Funny / Cinema Sins Series and Franchises: D-F

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The Dark Knight Trilogy

Batman Begins

• "Yeah, let's take my son who is deathly afraid of bats to his first opera, featuring bats."
• The kid that Batman meets (and rescues) at several points in the movie is always called either 'that kid' or King Joffrey.

The Dark Knight

The Dark Knight Rises

• "Hiest."
• When Bane kills Daggett: "Bane tickles a man to death off-screen."
• "Bane hits air but Batman goes down."
• "This is not Batman, this is a p*ssy in a Batman costume."
• Jeremy apparently can't understand a thing Bane says.
  "What?!"
• "Ooh, is that a Galaxy Note(TM)?" *ding* "Well it's Batman's Galaxy Note(TM) now." *ding*
• "This guy falls down for no reason." (This one eventually became a T-shirt.)
• "Batman gets pick-pocketed."
• "Bane does an Adam Sandler impression."
  Bane: Gotham is yours!
• The way Bruce's back is healed:
  "And that, folks, is the basis of chiropractic medicine."
• Jeremy's reaction to Jonathan Blake revealing that his legal first name is actually Robin.
  "Oh, give me a f*cking break!"

DC Extended Universe

Man of Steel

• The sentence - Neck Snap (followed by unnecessary Wilhelm Scream).
• When Zod is about to be exiled from Krypton, during the infamous "I will find him" sequence. Let's just say that the sequence's yelling + Jeremy's hate for yelling = Hilarity.
  Zod: I will find him.
  Jeremy: Okay, whatever you say.
  Zod: I will find him.
  Jeremy: Got it.
  Zod: I will find him, Lara.
  Jeremy: (annoyed) Dude!
  Zod: I WILL FIND HIM!
  Jeremy: Oh, for f*ck's sake.
• When Clark Kent is trying to calm down a panicking Lois Lane, we switch to Lois' POV:
  Jeremy: I'm handsome, see?

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

• During the opening credits, a "An Atlas Entertainment/Cruel and Unusual^note Zach Synder's production company Production" credit appears on screen:
  Jeremy: I guess they DID try to warn us at the beginning...
• The next sin, a credit saying "A Zack Snyder film" is sinned without comment.
• Early on, a young Bruce Wayne screams as he sees his parents get murdered. Despite the fact that there's no audio, Jeremy still adds a sin for a Big "NO!".
• "Using Neil deGrasse Tyson for your own personal projects."
• This:
  Lex: God vs man.
  *Dramatic Thunder*
  Jeremy: Oh, come on!
• invoked Jeremy points out just how much of an Idiot Plot Lex's plan is before suddenly going off on a small rant about a date he got stood up on.
  Jeremy: WE HAD PLANS, MELISSA!!
• When Lex is discovered sitting in the red pool in the Kryptonian Ship:
  Jeremy: Chili's Ready!
• Batman is groaning after being hit by Superman:
  Jeremy: The Wayne in pain chooses mainly to complain.
• The stinger has the gathering of Superman, Batman and Wonder Woman accompanied by the intro to Super Friends.

Suicide Squad

• Jeremy mistakes Jai Courtney as Captain Boomerang for Tom Hardy.
• During the Pentagon scene.
  Amanda: I want to build a team of some very bad people who can do some good.
  Jeremy: "NO"...The End.
• Jeremy on the Title Drop that Deadshot makes:
  Jeremy: This is the most roll-creditsing roll credits that has ever creditsed.
• The bar scene
  Deadshot: Well, we almost pulled it off.
  Jeremy: No, you f*cking didn't. You killed a bunch of bubbly monsters and briefly rescued a psychopath that is going to put you right back in prison. That's not pulling it off. That's participating in a s*itty LARP.

Wonder Woman

• During the beach battle:
  Antiope: (sees a German soldier about to shoot a distracted Diana) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (jumps on the way of the bullet)
  Diana: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
  Jeremy: No. No.
• "Go drunk, movie. You're home."
• When Diana discovers that Sir Patrick is actually Ares:
  Jeremy: F*cking told you. Shock of all shocks.
• Jeremy complains how the supposedly-hidden-forever Themyscira gets quickly discovered by the Germans pursuing Steve, claiming that people like Magellan or Vasco da Gama should have came across the island years ago.
• When Diana pulls Steve out of the water:
  Jeremy: Discount From Here to Eternity.
• When Diana walks upon a fully nude Steve bathing:
  Diana: Would you say you're a typical example of your sex?
  Jeremy: Movie's got dick jokes, yo.
• In the same scene, Steve tries to describe his watch to Diana, while still nude:
  Steve: Good thing it's still ticking.
  Diana: You let this little thing tell you what to do?
  Jeremy: We are still talking about the watch, right?

Justice League

• The YouTube description for the video is simply "Yikes".
• The first sin is not "DC Comics" but instead is a rant about how DC is copying the MCU's opening logo and even including Green Lantern in it.
• This bit:
  Opening Credit: AN ATLAS ENTERTAINMENT/CRUEL AND UNUSUAL PRODUCTIONS FILM
  Jeremy: Huh, I never saw a production studio used as a direct warning of a movie before.
• "Zach Synder shows the death of Superman via a newspaper that pigeons are pooping on regularly. Which, incidentally, is as much respect I have for the nonsense ending of Batman V Superman."
• "You know what I loved best about all the previous Batman movies? Their copious use of slow-motion effects."
  • Jeremy later calls out the movie for its use of slo-mo for the most insignifcant things such as a man kicking a fruit stall.
• At the shot of a homeless man in the streets with a sign that says "I tried":
  Jeremy: Oh, look, Josh Whedon found future footage of himself from the year 2026 and inserted it into this movie!
• Jeremy calls out the angles Wonder Woman is shot at, noting its not like "Red Shoe Diaries: Wonder Woman of Desire: a script I wrote back in 1995 under the name Johnny Spokes."
• "OK, Wonder Woman! You can stop posing and defeat evil now!"
• When the movie cuts to a completely different location:
  Jeremy: MEANWHILE...at a DIFFERENT ridiculously expensive set...
• This:
  Bruce: I need to speak to the Aquaman.
  Jeremy: I can't wait for Aquaman's sea powers to be useful against an army of flying parademons from space who probably get sick near water anyway.
• Jeremy laughs at Alfred's outfit several times throughout the movie.
• Jeremy can't pronounce Themyscira so instead he chooses to call it "Amazon Island".
• At Steppenwolf's appearance:
  Jeremy: I honestly didn't think CGI baddies could look any worse than Doomsday, especially since they're all humanoid. But DC found a way!
• Jeremy finds a turn of phrase so random, Jeremy simply repeats it to himself and adds a sin.
• At Cyborg repairing his eye:
  Jeremy: Ahh! He turned from blue to red...that means he's been I-Robot-ed! Run, Shia! Run, Will Smith!
• During an exposition scene:
  Diana: His name is Steppenwolf.
  Jeremy: He was a long way off from Magic Carpet Ride and Born to be Wild but, you've got to get musical inspiration from anywhere, even if it is destroying planets.
  • Later, while the exposition still goes on:
  Jeremy: This movie is like a crash course while we watch the DCEU crash and burn to the ground.
• "The Flash or Quicksilver or Neo is doing something super fast so we have to slow down time to see it happen" cliche.
• When Aquaman throws a glass bottle in the ocean:
  Jeremy: You think someone who lives that close to the ocean would be concerned about littering.
• Jeremy questions a scene, then comes to the conclusion that its answered in the Synder Cut.
• At J.K Simmons as Comissoner Gordon:
  Gordon: Subject looked like a giant bat...with wings.
  Jeremy: Oh sh*t! They got J. Jonah Jameson to become a character in the DCEU! I can't wait until he struggles with Perry White at the Daily Bugle/Daily Planet partnership!
• Jeremy gets increasingly angry at the amount of one-liners from our heroes.
• "Goddamn! Even the elevator ride to the Batcave looks fake as sh*t. Why would you make your elevator ride to the Batcave look fake as sh*t, movie?!"
• Jeremy cracks up at them reviving Superman in his burial suit, wondering if it'll give him a good sense of fashion amongst his other powers.
• "I'm glad this movie gave Lois other things to do except to help Superman facili-ahahahahahaaha. Sorry, I can't say that with a straight face."
• "Making a hole through the shield is way too easy."
  • Immediately followed by "Shooting down the tower is way too easy."
• A sin is added without comment for Aquaman falling down a building and out the front door without taking any damage at all.
• This:
  Cyborg: Booyah.
  Jeremy: Teen Titans No.
• One of the outtakes shows Aquaman stabbing a parademon with his trident with the audio of:
  Brick (Anchorman): I got to ride a horse! Then I was lit on fire! Then I stabbed a guy with a trident!

Aquaman

• Jeremy's dramatic narration of the opening scene of the movie:
  Jeremy: He went out to fix his shutters in the pouring rain. What he didn't expect is that he'd fall in love.
• At a shot of a trident smashing a television set:
  Jeremy: Someone doesn't like the idea of Florence leaving The Jeffersons to go on 227.
• When the film cuts from Atlanna and Tom to a snowglobe with a lighthouse in it:
  Jeremy: The lighthouse is his penis.
• This bit:
  Atlanna: You can always find me.
  Jeremy: I always leave a credit card debt paper trail.
• Jeremy gleefully cheers on the fake-looking fish everytime they appear.
• This:
  Title Card: BOSTON AQUARIUM, MASSACHUSETTS
  Jeremy: In case you confused it with the Boston Aquarium in Smackover, Arkansas.
• This bit:
  Black Manta: You're the Aquaman!
  Jeremy: Roll Sea Turtles!
• When Aquaman and his father reconcile at a bar:
  Jeremy: Aw, casual familiar alcoholism. In Maine, they call that "bonding".
• This:
  Mara: With the sacred trident, the people will listen to you.
  Jeremy: But supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not some farcical aquatic ceremony!
• Jeremy refers to the Atlantians as "water people", then immediately wonders if that's racist.
• This:
  Aquaman: Looks like your "fish ship" has been marinating in chum butter.
  Jeremy: This is what my college girlfriend said to me after the first time we had sex without a condom.
• When Aquaman is kidnapped:
  Orm: They have polluted our waters for a century.
  Jeremy: Hey! Humans have been polluting oceans much longer then that!
• This:
  Orm: Please escort my bethroed to the royal box.
  Jeremy: But doesn't she already have a royal box?
• At the drumming octopus:
  Jeremy: Wow! How'd the Atlantians get Neil Peart down here?!
• "This movie is literally playing a hip-hop version of Toto's Africa as we enter the Sahara Desert and I think my brain just curdled over.
• This:
  Title Card: Sicily, Italy
  Jeremy: In case you confused it with Cicely Tyson.
• At a shot of Italian villagers eating apples:
  Jeremy: So many assholes, so little time.
• This:
  Aquaman: They're from the depths, they're afraid of the light!
  Jeremy: We interrupt this Aquaman movie to present Pitch Black.
• "Arthur's transformation into king will be brought to you by these random shots of sea life! Luc Besson would be so proud."
• Jeremy compares the enormous CGI battle at the end of the film to static, then places a shot of television static side by side with the movie to prove his point.
• This:
  Aquaman: I am...Aquaman.
  Jeremy: Seems like you could have come up with something a lot cooler than that but we're stuck with it, I guess.
• One of the outtakes plays Crab People over a shot of the crab monsters from the Kingdom of the Brine.

