Characters / South Park Elementary School Staff

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    Mr./Ms. Herbert/Janet Garrison
(after his first sex-change operation)
"I tell you, there's some crazy stuff going on in this town."

The boys' eccentric homeroom teacher throughout most of the series. He used to carry a sarcastic hand puppet with him (two, actually: Mr. Hat and Mr. Twig), but later left them behind. His gender and sexual preferences have been in constant flux.

  • Angry White Man: He's been intolerant of pretty much everyone and everything, believing at various points in the series that gay marriage, teaching evolution, wealthy black people and immigrants are all a threat to the American way of life, regardless of how they may affect him.
  • Anti-Villain: After he finds out he might actually win the presidency, he becomes horrified that he could take the job from someone more qualified. He then proceeds to do all he can to sabotage his campaign.
  • Anything That Moves: He's been anything that moves and back again at this point.
  • Apathetic Teacher: When he's not busy belittling his students, he basically phones in his job.
  • Ax-Crazy: Has tendencies of this.
  • Badass Teacher: He's had moments of this, but one thing that cements this is during 'Where My Country Gone', where he's the first to boldly stand up to PC Principal, and the first to get away with it.
  • Bad "Bad Acting": His ventriloquist act...isn't.
  • Big Bad Ensemble: Of Season 20 with the Member Berries and Gerald.
  • Boomerang Bigot: He becomes homophobic after his sex reassignment surgery drives away Mr. Slave, then misandric once more men are driven away by his sex change (thus turning toward lesbianism), and transphobic when he finally gets the sex change reversed.
  • Catchphrase: Occasionally, when he or Mr. Hat is angry:
    "You go to hell! You go to hell and you die!"
  • Cloud Cuckoolander: He believes Mr. Hat and Mr. Twig to be sentient beings, for starters. Though eventually, it turns out they are.
  • Comedic Sociopathy
  • Companion Cube: Mr. Hat and Mr. Twig. Subverted, as they actually are alive.
  • Demoted to Extra: Originally the second-most prominent adult on the show, he's now limited to a single line in scenes inside the classroom.
  • Depraved Homosexual: He's been a Depraved Homosexual, a Depraved Heterosexual, a Psycho Lesbian... He's a depraved whatever-his-orientation-is-at-the-moment. As Chef puts it:
    "Children, there's a big difference between gay people and Mr. Garrison."
  • Despair Event Horizon: He stated that he'll lose all faith in humanity if he gets elected to be president over Clinton.
  • Dirty Coward: In "Super Fun Time" he tries to sacrifice some children to save himself from gunmen.
    Please, don't take me. Take the children, they're worth more for you!
  • Dynamic Character: Of all the cast, Garrison's story is one of the most dramatic in the show, and wouldn't be out of place on a soap opera. Over the course of the series, he's gone from being a closeted homosexual, to an outed homosexual, then got a sex change so he was a hetereosexual woman, became a lesbian, and then got another sex change so he's now a hetereosexual man. Then he ran for president, then he got afraid of what would happen to the country if he actually won, before admitting to the entire nation that he's not a good person.
  • Evil Counterpart: Is hinted to be one for Big Gay Al. While Al is out and proud, stylish and wears a pink shirt, Mr. Garrison is self-loathing, plainly dressed and wears a green shirt. Mr. Garrison made Stan feel like a wuss for getting beaten by his sister, while Big Gay Al taught Stan that being gay isn't a bad thing. Big Gay Al is kind to animals, while Mr. Garrison rammed a gerbil up Mr. Slave's rectum. Mr. Garrison uses "fag" as a slur against gays, while Big Gay Al wants to reappropriate it to use against Harley riders. Both are mentor figures to the main boys and have had a relationship with Mr. Slave.
