Accidental Innuendo: Video Games
- Age of Wonders: It's jokingly rumoured among the fandom that the reason for the High Men's change of name in the sequel to Archons is due to the original name's similar pronunciation to a certain component of the female genitalia.
- Arc the Lad: Twilight of the Spirits: Have you reached the scene involving Tatjana and the Lakelta brothers? Think about the lines again....
- Backyard Sports
- In Beyond Good & Evil, there's a moment where Jade, the heroine, squeezes into a tiny gap to get to a cut-off area. Her sidekick, Double H, says, in response to the fact that he's too darn broad-shouldered to make it through: "Too tight for me! I'll cover your rear."
- Blacklight Retribution has a method of naming weapons based on their components. Sounds harmless enough, but one configuration of the assault rifle was the Forceful Extended Violator. However the naming system has been modified to prevent this.
- BlazBlue: Continuum Shift: One common way for Western fans to spell out BlazBlue: Continuum Shift Extend as an acronym is "BBCSEX". Given that Arcsys is based in Japan and not an English speaking country, this probably wasn't intentional, but we don't know for sure.
- The original Breath of Fire had an item called a "C.Nut". Myep.
- In the first Broken Sword game, the main character walks around with a manhole cover opening doohickey. Showing it to people will occasionally result in dialogs like
George: "Did I show you my tool?"Consierge: "Oui, monsieur. Just like mine. Except, of course, that it is much smaller."
George: "I already showed you my tool, didn't I?"Museum Curator: "Oui, monsieur. Most impressive!"
- Bump 'N Jump.
- Chaos Rings Omega: After beating the Progenitor's Pelvis, you get the achievement Pelvic Pummeler.
- Chrono Trigger: "Did you just come out of the closet?!" (Sadly removed from the DS retranslation.)
- Dark Soul: Using the Dark Hand on any human-sized NPC and enemy can, from certain camera angles, look like a rather passionate kissing session.
- Dead or Alive: The two new gameplay mechanics in 5 are called "Power Blow" and "Critical Burst". Yeah...
- In a later level of Dead Space 2 (in which you revisit the Ishimura), there are ultraviolet floodlights set up to aid decontamination crews in scrubbing up bloodstains and such. Of course, most male gamers will read something different into white stains under black lights. (The fact that they are huge just makes it that much funnier.) (The stains. The stains are huge, not... Get your mind out of the gutter!)
- The Demon Rush: Cherry Venus would make an excellent porn name.
- Demons Souls
- Sometimes, the Maiden's line "Touch the demon inside me" sounds a lot different from what it should mean.
- The item you use to give your weapon magic damage is named Sticky White Stuff.
- The Penetrator is going to pierce through your armor with his long, long sword.
- Devil May Cry - "Another small one. What a disappointment!"
- The first line of Nero's battle theme: "The time has come and so have I".
- Devil Survivor does this itself when describing the Gigolo in Naoya's profile as a "flamboyant man", immediately followed by "What could their relationship be?". The fact that Gigolo is unambiguously revealed to be gay on one path doesn't help.
- Dissidia: Final Fantasy
- Early fan translations translating Kefka's intro quote to Tidus as "go play with your ball", and variations of such, meant to refer to Tidus playing blitzball. The English version of the game replaced this with "go back to the beach", same idea without the innuendo. Then, we come to Firion - Kefka's quote to him in the Japanese game was to say he was sweaty, due to all the weapons he carries around. In English, we get "eeeeeew, aren't you hot?" instead.
- Here's a video devoted to the innuendos of Dissidia.
- The video for "Ready Now". It's a bit hard to dismiss the scene at 18 seconds as a mere kiss instead of one that's somewhere lower. This is made even clearer in the next shot, which shows the guy lying down on the ground, with the girl's face nowhere near his.
- "Sweet Shining Shooting Star" on DJMAX Technika: When you see it, you'll never full-combo this song ever again.◊
- When Jake finds his first purple scent he says "50 purples gets me a bone." However, judging by the nature of in Dogs Life, this may not be accidental.
- Promotion for Donkey Kong 64: "He's back again, and about time, too. And this time, he's in the mood!"
- Donkey Kong Country:
- The name of the first game's second boss's level: Necky's Nuts.
- Another debatable "accidental" innuendo (from the second game): Klampon. Think about it.
- Dragon Fable: The description for a ring mentions E. Flynn, and how he "really gets around!"
- Dragon Quest V
- Old Man Nick Knack, who asks that you "refrain from yer rubbin' 'til after dark, when everyone's out of the way". He is, of course, referring to polishing your knick-knacks where no one can see you do it.note
- One of the possible items is a small music box made to commemorate Prince Harry's wedding. So of course, using the cleaning cloth on it results in this immortal sentence: "[Your name] polishes the marital organ."
- To quote Morrie from Dragon Quest VIII:
Morrie: "You know what they say: You never know the depths of your own passion until you play with yourself."
Morrie: "You give my monstrous pit a good licking."Morrie: "You keep it up, and you will go far in my monstrous pit!"
