucifer seems to be this. He dislikes it so much, he didn't even think that John asking for the life of another to be saved could be a genuine Heroic Sacrifice.
- Demon Slaying: Constantine hunts down demonic halfbreeds and sends them back to hell.
- Deus ex Machina: Subverted since it's Satan who saves the day. Though played very straight when God steps in to rob Satan of Constantine's soul.
- Did You Just Flip Off Cthulhu?: Yes. Yes he did. Right after...
- Did You Just Scam Cthulhu?: Constantine gets Lucifer to save the world from being conquered by his son by appealing to his own self-interest, free a damned yet innocent soul as payment for the tip-off, and as the payment for the tip-off is a redeeming sacrifice, Constantine will go to Heaven leaving Satan to either cure his lung cancer or lose him to Heaven.
- Didn't See That Coming: Lucifer did not expect to see John by him cutting his wrists again. He quickly realizes something is off with the situation. Nor did he foresee Constantine getting into heaven for the act of self-sacrifice.
- Driven to Suicide: Constantine attempted to kill himself because he saw demonically-possessed people. He managed to succeed just enough for it to count as a suicide by the rules of Heaven, but ultimately survived. He's spent the rest of his life trying to buy his way out of Hell and succeeds by killing himself again but this time as a Heroic Sacrifice. However, Satan is a sore loser and saves him from dying, banking on the likelihood that John will manage to damn himself again.
- Does Not Like Shoes: Lucifer, who is otherwise well-coiffed. Word of God states that the reason Stormare's feet are dripping with goo is that he must pollute the ground to walk on it.
- Does This Remind You of Anything?: Balthazar's face after John soaked half of it in holy water. Now what other DC comic has had half his face disfigured by a vial of liquid?
- The Driver: Chas.
- The Dulcinea Effect: "Definitely... mostly not about the girl."
- Dull Surprise: Sometimes, Keanu Reeves and Rachel Weisz seem to be competing.
- Enemy Rising Behind
- The man possessed by the Spear of Destiny rises behind Angela while she's in the pool.
- After Angela is possessed, she rises behind Constantine.
- Evil Cannot Comprehend Good:
- Gabriel cannot fathom the possibility Constantine would die to summon Satan to save the day nor that their Father would revoke his ability to smite Satan in His Name despite just trying to bring about the end of the world.
- Played with Satan. He doesn't comprehend in the moment when John asks for another soul to be freed as a reward would count as a Heroic Sacrifice. However, he is quick to realize the implications when John is prevented from being taken by His power and the gates of Heaven begin to draw John in.
- Evil Is Petty: Satan enjoys dicking around with Constantine when he shows up.
- Exploited Immunity: Constantine flushes out some demons that have infested a hospital by having his apprentice perform a holy water ritual on the hospital's fire safety system, then holding a cigarette lighter below a smoke detector, triggering the sprinklers to rain holy water. The holy water burns the demons while leaving the humans inside unharmed.
- Fair Cop: Angela played by Rachel Weisz
- Famous Last Words: "You were right, John. It's not like in the books."
- Fantastic Catholicism
- Fate Worse Than Death: Half-breed demons don't "die" but are just sent to Hell. So when John plans on granting a demon Absolution and thus entry into Heaven, it is considered this.
- Fetus Terrible: What an adorable little cosmic horror...
- Fire and Brimstone Hell: When John journeys there to see if Isabel is there or not, much of Hell was burn and devoid of any water.
- Fire/Water Juxtaposition: Used as a plot point. Water is said to be a "universal conduit" that can facilitate travel between Hell and its surrounding realms. In order to reach Hell, which is a red-hued realm of fire and brimstone, a person has to suspend part of their body in water while on Earth.
- Flatline Plotline: Used to give Angela a taste of Constantine's knowledge; he drowns her in a bathtub under carefully controlled conditions.
- Flies Equals Evil: Beeman has a fly crawl out from under his eyelid as a sign of demonic attack upon him. He's later found dead with flies covering him and crawling out of his mouth. This may have been Balthazaar's version of irony.
- Foreshadowing: Papa Midnite tells Constantine that his soul is the only one Satan himself would come to collect. He's right.
- Flipping the Bird: Twice by Constantine. One being at the beginning after exorcise a demon out of a girl and another to Satan after he finally earns his way out of hell.
- Nay-Theist: To be fair, God appears to have started the whole argument.
- Neck Lift: Balthazar to Constantine after he bursts into Balthazar's office. Later on, Gabriel to John.
- Never Suicide: Subverted.
- Nice Job Fixing It, Villain: Satan saves the world. And sets a damned (but innocent) soul free. And cures Constantine's lung cancer. Satan. He has his reasons.
- No Sell: Lucifer being, well, Lucifer, pulls this off twice after he shows up to claim John's soul. John's being 'between worlds' has temporarily brought time almost to a standstill; Gabriel, in the other room, is moving in super-slow motion, but Lucifer meanders in at his normal pace and pulls Angela/Mammon out of the way, at which point time instantly returns back to normal. And in the reflected water that shows Mammon, he's struggling with all his might to escape his father's grasp. Lucifer doesn't so much as move a muscle.
- One Last Smoke: Played with. It's hard to flick your lighter if you've cut all the tendons in your wrists.
- The Ophelia: Angela's twin sister. She even commits suicide in a swimming pool.
- Otherworldly And Sexually Ambiguous: Tilda Swinton played the Archangel Gabriel.
- Our Angels Are Different: Gabriel is the winged (androgynous) humanoid variety, but likely not a pure angel, since angels and demons are not allowed on Earth. Constantine himself says to Gabriel earlier in the movie- "[...] You're the one that deserves to go to Hell, half-breed," confirming this.
- Pedestrian Crushes Car: At the beginning, when the Mexican man finds the Spear of Destiny, he walks onto a road and a car runs into him. The car is totaled, the man is unscathed.
- Poke in the Third Eye: When Constantine is using The Chair to spy on the man possessed by the Spear of Destiny.
- Portal Pool: Constantine states that any body of water, no matter how small, can be used as a portal to hell.
- Precision F-Strike: Courtesy of one archangel Gabriel
- Protective Charm: John's priest friend has one but he foolishly didn't keep it on when getting deep in an investigation. Later, when it is given to Angela, she inadvertently removed it.
- Psychic Children: The title character and Isabel and Angela Dodson all first displayed their psychic abilities as children. Unfortunately, these abilities helped them to see the half-demons infesting the Earth, resulting in two of them being forced to undergo psychiatric treatment and later committing suicide.
- Public Domain Artifact: The Lance of Longinus, AKA the Spear of Destiny.
- Reality Has No Subtitles: While the little girl is possessed she screams "Papatayin natin silang lahat!" ("Let's kill them all!' in Tagalog). The audience is not told what this means.
- Red Eyes, Take Warning: The demonic halfbreeds.
- Refusing Paradise: Forced, and thereby possible subverted. The dying main character is about to enter heaven, when the devil deliberately heals him to make sure he has another chance at messing up his salvation on earth.
- Ret Canon: A Hellblazer story acknowledges the existence of Keanu's Constantine in an Alternate Universe.
- Retired Badass: Papa Midnite, a magi so powerful that he took on 30 demons by himself. Doesn't need special tools as he has actual magical powers. And powerful enough to create his own embassy of neutrality where hybrids mix and behave under his watch.
- Religious Horror
- Rerouted From Heaven: Inverted and then played straight. As John was a suicide since his youth, he was bound for Hell. But when he sacrificed his life and soul not just to stop the Big Bad, but to save the soul of one in Hell, he is rerouted from Hell to Heaven. Not having this, John is resurrected and cured of his injuries by Satan, in the hopes that he'll screw up and get himself damned again.
- Satan: Peter Stormare FTW.
- Save The World Climax: John Constantine is hired to investigate a suicide. In the end, he tries to stop a conspiracy to bring the son of the Devil on Earth.
- Schmuck Bait: Constantine tells the men helping him to close their eyes and not look. One doesn't.
- See You in Hell: The "Go to Hell" version, when talking to the demonic halfbreeds.
- Shapeshifting Excludes Clothing: Balthazar after the Big Bad reduces him to dust.
- Sidekick: Hennessy, Beeman and Chas Kramer.
- Sliding Scale of Adaptation Modification: The plot is loosely based on the Hellblazer story "Dangerous Habits". John's lung cancer, his argument with Gabriel (who exhibits more sympathy for him here), and Satan ripping the tumors from John's body are all taken from the comic. Other similarities include Gabriel panicking when found out by God (John mentions that "He" isn't happy about his angel schmoozing with the IRA), John cutting his wrists, Satan's trail of slime, and John flipping him off at the end.
- Slow Electricity: When Constantine and Angela Dodson are talking on the street, the streetlights begin to turn off (with clunking sounds) - first far away, then approaching them.
- Smoking Is Cool: Subverted, as John gets lung cancer and later, as he quits at the end of the movie (after Satan gets rid of the cancer).
- The Stinger: Chas dies but is resurrected as an angel. Constantine's not exactly thrilled at this development.
- Suicide Is Shameful: Suicide is deemed sinful enough to guarantee a soul a place in Hell, even if the attempt fails. Subverted at the end, when Constantine uses his suicide as a Heroic Sacrifice to save the Earth and convince Satan to send Angela's sister to Heaven, rather than barter for more time for himself. This act of self-sacrifice earns him a place in Heaven... until Lucifer heals him in the hopes that he'll mess it up before he dies again.
- Summon Bigger Fish: Lucifer actually saves the day because Constantine summoned him.
- Synchronized Swarming: One bug demon can do this.
- Tap on the Head: Constantine to the bar's bouncer the second time he goes there.
- Thanatos Gambit: It probably would have worked had he not flipped Satan the bird.
- The Only One Allowed to Defeat You: Part of Lucifer's intervention is basically this. He believes only he is allowed to take over the human realm, not his son.
- Where Does He Get All Those Wonderful Toys?: Beeman manages to acquire certain rare objects for Constantine...for a price.
Beeman: Yeah, easy there, hero. That's Dragon's Breath.
John Constantine: I thought you couldn't get it anymore.
Beeman: Yeah, well, I, uh, I know a guy who knows a guy.
- Winged Humanoid: Angels and half-demons.