  • Evil Puppeteer: Downplayed. He has his puppet Mr. Hat in the first few seasons, but although he's not exactly evil, he's a major Jerkass.
  • First Law of Gender-Bending: Played straight in the episode where he first gets the male-to-female operation. He changes his mind, but his testicles get destroyed and he is unable to go back to being a man until the Season 12 episode mentioned above. Then subverted in season 12, when he gets another operation to go back.
  • Freudian Excuse: Inverted. He has been deeply tormented all his life because his father didn't molest him as a child, thinking it meant that his father didn't love him. Bizarrely, his mom also thinks the same thing.
    Garrison's Mom: That's not true! Your father loved you! Often!
  • Gay Conservative: Despite his ever-changing sexual orientation he is generally depicted as being one of the town's Republicans rather than a Democrat.
  • Hair-Trigger Temper: The only adult in South Park as remotely volatile as Eric Cartman.
  • Have I Mentioned I Am Heterosexual Today?: He was this way before coming out of the closet.
  • It's All About Me: Got a sex-change operation because he wanted to be a woman. Mr Slave was understandably upset as Mr Garrison expected him to just turn straight and accept a change he didn't get a say in.
  • Jerkass: Though since his second change in season twelve, this has been toned down somewhat. He is, however, incredibly racist.
  • Know-Nothing Know-It-All: Whenever he tries to teach children. From the first episode alone: "Christopher Columbus discovered America and was the Indians' best friend. He helped the Indians win their war against Frederick Douglass, and freed the Hebrews from Napoleon, and discovered France." Becomes a Running Gag in later seasons when he tries to teach the children the plots of various popular plays and television shows, for example presenting the plots of Game of Thrones and Les Miserables as real history.
  • Never My Fault: Mr. Garrison often gets mad at his students when they show others in the town how little they actually know despite the fact he's clearly never taught them any actual school subjects.
  • Pet the Dog: In Best Friends Forever, Mr. Garrison is arrested for trying to bring food and water to Kenny whilst the latter is in hospital.
  • Politically Incorrect Villain: In one Christmas special, he travels to non-Christian countries to admonish people for not celebrating Christmas in a particularly hilarious song.
  • Rape as Backstory: Averted, much to his disappointment.
  • Sadist Teacher: His emotional imbalances cause him to be this quite often.
  • Straight Gay: While he's had his campy moments, he's by and large this, and you probably wouldn't be able to tell that he's gay just by the way he acts whenever he's in the classroom, unlike Big Guy Al whose obviously gay.
  • Straw Misogynist:
    Well I'm sorry, I just don't trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
  • Transparent Closet: For the first few seasons.
  • Transsexual: Became a woman in season 9 and back to a man in season 12.
  • Turn in Your Badge
  • Unwitting Instigator of Doom: In Season 19 he decides to run for president so he can kick the immigrants out of South Park. This leads to the whole town becoming the laughingstock of the whole country. To counter this, the locals gentrify the town to appear classy and enlightened. The upkeep costs more than the locals can afford and it's not long before the homeless population begins to rise, with Randy and several other people contemplating moving to another town to survive.
  • You Are What You Hate: He was quite homophobic in the early seasons before coming to terms with his sexuality.
    • Then became homophobic again after becoming a woman... until s/he became a lesbian.
    • He kills the Canadian version of Trump, only to become a politician fueled by sensationalist fervor too. They even share similar stances on immigration.