- It simply has to be on purpose with this guy, judging from many of his other lines:
- Apparently, Kalderasha has asked Valentina repeatedly not to touch his crystal balls.
- In Dragon's Dogma you get this reaction from a pawn when they see a Cockatrice for the first time.
It has the head of a cock!
- The Sega SG-1000 had a game titled Dragon Wang. This review complements the dubious-sounding name with a Not What It Looks Like screenshot.
- Elder Scrolls
- The Elder Scrolls II: Daggerfall has randomly generated items, which makes it possible to have the Blouse Of Opening (which sounds dirty, but simply unlocks doors).
- At the beginning of the (short but existent) Forced Tutorial for The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind, a guard approaches and tells you, "This is where you get off. Come with me."
- In The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, one of Adrianne's flavour quotes is:
"I don't claim to be the best blacksmith in Whiterun. Eorlund Gray-Mane has that honor. The man's steel is legendary."
- Façade: One of Grace's knickknacks is basically a glass rainbow colored penis. It's made incredibly odd because it isn't treated to look out of place from the other sculptures, but it just a bit too sex toy shaped to seem like a creative oversight of the duo who produced it.
- Far Cry 2: "I'll need to hold your equipment, bro."
- Fatal Frame: A ghost in Crimson Butterfly died in the lost village while looking for her boyfriend ( by being strangled by his ghost, actually). One of her diary entries has a single page stating simply "He came" and, even better, she utters a haunting "you finally...came" when defeated. Considering how hard this phrase would be to work around, the translators probably realized the implication and just plowed on ahead.
- Fate/stay night:
- "I've shown you mine, so the least you can do is show me yours" and "I am the bone of my sword."
- Saber once tells Shirou "you've entered me so many times"... referring, of course, to the fact that he's entered her memories.
- Another good one from Saber, to Shirou: "You were my sheath." She's discussing the fact that he's a vessel for Excalibur's sheath Avalon, buuuuut...
- Lancer's Gae Bolg...or, if you prefer, his "Gay Bulge"
- Fatty Bear: From the second time onwards, looking at the top half of the closet then returning the view to Fatty Bear at the bottom will cause him to say "I need to get higher."
- Final Fantasy VI:
- Some fans have taken Terra's "looks like a bear" comment about Sabin to mean...something else. Doesn't help that Sabin takes it as a compliment.
- And a visual one, the folds of Kefka's robe in his god form in the final battle...well, some have taken it as evidence he really, really enjoys destruction◊.
- Fire Emblem Awakening: The last line of an S Support between Say'ri and the Male Avatar has Say'ri, after promising to take him back home with her to see Chon'sin and all of the fantastic sights she described to him, hoping that they could perhaps be joined together as one under the cherry trees. While Say'ri probably had a marriage ceremony in mind, fans with dirtier minds interpreted her wording as a different kind of joining.
- Full Throttle: During the demolition derby, Ben and Maureen have to stage a seemingly fatal accident by getting in a head-on collision. Getting Ben's car over the field to her car takes some time, so at one point an impatient Maureen will say: "Ben, get here and nail me!".
- Golden Sun games have the Hard Nut rare items which permanently raise a character's defense stat. If the main character finds an item they don't have inventory space for, they give it to the first character who does. Thus, "(protagonist) got a Hard Nut! (protagonist) gave a Hard Nut to (another character)."
- Gothic 2 features quite a fabulous one at it's very beggining, with the Necromancer explaining to the hero the effects on the evil realm creatures of the first game's final boss deathcry.
Xardas: It was an order to all evil creatures, a word of power that they were all bound to obey. His last order was, COME! And they came, all of them, even the dragons.
- Grabbed by the Ghoulies:
- And Rare already crammed their usual heaping helping of deliberate adult humor into the game! There are quite a few things that are innocent enough in the normal game, but become very risqué due to the player character being of the opposite gender during Challenge 21. To elaborate: when playing through the normal game, you play as Cooper, a male who appears to attract the sexual attention of multiple female foes in the game. When you play through a second time in Challenge 21, you play as Amber, a female, who still attracts the same female baddies. The female vampires that pull you into their coffins and shut the door while hearts rise out of the casket and you slowly lose health suddenly take on a whole new meaning.
- Amber's pre-boss Ghoulie self still wants a kiss from her non-Ghoulie self...
- Perhaps worse is the second mummy you meet in the game, who startles you by jumping out of a large vase, triggering a Super Scary Shock. The camera shows him, then cuts to the player, then cuts to him doing menacing pelvic thrusts. Poor, poor Amber... The fact that the next shot is of the player character leaping into the air with an exponentially more shocked expression than before doesn't help.
- Guilty Gear: Resident Fetish Fuel character Dizzy has a lot of lines that can come across as sexually arousing, despite that's not her intention. Especially when her dialogues are matched with I-No's, it sounds like rape against her. Needless to say a lot of fans are turned on.
- Half-Life: "If you follow standard insertion procedure, everything should be fine."
