Funny / Kim Possible

Put your pants back on, will you, kid?!

Season 1

Crush

• One of the people asking for Kim's help wants her to take care of their cats for a week. Six cats, seven days - one litter box.
  Ron: I know your website says you can do anything, but you have to draw the line.
• Brittina gives Kim advice on asking people out, saying, "just go for it, what's the worst thing that could happen?" Ron immediately demonstrates:
  Ron: So... Brittina, as a pop superstar I'll bet you miss out on stuff like school dances with, you know, normal average guys...?
  Brittina: [sighs] True...
  Ron: Friday. Dance. You, Me. Average guy.
  Brittina: No.
  [SFX Failure Beep]
  Ron: [turns to Kim] See, was that so hard?
  Kim: Only to watch.
• Meeting the owner of the factory and his translator, Ron tries asking her out. She mistakes his offer and gives it to her boss — who we point out is an elderly man — and he's outraged.
• Ron's pants are torn off by accident while trying to grapple to the top of the factory, followed by his shirt, beginning the Running Gag of Ron losing his pants.
  Ron: The third time's the charm!
• Ron is convinced that Drakken's plan is to steal Christmas...
  Ron: Well, this "buffoon" knows your secret plan! You want to steal Christmas!
  Drakken: Not even close.
  Kim: So, this is a take-over-the-world thing, eh, Ron?!
• Also this bit...
  Ron: [points to his right arm] This arm is going on to the dance on Friday...Who wants to be on it?
  [cue the 4 girls at the lunch table running away in the blink of an eye]
  Ron: [points to his other arm] How 'bout this arm?!
• In one scene transition, the school's announcement board proclaims in giant letters: NEED A DATE? CALL RON.
• Ron and the German-speaking snowmobile driver.
  Ron: So, Heinrich, got any teenage daughters who might want to go to a big American dance party?
  Heinrich: NEIN!
  Ron: Nine? One's plenty. Well, maybe two.
  Heinrich: Nein means "NO"!
• To save Ron from Drakken's henchmen, Kim tosses him a vial of lip gloss, which actually contains a powerful knock-out gas. Ron wonders just what's in it. Cut to...
  Wade's mom: Wade, I wish you'd stop taking your father's dirty socks.
  Wade: Moooom, I need those!

Sink or Swim

• Ron's confusion about the various camps:
  Gill: It turns out-oh, you're gonna love this-the lake had been polluted by run-off from the science camp! (cut to area across the lake polluting it)
  Ron: I thought that was the band camp.
  Gill: No, (camera pans over to band camp) that's band camp.
  Ron: Really? I thought that was clown camp.
  Gill: No, (camera pans over to clown camp) that's clown camp!
  Ron: Oh yeah, I loved those clowns.
• This exchange between Kim and Mr. Barkin, as they leave the campfire to get firewood:
  Mr. Barkin: I cannot take another camp story.
  Kim: Why do you think I'm going?

The New Ron

• As their transportation to the Seniors' island, Wade calls in a favor from a French aeronautics firm he did consulting for previously. The ride turns out to be a pilotless drone used in missions too risky for human beings that Wade remotely controls from his room. Kim, Ron and Rufus are all quite uncomfortable with it.
  Ron: This cannot be safe.
  Kim: Uh, Wade, I-I'm kinda with Ron on this one.
  Wade: Don't be babies!
• The episode's plot starts when Ron points out how Senor Senior Senior's private island looks like a supervillain lair, and inspires him to go into supervillainy.
  Ron: You have doors that go "woosh"!
  Senior Jr.: I always did wonder about the "woosh"...
  Senior Senior: I like the "woosh"!
• This line:
  Senor Senior Senior: The piranha won't be here until Monday, but I assure you the koi have not been fed in days.
• The "fight" between Ron and Señor Senior Jr; said fight boiling down to the two messing up each other's stylish 'dos and almost killing each other for a comb.

Tick Tick Tick

• Shego barging in to retrieve the tick:
  Shego: Drop the hot sauce and step away from the nose!
  • Drakken's usual Idiot Ball got grande-sized for this episode...
    Draken: The nano-tick is my evil technology, and I want it back!
    Shego: 'Kay, Dr. D, you gotta get a grip.
    [the hovercar starts beeping]
    Drakken: A beep! Is it a good beep?
    Shego: The tracker's got a lock on your bug.
    [Drakken hugs the hovercar]
    Drakken: Oh, beep on, sweet machine, beep on!
    Shego: Can you not be weird, please?
• Shego forbidding Drakken from touching anything on the hovercraft.
• The fact the slacker students stuck in detention are able to deduce from a glance that Drakken's ray is "gravimatronic" (sic).

Downhill

• Barkin promises Ron 2% of the $5,000 dollar reward for a picture of the Mount Middleton snowbeast. Later, after Ron gets Wade to help out, Wade mentions that Barkin put him down for 10%, to Ron's surprise.
• After Rufus comes out of DNAmy's machine wearing Barkin's clothes.
  Ron: Rufus! You're OK! ...And you're wearing Barkin's clothes...
  Kim:...Then what's Mr. Barkin wearing?
  [cue Barkin coming out of the other end of the machine, only visible from the torso up and obviously naked]
  Barkin: STOPPABLE! I NEED PANTS!
  • And the looks on Kim and Ron's faces after that line are comedy gold.
• Kim's parents constantly telling embarrassing stories about her, and then Bonnie's mother showing up and embarrassing her.

Bueno Nacho

• The "I thought it was a cheese covered building" gag.
• This bit when Kim is captured by Drakken and is struggling to escape:
  Drakken: Don't bother. The Midwest is about to receive a molten Calling Card from a certain Dr. Drakken! (to Shego, up in the control center) SHEGO! I'm still waiting!
  Shego: So read a magazine! I'm working.
  Drakken: (to Kim, sheepish) Excuse me. I have to go make a scene! (stalks off, rolling up his sleeve in frustration)
  • And, one "cheese covered building" gag scene later:
  Drakken: CAN'T YOU DRILL ANY FASTER!? I've built an entire army of evil robots in the time it's taken YOU to penetrate the Earth's crust!!!
• After spending most of the episode being extra smug to Kim concerning fashion, Shego gets a very undignified defeat at the end when she's dropped into the liquid, melting cheese when the drill Ron haphazardly reactivated destroys the crate she and Kim were fighting on, and when it finally dries up she's trapped in it from the waist up, her legs shaking in the air as her cries are muffled by the cheese.

Number One

• Kim is asked by Bonnie to sell chocolate bars for a fundraiser. Ron tries to help and fails to make an impassible Will his first customer. He walks back to Kim, complaining that Will is impossible to sell to. The two of them then promptly watch Will giving money to Rufus and Rufus handing him a chocolate bar.
• The Running Gag of how Will and Betty think Professor Green was kidnapped for his missile system when everything about the (obsolete) weapon is on record at the public library.
• Kim manages to bribe unflappable black market boss Big Daddy Brotherson into revealing the name of his customer in exchange for a bar of chocolate after Will tries to intimidate Big Daddy and gets thrown out on his ear.

Mind Games

• Granted, it's because there's someone else in his body, but the simple sight of Drakken calmly sitting down and eating dinner with Kim's family.
• Just the entire concept of Kim and Ron switching brains.
  Mrs. Possible: I hear you, honey. But as a board certified Neuro-Surgeon, I got to say... it's just not possible to swap brains.
  Ron: (in Kim's body) Point taken, Dr. P... but how else do you explain my bare midriff?
  Kim: (in Ron's body) Aaugh! [double facepalms]
• "Your hair! It's so... flippy!"
• "Haha! Chasing bad guys, switching brains? High school sure has changed since my day!"
• At the beginning of the episode, there's Ron trying to get Kim's attention for a mission alert during her cheerleading practice.
  Ron: Excuse me, Kim?
  Kim: Not now, Ron.
  Ron: Uh, KP? Kind of importante.
  Kim: (more annoyed) Mucho busy!
  Ron: (through megaphone) Give me a K! Give me an I! Give me an M! What's that spell?!
  Kim: RON!
  Ron: (imitates buzzer sound) Sorry! But thanks for playing!
• Kim accidentally gets shoved into the girl's locker room by a couple of bullies. Forgetting that she's still in Ron's body, she greets Bonnie while in there.
  Kim: Hi, Bonnie...
  (Bonnie goes wide-eyed before switching her expression to giving "Ron" a Death Glare)
  Bonnie: You. Little. Freako!!
  (cue slap)
  Kim: OW!
• There's a Running Gag that nobody knows what the top-secret Neutronilizer device actually does. When Shego, trying to figure out why he wants to steal it, asks Dr. Drakken what it does, he replies:
  Dr. Drakken: I have no idea, but the military said it's top-secret, and that's good enough for me.
• "THE NEUTRONALIZER?! ... y'all weren't supposed to hear that."
• Due to Dobbs having ran off with his body, Drakken was forced to make his demands known to the world with the use of a puppet that resembles him. Predictably, no one took the threat seriously.
• Near the end, Kim and Ron manage to swap their brains back with one hiccup- while Kim got back into her own body easily enough, Ron's brain got swapped with Rufus'!

Attack of the Killer Bebes

• James Possible sticking his tongue out at the knocked out valet.
• Kim, wanting to find Ron, asks Wade if he has a tracker on Ron.
  Kim: Well, do you?
  Wade: Yes.
• Apparently, it has never occurred to Drakken that Dr. Possible was related to his nemesis, Kim Possible.
  Ron: So why are you after Kim's dad and his friends, anyway?
  Drakken: Payback! For you see... Wait. You mean... Dr. Possible and Kim Possible are related?
  Ron: Duh!
  Drakken: Don't "duh" me! "Possible" is a very common last name.
  Ron: So not!
  Drakken: So... So, yes it is!
  Ron: It's pretty unique!
  Drakken: ENOUGH! I shall prove it! Where's the phonebook? (leaves)
  • Then he does come back with a phonebook, and sounds disappointed when he can't find any other people named Possible.
• The look on Kim's face when she gets tossed aside by one of the Bebes.
• Drakken vowing he will escape as he dons a jetpack... only to immediately fly head-first into the room's ceiling.
  Drakken: Ow!

Royal Pain

• "This is a democracy, people, now do as I say!"
• After the Knights of Rodeghan are defeated, the officer in charge of their arrest has his doubts on what he's told.
  Officer Hobble: So, you expect me to believe that these "knights" came to Middleton Mini Golf to carry out some kind of ancient prophecy-type deal?
  Kim: Officer Hobble, I can't make this stuff up.
  Ron: Did you get the part about me in there?
  Hobble: Vandalism to the Mini-Titanic?!
  Beat
  Ron: And my name again is Barkin. Mr. Steve Barkin. That's B-A-R...

Coach Possible

• The Seniors's discussion of how many animatronics they should have stolen:
  Senior: Why stop at the bear?
  Junior: I have no use for the otter, and the beaver was off-key.
  Senior: Ah, Junior, a true arch-villain doesn't leave behind a perfectly good otter!
• The Seniors can't remember Ron's name, so Señor Senior Sr. opens the helicopter window to ask him.
  Junior: Looks like we picked up a few passengers. Kim Possible, and her sidekick-type friend whose name escapes me.
  Senior: (leaning out the helicopter window) What is your name again, young man?
  Ron: It's Ron! Ron Stoppable!
  Senior: That's right!
  • This is immediately followed by Junior coming up with a solution to Kim and Ron hanging on to the helicopter: he immediately tries to smash them into a building. The deadpan, almost casual tone he uses, followed by his father stopping him to give the heroes a chance to do something heroic is hilarious.
    Junior: I will smash them into a building.
    Senior: Junior, no!
    Senior pulls the helicopter up right before Kim and Ron are smashed into the Smarty Mart storefront.
    Ron: I do not like this at all.
• At one point, to check out a lead Kim has to call... Europe. As in the entire continent. Which happens to have a single, easy call-in number. Manned by one scruffy dude with a clearly American accent.
• Kim and Ron have this exchange when talking about her little brothers' soccer team:
  Kim: You know if I put on a uniform I could pass as a tall 10 year old. What do you think?
  Ron: I think it's just a game, and you natural competitive Kimness has taken you to a very dark place.
  Kim: The team needs an edge.
  Ron: You're the coach.
  Kim: I'm a hands on coach.
  Ron: Hands on soccer... interesting.
  (Cue Wade chiming in)
  Kim: Wade, do you think it's wrong to try to pitch in to help my team?
  Wade: Like Fundraising?
  Ron: [sarcastically] Like playing forward.
  Wade: Then I'd have to say, yes.
• Ron tries to point out that the dark place Kim's competitive nature is taking her when it comes to coaching her soccer team:
  Ron: It's just a game, with small children, who cry when they see you coming!
• Due to the exchanges above, Kim agrees to hold a vote of no confidence when they get back. By the end of the episode it's revealed she lost that vote to the animatronic bear. Kim is not amused.
• When Señor Senior Senior turns Señor Senior Junior's Disco into a disco of evil:
  Señor Senior Senior: Junior! This is not a party! This is not a disco! This is not fooling around!
• Senior praises Junior for actually doing a threatening line, then tells him to follow up with a display of "violent anger".
  Junior: I'm sorry my friends, but this nightclub is rather exclusive, and you're not on the guest list.
  Senior: Ah, the clever threat! Good, Junior! Now, you must follow through with a display of violent anger.
  Junior: But I'm mildly put off at best.
  Senior: Just throw something!
• Junior loses his patience with his father, saying he doesn't want to commit evil, he just wants people to dance. Brainwashed Ron, Kim and Rufus comply.
  Ron: Must dance...
  Kim: Can't stop dancing...
  Rufus: Mmm. Gotta boogie, oh yeah...