    Chef (Jerome McElroy)
"Hello there, children!"

Voiced by: Isaac Hayes (regular voice), Peter Serafinowicz (Darth Chef)

The school chef and token minority of the early seasons (Seasons 1-9). The former go-to guy for advice for the boys, which was often dispensed in R-rated songs about making love to women.

  • Big Beautiful Man: Women love his chocolate balls even though he's overweight.
  • Been There, Shaped History: Chef Aid revealed his is this for the music industry, having been influential in giving raise to Ozzy Osborne, Meatloaf, and Elton John's stardom.
  • Brainwashed and Crazy: In his final episode.
  • Catch Phrase: "Hello there, children!"
  • Dropped a Bridge on Him: A massively violent and gory one to boot. Given the falling out between his voice actor and the rest of the staff, it's not at all surprising. Reappears in the Video Game, only to die again...and his skin is burnt off.
  • Everyone Calls Him "Barkeep": "Chef"
  • Impaled with Extreme Prejudice: Along with many other things, such as mutilation.
  • Intercourse with You: The subject nearly every time he sings, intentional or not.
  • Killed Off for Real: In "The Return of Chef". Or maybe not.
  • Longer-Than-Life Sentence: Subverted in "Chef Aid" when Chef sues Capitalist Records for plagiarism and is found guilty of harassing a big company. The judge declares that Chef must either pay two million dollars or serve eight million years in prison. However, when someone informs the judge that nobody can be forced to serve more than four years for what Chef is being sentenced for, the judge does comply and says that Chef will serve four years in prison if he doesn't pay.
  • Loveable Sex Maniac
  • Magical Negro: In fact, while he was on the show he seemed to be the only adult with any kind of common sense.
    • Subverted when he sometimes decides that helping the boys would be more trouble than it's worth (in "Simpsons Already Did It", for example, he starts singing a song when he realizes the boys just told him that they killed their teacher and the autopsy found their "sea men" in her stomach, and he starts preparing to send them to Thailand instead). And when Chef goes crazy, he really goes crazy.
    • In the episode "Red Hot Catholic Love", when the confused boys asked Chef why and what the priest want to put something on their butts, he walks away.
    Chef: Hello there, children!
    Stan: Chef! What would a priest want to stick up my butt?
    Chef: ...g'bye!
    • Similarly, when they ask him what a prostitute is in "Fat Camp" he gets angry:
    Chef: Dag-nabbit, children! How come every time you come in here you've got to be asking me questions I shouldn't be answering!? "Chef, what's a clitoris? What's a lesbian, Chef? How come they call it a rim job Chef?!" For once, can't you kids come in here and say "Hey Chef, nice day isn't it?!"
    • The earliest example comes in "Summer Sucks", when the boys call him for help.
    Chef: It's a what? A giant snake? Killing everybody? Growing bigger? Children, you know I rarely say this but, well... fudge it.
    *hangs up the phone*
    Kyle: What'd he say?
    Stan: Dude, I think he told us to go fuck ourselves.
    Cartman: Wow.
    Kyle: How's that gonna help?
  • Mentor Occupational Hazard: Although this was really just a case of Real Life Writes the Plot.
  • Not So Above It All: Sometimes Chef can be just as crazy as the other townspeople such as "Conjoined Fetus Lady" and "Jared Has Aides"
  • N-Word Privileges: Subverted. He calls the boys "crackers."
    • Of course, the boys don't even know what it means. (Although Cartman does later on, as he says to Stan: "Token is gonna want to kick your cracker teeth in!")
  • Only Sane Man: At least among the other adults. Until his final episode, he was brainwashed into becoming a child molester.
  • Pluralses: While at the proctologist, he at one point tells Kyle that a proctologist is, "a doctor that specializes in your asshole."
  • Really Gets Around: He has a lot of sex with a lot of women.
  • Reasonable Authority Figure
  • Take Our Word for It: Whenever the children ask about something he really doesn't want to tell them.
  • Token Minority: The only non-white adult in the town in the early seasons.
  • Verbal Tic: Always greets the kids with "Hello there, children.", even if there's only one of them.
    • His father has also been heard using "children" when referring to one child. Although it was Cartman, so it could have been a fat joke - Cartman also had another child's soul in him at the time, making it technically accurate.
  • Where Da White Women At?: He has had sex with lots of white women (cf. "An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig," where, while watching Kyle's elephant make love to Cartman's pig, Chef realizes that it's similar to the many times he's made it with a white woman), but really, he's not picky.

    Mr. Mackey
"Drugs are bad, mmm-kay?"

