Screw Yourself / Western Animation

• Robot Chicken:
  • One sketch parodying Best Week Ever, featured Hal Sparks (portrayed as pretty much all people on that show are, as a stop motion action figure) remarking "If anyone ever made a toy of me, I'd have to make out with it". A few seconds later, Hal is shown making out with a considerably less animate but otherwise identical copy of himself. A moment after THAT, he pauses to cheerfully declare to the camera, "It's not gay, it's masturbation!"
  • Another sketch had a "doppelgangbang", where a bunch of people with the same face but different bodies engage in an orgy.
  • Yet another sketch starred two Clone Troopers discussing said trope. One of them wonders if masturbation is gay and if them two getting it on would be considered masturbation. His partner, Threes, states that masturbation on its own isn't gay, but if them two doing it is, if it's between two consenting adults its not that big a deal.
• Futurama:
  • It's nowhere near sex, but Fry does say Lars has a "ruggedly good-looking face," before he learns Lars' true identity.
  • This is of course the very first thing a nudist alien does after thinking he finds the secret to paradox-free Time Travel in Bender's Big Score.
• In one of its countless Imagine Spots, The Simpsons had Homer fantasizing what it'd be like to marry himself. Cue the image of a room full of mini-Homers and two adult Homers swapping tongue.
• Arguably, Warden paired with either himself or his future self is one of the more popular pairings in the Superjail! fandom, fueled by a scene in which two versions of himself hug each other at their trial, prompting the judge to tell him to "stop touching yourself!"
• In the American Dragon: Jake Long episode "The Love Cruise", Fu accidentally gets shot by Cupid's love arrow and falls in love with himself.
• While Cybertronians are by and large immortal robots who realistically would only have a Purely Aesthetic Gender, Starscream in Transformers: Animated seems to come on to his Opposite-Sex Clone, Slipstream, while asking what she represents in him.
• Family Guy:
  • One episode features Stewie and Brian travelling to other universes, one being where everyone has two heads: One happy, one sad. When we see this universe's Stewie, we see his heads kissing each other. The happy one likes it, while the sad one tries his best to.
  • There was a cutaway gag in another episode about a "narcissistic pedophile" who masturbates to childhood photos of himself.
  • One episode had Brian having sex with a robotic double of himself Stewie made.
• Æon Flux has an episode where Aeon is duplicated and, true to her omnisexual nature, makes out with herself, though only briefly... on camera. There was more than one duplicate. And they were all naked, in the same room. Yes, the Big Bad had a cloned harem of his primary nemesis.
• In one episode of My Gym Partner's a Monkey, Jake has a parrot named Orlando who keeps looking at himself in the mirror and saying "pretty bird".
• An episode of American Dad! has a future version of Stan offering the Stan from the present a "handy J." According to future Stan, it's not gay, it's "you on you."
• In Young Justice (2010), Miss Martian demonstrates her shapeshifting powers by turning into female versions of Robin and Kid Flash, leading Kid Flash to wonder, "Is it wrong that I think I'm hot?"
• Fairly OddParents has the episode "Stupid Cupid" where Cosmo falls in love with himself after he accidentally shoots himself with Cupid's love arrow.
• Mary Shelley's Frankenhole:
  • Ron Howard (and Tom Hanks, but only incidentally) was so narcissistic that he forced hookers to wear mirrors on their faces. Eventually, that wasn't enough for him, so he wanted Frankenstein to make a clone of him. He agreed, but Ron felt it was taking too long and started jumping back through time to have sex with younger versions of himself. This ultimately collapsed the timeline and resulted in a universe populated by an infinite number of Ron Howards.
  • Also with the Were-Lawrence. He finally finds a woman who loves him. Only, having bitten her, she turns into his human form whenever sexually aroused.
• In the episode "Johnny Alternative", it's strongly implied that Johnny Test falls in love with a female version of himself.
• A PG version in the episode "A Glitch Is A Glitch" of Adventure Time, in which the Ice King is convinced that Princess Bubblegum will go out with him if he was the last person in Ooo. His evil scheme of the episode does indeed remove everyone from Ooo, but when he comes to collect, Princess Bubblegum realizes that there is one person in Ooo other than the Ice King—herself. She proceeds to spend most the episode's remaining run time making out with her own hand.
• In SheZow Maz is attracted to Maisy, his female double from DudePow's universe, from the moment he sets eyes on her. Kelly also suggests that the reason Guy/SheZow and Gal/DudePow bicker might be because they could really like each other, also the ice powered villain ColdFinger's and his fire powered female counterpart Grilla also hit it off.
• A PG version in the end credits of Smurfs: The Lost Village: Vanity Smurf's reflection comes to life and gives him a kiss on the lips.
• Bump in the Night touched upon this trope in the episode "Gum Crazy", where Mr. Bumpy disguises himself as a woman in an attempt to seduce his heart to give up the gum inside his stomach. The personification of Bumpy's heart happens to look like Bumpy with a moustahce, and Bumpy's ruse is thankfully foiled before things get too risque.
• In the DuckTales (2017) episode "The Dangerous Chemistry of Gandra Dee!", one of the many past lovers of his Launchpad lists is a clone of himself.
• In a Valentine's Day episode of House of Mouse, Ludwig Von Drake creates an Opposite-Sex Clone of himself to date. Ultimately, they get annoyed with each other and break up.
• At the end of the South Park episode "Tweek x Craig," Cartman has sex with Cupid Cartman, his imaginary friend who resembles himself, but as a cherub. Subverted when Liane walks in on him and we see Cartman's just masturbating.
  • One of the potential fathers of Eric Cartman (prior to the reveal of it being Scott Tenorman's dad) was Liane herself, and indeed that was actually the official answer as of "Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut".
• In the Darkwing Duck episode "My Valentine Ghoul", Darkwing is sprayed with a Love Potion that accidentally makes him fall in love with Negaduck, his alternate universe Evil Counterpart.
• The Ren & Stimpy Show: "Ren's Bitter Half" ends with Evil Ren trying to clone himself with Stimpy's formula, only for the resulting "Hideously Evil Ren" to turn out an Opposite-Sex Clone. The two Evil Rens promptly fell in love and got married.
• Looney Tunes Cartoons: One of the minute-long shorts has Porky pull over Daffy for speeding. Daffy says he has "lead foot" to reveal a pencil where his foot should be. He erases Porky's head and replaces it with his own. The two Daffys find each other handsome and decide to get married and have kids, and the segment ends with them kissing.
• Rick and Morty: The season 6 episode "Bethic Instinct" sees Beth and Space Beth have an affair with each other, even going so far as to use Rick's holodeck to "do a full San Junipero", much to Rick's annoyance (who indirectly admits that he also had several romantic and/or sexual affairs with his many multidimensional counterparts, and is only really annoyed that the Beths are bad at hiding their affair), Morty and Summer's absolute disgust, and Jerry's eventual shock and anger until he forgives them in exchange for letting him watch.
  • Played for Laughs in The Stinger when Jerry gets curious to try it himself, and after getting turned away from the Jerry daycare he shares a brief kiss with one of his parallel selves before the two shake hands and walk away satisfied.

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