Monkey Fist Strikes

• This line...
  (after going through several Indiana Jones-esque types of death traps)
  Kim Gee... where are the snakes?
  (several snakes appear)
  Kim: I was being sarcastic!!
• During the climax, Monkey Fist tries to leap at Kim, only for her to be revealed to be a hologram, so Monkey Fist just flies through her.
  Monkey Fist: She IS good...
• Later, when Kim realizes that Ron is stuck dealing with Monkey Fist on his own, while she's at her geeky cousin Larry's house;
  Kim: I don't know what to do. If I was there I could help him...
  Larry: Give it [the Kimmunicator] to me; I have an idea.
  Kim: This isn't one of your stupid science fiction games, Larry! Ron's facing a kung-fu mutant with bioengineered hands and mystical monkey power and...
  (she pauses a moment thinking about what she just said, then hands Larry the Kimmunicator)

October 31st

• After nearly getting crushed by a building and losing the Centurion Project, Duff Killigan has this to say:
  Killigan: Do I still get me money?
  Drakken: [Angrish]
• The flashback to Kim and Ron dressed respectively as a cowboy and ballerina during their first Halloween as friends in preschool.
• Drakken and Killigan's phone conversation.
  Drakken: For the last time, I will not pay you!
  Killigan: (loud enough for Drakken to hold the phone at arm's length) I WANT MY MONEY!!!
  Drakken: Look, I said I would pay you when the stolen Centurion Project is in my possession. It is not in my possession. Therefore, I'm not paying.
  Killigan: [angrily bending a golf club] Y—Y—You're a criminal!
  Drakken: My dear fellow, I repeatedly try to Take Over the World, of course I'm criminal!
  [Drakken picks his ear as Killigan replies]
  Killigan: Well, I'll tell ye this much, laddie! The next time I steal it, I'M SELLIN' IT TO SOMEONE ELSE!!! [hangs up]
• Kim lampshades this bit:
  Kim: Wade? Cool costume!
  [Beat]
  Kim: Wait a second...You're gonna leave your room?
  Wade: No way...I do it all online.
• The Running Gag with people constantly mistaking Duff's kilt for a skirt and thinking he's dressing as a girl for Halloween.

All The News

• And we have this line...
  Ron: Sorry K.P...but discovering that your action hero is a big fake is not something you just get over.
  Kim: (raises a skeptic eyebrow) And this, from a wrestling fan?
  Ron: I don't get the connection.

Kimitation Nation

• Drakken can't go through with his cloning plan because Shego has a "no cloning" policy in her contract. He tries to consider his other options, his henchmen, before remembering that he's Surrounded by Idiots.
  Drakken: (sulking back to his desk) To clone any one of you would be a crime against humanity that even I am incapable of.
• Also one of the greatest instances of Lampshade Hanging on one of the most basic tenets of such shows, is Bonnie's:
  Bonnie: Kim Possible, you are such a loser! You wear that same stupid outfit, like, every day!
• Kim takes a sample of one of the melted clones to send to Wade.
  Kim: Wade, I'm beaming you an analysis of what's inside this dumpster.
  Wade: Fun.
• Two words: "Mr. Potty"◊, also known as Drakken's brilliant plan to drive around Middleton searching for Kim in a truck emblazoned with an image of him sitting on a toilet.

The Twin Factor

• When learning about Drakken's plot:
  Ron: Drakken with total mind control powers?!
  Kim: Yet another "Take Over the World" thing!
  Ron: That, or he's gonna force people to listen to those stories about his twisted childhood...
  (cut to Shego with a chip stuck to her forehead, listening respectfully to Drakken)
  Drakken: Then, in fourth grade...
  • And a bit later:
    Drakken: Get me a dodo bird.
    Shego: [under mind control] Yes, Dr. Drakken!
    Drakken: Psyche! Dodo birds are extinct...Oh, I'm being silly.
    (sees Kim approaching on a security monitor)
    Drakken: Kim Possible! How did she get so close? Why didn't you tell me?
    Shego: I was looking for a dodo bird!
    • The cheery way Shego says the last line is what sells it, especially since it's later revealed that she's fully conscious and being forced to basically watch as her body pantomimes responses. It's almost as if she's doing everything in her power to force the sarcasm out any way she can.
  • Later, Shego reveals that she was aware of the entire thing.
    Shego: Dodgeball and dodos??
    Drakken: Ooh...
    Shego: Do you have ANY idea what listening to you is like? IT IS SOOOO BORING!

Animal Attraction

• Junior blowing up the freezing machine, much to the anger of Senior, grabbing the mic, and exclaiming..."Kim Possible! You are the blue fox! I am the yellow trout! We are meant to be...we are...we are...SOUL MATES!!"
  • His father (who's apparently never heard of Dating Catwoman) saying, "Junior! Dating an arch foe is...spitting upon villain tradition! Back to the lair with you! Tradition dictates that we must plot our revenge immediately!"
  • In another episode, they depart with this wonderful line:
    Senior: Come, son. Let us return to the lair and practice our evil laughs together.

Ron The Man

• When Drakken is showing his henchmen filmed footage of how incompetent they've become, one video features a henchmen eating a burrito with his feet up on the table with a high pile of burritos on it. As he leans back slightly in his chair, the chair not only collapses under him, but it causes him to tip the table over and be buried by all the burritos.
• This exchange when Drakken complains about Jack Hench's "outrageous" prices.
  Shego: All right, I'll infiltrate his research facility and, you know, maybe I can find some "free samples".
  Drakken: Please, Hench never gives free anything. He...[Record Needle Scratch as Drakken gets it] oh, you mean stealing, don't you?
  Shego: Doy.
• Drakken trying to check into the hotel Dementor is staying in, only to be denied by the smarmy receptionist.
  Jilly: Welcome to Las Vegas Las Vegas, pally. What can I do ya for?
  Drakken: Yes...[reads the desk name plate]...'Jilly from Jersey'. I need a room.
  Jilly: Sorry, baby, but we are booked with the cuckoo conventions.
  Drakken: Fine, whatever. Just hand over a key so I can get into the pool.
  Jilly: Easy, Clyde. The swim is for registered cats only, you dig?
  [Drakken loses his patience and pulls an Angry Collar Grab on Jilly]
  Drakken: That's what I'm trying to do, you ANNOYING LITTLE POSER!
  Jilly: [unfazed] Uh, get the hands off the suit. [Beat] Creep.
  Drakken: [Angrish]...SHEGO! [walks off]
• When the Pan-Dimensional Vortex Inducer is activated and Dementor explains its function, Drakken tosses it into an air vent and they both decide Screw This, I'm Outta Here. Then this exchange happens:
  Dementor: Did I mention that Vortex will be the size of the state of NEVADA?!?!?!
  Drakken: [nervous laugh] We're in Nevada! How ironic.

Season 2

Naked Genius

• Wade's attempts to tutor Ron in algebra.
  Ron: Hey, I figured out problem 3! "X" equals all of the above!
  Kim: (taking the Kimmunicator from Ron) Hey, Wade. Uh, looks like the tutoring is really coming along.
  Wade: (banging his head against his keyboard) Ow. Ow. Ow. Let's just say problem 3 isn't even multiple choice. Sorry, Kim. I'm a super genius, not a miracle worker.
• The stock image of Ron the news channel used.
• This brief bit of deadpan snarkery when Drakken forgets what the plural form of the word "fish" is and Shego corrects him without looking up from her nails.
  Dr. Drakken: Fish, right? Or is it fishes?
  Shego: Fish or fishes.
  Dr. Drakken: Well which is it?!
  Shego: Both are correct plural forms of the singular word "fish".
  Dr. Drakken: You're very smug right now, aren't you?
  Shego: Little bit.

Grudge Match

• Dr. Possible is introduced in the episode at the space center working on the most powerful electromagnet in America. While he's explaining how it works, he leans onto the lever controlling it and accidentally aims it at Ron, ripping away his belt.
  Ron: Maybe science has gone too far.
• At the movie theater, Ron ends up watching a Romantic Comedy, in one of many failed attempt to get near Zita, when Wade suddenly takes over the screen. The confused reaction of the unsuspecting audience must be seen to be believed.
  Wade: Ron.
  Ron: Wade?!
  [A couple gets upset by the interruption]
  Boyfriend: Hey, get off the screen!
  Girlfriend: We wanna see the movie.
  Ron: Oh come on, life isn't anything like that!
  Boyfriend: [confrontational] What do you know about life?
  Wade: Ron, Kim is waiting for you outside the theater.
  Another Girl: She is? That is so sweet!
  Wade: She needs you.
  [The girl and her boyfriend awe smitten.]
  Boy: Hurry, dude!
  Girl: Kim's waiting for you!
  [Ron leaves the theater, to the cheers and ovation of everyone in the audience.]

Two To Tutor

• Kim and Ron end up being the only students at Middleton High to take Home Ec. For a long time.
  Mr. Barkin: All right, people, listen up! The regular home ec teacher retired six years ago and nobody noticed until this morning, so I'll be covering this class. Uh... Where is the class?
  Kim and Ron: Present!
  Mr. Barkin: (groans resignedly) All right. Take your dusty and filth-covered seats, please.
• Senor Senior Senior's warning video:
  Senor Senior Senior: (shrouded in shadow) This message is to warn you, that two thieves will be attempting to steal your chocolate chip recipe...
  Senor Senior Junior: (walking in, turns on the light) Father, what are you doing in the dark?
  Senor Senior Senior: (panicking) Junior, no! The lights...! (cuts out)

The Ron Factor

• Kim interrupts the theme song in her disbelief that Dr. Director wants to recruit Ron.
• The confrontation between Gemini and Dr. Director initially seems like it'll go down in a typical antagonistic fashion... and then they both descend into childish bickering.
  Dr. Director: You just can't let me be, can you, Sheldon?
  Ron: Sheldon?
  Gemini: The name is Gemini, and this has nothing to do with you, Betty!
  Kim: Betty?
  Dr. Director: Oh, yeah, right, don't give me that. Why do you want the Ron Factor so badly?
  Gemini: Because... because it's none of your beeswax!
  Dr. Director: You want it because I have it! You always wanted my stuff!
  Gemini: Oh, right! You got better toys than I did!
  Dr. Director: Ooh! Liar, liar! What about Baby Curlylocks? Huh?! What about that! You cut off all her hair! Remember that?!
  Gemini: Well, baby sister. (pulls out phone) Let's see what Mom recalls.
  Dr. Director: You're the baby, dragging mom into this.
  Gemini: Fine. Fine! We'll settle this like grown-ups! (Starts firing missiles at her)
• When Gemini kidnaps Ron, Kim tried to rescue him:
  Gemini: (sees Kim on his plane) Who is that?
  Ron:That’s Kim Possible. This is the part where she saves me and we beat you bad, it’s a Ron factor thing.
  Gemini: (Gets Kim off his plane) That’s a bad guy thing.
• When Gemini decides that his henchmen have failed him, he tells them to sit in a chair and sends them flying somewhere else. When he tells one of them that they have failed him for the last time, the guy says that he has just started Tuesday. Later when he tries to do the same to other guys, they try to avoid having this happening to them but Gemini still finds a way to send them flying.

Car Trouble

• When Dr. Drakken and Shego break into Dr. Freeman's house to abduct him, the man is dancing, and grabs Dr. Drakken, who for a moment just goes with it.
• During the montage of the kids not doing well on their driver’s test, one student just simply knocks over the traffic cones.
• Kim and Ron's attempts at getting information out of Dr. Freeman's house appliances... don't go as smoothly as usual on account of them being standard appliances only modified with AI, none of them being equipped with even the basic of surveillance utilities or sensors.
  Blender: It was all so chaotic!
  Ron: Yeah, yeah. That's a talking blender, alright.
  Rufus: Creepy.
  Kim: Just tell us whatever you can about the people who took Dr. Freeman.
  Blender: Well, one of them was roguish and the other was petulant I guess I would say?
  Kim: Roguish and petulant? Um, ok, can you be a little more descriptive?
  Ron: Height? Weight? Anything that might even be just a teensy bit useful, y'know?
  Blender: Look, I wasn't built with eyes!
  Sadie: Try the toaster!
  Toaster: Truth be told, I was concentrating on making the toast that was perfect, gold and brown.
  Ron: (Pats toaster) Good man.
  Microwave: Wait! I just remembered!
  Kim: Spill.
  Microwave: Their body temperature was at 98.6 degrees!
  Ron: Well, great! That narrows the list of suspects down to, let's see... everybody in the whole wide world!
  Blender: There's no need to get testy.
  Ron: Sorry, but generally KP and I get a little more to go on. A picture maybe, or some fingerprints.
  Kim: Or even a voice.
  Radio: Did you say a voice? I recorded the whole thing, baby.
  Ron: You wait until the blender and I are about to mix it up to mention this?!

Job Unfair

• Drakken's evil plan this week is use a weather machine to take over... Canada. Why? Low crime rate, good health care and clean cities. And then he'll rename it "Drakanada".
• Shego raises the question of where the fish go when they suck up the lakes.
  Drakken: (angrish) THEY GO SOMEWHERE!
• The reveal that Joe, the weird janitor, is actually a spy. From Canada.
  Ron: I thought you said you were a spy.
  Joe: A Canadian spy. Eh.