Voiced by: Trey Parker

South Park Elementary's guidance counselor with a very large head. Incredibly mellow, mmm-kay?

  • Berserk Button: Don't crap in the urinal. Don't touch his mountain of stuff. Don't take tooth decay even remotely lightly. And don't partake in whatever other new childhood trauma-spawned pet peeve he's dealing with this week.
  • Beware the Nice Ones: Is often nice unless one of his various aforementioned buttons are pushed.
  • Butt Monkey: Most of the kids have no respect for him whatsoever, as shown in "Mystery of the Urinal Deuce" and "Erection Day".
  • Clueless Aesop: Often tries to deliver messages to the kids with no logic or knowledge behind them. At one point he fails at teaching sex ed because he's forgotten how it works.
  • Drugs Are Bad: The Trope Namer, heavily parodied. After giving an anti-drug speech to the class, he got busted for allegedly holding marijuana, leading to him being fired. The ensuing depression and poverty led him to using the same drugs he talked about to cope.
  • Flanderization: "Mystery of the Urinal Deuce" and onward have begun play up the angry aspect of his personality. That was originally a one off/one time thing, but with Seasons 14 onward, Mr. Mackey's temper has become more frequent to the point of consuming his personality. Many fans feel that this has derailed his character severely. Compare "Ike's Wee Wee" to "Royal Pudding".
  • Freudian Excuse: The reason for his stern attitude towards directing a play about tooth decay is because his father was killed by tooth decay.
  • Hair-Trigger Temper: He seems to have developed quite a nasty one recently, for example "Mystery of the Urinal Deuce", "Insheeption" and "Royal Pudding".
    "I will rape you in the fucking mouth, m'kay! I will rape you in the fucking mouth!"
  • He Who Fights Monsters: In "Bass to Mouth," he (along with the Principal Victoria) severely rebuke Cartman for nearly driving two kids to suicide. The near-end of the episode sees him throwing Cartman under a moving bus, while making it look like a suicide, for his own purposes.
  • Meaningful Name: Say his name out loud a few times.
  • Ominous Owl: In "Insheeption," he's revealed to have a hoarding problem stemming from a childhood incident when he was molested by a Woodsy Owl mascot ("Give a hoot, don't pollute!"). When Mr. Mackey faces up to this traumatic memory in a dream, the owl mascot turns into a monstrous embodiment of Mr. Mackey's trauma. Eventually, believe it or not, the other people in the dream have to bring in Freddy Krueger to stop the owl.
  • The Starscream: He made a false accusation against Principal Victoria to get her fired because he was tired of being her dogsbody. This ultimately backfires on him as PC Principal turns out to be much worse.
  • Stern Teacher: Although he's started crossing over into Sadist Teacher as of late (see above episodes).
  • Too Dumb to Live: No one in their right mind would accept a gift from Eric Cartman of all people after throwing him bodily under a bus. You can't really feel sympathy for Mackey's comeuppance in this episode.
  • Took a Level in Jerkass: Seasons 14 onwards. After having to deal with Scott Malkinson's Wangst for hours (if not days) on end, Mr. Mackey just stops caring. Granted, it's not hard to sympathise with him by the end of it.
  • Verbal Tic: Mr. Mackey ends most of his sentences with "m'kay".It also crosses over into other languages; when speaking Spanish in "Rainforest Schmainforest" he uses "m'bien".

    Diane Choksondik
Voiced by: Trey Parker (2000-2002)

A grossly big-breasted woman who temporarily teaches the 4th graders until her death in Season 6.
  • Death by Irony: It seems, from the comments made about the contents of her stomach post-mortem, that she literally... well, I'm sure you can figure it out.
  • Extreme Doormat: Until Mr. Garrison teaches her how to keep her students from walking all over her.
  • Fan Disservice: The sex scene between her and Mr. Mackey in "Proper Condom Use".
  • Gag Boobs: They practically sag to her feet. In one episode the rest of the staff discusses asking her to wear a giant bra but they are too afraid of offending her to do so.
  • Killed Off for Real
  • Meaningful Name: Just read it out loud. Interestingly, the children never catch on to this obvious source of mockery, instead calling her "Ms Makesmesick" or some tame variation thereof.
  • Stern Teacher: She at least tries to be this.