- Halo 3: ODST: One exchange featured in one of the ViDocs got replaced thanks to jokes about this.
Dare: My hatch... (grunts) is... (grunts) jammed...noteBuck: (chuckles)Dare: How's yours?Buck: (sighs) Works great!
- In Harvest Moon for the SNES getting the best ending requires that you pick up and set down your dog 100 times. You can do this all in one quick session, just don't face northward.
- Hatoful Boyfriend: One particular item in BBL is referred to as a Bright and Massive Thing. Among others, this leads to the line, "You're up, Massive Thing!"
Ryouta: "Aargh! Darn it! Why did I let myself get taken from behind like that!?"
- It's actually referred to as the Massive Key, designed to open any lock. (It's a crowbar?) Ryouta's the only one to call it a "Massive Thing."
- Also what Ryouta says after being knocked out.
- Higurashi: When They Cry: In the Onikakushi VN, during the festival the club members try finding something cute to bring to Rena. Keiichi goes somewhere else to show her his, and she comes back all dizzy and blushing. She then comments on the cuteness of Keiichi's "little fur seal"; cue Mion and Satoko's violent retaliation on Keiichi. He showed her a seal-shaped key holder he made himself when he was a child.
- The infamous line from House of the Dead: "Don't come!" They just forgot to add in the words "any closer," honest. It's very common in games translated in Japan.
- Kurama Norihito from Inzuma Eleven Go has the dub name of Michael Ballzack.
- Kingdom Hearts I: When Sora finds out that Kairi's heart is within himself:
"Kairi... Kairi's inside me?"
- Kingdom Hearts: 358/2 Days:
- Axel refers to ice cream as "the icing of the cake", Roxas enjoys "having ice cream" with Axel and Xion, and complains that having ice cream alone isn't the same because "all he tastes is the salt, and his hands get sticky".
- The series is a goldmine. other examples : "Kairi...Kairi is inside me?", "uh uh You're really good.", "I have some unfinished business with this puppet", "Sora, you sure are growing fast"...
- Kingdom of Loathing is no stranger to intentional dirty jokes, but the creators insist that the Sugar Fruit Fairy was not supposed to look like the top half of a nude woman, balancing a fruit bowl on her large tracts of land. But many people see it this way, and calling it a "fruit fairy" didn't help matters. (The two round things in the middle are eyes, and the semicircle under them is the head...uh, cranium.)
- Kingdoms Of Amalur uses the slang 'tinker' as a synonym for 'craftsman'. This means you get dialogue like:
Parwen: Sun Camp is built around trade. Argine started it before Adessa was built, and she keeps her tinkers' hands very busy.
- In King's Quest VI: Heir Today, Gone Tomorrow
- when Alex pulls out the Magic Map: "Alexander feels a strange pulling sensation." Alexander "pulling out his magic map" itself has been met with snickers because of this.
- "By all that's beautious, fair and sightly, four morons do I sleep with nightly!"
- League of Legends: Teemo's quotation on Tristana could sound like a totally lame Double Entendre joke.
"If there's one person I'd trust to take on a difficult mission, it's Tristana — all day long!"
- From The Legend of Zelda series:
Agitha: Li'l stag beetle, li'l stag beetle, your spiky pinchers are so sharp! They must feel so good...
- The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time:
- The Fishing Hole man. Specifically, what he says when you visit the hole with a Rumble Pak in your controller. "Today, you can feel the vibration, young man!" Errm... Come again?
- If you go to the Kakariko Graveyard, look inside the gravekeeper's hut, and read his diary, it will say, "Come into my grave to receive my stretching, shrinking keepsake."
- A more infamous line in the original version: If you show the spooky mask to the head carpenter as a kid "Hey, you have some good, quality wood there, kid!" In the Nintendo 3DS version, this line was rewritten so he explicitly refers to the mask to make it clear he's actually talking about wood.
- In the beginning, there is a Kokiri boy trying to pick up a rock...or, at least, that's what he's supposed to be doing. Unfortunately, he looks more like he's humping the rock instead.
- There's Nabooru, when you first meet her as a child, who gives this gem : "Will you go through that tiny hole and get a treasure that's inside?"
- Spirit Tracks seems to crank this up a notch. There's Chancellor Cole and Byrne running off with Zelda's soulless body, with Zelda wondering what they're going to do with it. And the gratuitous usage of the word tap. "Tap me if you want to get back on the train" indeed.
- The line "COME!" is one of the many memes from the Philips CD-i games.
- Orca, the old man from Outset Island in Wind Waker who trains Link on swordsmanship: "Come at me, (playername)! Thrust with your sword!" followed shortly by "Very good! Keep thrusting!"
- In A Link To The Past when you upgrade the Tempered Sword to the Golden Sword: "Your sword is stronger! You can feel its power throbbing in your hand!"
- Link’s Awakening: "Wow! This is a nice chest!"
- Twilight Princess:
- Most of whatever Agitha says is bug crazy.
- "Li'l snail, li'l snail, just once I'd like to take a bath in that slime...