The Golden Years

• Shego dressed as an ice cream truck driver.
  Shego: You realize that this is a waste of my many talents, right?
• In an attempt to "kick it" with his new teen zombie army, Drakken bought a book on slang.
  Drakken: This plan is totally “off the heezy”! Off the hook? It’s raw! Chokin’! Chilly! Poppin’! Tight!! Mint!!! ...IT’S VERY, VERY GOOD, ALRIGHT?!
• This exchange:
  Drakken: Your Nana is a bad grandmother-
  Kim: Shut your mouth!!
  Drakken: I'm just talking about Nana!

Virtu-Ron

• Ron's initial experience with the game, which involves him dying over and over:
  Ron: AH! MY FACE!
• This line:
  Ron: Are all girls like this, or just the ones I know?
• Two words: Little Sombreros.
  Kim: I'll never complain about space food again. [To Ron] Save me, please!

The Fearless Ferret

• The Fearless Ferret episode.

A Sitch in Time

• Another great Lampshade Hanging moment from the first Kim Possible Movie, A Sitch in Time.
  Drakken: Kim Possible?!
  Killigan: Why do you always act so surprised?
  Drakken (actually giving it some consideration): I don't know...
• This part of "A Sitch in Time" where Kim has subdued Killigan and Monkey Fist.
  Killigan: Oh, it's not just the two of us.
  Kim: Oh, and I'm supposed to be surprised that Drakken's behind me?
  Drakken: How does she do that?!
  Kim: A ninja you're not.
  (Suddenly, Shego appears and attacks Kim, sending her toppling into a sarcophagus, which closes on her)
  Drakken: Aha! But she is!
  • Then the villains escape, leaving Kim trapped in the sarcophagus. Hours later, Ron (wearing an eskimo suit) arrives, and thinks the voice inside the sarcophagus is a real mummy!
  Ron: I'm here, Kim! Kim?!
  Kim: (from inside the sarcophogus) Get me out of here!
  Ron: R-R-Rufus? Mummy! In there! Alive!
  Kim: Ron!
  Ron: It knows my name! I'm cursed! I'm cursed!
  (Kimmunicator beeps, showing a very ticked off Kim)
  Kim: Ron, open the sarcophagus!
• Ron, having moved to Norway, tells Kim all there is to live on there is lamb stew and meatcakes. Which he and Rufus love. Totally! The minute Kim switches off the Kimunnicator...
  Mrs. Stoppable: Want some more meatcakes, honey?
  Ron: No! No meatcakes!
• Drakken, Killigan, and Monkey Fist fight over who gets to put the head on the time monkey, prompting Shego to be the voice of reason. It doesn't get through to them and they continue arguing like manchildren.
  Shego: Hey guys! Why don't you work as a team and put the stupid head on together?
  Drakken: But I hate sharing!
  Killigan: No sharing!
  Monkey Fist: Then we shall not share together.
  Drakken: Yes!
  All three go back to fighting
• This priceless bit as Drakken and Killigan bicker:
  Monkey Fist: Can you two buffoons take this outside?
  Duff Killigan: At 30,000 feet?
  Monkey Fist: Precisely.
• Drakken explains his plan to go to a time when Kim is most vulnerable, which Shego considers smart. Then he introduces a Juvenator to turn himself, Killigan, and Monkey Fist into toddlers.
  Shego: Okay. Just got dumb.
• Pre-K Ron's brief lecture about sharing is both adorable and this, especially when his eyes bug out on the "jungle law of day-care" line.
• Drakken tries convincing the others to use the Juvenator to infiltrate Kim's pre-teen life and sabotage her first mission to try crushing her spirit. As he's explaining, Monkey Fist and Duff Killigan side-eye one another, unimpressed after their previous failed attempt.
  Duff Killigan: Ugh, we tried crushing her spirit, cannae we simply crush her?
  Monkey Fist: I'm with the mad golfer on this one.
• The start of Shego's meetup with her future self.
  Shego: I have told Drakken a thousand times, no clones!
  Future Shego: I'm not a clone.
  Shego: You're not?
  Future Shego: I'm you from the future.
  Shego: Ugh... I hate time travel.
  • Not only that, but Future Shego has trouble explaining to Shego what she needs to do while Shego attempts to end the conversation and go back to watching the fight between Kim and a stone gorilla.
• When Kim and Ron have traveled to the Future where Shego has conquered the world. The following exchange happens...
  [Kim and Ron, are captured by Orb Robot/Drones, being taken away]
  Ron: [gulps] Ummm...excuse me scary orb-thing, where are you taking us?
  Orb 1: The Attitude Adjustment Center...
  [cut to them seeing the building ahead, looking very familiar to them]
  Kim: Isn't that the High School?
  Orb 2: Prepare to be drained of all individuality and spirit.
  Ron: [said in a completely dry and bored tone] Yep...high school.
  • The "instructional video" ("The Supreme One and You") of Shego gloating over her world domination and putting Drakken in his place.
• Rufus' wisdom:
  Rufus 3000: Rufus Prime, please, share your wisdom.
  Rufus: Huh?
  Rufus 3000: What is the meaning of life?
  Rufus: Hmmm.... CHEESE!
  [large crowd of Naked Mole Rats cheers; cut to a pair, one looking horrified/stunned]
  NMR: You owe me a buck.
• "Why is everybody in the future so ripped?!"
  • And later when fighting the Big Bads: "SEE! Everybody in the future is ripped!"
• The naked mole rats fighting the monkey ninjas.
  Ron: You will never see a stranger sight.
• "No touchie my monkey!"

A Very Possible Christmas

• Shego wonders why Dr. Drakken works through the holidays.
  Drakken: (With increasingly bizarre gestures) Because it is Christmas, the one time of year she is off-duty! Busy with her twinkle lights and mistletoe and carols and roast beast and fring-fanglers and ZOOB-ZOOBLERS!
  Shego: Whoa whoa whoa whoa, Dr. D!
  Drakken: WHAT?!
  Shego: You've stopped using words.
• Later when Ron goes it alone, hitching a ride from someone Kim helped out once before.
  Ron: Thanks for the ride, Captain Lewis!
  Lewis: It's the least I could do, after you saved this ol' tub from sinking! Hold on. Kim Possible saved my tub from sinking.
  Ron: That's right! And I'm always right there, you know, key man.
  Lewis: There was a fellow with her, busting my radio! Used my navigational charts for a napkin! What was his name...? Ron something.
  Ron: (visibly panicking) Yes. Yes, yes, Ron Something. Sadly, uh, Mr. Something didn't work out, we had to let him go. So I'll see - I'll see ya!

Queen Bebe

• The nationwide shortage of Brittina dolls is quickly revealed to be Serious Business to the little girls of America. A mob of them assemble at the doors of a toy shop, clamoring for the dolls that the unfortunate shopkeeper does not have as a result of the factory shutting down. The shopkeeper locks himself inside the store with Kim and Ron, but misses one that clutches to his leg before he forces her out.
  Little Girl: You're holding out.
  • As Kim discusses with the shopkeeper, Ron pitches in about the offscreen Funny Background Event.
  Ron: Um, is that your car out there?
  Ron: They're writing something in fingerpaint- oh, is that how that's spelled?
  • As soon as Kim and Ron open the door to leave, the mob of girls run inside and stampede over the poor shopkeeper.

Hidden Talent

• When Barkin announces the talent show:
  Barkin: Due to the litigious nature of last year's show, flaming chainsaw juggling will not be permitted.
• Drakken shows Shego the teleportation module he tricked Kim into stealing for him.
  Drakken: With this teleportation module, I shall be able to instantly transport myself into any high-security area I please! Imagine it, Shego! The sky's the limit! Fort Knox! The Louvre!
  Shego: Or into the "10 items or less" line with 11 items, huh?
  Drakken: Exactly! Wait. Was that a serious suggestion or are you mocking me?
  Shego: Yeah, I'd say about 30% serious, 70% mock.
  Drakken: Grrr! JUST PLUG IT IN! (hands Shego the module) Long-distance charges are separate of course. But with this capability, we can afford it. Shego!
  Shego: This is not gonna work.
  Drakken: What?! Where's the universal teleportation adaptor?
  Shego: I'm guessing...not here.
  Drakken: Blast! You send a hero to do a villain's work and this is what you get!
  Shego: Alright, I'll infiltrate Dementor's fortress and get it. Don't wait up.
  Drakken: Not necessary, Shego. (puts on the Wade-impersonator headset) We'll simply have Kim Possible finish the job for us.
• Drakken presents Kim with a flip-chart presentation of his No Kill Like Over Kill plan.
  Drakken: So, Kim Possible, I'll bet you're wondering what horrible fate I've devised for you this time.
  Kim: Surprise me.
  Drakken: Oh, you teenagers and your sass! I just wanna... Wow! (snaps his fingers; Shego presses a button and a flip chart labeled "Dr. Drakken's Deadly Plot! (A Visual Presentation)" emerges from the floor) Okay. First, you'll be sealed inside a reinforced titanium box. Next, you'll be dropped into this bottomless chasm. Then, the chasm will be filled with water. Then, man-eating sharks and a giant squid will then be released into the water!
  Shego: Wait. If the chasm is bottomless, how can you fill it with water?
  [Beat]
  Drakken: IT'S VERY VERY DEEP, ALRIGHT?! (sighs to regain his composure) Lastly, I shall freeze over the top of the water with a six-foot layer of solid, glacial ice! Any questions?
  Shego: Not if you're gonna get all snippy.
  Kim: Eh, beats humiliation at the talent show, I guess.
• During Ron's presentation, Barkin and the other judges are looking with great excitement as he's about to consume an entire packet of Diablo hot sauce. They're less amused when Ron spits fire straight at them, burning all but Barkin.
• At the end of the episode, when Barkin announces the winner.
  Mr. Barkin: And the winner of the Middleton High Annual Talent Show is... Ron Stoppable.
  Bonnie: WHAT?!
  Mr. Barkin: Proving that quantity is indeed better than quality.
  Bonnie: NO WAY!
  (Ron awakening with his head bandaged, walks across the stage dazed as the audience applauds him)
  Kim: So much for the "Rockwaller family tradition", huh, Bonnie?
  Bonnie: UGH! (sulks off)

Return to Wannaweep

• After Kim says they have to find Gill:
  Bonnie: Looks like he's already hit band camp.
  Mr. Barkin: And science camp.
  Kim: He's heading to clown camp!
  Mr. Barkin: Those poor clowns.
• The subverting of learning An Aesop, when Ron delivers this near the end of the episode... "Normally I'd say we learned suspicion and paranoia is bad...except that's what saved us."
• In the end, Kim and Bonnie come to the real conclusion: "Cheer Camp stinks."

Go Team Go

• Corporate sent a memo about Ron to the Mucho Grande Bueno Nacho in preparation for its grand opening. Hego is supposed to implement special procedures at the point where Ron approaches the menu.
• Due to Ambiguous Syntax, Kim and Ron are initially dumbfounded at Aviarius' sudden appearance and his cry for revenge towards the "hero".
  Ron: "Revenge"?
  Kim: I don't even know this guy.
• Ron trying to guess what Mego’s superpower was:
  Ron: Purple, purple...did your powers involve bruising in some way?
• When Kim, Ron, Hego and Mego 'visit' Drakken and Shego:
  Drakken: [to Shego, who doesn't care in the slightest] This rare mutagenic agent that you stole for me will unlock the key to...
  [Kim punches down the lair's door, causing Drakken to drop the mutagenic]
  Kim: Knock knock.
  Drakken: Kim Possible?! Since when do you glow?
  Shego: Like HEGO!
  [Hego and Mego shows up]
  Hego: Greetings, sister.
  Mego: Hey, Shego. You know, you missed my birthday. A call, a card... any acknowledgment would be nice.
  Drakken: Uh, I believe some introductions are in order here.
  [Ron enters the lair and shakes hands with Drakken]
  Ron: I'm Ron Stoppable. We've met before, but you never seem to remember my name.
  Shego: Can you excuse us, Dr. D?
  Drakken: Shego, as long as you're going to live under my roof, you'll follow my rules. And rule number one: no secrets. Whatever is going on... (notices Shego has activated her plasma) ...is obviously a private matter. Later, gators. [Drakken runs behind an armored door, then peeks back in] You know, I do think of us as a kind of evil family, and families stick together. So if you need me... [Shego's plasma blast opens a hole in the door] I'll be there for you. [sprints off]
• Kim finally makes Hego realize the glaring hole in Team Go's base when she points out they have a giant monitor through which they regularly receive messages from Avarius. After realizing Avarius could've been spying on them all this time, Hego asks why no one else brought this up.
  Shego: (with a look of extremely pained annoyance) ...because it was OBVIOUS?
• At one point, Kim uses Hego's super-strength to spin and drill her way into Aviarius' lair.
  Kim (visibly dizzy): Ooh. You know, I do NOT recommend that...
• Release the Flamingo of Doom!
  Shego: Say what?
  (a hatch opens up to reveal a giant robotic flamingo)
  Ron: That's the second largest flamingo I've ever seen.
  • Later in the episode, after Shego got the staff with all the powers of Team Go.
    Ron: I'm happy to be the distraction.
    Kim: Ron, it would take a huge distraction.
    [Drakken breaks in with a giant mecha, ready to disintegrate Aviarius]
    Shego: [surprised that Drakken had it in him] Dr. Drakken?!
    Drakken: That's right, Shego. Kim Possible's computer kid told me how you were at the mercy of a villain. Where is this Aviarius?
    Aviarius: [pointing at Ron] Here he is.
    Ron: Dude, Drakken knows who I am.
    Drakken: Yes, the name escapes me, but I do know the air of buffoonery.
    Ron grins at Aviarius, who is in Oh, Crap! mode
• After the Team Go powers have returned to their wielders and Shego ran away with Drakken.