Shazam!

• Jeremy's reaction to when we first see Mr. Mind:
  Jeremy: It's a caterpillar! Which I guess means something because a million comic book fanboy boners wee launched during this scene.
• This bit:
  Elderly Shazam: Only those who are pure of heart can resist the temptations.
  Jeremy: But "My Girl" is an awesome song and why'd you have to bring Mo Town into this?
• At the title card:
  Jeremy: Or How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Love Captain Marvel.
• "Movie steals the Give-A-Compass-As-A-Gift thing from Big. And really, a lot of things from Big."
• This:
  Eugene: Yeah, that's what happens when YOU SUCK!
  Jeremy: Footage of me editing CinemaSins videos somehow makes it into the actual movie.
• Jeremy repeatingly refers to the Eye of Sin as "Satan's Testicle" throughout the video.
• This:
  Elderly Shazam: Through you, you will poison everyone you meet! Mankind will turn against each other!
  Jeremy: Twitter.
• When Shazam thwarts a mugging:
  Jeremy: Since he wrapped them up in Christmas lights and threw them on the street, hopefully we get "Is Shazam a Christmas movie" arguements for years to come. I can't wait.
• During the attack on Sevana Industries:
  Jeremy: HEY KIDS! Wanna go see a fun superhero movie where a kid just like you becomes a superhero and also nightmare creatures bites the heads off of people?! But at least you won't see any boobs! Yours truly, the MPAA.
• Jeremy sins YouTube.
• This bit:
  Eugene: He needs a sidekick.
  Billy: Name one cool sidekick!
  Jeremy: Um...Louis Tomilson?
• When Shazam gets hit while flying:
  Jeremy: Oh great. I really wanted to see the last 30 minutes of Man of Steel again.
• Jeremy refers to Thaddeus as Discount Stanley Tucci.
• This bit:
  Thaddeus: Come home, Billy. Come home...
  Jeremy: Thad's supervillain name is "The Mad Repeater."
• This:
  Thaddeus: Gather the mutts!
  Jeremy: That's racist.
• At a shot of a statue exploding:
  Jeremy: I guess this statue's been...Penn-alized.
• Jeremy's reaction to the little kid playing with Batman and Superman action figures:
  Jeremy: Still better than the actual movie.
  • Immediately after, when the kid drops them:
  Jeremy: This was WB's reaction after the response to THIS movie.
• When Mr. Mind appears again:
  Mr. Mind: THE SEVEN REALMS SHALL SOON BE OURS.
  Jeremy: Man, DC's gritty reboot of Jiminy Cricket REALLY went out of hand.
• One of the outtakes has Billy on the subway confronted by a naked obese man reading a newspaper.
• Another outtake:
  Shazam: Yeah, well...whatever, kid!
  Eric Cartman: WHATEVA! I do what I want!
• Yet another outtake shows the 7 Deadly Sins with the audio of Zuul.

Birds of Prey

• This:
  Harley: The best place to start a story is right at the beginning.
  Jeremy: Narreading. *ding* Also, I know some of you spend sleepless nights wondering "If narration is a sin, is unreliable narration worth a sin removal?" No. No, it's not.
• This bit:
  Harley: That's when I met him! Mr. J!
  Jeremy: You're going to have to be more specific than that. That could be Jared, Jack or even Jacquin. All we know is, it's not Heath. And leaving him off the ledger is DEFINITELY worth a sin.
• This:
  Salesman: I take payment in kind.
  Jeremy: All hyena dealers are rapists. Also, coming soon to Netflix: "Hyena Queen and the Fantabulous Explotation of Tabloid Trash We Can Show To Keep You Subscribed!"
• This:
  Harley: Some people have the Effiel Tower or Olive Garden...
  Jeremy: Olive Garden is where to take people TO BREAK UP. In fact, even suggesting a date there would lead to long conversations in which you assure them that everything is solid, you don't want to break up, stop being silly and so on.
  • Later, when Harley blows up Ace Chemicals, Jeremy wonders why she didn't destroy an Olive Garden instead.
• Jeremy sins Harley not for all the acts of violence she commits throughout the movie, but for littering.
  • At the end of the movie, he adds 5 more.
• Jeremy gets so fed up with Harley's constant narration, he refers to it as "Birds of Say: The NeverEnding Narration of One Harley Quinn."
• Jeremy is stunned at Roller Dummy's motive for attacking Harley Quinn:
  Jeremy: If you don't want to break your nose playing roller derby, maybe don't play roller derby.
• "Breaking the fourth wall through narration and breaking the fourth wall by talking directly to the camera are two entirely different things. One can be done artfully. The other should be saved for bad Adam Sandler comedies."
• During Harley's assault on the police station, Jeremy is dumbfounded as why she uses beanbags instead of simply shooting them.
  • Later on, during the same scene:
  Jeremy: Is this one of those scenes where the hero wins because literally everyone else is dumb and stupid? Because I f*cking hate that.
• Jeremy is dumbfounded that every single male character in the movie "sucks in some way."
• When one of Harley's enemies "voted for Bernie":
  Jeremy: I'm going to go out on a limb and suggest that Harley Quinn didn't vote in the 2016 Democratic National Convention. She was too busy with Suicide Squad sh*t.
• This:
  Harley: You're going to do that thing where you get out your weird torture devices and detail every step of your master plan...
  Jeremy: Well, damn. Looks like Harleen would be Fantabulous at CinemaSins!
• Margot makes musical moment, maniacally mimicking Madonna's Material, mocking Marilyn Monroe's masterpiece and momentarily murdering movie's momentum.
• When all the prisoners escape:
  Jeremy: Conviently timed breakdowns of the door locks is conviently timed!
• This:
  Harley: And who the hell are you guys?!
  Jeremy: I don't know why she's so surprised. These guys look like the type that would f*ck around with a harley.
• COCAINE POWER!!!!
• Jeremy sins Harley for buying Peeps.
• This:
  Harley: The best way to impress a guy is by violence!
  Jeremy: DC's marketing campaign somehow makes it into the movie!
• This bit:
  Harley: Quit touching!
  Jeremy: He can't. He's just a beaver. Damning things is in his DNA.
• "Birds of Prey movie waits the entire runtime to Birds of Prey."
• At the shot of a goon in a strange mask:
  Jeremy: Oh sh*t, is this going to become a Purge movie?!
• This:
  Harley: Whip me.
  The Huntress: What?!
  Harley: Whip me!
  Jeremy: 50 Shades of Prey?!
• One of the outtakes:
  Cassandra: Because I ate it, OK?!
  Video: Plays [1].

Wonder Woman 1984

• The first sin of the video:
  Diana: Some days, my childhood feels very far away...
  Jeremy: That's because you are old, Diana. So very very old. This isn't very much of a surprise, is it? *ding* Also, Dianarration.
• During the Amazon's Olympic games:
  Jeremy: This is the most overcomplicated ball that I've seen in my life!
• As soon as the movie gets to the 80's, Jeremy gleefully begins pointing out 1980's pop-culture icons that didn't exist in 1984.
• This bit:
  Max Lord: You don't need a business degree or a pile of money to get started. You don't even have to work hard for it!
  Jeremy: America.
• "With all the sh*t we've seen Wonder Woman do in this day alone, not to mention the rest of the movie, it's amazing Batman only had WW1 pictures of her during the ''we've got sequels'' moment of Batman V Superman."
• When the camera pans over photographs of Steve Trevor:
  Jeremy: This pictures on for some time.
  • Later on:
  Jeremy: Diane only knew Steve Trevor for all of a month and she is still Chris Pine-ing over him all these years later. I've had a longer relatioship with the squirrel that keeps stealing my bird food! Ironically, he's also called Steve! F*cking Steve.
• Jeremy calls the movie out continously on how pathetic they have to make Barbara look, getting more annoyed each time.
• This bit:
  Barbara: Who are you again?
  Carol: Do the thing!
  Max Lord: Life is good but it can be better!
  Jeremy: Wow! You're the Mandalorian!
• This:
  Diane: Oh, I don't have a TV.
  Jeremy: Vegans.
  • Followed with:
  Max Lord: It's going to be a fun party. Hope you have something to wear.
  Jeremy: Max survives this.
• This bit:
  Steve: Wow, that's incredible.
  Jeremy: Good to know that Steve can still get a plane boner after 70 years.
• This:
  Steve: Would you like to see my futon?
  Jeremy: Oh sure, when Steve Trevor asks this, it's sexy. But when I do it, I get asked to leave and my library card revoked.
• This bit:
  Max Lord: I wish to be you.
  Jeremy: Max Lord doesn't turn into the Dreamstone, he just gets the ability to grant wishes.
  • "Also, it's time to talk about that name. MAX. LORD. ...That's all I wanted to say."
• This:
  Steve: I've had 3 pots of coffee and have been eating Pop-Tarts all morning.
  Jeremy: One sin for product placement. One sin for liking Pop-Tarts. One sin for the poor damage that bathroom is going to go through.
• This bit:
  Barbara: Funny, all this reading managed to fix my eyesight somehow.
  Jeremy: Reading.
• Jeremy gets incredibly annoyed at the Invisible Jet appearing in the movie, vowing to remove every sin from WW 84 if she uses it more then once. He then immediately wonders why it wasn't brought up in Justice League.
• When Diana uses her lasso to stop Max Lord's car but it stops working:
  Jeremy: Lasso of Truth is now a Lasso of Lies.
• This bit:
  Diana: Let's keep this our little secret.
  Jeremy: HOW IS IT A SECRET IF EVERYONE ELSE SAW IT?!
• "If this movie had been 90% more investigating and superheroics and 90% less 80's nostalgia and awkwardness, this would be 100% better! It's basic math, people."
• This:
  Steve: Diana, I know it's been hard.
  Jeremy: SKIP!
• This bit:
  Max Lord: What's this?
  President: Global Broadcast Satellite. A top-secret program that allows us to hijack any broadcast in the world!
  Jeremy: *glass breaking* Oh, I'm sorry, that was me throwing out my BS-O-Meter after it caught on fire from listening to this bullsh*t!
• This:
  President: It works by particle beam technology just like the Star Wars program.
  Jeremy: Roll Cre- Oops! You nearly got me.
• When Steve's soul leaves:
  Diane: I can't get rid of you!
  Jeremy: He ate Pop-Tarts. '''IN BED.''' LET HIM GO!
• As Barbara makes her wish:
  Barbara: An apex predator...like one that's never existed before.
  Jeremy: So definitely not a cheetah then? Also, cheetahs are not "apex predators". They are at best high level mesopredators!
• Jeremy eventually reaches his breaking point:
  Jeremy: How is this broadcast infecting computers IN THE 80'S?! NOOOOOOOOOOO!
• When Barbara's Cheetah form shows up:
  Jeremy: Scene does not include a Mungojerry.
• As Diane uses her lasso to swing across the sky:
  Jeremy: No one will be seated during the Circe De Soleil portion of the movie.
• This:
  Max Lord: Make a wish. ANY WISH!
  Jeremy: I wish this movie would end.
• At Linda Carter as Asteria:
  Asteria: I've been doing this for a long time. *winks at the audience*
  Jeremy: "Ma'am? Ma'am? Who are you winking at? Thank you for rescuing my child but that was just f*cking weird.