    Principal Victoria
"Ooh my, what an exciting day!"

Voiced by: Mary Kay Bergman (1997-1999), Eliza Schneider (1999-2003), April Stewart (2004-present)

The principal of South Park Elementary, constantly trying to please everyone and failing.

    Veronica Crabtree
Voiced by: Mary Kay Bergman (1997-1999), Eliza Schneider (1999-2003)
The school bus driver in the early seasons of the show.

  • A Day in the Limelight: Subverted. She had a prominent role in City On The Edge Of Forever, though it turns out to be part of a dream within a dream, something that even the "dream" Veronica Crabtree acknowledges.
  • Back for the Dead
  • Breaking the Fourth Wall: In Cartman's Incredible Gift, Sergeant Yates addresses her lack of prominence in the show whilst investigating her murder.
    "I know she hadn't been in any recent episodes, but dammit, she deserved better than this."
  • Given Name Reveal: Not that there was much point by the time it's revealed.
  • Jerk Ass
  • Kick the Dog: In City On The Edge Of Forever, she continually threatens to shoot a cute little bunny if the kids don't "sit down and shut up." Though it's later revealed to have been all part of Stan's double-dream, this raises questions as to how much he (and possibly the other children) feared her.
  • Killed Off for Real: Was murdered by Michael Deats (a.k.a. the left hand killer) in Cartman's Incredible Gift.
  • No Indoor Voice: Crabtree yells almost all the time.
  • Put on a Bus: Ironic trope indeed. The Simpsons Already Did It was her last proper appearance, aside from a cameo in the ending of I'm A Little Bit Country. She disappeared for a while, until... well... see Killed Off for Real.
  • Running Gag: Kids would say something rude or vulgar, only for Mrs. Crabtree to yell "WHAT DID YOU SAY?!" The kid would respond with something non-vulgar that sounded similar, and she would let it go. Example:
    Stan: Yeah, whatever, ya fat bitch!
    Ms. Crabtree: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
    Stan: I said I have a bad itch.
    Ms. Crabtree: Oh.
    Stan: We're not getting on, you fat ugly bitch!
    Ms. Crabtree: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?
    Stan: I said "We're not getting on, you fat ugly bitch."
    Ms Crabtree: Oh. Alright then... (drives away)
    Kyle: Whoa dude.
    Stan: I always wondered if that would work.

    PC Principal
"Watch your microaggressions, bro!"
Voiced by: Trey Parker
South Park Elementary's replacement for Principal Victoria in season 19's Stunning and Brave, and the main antagonist of the season. He's a violent frat boy dedicated to being as politically correct as possible, while forcing others to be the same way.