  Hego: Looks like this bird is ready for his cage. [laughs]
  Aviarius: Do you have to say that every time you capture me?

  • And the final scene of the episode, where Drakken and Shego are on the mecha flying home, and Shego just finished telling Drakken what happened:
    Drakken: I mean, really, you practically gave it to her.
    Shego: Whatever.
    Drakken: Now that I know the whole story, I think you secretly wanted to lose.
    Shego: What?
    Drakken: That's right. You wanted your brothers to get their powers back. You don't really have it in you to betray them.
    Shego: Are you saying that I am going SOFT?!
    Drakken: As a marshmallow.
    Shego: GRRRRRRR!
    [Gilligan Cut later, Drakken is holding to the reactors of the still flying mecha]
    Drakken: Shego, I take it back! You're not a softy! SHEGO!
• Mego and Hego arguing over who has the better superpower.

The Full Monkey

• Kim and Monkey Fist get mistaken for the mascots of the Lowerton Lemurs. Monkey Fist is deeply insulted. Their fight is then further mistaken for a tumbling routine.
  Kim enters the gym
  Announcer: And there's Lowerton's mascot!
  Ron enters the gym
  Announcer: And there's... some guy?
  Monkey Fist enters the gym
  Announcer: And look, Lowerton brought another lemur mascot!
  Monkey Fist: A lemur?! I've never even been to Madagascar! Hmph! Lemur indeed!
• At the end, the three judges lift their score signs for the cheer-off. One of them seems to be giving Middleton a 2.1, but has the sign upside down and realized it belatedly before turning it.
• Of all things, Monkey Fist gets arrested for "impersonation of a mascot".
• Jim and Tim kept the photo of Chippy in Nana's dress.
  Kim: At least this year I avoided another picture day disaster. Thank goodness I wasn't anywhere near a camera.
  Ron: ...Um, yeah, about that...
  [Cut to the Possible house]
  Kim: Mom, what is that picture doing on the wall?!

Blush

• Shego is reading a magazine personality quiz to Drakken:
  Shego: Number 2: My most embarrassing moment happened when...?
  Drakken: I don't have the faintest.
  Shego: Oh, puh-leaze. How about just last week, when Kim Possible gave you that flying kung-fu wedgie? You were all like "Shego, help me, help me!" (Shego laughs, Drakken snarls) Or there was that time where—
  Drakken: SILENCE! There will be no more talk of embarrassing moments!
  Shego: All right, check out these features. "My Most Humiliating Moment Ever." "Embarrassment Central." "I Could've Died From Embarrassment!"
  Drakken: Let me see that! (snatches the magazines out of Shego's hands after she yanks it away repeatedly just to annoy him) "Could've Died From Embarrassment." Hmm....That's IT! That's it, Shego!
  Shego: What is?
  Drakken: Embarrassment! The soft white underbelly of the teen ego!
  Shego: ...eew!

Partners

• DNAmy's brief conversation with the scientist during the episode's Cold Open.
  Scientist: Amy? They said you lost it! That your experiments were insane! That you were locked up FOREVER!
  DNAmy: Yes. True. They were. Got out.
• As soon as Drakken says that his new plan is to charm Amy, Shego immediately looks up from the computer and just stares deadpan at Drakken.
  Drakken: ...What?
  Shego: Nothing.
  Drakken: You don't think I can be charming?
  Shego: I didn't say a word.
• Drakken tells Shego to watch and learn as he charms DNAmy. She immediately slams the door in his face as she sees him.
  Shego: And what have I learned?
  Drakken: At least she remembers me.
• Part of what teaming up with DNAmy consists of:
  DNAmy: (clinging on to Drakken) Ready hunny bunny?
  Drakken: Is it completely necessary to call me that?
  DNAmy: I like sugar booger too.
  Drakken: Honey bunny it is then.
• Drakken actually starts falling for Amy, much to Shego's amusement.
  Shego: I think you actually like her.
  Drakken: Oh, please. I'm an evil manipulator, remember? She's a pawn in my scheme.
  Shego: Uh-huh. That... (playfully twirls his ponytail) and you like her.
  Drakken: Do not.
  Shego: Do so!
  Drakken: Do not infinity!
  Shego: (in a singsong voice) Drakken and Amy sittin' in a tree... K-I-S-S-I-
  Drakken: SHEGO!

Oh Boyz

• "The Oh Boyz". The Seniors kidnap the titular band (and accidentally, Ron) hoping to extort their manager into giving Junior a singing career of his own. Unfortunately for the Seniors, Roland Pond, the Jerkass record manager is happy to be rid of the band (the singers were rather fussy and demanding; and the kidnapping turned out to be a huge profit windfall).
  Roland: What's the dollar damage, Benny?
  Benny: Well...not so damaging.
  Roland: Really?
  Benny: Yeah. We were losin' money on shows when nobody showed up.
  Roland: The Oh Boyz showed up.
  Benny: Exactly! And we had to pay them, their bodyguards, their hair stylists, their aura cleansers. Oy..
  Roland: (grins widely) Right. So we don't lose any money anymore. This is a good thing.
  (Kim walks in)
  Kim: What's a good thing?
  Roland: That we have you to help us.
  Kim: Have there been any demands?
  Roland: Not since the Oh Boyz were taken.
  Kim: I meant from whoever captured them.
  Roland: Eh...no, nothing yet, but I'll keep you on speed dial.
  Kim: But I never gave you my digits.
  Roland: Okay. Must've been some other teen who means well. What was the number again?
  • When SS Sr. calls Roland, who couldn't care less and he hangs up on him, leaving SS Sr. completely baffled.
  Roland: A day without the Oh Boyz is like a day where I don't lose money. No more whining pop rats. Life is sweet. (phone rings) Hello?
  SS Sr.: Please listen closely if you want to see the Oh Boyz again!
  Roland: Look, sorry, I gotta hop off. Call my office, we'll set a thing. Bye now. (hangs up)
  SS Sr.: ...Was I not clear in my demands?
  • Then when Junior tries to phone Roland, with the same result.
    Roland: Selling out? My two favorite words! This is a double deuce! All of the money with none of the Oh Boyz! (phone rings) Hello?
    SS Jr.: Mr. Oh Boyz record company man? I think you misunderstood my father. If you and your peeps do not cooperate, the Oh Boyz will continue to be missing!
    Roland: Stay missing? Gimme a minute to compose my thoughts. Lemme get back to you. (hangs up)
    SS Jr.: How can he get back to me? I did not give him my number!
• When Kim arrives in Roland's office as Roland lounges on his chair. Then the phone rings with the Seniors on the line (who can be heard fighting over the phone) and Roland desperately tries to dissuade Kim.
  Roland: Life without the Oh Boyz... (sips his coffee)...is heartbreaking.
  Kim: You seem real upset.
  Roland: Ms. Possible, the Oh Boyz are like sons to me. But what can I do? (phone rings) Sorry, gotta take this. (Presses the speaker on the phone) Yo. Go, baby.
  SS Jr.: We are not your baby!
  SS Sr.: Junior, gimme the phone!
  Roland: (quickly presses the mute button) Must be wrong number.
  Kim: Don't think so. And I hate to tell you, but I definitely know those voices.
  Roland: You do?
  (Kim presses unmute. )
  SS Sr.: A bad idea!
  SS Jr.: We'll give you another chance!
  SS Sr.: Junior, please let me talk!
  SS Jr.: Father, I'm speaking!
  (Roland presses the mute again, only for Kim to unmute it. They press the button back and forth.)
  SS Sr.: I have exp...
  SS Jr: It's my turn!
  SS Sr.: Son...
  SS Jr.: Father!
  (Roland smashes the phone)
  Kim: Oh, yeah. I've got everything I need.
  Roland: You mean?
  Kim: That's right! I know where to find Ron and the Oh Boyz!
• Rufus of all characters replacing Roland as the new manager of the Oh Boyz.
• Junior performing an Oh Boys song for his prison inmates. Including the part where he shakes his pecks right in Drakken's face, much to Drakken's horror.
  • To top it off, his father is the only person to clap.

Sick Day

• When Ron comes back from retrieving Ray X (and getting sneezed on by Shego in the process):
  Ron: Thank goodness for the Stoppable fortress of immunity!
  [later, both are at Kim's house, both sick]
  Kim: Fortress of immunity, huh?
• Kim tries to warn Shego that she has to sneeze, but Shego doesn't listen, believing it's a ploy by Kim to get her hands free. Until Kim sneezes in her face, that is. After catching Kim's cold, when they next meet for battle in the episode, Shego actually calls a time out so that both of them can turn their heads and sneeze. Kim even offers a "Gesundheit".
  • From the same episode:
  Ron: I just heard a way freaky security alarm go off. It sounded like choo, choo, choo.
  Kim: That was me — I was sneezing.
  • The end of episode. Kim and Ron have gotten Ray X back from Drakken and Shego, but it got a little destroyed along the way. Note that nobody but the creators know what X does.
    Kim: I gotta know. What was this X thing designed to do, anyway?
    Scientists: Cure the common cold.
    Ron: I hate irony.

The Truth Hurts

• While Dr. Wong is being interrogated by Drakken:
  Dr. Wong: You make no sense to me.
  Shego: Welcome to my life.
  [Drakken glares at her]
• Kim realizes something's wrong:
  Kim: Wade, something's wrong with me! I can only tell the truth, and, and YOU SPEND TOO MUCH TIME IN YOUR ROOM, IT'S JUST NOT HEALTHY!
• Ron, unable to lie, is honest about a book he was supposed to read for class;
  Ron: I almost dislocated my jaw from yawning!

Mother's Day

• Everything with Drakken's mother, who honestly believes that her son is a Talk-Show host and not a mad scientist.
  Mama Lipsky: Drew? What Does This Button Do??
  • Not to mention her trying to hook him up with Shego.
• Kim cutting off Drakken's one-liner.
  Drakken: Kim Possible! Looks like you've reached the-
  Kim: End of the line?
  Drakken: ...I hate when she does that.
• Drakken's Last-Second Word Swap as his mother comes in while he had Kim and her mother tied up.
  Drakken: You have been a bee in my bonnet for far too long! Prepare to meet-
  Mama Lipsky: Drew?
  Drakken: -my mother.
• Drakken:"You're loving this, aren't you?"
  Shego: *nod nod nod*
• Anne gets in on the fun too. It almost looks like she made Drakken Rage Quit as he just grabs Shego and leaves.
  Drakken: Now then, when we reach the gorge, I'll be-
  Anne: Dropping you off?
  Drakken: Another lippy Possible?!? GAH! Come Shego, let's get what we came for.

Motor Ed

• Motor Ed's Freudian Excuse: his fellow scientists told him to get rid of his mullet.
• Ed's reaction to his hairstylist clipping a bit of said mullet.
  Motor Ed: You don't clip the lion's mane while he roars, seriously! [cut to outside of lair] EXIT MY LAIR! SERIOUSLY!
  Hairstylist: [to Ed's just-arrived henchmen] No more junkyard calls!
  [Ed's henchmen exchange confused shrugs]
• Kim's Disabled Means Helpless mindset being thoroughly derailed by Ron.
  Kim: RON! What do you think you're doing?
  Ron: Shooting hoops with Felix.
  Kim: No! But it looks like you're really trying to, you know...
  Ron: (confused) Win?
  Kim: Exactly! Y-you can't!
  Ron: Look, I know I'm down 2 buckets, but if I focus on rebounding, and boxing out, I think that I can--
  Kim: You're acting like...like...
  Ron: ...like he's just a normal person?
  Kim: (Beat) I've got to just...stop talking.
• This summation of Kim's:
  Kim: I'm a cheerleader waiting by the phone for a guy with a mullet to call. Something is wrong with this picture.

Ron Millionaire

• The exact moment that Ron sees how much is on his cheque:
  Bonnie: Ron Stoppable, you are such a hottie!
  Ron: Are you saying that because I'm rich?
  Bonnie: Uh-huh.
  Ron: Cool!
• Kim tells Ron that she's worried and we get this moment:
  Ron: Oh, okay, I get it. You think this is gonna be one of those times when I suddenly turn into some out-of-control guy, and go way overboard with the whole money thing.
  Kim: Well, yeah.
  Ron: Kim, I swear, this money will NOT change me!
  [Gilligan Cut to Ron entering school the very next day decked out in bling-bling and Cool Shades, accompanied by an entourage, tossing his money around to the entire student body (and Mr. Barkin) while "Celebration" plays in the background]
• Drakken, on the other hand, has the opposite problem:
  Drakken: Money! Lucre! Bread! Di Nero! Scratch! Do-re-mi! It's the bane of my existence! [snaps a pencil in frustration]
  Shego: I'm sorry, what's the problem, Dr. D?
  Drakken: "Operation: Catastrophic Doom" has run into massive cost overruns. I have no choice but to resort to drastic measures. [speaks into an intercom] Attention! this year's Evil Family Picnic has been cancelled!
  Henchman: No Three-Legged Race? Awww!
  Shego: Fine by me. You and the Pie-Eating Contest? Not pretty.
  Drakken: [pulls out a 1st Place ribbon] Five-time champ, Shego! In your face!
  Shego: Actually, in your face. I think you still have a little blueberry shmutz right there. No, right there. [pulls on his cheek]
  Drakken: That's my skin, wiseacre!

