Weird dreams

Had about 2 or 3.

One involved a Badass Family aiming to take down the Brazilian mafia... And somewhere along the way, the kids become Team Skull Grunts on motorbikes. And abruptly change back.

Another involved various sports (I remember basketball and hockey) among cosplayers of Final Fantasy and Pokémon characters, but half the pokemon ones were non-existant. Somehow I wasn't really bothered... I do remember one part in particular, the hockey part. There was only 1 goal, and it was like a juggernaut match (1 vs everyone else); it was the guy that looked like Sephiroth vs everyone else. I don't remember the outcome.

Last night I dreamt that David Gilmour was at my house, saw a scarf I had knit, and said it was good. I freaked out. There was more but it's pretty foggy.

edited 3rd Apr '17 6:10:18 AM by HowInKraidable

I slept for about 12 hours so I had some doozies.

The only one I remember is that I was in my former hometown. I was in a building that in Real Life used to be a video store, and then a scummy looking pet store. I was in there, and I had found that it was now an antique store of some kind. I kept looking at some old newspapers and photographs they had in there.

I wandered across the street to where a laundromat is, and found that the insurance building next to it had a Wendy's in it. But it was actually a small convenience store that just happened to also sell Wendy's food. I kept trying to post pictures of it to Facebook, but ended up posting a picture of my cat instead.

I had this one where I was fighting an octopus Final Boss in a Star Fox-like game. Basically, it was an Earth-sized orange octopus with red lasers connecting each tentacle and the space you fought it in was dark orange as well. It was a Getback Here Boss had no real attacks except if you rammed its lasers, which was a One-Hit Kill.

You had to kill it before it reached Earth. I remember there was a Non-Standard Game Over ^note  which, of course involved the world being blown up if you failed to kill it before the time ran out, but not if you died to it, oddly. I remember the Super Smash Bros. Brawl remix of the Airship theme from Mario playing and I think you had as much time as one or two full loops of that song. Finally, I saw that someone ^note (I think it was a chubby girl, one year below me) needed help with beating this boss, which was apparently our homework?

edited 4th Apr '17 4:47:37 AM by StarAndroidJaguar

Most of the dream that I remember having last night pretty much amounted to me just playing Yooka-Laylee on the Nintendo Switch. That was pretty much it. The dream did go back and forth between just me playing the game or actually being Yooka in the game.

I'm getting the feeling that I really can't wait to play that game.

Same.

My dream last night was pretty interesting. It started with my mom driving me, my brothers, and someone else (I think it was my grandma) to go shopping. As we were driving, my mom told us that if we didn't have shoes on, we couldn't leave the car. Then she stopped at some sort of daycare/preschool.

After that, my mom and my grandma kinda disappeared from the dream. The next thing I remember was my brothers and I in the lobby of the daycare. We were pulling some kind of prank where we tricked people into thinking we had a dog with us, just to see the look of disappointment on their faces when it turned out that we didn't.

After that, my brothers disappeared from the dream too. Then I was with Lock, Shock, and Barrel in the daycare lobby (I think I became a Nightmare Before Christmas character as well, but I can't remember.) We had to fight an enormous dragon. Unfortunately, none of us had shoes, so we had to stay on a single platform and wait for the dragon to get close before we could attack.

Later in the battle, I somehow got a pair of shoes, so I had to go down from the platform and fight the dragon on foot. I asked Lock, Shock, and Barrel if they would be okay on their own, but as I was about to find out, I should have been more scared for myself.

Once I got down to the ground, the dragon turned his attention away from the platform and started only attacking me. At first, his attacks were mostly what you'd expect - fire breath, claws, stuff like that. But then there was one part of the battle where he swallowed me whole. I can't remember how I got out, but I did somehow.

After that, the dragon somehow got a (human-sized) crossbow, and started shooting arrows at me. He started taunting me, telling me the wrong directions to move to dodge the arrows. But I didn't know where the cardinal directions (NESW) were from my position, so the dragon stopped attacking to explain where they were. Then he started shooting again.

At this point in the battle, I had nothing but a tiny shield. The dragon held his crossbow right in front of my face, and started moving his hand back and forth really quickly so I would have to match his movements with my shield. Eventually, he was moving so fast that I didn't think I could keep up, so I just dove out of the way. This made the dragon laugh so much that he decided to spare all of us.

Two Roblox-related ones.

One of them, I was the admin of a place I visit frequently and I'm still thinking of applying irl and turned myself into a giant for kicks.

