[[folder:Season 1]]
* Brittina gives Kim advice on asking people out, saying, "just go for it, what could be the worse that could happen?" Ron immediately demonstrates:
-->'''Ron:''' So... Brittina, being famous pop star and all I'm sure you miss out on school dances with average guys...?\\
'''Brittina:''' [''sighs''] True...\\
'''Ron:''' Friday. Dance. You, Me. Average guy.\\
'''Brittina:''' No.\\
[''SFX Failure Beep'']\\
'''Ron:''' [''turns to Kim''] See, now was that so hard?\\
'''Kim:''' Only to ''watch.''
* Ron's pants are torn off by accident while trying to grapple to the top of the factory, followed by his shirt, beginning the RunningGag of Ron losing his pants.
--> '''Ron:''' Third time's the charm!
* Ron is convinced that Drakken's plan is to steal Christmas...
--> '''Ron:''' Well, this "buffoon" knows your secret plan! You want to steal Christmas!
--> '''Drakken:''' Not even close.
* Also this bit...
--->'''Ron:''' [''points to his right arm''] This arm is going on to the dance on Friday...Who wants to be on it?\\
[''cue the 4 girls at the lunch table running away in the blink of an eye'']\\
'''Ron:''' [''points to his other arm''] How 'bout this arm?!
* In one scene transition, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent the school's announcement board]] proclaims in giant letters: NEED A DATE? CALL RON.
[[AC:Sink or Swim]]
* Ron's confusion about the various camps:
-->'''Gill:''' It turns out-oh, you're gonna love this-the lake had been polluted by run-off from the science camp! ''(cut to area across the lake polluting it)''\\
'''Ron:''' I thought that was the band camp.\\
'''Gill:''' No, ''(camera pans over to band camp)'' ''that's'' band camp.\\
'''Ron:''' Really? I thought that was clown camp.\\
'''Gill:''' No, ''(camera pans over to clown camp)'' ''that's'' clown camp!\\
'''Ron:''' Oh yeah, I loved those clowns.
* This exchange between Kim and Mr. Barkin, as they leave the campfire to get firewood:
--->'''Mr. Barkin:''' I cannot take another camp story.\\
'''Kim:''' Why do you think I'm going?
[[AC:The New Ron]]
* This line:
-->'''Senor Senior Senior:''' "The piranha won't be here until Monday, but I assure you the koi have not bee fed in ''days.''
* The "fight" between [[AcquiredSituationalNarcissism Ron]] and Señor Senior Jr; [[WimpFight said fight boiling down to the two messing up each other's stylish 'dos]] and almost killing each other for ''a comb.''
[[AC:Tick Tick Tick]]
* Shego barging in to retrieve the tick:
-->'''Shego:''' [[PutDownYourGunAndStepAway Drop the hot sauce and step away from the nose!]]
** Drakken's usual IdiotBall got grande-sized for this episode...
--->'''Draken:''' I want my nano-tick!\\
'''Shego:''' 'Kay, Dr. D, you really need to get a grip.\\
''[the hovercar starts beeping]''\\
'''Drakken:''' A beep! Is it a good beep?\\
'''Shego:''' The tracker's got a lock on your bug.\\
''[Drakken hugs the hovercar]''\\
'''Drakken:''' Oh, beep on, sweet machine, beep on!\\
'''Shego:''' Can you not be weird, please?
* After Rufus comes out of [=DNAmy=]'s machine wearing Barkin's clothes.
-->'''Ron:''' Rufus! You're OK! ...And you're wearing Barkin's clothes...\\
'''Kim:'''...Then what's Mr. Barkin wearing?\\
[''cue Barkin coming out of the other end of the machine, only visible from the torso up and obviously naked'']\\
'''Barkin:''' Stoppable! I need PANTS!
[[AC:Bueno Nacho]]
* The "I thought it was a cheese covered building" gag.
* This bit when Kim is captured by Drakken and is struggling to escape:
-->'''Drakken:''' Don't bother. The Midwest is about to receive a molten CallingCard from a certain Dr. Drakken! ''(to Shego, up in the control center)'' SHEGO! ''[[ScottyTime I'm still waiting!]]''
-->'''Shego:''' So read a magazine! I'm working.
-->'''Drakken:''' ''(to Kim, sheepish)'' Excuse me. I have to go ''[[{{Malaproper}} make a]] [[SurroundedByIdiots scene!]]'' ''(stalks off, rolling up his sleeve in frustration)''
** And, one "cheese covered building" gag scene later:
-->'''Drakken, to a random {{Mook}}:''' CAN'T YOU DRILL ANY FASTER!? I've built an ''entire army'' of [[KillerRobot evil robots]] in the time it's taken '''''YOU''' to penetrate the Earth's crust!!!''
[[AC:Mind Games]]
* When Kim and Ron end up [[FreakyFridayFlip switching brains]], that whole episode was funny.
--> '''Mrs. Possible''': I hear you honey, but as a board certified Neuro-Surgeon, I got to say...it's just not possible to swap brains.\\
'''Ron:''' (in Kim's body) Point taken Dr. P...but how else do you explain my [[BareYourMidriff bare midriff]]?\\
'''Kim:''' (in Ron's body) Aaugh! [''[[FacePalm double facepalms]]'']
** "''*laughs*'' [[OpenMindedParent Chasing bad guys, switching brains]]? High school sure has changed since my day!" - Mr. Possible
*** Kim when still in Ron's body accidentally gets shoved into the girl's locker room by a couple of bullies. Forgetting that she's still in Ron's body, greets [[AlphaBitch Bonnie]] when in there.
---->'''Kim:''' (in Ron's body) Hi Bonnie...\\
''(Bonnie goes wide-eyed before switching her expression to giving "Ron" a DeathGlare)''\\
'''Bonnie''': [[PunctuatedForEmphasis You]]. [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Little]]. '''''[[AccidentalPervert Freako]]!!'''''\\
''[[ArmorPiercingSlap (cue slap)]]''
* There's a RunningGag that nobody knows what the top-secret Neutronilizer device actually does. When Shego, trying to figure out why he wants to steal it, asks Dr. Drakken what it does, he replies:
--> '''Dr. Drakken''': I have no idea, but the military said it's top-secret, and that's good enough for me.
* Due to Dobbs having ran off with his body, Drakken was forced to make his demands known to the world with the use of a puppet that ressembles him. Predictably, no one took the threat seriously.
[[AC:Attack of the Killer Bebes]]
* James Possible [[NotSoAboveItAll sticking his tongue out]] at the knocked out valet.
* Apparently, it has never occurred to Drakken that Dr. Possible was related to his nemesis, Kim Possible.
--> '''Ron:''' So why are you after Kim's dad and his friends, anyway?
--> '''Drakken:''' Payback! For you see... [[DoubleTake Wait.]] You mean... Dr. Possible and Kim Possible are related?
--> '''Ron:''' Duh!
--> '''Drakken:''' Don't "duh" me! [[BlatantLies Possible is a very common last name.]]
[[AC:Royal Pain]]
* "This is a democracy, people, [[HypocriticalHumor now do as I say!]]"
* After the Knights of Rodeghan are defeated, the officer in charge of their arrest has his doubts on what he's told.
--> '''Officer Hobble:''' [[LetMeGetThisStraight So, you expect me to believe that these "knights" came to Middleton Mini Golf to carry out some kind of ancient prophecy-type deal?]]
--> '''Kim:''' Officer Hobble, [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer I can't make this stuff up.]]
-->'''Ron:''' Did you get the part about me in there?
-->'''Hobble:''' Vandalism to the Mini-Titanic?!
-->'''Ron:''' And my name again is Barkin. Mr. Steve Barkin. That's B-A-R...
[[AC:Coach Possible]]
* The Seniors's discussion of how my animatronics they should have stolen:
-->'''Senior:''' "Why stop at the bear?"
-->'''Junior:''' "I have no use for the otter, and the beaver was off-key."
-->'''Senior:''' "Ah, Junior, a true arch-villain doesn't leave behind a perfectly good otter!"
* The Seniors can't remember Ron's name, so Señor Senior Sr. opens the helicopter window to ask him.
