* In the credits scene of "[[GrandFinale Graduation]]", we see Drakken about to tell the story of how his skin turned blue. [[NoodleIncident It cuts before we even]] [[TheUnreveal hear the beginning.]]
--> '''Drakken:''' It started on a Tuesday...
* In "The New Ron", we're treated to a "fight" between [[AcquiredSituationalNarcissism Ron]] and Señor Senior Jr; [[WimpFight said fight boiling down to the two messing up each other's stylish 'dos]] and almost killing each other for ''a comb.''
* In "Hidden Talent", Drakken [[JustBetweenYouAndMe presents Kim with a flip-chart presentation]] on how he intends to [[DeathTrap do away with her]], by dropping her into [[DrowningPit a bottomless chasm and filling it with water]]:
-->'''Shego:''' Wait a minute. If the [[DrowningPit chasm]] is ''bottomless'', [[LampshadeHanging how can]] [[FridgeLogic you fill it with water?]] \\
'''Drakken:''' ''(exasperated)'' IT'S '''VERY VERY DEEP''', ALL RIGHT?!?
** At the end of the episode, when Barkin announces the winner.
--->'''Mr. Barkin:''' And the winner of the Middleton High Talent show is...Ron Stoppable.\\
'''Bonnie:''' [[BigWHAT WHAT?!]]\\
'''Mr. Barkin:''' proving once and for all that quantity is better than quality...\\
'''Bonnie:''' NO WAY!\\
(''Ron awakening with his head bandaged, walks across the stage dazed as the audience applauds him'')\\
'''Kim:''' So much for the "Rockwaller family tradition", eh, Bonnie?\\
'''Bonnie''': Ugh!! (''sulks off'')
* "A Sitch in Time" has this priceless bit as Drakken and Killigan bicker:
-->'''Monkey Fist:''' Can you two buffoons take this outside?\\
'''Duff Killigan:''' At 30,000 feet?\\
'''Monkey Fist:''' ''[[DeadpanSnarker Precisely]]''.
* Pre-K Ron's brief lecture about sharing is both adorable and this, especially when his eyes bug out on the "jungle law of day-care" line.
* "The Twin Factor":
-->'''Ron:''' Drakken with total {{mind control}} powers?!\\
'''Kim:''' Yet another "{{take over the world}}" thing!\\
'''Ron:''' That, or he's gonna force people to listen to those stories about his twisted childhood...\\
[[GilliganCut (cut to Shego with a chip stuck to her forehead, listening respectfully to Drakken)]]\\
'''Drakken:''' Then, in ''fourth'' grade...
** And a bit later:
--->'''Drakken:''' Get me a dodo bird.\\
'''Shego:''' ''[under mind control]'' Yes, Dr. Drakken!\\
'''Drakken:''' Psyche! Dodo birds are extinct....\\
(''sees Kim approaching on a security monitor'')\\
'''Drakken:''' Kim Possible! How did she get so close? Why didn't you tell me?\\
'''Shego:''' [[HoistByHisOwnPetard I was looking for a dodo bird!]]
*** The cheery way Shego says the last line is what sells it.
** Later, Shego reveals that she was aware of the entire thing.
--->'''Shego:''' ''Dodgeball and dodos??''\\
'''Drakken:''' Ooh...\\
'''Shego:''' Do you have ANY idea what listening to you is like? IT IS SOOOO BORING!
--> '''Scientist:''' [''being interrogated by Drakken''] You make no sense to me.\\
'''Shego''': [[WelcomeToMyWorld Welcome to my life]].\\
[''Drakken glares at her'']
-->'''Shego:''' Where's Possible?\\
'''Ron:''' [[SheIsNotMyGirlfriend SHE'S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND]]!\\
'''Shego:''' Whoah, whoah, whoah! Never said she was. [''smirks'']\\
'''Ron:''' [''uncomfortably''] Oooooh...sss-awkwaaard...
* In "The Cupid Effect", Señor Senior Senior seems to be reading a love poem to Wade's mother, but it's actually a parking ticket.
-->'''Wade:''' (''reading a 'love note for Monique' Ron had given him'') The humble earthworm is vital to agriculture, it moves through the soil by excreting lubricating mucus.\\
'''Kim and Monique:''' Ewww!\\
'''Ron:''' Oh, wait! That's my biology report. Oh, that means...!\\
[[GilliganCut (cut to Mr. Barkin reading Ron's report)]]\\
'''Mr. Barkin:''' Well, that's a very nice thought. A-Plus, Stoppable, (''sniffs'') A-plus!
-->'''Mr. Barkin:''' (stir crazy) Why do you keep calling me Mr. Barkin? (''grabs a cow'') HE'S MR. BARKIN!
* And let's not forget the [[WithThisRing misinterpretation]] Kim and Ron initially give the 'magno-rings' in "Car Alarm"...
-->'''Rufus:''' (''imitates Wedding Bells'')\\
'''Ron:''' ''[flustered]'' I...I had nothing to do with this!
* Everything with Drakken's mother, who ''honestly'' believes that her son is a Talk-Show host and not a mad scientist.
-->'''Mama Lipsky:''' Drew? [[WhatDoesThisButtonDo What does this button do]]?
* Every amnesiac Kim moment in "Clean Slate".
-->'''Kim:''' Kim? Kim who?\\
'''Ron:''' Possible!\\
'''Kim:''' What is?\\
'''Ron:''' You are.\\
'''Kim:''' Am what?\\
'''Ron:''' Kim Possible.\\
'''Kim:''' That is so not a name.