Zack Synder's Justice LeaguePart One:

• The sheer fact that the movie was so long that the channel had to divide the sins video into 2 parts in order to get it all in.
• After removing a sin for the WB logo variant, Jeremy promptly sins the DC Comics logo.
• When the film shows footage from the original Justice League cut:
  Jeremy: Previously in a worse movie... only this time, it's slower.
• This bit:
  Title: A Zach Snyder film
  Jeremy: Oh really, we're just going to remove Joss Whedon's name from this entirely, right? ...Wait, what's that? We're doing that across the board now? OK, no sin. *no sin is added*
• "Whoever flew this drone through this obvious CGI cut deserves a raise!"
• This:
  Title: J.K Simmons
  Jeremy: Oh cool, Synder fixed the total omission of J.K Simmons from the previous cut! I guess that means he'll have a HUGE character arc in this one.
• Jeremy cracks up at Batman walking slowly down the mountain with his horse, remarking that "I can see why we needed a four hour cut of this film."
• When Batman lets go of his horse:
  Jeremy: Guess I won't be needing THIS anymore!
• This bit:
  Title: PART 1: "Don't Count On It, Batman"
  Jeremy: Yep, because this is how movies normally go.
• Jeremy's frustration at the movie's glacial pace shows up early, when a group of women sing Aquaman a sea shanty:
  Jeremy: I could say "this goes on for some time" literally a million times in this movie but we're not even 13 MINUTES IN.
• Jeremy admits he likes the sequence where Wonder Woman fights the gangsters and is tempted to remove a sin but adds 5 instead after realising how little action there is in the film.
• This bit:
  Hippolyta: Evil does not sleep.
  Jeremy: Oh yeah? Then how do you explain that CinemaSins only releases ''2'' videos a week?! There's got to be some evil sleeping there.
• This:
  Steppenwolf: I have come to enlighten you to the great darkness!
  Jeremy: Honestly, a little more darkness would have helped you look more realistic.
• When the Amazons fight the parademons:
  Jeremy: Sometimes movies are cut down for a reason.
• As The Amazons ride their horses:
  Jeremy: YOU SPENT 70 MILLION DOLLARS AND YOU STILL COULDN'T MAKE THIS LOOK GOOD?! WHAT DID YOU SPEND IT ON?!
• This:
  Phillpus: I got it, just go!
  Jeremy: God damn it, when are The Transformers going to show up and help?!
• When the movie cuts to the second part:
  Title: PART 2: "The Age of Heroes"
  Jeremy: Oh yeah, this is a natural way to cut. This movie really needed to be cut up into six parts for narrative cohesion, not because the runtime was so long.
• This:
  Steppenwolf: It's toxic. That's good.
  Jeremy: Exxonmobile!
• "I know The Lourve is full of ancient art but this tubed TV is the most outdated thing in the museum."
• When Wonder Woman investigates the ancient ruins:
  Jeremy: This is very much Wonder Woman: The Mummy and I really wish Brendan Fraiser was around here somewhere.
• As Aquaman takes his shirt off and prepares to dive:
  Jeremy: Why does he bother putting on a shirt, just to rip it off? You'd think someone like Arthur would be into conservation more.
• This:
  Wonder Woman: As Darkseid waged war on Earth-
  Jeremy: Are we still narrating OVER AN HOUR into this thing?!
• Jeremy officially loses it with all of the exposition:
  Wonder Woman: To conquer, three boxes have to synchronize and join The Unity...
  Jeremy: '''WHAT THE F*CKING F*CKBALLS ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!'''
• Jeremy snaps at a member of the Green Lantern corps getting taken down so easily, practically screaming at the screen about how powerful they are. He ends it by calling the creators of the movie "mega-dopes".
• Jeremy legitimately laughs at the term "mother-boxes".
• As the men hide the third mother-box:
  Jeremy: These men assholes dug a four foot deep hole, buried the mother-box in it and called it a day like a bunch of teenagers who accidentally did a manslaughter but were too stupid to hide the weapon. Goddamn, this scene deserves 10 sins instead of one! *10 sins are added*
• Immediately followed with:
  Title: PART 3: "Beloved Mother, Beloved Son"
  Jeremy: Oh, f*ck my ass sideways.
• As The Flash saves a woman from a car crash:
  Jeremy: Is he ''fixing her hair'' before he saves her?! What the f*ck?!
  • Jeremy then sins The Flash for having a Calcuator watch.
• This:
  Steppenwolf: Where is it?
  Jeremy: It blows my mind that some people think this is a ''better'' looking version of the character.
• This bit:
  Wonder Woman: He's a cyborg.
  Jeremy: Roll cred- Oh right, he's the only one that's not getting a solo movie.
• When Cyborg flies:
  Jeremy: (cough cough) Iron Man. (cough cough)
• This:
  The Flash: You're The Batman?
  Jeremy: How does Barry know who Batman is but NOT Bruce Wayne?! Sure, Bats is famous but he's not one of the richest and most successful playboys in the world.
• This bit:
  Scientist: You're looking at the hottest thing on earth-
  Jeremy: Which is what m-
  Scientist: Exact words as I told my prom date!
  Jeremy: WHAT THE HELL, MAN?! That's my gig! Would this character from a terrible movie be excellent at Cinemasins?!
• This:
  Mara: Your mother left you to save your life.
  Jeremy: I had no idea how much Moses was in this guy's- ZZZZZZZ.
• The final sin of the part one video:
  Title: PART 4: "Change Machine".
  Jeremy: I WANT TO '''DIE.'''

Part Two:

• The fact that Part Two managed to get its own sin counter.
• Part Two picks up quite literally where the first one left off:
  Title: PART 4: "Change Machine".
  Jeremy: I WANT TO '''DIE.'''
• At a shot of the Justice League walking from behind:
  Jeremy: The Justice League of ASS.
• This bit:
  Cyborg: I didn't think you were real.
  Jeremy: My college girlfriend said the same thing to me when she-
• This:
  The Flash: I wish Superman was here right now.
  Jeremy: Because you two were ''so'' close.
• This bit:
  Steppenwolf: Ah, Amazon.
  Jeremy: This is the exact thing I say when I see a random-ass Camry pull up in my driveway and some stranger with no identification drops some sh*t that I ordered at my door. WHY CAN'T YOU HANDLE YOUR OWN DRIVERS IN YOUR VANS, BEZOS?!
• When Batman doesn't take part in the battle between Wonder Woman and Steppenwolf, Jeremy muses its because "he's at home, washing his tights".
• "Sure, Diana with all of her powers couldn't defeat him but maybe this 50 calibre can do the trick."
• Jeremy refers to Darkseid as "Sudden Molten Thanos".
• This:
  Cyborg: I speak to intelligence.
  Jeremy: And thus, Cyborg was forever banned from appearing in the state of Idaho. I'm kidding of course. Idaho is not a real state.
• This bit:
  Cyborg: Though the box had slept for thousands of years...
  Jeremy: This 4 hour movie has 6 hours worth of exposition!
• This obligatory reference:
  Lois Lane: Who is it?
  Martha Kent: Martha.
  Jeremy: She could have called, e-mailed, texted or sent a letter but instead, fake Clark's Mom decided to just come over here uninvited. Also, WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?!
• When Part 5 begins:
  Title: PART 5: "All The King's Horses"
  Jeremy: F*CK ME TUESDAY, there's a lot of parts!
• At another shot of Lois Lane:
  Jeremy: Well, at least this movie makes better use of Amy Ada- Hahahaahahahaaha. I couldn't say that with a straight face.
• When the Justice League revives Superman:
  Jeremy: Darkseid is just watching this like it's Monday Night Football! Hahahahahahaha, what a f*cking chump!
• This bit:
  Batman: Clark...listen to me.
  Jeremy: OK, not to beat a dead horse here but why doesn't he just say Martha?!
• At a shot of Silas Stone:
  Jeremy: How can one guy bring about the end of the earth in two franchises?!
• Jeremy removes a sin for being able to see the colour blue in Batman's suit.
• By the time the next part comes around:
  Title: PART 6: "Something Darker"
  Jeremy: AHHHHHHHHH! Kelly Clarkson!
• This:
  Batman: He's fought us...but not all of us together.
  Jeremy: Hahahahahahahah! Apes together strong Man Bat say.
• When Superman returns to Kent Farm:
  Superman: It's me, maw.
  Jeremy: Me-maw.
• This bit:
  Batman: Barry Allen was right here.
  Jeremy: Flashing back to The Flash in a flashback without actually flashing to the flashback.
• This:
  Alfred: Master Bruce, you need to see this.
  Jeremy: "Pardon me, might you be a dear and come hither to gander upon this" cliche.
• Jeremy sings a bastardised version of Jesus Christ Superstar when Superman regenerates with the sun:
  Jeremy: Superman...needs the sun...gives him a boner for the fight to come!
• This:
  Steppenwolf: Kill him! Get the units! Protect the singularity!
  Jeremy: Those sound like three different orders.
• As the Batmobile mows down Parademons:
  Jeremy: I never expected the Synder cut to be so much like the Speed Racer movie!
• When Superman arrives to stop Steppenwolf's axe:
  Jeremy: Hey, a LITERAL Deus Ex Machina!
• This:
  The Flash: Make your own future.
  Jeremy: Oh yeah? Well, I make my future to say "f*ck you" to this part of the movie. That's what I hope to for my future!
• When the movie seemingly fades out:
  Jeremy: Oh thank god. Well, it was better than the previous version but I'm exhausted and think that:
  Title: EPILOGUE
  Jeremy: F*CK A C*CKSUCKING D*CK WITH A SH*TPOLE F*KASS BITCH!
• Jeremy's summary of the Aquaman portion of the Epilogue
  Jeremy: Arthur stares at Mera. Mera stares at Arthur. Arthur stares back. This movie refuses to end.
• This:
  Batman: Room for a big table here with six chairs...
  Wonder Woman: And room for more.
  Jeremy: Gag me with a f*cking jagged spoon over this Hallmark f*cking greeting card ending bullsh*t.
• This bit:
  The Joker: Isn't that right...Batman?
  Jeremy: *adds 30 sins to the counter*
• The final sin:
  Martian Manhunter: Oh, and my name is Martian Manhunter.
  Jeremy: JESUS CHRIST, CAN WE JUST F*CKING '''END?!'''
• The sentence? Bore it to death with Ben Stein from Ferris Bueller droning off in the background.