Rewriting History

• At the ad break, Drakken says the story of the electro-stimulator is why he became a villain. After the ad break, Shego deflates his moment.
  Shego: I thought you became a villain because you were laughed out of Nerd School?
• "To my mom's attic!"

Season 3

Steel Wheels

• Drakken was fed up with having his cousin around for most of the episode, mostly with Motor Ed constantly saying, "Seriously" at the end of every sentence...we now cut to this bit.
  Kim: How do my foes find each other?
  Motor Ed: We're related.
  Kim: Seriously?
  Drakken & Motor Ed: Seriously.
  • Which is funnier still when you consider that John DiMaggio provides the voices for both.
  • This bit that prompts Drakken to unleash his pony tail:
    Motor Ed: Dude! I just noticed man, you've got a little baby mullet back there. Set it free, cousin! Set it free!
• Shego expressing her disgust when she learns Drakken and Ed went through with their plan to steal a wheelchair.
  Shego: So you actually stole a wheelchair. What's next, candy from a baby?
  Drakken: Been there, done that!^note and what she'll do in the next episode
• Kim tries to join in with Ron and Felix, feeling left out and jealous of their friendship. Amongst other things, she stuffs herself full of Felix's nacos while at Bueno Nacho with them. Ron brings it up later when he mentions that her jealousy was obvious.
  Kim: I'm sorry if I've been acting totally random.
  Ron: You mean the jealousy stuff with Felix?
  Kim: It's that obvious?
  Ron: Kim, you ate all his nacos.

Emotion Sickness

• "Emotion Sickness" was a hilarious episode through and through for having Kim and Shego acting completely out of character and Ron and Drakken having absolutely no idea what's gotten into them, but giggle fits were had when Shego said in a fit of anger, "I. LIKE. KISSY FACE!!!!"
• "Ron, you got some splainin' to do!"
• Ron trying to hide from Kim in the pickle suit, and the ensuing scene with Monique.
  Ron: Psst! Monique!
  Monique: Kosher Dilly?
  Ron: Coast clear?
  Monique: Clear for what?
  Ron: Kim. She's crushing on me.
  Monique: Kim's crushing? On you?
  Ron: Yes... and it's freaking me out!
  Monique: Sure you're not majorly misinterpreting?
  Ron: Just go with me on this, Monique. Kim has it bad for Ron.
  Monique: And... that's not good?
  Ron: I-I don't know, it's not that I haven't thought about this, I mean, who hasn't? I'm just...
  Monique (giggles) In a pickle?
  Ron: Oh, how I rue the day I ever volunteered for Kosher Dilly duty.
  Monique: You want my advice?
  Ron: Yes, okay!
  Monique: Lose the pickle suit.
  Ron: No, not yet. And if you see Kim, you didn't see me, got it?
  Monique: And what if Kim sees me seeing you?
  Ron: What?
  (Monique points to Kim, who is standing right behind him)
  Ron: AAH! KIM!
  Kim: Ronnie, I have a little favor to ask...
  Ron: (Loud Gulp) Uh, Sorry, KP, I was just... leaving! (books it)
  Kim: He's shy, but so cute!
  Monique: I'd say green and freaked.
• Or when Kim kissed Ron, under the influence of the Moodulator... right when Wade popped up on screen in her locker, seeing the whole thing... he literally does a spit take — AND falls out of his chair in shock!
  • Then afterwards, when Ron was obviously in a daze from the kiss, and Kim being flirty under the influence are pretty much ignoring Wade:
    Wade: [has a mix of shock and confusion in his expression] I, um, just wanted to let you know I got a link through the Kimmunicator and — were you guys just smacking lips?!
    Kim: [giggling] Great, Wade...
    Ron: [in a daze from the kiss] Whatever you say.
    Kim: [nuzzles her nose on Ron's cheek] I'm gonna get ready for tonight! Rrowr!
    Wade: Whoa, what's going on?! (Ron still in a daze, just shuts the locker door over Wade, who is still talking) THIS ISN'T NORMAL!!! HELLO?!?
• Another scene:
  Ron: Okay. So Kim and I have been best buds forever...maybe dating is the next step. I mean what's not to like about Kim? I mean, she's smart and cute... Dating could be good, y'know, the date thing...what if it tanks? (plane shooting sounds with a keyboard; followed by Ron chugging a can of soda; then playing with a piece of dental floss; then meditating upside-down) This could totally wreck our friendship! No, no, I'm not gonna let that happen! Only one thing to do: break up with Kim! Thanks, man, you've been a big help.
  Mr. Barkin: (irritably) Stoppable, how did you get in my house?
  • It's how completely unconcerned Mr. Barkin sounds as he says this that sells it. The scene is set up with Ron wandering around a room in what we assume is his house, monologuing about his troubles with Kim (currently hopped up on the romance setting of the emotion modulator stuck to her neck), and at the end we discover he's been talking to someone, whose identity is revealed as Mr. Barkin. The funny comes from several factors: one, the speech is interspersed with a couple of shots of Ron wasting time, implying he's spent several hours in his rambling monologue; two, Barkin's reveal implies that he's been there the whole time - in his bathrobe; and, three, he's not so much worried about a crazy student as he is annoyed that it's Stoppable... being goofy... again. You start to wonder why Barkin didn't kick Ron out much sooner.
• Or this bit, in between Shego's mega whammy mood swings, Drakken is curled up in a fetal position and sucking his thumb behind a pole, asking, "Um, did I forget your birthday? Is that what this is about? Because... I'm scared." *continues sucking thumb*
• Or this exchange with Shego and Drakken when she's under the romance influence after Drakken tests out the stolen electro-magnetic-accelerator:
  Shego: [wearing a furry winter coat] Brr! Cold weather! Perfect for cuddling. [rushes to him with 2 cups] Latte?
  Drakken: [creeps back onto a chair] Eh, I like latte, but as to the cuddling... Eh... Pasadena.
  Shego: Why?
  Drakken: Well, because, um... because you're freaking me out! That's why!
  Shego: [throws away the lattes and starts massaging Drakken's shoulder and forehead] Awww, poor Dr. D, so stressed from all his hard worky worky.
  Drakken: Well, ha... I do sometimes burn the candle... Oh... little to the left. Ahh...
  Shego: [leans towards his ear] Someone could use a little breaky-poo.
  Drakken: [starts to look nervous and weirded out] Breaky poo?
  Shego: [grabs Drakken and runs off with him] Don't mind if we do!
• The scene of Ron picking Kim up for their "date." First off, we have Kim's parents revealing that they were Shippers On Deck the whole time (which is a very interesting thought, if you mull it over, and is a good little nugget of info for So the Drama later on) and then Kim's dad casually telling Ron he'll drop him in a black hole if he hurts Kim. Then there's Kim in her Little Black Dress and both Ron and Rufus' eyes bug out of their heads at the very sight.
• And in the Drakken and Shego corner:
  Dr D.: I'm just going to go and supercharge the laser on that float so we can do evil. We like evil, don't we?
  Shego: [having a Moodulator-induced crying jag] You're leaving in my time of need!
• Ron "breaking up" with Kim;
  Ron: Okay look, we've known each other a long time. We're a great team but...
  [Moodulator switches Kim's mood to "happy"]
  Kim: Haha! Team! [laughs] Yeah, you said "team".
  Ron: Heh, yeah... Earth to KP! "Team" is not funny. Being serious here. Dating could complicate things —
  [Moodulator switches Kim's mood to "serious"]
  Kim: Things should never be complicated.
  Ron: Well, that's what I thought. That's why I think we should —
  [Moodulator switches Kim's mood to "upset"]
  Kim: (sniff) You're breaking up with me?
  Ron: Yes. NO! Well... yeah. But, y'know, don't get upset.
  Kim: Oh I knew it! I knew it! I knew it! I...
  [Kim runs off crying]
  Ron: No, come back! Your dad's gonna put me in a black hole!
• When the Moodulator controller shorts out:
  Dr. Bortel: The circuits have been fried!
  Ron: So that means Kim's back to normal, right? PLEASE TELL ME KIM'S BACK TO NORMAL!
  Dr. Bortel: I'm afraid your friend is now locked into an irreversible frenzy of rage.
  Ron: [deadpan] Dude, what'd I just say?
• Or Drakken's sudden shift from gloating about Kim being "locked into an irreversible frenzy of rage" to horrified realization of how much trouble he's in when Bortel asks what happened to the second moodulator chip.
  Drakken: A scorned woman! HAHAHA! The perfect weapon!
  Dr. Bortel: If she's wearing Moodulator #1, then where is the second one?
  Drakken: The second one? Uh-oh...
  Shego: DRAKKEN!!!
• When Ron tries to calm Kim down:
  Ron: Kim, chill. It's me, Ron.
  Kim: [totally pissed and throws away an ice cream cart blocking him] Chyeah! Ron Heartbreaker!
  Ron: [totally terrified] AHH! NO! STOPPABLE! [runs away] IT'S PRONOUNCED STOPPABLE!
• The literal Mood Whiplash as both Kim and Shego go through, well, Moodulator whiplash.
• And the way Kim and Shego team up to handle their "irreversible frenzy of rage".
  Kim: (trying to kill Ron) Men!
  Shego: (trying to kill Drakken) Oh, yeah!
• Ron hides inside of a parade float, only to come across Drakken also hiding there.
  Drakken: Find your own hiding place!
  Ron: Oh, right! Like you called dibs.
  Drakken: Well, I am now. Dibs! Ha!
  Ron: Well, I'm calling double dibs!
  Drakken: (grumbles and gets up to leave) You've won this round with your superior dib-calling. But that won't save us from them!
  • It wasn't even that good of a hiding spot.
• After Kim gets free of the Moodulator, she and Ron have to remind Drakken that he still has to worry about Shego when he attempts to deliver one of his boasts.
  Drakken: So Kim Possible! You were lucky this time!
  Kim: You might wanna be careful.
  Drakken: Ha! You threaten me?
  Ron: No. Shego's still got some major moodulator issues.
  Shego: DRAKKEN!
  Drakken: Mommy.

Bonding

• This exchange when Dementor releases his giant Dachshunds:
  Barkin: (completely serious) I knew this day would come. Just me, and the mutant wiener dogs.
  Ron: ("are-you-nuts" voice) You knew this day would come?
• The wacky situations that arise from Ron and Mr Barkin and Kim and Bonnie being bonded to one another.
• Bonnie questioning Dementor on how overly complicated his plan is and both him and Kim saying "it's just how things are done".
• When Kim and Bonnie’s date with Brick ends, Brick cluelessly asks: “Am I supposed to kiss her (Kim) goodnight too?”. Both girls yell no at him.

Bad Boy

• Kim's on the mailing list of the villain expo:
  Ron: I thought I was signing you up to win a tank, okay?
  • Called back later:
    Jack Hench: (to a disguised Ron) I'm just not familiar with your work. Why don't you fill out a card? You could win a tank.
• Shego is rather annoyed with Dr. Drakken's term for chocolate milk, "Coco Moo":
  Drakken: Shego, bite your tongue! Have some coco moo, it's soothing.
  Shego: Stop saying 'coco moo'!
  [Drakken takes a sip]
  Drakken: Mmm, that's good coco moo!
  [Shego screams in exasperation]
• Later, he uses his lair's equipment to...
  Drakken: [singsong] Who wants peanut butter stickies?
  [Two of his henchmmen exchange a confused look, but both raise their hands.]
• Ron's whole villain persona is equal parts this and awesome.
  Ron: I refined my potato tosser into a plasma catapult!
  Kim: That's an unexpected twist.

Showdown at the Crooked D

• Ron trying to prove to Kim's cousin he exists, pointing out his presence in a photo of Kim in Japan.
  Rufus: Nuh-uh.
  Ron: (looks closer) Oh, yeah. That's just a Japanese schoolgirl.
• Shego can apparently speak in cowboy slang, complete with southern accent. Drakken can't, much to his dismay when his henchmen try informing him that there's trespassers.
  Henchman: Hombre One to Drakken, we have varmints!
  Cut to Drakken and Shego in the sherrif's office.
  Drakken: We have what? Varmints? What is a varmint? Shego, here, you speak Hombre!
  Shego: Give me that. (She snatches the phone from him.) Howdy, hombre, what in tarnation is-a goin' on? (Silence as she is informed by the henchman.) Looks like we've got us some varmints.
  Drakken: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!
• Mr. Possible spent most of the episode wondering why he wasn't invited to the Wild West Science Fest. He finally asks why, to the dismay of everyone now sharing his cell.
  Mr. Possible: I just want to know one thing about your evil plan, Lipsky.
  Drakken: Well, I do like to gloat about the nuances of my schemes. Fire away!
  Mr. Possible: If you gathered the greatest minds on the planet, why did you leave me out?!
  Everyone stares at Mr. Possible.
  Drakken: Because you're a Possible! You people are such pests!