-->'''Mr.Possible:''' Well, anything's possible for a Possible!\\
'''Kim:''' That's a name.\\
'''Mr.Possible:''' That's the spirit!\\
'''Mrs.Possible:''' [''holds a mini-flashlight to Kim's eyes''] Well at least she remembers how to speak.\\
''Kim:'' Ooohhh! [''takes the flashlight''] Light, bright!
** Of all things, what restored Kim's memory about dating Ron is the latter losing his pants again.
* TrappedInTVLand, Kim and Shego fetch up in a ''Fear Factor''-style stunt show:
-->'''Presenter''': We are ninety storeys above a busy street! Are you scared?\\
'''Shego:''' Nope.\\
'''Kim:''' Should we be?\\
'''Presenter:''' Yes! Because you're about to do a ''bungee jump!'' Scared yet?\\
'''Kim:''' Nah.\\
'''Shego:''' Are you?\\
'''Presenter:''' Why would I be scared?\\
'''Shego:''' [''grabs him and jumps''] Here we go pretty boooooy!\\
'''Kim:''' [''vaguely annoyed''] Oh, ''Shego''. [''jumps after her'']
** From the same episode, we have Dr. Drakken on the Puppet Pals, which is a SugarBowl show. After the Puppet Pals realize that Dr. Drakken is a meanie, they immediately summon Mr. Sitdown, who immediately sits on top of Dr. Drakken.
** The entire episode is pretty funny, with highlights being Shego getting stuck in a sitcom, Kim getting stuck as a RedShirt on a StarTrek inspired show, both of them getting stuck in ER, and Drakken [[QueerEyeForTheStraightGuy getting a makeover]].
* And their version of ''Series/TheHollywoodSquares'', with triangles (likely unintentionally referencing another show like that, ''Series/{{Battlestars}}'' which was also from Creator/MerrillHeatter), and Drakken, in the center triangle, complains nobody picks him.
* In "Drakken Raps", we find out that, instead of using the time for a project, Ron spent five weeks ''trying to keep a spoon on his nose.''
--> '''Ron:''' I was, uh...Yeah, I was working on another project...'
** He later submitted his AmericanIdol style video as his school assignment, and ''it worked''.
* From the first episode...Brittina gives Kim advice on asking people out, saying, "just go for it, what could be the worse that could happen?" Ron immediately demonstrates:
-->'''Ron:''' So... Brittina, being famous pop star and all I'm sure you miss out on school dances with average guys...?\\
'''Brittina:''' [''sighs''] True...\\
'''Ron:''' Dance. Friday. You, Me. Average guy.\\
'''Brittina:''' No.\\
[''SFX Failure Beep'']\\
'''Ron:''' [''turns to Kim''] See, now was that so hard?\\
'''Kim:''' Only to ''watch.''
** Also this bit from the first episode...
--->'''Ron:''' [''points to his right arm''] This arm is going on to the dance on Friday...Who wants to be on it?\\
[''cue the 4 girls at the lunch table running away in the blink of an eye'']\\
'''Ron:''' [''points to his other arm''] How 'bout this arm?!
* Barkin screaming, "RUN FOR YOUR LIVES PEOPLE! IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!!!" then doing a nose dive into the audience, during the first part of the Grand Finale.
* This part of "A Sitch in Time".
-->'''Kim:''' [[SarcasmMode Oh what? Like I'm supposed to]] [[LampshadeHanging be surprised that Drakken is standing right behind me?]]\\
'''Drakken:''' How ''does'' she always do ''that''?!
* "Why is everyone in the future so ripped?!"
** And later when fighting the Big Bads: "SEE! ''Everyone'' in the future ''is'' ripped!"
* Junior blowing up the freezing machine, much to the anger of Senior, grabbing the mic, and exclaiming..."Kim Possible! You are the blue fox! I am the yellow trout! We are meant to be...we are...we are...[[PunctuatedForEmphasis SOUL MATES!!]]"
** And the bit with his father saying, "Junior! Dating an arch foe is...''spitting'' upon [[CardCarryingVillain villain tradition!]] Back to the lair with you! Tradition dictates, that we must plot our revenge immediately!"
** In another episode, they depart with this wonderful line:
---> '''Senior:''' Come, son. Let us return to the lair and practice our {{evil laugh}}s together.
* "Emotion Sickness" was a hilarious episode through and through for having Kim and Shego acting completely out of character and Ron and Drakken having absolutely no idea what's gotten into them, but giggle fits were had when Shego said in a fit of anger, "[[PunctuatedForEmphasis I. LIKE. KISSY FACE!!!!]]"
** Or when Kim kissed Ron, under the influence of the Moodulator...right when Wade popped up on screen in her locker, seeing the whole thing...he literally does a spit take-AND falls over out of his chair in shock!
*** Then following after, when Ron was obviously in a daze from the kiss, and Kim being flirty under the influence are pretty much ignoring Wade...
---->'''Wade:''' ''[has a mix of shock, confusion in his expression]'' Um, I thought I'd let you know I found the communicator and were you guys just smacking lips?!\\
'''Kim:''' ''[giggling]'' Great Wade...\\
'''Ron:''' ''[in a daze from the kiss]'' Whatever...you say.\\
'''Kim:''' ''[nuzzles her nose on Ron's cheek]'' I'm gonna get ready for ''tonight!'' ''Rrowr!''\\
'''Wade:''' Whoa, what's going on?! ''(Ron still in a daze, just shuts the locker door over Wade who is still talking)'' THIS ISN'T NORMAL!!! HELLO?!?