* Junior's solution to Kim and Ron hanging on to the helicopter is to [[PragmaticVillainy immediately try and smash them into a building]]. The deadpan, almost casual tone he uses, followed by his father [[ContractualGenreBlindness stopping him to give the heroes a chance to do something heroic]] is hilarious.
--> '''Ron:''' I do not like this.
* Kim and Ron have this exchange when talking about her little brothers' soccer team:
-->'''Kim''': You know if I put on an uniform I could pass as a tall 10 year old. What do you think?\\
'''Ron''': I think it's just a game, and you natural competitive Kimness has taken you to a very dark place.\\
'''Kim''': The team needs an edge.\\
'''Ron''': You're the coach.\\
'''Kim''': I'm a hands on coach.\\
'''Ron''': Hands on soccer...interesting.\\
''(Cue Wade chiming in)''\\
'''Kim''': Wade is it wrong to pitch in to help my team?\\
'''Wade''': Like a Fundraiser?\\
'''Ron''': ''[sarcastically]'' Like playing forward.\\
'''Wade''': Then I'd say, yes.\\
'''Kim''': Fine.
* When Señor Senior Senior [[HiJackedByGanon turns Señor Senior Junior's Disco into a disco of evil]]
-->'''Señor Senior Senior:''' Junior! [[Music/TalkingHeads This is not a party! This is not a disco! This is not fooling around!]]
[[AC:Monkey Fist Strikes]]
* [[WhyDidItHaveToBeSnakes This line]]...
-->(''after going through several Indiana Jones-[[ShoutOut esque]] types of death traps'')\\
'''Kim''' [[SarcasmMode Gee]]...[[TemptingFate where are the snakes]]?\\
''[[WhyDidItHaveToBeSnakes (several snakes appear)]]''\\
'''Kim:''' [[IWasJustJoking I was being]] '''''[[IWasJustJoking sarcastic]]!!'''''
[[AC:October 31st]]
* After nearly getting crushed by a building ''and'' losing the Centurion Project, Duff Killigan has this to say:
-->'''Killigan:''' [[SkewedPriorities Do I still get me money?]]
-->'''Drakken:''' ''[{{Angrish}}]''
* The flashback to Kim and Ron dressed respectively as a cowboy and ballerina during their first Halloween as friends in preschool.
* Drakken and Killigan's phone conversation.
-->'''Drakken:''' For the last time, I will not pay you!
-->'''Killigan:''' ''(loud enough for Drakken to hold the phone at arm's length)'' I WANT MY MONEY!!!
-->'''Drakken:''' Look, I said I would pay you when the stolen Centurion Project is in my possession. [[ExactWords It is]] ''[[ExactWords not]]'' [[ExactWords in my possession. Therefore, I'm not paying.]]
-->'''Killigan:''' ''[angrily bending a golf club]'' Y--Y--You're a ''criminal!''
-->'''Drakken:''' My dear fellow, I repeatedly try to TakeOverTheWorld, ''[[CardCarryingVillain of course I'm criminal!]]''
-->''[Drakken picks his ear as Killigan replies]''
-->'''Killigan:''' Well, I'll tell ye this much, laddie! The next time I steal it, ''I'M SELLIN' IT TO'' '''''SOMEONE ELSE!!!''''' ''[hangs up]''
* Kim [[LampshadeHanging lampshades]] this bit:
-->'''Kim:''' Wade? Cool costume!
-->'''Kim:''' Wait a second...You're gonna leave your room?
-->'''Wade:''' No way...I do it all online.
[[AC:All The News]]
* And we have this line...
--> '''Ron''': Sorry K.P...but discovering that your action hero is a big fake is not something you just ''get over''.
--> '''Kim''': ''[[FascinatingEyebrow (raises a skeptic eyebrow)]]'' And ''[[HypocriticalHumor this]]'', from a ''[[HypocriticalHumor wrestling fan]]?''
--> '''[[CompletelyMissingThePoint Ron]]''': [[SelectiveObliviousness I don't get the connection]].
[[AC:Kimitation Nation]]
* Drakken can't go through with his cloning plan because Shego has a "no cloning" policy in her contract. He tries to consider his other options, his henchmen, before remembering that he's SurroundedByIdiots.
--> '''Drakken:''' ''(sulking back to his desk)'' [[EvenEvilHasStandards To clone any one of you would be a crime against humanity that even I am incapable of.]]
* Also one of the greatest instances of LampshadeHanging on one of the most basic tenets of such shows, is Bonnie's:
-->'''Bonnie''': Kim Possible, you are such a loser! You wear that same stupid outfit, like, every day!
[[AC:The Twin Factor]]
* When learning about Drakken's plot:
-->'''Ron:''' Drakken with total {{mind control}} powers?!\\
'''Kim:''' Yet another "{{take over the world}}" thing!\\
'''Ron:''' That, or he's gonna force people to listen to those stories about his twisted childhood...\\
[[GilliganCut (cut to Shego with a chip stuck to her forehead, listening respectfully to Drakken)]]\\
'''Drakken:''' Then, in ''fourth'' grade...
** And a bit later:
--->'''Drakken:''' Get me a dodo bird.\\
'''Shego:''' ''[under mind control]'' Yes, Dr. Drakken!\\
'''Drakken:''' Psyche! Dodo birds are extinct...Oh, I'm being silly.\\
(''sees Kim approaching on a security monitor'')\\
'''Drakken:''' Kim Possible! How did she get so close? Why didn't you tell me?\\
'''Shego:''' [[HoistByHisOwnPetard I was looking for a dodo bird!]]
*** The cheery way Shego says the last line is what sells it.
** Later, Shego reveals that she was aware of the entire thing.
--->'''Shego:''' ''Dodgeball and dodos??''\\
'''Drakken:''' Ooh...\\
'''Shego:''' Do you have ANY idea what listening to you is like? IT IS SOOOO BORING!
[[AC:Animal Attraction]]
* Junior blowing up the freezing machine, much to the anger of Senior, grabbing the mic, and exclaiming..."Kim Possible! You are the blue fox! I am the yellow trout! We are meant to be...we are...we are...[[PunctuatedForEmphasis SOUL MATES!!]]"
** His father (who's apparently never heard of DatingCatwoman) saying, "Junior! Dating an arch foe is...''spitting'' upon [[CardCarryingVillain villain tradition!]] Back to the lair with you! Tradition dictates that we must plot our revenge immediately!"
** In another episode, they depart with this wonderful line:
---> '''Senior:''' Come, son. Let us return to the lair and practice our {{evil laugh}}s together.

[[folder:Season 2]]
[[AC:Naked Genius]]
* The stock image of Ron the news channel used.
* This brief bit of deadpan snarkery when Drakken forgets what the plural form of the word "fish" is and Shego corrects him without looking up from her nails.
-->'''Dr. Drakken:''' Fish, right? Or is it fishes?
-->'''Shego:''' Fish or fishes.
-->'''Dr. Drakken:''' Well which is it?!
-->'''Shego:''' Both are correct plural forms of the singular word "fish".
-->'''Dr. Drakken:''' You're very smug right now, aren't you?
-->'''Shego:''' Little bit.
[[AC:Two To Tutor]]
* Kim and Ron end up being the only students at Middleton High to take Home Ec. For a long time.
-->'''Mr. Barkin:''' All right, people, listen up! The home ec teacher retired six years ago and nobody noticed until this morning... Please take your dusty and filth-covered seats.
* Senor Senior Senior's warning video:
-->'''Senor Senior Senior:''' (shrouded in shadow) "This message is to warn you, that two thieves will be attempting to steal your chocolate chip recipe..."
-->'''Senor Senior Junior:''' (walking in, turns on the light) "Father, what are you doing in the dark?"
-->'''Senor Senior Senior:''' (panicking) "Junior, no! The lights...!" (cuts out)
[[AC:The Ron Factor]]
* The confrontation between Gemini and Dr. Director initially seems like it'll go down in a typical antagonistic fashion... and then [[NotSoAboveItAll they both descend into childish bickering]].
--> '''Dr. Director:''' You just can't let me be, can you, Sheldon?
--> '''Ron:''' Sheldon?
--> '''Gemini:''' The name is Gemini, and this has nothing to do with you, Betty!
--> '''Kim:''' Betty?
--> '''Dr. Director:''' Oh, yeah, right, don't give me that. Why do you want the Ron Factor so badly?
