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The Furry Crusades
The Black Templars
Just two battle-brothers out to kill some furries.
The main protagonists who won’t stop at nothing to eradicate every single furry off the face of the universe.
- Adaptational Comic Relief: They are more humorous here compared to their original source.
- Adaptational Wimp: Heavily downplayed and Played for Laughs. Unlike the original Black Templars, this version of them fear getting humped despite it not having any effect on them, and in “The Furry Pit”, one of them tries to escape Star Sparkle after they transform. They still manage to focus well on killing the furries though.
- Big Good: They are the main good side in the series who fight off the furries. Subverted in “Sonic gets Cucked” however, as they go full on Knight Templar against the innocent Mobius, who never did anything bad at all.
- Beware the Silly Ones: Although their personalities are more Denser and Wackier here, they’re still space marines from the Warhammer 40k universe, so don’t be surprised when they get more serious.
- Comedic Sociopathy: They veer into this territory sometimes when it comes to killing furries, it’s at its highest in the first episode, “Furry Apocalypse”.
- Faceless Mooks: They’re always wearing their helmets no matter the occasion, even when stripped down of all their clothing and armor, those helmets will always remain on their heads.
- Knight Templar: They are more antagonistic than usual in “Sonic gets Cucked” due to them considering the Mobians furries and kill Eggman when he tells Sonic to run for his life.
- Screaming Warrior: It’s a Running Gag for them to scream at least Once per Episode.
- Space Marine: Duh.
- Sudden Anatomy: Occasionally when they are screaming angrily, there are visible pupils on their helmets.
- The Bad Guy Wins: They successfully manage to destroy Mobius in “Sonic gets Cucked”, with the only dent in their plan being the furries saving Sonic from them.
- The Unfettered: In every episode so far, they managed to best the furries whether that be using Exterminatuses or not. That is until “Fear the Furry”, where instead an squad of them gets turned into an fleshy mass, marking their first ever loss.
The Furries
The main antagonists of the series, who are obsessed with sex.
- Antagonist Title: The main antagonistic force fought in the series, and the title of it is called “The Furry Crusades”.
- Beware the Silly Ones: Sure, they may be hilarious and yet ridiculous anthropomorphic animals who lose almost all the time, but they’re not afraid to show themselves as being capable in combat and intelligence as well.
- Big Bad: Pretty much every antagonist in each episode is a furry of some sort.
- Cast of Snowflakes: A zig-zagged character variant. Although most furries occasionally reuse other furry models, there are some which have an unique appearance that hasn’t been reused in some shape or form, such as the Gay Trap Furry from “Furry Apocalypse” and The Furry Emperor from “The Furry Pit”.
- Funny Animal: Isn’t it obvious?
- Giant Mook: In “Furry Apocalypse”, a giant furry appears out of nowhere and kills a Black Templar by shoving him in its pants and shitting him out.
- Exaggerated with the planet-sized furry in “Furry: First Contact”.
- Laughably Evil: Most of the comedy coming from them is from their sexual habits and their occasional moments of absurdity they show. The only furries which are exceptions to this are Strongfang/Steven, Star Sparkle, and the evolved furries.
- Obliviously Evil: They’re possibly unaware of the existence of the Chaos faction and might be unintentionally powering them in the process.
- One-Shot Character: Not the furries as a whole, but there’s always a new threat the Black Templars face each episode and never once has any of them been brought back for another one. Justified, as most of them get killed off by the marines.
- Sex Is Evil: Considering the fact in Warhammer 40k lore which is mentioned that sex powers Chaos, their sexual behaviors are the whole reason why they’re in a war with the Black Templar marines.
- Take That!: Their entire personality is purposefully made to be obnoxious just to show the dislike Flashgitz has towards furries.
- Took a Level in Badass: With every episode, they start to take the Black Templar more seriously and also start fighting back harder, it’s gotten to the point where they WON for the first time!
- Walking Spoiler: The planet-sized furry counts as this due to it being an example of how effective the Lupus Mortem disease is.
Gay Trap Furry
“Now guys!”