** Or this exchange with Shego and Drakken when she's under the influence...
--->'''Shego:''' ''[massaging Drakken's shoulder and forehead]'' Awww, Dr. D is tired and frustrated from all his hard ''worky.''\\
'''Drakken:''' Uh...yes well, I do sometimes burn the candle at both ends...\\
'''Shego:''' Sounds like somebody could use a ''[leans towards his ear]'' little ''breaky-poo.''\\
'''Drakken:''' ''[starts to look nervous and weirded out]'' Breaky...poo?\\
'''Shego:''' ''[grabs Drakken and runs off with him]'' Don't mind if we do!
** When the Moodulator shorts out:
--->'''Dr. Bortel:''' The circuits have been fried!\\
'''Ron:''' So that means Kim's back to normal, right? PLEASE TELL ME KIM'S BACK TO NORMAL!\\
'''Dr. Bortel:''' I'm afraid your friend is now locked in an irreversible frenzy of ''rage''.\\
'''Ron:''' ''[deadpan]'' Dude, what'd I just say?
*** When Ron tries to calm Kim down:
---->'''Ron:''' Kim, chill. It's me, Ron.\\
'''Kim:''' [''totally pissed''] Chyeah! Ron ''Heartbreaker''!\\
'''Ron:''' [''totally terrified''] AHH! NO! STOPPABLE! [''runs away''] IT'S PRONOUNCED STOPPABLE!
** Another scene:
--->'''Ron:''' Okay. So Kim and I have been best friends forever...maybe dating is the next step. I mean what's not to like about Kim? I mean, she's smart and cute... Dating could be good, y'know, the whole date thing...what if it tanks? This could totally wreck our friendship! No, no, I'm not gonna let that happen! Only one thing to do: break up with Kim! Thanks, man, you've been a big help.\\
'''Mr. Barkin:''' ''(irritably)'' Stoppable, how did you get in my house?
*** It's how completely unconcerned he sounds as he says this that sells it. The scene is set up with Ron wandering around a room in what we assume is ''his'' house, monologuing about his troubles with Kim (currently hopped up on the romance setting of the emotion modulator stuck to her neck), and at the end we discover he's been talking to someone, whose identity is revealed as Mr. Barkin. The funny comes from several factors: one, the speech is interspersed with a couple of shots of Ron wasting time, implying he's spent several hours in his rambling monologue; two, Barkin's reveal implies that he's ''been there the whole time'' - in his bathrobe; and, three, he's not so much worried about a crazy student as he is annoyed that it's Stoppable... being goofy... ''again.'' You start to wonder why Barkin didn't kick Ron out ''much sooner''.
** And in the Drakken and Shego corner:
--->'''Dr D.:''' I'm just going to go and supercharge the laser on that float so we can do evil. We, ''like'' evil, don't we?\\
'''Shego:''' ''[having a [[EmotionBomb Moodulator-induced]] crying jag]'' You're leaving in my time of need!
** Or this bit, after Shego had some mega whammy mood swings, Drakken is curled up in the fetal position behind a pole, saying..."Did I forget your birthday? Is that what this is about? Because...I'm scared. ''*sucks thumb*''"
** Or Drakken's sudden shift from gloating about Kim being "locked into an irreversible frenzy of rage" to [[OhCrap horrified realization of how much trouble he's in]] when Bortle asks what happened to the ''second'' moodulator chip.
--->'''Drakken:''' A scorned woman! ''[[EvilLaugh HAHAHA!]]'' The perfect weapon!\\
'''Dr. Bortel:''' If she's wearing Moodulator #1, then where is the second one?\\
'''Drakken:''' The ''second'' one? [[OhCrap Uh-oh...]]\\
'''Shego:''' '''''[[SayMyName DRAKKEN!!!!]]'''''
** Ron "breaking up" with Kim;
---> '''Ron''': OK look, we've known each other a long time. We're a great team but...\\
''[Moodulator switches Kim's mood to "amused"]''\\
'''Kim''': Haha! Team! ''[laughs]'' Yeah, you said "team".\\
'''Ron''': Heh, yeah... Earth to KP! "Team" is not funny. Being serious here. Dating could complicate things-\\
''[Moodulator switches Kim's mood to "serious"]''\\
'''Kim''': Things should ''never'' be complicated.\\
'''Ron''': Well, that's what I thought. That's why I think we should-\\
''[Moodulator switches Kim's mood to "upset"]''\\
'''Kim''': (sniff) You're breaking up with me?\\
'''Ron''': Yes. NO! Well... yeah. But, y'know, don't get upset.\\
'''Kim''': Oh I knew it! I knew it! I knew it! I...\\
[''Kim runs off crying'']\\
'''Ron''': No, come back! [[OverprotectiveDad Your dad's]] [[IfYouEverDoAnythingToHurtHer gonna put me]] [[BrickJoke in a black hole]]!
** And then this exchange between Ron and Drakken when they're hiding in a parade float.
--->'''Drakken:''' Find your own hiding place!\\
'''Ron:''' Oh, right! Like you called dibs.\\
'''Drakken:''' Well, I am now. Dibs! Ha!\\
'''Ron:''' Well, I'm calling double dibs!\\
'''Drakken:''' ''(grumbles and gets up to leave)'' You've won this round with your superior dib-calling. But that won't save us from them!
