Shego: Whoah, whoah, whoah! Never said she was. *smirks*
Ron [uncomfortably]: Oooooh...sss-awkwaaard...
Ron: Okay. So Kim and I have been best friends forever...maybe dating is the next step. I mean what's not to like about Kim? I mean, she's smart and cute... Dating could be good, y'know, the whole date thing...what if it tanks? This could totally wreck our friendship! No, no, I'm not gonna let that happen! Only one thing to do: break up with Kim! Thanks man, you've been a big help.
Mr. Barkin: Stoppable, how did you get in my house?
It's how completely unconcerned he sounds as he says this that sells it. That, and the fact that he's wearing a bathrobe.
Dr D.: I'm just going to go and supercharge the laser on that float so we can do evil. We, like evil, don't we?
Presenter: We are ninety storeys above a busy street! Are you scared? Shego: Nope. Kim: Should we be? Presenter: Yes! Because you're about to do a bungee jump! Scared yet? Kim: Nah. Shego: Are you? Presenter: Why would I be scared? Shego: [Grabs him and jumps] Here we go pretty boooooy! Kim: [vaguely annoyed] Oh, Shego. [Jumps after her.]
From the first episode...Brittina gives Kim advice on asking people out, saying, "just go for it, what could be the worse that could happen?"...then que Ron!
Ron: So...Brittina, being famous pop star and all I'm sure you miss out on school dances with average guys...?
Brittina: *sighs* True...
Ron: Dance. Friday. You, Me. Average guy.
*SFX Failure Beep*
Ron: *turns to Kim* See, now was that so hard?
Kim: Only to watch!
Also this bit from the first episode...
Ron: *points to his right arm* This arm is going on to the dance on Friday...Who wants to be on it?
*Cue the 4 girls at the lunch table running away in the blink of an eye*
Ron: *points to his other arm* How 'bout this arm?! :D
Barkin screaming, "RUN FOR YOUR LIVES PEOPLE! IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!!!" then doing a nose dive into the audience, during the first part of the Grand Finale had this troper in stitches.
This part of Sitch in Time, had this troper in giggle fits.
And later when fighting the Big Bads: "SEE! Everyone in the future is ripped!"
Junior blowing up the freezing machine, much to the anger of Senior, grabbing the mic, and exclaiming..."Kim Possible! You are the blue fox! I am the yellow trout! We are meant to be...we are...we are...SOUL MATES!!"
And the bit with his father saying, "Junior! Dating an arch foe is...spitting upon villain tradition! Back to the lair with you! Tradition dictates, that we must plot our revenge immediately!"
In another episode, they depart with this wonderful line:
Senior: Come, son. Let us return to the lair and practice our evil laughs together.
"Emotion Sickness" was a hilarious episode through and through. But giggle fits were had when Shego said in a fit of anger, "I. LIKE. KISSY FACE!!!!"
Or when Kim kissed Ron, under the influence of the Moodulator...right when Wade popped up on screen in her locker, seeing the whole thing...he literally does a spit take-AND falls over out of his chair in shock!
Then following after, when Ron was obviously in a daze from the kiss, and Kim being flirty under the influence are pretty much ignoring Wade...
Wade: *has a mix of shock, confusion in his expression* Um, I thought I'd let you know I found the communicator and were you guys just smacking lips?!
Kim: *giggling* Great Wade...
Ron: *in a daze from the kiss* Whatever...you say.
Kim: *nuzzles her nose on Ron's cheek* I'm gonna get ready for tonight!Rrowr!
Wade: Whoa, what's going on?! *Ron still in a daze, just shuts the locker door over Wade who is still talking* THIS ISN'T NORMAL!!! HELLO??!?
Or this exchange with Shego and Drakken when she's under the influence...
Shego: *massaging Drakken's shoulder and forehead* Awww, Dr. D is tired and frustrated from all his hard worky.
Drakken: Uh...yes well, I do sometimes burn the candle at both ends...
Shego: Sounds like somebody could use a *leans towards his ear* little breaky-poo.
Drakken: *starts to look nervous and weirded out* Breaky...poo??
Shego: grabs Drakken and runs off with him* Don't mind if we do!!!
Or this bit, after Shego had some mega whammy mood swings, Drakken is curled up in the fetal position behind a pole, saying..."Did I forget your birthday? Is that what this is about? Because...I'm scared. *sucks thumb*"
Ron: OK look, we've known each other a long time. We're a great team but... * Moodulator switches Kim's mood to "amused"* Kim: Haha! Team! *laughs* Yeah, you said "team". Ron: Heh, yeah... Earth to KP! "Team" is not funny. Being serious here. Dating could complicate things- * Moodulator switches Kim's mood to "serious"* Kim: Things should never be complicated. Ron: Well, that's what I thought. That's why I think we should- * Moodulator switches Kim's mood to "upset"* Kim: *sniff* You're breaking up with me? Ron: Yes. NO! Well... yeah. But, y'know, don't get upset. Kim: Oh I knew it! I knew it! I knew it! I... * Kim runs off crying* Ron: No, come back! Your dad'sgonna put me in a black hole!
And then this exchange between Ron and Drakken when they're hiding in a parade float.
