Kill Jafar, Fuck Clayton, Marry Captain Hook
Dan Conner (from the original 9 seasons of Roseanne), Al Bundy, Bob Duncan
Edited by KeironCioran on Apr 26th 2019 at 7:47:52 AM
Ruler of Everything
I'm back, I guess.
Kill - Trish Una
Sex - Kumatora
Marry - Flamberge
Sylvia, Glaceon, and Riko Sakurauchi.
I can't think of a good signature.
Dagded Dujardin
Kill Riko (Underage)
Marry Glaceon (Marriage bewteen Pokemon and Humans was legal at one point in the Pokeworld history)
Sex Sylvia. (Only because she's old, anthropomorphic and sapient enough to make it less weird)
Edited by VengefulBale on Apr 28th 2019 at 5:09:18 AM
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."
Ruler of Everything
Kill Tak, Marry Susie, Sex Jasmine
Dark Meta Knight,Dark Pit,& Dark Choco Cookie
"I'm Mary Poppins, Y'all!" - Yondu,2017
Light and Hope
Kill Dark Meta, do the deed with Dark Choco Cookie, marry Dark Pit.
Aqua, Frederick Charles "Freddy" Krueger, Sunset Shimmer.
Hope: "Let's go. We'll be together." Lightning: "I only know... that soon, we'll be together."
Dagded Dujardin
Kill Freddy, Sex Aqua, Marry Sunset.
Kitty Catswell, Catrina, Catra
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."
Mona Megistus!
Since I’m watched none of those shows I’m going to have to Kill Em All.
Captain Marvel, Rescue, The Wasp
Edited by The_Dag on Apr 30th 2019 at 7:14:22 PM
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!
Light and Hope
Try and kill Rescue (MCU!Pepper Potts is Tony Stark's fiancee anyway, and I'm not butting in on their relationship by having sex with her), do the deed with the Wasp (here's hoping that Scott Lang or Hank Pym won't kill me for screwing around with Hope van Dyne) and marry Carol Danvers (the one who's NOT in a romantic relationship).
Loki Odinson, Discord, Peeves the Poltergeist.
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I was expecting the opposite on Discord and Peeves, because the former is an anti-heroic Reality Warper Physical God, while the latter is (pretty much) a Hogwarts ghost. Based on the stats, I'd rather not try and kill someone that powerful.
Edited by dave_the_assassin on May 6th 2019 at 5:13:22 PM
Hope: "Let's go. We'll be together." Lightning: "I only know... that soon, we'll be together."
- Loki Odinson — don't know him from that universe, but Loki the trickster god is likely to be fun in most incarnations — MARRY (and sex all the time)
- Discord — KILL
- Peeves the Poltergeist. — SEX
Game of Thrones: Cersei Lannister, Euron Greyjoy, Missandei of Naath
Dagded Dujardin
Jewel (current day)
Kill Galeem (Because he started this mess), Sex Dharkon (Because I don't wanna marry him), Marry Tabuu (Because He's the only one I tolerate the most)
Cosmic human watches over a certain Meme universe.
Dagded Dujardin
Kill Dimentio, Sex Jackle, Marry Joka.
Doctor Octopus, Proxima Midnight, Zangya
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."
Light and Hope
Kill Zangya, fuck Doc Ock, marry Proxima.
The Joker, Marin, Nyota Uhura.
Edited by dave_the_assassin on May 6th 2019 at 8:52:15 PM
Hope: "Let's go. We'll be together." Lightning: "I only know... that soon, we'll be together."
The King Without a Kingdom
Kill Batman Joker, fuck Persona Joker, marry Mass Effect Joker.
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?
Dagded Dujardin
Kill King Boo, Screw Blooky, Marry Clyde.
Edited by VengefulBale on May 6th 2019 at 10:26:35 AM
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."
The Senate
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Kill King Boo, sex Clyde, marry Napstablook.
Marry Chien Po, kill Yao, sex Ling.
Eidolon Wyrm, Ghost Leviathan, Rlim Shaikorth
Edited by Emperor_Ing on May 6th 2019 at 11:27:53 AM
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
Oh Captain!~
Kill Rlim Shaikorth, sex Eidolon Wyrm, marry Ghost Leviathan.
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
Lord English
Bed: Chris Evans
Wed: Chris Pratt
Behead: Chris Hemsworth
Next:
1 (Female)Grima
(From Fire Emblem Awakening)
2 The Conductor
(From Crypt of the Necro-Dancer)
3 Princess Peach
(From the Mario franchise)
Kill Peach, fuck Grima, marry Conductor.
Slenderman, SCP-682, Darth Maul
Edited by unfortunatezorua on Aug 10th 2019 at 9:52:47 PM
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?
Dagded Dujardin
Kill Slenderman, Sex Maul, Marry 682
Lilithmon, LadyDevimon, Angewomon.
Edited by VengefulBale on Aug 10th 2019 at 8:52:40 AM
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."
Kill Aigis, marry Captain Marvel, sex Starfire.
Jafar, Captain Hook, Clayton.
Edited by TheGamechanger on Apr 26th 2019 at 7:10:31 AM
The League of Heroes