"I just realized, I can get into your house whenever I want!"
— Sock to Jonathan, Welcome to Hell
A Fan: Oda-sensei. Since Luffy is a Gomu Human, does that mean his penis can stretch, too?
Eiichiro Oda: His penis can stretch too.
Another Fan: Yo! This is the first time we've talked, Ei-chan. (Ehehe!) I'm so SHY! So anyway, I have a question. "Buggy the Clown" can split himself in pieces, right? So of course, he can also do that DOWN THERE, if you know what I mean... I can't say any more. I won't let you say any more. Don't draw anything until you answer this question!!
Eiichiro Oda: His penis can fly too.
Eiichiro Oda: His penis can stretch too.
Another Fan: Yo! This is the first time we've talked, Ei-chan. (Ehehe!) I'm so SHY! So anyway, I have a question. "Buggy the Clown" can split himself in pieces, right? So of course, he can also do that DOWN THERE, if you know what I mean... I can't say any more. I won't let you say any more. Don't draw anything until you answer this question!!
Eiichiro Oda: His penis can fly too.
— One Piece, SBS Volume 8 and 12
Somehow integrate her supernatural abilities into our sex life. Really... is there any other answer?
— I_Am_A_Spoon, when asked in a forum poll
how he would react to discovering that his girlfriend is a supernatural creature
how he would react to discovering that his girlfriend is a supernatural creature"I remember back when I was a kid there was a comic strip called Plastic Man. His body was elastic and he could make his extremities as long as he wanted. As a youngster I didn't fully appreciate. But I'm now thinking Plastic Man was probably pretty popular with the ladies."
Clark: In the last few months, I've been hearing things, you know? Things I couldn't before, like — like over there. Jenny's telling Pete Ross her folks are going out tonight.
Lana: That little tart! You heard that?
Clark: And I can see things too, like in the gym. Ms. Stevenson's inside, putting up decorations for the dance. Somebody should be holding that ladder.
Lana: You're saying you can see through walls? So how many times have you peeked into the girl's locker room, huh?
Lana: That little tart! You heard that?
Clark: And I can see things too, like in the gym. Ms. Stevenson's inside, putting up decorations for the dance. Somebody should be holding that ladder.
Lana: You're saying you can see through walls? So how many times have you peeked into the girl's locker room, huh?
"An invisible boy in the girls' locker room. Why didn't I think of that?"
— Terry, Batman Beyond
Pete: Did you ever use your X-ray vision to look in the girl's locker room?
Clark: I never use my powers for personal gain.
Pete: Clark...
Clark: Okay. Maybe once.
Clark: I never use my powers for personal gain.
Pete: Clark...
Clark: Okay. Maybe once.
"Well, yeah, I would give anything to be able to turn invisible. Well, I wouldn't use my powers to beat people up, but I'd use my powers to protect the girls' locker room."
— Xander, Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Thursday Next: I assure you I'm not going to the Real World for the sex.
Professor Plum: When tourism was permitted, many visitors used it for little else.
Professor Plum: When tourism was permitted, many visitors used it for little else.
Reggie: I guess if you only got stuck with one power, invisibility isn't so bad.
Delsin: No kidding, right? I've been planning what I would do if I could turn invisible since I hit puberty.
Reggie: ...Aaand this conversation is now over.
Delsin: No kidding, right? I've been planning what I would do if I could turn invisible since I hit puberty.
Reggie: ...Aaand this conversation is now over.
"And he immediately defiles the holy gift given to him."
— Mike Nelson, Mystery Science Theater 3000, "The Pumaman"
"You know, I think you ought to get [Brodie] some help. He seems to be really hung up on superheroes' sex organs."
"The invisibility cloak: Over 1001 uses, several of them non-perv-related."
— Mike Nelson, Rifftrax, on Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
1366. I will not use the mass suggestion spell to make the elf babes make out.
Mmmm... remote viewing, it's a beautiful thing!
This creates a little hidey hole invisible from the outside world perfect for storing weapons, valuable Bequests or bringing boyfriends you don't want your mother to know about.
— Description of the Through the Looking Glass Charm, Princess: The Hopeful
They had been fumbling lovers for an hour. But now? Now she knew what it was to be "fulfilled." Indeed, she knew that if Yulian willed it he could fill her to bursting — literally! A chuckle rose in his throat, formed on his lips like a bubble of bile. Oh, yes, for the Other wasn't the only one who could put out pseudopod extensions of himself!
— Necroscope II: Wamphyri
We remind you again to stop horsing around with the Augmented Reality machine. It is an expensive and ground-breaking piece of equipment. Cease turning it into a puerile game. Also, the custodians have again complained about the mess left after Friday night's use of the AR machine's "Adult" program. Please, show the custodians (as well as the walls, floors, and furniture) all due respect and decorum.
— A memo from the Orochi Group, The Secret World
"And incidentally, if you'll allow me to be crude, Dawson's symphatic diagnoser came in handy in the bedroom. His implant received pleasurable sensations, too. So if his girlfriend slipped on that transmitting blue hairnet and he tuned in his little implant nubbin, he didn't just feel what he was feeling, but also felt what she was feeling. Son of a bitch was experiencing male and female orgasms at the same time."
