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Our intrepid adventurer or team of explorers has been tasked with a simple mission: Get someone from point A to point B. Unfortunately, the person they are tasked with escorting is a spoiled kid or otherwise Too Dumb to Live and while they know they need to be escorted, they have no qualms against running away, going on side missions, fiddling with artifacts they shouldn't be fiddling with, making noise and attracting enemies, and generally refusing to obey the people escorting them. It can remind you of a video game.

Worse yet, the adventurers don't have the authority (or the balls) to just discipline their charge, who is a princess, diplomat, or other important figure who they don't dare upset, and whose word might be believed over their own.

If the team is lucky, the escortee will get captured or hurt, teaching them that relying on their social status to get what they want doesn't work well in the real world. If they're unlucky, the escortee might decide to Ditch the Bodyguards and go out on his own.

Exactly why anyone is willing to take such a job voluntarily without being given the needed authority over the escortee is hard to explain without Genre Blindness. Or you were ordered to do it, or desperate, or didn't know what the person would be like, or were misled, etc.

Related to Badly Battered Babysitter, The Load. See also Escort Mission.


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    Anime and Manga 
  • One arc in the Bleach anime is about Ichigo bodyguarding princess Lurichiyo.
  • In Brave10, Kakei and Saizo get one when they escort Isanami back to Izumo.
  • Dragon Boy, the prototype one-shot that evolved into Dragon Ball, was about a strong young boy named Tanton escorting a snooty princess back to her home country. When she's not whining or insulting Tanton, she's cowering in fear of whatever comes their way.
  • Naruto:
    • The third movie involves Naruto, Kakashi, Sakura, and Rock Lee escorting a foreign prince and his son back to his homeland. The prince's son is a brat, and Naruto nigh-instantly gets fed up with him and tries to smack him upside the head.
    • Many Naruto filler arcs have a plot like this. It seems that every mission involves escorting a Jerkass Muggle.

    Comic Books 
  • Asterix & Obelix, where the person being escorted is a Spanish Prince, who tried holding his breath to get what he wanted. Obelix learned the same trick as well.
  • Tintin, whenever Abdullah appears. Abdullah is the only son and heir of Mohammed ben Kalish Ezab of Khemed, and is the most obnoxious, self-destructive, spoiled, bitey Crown Prince this planet has ever seen.
  • One comic starring the X-Babies, has Shadowcat "babysitting" them. Baby Wolverine is usually the most mischievous offender.
  • This is Agent 355's job throughout Y: The Last Man, escorting Yorick despite all the aggravation he causes her. She is specifically trained to protect people who are difficult however.