The other one was mildly NSFW / Squicky. I was in what was basically a Balloon Belly fetish place that somehow didn't get blocked. There was no nudity except of the head, stomach and possibly limbs. Anyway, you could change exactly how big you were. There was another user named "bittyhearthelium" or something like that.

Don't you hate it when dreams feel so real at first? Last night, I dreamed that I was lying in bed just like in real life, only before I went to sleep that night, I had gone on Forum Games and started a thread called "Furry porn". The thread wasn't actually about porn at all, I just thought it would be funny to call a thread that. But it was still a spam thread, so I was terrified that I would get banned for it. After I woke up and was lying in bed for real, I tried to remember whether or not I really had started that thread, when I suddenly realized that it was just a stupid dream.

I had a dream where I was using a random pokemon generator. The top left result came with a Skarmory with a move named Holy Handgrenade (of Antioch). Then I looked up Skarmory on Bulbapedia and there it was, listed as an egg move! Actually, this "Holy Handgrenade" move was like Hammer Arm, except it had no side effects (Hammer Arm lowers your speed by 1 if successful). Then I dreamt I posted this dream.

edited 7th Apr '17 8:15:53 AM by StarAndroidJaguar

I can barely remember what dream I had last night, but here are a few highlights that I remember:

• A company that I applied to during my awake time said they need more people for their stores in Chicago. Like I'll be able to go there?
• Mom decides to arrange a road trip lasting the majority of the year.
• Some event taking place in a parking garage...

edited 7th Apr '17 7:35:12 AM by Berrenta

There was a sequel to Stardew Valley (because really, the best dreams are straight-up wish fulfillment)!

There were new houses in the south part of town. One belonged to Sebastian, and one belonged to a mouse. He was a Reality Warper called Puzzle Mouse, and his house was like a level of Monument Valley or an MC Escher painting. I spent almost the entire dream trying to get out of Puzzle Mouse's puzzle house.

House of Mouse? Hooray for Accidental Puns.

I had a whopping 4 dreams, all in one night.

One involved my chemistry teacher swapping her brain with a black cat. The cat looked like a mascot costume, but was actually real. Then one of the swapped pair tried to break an In Name Only quantum computer until the other intervened.

Then there was one involving a racing game(?) Specifically, what can be considered to be called the final level, which looked like the troper namer for Lethal Lava Land. There were anti-gravity metal mesh boxes everywhere, which you could actually drive on. You could also transform to attack the others. It seemed to be battle-based, because there was a sudden death round where a "Universe-Destroying Button" appeared in the centre of the field.

The third one involved The Lion King being turned into a platformer along the lines of LittleBigPlanet, in that you could grab things.

The fourth one was a Giant Brawl on Final Destination. I remember there was Luigi, Yoshi, Peach (who was sometimes was Jigglypuff) and a fourth person (I think it was Mario). At one point, Peach/Jigglypuff triggered a glitch which permanently made her absolutely huge, turning into a complete Game-Breaker. Despite all this, Luigi still stayed alive, on one stock and being KO'd right after time ran out.

Sudden Death still took place, except Peach/Jigglypuff was now Fox, and both Fox and Luigi were normal-sized. The sudden death match was a Curb-Stomp Battle in Fox's favour (I think he solo WOMBO COMBO'd him).

edited 8th Apr '17 1:29:04 AM by StarAndroidJaguar

Had two weird dreams last night.

The first one was a new SMT/Persona game, a combination of Persona 4 and Persona 5. It was in VR and multi-player, and to be a certain character, you should have a backpack with the character's theme color. I was apparently Chie and/or Anna.

The second part of the dream took place in Japan, where I was on a vacation with my dad and sister. We went to a local restaurant, and my dad tried to order something. He acted pretty rude, and I was disappointed/embarassed.
Somehow, I woke up crying.

In both of these segments, there was this Running Gag or Brick Joke in which I had an app, which upon activation, caused Snake to chase me.

edited 8th Apr '17 3:05:17 AM by ActualBeatrice

Last night was another Random Events Plot that I don't remember much about except the following:

I was watching Tangled and realized I could change what happened in the movie by writing things in a book that apparently came with the movie. I wound up accidentally turning Eugene into an Ax Crazy version of Hans and ruined the movie.

Then the dream abruptly changed to an episode of Star Wars Rebels involving some of the main characters from both that show (I remember seeing Ezra and Hera) teaming up with Baze Malbus to rescue a captured Jar Jar Binks. (Yes, really. ) When they got there, Baze shot a strange object out of his gun that became a portal to a safe planet. When Jar Jar tried entering it, though, he got an electrical shock that knocked him unconscious. When this happened, the other character simply pushed him out of the way and kicked him a few times before entering the portal themselves without him. All was not lost for Jar Jar, though. When he came to, he expertly evaded all the attack drones sent after him, stole a cargo ship, and escaped almost completely by himself. (Some white-haired young woman escaped with him.)