** The literal MoodWhiplash as both Kim and Shego go through, well, Moodulator whiplash.
** And the way [[WomanScorned Kim and Shego]] team up to handle their "[[UnstoppableRage irreversible frenzy of rage]]".
--->'''Kim:''' (''trying to kill Ron'') MEN!\\
'''Shego:''' (''trying to kill Drakken'') OH YEAH!
* This part from "Stop Team Go":
-->'''Hego:''' Electronique?! [[MrExposition You broke out of the specially constructed plastic non-conductive plastic prison?]]\\
'''Mego:''' [[SarcasmMode No. She's still there.]] Of course she broke out, you big dolt!
* Also from that episode, the discussion of:
-->'''Electronique:''' And bring Go City to its knees!\\
'''Hego:''' Technically, cities don't have knees.\\
'''Mego:''' That a whadda ya call it, a simile.\\
'''Wego 1:''' It's not a simile.\\
'''Wego 2:''' It's a metaphor.\\
'''Hego:''' The topic here is geography, not English. Or is it anatomy?
* From "Blush":
** Shego is reading a magazine to Drakken of "most embarrassing moments"
-->'''Shego''': Your most embarrassing moment happened when...?\\
'''Drakken''': I don't have the faintest idea.\\
'''Shego''': Oh, puh-leaze. What about just last week, when Kim Possible gave you that flying kung-fu wedgie? You were all like "Shego, help me! Shego, help me!" Hahaha! Or there was that time where--\\
'''Drakken''': '''''SILENCE!!!''''' There will be no more talk of embarrassing moments!\\
'''Shego''': All right, check out these features. "My Most Humiliating Moment Ever." "Embarrassment Central." "I Could've Died From Embarrassment!"\\
'''Drakken''': Let me see that! (''snatches the magazines out of Shego's hands'') "Could've Died From Embarrassment." Hmm....That's IT! That's it, Shego!\\
'''Shego''': What is?\\
'''Drakken:''' Embarrassment! The ''soft white underbelly'' of the teen psyche!\\
'''Shego:''' ...eew!
* From ''A Sitch in Time'':
-->'''Rufus 3000:''' Rufus Prime, please, share your wisdom.\\
'''Rufus:''' Huh?\\
'''Rufus 3000:''' What is the [[Franchise/TheHitchhikersGuidetoTheGalaxy meaning of life?]]\\
'''Rufus:''' ''Hmmm.... CHEESE!''\\
[''large crowd of Naked Mole Rats cheers; cut to a pair, one looking horrified/stunned'']\\
'''NMR:''' You owe me a buck.
* From "The Golden Years":
-->'''Drakken''': This plan is [[TotallyRadical totally “off the heezy”! Off the hook? It’s raw! Chokin’! Chilly! Poppin’! Tight!! Mint!!!]] … IT’S VERY, VERY GOOD, ALRIGHT?!
* Ron trying out for the football team, runs to catch the football in practice, only for him to catch it offscreen and you hear all sorts of chaos going on offscreen, like cats, stuff breaking and car alarms...what really takes the cake is what Ron screams offscreen. "WHY WOULD YOU PARK THERE?!"
* In "Car Alarm", Ron does some [[LampshadeHanging lampshading]] twice in this episode. Once about a NoodleIncident...and the other about the crows that kept attacking him [[RuleOfFunny for no apparent reason]].
** The NoodleIncident lampshade-involves Kim trying to fix up a hand-me down, broken down car her father gave her. Things aren't working out at all...''somehow'' Ron is entangled in wires, [[RuleOfFunny he wasn't even doing anything to help fix the car.]]
--->'''Ron:''' Wait a minute?! I wasn't even helping! How did this happen?!
*** The second lampshade was the [[RuleOfThree 3rd time]] the crows came and attacked him, the third time in particular came literally ''out of nowhere!''
---->'''Ron:''' ''(getting pecked)'' AAAHH!! THIS IS JUST SO ''RANDOM!!!!''
* Another great LampshadeHanging moment from the first ''WesternAnimation/KimPossible'' [[TheMovie Movie]], [[TheMovie A Sitch in Time]].
-->'''Drakken:''' Kim Possible?!\\
'''Killigan:''' Why do you always sound so surprised?\\
'''Drakken:''' I don't know...
* [[NoodleIncident This line]] from Season 4...
--> '''Ron''': [[Film/FightClub The first rule of Chess Club is: You do not talk about Chess Club.]]
* [[TheMovie A Sitch in Time]], when Kim and Ron [[TimeTravel have traveled]] [[SetRightWhatOnceWentWrong to the Future]] [[BadFuture where]] [[spoiler: [[BadFuture Shego]]]] has [[VillainWorld conquered]] the [[VillainWorld world]]. The following exchange happens...
-->[''Kim and Ron, are captured by Orb Robot/Drones, being taken away'']\\
'''Ron:''' [''gulps''] Ummm...excuse me [[BuffySpeak scary orb-thing]], where are you taking us?\\
'''Orb 1:''' [[RoboSpeak The Attitude Adjustment Center]]...\\
[''cut to them seeing the building ahead, looking very familiar to them'']\\
'''Kim:''' Isn't that the HighSchool?\\
'''Orb 2:''' [[RoboSpeak Prepare to be drained of]] [[BreakTheHaughty all individuality]] [[BreakTheCutie and spirit]].\\
'''Ron:''' [''[[NonActionSnarker said in a completely dry and bored tone]]''] Yep...[[StatusQuoIsGod high school]].