  • The entire premise of 16 Blocks.
  • Aliens downplays this, but once Newt is found, getting her to safety becomes one of the heroes' main goals.
  • Charles Bronson in Assassination (1987) has a scene when the first lady of the United States insists on riding in a open top convertible car. He replies that the last time the Secret Service allowed one of its "protectees" to ride in a convertible, it was JFK in Dallas...
  • Babylon A.D. revolves around a mercenary transporting a Messiah-like convent girl from war-torn Russia to New York City. Emphasized in the movie more than the novel (where Toorop and his charge just hops on the plane to Montreal rather than making a hazardous Border Crossing).
  • The Waterloo Station sequence in The Bourne Ultimatum.
  • Appears in both Conan the Barbarian (1982) and Conan the Destroyer as the reasons for Conan's quests, although the princess in the first movie barely appears and is much less annoying than the one in the second.
  • The titular character in Dutch has to escort his girlfriend's snotty son Doyle home from prep school. While he gets his own back plenty of times, Dutch can only go so far because he really wants to win Doyle over before proposing to his mom. He also refuses to abandon the boy no matter what, because that would end his relationship with the mother. Doyle senses all this and takes full advantage.
  • Clint Eastwood's The Gauntlet, where Clint has to escort a witness to the courthouse, but too many people are doing everything they can to make sure she doesn't make it there alive.
  • Nicolas Cage as a Secret Service Agent tasked with protecting the former First Lady in Guarding Tess. She routinely insults and demeans the agents charged with protecting her, uses the Emergency Button like she was calling room service, and leaves the house without telling them where she's going.
  • Princess Yuki in The Hidden Fortress is Trapped Behind Enemy Lines and the plot revolves around the heroes escorting her back to her homeland.
  • This happens a lot in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, although whether he's escorting Willie, Shortround, or both changes moment to moment.
  • The heart of Jurassic Park. Even more so is Jurassic Park III, complete with one of the people being escorted getting upset over having to listen to the dinosaur expert - on an island filled with dinosaurs.
    Alan Grant: (to his protégé, Billy) If I lose you, it's just me and the damn tourists.
  • In The Last Legion, the titular last legion must get the very young last emperor of Rome to Britain. The kid isn't as stupid as some other examples, but he still gets kidnapped pretty often.
  • One Shot involves a group of Navy SEALs trying to escort a prisoner off a black site island to prevent an attack when terrorists attack the island.
  • The second half of Pitch Black.
  • In Red Tails, the Tuskegee Airmen guard flights of vulnerable bombers over German territory in a Truth in Television example. Unlike many examples, they jump at the chance to do so, as it's the best opportunity they've gotten to prove what they can do.
    Colonel Bullard: We count our victories by the bombers we get to their targets, by the husbands we return to their wives, by the fathers we give back to their children. To the last minute, to the last man, we fight. We fight!
  • Spaceballs: Princess Vespa.
  • Star Wars, everywhere Amidala or Leia go.
  • 3:10 to Yuma (2007) features one as its main plot, as a posse escorts outlaw Russell Crowe's character to the nearest train station. At the climax, Russell Crowe's character's gang catches up to the group.
  • United 93's finale is built around a Live Action Escort To The Cockpit, but with a much more mature and serious walking MacGuffin.
  • This is the premise of Who's That Girl, with Madonna as the escortee.
  • X-Men Film Series:
    • The bulk of The Wolverine sees him protecting Mariko, for no other reason than he's a nice guy and he had a passing relationship with her grandfather.
    • In Logan, Wolverine's mission is to escort Laura to the Safe Zone Hope Spot at North Dakota.

  • Ciaphas Cain: During his stay on Gravalax, a planet half taken over by the Tau and their sympathizers, armed conflict breaks out between both sides initiated by genestealers on both sides. Cain is tasked with escorting the Tau back to safety in an Imperial Guard truck as the Tau's transport is shot down. Most of the Tau are all too happy to keep their heads down and follow Cain's directions, but one idiot among them overhears a Planetary Defense Forces checkpoint talking about how the Tau started it. The dumbass springs out of hiding to claim thery're all lies, the PDF refuse to stand down and are about to radio about the Guard traitors they've stopped, and Cain is forced to order his troops to shoot the PDF.
  • This is the main plot of Michael Chabon's novel Gentlemen of the Road. The two main characters (who are essentially mercenaries) have been asked to escort the son of a deposed and murdered king to relatives in another nation where he'll be safe, but all he wants to do is run back to the capitol to kill the usurper. Which they eventually agree to do. Also, the "prince" turns out to be a girl.
  • Convoy escort scenes from World War III novels like Red Storm Rising, although in this case the merchants do have an idea what they're doing.
  • Averted in The Tehran Contract by Gayle Rivers and James Hudson. The mercenary team hired to get some upper class Iranian teenagers out of the country quickly make it clear who's boss. The first person protagonist concludes that their snooty attitude actually makes things easier, as the mercs don't have to empathize with the teenagers — they're just a package that has to be delivered.
  • Subverted in the short story "Upon the King..." by Michael Gilbert (collected in Game Without Rules). A young Middle Eastern prince is being schooled in England when his father dies. British agents Mr. Calder and Mr. Behrens have the task of protecting him until he returns home to be crowned; there are elements both in and out of his country who'd like to arrange a scandal. Despite a few early bad decisions, when he catches on to the plot against him, he gets himself out of the trap before Mr. Calder and Mr. Behrens can rescue him. They, especially Mr. Behrens, are quite favorably impressed.