Then they both suddenly turned into Lilo And Stitch and the ship turned into a grocery bag that the two were using to parachute into Hawaii. They landed, and the rest of the dream was just antics with Lilo, Stitch, and Nani until I woke up.

edited 9th Apr '17 7:51:05 AM by kablammin45

So much happened in my dreams last night that I can't remember it all, but I'll try.

The first part centered around Oogie Boogie, who in this dream lived under the streets of New York City. For some reason, in this dream, his archenemy was Judy Hopps. She found his underground lair, and he pretended to be reformed now, while secretly planning to kill her later. But eventually, he came to actually be friends with her, and reluctantly told her what he had been planning. She instantly forgave him, and he made a Heel–Face Turn.

The next part is the one I remember the least. My family and I were at Disney World, at some (made up) Nightmare Before Christmas-themed attraction. I don't really remember what happened there.

Next, it cut to two giant robots fighting in space. Their fight was apparently going to cause damage to certain, very specific parts of the world, so many people who had to be evacuated. My family was in one of the places that had to be evacuated, but because I was sick in the dream, they sent me to stay with my aunt, who in this dream, lived in a retirement home and shared a room with another woman who... wasn't the soundest of mind. They both had the same illness I did.

I had a dream recently wherein I was Cloud, going through the story of the game. Then it turned out that, in a case of Decomposite Character, there was an another party member in the story that I had "forgotten" about named Chris. Chris was supposed to be a horrible case of Rummage Sale Reject - and also instead of Cloud, he was apparently the one to experience the events of Nibelheim 4 years ago. Cloud instead, in my dream, was apparently a Vanilla Protagonist Flat Character. Then it got weird when, as I was going over the story, I somehow "skipped" the part where Chris was "supposed" to join (it was at some point between Aerith joining and the party leaving Midgar) (Did I mix him with Red XIII?) and thus my subconscious had no clue about what to do in Kalm. That was the point when my dream got real weird, like it had been struck by a Game-Breaking Bug. When I woke up, I needed a moment to clear my head, just to clarify whether or not I had misremembered the events of a game I played so much as a child. Then I was certain that no, "Chris" never existed. My hypothesis afterwards was that since I had started dreaming about a character so significantly defined by his background, my subconscious got into a knot trying to set the idea that "I am Cloud Strife" and invented the character of Chris to essentially play the role of Cloud in Broad Strokes while moving myself into an outside observer. But when Chris was "supposed" to join the party, my subconscious got into another knot because such an event, after all, did not happen in canon. Those of you who happen to be experts on this subject, do you think my hypothesis might be correct?

Has anyone here played the Super Solvers games? If not, then here's a little context for my dream last night: Despite being part of an Edutainment Game series for kids, Midnight Rescue is surprisingly unnerving in some ways. The series' YMMV page even compares it to Five Nights at Freddy's because you're in an empty building, being hunted by creepy robots.

Anyway, in my dream last night, I was playing a new sequel to Midnight Rescue that took the creepiness levels Up To Eleven. Unlike the original, which was 2D with sprites, this was a 3D first-person game. And the Shady Glen school was much bigger in this dream's game than in the original.

Anyway, the dream started with Morty Maxwell, who in this version was roaming around on his own, finding me and calling all of the robots to come get me. But I had only just started playing, and I didn't know where to go to hide.

As I ran from the robots, I eventually stumbled into the auditorium, when suddenly, the lights went out, and Morty called off the robots to have me play some sort of minigame. He would show a short clip on the auditorium's big screen, and I would have to follow certain instructions to win the minigame. For the first clip, it showed a creepy castle with a person walking into the front door. All I had to do for this game was to walk down the aisle to make the person walk into the castle. As I walked down the aisle, I suddenly turned around and realized that one of the robots was following me, so I ran down the aisle. I won that minigame.

The next clip showed a batter about to hit a baseball. I had to move in a certain way to get him to hit the ball, but I lost that minigame, and I went right back to being chased by the robots.

edited 10th Apr '17 3:59:21 AM by DrNoPuma

I had this weird dream a few days ago, where I met a troper in real life! It's fdiaperhead, specifically. We met in a local internet cafe nearby, but she doesn't know I'm actually anza_sb the troper.

