is a 2006 supernatural horror/thriller... something
film starring Steven Strait, Taylor Kitsch, Toby Hemingway and Chace Crawford as your average bromance group
, allowing for plenty of possibly intentional homoerotic moments
.Four teenage boys
, have magic powers inherited from witches in colonial New England. When they're not jumping or driving off cliffs, the boys attend Spencer Academy
. At the start of the film, each boy is awaiting his 18th birthday
, when he will "ascend"
and increase in magical strength. But there's a catch: the magic is so addictive, it's "seductive," and the more it's used, the more the boys' bodies degrade and age prematurely. Enter Sarah, Caleb's love interest
, and Chase, a mysterious new transfer student
. You can imagine what follows.
Despite its potential, it is clear that the producers were trying to make a quick buck off the combination of hot guys and magic
, resulting in plenty of Narm
. In any event, it has an surprisingly large fanfic community
, so there's that.
This film contains examples of:
- Always Night: The majority of the film is well-lit, but dark.
- Ambiguously Brown: Kate
- Artistic License - Geography: Yup, Ipswich, MA, is right next to Marblehead and has many cliff-lined beaches.
- Battle in the Rain: The birthday battle at Putnam Barn gets pretty soaked.
- Blond Guys Are Evil: Reid has bleached blond hair and is indeed a dickhead. Though the Big Bad is dark haired.
- Cast from Lifespan: The more you use the power, the more it ages you. (Maybe this explains the Dawson Casting?) The main character's father is shown, who should be around 40, but looks closer to 100.
- This is only post-ascension. Before 18, they can cast spells all they want and won't age.
- Combo Platter Powers: Among the powers shown, the boys have flight/levitation, shapeshifting, augmenting physical activities (like swimming faster), making constructs (like the spiders), and other powers are implied, if not directly shown.
- Dark and Troubled Past: Not only does Chase have one, but his family's dark and troubled past can be traced back to the Salem Witch Trials.
- Depraved Homosexual: Between kissing Caleb, killing various people, and not denying Aaron's accusations, Chase qualifies.
- Distressed Damsel: Sarah.
- Flat Character: Tyler and Reid, to some extent.
- Going Commando: See Marilyn Maneuver below.
- Marilyn Maneuver: The boys use their powers to do this to a Fanservice Extra.
- Mr. Fanservice: The Sons of Ipswich.
- Heroic Sacrifice: Caleb's father wills him his power, killing himself in the process so that he can beat the villain.
- High School Dance: A Halloween Dance. Subverted since Caleb and Sarah never get there.
- Magic is Evil: Kinda. They keep as much evil overtone, especially emphasizing magic as deleterious and addictive, but the lead character is rarely anything but heroic.
- Mind over Matter: One of the powers the boys have.
- Never Found the Body: The Big Bad is seen thrown into a barn which then explodes. Nobody mentions finding a charred corpse. It was probably left as a Sequel Hook.
- New Transfer Student: Both Chase and Sarah are new to Spencer Academy. Sarah plays the Scholarship Student card while Chase plays the mysterious new kid.
- Nigh Invulnerable: With the power that the main characters have, it's apparently possible to survive a head-on collision with a semi truck.
- Parental Abandonment: Of the intentional variety. Chase killed his father to get his power and then murdered his stepparents, making it look like a car accident.
- Puberty Superpower: Their powers started young, but get stronger on their 18th birthday. It's referred to as 'ascending', but we don't really see much of it.
- Put on a Bus: Pogue, who is last seen in the hospital after Chase kicks his butt. The other two boys hardly even show up for the movie's climax, as they're at the Halloween dance to not arouse suspicion.
- Satellite Love Interest: Kate and Sarah's lives seem to revolve around their boyfriends.
- Self-Made Orphan: Subverted with Chase's biological parents, but played straight with his adopted parents.
- Sixth Ranger Traitor: Chase.
- She Cleans Up Nicely: While Sarah's attractiveness was never in question, Caleb does have this reaction when she gets dressed up for the Halloween dance.
- Shirtless Scene: Quite a few, with the most utterly gratuitous and egregious being a long, lingering shot of Steven Strait and Taylor Kitsch in skintight swimming briefs.
- Slipknot Ponytail: Sarah's hair is in an updo for the dance. Naturally it comes undone during the Final Battle.
- Spiritual Successor: To both The Craft and Charmed which were about female witches.
- Take That: At one point, just as they're about to drive off a cliff to escape the cops, Reid gives us this gem.
- The Quiet One: Tyler. He gets maybe five lines in the entire movie.
- Too Dumb to Live: Though both Kate and Sarah dabble in this, Pogue is surprisingly the worst offender. He escalates from petty jealousy and general jerk behavior towards the Big Bad to charging into a fight against someone he knows is much stronger than he is.
- Too Kinky to Torture: The look on Chase's face after Aaron punches him suggests this.
- Voluntary Shapeshifting: Chase does this to look like Caleb at one point. By extension, the other boys can too.
- Wild Teen Party: What the film opens with.
- Witch Species: These boys inherit their powers as descendants of the founders of the town.
- Wizards Live Longer: Inverted.