Drakken: Find your own hiding place! Ron: Oh, right! Like you called dibs. Drakken: Well, I am now. Dibs! Ha! Ron: Well, I'm calling double dibs! Drakken:(grumbles and gets up to leave) You've won this round with your superior dib-calling. But that won't save us from them!
Ron trying out for the football team, runs to catch the football in practice, only for him to catch it offscreen and you here all sorts of choas going on offscreen, like cats, stuff breaking and car alarms...what really takes the cake is what Ron screams offscreen. "WHY WOULD YOU PARK THERE?!"
The subverting of learning An Aesop, when the second time Gill shows up in the series, Ron delivers this near the end of the episode..."Normally I would say we learned that mistrust and paranoia were bad...except those were the things that saved us."
Another one spoofed, "Grande Size Me", the episode was outright a parody of "Super Size Me", but it was hilariously making fun of the healthy eating aesop that the Executives pushed onto our creators, by having Ron-at the very end of the episode-delivering the "I learned something today" speech to camera (and getting the wrong moral, telling us to stay out of mutating chemicals instead of eating healthy food), while a growing crowd behind him wonders who on Earth he's actually actually addressing.
Barkin: (just after the fade out) "Stoppable! Office, NOW!"
Drakken was fed up with having his cousin around for most of the episode, mostly with Motor Ed constantly saying, "Seriously" at the end of every sentence...we now cut to this bit.
Kim: How is it my arch foes keep finding each other?
Drakken: We're related...
Drakken & Motor Ed: Seriously.
*Which is funnier still when you consider that [[John Di Maggio]] provides the voices for both.
Shego opens the jar with absolutely no effort, gives it back to Drakken and walks away
Drakken: Oh, sure! After I loosened it!
The ultimate Drakken-Shego Ship Tease moment in the series finale, Played for Laughs, of course. After being reunited, Kim and Ron run over and hug each other. Nearby, Drakken and Shego run to each other and stop dead when they realize what they were about to do.
Drakken: SHEG—(stops, awkwardly puts his hands down and turns around) Uh, 'bout time you got here!
Shego: (plays with her hair, also sounding awkward) Uh, yeah, I've got a lot on my plate.
From "Sink or Swim":
Gill: It turns out-oh, you're gonna love this-the lake had been polluted by run-off from the science camp! (cut to area across the lake polluting it)
Ron: I thought that was the band camp.
Gill: No, (camera pans over to band camp)that's band camp.
Ron: Really? I thought that was clown camp.
Gill: No, (camera pans over to clown camp)that's clown camp!
Ron: Oh yeah, I loved those clowns.
And this exchange between Kim and Mr. Barkin, as they leave the campfire to get firewood:
Mr. Barkin: I cannot take another camp story.
Kim: Why do you think I'm going?
Two words: Marigold Drakken.
Drakken: I look like a kid playing a flower in a school play!
Also one of the greatest instances of Lampshade Hanging on one of the most basic tenets of such shows, is Bonnie's:
Bonnie: Kim Possible, you are such a loser! You wear that same stupid outfit, like, every day!
This brief bit of deadpan snarkery when Drakken forgets what the plural form of the word "fish" is and Shego corrects him without looking up from her nails.
Dr. Drakken: Fish, right? Or is it fishes?
Shego: Fish or fishes.
Dr. Drakken: Well which is it?!
Shego: Both are the correct plural form of the singular noun "fish".
Dr. Drakken: You're being very smug, aren't you?
Shego: Little bit.
Kim (with a stuffed nose): Sure you're going to be okay?
Ron: I'll be fine. Stoppable immune system, remember?
Later, both are at Kim's house, both sick.
Kim: Stoppable immune system, huh?
The end of episode. Kim and Ron have gotten Project X back from Drakken and Shego, but it got a little destroyed along the way. Note that nobody but the creators know what X does.
Kim: I gotta know. What was this X thing designed to do, anyway?
Scientists: Cure the common cold.
Ron: I hate irony.
In "The Cupid Effect", Señor Senior Senior seems to be reading a love poem to Wade's mother, but it's actually a parking ticket.
Earlier in the episode, Ron ends up having his Biology homework and poem for Wade to read to Monique switched. And the love poem is graded an A+ by Mr. Barkin when he read it.
Later in the episode, Señor Senior Senior introduces Wade to his bodyguards Evil and Treachery.
From the episode where Kim and Ron switch bodies, there's a Running Gag that nobody knows what the top-secret Neutronilizer device actually does. When Shego, trying to figure out why he wants to steal it, asks Dr. Drakken what it does, he replies:
Dr. Drakken: I have no idea, but the military said it's top-secret, and that's good enough for me.
When Kim, Ron, Hego and Mego 'visit' Drakken and Shego in "Go Team Go!":
Drakken *to Shego, who doesn't care in the slightest*: "This rare mutagenic agent that you stole for me will unlock the key to..."
Kim punches down the lair's door, causing Drakken to drop the mutagenic.
Kim: Knock knock.
Drakken: Kim Possible?! Since when do you glow?
Shego: Like HEGO!
Hego and Mego shows up.
Hego: Greetings, sister.
Mego: Hey, Shego. You know, you missed my birthday. A call, a card... any acknowledgment would be nice.
Drakken: Uh, I believe some introductions are in order here.
Ron enters the lair and shakes hands with Drakken.