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A teen anime demon girl hailing from Asia with a love for military hardware, fast living and over-the-top mischief. Driving an armored car, she's filled with attitude and delivers on it. Her signature weapons are a mortar and skull balls.
  • Animesque: Has this design due to coming from an anime from Japan.
  • Badass Adorable: Fits this trope to a T. She looks so adorable on the outside, and yet she's one of the most aggressive drivers on the show. In fact, her intro even has her beating up the cameraman before running him over with her car.
  • Bare Your Midriff
  • BFG: Her mortar.
  • Meaningful Name: Has violet hair and wears violet clothes. It's also one letter off from "violent", which is pretty much what she is.
  • Perky Goth
  • You Gotta Have Blue Hair: Violet, in this case.

    B.T. Bruno 
A former construction worker with a heart of gold and a love for Elvis Presley. Befitting his former profession, he drives a bulldozer and uses hammers of various sizes as his main weapons.
  • And Call Him "George"!: Unintentionally does this to the third child in his ending.
  • Bare Your Midriff: Albeit unintentionally.
  • Does Not Know His Own Strength: His ending (which shows him appear in an ad for older step-brothers) has him accidentally subject the younger children to all sorts of abuses due to him underestimating his own strength. It's all Played for Laughs, though.
  • Drop the Hammer: His signature weapon is a large hammer that he can use to squash his opponents flat. He also throws out smaller ones as his normal weapon.
  • Eagleland: Looks like a Type 2 (overweight and boisterous), but is in fact a mixed type (generally a nice person to be around in spite of his flaws).
  • Expy: Of Elvis Presley. In his intro, he even states that he wants to be an entertainer just like him.
  • Fat Bastard: Subverted; he's actually a Nice Guy (albeit one who Does Not Know His Own Strength).
  • Nice Guy: Though it only shows up in the manual and his ending, when off the track he's actually a rather nice fellow. Just don't let him hug you...
  • Stout Strength: Despite his obesity, he's shown to be strong enough to send objects like an American Football and an unfortunate boy flying without even trying, as well as unintentionally breaking another child's bones with a hug.

A demented imp who was so chaotic, the other denizens of Hell kicked him out due to his instability. He eventually landed himself a role on Cel Damage due to his affinity for carnage. He drives a six-wheeled ATV and uses a woodchipper as his signature weapon as well as being able to throw fireballs at other people.
  • Blood Knight: Clearly enjoys blowing people up on the show.
  • Cloudcuckoolander: Par excellence.
  • Cordon Bleugh Chef: As shown in his ending which has him take part on a cooking show, he can't even cook proper meals to save his life.
  • Mascot: Seems to be this for the game.
  • Our Demons Are Different: Apparently, some of them have issues like this guy...
  • Playing with Fire: As a demon from Hell, he obviously has this as an ability, namely in the form of throwing fireballs at his opponents as well as breathing fire as shown in his intro and ending.
  • Toilet Humor: Nearly anything that comes out of his mouth is pretty much this. He's also shown in the intro to not be house-trained, as evidenced by the yellow puddle near him.
  • Too Kinky to Torture: Some of his quotes paint him in this light.
    Sinder: I could use a good smack on the head!
  • Too Spicy for Yog-Sothoth: How bad is he? Even Satan himself couldn't take his crap anymore, and threw him out.
  • Weapons That Suck: His woodchipper weapon, which is like the vaccuum, but with a nasty surprise.

    Dominique Trix 
A French-accented dominatrix who revels in dominating her opponents on the show, seeing it as stress relief. She drives a fancy Cadillac and uses a dynamite-tipped crossbow and spiked balls as her weapons.

    Fowl Mouth 
A hard-boiled gangster duck hailing from a 1930's-era gangster movie where cartoons were in black and white. Cocky and brash, he drives a monochrome convertible and uses a tommy gun and bricks as his weapons.
  • An Offer You Can't Refuse: His intro has him sneak into the Cel Damage lot, break into the producer's trailer and pull this off on him in exchange for being made a star of the show. Of course, it didn't quite occur to him that he already was one...
    Producer: Ugh, actors...
  • Deliberately Monochrome: Both he and his car are in black and white due to them coming from the 1930's. It even pops up in one of his quotes.
    Fowl Mouth: Black and white this!
  • Feathered Fiend: A mobster duck with a penchant for whacking people who tick him off.
  • Meaningful Name: A foul fowl with a foul mouth.
  • More Dakka: His signature tommy gun. Unlike the gatling gun, which locks onto the nearest opponent, his fires in a spread shot.
  • Shame If Something Happened: Says this in one of his quotes:
    Fowl Mouth: It'd be a shame if something were to happen to your car.
  • Sir Swears-a-Lot: Befitting his name, dude has quite a potty mouth (albeit censored).