    Live-Action TV 
  • An episode of The A-Team has the team hired to escort an African princess to her wedding.
  • A common storyline in Burn Notice, considering the We Help the Helpless series premise. Most notable in "False Flag," in which the threat and the escortee swap roles halfway through.
  • In The Greatest American Hero episode, "The Hit Car," Bill and Ralph transport a gun moll to court. Unfortunately, she is seemingly a complete flake who insist of being driven to the courthouse, a journey which the heroes are repeatedly attacked by hit men where Ralph and his super suit is the only means of fighting them off. Eventually, they get the woman to court, only to have her plead the Fifth and they realize the whole gauntlet was arranged specifically to target Bill. The partner's differing reactions are worth noting; the badly battered Bill Maxwell is all 'oh damn' but Ralph is furious.
  • In an episode of I Spy, the agents are assigned to protect a spoiled teenage Middle East king who they come to hate. However, when they are dumped in the desert to die by villains who include a pre-Star Trek Walter Koenig he knows more about desert survival, helping them to stay alive.
  • Inverted in the first season The Man from U.N.C.L.E. episode "The Four-Steps Affair" where Solo and Kuryakin are tasked to prevent THRUSH from kidnapping the 10 year old leader of an Asian country. The boy, far from being spoiled, is at least as (if not more) mature and worldly wise than his caretakers:
    [Solo and an U.N.C.L.E. strike team have managed to free the boy lama Miki, but the leaders of the THRUSH plot to kill the boy have fled. Solo prepares to pursue them]
    Miki: Wait! [Solo stops] Are those two not already finished? You know their faces. Their own organization will know they've failed. Surely they could not be running to any sort of freedom.
    Napoleon Solo [looks at the boy quizzically]: Ten years old? [looks at Kuryakin]
    Illya Kuryakin: I don't believe it either.
  • No Heroics has Time Bomb hired to escort an obnoxious spoiled princeling
    Time Bomb: Listen, I'm going to have a little sleep now so, you just wake me up when you've been assassinated.
  • On Person of Interest, this is extremely common given the way in which John Reese has very little information about what is going to happen to the potential victim. Rather justified, as to the persons of interest, having a random stranger appear and begin shooting at the people that are trying to kill you isn't really an invitation to stick around.
  • The "diplomat" version occurs in Stargate SG-1. SG-1 is ordered to escort members of the IOA to the Alpha site. When it is overrun by carnivorous bugs, the IOA delegates demand that SG-1 continue protecting them. They do refuse to obey orders a bit at first but when they see how serious the situation is, most of them shape up.
  • In the Stargate Atlantis episode "Harmony", the team has to get the titular bratty pre-teen princess to a set of ruins deep in the forest to perform a ritual that will make her queen.
  • In the Starsky & Hutch episode, "Death Ride", the two are assigned to escort a mobster's daughter from San Francisco to Bay City. It turned out they were a Decoy Convoy, as there was a snitch at the precinct feeding information to the people who wanted her dead.
  • True Detective has Rust forcibly escorting a biker gang member through a shootout between the biker's gang and local drug dealers. Rust has to keep punching the biker to keep him compliant. The whole sequence is shot as a Oner.
  • The Professionals. Bodie and Doyle are assigned by their boss Cowley to protect an Arab dignitary. They find themselves being pursued by a number of assassins, and later discover that even Cowley isn't giving all the support he could because they're serving as The Bait. At the end of the episode it turns out the dignitary was a fake as well.

    Tabletop Games 
  • The Warhammer Fantasy Roleplay scenario book The Dying of the Light turns into an escort mission — with a supernatually annoying escortee — for most of its second half.

    Western Animation 
  • In the Ruby-Spears Mega Man cartoon, Mega had to escort Brain Bot, a superintelligent robot, to California. Not only did he not know when to quit messing with things and trying to "fix" them, Wily also had his sights on the brainy 'bot.
  • In Mulan II, Mulan and Shang are escorting three princesses to meet their husbands.
  • One of the funniest episodes of Teen Titans (2003) was in season 5, where Raven got sent alone to escort three "younger" heroes to a safehouse from the Big Bad types trying to kidnap them. No one told her that the oldest was 4, and the youngest still in diapers. Hilarity Ensues all around. Especially when they stop for the night. Take note, when asked to tell a bedtime story she slightly dumbs down the Trigon arc into a hilariously funny tale of horror for the little kids.
  • World of Quest is an entire series of this. Quest himself is tricked into it, the others just like Quest and think it'll be fun. The escortee, Prince Nestor, is an incompetent jackass most of the time.(Though he becomes relatively useful in fights, his ego still causes way more problems than his skills can fix, particularly since the other members of the party are still way more useful in fights.)