A furry who provides Zerg Rush strategies.
- Mook Commander: Non-video game example. It's implied that he's somewhat a commander of the furries. As he is able to easily guide them to begin attacking via Zerg Rush.
- No Name Given: He's not named or referred to in the animation.
- Small Role, Big Impact: He only appeared for a couple of seconds and yet his actions show that the furries won’t go down without a fight.
- Starter Villain: The first important furry that appears in the series.
- We Hardly Knew Ye: Only has a few seconds of screen time and supposedly gets killed offscreen by the Exterminatus.
- Wham Line: "They fell into our big gay trap!"
- Zerg Rush: What his "big gay trap" plan is.
The Resistance
Take note of the blue hedgehog who clearly didn’t want them to save him.
A resistance group of furries who are against the Black Templars.
- Big Good: Downplayed. Although they are still furries, who are the Big Bads of the series, they end up being more heroic in their debut (and only) episode of appearance due to the more antagonistic role the Black Templars take in said episode.
- Elite Mooks: They noticeably are capable of magic and wield weapons unlike normal furries.
- Extradimensional Emergency Exit: One of their members is capable of opening one up to teleport them back to their homeworld.
- Kamehame Hadoken: What one of their members do to dispatch a space marine.
- La Résistance: It’s in their name.
- The Leader: The cyan furry which saves Sonic (even though he didn’t want to be rescued) might be one to the entire group.
- Unwanted Rescue: Although they weren’t doing it for any malicious reason, they saved Sonic from being killed by the marines even though he made it clear he would rather die instead.
Strongfang/Steven
“I’M STRONGFANG NOW! First of my name! My power knows NO BOUNDS!”
A rather powerful furry (actually a former human named Steven) who is capable of blowing himself, terribly.
- And I Must Scream: Steven is forever trapped inside of Strongfang with no way out.
- Elite Mook: He proves himself to be not your ordinary furry when he activates his "sperg field" and inflates himself to ridiculous degrees. He even manages to survive having his heart ripped out!
- I Know Your True Name: What can cause Steven to try to crawl out of Strongfang, for all the good that does him.
- Knight of Cerebus: Downplayed. While he is still fairly comedic, he is the first furry in the series to be taken more seriously than the rest and actually managed to be a decent threat against the templars for a brief moment.
- Prophet Eyes: Has these when activating his sperg field and during his "The Reason You Suck" Speech.
- "The Reason You Suck" Speech: Gives an intimidating one to the Black Templars about how they'll never truly stop the furries for good as he's on his last breath.
- Walking Spoiler: While Strongfang himself isn't one, Steven counts as this due to being the true identity of Strongfang and bringing implications that most furries are formerly humans.
The Furry Emperor
“SAY SORRY!!!”
An emperor furry who is (supposedly) the owner of the Furry Pit, home to his champion, Star Sparkle.
- Berserk Button: His kind being insulted is a way to make you be pitted against an Animalistic Abomination.
- Big Bad Duumvirate: With Star Sparkle in “The Furry Pit”.
- Black Dot Pupils: Unlike most of the furries, he has very tiny, colorless pupils in his eyes.
- Combat by Champion: How he prefers to dispatch Black Templars.
- Disproportionate Retribution: God save you if this guy even hears a derogatory word against his kind.
- Skewed Priorities: Kill dozens and dozens of furries and Exterminatus one of their homeworlds? A minor issue. Insulting them by using variations of swear words? Into the Furry Pit you go.
- The Emperor: Right down to having the appearance of a roman emperor and having a colosseum-like arena.
- Vile Villain, Laughable Lackey: Inverted. He’s the more comedic one in comparison to Star Sparkle, who’s taken dead seriously at all times.
Star Sparkle
That’s not a furry, that’s an outright DEMON.
The emperor’s champion, who’s a terrifying creature that can change form from a normal furry to a beast.
- Animalistic Abomination: If the Chaos faction corrupted a furry, this thing would be the result.
- Healing Factor: It’s implied that he has one as judging by how his tentacles recover.
- Hydra Problem: His tentacles are capable of splitting into more if they’re cut off.
- Invincible Villain: Considering his rather quick Healing Factor and his ability to make more tentacles in place of the ones that get cut off, it’s near impossible for one single marine to successfully kill this thing with just a chainsword.
- Knight of Cerebus: Aside from him being a jab at tentacle hentai, he is played completely seriously and has little to no comedic traits to him whatsoever as he tries to outright tentacle-rape the Black Templar marine to death, his emperor on the other hand…
- Prophet Eyes: His eyes are white in his true form, with no pupils to be seen whatsoever.
- Silent Antagonist: Never says a single word aside from a screech of pain upon having their tentacles sliced.
- The Champion: He’s a rather powerful, if almost-unkillable, furry who serves his emperor in killing space marines that get placed in the furry pit.
Evolved Furries
It’s hard to believe that they went from sex addicts to these… things.
Some furries who noticeably look drastically different and are also stronger and more experienced with (non-sexual themed) weapons to boot.
- Big Bad: They are responsible for the events that happened in "Fear the Furry".
- Black Dot Pupils: They have these to show how much more psychotic they are compared to their normal counterparts.
- Elite Mook: Exaggerated. They are by far the strongest antagonists ever faced in the series to the point that their modified flamers can wipe out a whole squad of space marines!
- Knight of Cerebus: There's nothing funny about these guys at all. While Strongfang had some hilarious moments (such as where he fails to blow himself) and Star Sparkle was a jab at tentacle porn, the evolved furries have no comedic traits to them and are a serious threat to the Black Templar at all times, the fact that they seemingly ENJOY killing the marines for pleasure instead of doing sex to obtain it doesn't help at all.
- Non-Standard Character Design: They look more deranged and wild compared to the usually cartoonish-styled furries.
- One-Man Army: It just takes one equipped with a modified flamer to wipe out a space marine squad.
- One-Shot Character: Implied to have been subverted, as they made a small appearance in the beginning of The Furry Bait-and-Switch.
- Sadist: If the Slasher Smile one of them pulls before they use a modified flamer to turn the marines into a fleshy mass is any implication, they get their pleasure through killing Black Templars and/or infecting them rather than sexual acts.
- Silent Antagonist: They don't have any speaking lines at all, which only makes them all the more unsettling.
- The Bad Guy Wins: They ultimately manage to kill the Black Templar marines and earn the first victory to the furries.
- The Spook: Downplayed. While we do know what they are and what’s their motives, we’re never given any depth about their origins or how they came to be other than the fact that they might be an evolved type of furry, only adding to how intimidating their presence is.
- The Worf Effect: They manage to easily come out victorious against the usually unfettered Black Templars.
- Vile Villain, Saccharine Show: While “The Furry Crusades” isn't really a saccharine series and more of a black comedy-action one, the evolved furries stand out as probably the most ruthless antagonists despite only appearing in "Fear the Furry".
Console Wars
In general
Tropes that apply to (almost) every character.
- Animate Inanimate Object: Most of the characters in this series are living consoles, the only ones that are exceptions to this trope are the PC Gaming Master Race, the gaming mascots, Windows, and Sony.
- Jerkass: Almost every character is an unpleasant asshole in some shape or form, with only a small handful being thoroughly decent people.
The Xboxes and the PlayStations
Two groups of consoles who are at a constant, never-ending war with each other.
- Asian Speekee Engrish: The PlayStations speak like this as a reference to their company, Sony, being originated from Japan.
- Evil Versus Evil: Both of their companies are very selfish and treat their mascots and fanboys like rubbish.
- Forever War: They’re always fighting with each other and other factions, and it doesn’t seem like they’re going to stop at any moment no matter what.
- Laser Blade: Their choice of melee weapons are this, with the Xboxes using plasma swords from Halo, and the PlayStations using PS3 motion controllers.
- Swiss-Army Weapon: As shown in “DON’T JOIN PC MASTER RACE,” the motion controllers the Playstations use also work as vibrators.
The PC Master Race
Some rather incompetent battlers who think of themselves as better than everyone.