A rather awkward nerd who excels at creating vehicles, weapons and other contraptions. Unlike the other competitors, Flemming drives a hovercraft as opposed to a regular car and uses laser cannons and shuriken as his weapons.
  • Badass Bookworm: Though he's a right nerd in more ways than one, he's still capable of holding his own against the other competitors.
  • Butt-Monkey: To say the least, the world doesn't really treat him very well. In Fowl Mouth's ending for instance, when digging a hole for him he gets blasted with water from a burst water pipe, electrocuted from an electric line and blown away by a gas leak.
  • The Dog Bites Back: His ending has him form a talk show called Simply Bruce, which is little more than a vehicle for him to get back at his old tormentors.
  • Frickin' Laser Beams: His signature weapon has him fire lasers that bounce off of anything they hit.
  • Gadgeteer Genius: As mentioned above and below, he made his own vehicle and weapons himself.
  • Momma's Boy: Uh-huh.
  • Nerd: No shit, Sherlock.
  • Opaque Nerd Glasses: Wears quite a pair.
  • Otaku: Seems to be this, if him using shuriken as his throwing weapon is any indication.
  • The Smart Guy: Of the roster. The fact that he made his own vehicle and weapons certainly makes him this.

Guest stars

Tropes for the characters as a whole:
  • Secret Character: They can all be unlocked by clearing all their respective levels in every modenote .
    Whack Angus 
A red, anthropomorphic bull who drives a barn-esque tractor and packs a seething hatred of meat eaters, he serves as the guest star of the desert stages.

    T. Wrecks 
A vain, self-absorbed Tyrannosaurus Rex in a tacky red suit who drives a monster truck, he serves as the guest star of the jungle area.
  • Bad with the Bone: Uses a bunch of bones as his throwing weapon.
  • Everything's Better with Dinosaurs: Or not, when they're as douchey as this guy.
  • Expy: Is one to Godzilla, as revealed on the Cel Damage HD website and him saying "I did that to Tokyo once."
  • Gold Tooth: Has quite a good few in his mouth.
  • Incredible Shrinking Man: His shrink ray can induce this effect on his rivals, leaving them unable to use their weapons or turbo boosts until it wears off.
  • It's All About Me: Dude only thinks of himself and nothing else.
  • Jerkass: And how!
  • The Prima Donna: Believes himself to be the star of the show and prone to making unreasonable demands when things go south for him.
  • Smug Snake: Always thinks highly of himself and loses his shit when things don't go his way.

    Count Earl 
A vampire with a vampire-themed sports car as his signature ride, he acts as the guest star of the Transylvania stages.
  • BFG: His personal weapon is a large heat-seeking missile that tracks down the nearest target, although using it is pretty hard (not to mention exploding instantly if you throw a weapon at it).
  • Brilliant, but Lazy: Seems to be this, if some of his quotes are any indication.
    Count Earl: Oh great, now I have to speed up!
    Count Earl: Now I have to work even harder!
    Count Earl: For this, I left my nice warm coffin?!
  • Card-Carrying Villain: One of his quotes even describes him as such.
    Count Earl: What did you expect? I'm evil!
  • Deadpan Snarker: Pun aside, he occasionally has his moments.
  • Our Vampires Are Different: For one thing, he doesn't seem too bothered by sunlight when used in the daytime stages.

    Brian the Brain 
An alien brain in a jar who drives a futuristic tank as his personal vehicle, he serves as the guest star of the space levels.
  • Action Bomb: His personal weapon is a nuclear mine that when placed will explode after a while, dealing considerable damage to anyone who gets too near.
  • Brain in a Jar: Obviously. And with fish inexplicably swimming around inside.
  • Machine Monotone: How he usually speaks.
  • Was Once a Man: Probably, since he still has his spinal cord attached to him.

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