The Suicide Squad

• The death of the Thinker: "Doctor Who is splat."

DC Films

• "DC Comics" *ding*

Batman: Assault on Arkham

• This bit:
  The Riddler: Riddle me this: why didn't I quit while I was ahead?
  Jeremy: Oh! Oh! I know! When it's ajar, right?!
• When Batman catches The Riddler:
  Batman: You helped him, Nigma! Tell me where it is.
  Jeremy: Batman plays the pronoun game so we have to find out what the hell "he" and "it" is. My guess is that "he" is Razzle Frazzle Nincompop and "it" is an Italian/Pakistani restaurant. So, I guess Batman is going after small business owners so here's 2 sins.
• At the appearance of Black Spider:
  Jeremy: Damn, I guess that Spider-Man multiverse is so popular, it's even getting into DC's territory.
• Jeremy is horrified at Harley Quinn's introduction having her bite off someone's ear and no one noticing.
• When KGBeast is killed:
  Jeremy: "Villain doesn't believe Amanda Waller, tries to escape and gets blown up" cliche.
• "Let's look past that I have ZERO clue where this computer screen came from...actually, let's not look past that."
• This bit:
  Amanda Waller: He downloaded a file containing the history and identities of every single member of the Suicide Squad.
  Jeremy: "I put them in a folder labelled Unimportant Stuff on my desktop."
• This:
  Killer Frost: Good one. Good Shark.
  Jeremy: My boner hasn't been this worried since the great "Shape of Water" incident of 2017!
• At a sex scene with Harley:
  Jeremy: Remember, she's only a cartoon...remember, she's only a cartoon!
• This bit:
  Deadshot: This is crap, Waller!
  Jeremy: I agree. This movie has Batman in the title and so far, it's just a Suicide Squad vehicle!
• These two sins in succession:
  Jeremy: Getting turned on by a corpse. *ding*
  Guard: Ah, me goolies!
  Jeremy: Me goolies.
• At a shot of the Suicide Squad walking together:
  Jeremy: Reservior Squad!
• When Harley murders a guard:
  Harley: Yahtzee.
  Jeremy: Trying to different a "blood-thirsty murderous" Yahtzee from a "orgasmic" Yahtzee for Ms. Quinn. It would really help me masturbate...uh, I mean, understand her character better!
• This bit:
  Killer Frost: It's Batman!
  Jeremy: Gee, ''YA THINK''?!
• As Batman attacks a member of the Suicide Squad:
  Jeremy: ...I honestly forgot who this one even is.
• This:
  Guard: Remember that one time Mad Hatter-
  Jeremy: Hey, remember that one time one of these animated Batman movies didn't mention or show every F*CKING member of Batman's rogue gallery? No? Good, because that movie DOESN'T EXIST!
• Jeremy notes that King Shark is a ripoff of several iconic characters including "Killer Croc, The Incredible Hulk Jaws from James Bond, Jaws from Jaws and John Ferguson from Vertigo."
• When Black Spider is shown in half a Batman suit:
  Jeremy: Man, poor Gus Fring is always getting exploded.
• Jeremy gets incredibly frustrated when the movie boils down to "yet another battle between The Joker and Batman, like that's anything we haven't seen a million times already. It's like they think fans can't handle anything new."
• This bit:
  Harley: It'll be just like old times.
  The Joker: Oh...
  Jeremy: I think it's weird that The Joker has sex.
• "Meanwhile, Batman calls his plane from THE MOON."
• One of the outtakes plays audio from Samuel L. Jackson's death from Deep Blue Sea over King Shark eating a guard.
• Another outtake:
  The Joker: I'll put someone else in his skin!
  Caster Troy: I want to take his face...off.

Batman Forever

• "Bat-bulge."
• The "drive-thru" joke, introducing audiences to the jokey Batman of the Joel Schumacher films.
• His lament over Billy Dee Williams not reprising his role of Harvey Dent from the Tim Burton films.
• "Joel Schumacher Dutch Angles the SH*T out of this downtown crime scene. This ain't your big brother's Batman, folks."
• Jeremy's joke on Chase Meridian's face upon seeing Batman descend out of nowhere:
  Jeremy: The director said "Nicole, just make the face you made the first time you saw Tom Cruise's bank account balance."
• The hilariously panicky bank security guard and his over the top reactions to everything from Two-Face's boiling acid trap ("OH NO! *ding* IT'S BOIIIIIILING ACIIIID!") to Batman borrowing his hearing aid to listen for Two-Face ("HEY! THAT'S MY HEARING AID!") It's actually enough that Jeremy hopes the guy doesn't make it out alive.
  Jeremy: You ever watch a movie with a victim you actually hope doesn't make it?
• Chase getting a ... feel of Batman's batsuit. And her reaction.
  Jeremy: That just happened. In a goddamn Batman movie.
• Edward Nygma, post whacking a guy over the head with a coffee jug.
  Riddler: Caffeeeeeeine'll KILL YA!
  Jeremy: Ladies & gentlemen, Riddler Ventura, Mask Detective.
• Jeremy points out Riddler's already supervillain-esque real name of "Edward Nygma." Bearing in mind that this was before it was changed to the less Narm-y "Eddie Nashton."
  Jeremy: My parents knew I would need a Riddler-esque name when I was born so...
• The Nightwing joke when Alfred inspects Dick Grayson's old circus helmet and sees a robin painted on the front (the bird, not Dick's superhero identity.)
  Alfred: Is this ... a robin?
  Jeremy: Nope, it's a Nightwing, but those things get confused from time to time.
• The R insignia on Robin's armour.
  Batman: "R." What's that for?
  Jeremy: A word no one's allowed to use anymore after Tropic Thund-
  Dick: Robin!
  Jeremy: Ohhhhhh, right. It's that. It's Robin.
• The Stinger mocking Bruce Wayne temporarily giving up the cape and cowl with Peter Parker claiming "I am Spider-Man no more."

Batman: Hush

• At the Logo Joke with Daffy Duck coming out of the WB shield:
  Jeremy: Let's begin a dark as f*ck Batman movie with Daffy Duck. I wonder if Warner Brothers will use the Angry Birds in their logo for the reissue of Heavy Metal.
• When Nightwing escapes assassins:
  Jeremy: Doing backhands to escape bullets. It's the Mary Lou Retton School of Gymnasticing Away from Things!
• This bit:
  Bruce Wayne: Tom and I were inseperable as kids. Especially after losing my parents.
  Jeremy: Whoa, wait a minute. Bruce lost his parents?! Gee, I hope they show us how later on in the movie.
• This:
  Hush: Hush, Batman.
  Jeremy: Eh, close enough. Credits roll!
• This bit:
  Batgirl: Alfred, Bruce is hurt. Really hurt.
  Jeremy: Super-Mega-hurt. Triple-Dog-Dare-hurt!
• This:
  Tom: Bruce, I will always be your friend.
  Jeremy: He will not.
• When Batman arrives at Arkham:
  Batman: Another mission with your so-called Suicide Squad.
  Jeremy: What are we...some kind of, ah....terrible movie?
• Jeremy loses it when Superman and Lois Lane show up, demanding why DC chose to call it a Batman movie.
• The Running Gag about Jeremy's annoyance at the continous double entendres between Poison Ivy and Catwoman.
• When Batman fights a brainwashed Superman:
  Jeremy: I am going to riot if either of these two says Martha.
• As Harley Quinn interrupts an opera performance:
  Jeremy: Wow, Gotham citizens don't even care about supervillains anymore. It's like earthquakes in LA to them.
• The Running Gag about Jeremy's comments of the poor animation comes to a head when he notices The Joker laughing without moving his lips.
• At a shot of a Jack-In-the-Box covered in blood:
  Jeremy: This is what happens when clown porn goes on too long.
• This bit:
  Catwoman: Mind if I tag along?
  Jeremy: Things a few dozen YouTube channels said to CinemaSins a few years after we got popular.
• As Clayface attempts to kill Batman:
  The Joker: And I thought we had something special.
  Jeremy: JESUS CHRIST! Is the Lego Batman Movie somehow canon to all of DC now?!
• When Batman fights The Riddler:
  Batman: You create riddles a fifth-grader could solve and you call yourself The Riddler. The lack of imagination is staggering!
  Jeremy: Man, Bill Finger and Dick Sprang would beat your ass for saying that.
• One of the outtakes:
  The Riddler: Who are you?!
  Batman: My name is Darth Vader. I am an extraterrestrial from the Planet Vulcan!