I had a dream where I was playing Pokémon Moon, except I found out about a new battle style called "Vore battle" (Yes, that kind of vore), which was the same as the single battle, except the winner got to eat the loser.

Also, there was a new Z-crystal that made your player character do the crash dance.

Last night, I dreamt that DrNoPuma returned to Hunger Games Simulation and nominated Darkrai and Stitch, but the Stitch pic that he used was a group photo of the ohana waving palm fronds, with Stitch sitting on Lilo's back. However, the experiment was light purple and had Glowing Eyes of Doom. I asked Puma if that was the SiIvaGunner version of Stitch because of his eyes, but I wasn't able to find out the answer because I woke up.

Edited by TroperNo9001 on May 23rd 2022 at 10:13:39 PM

My mom and I were staying at some weird hotel that had a goose theme. All the hallways were slanted and had trapdoors in them, and the caretaker was some crazy old lady.

Most of my dreams last night consisted of fake movies and TV show episodes that I was watching on a TV, though I can only remember two distinctly:

The first one was a movie about a lonely and curmudgeonly cartoonist who had the spice go out of his life and could never enjoy it, only for a magic pen he discovered in his studio to cause him to switch bodies with the Funny Animal protagonist of his cartoons (who, in-dream was actually the main character of my own stories/cartoons). The rest of the "movie" was a dramedy where the cartoonist-as-toon experienced what it was like to be a cartoon character (and re-learning how to enjoy life in the process) while hilarity ensued as the cartoon character-as-cartoonist tried to adjust to being in the real world. I remember there was a plot point about the cartoon character inadvertently getting the cartoonist back together with the cartoonist's ex-girlfriend/wife. I don't remember how this one ended, though I think it was the expected ending of the cartoonist and toon switching back with the cartoonist having a new appreciation for life or something, maybe even with the cartoonist and his girlfriend/wife using the magic pen to visit the cartoon world.

The second one was a fake episode of Ben 10 (it was the reboot, which I haven't even watched an episode of at this point) that revolved around some giant alien frog woman trying to steal the Omnitrix from Ben. The frog woman ended up getting herself killed trying to get it (but not before the Omnitrix registered her DNA), but when Ben tried using the Omnitrix later, it automatically turned him into said frog woman, both physically, mentally and apparently permanently, and the rest of the episode's conflict came from Gwen and Grandpa Max trying to restore Ben to normal.

There were other programs I remember watching though I don't remember all that happened in them. (Though I know one of the other programs was a Peanuts special of some sort and another involved Sesame Street.) I remember that when the last program ended, it went to a sign-off sequence where some quiet, slow song sung by and played over people (mostly kids) getting into bed for the night and ending with the channel logo appearing over a night sky as an announcer said something like: "(channel name) has gone to bed for the night! You have a good night, too, okay?" After it ended, it began playing previews for old Disney Sing-Along Songs tapes for some reason. I woke up a short time later.

I was in this huge, rambling house with hundreds of rooms, though it was very empty and had almost no furniture in it. I was explaining what THAC is to 2 guys from my class, taking care to point out that the Troy in question is Troy Wagner, the creator of Marble Hornets. Then me and one of the guys were wandering around the rooms, and stopped to look into one; there was a man in a red shirt sitting on a couch, smiling smugly at us. For some reason this terrified us and we took off running, trying to escape the house, but the layout was so confusing and tangled we were just going in circles. Suddenly I realized the man was Troy Wagner, which meant he was messing with us by scaring us, so we both chilled right out and went into the room to hang out with him.

Also, for some reason Troy looked exactly like Sheldon from the Big Bang Theory.

So, last night's one was pretty convoluted.

I was at my father's former house, along with him and his family. Somebody told me that we were about to have some kind of family gathering (I hate those things) and that I wasn't allowed to go anywhere, at least not until everybody else had arrived and I had greeted them. So, obviously I walked out of the door the second nobody was looking in my direction.

Then they sent Captain America after me. He caught up to me pretty fast, but apparently he was trying to avoid somebody else as well, so I helped him hide in a pile of snow. Whoever was after him passed by, but remained nearby. Then all the snow melted, and a thick bright green grass sprouted all around. Somehow, the person after Cap somehow Failed a Spot Check with him laying prone in the middle of the lawn, looking as conspicuous as ever. We went our separate ways after that, which for me meant I headed off into the forest. I came across a giant talking mosquito and a very distinct-looking girl (she had neat chin-length reddish-brown hair, was wearing something like a tunic under some seemingly golden armour, and she carried a strange Blade On A Stick type of weapon), and the mosquito asked me to join them.