--> '''Gemini:''' Because... because it's none of your beeswax!
--> '''Dr. Director:''' You want it because I have it! You always wanted my stuff!
--> '''Gemini:''' Oh, right! You got better toys than I did!
--> '''Dr. Director:''' Ooh! Liar, liar! What about Baby Curlylocks? Huh?! What about that! You cut off all her hair! Remember that?!
--> '''Gemini:''' Well, baby sister. ''(pulls out phone)'' Let's see what Mom recalls.
--> '''Dr. Director:''' You're the baby, dragging ''mom'' into this.
--> '''Gemini:''' Fine. Fine! We'll settle this like grown-ups! ''(Starts firing missiles at her)''
[[AC:The Golden Years]]
-->'''Drakken''': This plan is [[TotallyRadical totally “off the heezy”! Off the hook? It’s raw! Chokin’! Chilly! Poppin’! Tight!! Mint!!!]] … IT’S VERY, VERY GOOD, ALRIGHT?!
* This exchange:
--> '''Drakken:''' [[ShoutOut Your Nana is a bad]] [[CurseCutShort grandmother]]-\\
'''Kim:''' [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar Shut your mouth]]!!\\
'''Drakken:''' [[Film/{{Shaft}} I'm just talking about Nana]]!
* Ron's initial experience with the game, which involves him [[EverythingTryingToKillYou dying over and over]]:
-->'''Ron:''' "AH! MY FACE!"
[[AC:The Fearless Ferret]]
* [[AdamWesting The]] [[ShoutOut Fearless]] [[Franchise/{{Batman}} Ferret]] episode.
[[AC:A Sitch in Time]]
* Another great LampshadeHanging moment from the first ''WesternAnimation/KimPossible'' [[TheMovie Movie]], [[TheMovie A Sitch in Time]].
-->'''Drakken:''' Kim Possible?!\\
'''Killigan:''' Why do you always act so surprised?\\
'''Drakken''' ''(actually giving it some consideration):'' I don't know...
* This part of "A Sitch in Time" where Kim has subdued Killigan and Monkey Fist.
-->'''Killigan''': Oh, it's not just the two of us. \\
'''Kim:''' [[SarcasmMode Oh, and I'm supposed to]] [[LampshadeHanging be surprised that Drakken's behind me?]]\\
'''Drakken:''' ''How'' does she do that?!\\
'''Kim''': A ninja you're not.\\
(''Suddenly, Shego appears and attacks Kim, sending her toppling into a sarcophagus, which closes on her'')\\
'''Drakken''': Aha! But ''she'' is!
** Then the villains escape, leaving Kim trapped in the sarcophagus. Hours later, Ron (wearing an eskimo suit) arrives, and thinks the voice inside the sarcophagus is a real mummy!
-->'''Ron''': I'm here, Kim! Kim?!\\
'''Kim''': (''from inside the sarcophogus'') Get me out of here!\\
'''Ron''': R-R-Rufus? Mummy! In there! Alive!\\
'''Kim''': Ron!\\
'''Ron''': It knows my name! I'm cursed! I'm cursed!\\
(''Kimmunicator beeps, showing a very ticked off Kim'')\\
'''Kim''': Ron, open the sarcophagus!
* This priceless bit as Drakken and Killigan bicker:
-->'''Monkey Fist:''' Can you two buffoons take this outside?\\
'''Duff Killigan:''' At 30,000 feet?\\
'''Monkey Fist:''' ''[[DeadpanSnarker Precisely]]''.
* Pre-K Ron's brief lecture about sharing is both adorable and this, especially when his eyes bug out on the "jungle law of day-care" line.
* When Kim and Ron [[TimeTravel have traveled]] [[SetRightWhatOnceWentWrong to the Future]] [[BadFuture where]] [[spoiler: [[BadFuture Shego]]]] has [[VillainWorld conquered]] the [[VillainWorld world]]. The following exchange happens...
-->[''Kim and Ron, are captured by Orb Robot/Drones, being taken away'']\\
'''Ron:''' [''gulps''] Ummm...excuse me [[BuffySpeak scary orb-thing]], where are you taking us?\\
'''Orb 1:''' [[RoboSpeak The Attitude Adjustment Center]]...\\
[''cut to them seeing the building ahead, looking very familiar to them'']\\
'''Kim:''' Isn't that the HighSchool?\\
'''Orb 2:''' [[RoboSpeak Prepare to be drained of]] [[BreakTheHaughty all individuality]] [[BreakTheCutie and spirit]].\\
'''Ron:''' [''[[NonActionSnarker said in a completely dry and bored tone]]''] Yep...[[StatusQuoIsGod high school]].
** The "instructional video" ("[[EvilOverlord The Supreme One]] and You") of Shego gloating over her [[BadFuture world domination]] and putting Drakken in his place.
* Rufus' wisdom:
-->'''Rufus 3000:''' Rufus Prime, please, share your wisdom.\\
'''Rufus:''' Huh?\\
'''Rufus 3000:''' What is the [[Franchise/TheHitchhikersGuidetoTheGalaxy meaning of life?]]\\
'''Rufus:''' ''Hmmm.... CHEESE!''\\
[''large crowd of Naked Mole Rats cheers; cut to a pair, one looking horrified/stunned'']\\
'''NMR:''' You owe me a buck.
* "Why is everybody in the future so ripped?!"
** And later when fighting the Big Bads: "SEE! ''Everybody'' in the future ''is'' ripped!"
[[AC:A Very Possible Christmas]]
* Shego wonders why Dr. Drakken works through the holidays.
-->'''Drakken:''' Because it is Christmas, the one time of year she is off-duty! Busy with her twinkle lights and mistletoe and carols and ''[[Literature/HowTheGrinchStoleChristmas roast beast and fring-fanglers and ZOOB-ZOOBLERS!]]''\\
'''Shego:''' Whoa whoa whoa whoa, Dr. D!\\
'''Drakken:''' WHAT?!\\
'''Shego:''' You've stopped using ''words''.
* Later when Ron goes it alone, hitching a ride from someone Kim helped out once before.
--> '''Ron:''' Thanks for the ride, Captain Lewis!
--> '''Lewis:''' It's the least I could do, after you saved the sole tub from from sinking! [[DoubleTake Hold on.]] Kim Possible saved my tub from sinking.
--> '''Ron:''' That's right! And I'm always right there, you know, key man.
--> '''Lewis:''' There was a fellow with her, busting my radio! Using my navigational charts for a napkin! What was his name...? Ron something.
--> '''Ron:''' ''[[OhCrap (visibly panicking)]]'' Yes. Yes, yes, Ron Something. Sadly, uh, Mr. Something didn't work out, we had to let him go. So I'll see - I'll see ya!
[[AC:Hidden Talent]]
* Drakken shows Shego the teleportation module he tricked Kim into stealing for him.
-->'''Drakken''': With this teleportation module, I shall be able to instantly transport myself into any high-security area I please! Imagine it, Shego! The sky's the limit! Fort Knox! The Louvre!\\
'''Shego''': [[SarcasmMode Or into the "10 items or less" line with 11 items, huh]]?\\
'''Drakken''': Exactly! Wait. Was that a serious suggestion or are you mocking me?\\
'''Shego''': Yeah, I'd say about 30% serious, 70% mock.\\
'''Drakken''': Grr! Just plug it in!
* Drakken [[JustBetweenYouAndMe presents Kim with a flip-chart presentation]] on how he intends to [[DeathTrap do away with her]], by dropping her into [[DrowningPit a bottomless chasm and filling it with water]]:
-->'''Shego:''' Wait a minute. If the [[DrowningPit chasm]] is ''bottomless'', [[LampshadeHanging how can]] [[FridgeLogic you fill it with water?]] \\
'''Drakken:''' ''(exasperated)'' IT'S '''VERY VERY DEEP''', ALL RIGHT?!?
* At the end of the episode, when Barkin announces the winner.