** The "instructional video" ("[[EvilOverlord The Supreme One]] and You") of Shego gloating over her [[BadFuture world domination]] and putting Drakken in his place.
* The subverting of learning AnAesop, when the second time Gill shows up in the series, Ron delivers this near the end of the episode..."Normally I would say we learned that mistrust and paranoia were bad...except those were the things that saved us."
** Another one spoofed, "Grande Size Me", the episode was outright a parody of "Super Size Me", but it was hilariously making fun of the healthy eating aesop that the [[ExecutiveMeddling Executives]] pushed onto our creators, by having Ron-at the very end of the episode-delivering the [[AndKnowingIsHalfTheBattle "I learned something today" speech]] to camera (and getting the wrong moral, telling us to stay out of mutating chemicals instead of eating healthy food), while a growing crowd behind him [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall wonders who on Earth he's actually actually addressing]].
--->'''Barkin:''' (just after the fade out) Stoppable! Office, NOW!
* Drakken was fed up with having his cousin around for most of the episode, mostly with Motor Ed constantly saying, [[VerbalTic "Seriously"]] at the end of every sentence...we now cut to [[HypocriticalHumor this bit]].
-->'''Kim:''' How is it my arch foes keep finding each other?\\
'''Drakken:''' We're related...\\
'''Kim:''' Seriously?\\
'''Drakken & Motor Ed:''' ''Seriously''.
** Which is funnier still when you consider that Creator/JohnDiMaggio provides the voices for both.
** This bit that prompts Drakken to unleash his pony tail:
--->'''Motor Ed:''' Dude I just noticed man, you've got a little baby mullet back there. Set it free, cousin! Set it free!
* This exchange:
--> '''Drakken:''' [[ShoutOut Your Nana is one bad]] [[CurseCutShort grandmother]]-\\
'''Kim:''' [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar Shut your mouth]]!!\\
'''Drakken:''' [[Film/{{Shaft}} I'm just talking about Nana]]!
* When Kim and Ron end up [[FreakyFridayFlip switching brains]], that whole episode was funny.
--> '''Mrs. Possible''': I hear you honey, but as a board certified Neuro-Surgeon, I got to say...its just not possible to swap brains.\\
'''Ron:''' (in Kim's body) Point taken Dr. P...but how else do you explain my [[BareYourMidriff bare midriff]]?\\
'''Kim:''' (in Ron's body) Aaugh! [''[[FacePalm double facepalms]]'']
** "''*laughs*'' [[OpenMindedParent Chasing bad guys, switching brains]]? High school sure has changed since my day!" - Mr. Possible
*** Kim when still in Ron's body accidentally gets shoved into the girl's locker room by a couple of bullies. Forgetting that she's still in Ron's body, greets [[AlphaBitch Bonnie]] when in there.
---->'''Kim:''' (in Ron's body) Hi Bonnie...\\
''(Bonnie goes wide-eyed before switching her expression to giving "Ron" a DeathGlare)''\\
'''Bonnie''': [[PunctuatedForEmphasis You]]. [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Little]]. '''''[[AccidentalPervert Freako]]!!'''''\\
''[[ArmorPiercingSlap (cue slap)]]''
* This line...
-->'''Ron:''' [[LampshadeHanging Are]] [[GirlsNeedRoleModels all girls]] [[ActionGirl like this?]] [[ActionGirlfriend Or]] [[BadAssNormal is]] [[GamerChick it]] [[SassyBlackWoman just]] [[{{Ninja}} the]] [[DarkActionGirl ones]] [[LampshadeHanging I know?]]
* Or [[WhyDidItHaveToBeSnakes this line]]...
-->(''after going through several Indiana Jones-[[ShoutOut esque]] types of death traps'')\\
'''Kim''' [[SarcasmMode Gee]]...[[TemptingFate where are the snakes]]?\\
''[[WhyDidItHaveToBeSnakes (several snakes appear)]]''\\
'''Kim:''' [[IWasJustJoking I was being]] '''''[[IWasJustJoking sarcastic]]!!'''''
* [[AdamWesting The]] [[ShoutOut Fearless]] [[Franchise/{{Batman}} Ferret]] episode.
* The "I thought it was a cheese covered building" gag from the "Bueno Nacho" episode.
* And we have this line...
--> '''Ron''': Sorry K.P...but discovering that your action hero is a big fake is not something you just ''get over''.
--> '''Kim''': ''[[FascinatingEyebrow (raises a skeptic eyebrow)]]'' And ''[[HypocriticalHumor this]]'', from a ''[[HypocriticalHumor wrestling fan]]?''
--> '''[[CompletelyMissingThePoint Ron]]''': [[SelectiveObliviousness I don't get the connection]].
* Ron, unable to lie, is honest about a book he was supposed to read for class;
-->'''Ron''': I almost dislocated my jaw from yawning!
* From "Tick Tick Tick", Season One:
-->'''Shego:''' [[PutDownYourGunAndStepAway Drop the hot sauce and step away from the nose!]]