- A Day in the Limelight: All of their appearances so far were episodes focusing on them.
- A God Am I: They consider themselves more powerful than the consoles but are too ineffective to do anything to them since they’re more focused on flexing their PCs.
- Annoying Laugh: “HA HA HA!!!”
- Cool Airship: They ride on giant PCs capable of flight.
- Goldfish Poop Gang: The most ineffective faction in the entire series so far, as they have yet to deal any real damage to the other consoles other than themselves.
- Hated by All: Well, not really hated, but the other consoles consider them annoyances and refuse to take them seriously.
- Shout-Out: Their character design is an entire reference to Zero Punctuation's depiction of the PC Gaming Race.
The Iceberg (UNMARKED SPOILERS)
An iceberg (actually a giant, floating phone representing Mobile Gaming) which effortlessly destroys both Windows and Sony.
- Ambiguous Situation: Is it a sentient being, or is it a warship with an unknown pilot controlling it? Who knows.
- Curb-Stomp Battle: Destroys both Windows and Sony in a short span of a couple of seconds.
- Outside-Genre Foe: Currently the only console (if it can be considered one) that’s not from Windows, Sony, Sega, or Nintendo origin to appear in the series.
- The Dreaded: You know this thing is not to be messed with when both Windows and Sony show genuine fear towards it.
- That's No Moon: At first, it’s thought to be an ordinary iceberg, up until it reveals itself, that is.
- Walking Spoiler: It’s hard to talk about it without revealing that it isn’t an iceberg, but rather another, more powerful console capable of defeating both Windows and Sony.
The Raiders (UNMARKED SPOILERS)
An army of Nintendo Switches which come and massacre the Xboxes.
- Limited Animation: Zig-zagged. Although their movements are very stiff and more video-game-like compared to the other consoles, they’re also capable of moving normally too.
- Pint-Sized Powerhouse: They may be smaller than the average console, but they make up for their size with their arsenal of weapons they use.
- Subliminal Advertising: The giant floating Nintendo Switch is capable of hypnotizing the Xbox fanboys by changing its screen to show games.
- The Mothership: The giant, floating Nintendo Switch is comparable to a battleship of some sort and is most likely the leader of the Nintendo Switches.
- Walking Spoiler: It’s hard to mention their abrupt appearance without saying how they manage to wreck the Xboxes and steal their fanboys without any problem whatsoever.
- Weak, but Skilled: They’re not that strong, as shown how easily they can be killed when an Xbox stabs one with an Energy Blade, but they know how to easily outnumber them without dying as quickly.
- Zerg Rush: How they come in and kill the Xboxes.
Other Animations
Mario
The red plumber himself, however, he seems to be much more cruel than his original counterpart.
- Antagonist Title: His debut animation is named Racist Mario, and he’s very violent and brutal against everyone he comes across.
- Adaptational Villainy: His depiction here is a very, very far cry from his canon personality.
- Asshole Victim: His fate at the hands of Kratos was well deserved for a racist sociopath like him.
- Big Bad: Of Racist Mario.
- Cruel and Unusual Death: He got his eyes gouged out and his head ripped off and impaled. A fitting fate for someone who employs equally brutal murders on his victims.
- Comedic Sociopathy: His killings are brutal, but most of them are played for the darkest of laughs.
- Fantastic Racism: He despises any character that’s not from Nintendo, the way he murders them should be enough to show how much this guy hates them.
- Greater-Scope Villain: It’s subtly implied he was responsible for the Nintendo Switch raid that destroyed the Xboxes in “Console Wars: End of Xbox One?” considering how their screens show an inverted version of his face.
- Knight of Cerebus: Parodied. The moment he starts his murder spree, the animation’s humor darkens heavily as most of the comedy from that point comes from the over-the-top deaths (almost) everyone suffers from him and the ways he expresses his rage towards anything that’s not from Nintendo.
- The Cameo: Appears for a couple of seconds in Console Wars - XBOX ONE in an attempt to join the war between Sony and Microsoft, he doesn’t make it in time as Mobile Gaming already destroyed both sides participating in the war.