Dimension Twist

• Ron and Dr. Drakken know how I Know You Know I Know works. "It's a trap-trap!"
• Trapped in TV Land, Kim and Shego fetch up in a Fear Factor-style stunt show:
  Presenter: We are ninety storeys above a busy street! Are you scared?
  Shego: Nope.
  Kim: Should we be?
  Presenter: Yes! Because you're about to do a bungee jump! Scared yet?
  Kim: Nah.
  Shego: Are you?
  Presenter: Why would I be scared?
  Shego: [grabs him and jumps] Here we go pretty boooooy!
  Kim: [vaguely annoyed] Oh, Shego. [jumps after her]
  • From the same episode, we have Dr. Drakken on the Puppet Pals, which is a Sugar Bowl show. After the Puppet Pals realize that Dr. Drakken is a meanie, they immediately summon Mr. Sitdown, who immediately sits on top of Dr. Drakken.
    • Then later at the end of the episode Drakken ends up back on the Puppet Pals with Shego. When she gets equally annoyed with them and makes a threat, Mr. Sitdown is summoned again and sits on both of them after Drakken warns Shego.
  Drakken: Shego, you’re going to anger Mr. Sitdown.
  Shego: What? [Mr. Sitdown sits on the both of them] Unh! Oh.
  • The entire episode is pretty funny, with highlights being Shego getting stuck in a sitcom, Kim getting stuck as a Red Shirt on a Star Trek-inspired show, both of them getting stuck in ER, and Drakken getting a makeover.
  • And their version of The Hollywood Squares, with triangles (likely unintentionally referencing another show like that, Battlestars which was also from Merrill Heatter), and Drakken, in the center triangle, complains nobody picks him.
• Near the end, when faced with a stampede of monkeys, Shego turns to Drakken and mutters, "I blame you for this."
• "This began with monkeys, and it's gonna end with monkeys."

Overdue

• While Ron is searching for the book in various villain lairs, he comes across Shego:
  Shego: Where's Possible?
  Ron: SHE'S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!
  Shego: Whoa-ho-ho-ho there! Never said she was. [smirks]
  Ron: [uncomfortably] Oooooh...Haha-ha-ha...sss-awkwaaard...
• The Running Gag of the WadeBot's stealth mode not doing a thing to protect Ron.

Roachie

• Ron has a fear of bugs, to which Kim just gets the simple advice to flick them off. Then they fight the episode's bad guy, who with some stolen technology amassed an army of giant cockroaches. Surprisingly, Ron isn't all that scared or bothered when he first sees them (he assumes that making them big makes them cuter), but is shocked that the normally stoic KP is left stiff and stuttering "B-B-B-Bugs... B-B-Big bugs..." and not in a mocking tone of his fear.
• "Hurl factor's approaching critical here..."

Rappin' Drakken

• We find out that, instead of using the time for a project, Ron spent five weeks trying to keep a spoon on his nose.
  Ron: I was, uh...Yeah, I was working on another project...
  • He later submitted his American Idol-style video as his school assignment, and it worked.
• The beginning, where Kim and Ron ambush Drakken and Shego's initial scheme.
  Drakken: While Shego keeps you busy, I shall launch my Hypertronic Devastator drone! [does just that]
  Kim: Wait, no countdown?
  Shego: No, no, he's actually learning.
  Drakken: You see, during the time it takes the computer voice to count backwards from ten, you always manage to defeat me. Not anymore!
  Ron: (holding out a metal piece) Uh, dude, is this important?
  Drakken: [gasps] THE GYROSCOPIC CONTROL UNIT! Where'd you get this?
  Ron: Yeah, well, we actually snuck in by climbing up your whatever-it-is...
  Drakken: Hypertronic Devastator Drone!
  Ron: Yes, and I slipped, and I had to kinda grab on to something, and it kinda snapped off.
  Drakken: Without the gyroscopic control unit, the drone will—! (alarm blares; Drakken looks up to see the drone falling out of the sky, making a dive bomb right toward his lair) ...instantly crash. YOU BUFFOON!
  Ron: Ah, I do what I can.
  (As Kim and Shego continue to fight, Drakken's goons run past them, fleeing for their lives.)
  Kim: Uh, maybe we should get outta here.
  Shego: Good call!
  (Everyone flees out of the lair and dives into the ocean, as the drone crashes on the lair. KABOOM!!!)
• When Drakken's plan hits a snag due to his inability to hire a rapper to endorse his brainwashing shampoo, Shego is preoccupied with how he didn't get her the rapper's autograph.
  • Drakken's unamused response:
    Drakken: I was focusing on taking over the world instead. One has to wonder about my priorities.
  • Drakken getting excited when he learns exactly what day it is.
    Drakken: It’s… Friday? Are you sure?
    Shego: Yeah, check the calendar. (notices the grin on Drakken’s face) Oh no. Oh no, come on!
    Drakken: It’s Friday! And we all know what that means!
    Shego: Karaoke Night…
• Drakken singing Oh Boyz’ "Hello Hello Hello". That is all.
• Drakken's rap. Fo sheezy; it's off the heezy.
• Not to be outdone, Ron presents The Naked Mole Rap. As ridiculous as it is awesome.

Team Impossible

• Ron's repeated attempts to come up with a theme song and Kim's exasperation, plus his complaining over being denied a box-lunch on the senior bus tour.

Gorilla Fist

• Yori's second appearance, where Kim starts "jelling" over her and Ron.
  • Ron trying to introduce Yori to Kim without giving away her identity as a ninja. Neither of them were impressed.
    Ron: Oh, sure, y'know, Yori from [thinks] seventh period history. No, no, she's an old pal, from...Camp Wannaweep. [Yori glares] We've never met, actually! What do you want?! Who are you, stranger who I do not know?!
    Kim: But you just said her name is Yori.
    Ron: Yori! It's a common name, y'know, in Japan. Whai-i-i-i-i-i gotta go! Bye!
  • Later, when Wade uncovers the existence of the Yamanuchi ninja school:
    Wade: Turns out it's a super secret school!
    Kim: I knew he crushed on someone while he was there!
    Wade: That...wasn't what I...
    Kim: What? You think I'm jelling! I'm not jelling; why would I jell?
    Wade: Right...
  • And then when Kim finally tracks down Ron and Yori:
    Ron: Whoa! Are you freaking over my friend Yori?
    Kim: I am not freaking! I am not jelling!
    Ron/Yori: "Jelling"?
• Yori lampshading Ron’s role in the show:
  Yori: You make danger comical with your American style buffoonery.
• The revelation that the giant gorilla trying to kidnap Monkey Fist is actually DNAmy and Monkey Fist's horrified reaction.
• When the ghost (actually Sensei trying to warn Ron) writes a message in Mystery Meat gravy, Wade analyzes it:
  Kim: So what was in the gravy?
  Wade: You don't want to know... until after graduation... from college.
  Monique: I say we trust him on the gravy.

And The Molerat Will Be CGI

• The Possible parents commenting on Heather and Quinn.
  Ann: They seem nice.
  James: Hon, you know how I feel about show-folk.
  Ann: Oh, they're just like you or me. Except, they're wealthy, beautiful, and live by no recognizable moral code.
• The ending where it's revealed that Junior bought the bogus Heather merchandise that Jim and Tim were selling and Sr facepalming in disbelief.

Season 4

Ill Suited

• The first episode of Season 4...Kim and Ron are treated to seeing Dementor in a dress.
  • "IT'S A HOUSECOAT!"
• This line from Season 4...
  Ron: The first rule of Chess Club is: You do not talk about Chess Club.
• Ron trying out for the football team, runs to catch the football in practice, only for him to catch it offscreen and you hear all sorts of chaos going on offscreen, like cats, stuff breaking and car alarms...what really takes the cake is what Ron screams offscreen. "WHY WOULD YOU PARK THERE?!"
• Professor Dementor takes a while realize Kim's not actually wearing the battlesuit:
  Kim: (In her midriff-baring cheerleader outfit) Hello? Does it look like I'm wearing full body armor?
  Professor Dementor: Well, no, now that you mention it...
• After Dementor puts on the battlesuit and attempts to use it against Kim and Ron, Rufus uses the magnetic device to control Dementor and does the old "stop hitting yourself" routine against him.

The Big Job

• The Running Gag with Ron's coupon book and at the beginning Ron demanding Crayons at a fancy restaurant.
• Kim and Ron track Shego and Junior to San Francisco where they're planning to pull a job. Kim ends up fighting Shego while Junior searches fruitlessly for a parking space. Ron passes by a few seconds later with the same problem.
  Shego: You too?!
  Kim: Yeah! What is up with this city?!
  (Resume fighting)
• Kim and Ron's fight against Shego and Junior over a parking space and a mime somehow getting involved.
• Ron's failed attempts at finding a job, including him having the bright idea to bring raw meat with him to the zoo and poking a Lion with a stick.
• Shego gets trapped in the alligator pit, and when Sr asks Jr to make sure Shego does not hurt the gators, she incredulously responds, "Me? Hurt them?" and starts panicking. There's just something darkly comedic about someone as unflappable as Shego freaking out like Ron and nobody else seeming to have any real interest in helping her out.
  Shego: (holding a gator's jaws open à la Captain Hook) Seriously, a hand? Anyone?! These things have TEETH!

Trading Faces

• The Running Gag of photographers showing up to take pictures of Camille and getting pushed out of the frame by security guards.
• The Tweebs end up showing up Kim in class when Barkin, amused by having three Possibles in his classroom, uses that as a basis for an improvised pop quiz which Jim and Tim are the first to answer and provide an example for.
  Jim: The probability of our sister taking less than forty minutes in the bathroom in the morning?
  Tim: Zero! She sings in the shower.
  Kim: TIM!
  Jim: And finishes her homework on the-
  Kim: JIM!
• To cheer Kim up from having been shown up in class by her brothers, Ron asks Wade if he has any hits on the website; pop star Brittina has sent a call for help, but she's not quite in one of her usual settings, giving Ron's own excitement a bit of a whiplash.
  Ron: Superstar in need, booyah! So, where do we meet her? Concert, club, private yacht?
  Wade: Jail.
  Ron: Oh.
• When the Senior Table's budget is given to the SKIP Program, Ron bemoans it as unfair. Mr. Barkin gets right in Ron's face and responds with:
  "And is it fair that the polar ice caps are melting? YOU TAKE LIFE'S LITTLE UPS AND DOWNS, STOPPABLE!!!" (Straightens his tie and nonchalantly walks away.)
• This results in the cafeteria going back to Mystery Meat, and Mr. Barkin, in compliance with school district guidelines, showing a video about where the meat comes from, resulting in almost everyone in the cafeteria running out in disgust and horror.
  Ron: I knew there were snouts!

The Cupid Effect

• Senior Senior Senior seems to be reading a love poem to Wade's mother, but it's actually a parking ticket.
• Wade reads a "love note for Monique" Ron gave him.
  Wade: The humble earthworm is vital to agriculture, it moves through the soil by excreting lubricating mucus.
  Kim and Monique: Ewww!
  Ron: Oh, wait! That's my biology report. Oh, that means...!
  (Cut to Mr. Barkin reading Ron's report)
  Mr. Barkin: Well, that's a very nice thought. A-Plus, Stoppable, (sniffs) A-plus!
• When Kim asks what the Seniors have stolen from Wade, Ron cracks up under pressure.
  Ron: Wade invented a bun-warmer that makes girls fall in love with him!
  Beat as Kim tries to process all this.
  Kim: I knew that bun-warmer wasn't right!
  Wade: IT WAS RON'S IDEA!
  Ron: WHAT?! Not intentionally!
• Wade's suggestion to infiltrate Junior's show is to grapple to the top of the building and enter through the roof with Kim and Ron's grapple guns and his own grapple belt, but Ron reminds him that Monique wouldn't be able to follow them. She suggests just walking through the front door.
  Kim: Right, good idea. Just one problem: ladies only.
  Beat. Wade and Ron look at each other a moment before the implications hit them.
  Ron: Oh, no you don't!
  Cut to Ron and Wade dressed as girls.
  Wade: They did.
• Ron distracts Junior.
  Ron: (rips off wig) Give me back my girlfriend!
  Junior starts snickering
  Ron: Dude, what is so funny?
  Junior: (Laughing) I thought you were a lady!
  Ron: Well, you are no gentleman.
• Later in the episode, Senior Senior Senior introduces Wade to his bodyguards Evil and Treachery.
  Senior: You genius cannot beat my evil or my treachery. Have you met my bodyguards, Evil and Treachery?
• The Running Gag of Wade trying to blame Ron for giving him the idea for the Love Ray(which Ron was joking about when he said it).
• Kim using the Love Ray on Monique so she can keep her quiet about Wade and get on with stopping Junior, then when Monique gushes about how much she'll miss Wade, Kim reluctantly drags her along.
• The Stinger with the new girl Wade was crushing on using his own Love Ray against him.