** Drakken's usual IdiotBall got grande-sized for this episode...
--->'''Draken:''' I want my nano-tick!\\
'''Shego:''' 'Kay, Dr. D, you really need to get a grip.\\
''[the hovercar starts beeping]''\\
'''Drakken:''' A beep! Is it a good beep?\\
'''Shego:''' The transmitter has a lock on your thing.\\
''[Drakken hugs the hovercar]''\\
'''Drakken:''' Oh, beep on, sweet machine, beep on!\\
'''Shego:''' Can you not be weird, please?
* From the video game ''What's the Switch'':
-->(''Kim and Shego are both going in for Dementor's lair; Monkey Fist is going to deal with Shego while Dementor wonders what to use against Kim'')\\
'''Dementor:''' Now what to use that is [[KickTheDog unnecessarily evil...]] ''Yes!'' My Tectonic Seismic Disinhibitor! [''spoken with increasing giddiness and joy'']\\
'''Monkey Fist:''' Your [[FlatWhat what?]]\\
'''Dementor:''' It's a ''doomsay device'' you ''IDIOT!''
* The first episode of Season 4...Kim and Ron are treated to seeing [[CrossDressing Dementor]] [[SickAndWrong in a dress]].
** [[NoIndoorVoice "IT IS]] [[LessEmbarrassingTerm A HOUSECOAT!"]]
* [[DreadfulMusician Junior]] performing an Oh Boys song for his prison inmates.
** To top it off, his father is ''the only person to clap''.
* Drakken's rap. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVewEox6GBg&feature=related Fo sheezy; it's off the heezy.]]
* The stock image of Ron the news channel used in "Naked Genius".
* "Stop Team Go" has a subplot about Drakken's miserably failed attempts at opening a pickle jar, even getting help from ''all'' the henchmen but Shego and resorting to his evil genius.
--> ''(the jar is under a death ray)''\\
'''Drakken:''' Now, you will pay the price of ''defying'' me!\\
''(Drakken fires the death ray, then looks in the crater: the jar is intact)''\\
** At the end of the episode Shego has returned, and Drakken presents her with the jar:
--->'''Shego:''' ''[[FlatWhat This]]'' is [[OperationBlank Operation Gherkin]]?!\\
'''Drakken:''' Seriously, I've tried everything.\\
''[Shego opens the jar with absolutely no effort, gives it back to Drakken and walks away]''\\
'''Drakken:''' Oh, sure! After ''I'' loosened it!
* The ultimate Drakken-Shego ShipTease moment in the series finale, PlayedForLaughs, of course. After being reunited, Kim and Ron run over and hug each other. Nearby, Drakken and Shego run to each other and stop dead when they realize what they were about to do.
-->'''Drakken:''' SHEG--''(stops, awkwardly puts his hands down and turns around)'' Uh, 'bout time you got here!\\
'''Shego:''' ''(plays with her hair, also sounding awkward)'' Uh, yeah, I've got a lot on my plate.
* From "Sink or Swim":
-->'''Gill:''' It turns out-oh, you're gonna love this-the lake had been polluted by run-off from the science camp! ''(cut to area across the lake polluting it)''\\
'''Ron:''' I thought that was the band camp.\\
'''Gill:''' No, ''(camera pans over to band camp)'' ''that's'' band camp.\\
'''Ron:''' Really? I thought that was clown camp.\\
'''Gill:''' No, ''(camera pans over to clown camp)'' ''that's'' clown camp!\\
'''Ron:''' Oh yeah, I loved those clowns.
** And this exchange between Kim and Mr. Barkin, as they leave the campfire to get firewood:
--->'''Mr. Barkin:''' I cannot take another camp story.\\
'''Kim:''' Why do you think I'm going?
* Two words: Marigold Drakken.
-->'''Drakken:''' I look like a kid playing a flower in a school play!
* Also one of the greatest instances of LampshadeHanging on one of the most basic tenets of such shows, is Bonnie's:
-->'''Bonnie''': Kim Possible, you are such a loser! You wear that same stupid outfit, like, every day!
* From "Truth Hurts":
--> '''Kim''': Wade, something's wrong with me! [[TruthSerum I can only tell the truth]], and YOU SPEND TOO MUCH TIME [[HackerCave IN THAT ROOM]], IT'S JUST NOT HEALTHY!
* This brief bit of deadpan snarkery when Drakken forgets what the plural form of the word "fish" is and Shego corrects him without looking up from her nails.
-->'''Dr. Drakken:''' Fish, right? Or is it fishes?\\
'''Shego:''' Fish or fishes.\\
'''Dr. Drakken:''' Well which is it?!\\
'''Shego:''' Both are the correct plural form of the singular noun "fish".\\
'''Dr. Drakken:''' You're being very smug, aren't you?\\
'''Shego''' Little bit.
* "Sick Day".
-->'''Kim:''' (''with a stuffed nose'') Sure you're going to be okay?\\
'''Ron:''' I'll be fine. Stoppable immune system, remember?\\
[''later, both are at Kim's house, both sick'']\\
'''Kim:''' Stoppable immune system, huh?
** The end of episode. Kim and Ron have gotten Project X back from Drakken and Shego, but it got a little destroyed along the way. Note that nobody but the creators know what X does.
--->'''Kim:''' I gotta know. What was this X thing designed to do, anyway?\\
'''Scientists:''' Cure the common cold.\\
'''Ron:''' I hate irony.
** From the same episode:
-->'''Ron:''' Kim, did you hear that alarm? It sounds like choo, choo, choo.