- In the Legend of Zelda: Oracle games there are items called Rings which you can equip to give you special powers. One ring is the Bomber Ring which allows you to set two bombs at once. The ring shows two bombs to indicate its power, unfortunately when you put two Cartoon Bombs side by side with 8-bit graphics it ends up looking a lot like a bra◊.
- The action text for when you stuff the Deku Princess in a bottle in Majora's Mask reads "It's a tight fit, but she says she'll be fine if you hurry". The flavor text for the item version is even worse: "It's a tight fit, but she's a trouper!"
- The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time:
- It's a common file name in all of Sierra's adventure games, but an accidental innuendo is caused if you realise that the VGA version of Leisure Suit Larry has a device driver with the name "STD". (This filename is actually short for "standard" (in C and C++, a library that handles multiple standard C features is called cstdlib, for C standard library) since VGA is the basic resolution on most x86 computers, still often used today to safely use a computer with a bad driver without the driver being active. However, considering the game in question, it can be misinterpreted as standing for something unrelated to computers.)
- Lightning Returns: Final Fantasy XIII: "One day, the light touched me." from trailers. That it's the character herself saying it doesn't change the fact the main protagonist's nickname is "Light".
- LittleBigPlanet: "I'm a wooden steed. Grab my soft material, and we can go for a ride!"
- Little Red Hood has this in the ending:
OH! MY DEAR LITTLE RED HOOD! THANK YOU FOR YOUR COMING!
- Little Red Riding Hood's Zombie BBQ: In the player selection screen, upon choosing Red, she'll say: "Let's do it!". Maybe not so accidental, after all...
- Near the end of Lufia II: Rise of the Sinistrals, Daos shouts out, "You little hoochees [sic]!" In case they didn't know, a "hoochie" is a slang term for a woman who, let's say, is kind of... promiscuous. No wonder Natsume unknowingly got crap past the radar.
- Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story:
- "It is I who added the nuts to that statue!"
- This whole concept of this game is screaming with Accidental Innuendo. The Bros are "inside of Bowser's body." They have to "stimulate" his body parts. If you have a dirty mind, you'll be snickering all throughout this game.
- Especially hilarious when, finding Bowser's funny bone near the beginning of the game, Starlow overtly says "If we can stimulate this thing, something'll happen...". Now take it out of context and try not to grin...
- The game also does it in the form of accidental Fetish Fuel. While each person likes their own thing, there are a few more common... odd kinks that show up in the game. The game is perfectly innocent, but if you look at, it contains a lot of items that have an actual name for the attraction to.
- Mario Party
Jon: Hump that chest, Peach! Hump that chest! You show it who's boss!
- The original had Peach (unintentionally) have a rather suggestive-looking animation for whenever she tried to hold onto an item during "Crane Game". The Runaway Guys were quick to notice.
- 3 had this for Bowser of all people. Normally, when you step on his space on the board, his intro would show him dancing happily. However, there were rare occasions where Bowser's intro showed him lying on his side with his head leaning on his hand while his other hand is on his side and has one leg crossed over the other. This makes Bowser look like he was ready to have sex with the player instead of playing his usual pranks.
- Somehow, there's some accentual innuendo in an educational game. Mario's Early Years: Fun With Letters has a "Sentence World" where kids are encouraged to fill in the blanks with objects on the screen to correctly complete the sentence. ProtonJon and a friend of his did a Let's Play of the game and when they saw the sentence "The Princess has a big ____", hilarity ensued. It can be seen here around the 8 minute mark. Sentence World earns itself the nickname "Inappropriate World".
- Mario vs. Donkey Kong: Listen to Pauline's dialogues from the sound test of Mini-Land Mayhem...
- Spencer's "You don't know nothing about swinging!" line to Spider-Man in Marvel vs. Capcom 3, especially regarding the latter's astonishing number of love interests and his actions post-One More Day.
- You can get something along these lines while romancing Garrus in Mass Effect 2
Traynor: I like the feel of something solid in my hands.
- Harbinger - basically, anything he said could be interpreted as double entendre, including, but not limited to: "This hurts you.", "You cannot resist.", "I know you feel this.", "If I must tear you apart, Shepard, I will.", "Shepard, submit now.", "(...) bend to me.", "You will regret your resistance, Shepard.", "You cannot escape your destiny, Shepard.", "Why do you resist us, Shepard?". All of this makes him sound like a Super-Persistent Predator of a sexual variety. It sounds like he really likes SHEPARD...
- At one point during Mass Effect 3, Comm Specialist Samantha Traynor says this with an almost passionate voice:note
Asari: The humans are so resilient. Like that phrase of theirs, "stiff one in the lips".Shepard: Stiff upper lip.Asari: Right, what did I say?
- Keeping in line with the series' Running Gag on aliens misinterpreting the finer points of human figures of speech, in the Citadel DLC of Mass Effect 3, an asari Rich Bitch in the casino will deliver this unfortunate line:
- Mega Man V: Uranus's weapon is called the Deep Digger? Seriously? And did it really have to be Uranus?