Batman: The Killing Joke

• When Batman shows up with a cup of coffee for Batgirl, Jeremy admits curiosity to what the conversation was like when he purchased it. One can't help but be reminded of a certain scene from Justice League where Batman buys coffee.
• The start of the infamous sex scene
  Jeremy: Batgirl defeats Batman?!?! What the hell is going on.. (Batgirl kisses Batman) WHAT THE F*CK?!
• In the gag reel...
  Comissioner Gordon: Oh, god. Oh, god!
  Batman: It's okay. Let it come.
  Comissioner Gordon: Um, phrasing?

Batman: Mask of the Phantasm

• Jeremy is confused at Bugs Bunny appearing during the WB logo and goes off on a tangent about a crossover where he was a cannibal and Batman had to stop him:
  Jeremy: Frank Miller wrote some DARK stuff, man.
• At the chorus under the opening credits:
  Jeremy: Batman: Hunt for Red October.
• "Well, you certainly can't just leave out your exploding gas balls hanging out. And when you have them out WHILE wearing wrinkly tights, nothing gets you kicked out of a movie theater faster."
• This bit:
  Andrea: Nice footwork. Can you dance, too?
  Jeremy: If I had a nickel for everytime that me jujitsing a girlfriend ended up what us making out...I wouldn't have any nickels.
• This:
  The Phantasm: Time to pay for your sins, Mr. Bronski.
  Jeremy: Holy sh*t, this is CinemaSins' team building exercises!
• This bit:
  Commissioner Gordon: This is one of the hot young Turks from my legal department.
  Jeremy: (sounding legitimately confused) That's...racist?
• The Running Gag of Jeremy's annoyance over the movie's flashbacks as well as continuing to use the Wayne Family gravestone.
  • At one point, Jeremy claims he'd remove all the sins as well as all the sins from The Room and The Last Airbender if the filmmakers tried something else.
• When The Joker first arrives with his trademark laugh:
  Jeremy: Why does The Joker sound like Chucky?
• When Salvatore Valestra makes a deal with The Joker.:
  Salvatore Valestra: This isn't a joke! You've got to stop Batman! He's been knocking us out and you're the only one who can take him down!
  Jeremy: But he hasn't in the hundred or so previous encounters. Does Bane not exist in this universe?
• This:
  Batman: Where is your father?
  Andrea: Missing. Why don't you look in Madagascar?
  Jeremy: You can go there in 12 years, but I don't think you'll like what you find there.
• When The Joker gets too close to one of the World of Tomorrow robots:
  Jeremy: The Joker had DEFINITELY f*cked that thing before.
• Jeremy makes a handy pie chart showcasing Batman's character throughout the movie: [2]◊
• One of the stingers replaces The Phantasm's dialogue with Skeletor's gloating.

Batman & Robin

• The title: "Everything Wrong With 'Batman & Robin' in an Awful Lot of Minutes"
• "Joel Schumacher." *ding* "Also, Film." *ding*
• "Did you ever want to know how much of an ego Arnold Schwarzenegger has? His name appears before the guy who plays Batman."
• "So Freeze's escape plan was to turn his car into a rocket, launch out of the museum through the tiny skylight, climb to 30,000 feet and then exit the rocket ... leaving it to crash and destroy all of Gotham while Freeze gently glides ... back to the same museum ... in the heart of Gotham?" *ding*
• This response to an early line from Batman:
  Batman: This is why Superman works alone.
  "Really? What was all that Justice League sh*t then?" [Ding]
• In response to Mr. Freeze's "What killed the dinosaurs?" quip:
  "Well, I was gonna go with meteor. But then I saw Pacific Rim, and they said it was Kaiju. Honestly, I'm inclined to believe anything at this point."
• "How did Clooney ever see straight with his head bobbing like this? The guy looks like he's in a constant for A Night at the Roxbury."
• Jeremy's reaction to the Bat-Credit Card. It's quite like The Nostalgia Critic's yet worlds apart due to Jeremy's usual tone.
  "Why does the card have a sound effect? It's a f*cking credit card. Are we suddenly in a kung fu movie?" *ding* "Also, Bat-Credit Card."
• The Stinger punctuating the thawing of Gotham with "Here Comes The Sun"
• Another Stinger joke: Barbara meets Max Headroom.

Batman: Under The Red Hood

• Jeremy immediately calls out Ah Guhl for partnering with The Joker, noting that "if he wanted a less crazier and zanier partner, he should have gone with Condiment Man or Kite Man".
• On The Joker's voice actor ^note John DiMaggio:
  Jeremy: Not the best Joker laugh I've heard. Sound like he's coming off a three day Bender.
• "No wonder Gotham City has so much crime. They spend all their money on dirigibles."
• This bit:
  Henchman: It's called Amazo!
  Jeremy: I know it's from the comics but, really? Amazo? Why not Impressiv-o? Neat-o? Coolio? Oh wait.
• This:
  Nightwing: It has all the weaknesses of a human being!
  Jeremy: So, an addiction to Oreos and pornography, then?
• Jeremy getting angrier and angrier at all the As You Know and Info Dumping, even telling R'as if Everyone Knew Already, why Parrot Exposition?
  Jeremy: Is one of Nightwing's superhero aliases Captain Obvious?
• Jeremy repeatingly calls out Red Hood for not killing Batman when he has the chance.
• This bit:
  Nightwing: Not to belabor a point-
  Alfred: And yet, that is all you seem to do.
  Jeremy: Alfred would be exemplary at Cinemasins.
• This:
  Red Hood: Are you afraid at facing your greatest failure? Or is it that I'm a better Batman than you?
  Jeremy: This is what Christian Bale says to George Clooney all the time.
• The final sin:
  Batman: This changes nothing.
  Jeremy: Then why'd you make a movie about it then?!

Batman vs Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

• "Ninja-proof notebooks."
• Jeremy adds 5 sins for the long opening credits, noting that it's admittedly cool art design wouldn't save it.
• During the opening credits:
  Jeremy: Either the Turtles left two pizzas out in the rain or they just littered on the sidewalk. Either way, that's not the Turtles I know and am... completely ambivalent about.
• Jeremy points out that Batman is leaving coffee unattended near the Batcomputer.
• When the Turtles read a map of Gotham City:
  Jeremy: Oh, I see we're in that version of the DC Universe where Metropolis and Gotham City are bay relatives. And it's still just as stupid.
• This bit:
  Michelangelo: A gun umbrella? A gun-brella?! HOW COOL IS THAT?!
  Jeremy: I don't know, Mikey. How cool was it when his henchmen used the same thing A MINUTE AGO?!
• This:
  Donatello: It's always time for accuracy, Leo.
  Jeremy: Donnie would be a ninja at Cinemasins.
• Jeremy admits that the Batman against Shredder fight is badass, but begrudgingly notes that it goes on for too long.
• When the Turtles battle Batman:
  Michelangelo: Nunchaku to the face! I said, "the face!"
  Jeremy: Maybe telling your opponent what your attack strategy is isn't that beneficial, Mikey.
• This bit:
  Ra's al Ghul: I hope you can deliver all that you've promised.
  Shredder: Perhaps a demonstration is in order.
  Jeremy: I would give back all the sins, plus 300 more, if Robert Van Winkle came out and began singing the Ninja Rap as part of the demonstration.
• This:
  Ninja: For the glory of the head of the demon!
  Jeremy: My college girlfriend's pre-fellatio prep talk somehow makes it into the movie!
• This bit:
  Leonardo: The way he fought us: avoiding lethal blows, studying our movements, he wanted to figure us out...he's a detective.
  Jeremy: I have a feeling that in the past 10 years, Warner Brothers realised that Batman fans jizz and juice everytime anyone calls him a detective, so they put out a memo that all Batman related media needs at least 3 mentions of him being a detective.
• When the Turtles discover the Batcave:
  Jeremy: Oh sure, years of supervillain geniuses couldn't figure it out, but these pubescent mutated martial-arts terrapins can do it in half a day with a computer!
• This:
  Robin: Then I might as well tell you where Shredder and The Foot Clan are.
  Jeremy: You should have done that in the first place. F*cking Robin.
• Jeremy bemoans the idea of the crossover:
  Jeremy: It's bad enough when you have to play all the hits from one universe, but this movie has to squeeze in references from TWO!
• An unexpected reference:
  Raphael: Seems like this League of Assassins is just another ninja deal.
  Jeremy: Where's Michael Dudakoff when you need him?
• This:
  Batman: Shredder might have his ninja moves, but I have a utility belt.
  Jeremy: Oh, Batman's a total idiot in this. Are we SURE that Zach Synder didn't direct this?
• When the TMNT tell Commissioner Gordon what they are:
  Michelangelo: Teenagers.
  Donatello: Mutants.
  Raphael: Ninjas.
  Leonardo: Turtles.
  Jeremy: I've never seen a Roll Credits moment that was so much NOT a Roll Credits and yet was a Roll Credits moment at the same time.
• Jeremy is confused about the Arkham Asylum inmates becoming mutants, noting that "the turtles drank the mutagin and became bigger turtles. It's not like Johnathan Crane is part scarecrow!"
• This bit:
  Bane: Didn't they tell you about me, little turtle? I'm the man that broke the bat!
  Jeremy: No, Bane, because you never talk about anything else. Bane's that guy that talks about only one thing at a party.
• This:
  Two-Face: Glad you could join us, Batman. You're just in time for the coin toss!
  Batman: Two-Face?
  Jeremy: Gee, what gave it away?
• When Hyena-Harley attempts to seduce Snake-Joker:
  Harley: Don't cry, Mr. J! I love your scales.
  Jeremy: I'm now wondering what snake-on-dog action looks like and I'm blaming you, Batman VS Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles...at least, this time.
• Immediately followed with:
  Michelangelo: That's disgusting!
  Jeremy: Kink-shaming.
• When Batman avoids the Mutagen-antidote:
  Leonardo: Hold still!
  Jeremy: Anti-Vaxxers.
• Jeremy almost removes a sin for the excellent comedy with Baxter Stockman but decides not to due to the movie's erratic tone.
• This bit:
  Michelangelo: Did anyone else realise that Batman is Bruce Wayne?!
  Jeremy: Eh, you take this one for me, Donnie.
  Donatello: You knew the Batcave was under Wayne Manor.
• Jeremy mentions that the ending is "One Louis Gossett Jr away from being Jaws 3D."
• Jeremy's reaction to Shredder's plan:
  Jeremy: So this machine will rain down mutagen on the citizens of Gotham City, turning them all into, let's say, MUTANTS. Which will cause chaos and thwart superheroes by making the population no longer men and women but, let's say... EX-MEN and women. Where have I seen this before...oh, right! The Amazing Spider-Man!
• When Leonardo defeats Ra's al Ghul with a Groin Attack:
  Jeremy: The movie went to the "Ow My Balls school of Entertainment".
• This:
  Batgirl: We did it.
  Jeremy: There's no "Robin" in the word "we", so this checks out.
• This bit:
  Michelangelo: We need a codeword. Something Batman would never say!
  Jeremy: The word "Martha" might do the trick.
• One of the outtakes:
  The Penguin: Why, I've become like all of you. Fearful. Savage...
• Another outtake:
  Poison Ivy: Although all this talk makes a plant...hungry.
  Audrey II: I'm starving, baby!