Car Alarm

• Ron does some lampshading twice in this episode. Once about a Noodle Incident ...and the other about the crows that kept attacking him for no apparent reason.
  • The Noodle Incident lampshade-involves Kim trying to fix up a hand-me down, broken down car her father gave her. Things aren't working out at all...somehow Ron is entangled in wires, and he wasn't even doing anything to help fix the car.
    Ron: Wait a minute?! I wasn't even helping! How did this happen?!
    • The second lampshade was the 3rd time the crows came and attacked him, the third time in particular came literally out of nowhere!
      Ron: (Getting pecked) AAAHH!! THIS IS JUST SO RANDOM!!!!
• The misinterpretation Kim and Ron initially give the 'magno-rings'...
  Rufus: (Hums "Here Comes the Bride")
  Ron: [flustered] I- I had nothing to do with this!
• After Shego comments on Motor Ed 'tricking out' the rocket:
  Motor-Ed: You know, your chassis could use a little tricking out too.
  Shego: (Furious) Excuse me? What's wrong with my "chassis"!? (Blasts him)

Grande Size Me

• When Ron enters Mr. Barkin's class much fatter and taller than before thanks to the growth serum, Barkin asks just what the hell happened to him.
  Barkin: Stoppable! What has happened to you?!
  Ron: Your worst nightmare!
  Barkin (Terrified): The one with Abe Lincoln and the pool sharks?!
  Ron: Uh, no?
• Another spoofed Aesop: the episode was outright a parody of Super Size Me, but it was hilariously making fun of the healthy eating aesop that the Executives pushed onto our creators, by having Ron-at the very end of the episode-delivering the "I learned something today" speech to camera (and getting the wrong moral, telling us to stay out of mutating chemicals instead of eating healthy food), while a growing crowd behind him wonders who on Earth he's actually actually addressing.

  Barkin: (just after the fade out) Stoppable! Office, NOW!

Mad Dogs and Aliens

• Ron tries to grab a part of a wind chime to copy a move Kim just did, succeeding only in brushing the bottom part of it enough to make it move.
  Ron: Failure has never sounded so soothing.
• Kim's summation of the case mid-way through the episode:
  Kim: Wade ran a search on all green females on Earth, and he came up with Shego and the spokeswoman for the Asparagus Advisory Council. And they both have alibis.
• Shego returns to Drakken’s lair and gives him the usual lip, but given that he's still upset with her leaving him in prison all the times she's gotten out and he now has an alien warrior working for him...
  Drakken: Warmonga, show her the door.
  Warmonga: If you guide your vision to the left of our aft reactor core, you can see our primary entrance.
  Drakken: No, Warmonga, I meant make her exit through the door.
  Warmonga: Oh. (Grabs Shego and lifts her overhead)
  Shego: Hey! (Warmonga tosses her through the door, blowing a hole in it.)
  Drakken: Yes, well... I didn't mean literally through the actual door, but...
• Drakken contacting Kim on her website to gloat, and failing miserably.
  Drakken: Hello, Kim Possible. Perhaps you recognize the nemesis you left to rot in prison, Dr. Drakken? Cellblock D? Home of the annoying cellmates?!
  Shego: Digressing!
  Drakken: Shut it, Shego! You're here merely to witness and weep!
  Shego: Ughh! (To Warmonga) What, you mean you aren't gonna interrupt?
  Warmonga: We do not interrupt the Great Blue.
  Shego: Sure we do! We're the evil sidekick, we're all about the interrupting! ISN'T THAT RIGHT, DR. D??!!
  Drakken: NAAGH! ZIP IT! Now where was I? Evil genius, in prison, rotting—yes, the rotting!
  Shego: (Nudging Warmonga) See, see? Now you do it, you do it!
  Warmonga: Never!
  Drakken: My new doomsday device will steal all the oxygen from the Earth's atmosphere. And there's nothing you can to to stop me in—[cut to a monitor with a timer on it]—T-minus 60 minutes and...[countdown doesn't start]…RRGH! And counting! [bangs repeatedly on the timer with his fists and feet] ANY! MINUTE! NOW!
  Shego: Oh come on, you're not letting that one go! Hello? This is mocking gold! Uhhh!
  Warmonga: Warmonga will not mock the Great Blue!
  [dinging noise]
  Drakken: I GOT IT!
  Shego: All right, see that? You missed your mock window.
• Frugal Lucre annoying Drakken in prison and then Motor Ed annoying Lucre in The Stinger.

Clothes Minded

• Kim's many attempts to find a new mission outfit, but what takes the cake is when her brothers make her one. Cue her showing up to a mission looking like a Toy Fair reject. Drakken and Shego laugh their butts off when they see her.
  • Just beforehand, Kim switching between Wade, Ron and the Tweebs in her car's in-dash Kimmunicator leads to Ron getting confused and everybody interrupting everyone else.
• This exchange when Ron is captured by Drakken and Shego:
  (Drakken is standing by the door, face set in a snarl, holding a baseball bat over his head to whack Kim with)
  Drakken: Where is that Kim Possible?! My arms and jaw are killing me!
  Shego: Don't you hate it when heroes show up late? It's just so rude!
  Ron: I told you, I came alone! KP doesn't know I'm here!
  Drakken: You know what, I'm beginning to think he came alone and that Kim Possible doesn't know he's here.
  Ron: Yeah, okay. Never went to college, did he?
  Shego: Reject!
  Drakken: Dropout, Shego! For the last time, they let me in, I just...(groans exasperatedly)...Without Kim Possible, there's no one to stop me from charging my greatest invention, the—
  Shego: I know, the Inter-Continental...Hooey-Majiggy.
  Drakken: Inter-Continental Electro-Magneticizer, Shego!

Big Bother

• The Running Gag with Monkey Fist letting one of his monkey ninjas drive, followed by their running into something and Monkey Fist saying, "That's what I get for letting the monkey drive."
• By the end of the episode, Ron is at Sacky MCMXXXIIII. He's gone through 1934 bags, bought all the flour bags at Smarty Mart and still got a F- because Sacky MCMXXXIIII was sugar.
  • His Roman numerals are off, too. 1934 would be MCMXXXIV.
    • Actually, IIII is an acceptable alternative to IV for four.

Fashion Victim

• Mr. Barkin slowly becomes crazy during his time in the crate.
  Ron: Uh, Mr. Barkin? You feelin' okay? Crate's not gettin' to you, is it?
  Mr. Barkin: (stir crazy) OF COURSE NOT! And why do you keep calling me that?
  Ron: Mr. Barkin?
  Mr. Barkin: (grabs a cow) HE'S MR. BARKIN!
  Ron: (freaked out) ...moo?
  • Also, him gaining a Time-Passage Beard — they've only been in the crate for about 15 minutes. Ron questions this and Barkin admits he shaves 15 times a day.
• Everything about the Fashion Police.

Odds Man In

• Drakken's (and Shego's) reaction to Hank's incentive program.
  (Drakken observes two henchmen doing trust falls)
  Drakken: Is this what I am not paying for? Kiddy games?
  Hank: It’s a trust exercise. The first thing I learned in business school, where I graduated with honors…
  Drakken: (mocking) "Graduated with honors."
  Hank: ...Is, successful companies run on teamwork, which is built on trust.
  Drakken: Pfft! Buncha grad school hooey. [Beat] Can I have a turn? It’s my lair. (Drakken gets ready to do a trust fall, but ends up flat on his back when the henchman who was supposed to catch him turns toward the sound of Shego yelling offscreen)
  Shego: DR. D!!! (Shego walks in, carrying a chart) Somebody explain this!
  Hank: The Company Organizational Chart?
  Shego: I know that! Why am I way down here under "Assistant Manager for Minor Weaponry and Office Supplies"?
  Hank: Well, here at Drakken & Co., we believe…
  Shego: Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! I’ve been reduced to "and company"?!
  Hank: What can I say? You missed the Brainstormer’s Breakfast. But, you're just in time to work on your team building skills. The goal is to help your teammates through the web without touching the rope—(Shego vaporizes the rope with her plasma, gets in Hank's face and grabs his tie threateningly)
  Shego: So, about that Org Chart.
  Hank: (nervously stuttering as he rapidly rearranges the chart) How does "Chief Operating Officer for Random Mayhem" sound?
  Shego: Throw in a company car, I’m good.

Stop Team Go

• This part:
  Hego: Electronique?! You broke out of the specially constructed non-conductive plastic prison?
  Mego: No. She's still there. Of course she broke out, you big dolt!
• Also from that episode, the discussion of:
  Electronique: And bring Go City to its knees!
  Hego: Technically, cities don't have knees.
  Mego: That a whadda ya call it, a simile.
  Wego 1: It's not a simile.
  Wego 2: It's a metaphor.
  Hego: The topic here is geography, not English. Or is it anatomy?
• Team Go has yet another argument:
  Mego: Uh, what's with the chicken?
  Wego: Who doesn't like chicken?
  Electronique: I don't like chicken!
  Mego: I told you she didn't like chicken!
  Wego: You didn't say squat about chicken!
  Hego: Guys, no fighting. We're evil hench-people now, let's be professional about it.
  Mego: Way to kiss up, Hego!
  Hego: I'm not kissing up, it's a simple statement of fact.
  Wego: Uh, guys? Electronique's warming up the hurt.
  Electronique: How did the four of you ever manage to get anything done?!
  Team Go: Shego.
  Hego: She had a way of keeping things focused. When she left, the team sort of fell apart.
  Electronique: Ok, new plan. Bring me Shego. After I turn her evil again maybe between the two of us we can bring Go City to its knees!
  Hego: Uh, about the knees thing?
  Electronique: Don't start with me! Just get Shego!
  Hego: OK OK, So you're not going to eat that chicken? Right?
  Electronique: Go!
  
• The awkward double date with Kim/Ron and Mr Barkin/Shego.
• Kim's reaction when Ron gets turned evil again. It's barely even worried, just exasperated with a bit of 'of course that had to happen'.
• Hego's initial reaction to Ron being turned evil is nonchalantly asking how bad it could be. Then he sees the look of fear on Shego's face and immediately regrets his words.
• The subplot was about Drakken's miserably failed attempts at opening a pickle jar, even getting help from all the henchmen but Shego and resorting to his evil genius.
  (the jar is under a death ray)
  Drakken: Now...you will learn...the PRICE...of DEFYING ME!
  (Drakken fires the death ray, then looks in the crater: the jar is intact)
  Drakken: NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
  • At the end of the episode Shego has returned, and Drakken presents her with the jar:
    Shego: This is Operation Gherkin?!
    Drakken: Seriously, I've tried everything.
    [Shego opens the jar with absolutely no effort, gives it back to Drakken and walks away]
    Drakken: Oh, sure! After I loosened it!
• In The Stinger Barkin tries to serenade Shego with an "Oh Boyz" song but his off-key singing is so horrible that Shego opts to release the hounds on him.

Cap'n Drakken

• Ron getting stuck inside what he thinks is a suit of armor.
• The revelation that the supposedly historically-accurate town of Mystic Cove has modern cars in an electronically locked garage.

  Ron: So much for historical accuracy.
  Kim: Aye.
  

Mather and Fervent

• Mr. Stoppable turning into a "Well Done, Dad!" Guy, donning a hero outfit, and doing various daring volunteer work that he isn't suited for in an effort to impress Ron is a mixture of this and a bit of Tear Jerker.
• Barkin getting annoyed at the voice-activated lights.
• The credits:
  Mr. Barkin: Interesting report you turned in, Stoppable. Your dad, AKA, "Hero", is a member of the Middleton Search and Rescue?
  Ron: Yep.
  Mr. Barkin: Also volunteers at the local fire department?
  Ron: Affirmative.
  Mr. Barkin: And while in the confines of a certain Infinity-Dome he can convert pure mathematical thought into blasts of energy that fire out of his skull.
  Ron: Yeah, it's an actuary thing.
  Mr. Barkin: I see. Your dad rocks! A-plus!

The Mentor of Our Discontent

• Frugal Lucre annoying Drakken.

Clean Slate

• The cold open:
  Drakken: Shego, at last! Pure nanotronium is mine! The smallest, most powerful energy source known to...
  Shego: Are you for real? I was with you! I know what it is, Doctor Exposition.
• Every amnesiac Kim moment.
  Kim: Kim? Kim who?
  Ron: Possible!
  Kim: What is?
  Ron: You are.
  Kim: Am what?
  Ron: Kim Possible.
  Kim: That so doesn't sound like a name.
  • It's brought up again later:
  Mr.Possible: Well, anything's possible for a Possible!
  Kim: That's a name.
  Mr. Possible: That's the spirit!
  Mrs. Possible: [holds a mini-flashlight to Kim's eyes] Well at least she remembers how to speak.
  Kim: Ooohhh! [takes the flashlight] Light, bright!
  • At some point Ron gets an update on Kim's status from her parents.
  Mrs. Possible: Good news, most of Kim's basic memories have been restored.
  Mr. Possible: There was a little mix-up with the dishwasher and the bathtub this morning.
  Mrs. Possible: Worked out fine! Kimmie and the dishes all got cleaned!
  • When they try to stop Shego from robbing a bank and Kim doesn't recognize her.
  Kim: Are you sure that I know her?
  Shego: Sure, sure, I was a senior when you were a freshman. Oh, and you owe me ten bucks.
  Kim: Oh, I'm sorry, here. (pulls money out)
  Ron: (stammers) Don't give her money! And she's older than that! (shudders) A lot older!
  Shego: (defensive) So I like the sun. (Angrish, then lights up her hand) Back off, sidekick.
  • Kim mistaking the flowers Ron gave her for a salad.
  • Of all things, what restored Kim's memory about dating Ron is the latter losing his pants again.
• Drakken attempting to gloat when Kim loses her memory:
  Drakken: So long, Kim Possible! You used to think you were all that, but you don't remember the all-that-ness that you used to think that... you were... then... but not now...
  Shego: Yeah just- Yeah just stop.
  Drakken: (grumbles as Shego drags him away)
• Shego mocking Drakken's new note-taking habit:
  Shego: (writing on a card) Now I say 'something sarcastic.' Gosh, I've got a few options here; you wanna pick?
• Drakken's Oh, Crap! reaction when he realizes he overloaded the engine for the train when he was only supposed to fake it.