- Mega Man 3 has a Robot Master named Hard Man. The shape doesn't help.
- Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance: The Doktor keeps spouting these:
"Yes, enemy cyborgs should have plenty of electrolytes once you... extract their fluids.""Working on your body was quite... educational."
- In Metal Walker one of the capsules you can buy is called "Get Blown".
- Mimana Iyar Chronicle: If Melrose's Mad Scientist intentions are not taken into account, her attempts at undressing Crais and/or Sophie border on Black Comedy Rape.
- MindJack: "He's a big one! Well, the harder they come..."
- Monster Hunter has a consumable item that grants a stamina gauge boost and negates cold. The problem? It's called "Hot Meat".
- Konquest Mode in Mortal Kombat: Armageddon involves collectible "Relics" for each character in the game. Moloch's is the ball and chain he carries around...but it's called "Moloch's Ball." Cue Heh Heh, You Said X.
- Lucas in the hot spring with Ionia, the Magypsy in Video Game/Mother3. Because it cuts to black, and Ionia says things like "Don't struggle" and "Just endure it for a little bit", it can be interpreted the wrong way.
- Nurse dancing, BDSMnote , techniques for the proper use of leashes...describing your most recent NetHack run can sound downright kinky.
- In NiGHTS: Journey of Dreams, a good portion of the beginning of Helen's story is... yeah.
- Ni no Kuni has a scene where one character accuses the young hero Oliver of still sleeping with dolls. As it happens, his Fairy Companion, Drippy, was trapped in the form of Oliver's favorite plush toy until the game's beginning, leading Oliver to proudly state that he hasn't slept with Mr. Drippy in more than a month. Combine his verb choice with a heaping helping of Video Game Time—heck, even Drippy's name itself—and it comes out decidedly wrong-sounding.
- The Nintendo DS's Working Title was the "Nitro", resulting in the three-letter indexing code NTR. Unfortunately, a certain polarizing ero trope also shares that abbreviation.
- Nuts And Milk: The name of this game. Think about what it could lead someone to believe, and did in fact lead a ROM hacker to believe.
- The game OFF. Nothing in the game itself, but its title leads to a lot of unintentional hilarity when mentioned in conversation, leading to a lot of "I just beat OFF!" and "Can you help me get OFF?"
- Ōkami has a fisherman who, after a good run, proudly declares "I can feel life itself pulsing through my rod!"
- In The Oregon Trail you're fording the river and the water's going too fast. If you don't tie your wagon down, you might lose all of your supplies! Would you like to use rope and chains?
- All over the place in Otomedius. Especially from Tita, which might not be so accidental.
- Paper Mario: In the first game, there's a little (male) star kid called Twink.
- In the first Pajama Sam game, Sam will grab a plank of wood at the cost of a rope he borrowed from a tree. If you have Sam offer the wood to the tree in exchange, she'll be disgusted and tell Sam to take it away. Said tree might also be thinking of the wood as a dead corpse, possibly of her kin ... !
- From PaRappa the Rapper 2: "Slurp it! Suck it! I know you all like it!" (he was actually referring to the noodles he was eating, but anyone who is at least 13 will take it as...something else)
- The opening of the first Persona remake has a scene that looks oddly similar to goatse. And then you see Maki's face in it. It may be intentional, given the other bits of symbolism we see in the game itself.
- Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Dual Destinies : The ending movie of Case 3 has Juniper smiling happy and blushing at the sight of Apollo, while she's cosplaying as Lamiroir. It's quite an adorable moment between them, but if you've completed Apollo Justice (spoilers for that game) , then you may see this scene in a slightly squickier light... The fact that the Gyakuten Saiban 5 Official Visual Book says that Juniper may have "scored a few points in [Apollo's] book thanks" to her dressing up as his mother doesn't help lessen the Squick either.
- Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Trials and Tribulations: In 3-5, you can get Gumshoe to admit he wants to stick his pen in Phoenix's face.
- Plok: "I've been diddled again!"
- Basically, anyone who talks about Poké Balls.
- In fact, in HeartGold and SoulSilver, when the player first meets Kurt, he says, "(Player), eh? You want me to make some balls for you?" In fact, most of the types Kurt makes you qualify, with names like Heavy Balls, Friend Balls, and Love Balls.
- Anyone who talks about breeding Pokémon.
- Yanmega's Japanese name, Megayanma, made plenty of censor filters jump, along with Cofagrigus.
- Professor Oak came◊.
- Magmar and especially Magby's Japanese names: Boober and Booby, respectively! Of course, it was MEANT to reference birds like the Blue-Footed Booby, but... well... And Magmortar is Booburn. Ouch.
- Quite a few Pokémon have a suggestive tuft of fur between their legs, like Blaziken, Reshiram and Beartic. White Kyurem gets a few of Reshiram's characteristics... but not that suspicious placing of fur.
- The move Harden could make a few people with dirty minds giggle. Especially since the same Pokémon likely will know String Shot... Hydro Pump causes the same dirty thoughts sometimes. Particularly with Hot Skitty-on-Wailord Action jokes.