--->'''Mr. Barkin:''' And the winner of this year's Middleton High Talent Show is... Ron Stoppable.\\
'''Bonnie:''' [[BigWHAT WHAT?!]]\\
'''Mr. Barkin:''' Proving once and for all that quantity is better than quality.\\
'''Bonnie:''' NO WAY!\\
(''Ron awakening with his head bandaged, walks across the stage dazed as the audience applauds him'')\\
'''Kim:''' So much for the "Rockwaller family tradition", eh, Bonnie?\\
'''Bonnie''': UGH! (''sulks off'')
[[AC:Return to Wannaweep]]
* After Kim says they have to find Gill:
-->'''Bonnie:''' Looks like he's already hit band camp.\\
'''Mr. Barkin:''' And science camp.\\
'''Kim:''' He's heading to clown camp!\\
'''Mr. Barkin:''' Those poor clowns.
* The subverting of learning AnAesop, when Ron delivers this near the end of the episode... "Normally I'd say we learned suspicion and paranoia is bad...except that's what saved us."
[[AC:Go Team Go]]
* When Kim, Ron, Hego and Mego 'visit' Drakken and Shego:
-->'''Drakken:''' [''to Shego, who doesn't care in the slightest''] This rare mutagenic agent that you stole for me will unlock the key to...\\
[''Kim punches down the lair's door, causing Drakken to drop the mutagenic'']\\
'''Kim:''' Knock knock.\\
'''Drakken:''' Kim Possible?! Since when do you glow?\\
'''Shego:''' Like HEGO!\\
[''Hego and Mego shows up'']\\
'''Hego:''' Greetings, sister.\\
'''Mego:''' Hey, Shego. You know, you missed my birthday. A call, a card... any acknowledgment would be nice.\\
'''Drakken:''' Uh, I believe some introductions are in order here.\\
[''Ron enters the lair and shakes hands with Drakken'']\\
'''Ron:''' I'm Ron Stoppable. [[RunningGag We've met before, but you never seem to remember my name.]]\\
'''Shego:''' Can you excuse us, Dr. D?\\
'''Drakken:''' Shego, [[MyWayOrTheHighway as long as you're going to live under my roof, you'll follow my rules.]] And rule number one: no secrets. Whatever is going on... ''(notices Shego has activated her plasma)'' [[LastSecondWordSwap ...is obviously a private matter]]. Later, gators.\\
[''Drakken runs behind an armoured door'']\\
'''Drakken:''' You know, I do think of us as a kind of evil family, and families stick together. So if you need me... ''[Shego's plasma blast opens a hole in the door]'' I'll be there for you. [''runs'']
* Kim finally makes Hego realize the glaring hole in Team Go's base when she points out they have a giant monitor through which they regularly receive messages from Avarius. After realizing Avarius could've been spying on them all this time, Hego asks why no one else brought this up.
-->'''Shego''': (''with a look of extremely pained annoyance'') ''...because it was OBVIOUS?''
* At one point, Kim uses Hego's super-strength to spin and drill her way into Aviarius' lair.
--> '''Kim'''(visibly dizzy): ''Ooh, I do NOT recommend that...''
** Later in the episode, after Shego got the staff with all the powers of Team Go.
--->'''Ron:''' I'm happy to be the distraction.\\
'''Kim:''' Ron, it would take a huge distraction.\\
[''[[CrouchingMoronHiddenBadass Drakken breaks in with a giant mecha, ready to disintegrate Aviarius]]'']\\
'''Shego''': ''[surprised that Drakken had it in him]'' Dr. Drakken?!\\
'''Drakken:''' That's right, Shego. Kim Possible's computer kid told me how you were at the mercy of a villain. Where is this Aviarius?\\
'''Aviarius:''' ''[pointing at Ron]'' [[DirtyCoward Here he is.]]\\
'''Ron:''' Dude, Drakken knows who I am.\\
'''Drakken:''' Yes, [[RunningGag the name]] [[BrickJoke escapes me]], but I do know the air of buffoonery.\\
''Ron grins at Aviarius, who is in OhCrap mode''
** After the Team Go powers have returned to their wielders and Shego ran away with Drakken.
--->'''Hego:''' Looks like this bird is ready for his cage. [''laughs'']\\
'''Aviarius:''' Do you ''have'' to say that every time you capture me?
** And the final scene of the episode, where Drakken and Shego are on the mecha flying home, and Shego just finished telling Drakken what happened:
--->'''Drakken:''' I mean, really, you practically gave it to her.\\
'''Shego''': Whatever.\\
'''Drakken:''' Now that I know the whole story, I think you secretly ''wanted'' to lose.\\
'''Shego:''' [[FlatWhat What?]]\\
'''Drakken:''' That's right. You ''wanted'' your brothers to get their powers back. You don't really have it in you to betray them.\\
'''Shego:''' (''enraged'') Are you saying that I am going '''[[BerserkButton SOFT?!]]'''\\
'''Drakken:''' As a marshmallow.\\
[''GilliganCut later, Drakken is holding to the reactors of the still flying mecha'']\\
'''Drakken:''' Shego, I take it back! You're not a softy! '''SHEGO!!!!'''
* Shego is reading a magazine to Drakken of "most embarrassing moments"
-->'''Shego''': Your most embarrassing moment happened when...?\\
'''Drakken''': I don't have the faintest idea.\\
'''Shego''': Oh, puh-leaze. What about just last week, when Kim Possible gave you that flying kung-fu wedgie? You were all like "Shego, help me! Shego, help me!" ''(Shego laughs, Drakken snarls)'' Or there was that time where--\\
'''Drakken''': '''''SILENCE!''''' There will be no more talk of embarrassing moments!\\
'''Shego''': All right, check out these features. "My Most Humiliating Moment Ever." "Embarrassment Central." "I Could've Died From Embarrassment!"\\
'''Drakken''': Let me see that! (''snatches the magazines out of Shego's hands'') "Could've Died From Embarrassment." Hmm....That's IT! That's it, Shego!\\
'''Shego''': What is?\\
'''Drakken:''' Embarrassment! The ''soft white underbelly'' of the teen ego!\\
'''Shego:''' ...eew!
[[AC:Oh Boyz]]
* "The Oh Boyz". The Seniors kidnap the titular band (and accidentally, Ron) hoping to extort their manager into giving Junior a singing career of his own. Unfortunately for the Seniors, Roland, the {{Jerkass}} record manager is ''happy'' to be rid of the band.
-->'''Roland:''' A day without the Oh Boyz is like a day where I don't lose money. No more whining pop rats. Life is sweet. (''phone rings'') Hello?\\
'''SS Sr.:''' Please listen closely if you want to see the Oh Boyz again!\\
'''Roland:''' Look, sorry, I gotta hop off. Call my office, we'll set a thing. Bye now. (''hangs up'')\\
'''SS Sr.:''' ...Was I not clear in my demands?
** Then when Junior tries to phone Roland, with the same result.
--->'''Roland:''' Selling out? My two favorite words! This is a double deuce! All of the money with none of the Oh Boyz! (''phone rings'') Hello?\\
'''SS Jr.:''' Mr. Oh Boyz record company man? I think you misunderstood my father. If you and your peeps do not cooperate, the Oh Boyz will continue to be missing!\\
'''Roland:''' Stay missing? Gimme a minute to compose my thoughts. Lemme get back to you. (''hangs up'')\\
'''SS Jr.:''' How can he get back to me? I did ''not'' give him my number!
* [[DreadfulMusician Junior]] performing an Oh Boys song for his prison inmates.
** To top it off, his father is ''the only person to clap''.
[[AC:Sick Day]]
* Before Ron leaves:
-->'''Kim:''' (''with a stuffed nose'') Sure you're going to be okay?\\
'''Ron:''' I'll be fine. Stoppable immune system, remember?\\
[''later, both are at Kim's house, both sick'']\\
'''Kim:''' Stoppable immune system, huh?
* Kim tries to warn Shego that she has to sneeze, but Shego doesn't listen, believing it's a ploy by Kim to get her hands free. Until Kim sneezes in her face, that is. After catching Kim's cold, when they next meet for battle in the episode, Shego actually calls a time out so that both of them can turn their heads and sneeze. Kim even offers a "Gesundheit".
** From the same episode:
-->'''Ron:''' Kim, did you hear that alarm? It sounds like choo, choo, choo.\\
'''Kim:''' That's me, Ron. *sneezes*
** The end of episode. Kim and Ron have gotten Project X back from Drakken and Shego, but it got a little destroyed along the way. Note that nobody but the creators know what X does.