Catwoman

• The video description:
  Video description: This movie is f*cking terrible. We counted the sins of Catwoman and we regret it.
• The opening sin:
  Jeremy: I may be in the minority, but when a superhero movie begins with Egyptain hieroglyphics to tell a story, I know it's going to be a bad movie.
• Jeremy's comments about the opening music:
  Jeremy: Man, this music has me nostalgic for 90's softcore porn. Gabriella Hall. 2 A.M with a class at 6. Just try to go to sleep then...
• This:
  Catwoman: It all started on the day that I died.
  Catwoman: -But that comes later.
  Jeremy: F*ck you.
• At a shot of some CGI buildings:
  Jeremy: Destination for this cityscape shot: this very real building in Realsville, Reality on Truth Street, located next to Vertias Park.
• This:
  Catwoman: I was supposed to be an artist. Instead, I was designing advertisements for beauty cream!
  Jeremy: The non-stop narration, the metro-hustle young achiever trying to find their way. Are we SURE this isn't a backdoor CW Arrowverse pilot?
• "Imagine hiring the new face of a beauty product you're about to launch and you have Halle f*cking Berry working for you right under your nose and you don't even consider her."
• At a shot of a cat:
  Jeremy: Fore-meowing.
• This:
  Jeremy: As you can guess by the 7 cuts in this scene, the probability of grabbing a woman reaching out with one arm and grabbing someone who was already falling and saving them is probably super low.
• This bit:
  Tom Lone: You rescued someone else's cat? That's...wow.
  Jeremy: Johnathan Pangborn would be excellent at CinemaSins.
• This:
  George: You scientists. You're worse than models, always having to be coddled...
  Jeremy: That's scient-ist.
• This:
  George: I don't care that the FDA never found out about the headaches or the nausea or the fainting spells....
  Jeremy: Funny, I'm getting all 3 from watching this scene.
• "Movie fails to give a take drugs now warning for audience about to view this scene."
• When Patience becomes Catwoman:
  Jeremy: So far, I've learned that cats have zoom vision, live in the uncanny valley, and can jump 30 feet in the air. I love documentaries where you learn so much.
• Jeremy's response to Patience and the catnip is torn between being "disgusting, befuddled or turned on". He then declares the movie "disguddlerousing."
• "Movie somehow takes one of the most badass women in the DC Universe and turns her movie into some run of the mill 90's romantic comedy produced in 2004. What the hell, Warner?!"
• This:
  Catwoman: Time to accessorize!
  Jeremy: Subltly, thy name is Catwoman.
• This bit:
  Catwoman: You thought you were going to steal all these jewels?! What a purr-fect idea!
  Jeremy: Hey! I just realised something! (Beat) This movie is terrible!
• At one point, Jeremy slows down the fight scene footage and gleefully points out every instance of Catwoman missing her hits.
• "You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see a superhero movie worse than Batman and Robin."
• At one point, Jeremy comments that the action sequences look more like cutscenes.
• Jeremy adds 100 thousand sins for the movie's choppy editing.
• Jeremy remarks that the movie is so much like a romantic comedy, it doesn't deserve the title "Catwoman". He then proceeds to come up with several alternatives:
  Jeremy: She's All Cat? When Tommy Met Halle? My Big Cat Greek Wedding?!
• When a Ferris Wheel goes haywire:
  Jeremy: Did this movie suddenly turn into Final Destination?!
• "I guess Catwoman's heightened senses couldn't detect the abilities of...Sharon Stone."
• Jeremy skips the entire romantic dinner scene 3 times in a row.
• Jeremy's comments on the police computer:
  Jeremy: Hahahahah. Out of all the stupid techno nonsense to ever nonsense its techno, this is the techno nonsensiest.
• "Yay! Your husband died! Beauty treatments!"
• "I promise that I'd sin this literal catfight finale if I could tell what the hell was going on."
• The Bonus Round of every time Catwoman has a blank expression on her face.

Constantine

• At the beginning of the movie:
  Jeremy: Who just reaches down into a dark hole like that? Do you want to get eaten by Pennywise? Because that's how you get eaten by Pennywise.
  • Immediately after, when a car runs over a character:
  Jeremy: Ahh! Sudden Christine!
• "Jesus, there's so much focus on this cigarette, it makes me wonder if IT'S Constantine. And also, if that'd be a better movie."
• This bit:
  Constantine: This is Constantine.
  Jeremy: Roll Exor-Credits.
• When the demon in the mirror is shattered:
  Jeremy: This sh*t works.
• This:
  Gabriel: Bless me, Father. I have sinned.
  Jeremy: I think this movie is confessing!
• When the cattle collapses as Manuel walks past them:
  Jeremy: Manuel is a dick to cattle.
• This:
  Chas: John! Hey, John!
  Jeremy: Keanu Reeves plays a character named John cliche. Oh, you don't think so? How about Johnny Utah, Johnathan Harker, Don John, Johnny Mnemoic, John from a movie called "Generation Um", John Wick, Johnny Silverhand in the upcoming Cyberpunk 2077 series and John Rain.
• This bit:
  Gabriel: Still trying to buy your way into heaven?
  Constantine: What about those minions I sent back?
  Jeremy: Judging from the Summer of 2020, you didn't work hard enough to send them back. Video cuts to a poster of "Minions 2: Rise of Gru".
• At a shot of the locust demon:
  Jeremy: Look, I've waited a long time for a movie to accurately depict The Bugblatter Beast of Traal and to have him taken out by a car is a huge missed opportunity.
• Jeremy notes that the biggest sin of the movie is Constantine continuously turning down Angela, noting any man would be crazy to turn down Rachael Weisz.
• After a Jump Scare performed by a bus:
  Jeremy: Ironically, that bus had to go over 50 miles an hour or else it would explode and not be an effective jump scare.
• "I believe Constantine's depiction of Hell to be the most accurate: Mortal Kombat and Spawn level effects in a swirling misasma of hurricane winds."
• This:
  Angela: How is this possible?!
  Jeremy: It's not.
• This bit:
  Constantine: Angels and demons can't cross over into our plane.
  Jeremy: Unfortunately, they did. And then we got Inferno.
• At one point, Jeremy theorises that the movie is a sequel to The Devil's Advocate.
• Jeremy notes that the movie never shows Angela do any detective work and sums it up thusly:
  Jeremy: It'd be like if Columbo couldn't figure out who the murderer was, so he went home to take a bath.
• When Jeremy sins something Midnite did, he stops to sin the name Midnite before continuing his sentence.
• When Chas is killed:
  Jeremy: Mammon does something to Shia La Beouf that most of Hollywood's directors and actors have thought of doing. That's fine. But why not do this to Constantine instead?
• When Gabriel steps on Constantine's face:
  Jeremy: Quentin Tarentino's Constantine!
• When the Devil playfully dangles Constantine's lighter in front of him:
  Jeremy: God damn. Lucifer is a MEGA DICK.

Joker

• The title, which notes that it's being counted in Not-Very-Controversial Minutes.
• At the Logo Joke:
  Jeremy: A retro-style logo doesn't work if you leave "WarnerMedia" in the byline.
• This bit:
  Voice: I'm not out that long to smell it. But I know it doesn't look good.
  Jeremy: Wow, it's rare for a movie to give itself critical reviews at all, let alone so early!
• A sin is added for a billboard of a movie called "Strip Search", as Jeremy implies that he would much rather watch that movie instead.
• At the title card:
  Jeremy: DAMN, MOVIE. The size of this title card makes you think you have a tiny penis. It's like Joker saw Captain America: Civil War and started a comic book movie giant text war.
• "If I had to walk up these steps every time to get home, I WOULD LITERALLY DIE."
  • Jeremy then adds 10 sins for "all the asshats that inconvience people on these steps".
• Immediately followed with:
  Jeremy: Also also, I wouldn't touch those damn handrails if you paid me 100 dollars.
• When Arthur mentions Thomas Wayne:
  Jeremy: SUPER CASUAL Batman reference is SUPER CASUAL.
• "Arthur Fleck dreams about being friends with his favorite talk show host. MY dreams are having my kidney stolen by ninja-cows."
• At Arthur's bathroom:
  Jeremy: Hey, remember when we used to cover our toilet seats WITH CARPET?!
• "Joker Stalking. Jalking? Jokalking?!"
• This bit:
  Bruce Wayne: I'm Bruce.
  Jeremy: Bruce what? Bruce Almighty? Bruce Willis? BRUCE VILANCHE?!
• "If this wasn't called Joker, would you have seen it?"
• Jeremy calls out the notion of Arthur managing to disguise himself as an usher, having Chris come in to explain why it wouldn't work.
• When Arthur laughs madly after being rejected by Sophia:
  Jeremy: And now for five minutes of this. Because Oscar Bait movie gotta bait.
• This bit:
  Jeremy: Something I'd never thought I'd have to write: The Joker dances too much in this movie.
• At the famous stairway dance scene:
  Jeremy: This is the WEIRDEST Purge movie I've ever seen.
• This bit:
  Joker: Comedy is subjective, Murray!
  Jeremy: I have a bad feeling that he's talking about CinemaSins.
• This:
  Joker: Everyone yells and screams! NO ONE'S CIVIL ANYMORE!
  Jeremy: Facebook.
• One of the most brutal comments to date:
  Joker: WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU TAKE A MENTALLY ABUSED LONER AND TREAT HIM LIKE TRASH?!
  Jeremy: He becomes president?
• "What?! Bruce Wayne's parents are murdered?!"
• When The Joker poses at the riots:
  Jeremy: Jesus Christ Joker Car.
• One of the outtakes shows Arthur Fleck running into Heath Ledger's Joker in the cop car.
• Another outtake replaces the news broadcast with the video of the aliens from Signs.

