Edward David Pepitone (born November 5, 1958 in Brooklyn, New York) is an American stand-up comic, actor, and voice actor. He is best known for Old School, Free Ride, and Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell.
Works with Eddie Pepitone:
Film
- 1986 Combat Shock: Terry – Strung-Out Junkie
- 2003 Old School: Archer
- 2005 Freeze Out: Tim
- 2005 Save The Mavericks: Coach Cal
- 2007 The Living Wake: Reginald
- 2007 Life With Fiona: Mr. Thogmartin
- 2008 Held Up: Martin (Made-for-TV Movie)
- 2009 Punching The Clown: Eddie
- 2010 Pickin And Grinnin: Al
- 2010 Bright Day: Eddie
- 2011 Terri: Joe Hollywood
- 2011 The Blackest Swan: Mother
- 2011 The Legend of Awesomest Maximus: Approximo
- 2011 The Muppets (2011): Postman
- 2013 Free Ride: BK
- 2014 Trunkd: Randy
- 2014 Angry Video Game Nerd: The Movie: Mr. Swann
- 2015 Bad Night: The Clown
- 2016 Five Doctors: Boris
- 2016 Pub Quiz: Eddie (TV Movie)
- 2017 Handsome A Netflix Mystery Movie: Durante
- 2019 B Roll: Sam
Short Films
- 2003 The Support Group: Eddie
- 2006 Hyphen: Teddy
- 2006 The Relationship Expert: Dr. Esposito
- 2007 The Heckler: Heckler / Stand-Up
- 2007 The Depressed Rapper: The Depressed Rapper
- 2007 Eddie Pepitones Ransom: The Father
- 2008 Without A Hitch: The Landlord
- 2009 Roger Star: Roger Star
- 2009 The Steamer: Eddie
- 2009 Hollywood Housesitter: Movie Mogul
- 2010 Smooch My Smackers: Porn Director
- 2010 Les Chats: Tom
- 2011 Crying In Public: Sidewalk Crier
- 2011 Runyon Just Above Sunset: Eddie
- 2012 Im Going To Bite Someone: The Angry Shark
- 2013 Michael And Eddie Kill People: Eddie
- 2013 Camp: Ted
- 2015 Bummed: Wheelchair Don
- 2016 Bullshit: Bull Shit Detector
Television
- 2000 Now and Again: Delivery Guy (1 episode)
- 2001 Deadline: Man (1 episode)
- 2002 Law & Order: Criminal Intent: Court Deputy/Counterman (2 episodes)
- 2002-03 Late Night with Conan O'Brien: Man/Man with Bricks (2 episodes)
- 2003 Chappelle's Show: Sheila’s Neighbor (1 episode)
- 2004 The King of Queens: Rob/Dennis (2 episodes)
- 2004 Crossballs The Debate Show: PSA Father/Eddie Taylor (2 episodes)
- 2004 Cheap Seats Without Ron Parker: Al Fawcett (1 episode)
- 2005 Weekends At The DL: Dr. Miller/Sal (2 episodes)
- 2006 Malcolm in the Middle: Homeless Nick (1 episode)
- 2006 It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia: Tony (1 episode)
- 2007 Flight of the Conchords: Eddie (1 episode)
- 2007 ER: Dying Patient – Bernie Zucker (1 episode)
- 2007-10 The Sarah Silverman Program: Eddie Pepitone (8 episodes)
- 2008 Wizards of Waverly Place: Carny (1 episode)
- 2008-12 The Life & Times of Tim: Various (8 episodes)
- 2009 Important Things with Demetri Martin: Johnson (1 episode)
- 2009 Monk: Animal Control Officer (1 episode)
- 2009 Secret Girlfriend: Eddie (1 episode)
- 2009-20 Reno 911!: Murray/Bernie Sanders Decoy (2 episodes)
- 2010 Childrens Hospital: Shady Mobster (1 episode)
- 2010-11 Nick Swardsons Pretend Time: Creepy Guy/UFO Witness/Creepy Man (3 episodes)
- 2011 Svetlana: Client (1 episode)
- 2011 Happy Endings: Crazy Randy (1 episode)
- 2011-12 2 Broke Girls: Hoarder Guy/Barney (2 episodes)
- 2011-13 Conan: Various (8 episodes)
- 2011-14 Community: Crazy Schmidt (4 episodes)
- 2011-15 Aqua Teen Hunger Force: Dolores Brutananadilewski (2 episodes)
- 2012 Whitney: Older Man (1 episode)
- 2012 House: Operator (1 episode)
- 2012 The Eric Andre Show: Reporter (1 episode)
- 2012-14 Kickin' It: Lou (3 episodes)
- 2012-16 Comedy Bang! Bang!: Phineas MacEnchee/Cupid/Lars Gallagher (3 episodes)
- 2012-19 Bob's Burgers: Reggie (7 episodes)
- 2013 Arrested Development: Govennah (1 episode)
- 2013 Hello Ladies: Paparazzo (1 episode)
- 2013-19 Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell: Eddie (23 episodes)
- 2014 Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Leo Sporm (1 episode)
- 2014 The Neighbors: Medieval Executioner (1 episode)
- 2014 Mulaney: Arnie (1 episode)
- 2014-15 Maron: Lou Carbone (1 episode)
- 2015 The Jim Gaffigan Show: Eddie Pepitone (1 episode)
- 2015-16 Regular Show: Sherm/Rigby’s Dad (4 episodes)
- 2016 Limitless: Josh-O-Saurus Josh (1 episode)
- 2016 Those Who Cant: Judge Strom Clancy (1 episode)
- 2016-17 Love (2016): Eddie (3 episodes)
- 2017 The Goldbergs: Tony the Deli Guy (1 episode)
- 2017 Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Bob O’Brien (1 episode)
- 2018 Corporate: Mitch the Butcher (1 episode)
- 2018 Stan Against Evil: Leonard Walinsky (1 episode)
- 2019 Speechless: Angry Traveler (1 episode)
- 2019 Bless This Mess: Larry (1 episode)
- 2019 Momma Named Me Sheriff: Mr. Nabbers (1 episode)
- 2019 Rick and Morty: Tricia Lange (1 episode)
- 2020 Will & Grace: Walt (1 episode)
- 2020 Schooled: Fishtown Frankie (1 episode)
- 2020 The Midnight Gospel: Bob (1 episode)
- 2021 M.O.D.O.K. (2021): Bruno Horgan / Melter (1 episode)
- 2021 Ten Year Old Tom: Glenn Hulbert/Gary/Randy’s Dad (3 episodes)
- 2021 Saved by the Bell (2020): Phil Dapatone (1 episode)
- 2022 Winning Time The Rise Of The Lakers Dynasty: Mr. Melvin (2 episodes)
- 2022 Ramy: Frankie (2 episodes)
- 2024 Rock, Paper, Scissors: Lou (2 episodes)
Web Original
- 2017-18 Mighty Magiswords: Debizz (2 episodes)