--->'''Kim:''' I gotta know. What was this X thing designed to do, anyway?\\
'''Scientists:''' Cure the common cold.\\
'''Ron:''' I hate irony.
[[AC:The Truth Hurts]]
* While Dr. Wong is being interrogated by Drakken:
--> '''Dr. Wong:''' You make no sense to me.\\
'''Shego''': [[WelcomeToMyWorld Welcome to my life]].\\
[''Drakken glares at her'']
* Kim realizes something's wrong:
--> '''Kim''': Wade, something's wrong with me! [[TruthSerum I can only tell the truth]], and [[LampshadeHanging YOU SPEND TOO MUCH TIME]] [[HackerCave IN THAT ROOM]], IT'S JUST NOT HEALTHY!
* Ron, unable to lie, is honest about a book he was supposed to read for class;
-->'''Ron''': I almost dislocated my jaw from yawning!
[[AC:Mother's Day]]
* ''"Drewbie? WhatDoesThisButtonDo"''
* Kim cutting off Drakken's one-liner.
--> '''Drakken:''' Kim Possible! Looks like you've reached the-
--> '''Kim:''' End of the line?
--> '''Drakken:''' ...I hate when she does that.
* Drakken's LastSecondWordSwap as his mother comes in while he had Kim and her mother tied up.
--> '''Drakken:''' You have been a bee in my bonnet for far too long! Prepare to meet-
--> '''Mama Lipsky:''' Drew?
--> '''Drakken:''' -my mother.
* ''"You're loving this, aren't you?"'' *nod nod nod*
* Anne gets in on the fun too. It almost looks like she made Drakken RageQuit as he just grabs Shego and leaves.
--> '''Drakken:''' Now then, when we reach the gorge, I'll be-
--> '''Anne:''' Dropping you off?
--> '''Drakken:''' ''Another lippy Possible?!?'' GAH! Come Shego, let's get what we came for.
[[AC: Motor Ed]]
* Motor Ed's FreudianExcuse: his fellow scientists told him to [[NoBodyTouchesTheHair get rid of his mullet]].
* Ed's reaction to his hairstylist clipping a bit of said mullet.
-->'''Motor Ed:''' Never clip the lion's mane while he roars, seriously! ''[cut to outside of lair]'' EXIT MY LAIR! SERIOUSLY!
-->'''Hairstylist:''' ''[to Ed's just-arrived henchmen]'' No more junkyard calls!
-->''[Ed's henchmen exchange confused shrugs]''
* Kim's DisabledMeansHelpless mindset being thoroughly derailed by Ron.
-->'''Kim:''' RON! What do you think you're doing?
-->'''Ron:''' Shooting hoops with Felix.
-->'''Kim:''' No! But it looks like you're really trying to, you know...
-->'''Ron:''' ''(confused)'' Win?
-->'''Kim:''' Exactly! Y-you can't!
-->'''Ron:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Look, I know I'm down 2 buckets, but if I focus on rebounding, and boxing out, I think that I can--]]
-->'''Kim:''' You're acting like...like...
-->'''Ron:''' ...like he's just a normal person?
-->'''Kim:'''(''{{beat}}'') [[OpenMouthInsertFoot I've got to just...stop talking.]]
[[AC: Ron Millionaire]]
* The exact moment that Ron sees how much is on his cheque:
-->'''Bonnie:''' [[GoldDigger Ron Stoppable, you are such a hottie!]]
-->'''Ron:''' Are you saying that because I'm rich?
-->'''Bonnie:''' [[BluntYes Uh-huh.]]
-->'''Ron:''' Cool!
* Kim tells Ron that she's worried and we get this moment:
-->'''Ron:''' Oh, okay, I get it. You think this is gonna be [[RunningGag one of those times]] when I suddenly [[AcquiredSituationalNarcissism turn into some out-of-control guy]], and go ''way'' overboard with the whole money thing.
-->'''Kim:''' [[BrutalHonesty Well, yeah.]]
-->'''Ron:''' Kim, I swear, this money will NOT change me!
-->''[GilliganCut to Ron entering school '''the very next day''' decked out in bling-bling and CoolShades, accompanied by an entourage, tossing his money around to the entire student body ([[MyFriendsAndZoidBerg and Mr. Barkin]]) while "Celebration" plays in the background]''

[[folder:Season 3]]
[[AC:Steel Wheels]]
* Drakken was fed up with having his cousin around for most of the episode, mostly with Motor Ed constantly saying, [[VerbalTic "Seriously"]] at the end of every sentence...we now cut to [[HypocriticalHumor this bit]].
-->'''Kim:''' How do my foes find each other?\\
'''Drakken:''' We're related...\\
'''Kim:''' Seriously?\\
'''Drakken & Motor Ed:''' ''Seriously''.
** Which is funnier still when you consider that Creator/JohnDiMaggio provides the voices for both.
** This bit that prompts Drakken to unleash his pony tail:
--->'''Motor Ed:''' Dude! I just noticed man, you've got a little baby mullet back there. Set it free, cousin! Set it free!
* Shego [[EvenEvilHasStandards expressing her disgust]] when she learns Drakken and Ed went through with their plan to steal a wheelchair.
-->'''Shego''': So you actually stole a wheelchair. What's next, candy from a baby?
-->'''Drakken''': Been there, done that!
[[AC:Emotion Sickness]]
* "Emotion Sickness" was a hilarious episode through and through for having Kim and Shego acting completely out of character and Ron and Drakken having absolutely no idea what's gotten into them, but giggle fits were had when Shego said in a fit of anger, "[[PunctuatedForEmphasis I. LIKE. KISSY FACE!!!!]]"
* Ron trying to hide from Kim in the pickle suit, and the ensuing scene with Monique.
-->'''Ron''': Psst! Monique!
-->'''Monique''': Kosher Dilly?
-->'''Ron''': Coast clear?
-->'''Monique''': Clear for ''what?''
-->'''Ron''': Kim. She's crushing on me.
-->'''Monique''': Kim's crushing? On you?
-->'''Ron''': Yes. And it's ''freaking me out!''
-->'''Monique''': Sure you're not majorly misinterpreting?
-->'''Ron''': Just go with me on this, Monique. Kim has it bad for Ron.
-->'''Monique''': And...that's not good?
-->'''Ron''': I-I don't know, it's not that I haven't thought about this, I mean, who hasn't? I'm just...
-->'''Monique''' ''(giggles)'' In a pickle?
-->'''Ron''': Oh, how I rue the day I ever volunteered for Kosher Dilly duty.
-->'''Monique''': You want my advice?
-->'''Ron''': Yes, okay!
-->'''Monique''': Lose the pickle suit.
-->'''Ron''': No, not yet. And if you see Kim, you didn't see me, got it?
-->'''Monique''': And what if Kim sees me seeing you?
-->'''Ron''': What?
-->''(Monique points to Kim, who is standing right behind him)''
-->'''Ron''': AAH! KIM!
-->'''Kim''': Ronnie, I have a little favor to ask...
-->'''Ron''': ''(LoudGulp)'' Uh, Sorry, KP, I was just - ''leaving!'' ''(books it)''
-->'''Kim''': He's shy, but so cute!
-->'''Monique''': I'd say green and freaked.
* Or when Kim kissed Ron, under the influence of the Moodulator... right when Wade popped up on screen in her locker, seeing the whole thing... he literally does a {{spit take}} -- AND falls out of his chair in shock!
** Then afterwards, when Ron was obviously in a daze from the kiss, and Kim being flirty under the influence are pretty much ignoring Wade:
--->'''Wade:''' ''[has a mix of shock and confusion in his expression]'' I, um, just wanted to let you know I got a link through the Kimmunicator and -- were you guys just smacking lips?!\\
'''Kim:''' ''[giggling]'' Great, Wade...\\
'''Ron:''' ''[in a daze from the kiss]'' Whatever you say.\\
'''Kim:''' ''[nuzzles her nose on Ron's cheek]'' I'm gonna get ready for ''tonight! Rrowr!''\\
'''Wade:''' Whoa, what's going on?! ''(Ron still in a daze, just shuts the locker door over Wade, who is still talking)'' THIS ISN'T NORMAL!!! HELLO?!?
* Or this exchange with Shego and Drakken when she's under the influence:
-->'''Shego:''' ''[massaging Drakken's shoulder and forehead]'' Awww, Dr. D is tired and frustrated from all his hard ''worky worky''.\\
'''Drakken:''' Uh... yes, well, I do sometimes burn the candle at both ends...\\
'''Shego:''' Sounds like somebody could use a ''[leans towards his ear]'' little ''breaky-poo.''\\
'''Drakken:''' ''[starts to look nervous and weirded out]'' Breaky... poo?\\
'''Shego:''' ''[grabs Drakken and runs off with him]'' Don't mind if we do!
* When the Moodulator controller shorts out:
-->'''Dr. Bortel:''' The circuits have been fried!\\
'''Ron:''' So that means Kim's back to normal, right? PLEASE TELL ME KIM'S BACK TO NORMAL!\\
'''Dr. Bortel:''' I'm afraid your friend is now locked into an irreversible frenzy of ''rage''.\\
'''Ron:''' ''[deadpan]'' Dude, what'd I just say?
* When Ron tries to calm Kim down:
-->'''Ron:''' Kim, chill. It's me, Ron.\\
'''Kim:''' [''totally pissed''] Chyeah! Ron ''Heartbreaker''!\\
'''Ron:''' [''totally terrified''] AHH! NO! STOPPABLE! [''runs away''] IT'S PRONOUNCED STOPPABLE!
* Another scene:
-->'''Ron:''' Okay. So Kim and I have been best buds forever...maybe dating is the next step. I mean what's not to like about Kim? I mean, she's smart and cute... Dating could be good, y'know, the date thing...what if it tanks? ''(plane shooting sounds; followed by Ron chugging a can of Soda; then playing with a piece of dental floss)'' This could totally wreck our friendship! No, no, I'm not gonna let that happen! Only one thing to do: break up with Kim! Thanks, man, you've been a big help.\\
'''Mr. Barkin:''' ''(irritably)'' Stoppable, how did you get in my house?
** It's how completely unconcerned he sounds as he says this that sells it. The scene is set up with Ron wandering around a room in what we assume is ''his'' house, monologuing about his troubles with Kim (currently hopped up on the romance setting of the emotion modulator stuck to her neck), and at the end we discover he's been talking to someone, whose identity is revealed as Mr. Barkin. The funny comes from several factors: one, the speech is interspersed with a couple of shots of Ron wasting time, implying he's spent several hours in his rambling monologue; two, Barkin's reveal implies that he's ''been there the whole time'' - in his bathrobe; and, three, he's not so much worried about a crazy student as he is annoyed that it's Stoppable... being goofy... ''again''. You start to wonder why Barkin didn't kick Ron out ''much sooner''.
* The scene of Ron picking Kim up for their "date." First off, we have Kim's parents revealing that they were [[ShipperOnDeck Shippers On Deck]] the whole time (which is a ''very'' interesting thought, if you mull it over, and is a good little nugget of info for ''So the Drama'' later on) and then Kim's dad ''casually telling Ron he'll drop him in a black hole if he hurts Kim.'' Then there's Kim in her LittleBlackDress and both Ron and Rufus' eyes bug out of their heads at the very sight.
* And in the Drakken and Shego corner:
-->'''Dr D.:''' I'm just going to go and supercharge the laser on that float so we can do evil. We ''like'' evil, don't we?\\
'''Shego:''' ''[having a [[EmotionBomb Moodulator-induced]] crying jag]'' You're leaving in my time of need!
* Or this bit, after Shego had some mega whammy mood swings, Drakken is curled up in the fetal position behind a pole, saying: "Did I forget your birthday? Is that what this is about? Because I'm scared. ''*sucks thumb*''"
* Or Drakken's sudden shift from gloating about Kim being "locked into an irreversible frenzy of rage" to [[OhCrap horrified realization of how much trouble he's in]] when Bortle asks what happened to the ''second'' moodulator chip.
-->'''Drakken:''' [[WomanScorned A scorned woman!]] ''[[EvilLaugh HAHAHA!]]'' The perfect weapon!\\
'''Dr. Bortel:''' If she's wearing Moodulator #1, then where is the second one?\\
'''Drakken:''' The ''second'' one? [[OhCrap Uh-oh...]]\\
'''Shego:''' '''''[[SayMyName DRAKKEN!!!!]]'''''
* Ron "breaking up" with Kim;
--> '''Ron''': OK look, we've known each other a long time. We're a great team but...\\
''[Moodulator switches Kim's mood to "happy"]''\\
'''Kim''': Haha! Team! ''[laughs]'' Yeah, you said "team".\\
'''Ron''': Heh, yeah... Earth to KP! "Team" is not funny. Being serious here. Dating could complicate things --\\
''[Moodulator switches Kim's mood to "serious"]''\\
'''Kim''': Things should ''never'' be complicated.\\
'''Ron''': Well, that's what I thought. That's why I think we should --\\
''[Moodulator switches Kim's mood to "upset"]''\\
'''Kim''': (sniff) You're breaking up with me?\\
'''Ron''': Yes. NO! Well... yeah. But, y'know, don't get upset.\\
'''Kim''': Oh I knew it! I knew it! I knew it! I...\\
[''Kim runs off crying'']\\
'''Ron''': No, come back! [[OverprotectiveDad Your dad's]] [[IfYouEverDoAnythingToHurtHer gonna put me]] [[BrickJoke in a black hole]]!
* The literal MoodWhiplash as both Kim and Shego go through, well, Moodulator whiplash.
* And the way [[WomanScorned Kim and Shego]] team up to handle their "[[UnstoppableRage irreversible frenzy of rage]]".
-->'''Kim:''' (''trying to kill Ron'') Men!\\
'''Shego:''' (''trying to kill Drakken'') Oh yeah!
* Ron hides inside of a parade float, only to come across Drakken also hiding there.
-->'''Drakken:''' Find your own hiding place!\\
'''Ron:''' Oh, right! Like you called dibs.\\
'''Drakken:''' Well, I am now. Dibs! Ha!\\
'''Ron:''' Well, I'm calling double dibs!\\
'''Drakken:''' ''(grumbles and gets up to leave)'' You've won this round [[SeriousBusiness with your superior dib-calling]]. But that won't save us from them!
** It [[ComicallyMissingThePoint wasn't even that good of a hiding spot]].
[[AC:Dimension Twist]]
* TrappedInTVLand, Kim and Shego fetch up in a ''Fear Factor''-style stunt show:
-->'''Presenter''': We are ninety storeys above a busy street! Are you scared?\\
'''Shego:''' Nope.\\
'''Kim:''' Should we be?\\
'''Presenter:''' Yes! Because you're about to do a ''bungee jump!'' Scared yet?\\
'''Kim:''' Nah.\\
'''Shego:''' Are you?\\
'''Presenter:''' Why would I be scared?\\
'''Shego:''' [''grabs him and jumps''] Here we go pretty boooooy!\\
'''Kim:''' [''vaguely annoyed''] Oh, ''Shego''. [''jumps after her'']
** From the same episode, we have Dr. Drakken on the Puppet Pals, which is a SugarBowl show. After the Puppet Pals realize that Dr. Drakken is a meanie, they immediately summon Mr. Sitdown, who immediately sits on top of Dr. Drakken.
** The entire episode is pretty funny, with highlights being Shego getting stuck in a sitcom, Kim getting stuck as a RedShirt on a StarTrek inspired show, both of them getting stuck in ER, and Drakken [[QueerEyeForTheStraightGuy getting a makeover]].
** And their version of ''Series/TheHollywoodSquares'', with triangles (likely unintentionally referencing another show like that, ''Series/{{Battlestars}}'' which was also from Creator/MerrillHeatter), and Drakken, in the center triangle, complains nobody picks him.
* While Ron is searching for the book in various villain lairs, he comes across Shego:
-->'''Shego:''' Where's Possible?\\
'''Ron:''' [[SheIsNotMyGirlfriend SHE'S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND]]!\\
'''Shego:''' Whoa-ho-ho-ho there! Never said she was. [''smirks'']\\
'''Ron:''' [''uncomfortably''] Oooooh...Haha-ha-ha...sss-awkwaaard...
[[AC:Rappin' Drakken]]
* We find out that, instead of using the time for a project, Ron spent five weeks ''trying to keep a spoon on his nose.''
--> '''Ron:''' I was, uh...Yeah, I was working on another project...
** He later submitted his ''Series/AmericanIdol''-style video as his school assignment, and ''it worked''.
* The beginning, where Kim and Ron ambush Drakken and Shego's initial scheme.
-->'''Drakken:''' While Shego keeps you busy, I shall launch my Hypertronic Devastator drone! [''does just that'']\\
'''Kim:''' Wait, no countdown?\\
'''Shego:''' No, no, he's actually learning.\\
'''Drakken:''' You see, during the time it takes the computer voice to count backwards from ten, you always manage to defeat me. Not anymore!\\
'''Ron:''' (''holding out a metal piece'') Uh, dude, is this important?\\
'''Drakken:''' [''gasps''] THE GYROSCOPIC CONTROL UNIT! Where'd you get this?\\
'''Ron:''' Yeah, well, we actually snuck in by climbing up your whatever-it-is...\\
'''Drakken:''' Hypertronic Devastator Drone!\\
'''Ron:''' Yes, and I slipped, and I had to kinda grab on to something, and it kinda snapped off.\\
'''Drakken:''' Without the gyroscopic control unit, the drone will--! (''alarm blares; Drakken looks up to see the drone falling out of the sky, making a dive bomb right toward his lair'') ...[[OhCrap instantly crash]]. '''''YOU BUFFOON!''''' \\
'''Ron:''' Ah, I do what I can.\\
(''As Kim and Shego continue to fight, Drakken's goons run past them, fleeing for their lives.'')\\
'''Kim''': Uh, maybe we should get outta here.\\
'''Shego''': Good call!\\
(''Everyone flees out of the lair and dives into the ocean, as the drone crashes on the lair.'' '''KABOOM!!!''')
* Drakken's rap. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVewEox6GBg&feature=related Fo sheezy; it's off the heezy.]]
[[AC:Gorilla Fist]]
* Yori's second appearance, where Kim starts [[GreenEyedMonster "jelling"]] over her and Ron.
** Ron trying to introduce Yori to Kim without giving away her identity as a ninja. Neither of them were impressed.
-->'''Ron:''' Oh, sure, y'know, Yori from *thinks* seventh period history. No, no, she's an old pal, from...Camp Wannaweep. *Yori glares* We've never met, actually! What do you want?! Who are you, stranger who I do not know?!\\
'''Kim:''' But you just said her name is Yori.\\
'''Ron:''' Yori! It's a common name, y'know, in Japan. Whai-i-i-i-i-i gotta go! Bye!
* This line...
-->'''Ron:''' [[LampshadeHanging Are all ]] [[ActionGirl girls]] [[ActionGirlfriend like]] [[BadAssNormal this,]] [[GamerChick or]] [[SassyBlackWoman just]] [[{{Ninja}} the]] [[DarkActionGirl ones]] [[LampshadeHanging I know?]]

[[folder:Season 4]]
[[AC:Ill Suited]]
* The first episode of Season 4...Kim and Ron are treated to seeing [[CrossDressing Dementor]] [[SickAndWrong in a dress]].
** [[NoIndoorVoice "IT IS]] [[LessEmbarrassingTerm A HOUSECOAT!"]]
* [[NoodleIncident This line]] from Season 4...
--> '''Ron''': [[Film/FightClub The first rule of Chess Club is: You do not talk about Chess Club.]]
* Ron trying out for the football team, runs to catch the football in practice, only for him to catch it offscreen and you hear all sorts of chaos going on offscreen, like cats, stuff breaking and car alarms...what really takes the cake is what Ron screams offscreen. "WHY WOULD YOU PARK THERE?!"
* Professor Dementor takes a while realize Kim's not actually wearing the battlesuit:
-->'''Kim:''' (in her midriff-baring cheerleader outfit) "Hello? Does it ''look'' like I'm wearing full body armor?"
-->'''Professor Dementor:''' "Well, no, now that you mention it..."
[[AC:The Big Job]]
* Kim and Ron track Shego and Junior to San Francisco where they're planning to pull a job. Kim ends up fighting Shego while Junior searches fruitlessly for a parking space. [[BrickJoke Ron passes by a few seconds later with the same problem]].
--> '''Shego:''' You too??
--> '''Kim:''' Yea! What's up with this city?!
--> (Resume fighting)
[[AC: Trading Faces]]
* The RunningGag of photographers showing up to take pictures of Camille and getting pushed out of the frame by security guards.
[[AC:The Cupid Effect]]
* Señor Senior Senior seems to be reading a love poem to Wade's mother, but it's actually a parking ticket.
* Wade reads a "love note for Monique" Ron gave him.
-->'''Wade:''' The humble earthworm is vital to agriculture, it moves through the soil by excreting lubricating mucus.\\
'''Kim and Monique:''' Ewww!\\
'''Ron:''' Oh, wait! That's my biology report. Oh, that means...!\\
[[GilliganCut (cut to Mr. Barkin reading Ron's report)]]\\
'''Mr. Barkin:''' Well, that's a very nice thought. A-Plus, Stoppable, (''sniffs'') A-plus!
* When Kim asks what the Seniors have stolen from Wade, Ron cracks up under pressure.
--> '''Ron:''' Wade invented a bun-warmer that makes girls fall in love with him!
--> {{Beat}} as Kim tries to process all this.
--> '''Kim:''' [[BaitAndSwitch I knew]] [[ComicallyMissingThePoint that bun-warmer wasn't right!]]
--> '''Wade:''' IT WAS RON'S IDEA!
--> '''Ron:''' WHAT?! Not intentionally!
* Wade's suggestion to infiltrate Junior's show is to grapple to the top of the building and enter through the roof with Kim and Ron's grapple guns and his own grapple belt, but Ron reminds him that Monique wouldn't be able to follow them. [[StatingTheSimpleSolution She suggests just walking through the front door]].
--> '''Kim:''' Right, good idea. Just one problem: ladies only.
--> ''{{Beat}}. Wade and Ron look at each other a moment before the [[DisguisedInDrag implications]] [[OhCrap hit them]]''
--> '''Ron:''' Oh, no you don't!
--> ''[[GilliganCut Cut to Ron and Wade dressed as girls]]''
--> '''Wade:''' They did.
* Ron distracts Junior.
--> '''Ron:''' ''(rips off wig)'' Give me back my girlfriend!
--> ''Junior starts snickering''
--> '''Ron:''' Dude, what is so funny?
--> '''Junior:''' ''(laughing)'' I thought you were a lady!
--> '''Ron:''' Well, you are no gentleman.
* Later in the episode, Señor Senior Senior introduces Wade to his bodyguards Evil and Treachery.
--> '''Senior:''' You genius cannot beat my evil or my treachery. Have you met my bodyguards, Evil and Treachery?
[[AC:Car Alarm]]
* Ron does some [[LampshadeHanging lampshading]] twice in this episode. Once about a NoodleIncident...and the other about the crows that kept attacking him [[RuleOfFunny for no apparent reason]].
** The NoodleIncident lampshade-involves Kim trying to fix up a hand-me down, broken down car her father gave her. Things aren't working out at all...''somehow'' Ron is entangled in wires, [[RuleOfFunny he wasn't even doing anything to help fix the car.]]
--->'''Ron:''' Wait a minute?! I wasn't even helping! How did this happen?!
*** The second lampshade was the [[RuleOfThree 3rd time]] the crows came and attacked him, the third time in particular came literally ''out of nowhere!''
---->'''Ron:''' ''(getting pecked)'' AAAHH!! THIS IS JUST SO ''RANDOM!!!!''
* The [[WithThisRing misinterpretation]] Kim and Ron initially give the 'magno-rings'...
-->'''Rufus:''' (''imitates Wedding Bells'')\\
'''Ron:''' ''[flustered]'' I...I had nothing to do with this!
[[AC:Grande Size Me]]
* Another spoofed Aesop, "Grande Size Me", the episode was outright a parody of "Super Size Me", but it was hilariously making fun of the healthy eating aesop that the [[ExecutiveMeddling Executives]] pushed onto our creators, by having Ron-at the very end of the episode-delivering the [[AndKnowingIsHalfTheBattle "I learned something today" speech]] to camera (and getting the wrong moral, telling us to stay out of mutating chemicals instead of eating healthy food), while a growing crowd behind him [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall wonders who on Earth he's actually actually addressing]].