A time skip happened. The three of us were now on boats in a Venice-like place. With us was a strange long-haired man who wore a suit, and was apparently the owner of the boats. We were looking for some kind of secret entrance in the canal, but we soon encountered an aquatic monster. It resembled an octopus, but it had a large deformed head with a huge lower jaw, and its tentacles were wispy and frail. Anyway, the monster alarmed us at first, but its attacks on the boats didn't really do anything. While this was happening, I got into an argument with the long-haired suit man when he used wrong pronouns while referring to the rest of the group (who were all female, even the talking mosquito). Eventually, he tried to push me out of the boat, only for the monster to knock both him and me into the water. Apparently, the secret entrance had been exactly there, and it somehow opened right off the bat, draining in me, the suit man and the monster.

We then passed through some kind of tunnels, which ended in a wall of orange light. The wall disintegrated the monster and the suit man, but I only got an X-shaped burn mark on me. I say "on me", because it kept changing places. One second it was on my forehead, after that it was on my arm, then on my throat, and so on. Anyway, after the wall of light, the water ended, and I was thrown headfirst into some kind of underground habitat. The residents were mostly really tall, strong-looking humans, but there were some odd ones, like fish people and giant ants among them. They explained to me that they were the Titans of Greek myth, and many introduced themselves. I specfically remember Rhea (a very tall, attractive brown-skinned and dark-haired woman) Okeanos (a blue fish person with a Fu Manchu moustache), Hyperion (who initially looked like some kind of rock golem, but was actually wearing all that stone as armour and was actually made of golden light inside) , Krios (who looked like a mixture of Morpheus and Luke Cage) and Leto (a white-skinned, black-haired woman whose hair decorations kept changing every couple seconds).

Anyway, apparently they were imprisoned there by the wall of light, and they thought that I was Kronos, the only one of them who had ever passed through it and escaped. Evidently, they all had forgotten what Kronos looked like, along with the fact that he was male, but I was pretty certain they would eat me if I revealed that I was an ordinary human, so I played along.

This then ended up with discussing Titan politics. Specifically, they had assembled along four lines of thinking about the matter of escaping their prison and then conquering the world. They all agreed that Kronos is the one who will free them, but they disagreed on how exactly Kronos would accomplish this, and also on the matter of what their armies should consist of when they're conquering the world. One side preferred human followers, believing that Gods Need Prayer Badly and that the belief of humans in the Titans would give them enough power to break free, and that they should use these human followers as their army. Another believed that if Kronos repeatedly passed through the barrier, it would exhaust the magic keeping it up and cause it to fade away, and that the Titans should build their army from scratch, robots and such. The third side believed that they should focus on trying to break free anywhere else but the barrier, and that they should use the giant ants present to dig their way out, with which Kronos could help from the outside with a mining drill. And of course, they advocated an army of giant ants. I don't remember the fourth side, but I remember that it was some kind of joke suggestion.

Anyway, I remember telling them that their armies should consist of humans, robots and giant ants all together, and that I'd find a way to break them free. Then I introduced the Titans to some kind of videogame (seemingly a mixture of Overwatch and Mass Effect) which they all got instantly addicted to (apparently, they already had Internet and computers down there...), after which I just snuck out through the barrier.

The dream ended there.

edited 14th Apr '17 8:00:15 AM by ArilouLaLeeLay

I had an odd dream last night.

It started at some sort of carnival, during which I had bumped into Starbee and invited her to ride a coaster of sorts.

Naturally, it was filled with deathtraps. (EG: Animatronic Indy the Indian, who'd fill you with arrows/poison darts, buzz saws, a hurricane simulator that actually summoned hurricanes, and finally, Andy the Abductor, who grabbed one person from your roller coaster car.)

However, one lucky car wouldn't have to deal with any deathtraps! So, I explained this to her, but revealed I didn't know which car it was.

After getting a look, I decided to ride the ride solo.

On the third try, I figured it out! It was the 13th car. So, we both rode, laughed, had fun, but before I could ask what ride to ride next, one of my friends showed up, and told me he was going to some sort of gaming party.

So I immediately left Starb without providing any explanation, only turning back once I got to the parking lot.

But, before I could get back into the park and apologize, three children walked past, trying to tell their new guardians about Count Olaf, who was shambling behind them.

So, I tackled him, only to realize it was someone who loved Olaf. The real Olaf was somewhere in the park, in disguise.

That was when a hook tapped me on the shoulder, and a rag was placed over my mouth, during which I passed out in the dream, but freaked out enough to wake up.

I would have liked a resolution to the dream, but -shrug-

-waves fist at subconscious.-