  • Angry White Man: Subverted. He's only prejudiced against his own kind, but is just as petty about it. Played straight towards the ads.
  • Big Bad: Of season 19. Until the end of it, that is.
  • The Bully: Although he genuinely believes in what he preaches.
  • Can't Take Criticism: Eh.... kind of, if you criticize his methods, he'll at best brush it off by assuming you straight-up don't know what you're talking about or at worst verbally lash you out. That said, it's not impossible (though if Butters and Jimmy are any indication, the negative consequences of his actions have to be obvious) to make him see what mistakes he makes, and when he does, he partially blue screens and may try to even make some amends.
  • Character Development: In season 20, his Jerkass tendencies are toned down and he's more neutral when it comes to the conflict between the boys and the girls, letting the boys have the same rights the girls have despite their gender supposedly having more "privilege". Further highlighted when he firmly but politely tells Butters to stop protesting during a school presentation. A noticeable change from the way he used to handle Leslie whispering in the exact same scenario.
  • Cool Shades: He and his PC friends all wear the same brand of sunglasses.
  • Even Evil Has Standards: He's a douche, but he would never use his progressive views to try and get laid. He even calls in a meeting with the other PC bros to tell them that doing so is insincere and manipulative.
  • Evil Counterpart: He may be considered one to Kyle, while they're Hot-Blooded individuals who both don't shy away from using overzealous methods to solving what they perceive as problems, and while Kyle also has had his Knight Templar moments. he still has much more genuine compassion and understanding compared to PC Principal's almost single-minded hostile nature. In short; PC Principal is what you get when you take all of Kyle's negative traits and take them Up to Eleven.
  • Eviler Than Thou: Granted, Cartman is also evil, but he's basically Cartman with a desire to fight bigotry and prejudice...through bullying people about completely benign "microaggressions."
  • Fratbro: He is one, and opens up a new PC fraternity in South Park shortly after becoming principal.
  • Hair-Trigger Temper: He beats Cartman within an inch of his life after Cartman tries to blackmail him by soaking Butters' underwear with PC Principal's urine. However, this is not what set him off. What sets him off is that Cartman used the word "capiche" when intimidating him, implying to him that Italian-Americans are all mobsters. Then he used the word "spokesman" instead of the word "spokesperson" in reference to Jared Fogle, implying to him that women aren't capable of selling Subway sandwiches. He also spends the majority of his debut episode antagonizing Kyle for not thinking Caitlyn Jenner is a hero.
  • Heel–Face Turn: Is built up as the Big Bad of season 19, but turns good in the finale and kills the true big bad, Leslie. He remains in South Park as the principal, and vows to take down the ads for their oppression of humanity.
  • Hidden Depths:
    • Despite coming across as a Hot-Blooded bully, in 'Where My Country Gone' he seemed a little bit intimidated by Mr. Garrison when he continued to rant on about the 'undocumented' Canadian immigrants even after being fired (the fact PC Principal doesn't attack or speak-up against Mr. Garrison certainly suggests this).
    • The musical sigment of the episode 'Safe Space' reveals he too has a Safe Space, implying that he has a fear of being shamed and wants to be protected from it.
    • In contrast to his PCA bros, he genuinely believes in political correctness, as exemplified when he chides his bros for using PC to score with the ladies.
  • His Name Really Is "Barkeep": From 'The City Part of Town':
    PC Principal: Hey, bro. I'm the new principal of the school. My name's PC Principal.
  • Horrible Judge of Character: When the girls tell him that Cartman is harassing them online as skankhunt42, he dismisses this because of all the PC work Cartman has done recently. It actually isn't Cartman, but PC Principal still should've looked into it.
  • Hypocritical Humor: He criticizes South Park Elementary for not having any ethnic minorities aside from Token. Meanwhile, his PC Fraternity is composed entirely of privileged, cis-gendered white men.
    • His frathouse filled Kyle's room with pigs that have "Biggit" painted on their skin. Apparently animal exploitation and antisemitism aren't as big an issue as making sure no-one uses gender-exclusive pronouns (though he may have simply been unaware that Kyle was Jewish).
    • He threatens and inflicts physical harm on children, then has the gall to demand that other people resign.
    • He spends his first appearance harassing Kyle for not blindly HeroWorshiping Caitlin Jenner for being transgender to spite the fact that her beliefs are the exact opposite of his the next episode he fires Mr Garrison (also (twice) transgender) for expressing pretty similar views, to drive the point home he then uses those views to run for president with Caitlin as his running mate.