Jonah Hex

• These three sins in succession:
  Jeremy: 55 seconds of logos! Also, DC comics.
  Production Logo: WEED ROAD PRODUCTIONS
  Jeremy: Also, Weed Road. That reminds me, I've got to get on Weed Road before subjecting myself to the next hour and twenty-one minutes.
• This bit:
  Jonah: War and me took to each other real well.
  Jeremy: Jonaharration.
• This:
  Jonah: The feeling you were doing what you thought was right. When you weren't.
  Jeremy: Watching The Cosby Show.
• When Jonah is tortured by Quentin:
  Jeremy: I don't know which one's worse here. I mean, one's Malkovich so he's clearly evil but the other one is Thanos so HE'S clearly evil!
• This:
  Quentin: You took everything that I loved, Jonah Hex.
  Jeremy: Roll credits!
• At Burke's appearance:
  Jeremy: Discount Micha- HOLY F*CK, this movie wastes such a good cast!
• This, if only for Jeremy's legit frustration:
  Jonah: See, talking to the dead ain't natural...
  Jeremy: IS HE GOING TO NARRATE THE ENTIRE F*CKING THING?!
• Even though he admits it was probably done as a money saving technique, Jeremy loves the animated parts and wish they just made it an animated movie.
• At the shot of horse gatling-guns, Jeremy removes 10 sins but adds 19 sins at the same time for how ridiculous and awesome it is.
  • Immediately followed with:
  Jeremy: Not everything that looks good on paper will look good on film.
• Jeremy is fascinated at a henchman who hides in a coffin, demanding his story being told. After he is immediately shot and killed, Jeremy's reaction is a disappointed "Oh well".
• When a building explodes:
  Jeremy (sounding like he's on the verge of cracking up): Was there a natural gas leak or something?!
• At the shot of a train billowing smoke:
  Jeremy: Pollution.
• When the train robbers blow up the train:
  Jeremy: Well, that's definitely murder.
• This bit:
  Ulysses S. Grant: The fate of the very world may rest on the shoulders of Jonah Hex.
  Jeremy: You could say this about today and I'd believe you.
• When Jonah and Lilah have sex, Jeremy has some interesting questions:
  Jeremy: You think she ever tongues that hole in his cheek. "French my hole, baby, french my hole."
• An alternative sin to a location title card:
  Jeremy: The "wanted poster" font on these title cards only makes it harder to read, FYI.
• When Jonah attacks Jeb:
  Jeremy: Nine cuts for seven seconds of footage. Did DC let Marvel direct this shot?!
  • In the next sin, Jeremy points out " seven cuts in three seconds of footage! This is not filmmaking. This is because you didn't storyboard correctly and wanted to fix it in editing and its F*CKING ANNOYING."
• At one point, Jeremy puts the Peanuts adult noises over the film's endless exposition.
• When Jonah raids the catacombs:
  Jeremy: Dear Sense of Direction, can you please show up during this catacomb shoot-out? No?! Well, f*ck you!
• This:
  Quentin: Jonah Hex is still alive.
  Jeremy: Honestly, if you took out every instance of characters saying "Jonah Hex", you'd shave off 14 minutes of runtime.
• Jeremy admits his love for Burke:
  Jeremy: Michael Fassbender is in a completely different movie; one that I'd much rather be watching.
• When Jonah vomits out a crow:
  Jeremy: Best party trick EVER.
• This bit:
  Quentin: Arm the weapon!
  Jeremy: Things I say every time I get a boner somehow makes it into the movie.
• "It's interesting to note that this movie had a worse climax than Wild Wild West. AND WILD WILD WEST HAD A GIANT ROBOT SPIDER."
• One of the outtakes:
  Jonah: This is my story.
  Jeremy: Who am I? You sure you want to know?
• Another one of the outtakes plays President Harlett's speech over Quentin's Independence Day speech.
• Yet another outtake splices in the destruction of Alderaan over Quentin's superweapon.

Justice League: Dark

• After the traditional DC Comics sin, we get:
  Title Card: WASHINGTON D.C.
  Jeremy: DC, the city. Look, it's a perfectly fine place but the brand DC taints everything with those initials! Direct current, AC/DC, disco cowboys and magicians from Vegas that made the Statue of Liberty disappear.
• At a shot of a dimly lit warehouse:
  Jeremy: Justice League: Saw!
• This bit:
  Demon: Yeah, not one bit! Eheheheheheh!
  Jeremy: Demon #3 here must have watched Karate Kid all the time and wanted to be the "get a body bag" guy of the DC Comics universe.
• Jeremy's hilarious retort to a threat:
  Demon: Your ass is grass, Constantine!
  Other demon: Yeah, and we're the lawnmower!
  Jeremy: So, most of the time you sit in a shed unused and the rest of the time, keep him looking good by shedding the overgrown parts? What a weird thing to offer.
• This bit:
  Bystander: Zatanna and Batman? What the hell?!
  Jeremy: Huh, they put in the actual pitch of this movie!
• Jeremy is left speechless at the literal toilet monster in the movie.
  • Jeremy actually ends up removing a sin at Batman grunting in confusion over it, noting that he's feeling the same as the audience.
• This:
  Death: The single most powerful conduit of evil known throughout the world-
  Jeremy: Auto-playing Youtube ads?
• "You know you don't have to use magic for literally everything, Constantine?! Coincidentally, "Wizard and asshole extraordinaire" is also what's on my business card. Actually, it's "Wizard and asshole extraordinaire, bitch!" because I love The Social Network...what was I saying now?"
• Jeremy gets so pissed off at the magic asspulls that he adds 50 sins.
• This:
  Commissoner Gordon: The Justice League are on their way...
  Jeremy: 5 minutes until the credits? Yeah, that sounds about right.
• One of the outtakes:
  Demon: You'll pay for this, Constantine!
  Other demon: YOUR SOUL WILL BE OURS!
  Deadite: I'LL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL! I'LL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL!

Justice League: The Flashpoint Paradox

• Jeremy continously refers to Captain Atom as "Canada-Man" throughout the video.

Suicide Squad: Hell to Pay

• This bit:
  Deadshot: I'm good to go. Punch and Jewelee, not so sure.
  Jeremy: Discount Christian Slat- HOLY SH*T, that really IS Christian Slater. Alright...Discount Will Smith then.
• When the Suicide Squad is briefed:
  Amanda Waller: He's delivering a flash drive full of nastiness.
  Jeremy: "Straight out of the 'Too Hot for Pornhub' series!"
• Jeremy's comments on Punch and Jewelee:
  Jeremy: I'm curious as to why Waller's decision to hire a married couple who PDA their way through an entire mission.
• This bit:
  Tobias Wale: I'm gonna mess you up real good.
  Jeremy: "And I'm going to ignore the possibilty of anything happening to me while I say this! Time is an illusion.
• This:
  Two-Face: I'm not some vestigial twin you can excise like a ski
  Jeremy: Can you remove a vestigial twin? Asking for an autosite.
• This bit:
  Amanda Waller: He calls himself Steel Maxum.
  Killer Frost: Seriously?
  Jeremy: Well, if that isn't the iced teapot calling the kettle frosty, I don't know what is.
• This bit:
  Silver Banshee: Why are you always late, you worthless piece of flesh?!
  Jeremy: Why are they always late?!
• When the Suicide Squad heads to a strip club:
  Jeremy: When Leon Schlesinger founded Warner Bros Cartoons back in the 1930s, we al remember that famous memo where he wrote: "One day, we'll have a wisecracking bunny, a stuttering pig and a coyote that chases a roadrunner which will one day lead to strippers in the Batman universe."
• "So, he's Deadshot until he has to hit someone involved in the plot. Then he's Maybeshot."
• As the Suicide Squad fights Reverse-Flash:
  Jeremy: Boomerangs! Bullets! Kung-Fu! Excitement?
• Jeremy groans at the [3] joke, wondering why "a man who is bulletproof would be weak in his balls".
• This:
  Professor Zoom: You idiots! Do I have to do everything myself?!
  Jeremy: You literally just got here. Not only did you do "everything", you've done NOTHING.
• This bit:
  Killer Frost: Calling yourself "Steel Maxum" and moonlighting as a stripper?! That's "lying low" to you?
  Jeremy: Crystal Frost would be Killer at CinemaSins!
• As Amanda Waller reads a file:
  Jeremy: This file was written in the language of drunk Mavis Beacon.
• Jeremy gets fed up with all of the villains that appear in the movie, bemoaning that "I'm spending more time on DC wikis and less time on Twitter!"
• This:
  Killer Frost: Beats me. I always thought this was hell, Captain Kangaroo.
  Jeremy: That's racist!
• 3 sins in a row of shots of Deadshot polishing his guns, a train entering a tunnel and Doctor Fate being bent over a table has Jeremy wonder why he's getting so aroused.
• At a location shot:
  Subtitle: Denver, Colorado
  Jeremy: In case you confused it with Denver, Missippii.
• This:
  Jeremy: Wow, they actually put nudity in this movie. I can't show you it but I paused and rewound this scene about 34 times to make sure. But, even those this has animated breasts and butts, I can't help but keep thinking of this scene. The video then cuts back to Deadshot polishing his guns.
• Jeremy attempts to say each member of the Suicide Squad survives the attack on the penthouse before giving up and shouting "THEY ''ALL'' F*CKING SURVIVE THIS!"
• This:
  Amanda Waller: You don't know how close you came to having an out of body experience!
  Jeremy: "I tried to blow your head up but the remote kept saying "Plot armour! Plot armour!" [Beat] "I really need to put more batteries in this thing."
• This bit:
  Harley Quinn: I bet she pisses icicles.
  Jeremy: That's Elsaist!
• As the Suicide Squad's RV drifts off into the desert:
  Jeremy: This last season of Breaking Bad has really gone off the rails.
• This:
  Vandal Savage: I must have sired 10 thousand children!
  Jeremy: Nick Cannon.
• Jeremy attempts to talk about the villain's plan, then gets confused about which villain to talk about first. He then decides to add 18 sins, one for each villain.
• "Everytime someone gets the card, they fail to keep it. PUT IT IN YOUR CLEAVAGE, KILLER FROST!"
  • Later, when Killer Frost gets blown up with Copperhead:
  Jeremy: YOUR CLEAVAGE, KILLER FROST! Oh wait...She doesn't ''have'' cleavage anymore. Oh well.
  • The sentence for the movie? Frosted Cleavage.
• One of the outtakes splices The Simpsons electrocuting each other over the Suicide Squad getting their chips put in.
• Another outtake:
  Harley Quinn: You sure you got the right address?
  Jeremy: P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way Sidney!