'''Kim:''' That's me, Ron. *sneezes*
** Later in the episode, Señor Senior Senior introduces Wade to his bodyguards Evil and Treachery.
* From the episode where [[FreakyFridayFlip Kim and Ron switch bodies]], there's a RunningGag that nobody knows what the top-secret Neutronilizer device actually does. When Shego, trying to figure out why he wants to steal it, asks Dr. Drakken what it does, he replies:
--> '''Dr. Drakken''': I have no idea, but the military said it's top-secret, and that's good enough for me.
* When Kim, Ron, Hego and Mego 'visit' Drakken and Shego in "Go Team Go!":
-->'''Drakken:''' [''to Shego, who doesn't care in the slightest''] This rare mutagenic agent that you stole for me will unlock the key to...\\
[''Kim punches down the lair's door, causing Drakken to drop the mutagenic'']\\
'''Kim:''' Knock knock.\\
'''Drakken:''' Kim Possible?! Since when do you glow?\\
'''Shego:''' Like HEGO!\\
[''Hego and Mego shows up'']\\
'''Hego:''' Greetings, sister.\\
'''Mego:''' Hey, Shego. You know, you missed my birthday. A call, a card... any acknowledgment would be nice.\\
'''Drakken:''' Uh, I believe some introductions are in order here.\\
[''Ron enters the lair and shakes hands with Drakken'']\\
'''Ron:''' I'm Ron Stoppable. [[RunningGag We've met before, but you never seem to remember my name.]]\\
'''Shego:''' Can you excuse us, Dr. D?\\
'''Drakken:''' Shego, [[MyWayOrTheHighway as long as you're going to live under my roof, you'll follow my rules.]] And rule number one: no secrets. Whatever is going on... ''(notices Shego has activated her plasma)'' [[LastSecondWordSwap ...is obviously a private matter]]. Later, gators.\\
[''Drakken runs behind an armoured door'']\\
'''Drakken:''' You know, I do think of us as a kind of evil family, and families stick together. So if you need me... ''[Shego's plasma blast opens a hole in the door]'' I'll be there for you. [''runs'']
** At one point, Kim uses Hego's super-strength to spin and drill her way into Aviarius' lair.
--> '''Kim'''(visibly dizzy): ''Ooh, I do NOT recommend that...''
** Later in the episode, after Shego got the staff with all the powers of Team Go.
--->'''Ron:''' I'm happy to be the distraction.\\
'''Kim:''' Ron, it would take a huge distraction.\\
[''[[CrouchingMoronHiddenBadass Drakken breaks in with a giant mecha, ready to disintegrate Aviarius]]'']\\
'''Shego''' ''[surprised that Drakken had it in him:]'' Dr. Drakken?!\\
'''Drakken:''' That's right, Shego. Kim Possible's computer kid told me how you were at the mercy of a villain. Where is this Aviarius?\\
'''Aviarius:''' ''[pointing at Ron]'' [[DirtyCoward Here he is.]]\\
'''Ron:''' Dude, Drakken knows who I am.\\
'''Drakken:''' Yes, [[RunningGag the name]] [[BrickJoke escapes me]], but I do know the air of buffoonery.\\
''Ron grins at Aviarius, who is in OhCrap mode''
** After the Team Go powers have returned to their wielders and Shego ran away with Drakken.
--->'''Hego:''' Looks like this bird is ready for his cage. [''laughs'']\\
'''Aviarius:''' Do you ''have'' to say that every time you capture me?
** And the final scene of the episode, where Drakken and Shego are on the mecha flying home, and Shego just finished telling Drakken what happened:
--->'''Drakken:''' I mean, really, you practically gave it to her.\\
'''Shego''': Whatever.\\
'''Drakken:''' Now that I know the whole story, I think you secretly ''wanted'' to lose.\\
'''Shego:''' [[FlatWhat What?]]\\
'''Drakken:''' That's right. You ''wanted'' your brothers to get their powers back. You don't really have it in you to betray them.\\
'''Shego:''' (''enraged'') Are you saying that I am going '''[[BerserkButton SOFT?!]]'''\\
'''Drakken:''' As a marshmallow.\\
[''GilliganCut later, Drakken is holding to the reactors of the still flying mecha'']\\
'''Drakken:''' Shego, I take it back! You re not a softy! '''SHEGO!!!!'''

* In one scene transition, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent the school's announcement board]] proclaims in giant letters: NEED A DATE? CALL RON.
* From "Downhill", after Rufus comes out of [=DNAmy=]'s machine wearing Barkin's clothes.
-->'''Ron:''' Rufus! You're OK! ...And you're wearing Barkin's clothes...\\
'''Kim:'''...Then what's Mr. Barkin wearing?\\
[''cue Barkin coming out of the other end of the machine, only visible from the torso up and obviously naked'']\\
'''Barkin:''' Stoppable! I need PANTS!
* When Señor Senior Senior [[HiJackedByGanon turns Señor Senior Junior's Disco into a disco of evil]]
-->'''Señor Senior Senior:''' Junior! [[Music/TalkingHeads This is not a party! This is not a disco! This is not fooling around!]]
* From "Return to Wannaweep":
-->'''Bonnie:''' ''(after Kim says they have to find Gill)'' Looks like he's already hit band camp.\\
'''Mr. Barkin:''' And science camp.\\
'''Kim:''' He's heading to clown camp!\\
'''Mr. Barkin:''' Those poor clowns.
* Ron tries to grab a part of a wind chime to copy a move Kim just did, succeeding only in brushing the bottom part of it enough to make it move.
-->'''Ron''': Failure has never sounded so soothing.
* Kim and Ron end up being the only students at Middleton High to take Home Ec. For a long time.
--> '''Mr. Barkin:''' All right people, listen up! The home ec teacher retired six years ago and nobody noticed until this morning... Please take your dusty and filth-covered seats.
* Shego wonders why Dr. Drakken works through the holidays.
-->'''Drakken:''' Because it is Christmas, the one time of year she is off-duty! Busy with her twinkle lights and mistletoe and carols and ''[[Literature/HowTheGrinchStoleChristmas roast beast and fring-fanglers and ZOOB-ZOOBLERS!]]''\\
'''Shego:''' Whoa whoa whoa whoa, Dr. D!\\
'''Drakken:''' WHAT?!\\
'''Shego:''' You've stopped using ''words''.
* "The Oh Boyz". The seniors kidnap the titular band (and accidentally, Ron) hoping to extort their manager into giving Junior a singing career of his own. Unfortunately for the Seniors, Roland, the {{Jerkass}} Record Manager is ''happy'' to be rid of the band.
-->'''Roland:''' A day without the Oh Boyz is like a day where I don't lose money. No more whining pop rats. Life is sweet. (''phone rings'') Hello?\\
'''SS Sr.:''' Please listen closely if you want to see the Oh Boyz again!\\
'''Roland:''' Look, sorry, I gotta hop off. Call my office, we'll set a thing. Bye now. (''hangs up'')\\
'''SS Sr.:''' ...Was I not clear in my demands?
** Then when Junior tries to phone Roland, with the same result.
--->'''Roland:''' Selling out? My two favorite words! This is a double deuce! All of the money with none of the Oh Boyz! (''phone rings'') Hello?\\
'''SS Jr.:''' Mr. Oh Boyz Record Company man? I think you misunderstood my father. If you and your peeps do not cooperate, the Oh Boyz will continue to be missing!\\
'''Roland:''' Stay missing? Gimme a minute to compose my thoughts. Lemme get back to you. (''hangs up'')\\
'''SS Jr.:''' How can he get back to me? I did ''not'' give him my number!
* The beginning of "Rappin Drakken" where Kim and Ron ambush Drakken and Shego's initial scheme.
-->'''Drakken:''' While Shego keeps you busy, I shall launch my Hypertronic Devastator drone! [''does just that'']\\
'''Kim:''' Wait, no countdown?\\
'''Shego:''' No, no, he's actually learning.\\
'''Drakken:''' You see, during the time it takes the computer voice to count backwards from ten, you always manage to defeat me. Not anymore!\\
'''Ron:''' (''holding out a metal piece'') Uh, dude, is this important?\\
'''Drakken:''' [''Gasp!''] THE GYROSCOPIC CONTROL UNIT!! Where'd you get this?\\
'''Ron:''' Yeah, well, we actually snuck in by climbing up your whatever-it-is...\\
'''Drakken:''' Hypertronic Devastator drone!\\
'''Ron:''' Yes, and I slipped, and I had to kinda grab on to something, and it kinda snapped off.\\
'''Drakken:''' Without the gyroscopic control unit, the drone will--!\\
(''alarm blares; Drakken looks up to see the Drone falling out of the sky, making a dive bomb right toward his lair!'')\\
'''Drakken:''' ...[[OhCrap instantly crash]]. YOU BUFFOON!!!\\
'''Ron:''' Ah, I do what I can.\\
(''As Kim and Shego continue to fight, Drakken's goons run past them, fleeing for their lives.'')\\
'''Kim''': Uh, maybe we should get outta here...\\
'''Shego''': Good call!\\
(''Everyone flees out of the lair and dives into the ocean, as the Drone crashes on the lair, KABOOM!!!'')
* The credits for "Mathter and Fervent":
-->'''Mr. Barkin:''' Interesting report you turned in, Stoppable. You're dad, AKA, "Hero", is a member of the Middleton Search and Rescue?\\
'''Ron:''' Yep.\\
'''Mr. Barkin:''' Also volunteers at the local fire department?\\
'''Ron:''' Affirmative.\\
'''Mr. Barkin:''' And while in the confines of a certain infinity-dome he can convert pure mathematical thought into blasts of energy that fire out of his ''skull''.\\
'''Ron:''' Yeah, it's an actuary thing.\\
'''Mr. Barkin:''' I see. ''Your dad rocks! A-plus!''
* Yori's second appearance, where Kim starts [[GreenEyedMonster "jelling"]] over her and Ron.
* In "Sick Day", Kim tries to warn Shego that she has to sneeze, but Shego doesn't listen, believing it's a ploy by Kim to get her hands free. Until Kim sneezes in her face, that is. After catching Kim's cold, when they next meet for battle in the episode, Shego actually calls a time out so that both of them can turn their heads and sneeze. Kim even offers a "Gesundheit".
* During "Homecoming Upset", Kim and Wade are seeking clues for a kidnapped programmer. They reach his gated community, and Kim asks Wade how good he is at fence jumping. Wade replies that he's terrible at it, but doesn't usually find it to be necessary, opening the gate with a remote.[[http://globaljusticealliance.com/Kim_Possible_Gallery/showphoto.php?photo=100179&title=kim-2bpossible-2bepisode-2bthirteen-2b-2bclean-2bslate&cat=592 Kim mock pouts.]]
--> '''Kim''': But I ''like'' jumping over stuff.