  • Isn't It Ironic?: Has the appearance and demeanor of the blond buff bro stereotype, the type of people who the stereotype of an SJW would hate the most.
  • Jerkass: Threatens anyone who disagrees with him with several weeks detention. He's especially hard on Kyle, who has put up with a lot of political incorrectness over the years.
  • Karma Houdini: Aside from realizing that he's just a pawn for the ads, he hasn't received any sort of karmic retribution for the egregious amount of harm he's inflicted on others in his pursuit of social justice.
  • Kick the Son of a Bitch: In his first episode alone, he savagely attacks a ten-year old because they used the words "capiche" and "spokesman". That being said, the ten-year old was Cartman.
  • Knight Templar: He's so self-righteous and overzealous in his ideals that he almost makes Cartman look genuinely heroic. So far the only group he's actually managed to help are...overweight Americans with thin skin. And Nathan.
  • Meaningful Name: His name actually is PC Principal, so him being politically correct is a given. It also has a double meaning. In addition to being politically correct, he's also a pawn for the ads, kind of like a PC, as in a Personal Computer.
  • Motor Mouth: Even in rare times where he's not being hostile to anyone, he talks in a somewhat excitable matter.
  • My God, What Have I Done?: Near the end of 'Safe Space,' he's shown feeling genuinely guilty for pushing Butters too hard when he had him running a Safe Space for too many people.
    PC Principal: I guess...I asked too much of one kid. (Sniffles)
    • He's horrified when he discovers he threatened to break Jimmy's legs, the same Jimmy who needs crutches to get around to begin with. When he lectures him on using the word "retarded" he is much more mature and restrained than he was towards Cartman.
  • Pet the Dog: He does everything he can to help Cartman during "Safe Space", but does it in a jerkass way that ends with him giving Kyle and Wendy two weeks detention for not helping Cartman.
    • He also feels bad about making Butters censor too many people's social media feeds, which resulted in the latter almost killing himself.
    • When the boys start marching through the halls with their weiners out, PC just shrugs it off as their right to protest. This could probably be out of sympathy for all the boys who lost their girlfriends, or because he still feels guilty for what happened to Butters in the last season.
  • Political Correctness Gone Mad: He and his bros run entirely on this. You will be PC around him, otherwise he'll give you detention, regardless of whether you're a student or not. Resist any further, and he'll beat you until you're nearly dead.
  • Pre-Asskicking One-Liner: At the end of Season 19 to Leslie
    PC Principal: You're expelled.
  • Reasonable Authority Figure: Evolves into this by the time Season 20 rolls around. When the girls complain about the boys retaliating against their protests with a counter-protest, PC Principal doesn't cry sexism.
  • Running Gag: "God-damnit, Leslie, shut your fucking pie hole!"
  • Selective Obliviousness: In pursuing political correctness, he has outright stated that parts of the situation he is dealing with are immaterial - for example, in "Tweek x Craig," he is so fixated with teaching Tweek and Craig affirmative consent that he outright states that the fact that they are not gay has no importance whatsoever.
  • Soapbox Sadie: A rare, male example. Although as much of a self-righteous Jerkass he can be, he genuinely believes on his preaching unlike the rest of his compatriots who are only doing it to impress the ladies.
  • Straw Character: Of Social Justice Warriors.
  • Tomato in the Mirror: An ambiguous case. He is led to believe that he is actually an ad, but it's never specified if this was just the ads trying to mess with his head after he starts going against their agenda, or if he truly is an ad who ended up Becoming the Mask and turning against his own kind due to their intolerance.
  • Took a Level in Kindness: After realising that the ads have marginalised all of humanity, he starts treating the students with respect and tolerance regardless of their race or gender.
  • Toxic Friend Influence: He and his frathouse suckered Randy into their group by offering him beer. Remember that Randy's an alcoholic. He also got Randy to break into Kyle's house and harass him, risking jail time while PC Principal can plan his next attack on the poor boy.
  • Unwitting Pawn: To the ads.
  • Well-Intentioned Extremist: You'd think that coming to South Park with the desire to spread tolerance and anti-bigotry would make him a benign figure... except his methods only prove him to be little more than a bully. Later episodes reveal that despite being the harbinger of PC fanaticism, he's the only one who isn't using political correctness for personal gain e.g. Seducing young women.
  • Would Hurt a Child: