History Quotes / PowerPerversionPotential

->'''Sock:''' (To Jonathan) I just realized, I can [[{{Intangibility}} get into your house]] ''whenever I want!''
-->—'''Webcomic/WelcomeToHell'''

->'''A Fan''': Oda-sensei. Since Luffy is a [[RubberMan Gomu Human]], does that mean his penis can stretch, too?
->'''[[Manga/OnePiece Eiichiro Oda]]''': [[WordOfGod His penis can stretch too.]]

->'''Another Fan''': Yo! This is the first time we've talked, Ei-chan. (Ehehe!) I'm so SHY! So anyway, I have a question. "Buggy the Clown" can split himself in pieces, right? So of course, he can also do that DOWN THERE, if you know what I mean... I can't say any more. I won't let you say any more. Don't draw anything until you answer this question!!\\
'''Eiichiro Oda''': His penis can fly too.
-->--'''[[Manga/OnePiece One Piece]]''', SBS Volume 8 and 12.

-> Somehow integrate her supernatural abilities into our sex life. Really... is there any other answer?
-->--'''I_Am_A_Spoon''', when asked in a [[http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.249096-You-just-found-out-your-Spouse-Girlfriend-is-a-Supernatural-Creature-What-do-you-do forum poll]] how he would react to discovering that his girlfriend is a [[MagicalGirlfriend supernatural creature]]

->'''Clark:''' In the last few months, I've been hearing things, you know? Things I couldn't before, like — like over there. Jenny's telling Pete Ross her folks are going out tonight.
->'''Lana:''' That little tart! You heard that?
->'''Clark:''' And I can see things too, like in the gym. Ms Stevenson's inside, putting up decorations for the dance. Somebody should be holding that ladder.
->'''Lana:''' You're saying you can see through walls? So how many times have you peeked into the girl's locker room, huh?

-> An invisible boy in the girls' locker room. Why didn't I think of that?

-->--''Series/{{Smallville}}''

-> Well, yeah, I would give anything to be able to turn invisible. Well, I wouldn't use my powers to beat people up, but I'd use my powers to protect the girls' locker room.

->'''Thursday Next:''' I assure you I'm not going to the [[RealLife Real World]] for the sex.
->'''Professor Plum:''' When tourism was permitted, many visitors used it for little else.
-->--[[Literature/ThursdayNext One of Our Thursdays is Missing]]

->'''Reggie:''' I guess if you only got stuck with one power, invisibility isn't so bad.
->'''Delsin:''' No kidding, right? I've been planning what I would do if I could turn invisible since I hit puberty.
->'''Reggie:''' ...Aaand this conversation is now over.
-->--''[[VideoGame/InfamousSecondSon Infamous: Second Son]]''

-->--'''Mike Nelson''', at the end of ''[[Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000 MST3K]]''[='=]s screening of ''Film/ThePumaman''

->"You know, I think you ought to get [Brodie] some help. He seems to be really hung up on super heroes' sex organs."
-->--'''Creator/StanLee, ''Film/{{Mallrats}}'''''

->"The invisibility cloak: Over 1001 uses, several of them non-perv-related."
-->--''Mike, {{Podcast/Rifftrax}}, Film/HarryPotterAndThePrisonerOfAzkaban''

->1366. I will not use the mass suggestion spell to make [[GirlOnGirlIsHot the elf babes make out.]]
-->--''Blog/ThingsMrWelchIsNoLongerAllowedToDoInAnRPG''

->''Mmmm… [[PsychicPowers remote viewing]], it's a beautiful thing!''
-->--'''[[AntiHero Shinji]]''' right after using his PsychicPowers to spy on '''[[LoveInterest Asuka]]''' as she is undressing, ''Fanfic/ThousandShinji''

->"This creates a little hidey hole invisible from the outside world perfect for storing weapons, valuable Bequests or bringing boyfriends you don't want your mother to know about."
-->--Description of the Through the Looking Glass Charm, ''TabletopGame/PrincessTheHopeful''

->They had been fumbling lovers for an hour. But now? Now she knew what it was to be "fulfilled." Indeed, she knew that if Yulian willed it he could fill her to bursting – [[NotHyperbole literally]]! A chuckle rose in his throat, formed on his lips like a bubble of bile. Oh, yes, for [[BlobMonster the Other]] wasn't the only one who could [[VoluntaryShapeshifting put out pseudopod extensions of himself]]!
-->--''Literature/{{Necroscope}} II: Wamphyri''

-->--A memo from the Orochi Group, ''VideoGame/TheSecretWorld''

->And incidentally, if you'll allow me to be crude, Dawson's [[TheEmpath symphatic diagnoser]] came in handy in the bedroom. His implant received pleasurable sensations, too. So if his girlfriend slipped on that transmitting blue hairnet and he tuned in his little implant nubbin, he didn't just feel what he was feeling, but also felt what ''she'' was feeling. Son of a bitch was experiencing male and female orgasms ''[[TheImmodestOrgasm at the same time]].''
-->--'''Rolo Haynes,''' ''Recap/BlackMirrorBlackMuseum''

->"[[GeneticMemory Through my father's line and the others]], I have [[MentalTimeTravel gone right back]] to the House of Atreus."
->"Such an illustrious line!"
->"With its fair share of fools."
->''Distraction is what I need,'' he thought.
->Would it be a tour through sexual dalliances and exploits, then?
->“You have no idea what internal orgies are available to me! I am the ultimate voyeur — participant(s) and observer(s)."
-->--''Literature/GodEmperorOfDune''

