Shoddy self insert from Walfas here.
Greetings, ladies and gentlemen of the internet! If you're reading this, then you have finally decided to discover the truth that is Random-Writer!
Namely, that he's a talentless hack with a small amount of expertise at writing.
Anyway, here's a few facts about myself.
I was born in September 15, 1998, and traveled the world, for a short period of time, before settling down in Paducah, Kentucky. I won't say where, though!
Eventually, in middle school, I discovered the site by chance, and finally, on my senior year of high school, I nutted up and got an account!
I'm a gent, I'm dashing, I'm now 19, I'm egotistical to a fault, and I'm helping write some stuff.
Currently in a relationship with StarBee
Tropes about me include....
- Aspergers Syndrome: Diagnosed at birth.
- Attention Deficit Creator Disorder: Yes.
- Black Comedy: I am a horrible person.
- Cloudcuckoolander: YUB NUB.
- Covert Pervert: Not too sure if covert or chilvarious.
- Distracted by the Sexy: :3
- I hate past me: While I may joke about having a massive ego, which I probably still have to some extent, my past self not only retains my current flaws, but has several more, while being a terrible person when it came to socializing, and having out of control ambitions, messed up emotions, and a very, very unhealthy hatred of some people.
- Large Ham: MAYBE!~
- Psychopathic Manchild: What I see myself as. To be fair, maturity is scary.
- Paranoia Fuel: I drink this. It does not have very good side effects.
- Small Name, Big Ego: I tend to joke about this, while somewhat seeing myself as this.
- Self-Deprecation: Half of it is humor intended!
