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Fanfic / Twila The Girl Who Waz In Luv With A Vampyre

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Twila The Girl Who Waz In Luv With A Vampyre (the original was removed from Fanfiction Dot Net) is one of the more memorable of the over 9000 Troll Fics that arose in the wake of My Immortal. It is essentially Twilight retold in a parody of Tara Gilesbie's imitatable style, from the point of view of an OC named "Twila Beatiful Psyco Topaz Cullen" (although she's obviously not Cullen at the beginning) who goes to High School in "waschington" and takes the role of Bella, who's been cast in the role of a straw antagonist.

Ironically, someone wrote a werewolf and preppy version, Aurora Tha Grl Who Waz In Luuv Wik Werwolf

Compare Forbiden Fruit: The Tempation of Edward Cullen, which, in spite of superior spelling and prose, is arguably even more outrageous.

Twila The Girl Who Waz In Luv With A Vampyre contains examples of:

  • Dropped a Bridge on Him: In chapter 12, it is mentioned that Jacob died sadly in an "axident" which is never fully explained.note 
  • Emo Teen: As with My Immortal, most of the protagonists are this, being exceptionally whiny teenagers with self-harm tendencies.
  • Extreme Omnivore: Twila, Edward, and Hamez when they eat Bella's bed after killing her.
  • Expy: Considering her name (Twila Beautiful Psyco Topaz Sad'ness Damian Cullen, and Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way) and the nature of the fic, Twila's a pretty good replacement for Ebony
  • Eye Scream: When Hamez appears in Twila & Edward's bedroom in the middle of the night, Ed "shine[s] his gloriosus teeth" in the intruder's face, "temporerily blind[ing him] for life".
  • Fish out of Water: After causing a "diserbance" at her normal school, Twila is transferred to "Mount Saint Prepz Acadamy" (established 1847).
  • Follow the Leader: The story is just one of the many Troll Fics created at the wake of My Immortal.
  • Gorn: "n blood poured out everywere n alice ate it."
  • Gratuitous "Spanfish": Probably used as an homage to the Gratuitous Japanese in My Immortal.
  • Heroic BSoD: Edward has one of these when Twila pretends to dump him in favor of his dad.
  • Humanoid Abomination: Hamez, who looks like an average Spanish man, but also has glowing eyes, claws that were sharp enough to kill Twila and Edward, the ability to float and shake an entire cave with his rage.
  • Informed Loner: Twila, who immediately befriends the Cullens despite having previously established herself as a "missenthrop".
  • Jive Turkey: Found in the aforementioned Funny Moments.
  • Love at First Sight: There is no build-up between Twila and Edward meeting each other and them beginning to have a relationship. It happens as soon as they meet. The same happens with Emmet and Gerard Way.
  • No Ending: The current posted version lacks chapters 13 and 14. Even in its full version, the author didn't actually finish Chapter 14 because "Swooney Toad" came on TV and she had to watch it.
  • Our Vampires Are Different: Interestingly inverted compared to its source story, Twilight. Here, vampires are slightly closer to a pop culture vampire style as they can turn into bats, and they are never mentioned to be able to sparkle under sunlight.
  • Out of Character: Like the story that inspired this one, everyone is out-of-character except the title character.
  • Overly Long Name: "Twila Beatiful Psyco Topaz Cullen", and later "Twila Beautiful Psyco Topaz Sad'ness Damian Cullen"
  • Posthumous Narration: Twila is killed in Chapter 13.
  • Product Placement: "we had berger king 4 diner"
  • Psycho Lesbian: Alice toward Twila, but only in Chapter 2.
  • Recursive Canon: It's implied that Twilight exists In-Universe by the fact Bella is stated to have posters depicting Edward in her bedroom.
  • Rouge Angles of Satin: The title is only the start.
  • Shout-Out:
  • Sidekick: Twila's sister "Midnite", very briefly.
  • There Is No Kill Like Overkill: When they're going to kill Bella Hamez gives Twila a sword and Edward a syringe full of cyanide. And after they kill her they eat her bed.
  • Tears of Blood: Apparently it's the blood of their victims.
  • Technicolor Eyes: Hers are topaz and "Midnite's" are magenta.
  • Troll Fic: When the first chapter flat out has the main character engage in a rap battle, you know not a single word written is meant to be taken seriously.
  • Viva Las Vegas!: The characters go to "Vegass" briefly, where "Carlile" gets married to Jacob.
  • Voluntary Shapeshifting: Vampires can turn into bats.
  • Xtreme Kool Letterz: The letter Z is often used in words that should be spelled with S.
  • Yandere: Alice toward Twila in Chapter 2. Jasper, too, when he tries to make Midnight kill herself so he can pursue Twila.
  • You Keep Using That Word: "omfg i would have an organism lololol"