->Every time someone comes up with a new invention, someone will [[TheRuleOfFirstAdopters immediately work out a way to get sex involved]]. As soon as the camera was invented, I can personally guarantee that the first film ever developed included at least two pictures of the inventor's girlfriend, naked. I can remember when polaroid cameras hit the shops. All right guys, what's the first thing you thought? "You don't have to send the film to the chemist. They can be as saucy as you want." [[ImAManICantHelpIt It's pathetic, but it's what we're like. It's a guy thing]]. I guarantee that if a guy invents invisibility at midday, [[InvisibleJerkass he'll be in the ladies' showers at the local leisure centre by one o'clock]].
->This concept was demonstrated perfectly when Professor Blofish, prior to his dismissal from Imperial College, finally perfected his "Spanner Scanner" - a device which allowed the events occurring in a previous timespan in a given location to be viewed again. Due to the limitations of the power supply at the time, the device could only replay events that had transpired during the last two milliseconds. [[TheOmniscient This effectively allowed you to view everything in the world, almost as it occurred]]. Professor Blofish was forced to resign from the faculty when he was found alone, giggling and foaming at the mouth, viewing a female biochemistry student's room.
-->--''The Log,'' by Creator/CraigCharles

->This Scout [[BioAugmentation plasmid]] is great! Be somewhere you ain't — tough to get yer head around, huh? But [[AstralProjection the ol' skin and bones takes a load off while the mind goes for a stroll]]. I can see whatever I want, wherever I want. Gonna splice up with Scout, then head down to the ladies' dressing rooms at the Adonis Resort... heh heh heh!!!
-->--'''Tommy Hanrahan,''' ''VideoGame/Bioshock2''

->''"With invisibility, you could spy on people while they're...[[UnusualEuphemism inking their Splat Zone]]."''

->'''Julian:''' "You know, when they developed that [[ElectronicTelepathy telepathy]] system I don't think they had this application in mind."
->'''Tessa:''' (with mouth full) ''I doubt that. For every invention or technological advancement ever made, someone's first thought was [[TheRuleOfFirstAdopters "how can I use this for porn?"]]''

->'''Superman''': The Antarctic camouflages Kryptonian crystal tech far better than cacti, but next time you catch a chill, give me a holler. I'll warm you.\\
'''Lois Lane''': You wouldn't use your heat vision on me, would you, Superman?\\
'''Superman''': No, just the x-ray.\\
'''Lois''': You're bad!
-->--''WesternAnimation/SupermanDoomsday''

->They hadn't even suspected that Bran might be capable of even the simplest forms of lust, as if [[WheelchairWoobie losing the use of his legs]] had made him a eunuch... though he could certainly thank [[AlphaBitch Sansa]] for starting that particular rumour. They didn't know how many times [[TheOmniscient he'd observed the rutting that played out across his city]], or the dozens of shadowy dalliances performed in the Red Keep; they didn't know [[{{Telepathy}} the ideas he'd poured into their heads]], spurring them on to greater heights of depravity; they didn't know how many times [[DemonicPossession he'd allowed himself entry into the minds of lovers]], making himself giver or receiver – or both – at will.
-->--''Fanfic/IlLogicalConclusions: [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13558817/6/Il-Logical-Conclusions Chapter 6]]''

->'''Don Cherry''': Allow me to introduce myself. I'm Don Cherry and [[FightingSpirit this]] is my Dirty Work. Its power is to create invisible blades. It's quite good for undressing ladies without those nasty pick-up lines. Be careful now.
-->-- ''VideoGame/JoJosBizarreAdventureThe7thStandUser''

->''On a warm summer day''\\
''The doctor went away''\\
''To a place where he could make it real''\\
''His assistant's hips were nice''\\
''So he cloned her once or twice''\\
''Now his hips are aching, what a deal!''
-->--'''Music/{{Helloween}}''', "Dr. Stein"

->'''Pete:''' ''Did you ever use your X-ray vision to look in the girl's locker room?''\\
'''Clark:''' ''I never use my powers for personal gain.''\\
'''Pete:''' ''Clark...''\\
'''Clark:''' ''Okay. Maybe once.''

->'''"You see, that's the problem with people like you who have superpowers. You don't really use your super powers for good. If ''I'' had super powers, everyone would be naked, and women [[{{Fanboy}} signing autographs at conventions]] couldn't resist me!"''
-->--'''Marvin Trill''', ''Area 53'' (''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoSanAndreas'')

->''"It's a custom tailored energy/super-power drainer. Transfers meta-human force and funnels it into the owner — converting it to a number of pre-set super-powers.... We had to stop production. You'd be surprised how many disgusting uses there are for '[[RubberMan Plastic Man]]'."''
-->-- '''Lightning Lady''', ''[[Webcomic/EvilInc Evil, Inc.]]''

->'''Chris''': That was always [[FridgeHorror the creepiest part of the show]], because he never ever actually gazed at any real stars with it. It was totally just so he could be a voyeur. Why he even needed a telescope for that is beyond me, but I guess he didn’t have all his powers at the beginning of the show.\\
'''Chris''': I think it’s kind of the best joke in this series that Lois completely doesn’t realize that’s what he was doing with it. It’s like, she sees it and thinks 'Awww, he feels so alone and looks up at the stars for comfort! How sweet and introspective!' Meanwhile, she could barely get it out of the barn because [[ADateWithRosiePalms it was stuck to the floor.]]\\
'''David''': ''Ooooooooooof.''\\
'''Chris''': Thanks everybody, I’ll be here all night.
-->--'''''Smallvillains''''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/recap-smallivlle-episode-10-17-kent/ on]] ''{{Series/Smallville}}'' ("Kent")