- Not to mention what the Internet has done with Cloyster.
- Mew's backsprite◊ from Black and White.
- Palkia's unfortunate design from the shoulders up.
- Basically, anyone who talks about Poké Balls.
- Pokémon Colosseum: A construction worker in the Pyrite Hotel says "Apparently some rich fellow ordered the colosseum built. I'm amazingly stiff."
- Pokémon Diamond and Pearl: So, in Platinum, you get a villa. You can buy furniture for it. When you mix records, sometimes your friends will find a TV program that is examining furniture you have. Sometimes they say that you have a "nice rack".
- REGIGIGAS can't get it going because of its Slow Start!
- In Pokémon Gold and Silver, there's a juggler who says, "Whoops! Dropped my balls!" when you defeat him in battle. It caused endless snickers from fans throughout the fandom. In the remakes, this line was replaced with "Whew! That was a jolt."
- Not to mention the Nugget item, which is called literally "golden ball" in the Japanese version. The man offering to give the player a nugget suddenly takes on a whole new meaning. "Golden ball" is a perfectly valid slang for... that... in Japanese though, so there's a good chance this was intentional.
- The same games as above also had a Trainer in the Burned Tower named Firebreather Dick (Firebreather Trainers are shown as fat men spewing out flames like a circus firebreather with the aid of an ignited stick and dressed like clowns in the originals and instead wearing Magmar-inspired clothes in the remakes. This one happened to be named Dick). Nintendo slightly modified this in the remakes as well by instead using the name Dick is short for, Richard.
- Speaking of Pokémon, Professor Oak "came as soon as he heard" that you beat the Elite Four... and unlike the remakes of Gold and Silver, the remakes of Red and Blue/Green did not change the line.
- And speaking of balls, there sure are some great ones in that series.
- The Heavy Balls and Love Balls.
- In Platinum, you can buy a furniture piece called the "rack". On TV, they will say that you have a "nice rack".
- Get enough furniture and eventually certain NPCs will invite themselves to your villa. It's funny the way a few of them seem to be waiting right next to your bed.
- The wild Regigigas can't get it going because of its Slow Start!
- HeartGold and SoulSilver's first NPC in the first town apparently likes your bag. A lot.
- Later in the game, you meet Whitney at the Pokéathlon Dome, who offers to buy you an outfit for the sport. In the Japanese script, she wonders out loud if you were an S or an M, then decides that you're an M and forces you into an outfit of her choosing.
- Also, Dewgong's Pokédex entry in Gold and HeartGold Versions states that "The colder the temperature, the friskier it gets."
- In the first gym in Black and White version (based upon a restaurant), a trainer that's a waitress tells an analogy about serving food and battles, then begins the battle, but not before saying "I'm your next course!"
- Anytime anyone talks about breeding Pokémon (especially Brock, in the anime, whose oft-stated ambition is to be "the best breeder ever!"). A fisherman trainer in Emerald. brags about his fishing before the battle, and then afterwards says "Don't tell me yours is bigger!"
- In Pokémon Sapphire, Dodrio's pokédex entry says "Apparently, the heads aren't the only parts of the body that Dodrio has three of". It's talking about its three hearts and three sets of lungs.
- Pokémon Red and Blue
- Professor Oak's infamous line: "I came when I heard you beat the Elite Four."
- Ever take a good look at the fountain at Silph Company first floor in ''Pokemon FireRed and LeafGreen''?◊
- Pokémon Stadium: One of the Team Rocket members in Stadium 2 has a Wobbuffet nicknamed... Wobbufap. It's even worse considering what Wobbuffet is.
- In Pokémon X and Y, you can sometimes meet a man in a purple suit named Mr. Bonding, usually alone in a hotel room and always facing a wall. If you talk to him, he'll turn around and exclaim "It's bonding time!," and the screen goes dark. After a second, the game fades back in, as if the player character has no memory of what just happened, and Mr. Bonding talks about how he's just given you a new skill.
- Zinnia from the post-credits content in Pokemon Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire greets you on the bottom floor of the Sky Pillar in a way that sounds exactly like she's hitting on you. The fact that she blushes right before you battle her at the top makes it worse.
- "The sea shall run white with his rage!" The guy is The Milkman, just for context's sake.
- In Punch-Out!! for Wii, when Soda Popinski gets back up, he takes up a bottle... and it looks somewhat like he pulls it out of his ass.
- Putt-Putt: Level 69 of Balloon-o-Rama has pink balloons arranged in the shape of a heart, which soon fills up with white balloons. Ironically, it's also a That One Level for many due to the fact all balloons regenerate after popping them. Three times.
- Even Quest 64 gets away with this one in regular gameplay. It's bad enough the spell is named Power Staff, but this is the kicker. It's of the fire element.
- The level in Rayman Origins where Holly Luya is rescued is known as Crazy Bouncing.
- Ring King for the NES. The in-between round animation. Doesn't help that no one can seem to explain what is supposed to be depicted.