Larry's Birthday

• Kim using her battlesuit to get a Puma out of a tree and the owner of said Puma revealing that she also has a grizzly bear and an alligator.
• When Dementor kidnaps Larry and takes him to his evil lair, Larry is convinced that the whole thing is a birthday gift from Kim and thinks he's in a real life roleplaying game. He then proceeds to annoy Dementor by mocking his cliched supervillain helmet and messing around with the lasers, prompting Dementor to call him "even more annoying than the sidekick".
• The post-episode credits show Drakken, who had the lair floors refinished. Meanwhile, Shego is reading the newspaper and tells him Dementor got arrested.
  Shego: Well, looks like Dementor won't be using the time-share for a while.
  Drakken: Ooh, what happened? Busted by Kim Possible?
  Shego: No.
  Drakken: Busted by her sidekick, what's-his-name?
  Shego: No.
  Drakken: ...The naked mole rat?
  Shego: No.
  Drakken: (reads the newspaper over Shego's shoulder) ...Cousin Larry. Hmm, never heard of him.

Homecoming Upset

• Kim and Wade are seeking clues for a kidnapped programmer. They reach his gated community, and Kim asks Wade how good he is at fence jumping. Wade replies that he's terrible at it, but doesn't usually find it to be necessary, opening the gate with a remote. Kim mock pouts.
  Kim: But I like jumping over stuff.
• Ron giving Bonnie some much deserved snark:
  Bonnie: (reviewing potential boyfriends) Mark him down as a "never".
  Ron: Ah, yes; very popular category today.

Graduation - Part 1

• Two words: Marigold Drakken.
  Drakken: I look like a kid playing a flower in a school play!
• Drakken's idea of what to do about the giant blinking alien beacon: cover it with a giant throw rug:
  Drakken: I'll call mother; the woman can knit like a fiend!
• The entire last class of senior year.
  Barkin: Playing with the lights, Stoppable? Is this your idea of a senior prank?
  Ron: But I wasn't—
  Barkin: This isn't kindergarten, people! Until the big hand is on the twelve and the little hand is on the three, you will observe the final moments of your high school career with honor and quiet dignity!
  Ron: Yeah, but—
  Barkin: QUIET DIGNITY!!!
  [everyone anxiously (and silently) waits for the final bell, but at the exact moment the clock strikes three the power goes out]
  Barkin: Well, that was anticlimactic. (Sighs) B-R-R-R-R-R-RIIING!
  [all the students run out of the classroom cheering]
  Barkin: Oh, every year! It's like opening a barrel of rabid monkeys!
• Barkin screaming, "RUN, PEOPLE! IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!!!" then doing a nose dive into the audience, during the first part of the Grand Finale.
  • And immediately after that, Ron's reaction to everything is to shake his fist at the sky and ask:
  "Oh, am I the only one who saw this coming?!"

Graduation - Part 2

• This moment happens while Ron and Shego rescue Drakken and Kim, with Drakken piggybacking on Ron:
  Ron: Piggyback thing really drags down my coolness.
  Drakken: Well, pardon me, not all of us have the power of flight!
  Ron: Oh complain, complain! You know, when life gives you lemons...
  Drakken: I COMPLAIN ABOUT THE LEMONS!!!
• The ultimate Drakken-Shego Ship Tease moment in the series finale, Played for Laughs, of course. After being reunited, Kim and Ron run over and hug each other. Nearby, Drakken and Shego run to each other and stop dead when they realize what they were about to do.
  Drakken: SHEG—(stops, awkwardly puts his hands down and turns around) Uh, 'bout time you got here!
  Shego: (plays with her hair, also sounding awkward) Yeah, yeah, I-I've - I've got a lot on my plate now, so y'know, just...(clears throat)
• It gets brought up again when Kim and Shego run into Warhok and Warmonga.
  Warhok: You! And...
  Shego: And you must be Mr. Warmonga.
  Warmonga: (stage whispering to Warhok) She is the blue imposter's battle-mate.
  Shego: Whoa, time out! Yeah, the two teens are a thing, but there is nothing going on with me and Dr. D.
  Kim: (smirking at Shego) Nothing?
  Shego: NOTHING!
  Warmonga: Then why were you so threatened by my arrival?
  Shego: I dunno, maybe 'cause you're nine feet tall?!
  Warhok: Denial. It's more than just a river on the planet which we now control—(Drakken and Ron fly by, knocking both Lorwardians flat)
• When Rufus flips the battleship's off-switch:
  Warmonga: Long have I questioned the wisdom of that accursed switch!
• In the credits scene of "Graduation", we see Drakken about to tell the story of how his skin turned blue. It cuts before we even hear the beginning.
  Drakken: Funny story - not funny "ha-ha." It was a Tuesday...
• Barkin's car getting destroyed twice.

Other/Meta

• From the video game What's the Switch?:
  (Kim and Shego are both going in for Dementor's lair; Monkey Fist is going to deal with Shego while Dementor wonders what to use against Kim)
  Dementor: (With increasing giddiness and joy) Now what to use that is unnecessarily evil... Yes! My Tectonic Seismic Disinhibitor!
  Monkey Fist: Your what?
  Dementor: It's a doomsday device you IDIOT!
• Meta example: This show's creation stemmed from the creators exchanging the following sentences: "Kim Possible, she can do anything." and "And Ron Stoppable, well, he can't."
• The video announcing the live-action movie has Christy Carlson Romano (in a red wig and holding her 1 1/2 year-old daughter Isabella) and Will Friedle (in a blonde wig and leaning on a cane) trying to win back their old roles.
  Mark McCorkle: ...How old are you guys?
  Christy Carlson Romano: Well, fifteen.
  Will Friedle: Yeah, I'm fifteen too- I will be, next month. I hurt my hip playing canasta.
• In "Graduation", Ron pretty much goes Super Saiyan Blue eight years before Dragon Ball Z: Resurrection 'F' introduces the form.
• The Animated Outtakes promo ads treat the characters as Animated Actors. Hilarity Ensues.
  • Kim accidentally swallows a bug while shooting a scene.
    Kim: I think I swallowed a bug.
    Director: CUT!
    Mr. Possible: We're supposed to have bugs in our cups? How come I didn't get one?
    Kim: Seriously... some water?
    Mr. Possible: (As Kim is choking) I got no bug! I don't get it, does this mean they're not happy with my work?
  • Dr. Drakken tries to improvise a line. It's not well received.
    Dr. Drakken: ...And then you, Kim Possible, will be one sorry patootie!
    Kim: What?
    Shego: "Sorry patootie"? That's not the line!
    Dr. Drakken: Hnng- I'm improvising! I'm an artist, hello!
    Shego: "Sorry patootie" is so, so lame.
  • In another outtake, Ron says "Booyah" too many times, causing the director to cut.
    Ron: All around the world people are saying booyah! Booyah, booyah! Booyah booyah booyah!
    Kim: Maybe I should start saying booyah.
    [Beat]
    Ron: I'd rather you didn't.
    • She still tries it.
      Kim: Booyah!
      Ron: [Incomprehensible Angrish]
• In the "I Hear Voices" special for the 20th anniversary of Kim Possible, Christy Carlson Romano, Will Friedle, Bob Schooley, Mark McCorkle, John DiMaggio, Nicole Sullivan get together for the occasion, and Bob and Mark created a new scene for the occasion. It has numerous gems such as:
  • Ron is twenty minutes late for rendezvous at the beginning because he stopped at Bueno Nacho for limited time edition breakfast nacos.
    Kim: Alright, here's the dealio. Wade tracked Drakken to-
    Ron: Heh. Trackin' Drakken.
    Kim: Ron!
    Ron: Sorry.
    Kim: ...Wade traced Drakken to this abandoned factory.
    Ron: Uh, what did they make?
    Kim: Who make?
    Ron: The factory, what did they make?
    Kim: Is that important?
    Ron: Well, maybe, I mean, what's to say- maybe, who's to say it's important?
    Kim: Probably someone who isn't late for a mission because he had to have his breakfast belly bomb.
    Ron: LIMITED. TIME. ONLY.
  • While trying to sneak into the abandoned factory through the airducts, Ron's eating habits seem to be starting to catch up to him.
    Ron: Ugh, okay, is this airduct more snug than usual or is that just me?
    Kim: Definitely you. Maybe if you didn't eat your daily capita max for breakfast.
    Ron: Okay, let it go Kim, we've moved on.
  • Dr. Drakken has a podcast, and he captures Kim and Ron so they can show up and answer questions on it.
    Dr. Drakken: Who is your favorite villain? And keep in mind, Monkey Fist doesn't have a podcast.
    Ron: Ooh, okay, I was gonna say that.
  • He even has sponsors, advertising for "Villains' Vita-Bad Power Powder Supplement" before starting the podcast.
  • To Ron's dismay, Drakken still can't remember his name and has to have a card on hand to remember.
    Drakken: And we're back, with Kim Possible and... uh, where's that card...?
    Ron: Oh, come on!
  • Drakken and Shego's relationship apparently didn't work out... because the couples' name was either "Shakken" or "Drago". Shego is grossed out by the first one, and won't accept the second on account of Drakken's name coming first and because it sounds like they beat up Rocky.
    Drakken: ...I never thought about it that way.
  • Drakken managed to get an online fan community, calling themselves the "Blue Boys".
    Ron: Uh, question, how many "Blue Boys" are we talking about here, exactly?
    Shego: What they lack in numbers, they make up for in passion. Way too much passion.
    Kim: So less than ten.
  • Because of the nature of the radio play medium, the fight between Kim and Shego is instead described and commented on by Ron and Drakken cheering on their respective partner.
    Drakken: Get out the rye bread and mustard, grandma, 'cause it's grand slammy time!
    Kim, Shego and Ron: What?
    Drakken: I don't know, I-I was riffing.
  • At the end, Ron says that he and Kim need to go, not because of another global crisis, but because Bueno Nacho just switched over to the lunch menu. He then invites Drakken along to go eat with them.

Live-Action Film

• Ron proves he's still a klutz even in Live-Action; he takes out henchmen by crashing into them via jetpack, and then:
  Ron: I'm sure Dementor didn't see that. (leans on barrell of flammable liquid, causing it to fall, spill, catch on fire and explode, while Kim and Ron duck for cover) ...OK...he might have seen that.
  • He then causes the base to self-destruct by casually leaning against the button, while Kim was asking Wade to locate said button for her.
• Dementor captured a slime scientist to create a slime that dissolves everything it touches, but it has the unfortunate side-effect of turning pink and sparkly after dissolving things. Dementor complains that everyone will laugh at him for it.
• During the fight against Dementor, Kim's grappling hook is knocked out of her hand.
  Dementor: What will you do without your grappling hook?! (Kim turns around and kicks the henchman) Oh, that...that is what you will do...
• Drakken's "scale model revenge simulator" in his prison cell, which includes a tacky doll and a toilet.
  • The list of instructions that Drakken left for Shego were written on a roll of toilet paper.
• Drakken describes his and Shego's current Supervillain Lair situation as them "squatting in garbage vaguely shaped like a building."
• Villains have their own Instagram. Called Villainstagram. Drakken posts pictures of his new lair to it.
  • The Seniors and Duff Killigan have accounts, too.
• The Running Gag of Kim's next destination being at "the other side of the school".
• Drakken tries to turn on his machine, only to realize that it doesn't have a power source. This leads to:
  • Shego repeatedly pointing to the filing cabinet it's been stored in, because she's too lazy to get it herself.
  • Drakken unhappy that she bought it online instead of stealing one.
  • Drakken's displeasure when he realizes that she bought a "cheap knockoff".
• After Kim reveals she's terrified of electric eels while trapped in a tank with one:
  Ron: Well, isn't it nice that after all this time, we're still learning about each other?
  Kim: RON!
  • Ron then causes Kim to panic even further when he tells her how many children electric eels can have at once:
  Kim: WHAT?! (pounds on the glass) ATHENA!
• Athena tries to take over the mission by demanding that Shego turn herself in.
  Athena: Hey, step away from the cube and put your hands where I can see them!
  Shego: ...Who's this?
  Kim: She's with me.
  Shego: Yeah, but why's she giving the orders? (amused) Oh, is she in charge now? Did you get demoted?
• Shego to Drakken: "Possible's like your hairline: she's fading."
• While kidnapping Athena, Drakken begins to reveal his plan when-
  Shego: Shut it! What have I told you about overshare?!
  Drakken: Oh, right. Well, um... Bye!!!
  • During the attack, Kim tries Athena's move and faceplants, much to Drakken's and Shego's amusement.
  Shego: Please tell me someone got that on video!
• Drakken goes to reveal his plan to Team Possible, only to be interrupted.
  Nana Possible: Ugh. The evil plan reveal.
  Ann Possible: We should've brought a book.
  Ron: I find these informative. They fill in some of the blanks.
• Drakken gloats that his trap is inescapable, because he put the "off" switch high up on the wall.
  Shego: (exasperated) Don't tell them where it is!
• Drakken's machine goes wrong and turns him into a child. Shego finds this absolutely hilarious.
  "This is fan-Drakken-tastic!"
  • Then when they escape, Drakken gives another enthusiastic "Bye!", while Shego has the most epic FML look on her face.
  • The stinger: Drakken is infiltrating Kim's school, undercover as a child, with Shego pretending to be his mother.
• Shego declaring that she wants to "change out of these clothes" (a conventional business-type outfit) "into a sensible leather bodysuit".

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