— Rolo Haynes, Black Mirror, "Black Museum"
"Through my father's line and the others, I have gone right back to the House of Atreus."
"Such an illustrious line!"
"With its fair share of fools."
Distraction is what I need, he thought.
Would it be a tour through sexual dalliances and exploits, then?
"You have no idea what internal orgies are available to me! I am the ultimate voyeur — participant(s) and observer(s)."
"Such an illustrious line!"
"With its fair share of fools."
Distraction is what I need, he thought.
Would it be a tour through sexual dalliances and exploits, then?
"You have no idea what internal orgies are available to me! I am the ultimate voyeur — participant(s) and observer(s)."
Every time someone comes up with a new invention, someone will immediately work out a way to get sex involved. As soon as the camera was invented, I can personally guarantee that the first film ever developed included at least two pictures of the inventor's girlfriend, naked. I can remember when polaroid cameras hit the shops. All right guys, what's the first thing you thought? "You don't have to send the film to the chemist. They can be as saucy as you want." It's pathetic, but it's what we're like. It's a guy thing. I guarantee that if a guy invents invisibility at midday, he'll be in the ladies' showers at the local leisure centre by one o'clock.
This concept was demonstrated perfectly when Professor Blofish, prior to his dismissal from Imperial College, finally perfected his "Spanner Scanner" — a device which allowed the events occurring in a previous timespan in a given location to be viewed again. Due to the limitations of the power supply at the time, the device could only replay events that had transpired during the last two milliseconds. This effectively allowed you to view everything in the world, almost as it occurred. Professor Blofish was forced to resign from the faculty when he was found alone, giggling and foaming at the mouth, viewing a female biochemistry student's room.
This concept was demonstrated perfectly when Professor Blofish, prior to his dismissal from Imperial College, finally perfected his "Spanner Scanner" — a device which allowed the events occurring in a previous timespan in a given location to be viewed again. Due to the limitations of the power supply at the time, the device could only replay events that had transpired during the last two milliseconds. This effectively allowed you to view everything in the world, almost as it occurred. Professor Blofish was forced to resign from the faculty when he was found alone, giggling and foaming at the mouth, viewing a female biochemistry student's room.
— The Log, by Craig Charles
"This Scout plasmid is great! Be somewhere you ain't — tough to get yer head around, huh? But the ol' skin and bones takes a load off while the mind goes for a stroll. I can see whatever I want, wherever I want. Gonna splice up with Scout, then head down to the ladies' dressing rooms at the Adonis Resort... heh heh heh!"
— Tommy Hanrahan, BioShock 2
"With invisibility, you could spy on people while they're... inking their Splat Zone."
— Marina, Splatoon 2
Julian: You know, when they developed that telepathy system I don't think they had this application in mind.
Tessa: [with mouth full] I doubt that. For every invention or technological advancement ever made, someone's first thought was "how can I use this for porn?"
Tessa: [with mouth full] I doubt that. For every invention or technological advancement ever made, someone's first thought was "how can I use this for porn?"
— S.S.D.D.
Superman: The Antarctic camouflages Kryptonian crystal tech far better than cacti, but next time you catch a chill, give me a holler. I'll warm you.
Lois Lane: You wouldn't use your heat vision on me, would you, Superman?
Superman: No, just the x-ray.
Lois: You're bad!
Lois Lane: You wouldn't use your heat vision on me, would you, Superman?
Superman: No, just the x-ray.
Lois: You're bad!
They hadn't even suspected that Bran might be capable of even the simplest forms of lust, as if losing the use of his legs had made him a eunuch... though he could certainly thank Sansa for starting that particular rumour. They didn't know how many times he'd observed the rutting that played out across his city, or the dozens of shadowy dalliances performed in the Red Keep; they didn't know the ideas he'd poured into their heads, spurring them on to greater heights of depravity; they didn't know how many times he'd allowed himself entry into the minds of lovers, making himself giver or receiver — or both — at will.
"Allow me to introduce myself. I'm Don Cherry and this is my Dirty Work. Its power is to create invisible blades. It's quite good for undressing ladies without those nasty pick-up lines. Be careful now."
— Don Cherry, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: The 7th Stand User
On a warm summer day
The doctor went away
To a place where he could make it real
His assistant's hips were nice
So he cloned her once or twice
Now his hips are aching, what a deal!
The doctor went away
To a place where he could make it real
His assistant's hips were nice
So he cloned her once or twice
Now his hips are aching, what a deal!
— Helloween, "Dr. Stein"
Mark: There's gotta be like a world of like, sexual spells in Harry Potter. Like pornography spells. There has to be. Like erectile dysfunction is not a thing in Harry Potter. If you can make someone turn into a cat, you can make their dick bigger.
Ethan: "Engorgio" is the spell to make things bigger. You know they've been using that on their dicks.
Ethan: "Engorgio" is the spell to make things bigger. You know they've been using that on their dicks.
— Unus Annus, Mark and Ethan Learn About The Human Body