- In one of the later Sam and Max releases the duo is trying to get into the church of Prismatology. Before Sam can enter, he is given a toy unicorn. When he rubs its horn, the horn will turn red if his faith is strong enough. Because he is not actually a believer, he has to go around asking other potential believers if they'd like to rub his unicorn. Similarly, referring to the franchise as S&M. Whoops.
- During Black Widow's ending in Saturday Night Slam Masters.
Black Widow: "My web has snared them all, none can hope to escape it, or me!"
- Oh, education games are not immune. In The Secret Island of Dr. Quandary, after you release Sir Pillory from the Num Lock stockade, if you approach the stockade again, he cheerfully offers to get locked up in it again, "just for fun".
- Shadow Hearts: Yuri in Covenant: "That's one big pussy."
- Ezekiel Lannister from Shadow Nexus — the way he talks is perfectly naive and innocent, but sometimes understandable as subtext (especially when Liam Oakley and Aidan are concerned).
- Sin and Punishment: Star Successor: Deko's Pre Ass Kicking One Liner in his third phase, coupled with his shirtlessness and cuffing of Isa makes him sound like he's going to put on hurt of a... special variety.
- Of the visual sort in Solatorobo: The defense system inside Lares, a giant blue-grey Rent-a-Zilla Humongous Mecha, contains a jellyfish-like creature and a sperm-shaped creature. The defense system inside Lemures, a giant grey-pink Rent-a-Zilla Humongous Mecha (stated to be more advanced and complicated than the above) contains the jellyfish-things, some round things that could easily be eggs, and... the sperm-things. Frisky giant robots!
- For even more fun, the eggs and sperm tend to show up together, and since the main method of dealing with multiple enemies is to throw one into another, you're likely to end up tossing sperm at eggs.
- Sonic the Hedgehog
"I don't care what you're thinking as you turn to me!'Cause what I have in my two hands is enough to set me free!I can fight the feeling to resist it over time...But when it's just too much to take, you sneak up from behind!"
- The number of times Tails has said "I can do it!" or "We all did it together!" throughout the series makes it seems like it's not an accident anymore.
- In Sonic Adventure, you can feed nuts to the Chao in the Chao Garden. Some of the thoughts they can have are "I love your nuts!" and "I like eating nuts, but I like staring at them too."
- "Sonic, I'm coming!" in the final stage of Sonic the Hedgehog (2006).
- The lyrics of Seven Rings in Hand can easily be interpreted as masturbation jokes. "No such thing as fate for those who speed"? "So many things need a push or pull to begin"? "Wild with just one single hand"?
- Even worse is What I'm Made Of....
I don't need a posse,I get it on by myself.
- The lyrics to Knuckles's theme song in Sonic Adventure, Unknown From M.E.
- In the fourth level of Sonic Lost World, the player can hear the character Zazz declare off-screen "I've been dreaming about pounding his sorry blue butt." No word of a lie.
- In Sonic Colors, after beating one of the bosses we get this exchange.
Tails: Great job Sonic.Sonic: You know me. I aim to please.Tails: Well, i'm TOTALLY pleased... And a little nauseous.
- Soul Calibur features Kilik, whose weapon is a spear—or a rod, if you will. In one of his victory quotes, he boasts that "this rod will be your doom."
- In the 2000 Spider-Man video game, Mysterio fires lasers, but the placement of where they're fired is... Questionable.
- SPISPOPD: By Word of God, Sphinxster's name was meant to be a pun on "youngster", but it was only until after the release of Dr. Lunatic that Mike Hommel realised that it sounded dangerously close to "spinster".
- One of the bosses in Spyro the Dragon (1998) is named Blowhard, of all things.
- Almost every line in Star Fox 64 can be seen as an innuendo when taken out of context.
Peppy: Slippy! You've got a bogey on your tail!Peppy: Shoot the tentacles to open the core!Pigma: I'll do you fast, Peppy old pal!
Falco: I can't wait to see this secret weapon!Peppy: Don't go too fast Falco!Slippy Things are starting to heat up.Fox: Let's sneak in and surprise them!Falco: I got everything above!Peppy: And I will take care of everything below!Slippy: Hey...Nice aircraft guys.Peppy: Aim for the open spot!Falco: Don't get too excited.Fox: Just what I needed to see...Star Wolf.Wolf: What's wrong? Come a little closer!Slippy: Fox! Get this guy off me!Falco: I'll take this one...Get that one behind me!Peppy: Pull it together. Just a bit further!Slippy: It's too hot! I can't take it anymore!Fox: I will do my best! Andross won't have his way with me!
- VGCats demonstrates. It is telling titled "NSFH, Not Safe for HUMANITY."
- Watch this. There is way too much to be unintentional.
- Falco: Oh man, i'm gonna have to jack off!
- In Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic:
- Everyone keeps referring to the player character's affinity for the dark side of the Force, and its effect on the other party members as "touching your dark taint."
- After his declaration of love for a female player character, other party members will remind Carth that you all have more pressing concerns. Like, you know, saving the world. He responds with "Let's get going. The longer we wait, the harder this is going to be."
