Film — Live-Action
"Alright, that's enough, Fat Bastard. As much as I like seeing Powers in agony (and I do), the thought of you naked is just gross." Scotty:
There's so... many... penises. Cooper:
This is the biggest sausage-fest on Earth. Scotty:
It's the International House of Sausage!
"Whoever painted The Trunchbull must have had a strong stomach. A really strong stomach."
If a corpse already liquid with decay had risen from the grave, smeared lipstick on its gums, and attempted a flirtation, the result could not have been more appalling.Magazines Hsu:
Besides, this is the gaming audience, the most supportive audience in the world. If worst comes to worst I just picture all of them in their underwear.
(Hsu walks up to the podium to give his speech
I Obese cosplayer in the audience:
Wanna see our underwear? Hsu: My mind has just died.
Hey, hey, hey! Watch your language! This is radio, we have regulations about that sort of thing! Jan
: But you let a naked man on. Maurice
: Eh, he's behind a screen. You can't see him; he's not that exciting. Imagine a flabby guy with a pony tail and a nasty rash. You'll get the picture. Jan
: Imagine one? I married
"Louis Gossett is strutting around a table in way too tight Dockers shaking his ass back and forth like Shakira. And I looked. God help me, I looked. I knew I shouldn't have, but I did. How could I not? His ass was right in the middle of the screen swinging back and forth like I was watching some weird table dance by Reginald Veljohnson. Part of me will
"This week: Magneto fully embraces Casual Fridays on Asteroid M
maybe a little too casual."
—Chris Sims on X-Men
, "Sanctuary, Part 1"
"At last, on February 22, 1999, the world's fate was sealed. A sight is witnessed on this date that is so disgusting that any human being who witnesses it would immediately lose any trace of sanity. Bess was seen naked."
—N106, Bad Webcomics Wiki
"This is objectively a sexy photograph, but holy hell does it make me want to die." 1278. An elf wardancer chick in nothing but body paint is totally hot. A Vesten berserker in nothing but body paint not so much.
"YOU ARE A NIGHTMARE MADE FLESH! You have passed 'Coyote Ugly' and entered into some horrible Twilight Realm beyond! If a man woke up in bed with you, he would happily chew through his own neck! No no no no no, don't give me that,
he would find a way!"
"DAAAAAH! Fuck it, movie! Fuck it! I- I got a hard enough time watching his acting, you gotta show me his ass?! What the hell?!" "I now understand how someone not attracted to women feels when watching Kill la Kill." Wish somebody would taze me right now/This story's 'bout as sexy as rabies right now.
"The crew was convulsed with laughter, and they kept showing each other cigarette stubs and winking as they did so, as if to say that was the size of my skittle. Camera crews are renowned for their unkindness in these matters." "I've always wanted to see Serge Lifar. Now I have. And it's all true..."
"What is true?"
"He is every bit as bad no, dreadful as I've always heard." Even I could tell that the flabby-buttocked man onstage was, if not bad, oddly repellant as he struck his poses. Year later, Nureyev said that when he was in charge of the Paris Opera Ballet, his most difficult task was to exorcise the malign ghost of Lifar."
"Jenny McCarthy has a technologically splendid bosom that should, in my opinion, be put to a better use than being vomited upon."