--->'''Barkin:''' (just after the fade out) Stoppable! Office, NOW!
* When Ron enters Mr. Barkin's class much fatter and taller than before thanks to the growth serum, Barkin asks just what the hell happened to him.
-->'''Barkin''': Stoppable! What has happened to you?!
-->'''Ron''': Your worst nightmare!
-->'''Barkin''' (''terrified''): The one about Abe Lincoln and the pool sharks?!
-->'''Ron''': Uh, no?
[[AC:Mad Dogs and Aliens]]
* Ron tries to grab a part of a wind chime to copy a move Kim just did, succeeding only in brushing the bottom part of it enough to make it move.
-->'''Ron''': Failure has never sounded so soothing.
[[AC: Big Bother]]
* The RunningGag with Monkey Fist letting one of his monkey ninjas drive, followed by their running into something and Monkey Fist saying, "That's what I get for letting the monkey drive."
* By the end of the episode, Ron is at Sacky ''MCMXXXIIII''. He's gone through ''1934'' bags, bought all the flour bags at Smarty Mart and still got a F- because Sacky MCMXXXIIII was ''sugar''.
** [[ComicallyMissingThePoint His Roman numerals are off, too. 1934 would be MCMXXXIV.]]
*** Actually, IIII is an acceptable alternative to IV for four.
[[AC:Fashion Victim]]
* Mr. Barkin slowly becomes crazy during his time in the crate.
-->'''Mr. Barkin:''' (stir crazy) Why do you keep calling me Mr. Barkin? (''grabs a cow'') HE'S MR. BARKIN!
[[AC:Stop Team Go]]
* This part:
-->'''Hego:''' Electronique?! [[MrExposition You broke out of the specially constructed non-conductive plastic prison?]]\\
'''Mego:''' [[SarcasmMode No. She's still there.]] Of course she broke out, you big dolt!
* Also from that episode, the discussion of:
-->'''Electronique:''' And bring Go City to its knees!\\
'''Hego:''' Technically, cities don't have knees.\\
'''Mego:''' That a whadda ya call it, a simile.\\
'''Wego 1:''' It's not a simile.\\
'''Wego 2:''' It's a metaphor.\\
'''Hego:''' The topic here is geography, not English. Or is it anatomy?
* The subplot was about Drakken's miserably failed attempts at opening a pickle jar, even getting help from ''all'' the henchmen but Shego and resorting to his evil genius.
--> ''(the jar is under a death ray)''\\
'''Drakken:''' [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Now...you will learn...the PRICE...of DEFYING ME!]]\\
''(Drakken fires the death ray, then looks in the crater: the jar is intact)''\\
** At the end of the episode Shego has returned, and Drakken presents her with the jar:
--->'''Shego:''' ''[[FlatWhat This]]'' is [[OperationBlank Operation Gherkin]]?!\\
'''Drakken:''' Seriously, I've tried everything.\\
''[Shego opens the jar with absolutely no effort, gives it back to Drakken and walks away]''\\
'''Drakken:''' Oh, sure! After ''I'' loosened it!
* Kim's reaction when Ron gets turned evil again. It's barely even worried, just exasperated with a bit of 'of course that had to happen'.
[[AC:Mather and Fervent]]
* The credits:
-->'''Mr. Barkin:''' Interesting report you turned in, Stoppable. Your dad, AKA, "Hero", is a member of the Middleton Search and Rescue?\\
'''Ron:''' Yep.\\
'''Mr. Barkin:''' Also volunteers at the local fire department?\\
'''Ron:''' Affirmative.\\
'''Mr. Barkin:''' And while in the confines of a certain infinity-dome he can convert pure mathematical thought into blasts of energy that fire out of his ''skull''.\\
'''Ron:''' Yeah, it's an actuary thing.\\
'''Mr. Barkin:''' I see. ''Your dad rocks! A-plus!''
[[AC:Clean Slate]]
* Every amnesiac Kim moment.
-->'''Kim:''' Kim? Kim who?\\
'''Ron:''' Possible!\\
'''Kim:''' What is?\\
'''Ron:''' You are.\\
'''Kim:''' Am what?\\
'''Ron:''' Kim Possible.\\
'''Kim:''' That is so not a name.
** [[BrickJoke It's brought up again later:]]
-->'''Mr.Possible:''' Well, anything's possible for a Possible!\\
'''Kim:''' That's a name.\\
'''Mr.Possible:''' That's the spirit!\\
'''Mrs.Possible:''' [''holds a mini-flashlight to Kim's eyes''] Well at least she remembers how to speak.\\
'''Kim:''' Ooohhh! [''takes the flashlight''] Light, bright!
** Of all things, what restored Kim's memory about dating Ron is the latter losing his pants again.
** When they try to stop Shego from robbing a bank and Kim doesn't recognize her.
-->'''Kim:''' Are you sure I know her?\\
'''Shego:''' Sure, sure, I was a senior when you were a freshmen. Oh, and you owe me ten bucks.\\
'''Kim:''' Oh, I'm sorry, here. ''(pulls money out)''\\
'''Ron:''' (stammers) Don't give her money. And she's older than that ''(shudders)'' a lot older.\\
'''Shego:''' (defensive) So I like the sun. Back off, sidekick.
[[AC:Homecomung Upset]]
* Kim and Wade are seeking clues for a kidnapped programmer. They reach his gated community, and Kim asks Wade how good he is at fence jumping. Wade replies that he's terrible at it, but doesn't usually find it to be necessary, opening the gate with a remote. [[http://globaljusticealliance.com/Kim_Possible_Gallery/showphoto.php?photo=100179&title=kim-2bpossible-2bepisode-2bthirteen-2b-2bclean-2bslate&cat=592 Kim mock pouts.]]
--> '''Kim''': But I ''like'' jumping over stuff.
[[AC:Graduation - Part 1]]
* Two words: Marigold Drakken.
-->'''Drakken:''' I look like a kid playing a flower in a school play!
* Barkin screaming, "RUN FOR YOUR LIVES PEOPLE! IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!!!" then doing a nose dive into the audience, during the first part of the Grand Finale.
[[AC:Graduation - Part 2]]
* The ultimate Drakken-Shego ShipTease moment in the series finale, PlayedForLaughs, of course. After being reunited, Kim and Ron run over and hug each other. Nearby, Drakken and Shego run to each other and stop dead when they realize what they were about to do.
-->'''Drakken:''' SHEG--''(stops, awkwardly puts his hands down and turns around)'' Uh, 'bout time you got here!\\
'''Shego:''' ''(plays with her hair, also sounding awkward)'' Yeah, yeah, I-I've - I've got a lot on my plate now, so y'know, just...''(clears throat)''
* In the credits scene of "[[GrandFinale Graduation]]", we see Drakken about to tell the story of how his skin turned blue. [[NoodleIncident It cuts before we even]] [[TheUnreveal hear the beginning.]]
--> '''Drakken:''' Funny story - not funny "ha-ha." It was a Tuesday...

* Everything with Drakken's mother, who ''honestly'' believes that her son is a Talk-Show host and not a mad scientist.
-->'''Mama Lipsky:''' Drew? [[WhatDoesThisButtonDo What does this button do]]?
* From the video game ''What's the Switch'':
-->(''Kim and Shego are both going in for Dementor's lair; Monkey Fist is going to deal with Shego while Dementor wonders what to use against Kim'')\\
'''Dementor:''' Now what to use that is [[KickTheDog unnecessarily evil...]] ''Yes!'' My Tectonic Seismic Disinhibitor! [''spoken with increasing giddiness and joy'']\\
'''Monkey Fist:''' Your [[FlatWhat what?]]\\
'''Dementor:''' It's a ''doomsday device'' you ''IDIOT!''
* Meta example: This show's creation stemmed from the creators exchanging the following sentences: "Kim Possible, [[TheAce she can do anything.]]" and "And Ron Stoppable, well, [[EpicFail he can't.]]"
* The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNIMOUqxtTQ video announcing the live-action movie]] has Christy Carlson Romano (in a red wig and holding her baby) and Will Friedle (leaning on a cane) trying to win back their old roles.