- Sticky Balls - Its title and intro.
- Street Fighter The Movie: When the numeral "5" looks like the letter "S" during match play, "5 HIT COMBO" has a different interpretation.
- Hakan in Super Street Fighter IV pulls this off in his Arcade Mode's intro animation.
Hakan: It's time to cover the world IN MY OIL!!! note
- Super Mario Galaxy 2:
- When you fight Digga-Leg, you must hit it between the legs with a drill. Erm...
- Rollodillo, who you defeat by turning rock-hard and ramming yourself into its behind. Erm...
- Megahammer, who you battle by sending bullet bills into two large spherical sections of its chest and into a hole on its backside. Erm...
- Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins:
- Level 2 of Mario Zone is set approximately in the crotch area of a giant mechanical Mario. It's full of... balls. Big, bright balls, spiked balls, bears riding balls. Balls.
- In the first level of Space Zone, there is mound of rocks that resembles a certain rude hand gesture...
- Super Robot Wars Original Generation: Put Excellen Browning at the controls of the Alt Eisen if you get a chance and use the Revolver Stake. Hilarity Ensues
- Super Robot Wars UX: From Kali Yuga, of all things. One of her battle quotes is "All will be within my breast."
- The linked Retsupurae video for Super Tanooki Skin 2D has slowbeef interpreting the bony hills in the background as ribbed condoms.
- Tales of the Abyss.
- In a somewhat infamous example, Luke wakes up his manservant Guy in the middle of the night, and asks him to meet him outside with his sword. And then once the scene's over you get a little dialogue box saying "Luke learned Sonic Thrust!".......Good?
- There's also a skit where Jade refers to Dist as "an amusing pet." We'd also mention the Keterburg hotel scene, but, well...that one was probably completely intentional innuendo.
- Tales of Destiny 2: There's a skit where Judas mentions he'll "get better sleep" without Harold around. Not helped by Nanaly's next comment.
Nanaly: Don't be mean, Judas. I bet you're just saying that because you miss her!
- Tales of Vesperia:
Yuri: (extremely sultry voice) try it like this.Flynn: Yuri!Yuri: You can't beat me in an argument. But you know what you can beat me in. This!Flynn: Yeah. You're right. Just like always. Everything I feel is in this sword!Yuri: Good. Come on!
- There is a very, very good reason why Flynn and Yuri get so much Yaoi Fangirl attention. Right after you free Estelle from Alexei, you can rest at the castle. There's a fade-out, and when you fade back in Flynn's standing behind you asking if you're "going already?" It manages to look very much like a walk of shame. But the most suspect is this conversation before their duel:
- And then when they're done, they lie down on the field side by side, and Flynn says that Yuri has "gotten better."
- An occasional result of the randomization of the pre-battle lines in Theatrhythm Final Fantasy.
- Two characters in Threads of Fate are named Trap Master and Doll Master. "Trap" and "Doll" are both slang for MTF transexuals.
- The name of the Namco arcade game Tinkle Pit.
- Tomodachi Life has a minigame where you must tickle a Mii's nose to help them sneeze. If you fail it, they say "That was weird. It didn't really do it for me." It sounds a bit like they could be talking about unsatisfying sex as well as sneezes.
- Touch Me: Whoever came up with the name probably didn't realize how lewd it sounds.
- Transformers: War for Cybertron: Granted, they're robots and so don't really have genitalia (despite having both male and female examples of the species), but when fighting the Destroyers, after you blast the fuel cell in the back of the tank, forcing them to transform, if you keep your targeting reticule on that spot, you find that you're basically shooting them in the ass. Their heavy armor and moving head means that, basically, the best place to shoot them is in the crotch or the ass.
- The So Bad, It's Good Oblivion clone Two Worlds decided it'd be good to call the evil threatening the land, "The Taint". It's up to the hero to deal with the Taint infestation.
- The first task you must perform in Vampire Masquerade Bloodlines that requires your skills is lockpicking a door to an office. The only option you have, really, is to accept the task (like you'd refuse to do it if you were trying to escape homicidal Sabbat nutjobs and had a lockpick handy, anyway). The innuendo comes, sure enough, if you're playing Malkavian:
I shall invade this orifice.
- One of Politank-Z's victory quotes in Waku Waku 7 is, "Yes, yes, yes! Balls, balls, balls!"
- Lumi's scream of "It's too tight!" during the tutorial first level of Wheelman.
- World of Tanks doesn't seem like the kind of game to have this - after all, it's about tanks blowing each other up - but then when you hear Penetration!…
- While deciding whether or not to recruit Nessiah after defeating him in Yggdra Unison, he says "Please do whatever you like with me." The fact that you're technically holding him prisoner when he does doesn't help the yikes factor one bit. (Don't say that! You're cute, so there are people who'd definitely take advantage!)
- Sora provides an example of this in episode 8 of Yosuga no Sora; "This is no good, I wanted your curry, Haru!"
- You Don’tKnowJack: "Player two, nice screwing!"