Superman

Superman II

• "Clark Kent is a super-dick."
• Throughout the video, Jeremy is continuously wondering why nobody is caring about the fact that Zod and his henchmen killed two astronauts after they were freed.

Superman III

• The first sin:
  Jeremy: Movie begins with a shot of an unemployment line which is where everyone who greenlit this movie wound up after the credits.
• At a shot of penguin toys wandering around:
  Jeremy: Man, The Penguin really isn't trying anymore, is he?
• "Who is robbing a bank in the middle of the day in Superman Country?!"
• The opening slapstick montage offers Jeremy a lot of strange things to sin, such as "Walking around with a bucket on your head without trying to remove it first.
• ""Movie steals the Superman III scheme from Office Space."
• This bit:
  Sheriff: Your choice. You can turn back here or wait on the side until it's over.
  Jeremy: They're giving citizens the choice to wait in close proximity to a CHEMICAL PLANT that is ABOUT TO F*CKING EXPLODE?!
• When Clark Kent changes into Superman:
  Jeremy: What does Clark do with his clothes when he turns into Superman? What about his wallet or his keys of his emergency pack of Certs? I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS!
• This:
  Lana: What's it like to live in Metropolis, the Big Apricot?
  Jeremy: While this is an accepted nickname, how the f*ck would it catch on? The Big Apricot is what you say when you're badly playing charades.
• Jeremy adds 100 sins for all of the jokes about Vera's appearance.
• This bit:
  Jeremy: Who gives a f*ck about bowling? This is a Superma- HOLY F*CK, THIS KID IS GODDAMN HOPELESS! Did he roll the ball into the gutter ON PURPOSE?!
• This:
  Vera: It could create weather.
  Ross: Floods and storms.
  Jeremy: Superman III inspires the movie Geostorm.
• This bit:
  Ross: They're all linked into the central computer system. Let's start with someplace small.
  Movie: Cuts to Smallville.
  Jeremy: Oh, f*ck you, movie.
• This:
  Clark Kent: Lana, I'm from Metropolis. I see Superman every day!
  Jeremy: "Awfully weird that he'd suddenly show up in Kansas to save a boy in a wheat field, since he spends so much time in Metropolis" is what normal people would say.
• As Gus fumbles with the computer and the unconcious Brad:
  Jeremy: Movie tries to be both a Superman movie AND a Richard Pryor movie and half-asses both of them, leaving us with a quarter of a movie.
• When two man crossing signs fight with each other:
  Jeremy: OK, THAT'S pretty funny. But if you're going to do wacky stuff like this, why not go full Airplane and make it a spoof movie? That way, Superhero Movie could never be made 25 years later and

you'd kill two birds with one stone!

• This:
  Gus: And then he landed in the middle of the plantation and did this!
  Jeremy: Yes, why show Superman's heroics in a Superman movie when you can have Gus act out what he did? Why do you even need Superman in Superman III anymore?
• This bit:
  Computer: INSTRUCTIONS RECIEVED
  Jeremy: If this computer can't even spell "received", how the hell is it going to find Kryptonite?!
• This:
  Superman: Lana, I wasn't expecting all of this.
  Jeremy: Me too. I was expecting more scenes of Superman fighting bad guys and less scenes of Superman at birthday parties.
• When Superman turns evil:
  Superman: You know, it's unusual finding a good looking girl like you in a place like this.
  Jeremy: Superman III: The After School Special.
• At a shot of Pisa, Italy:
  Jeremy: Yeah, this background sure looks real.
• "Superman is a super-dick. to the Olympics."
• This bit:
  Ross: It's a tanker.
  Jeremy: Movie plays Atari 2600 Pac-Man noise to indicate that it's a computer.
• During the scene where Superman drinks at a bar, Jeremy wonders why the fake Kryptonite has lasted so long and if Superman can even get drunk on earth liquor.
• At the junkyard fight scene:
  Jeremy: Holy sh*t! Clark Kent was Tyler Durden the whole time?!
• As Evil Superman fights Clark Kent:
  Evil Superman: Alright, come on!
  Jeremy: Christopher Peeved.
• Jeremy cracks up at the sight of the Ultimate Computer, noting in amazement that its design was drawn on cigarette papers and napkins.
• When Ross Webster attempts to kill Superman with the computer:
  Jeremy: The Ultimate Computer has graphics no better than an Intellivision.
• This bit:
  Lorelei: What about last night?
  Superman: It wasn't me.
  Jeremy: Superman was later heard telling Lana Lang "I'm Mr. Boombastic, very fantastic."
• When Gus shuts off the Ultimate Computer:
  Jeremy: One screw turns off this goddamn thing? ONE SCREW?!
• When Vera turns into a cyborg:
  Jeremy: Superman III forgets having Brainiac as its main villain to do this bullsh*t instead.
• As the computer attacks Superman:
  Jeremy: Guys...I have no clue what's going on anymore.
• The sentence? Superman IV: The Quest for Peace.

Teen Titans GO! To The Movies

• The first sin:
  Jeremy: Teen Titans GO! to 48 seconds of logos.
• Jeremy still turns out to not like Daffy Duck; when he appears in the WB Animation logo:
  Jeremy: Crackhead.
• At a fart joke:
  Jeremy: Sometimes, when you go on too long with a gag, it becomes funnier. (Beat) A sin is added.
• Jeremy is horrified at Raven's body design, theorizing that she "has a heart as big as a thumbtack" based on her size.
• This bit:
  Robin: It's always been a dream of mine to have my own movie!
  Superman: It's good to have dreams, I suppose.
  Jeremy: You mean like dreams of playing Superman for 20 years, almost getting cast in a Tim Burton movie and then resign yourself to an animated spoof movie?
• This:
  Reporter: Supergirl, who are you wearing tonight?!
  Supergirl: Plastic Man!
  Jeremy: Well, at least she's using protection!
• When Robin breaks down crying at the movie premiere:
  Jeremy: Batman and Sobbin!
• Jeremy's reaction to the Lion King parody:
  Jeremy: Still better than the remake we got.
• This:
  Cyborg: I think he's a cop! RUN!
  Jeremy: I Know What Teen Titans Did Last Summer.
• This bit:
  Raven: She's not just going to give you a movie! You have to take it.
  Jeremy: That explains a lot about Shaquille O'Neal and the Steel movie.
• Jeremy sins Robin's song twice: once for reminding him of Superhero Movie and once for how terrible the actual song is.
• Jeremy gives 70 sins to a string of toilet humor jokes.
• This bit:
  Jeremy: The director said, let's animate this beast kid eating an apple, it'll make him look like even more of an asshole then he actually is!
• This:
  Jade: I'm killing the Teen Titans movie!
  Jeremy: I'm pretty sure Mission Impossible Fallout took care of that.
• Jeremy's reaction to Slade's plan:
  Jeremy: Didn't Incredibles 2 have the EXACT SAME supervillain plot? What the f*ck was up with mind control in 2018 animated movies?!
• This:
  Robin: I'm going to Hollywood to set things right!
  Jeremy: Jay and Silent Rob Strike Back?
• The final sin:
  Teen Titans!Robin: Hello?! CAN ANYONE HEAR ME?!
  Jeremy: Movie sets up a Teen Titans vs Teen Titans GO! movie. I'm sure that the fans of both series will get along great.
• One of the outtakes:
  Slade: I am Slade!
  Announcer: IT'S BIG JIM SLADE!

V for Vendetta

• He sees Evey in a schoolgirl outfit when she's sent to seduce the Pedophile Priest. Jeremy removes five sins for it.
  Priest: I love the confessional game. "Tell me your sins."
  Jeremy: Anywhere But Here. Where the Heart Is. The Star Wars prequels. No Strings Attached (2011). Those Thor movies...
  • He does, however, point out how hilariously stupid it is that she managed to flee from the priest's apartment to Stephen Fry's apartment while wearing that highly conspicuous outfit.
• When the movie's climax hits, this Logic Bomb gets dropped.
  Jeremy: So, in Batman Begins we wanted Batman to stop the train because Ra's Al Ghul wanted to blow up Wayne Enterprises and a corrupt Gotham. In this movie, we don't want the train to stop because V wants to blow up Parliament and a corrupt London. If Batman had shown up in this movie and told V, "You have to believe in the people of London," would V be the bad guy? Chew on that, movie revisionists.

Watchmen

• There is something inherently funny about the fact that Jeremy chose to watch the nearly three-hour long extended edition of the film.
• "Okay, let's run 'em down... black-haired Black Widow, Pussy Wing Dude, Discount Cap, Blind Squirrel, Old Man Paperwork, Cigar Bastard, Mrs. Cigar Bastard, and The Hangman. What a fearsome crew."
• Jeremy's frustration with having to deal with Doctor Manhattan's ass and penis.
  Jeremy: Giant blue ass will not prepare you for all the blue nudity you're about to consume in this movie.
  • "Well, I've never seen more dick in a mainstream movie, that's for sure. Sure am familiar with this guy's dick by now. Isn't that fun? I think it's fun."

Disney Animated Canon films

101 Dalmatians

• At the 1961 Walt Disney Presents logo:
  Jeremy: Opening logo doesn't have a cutesy, movie-specific motif leading me to question if this REALLY is a Disney film.
• "I swear to God, this opening sequence represents 88% of this f*cking movie."
• This bit:
  Pongo: My story begins in London.
  Jeremy: Dalmatian narration!
• As Pongo surveys the dogs and their owners, coming across a Bohemian one:
  Pongo: Hmph. Unusual breed.
  Jeremy: That's racist!
• This bit:
  Pongo: It was a problem. A real problem.
  Jeremy: Judging people on whether they'll be a good mate solely based on their appearance? Yes, that is a problem.
• "Reading with your eyes closed is not reading, it's vertical napping."
• After Roger and Anita fall into the pond:
  Jeremy: Jesus, 5 minutes after they meet, Anita's already soaking wet.
• "What the hell is Cruella smoking that would cause this yellow smoke. Even PCP doesn't look this toxic when you freebase it...erm...or so I've heard."
• This:
  Pongo: Don't worry, Perdy, they're on to her.
  Jeremy: They are not.
• This bit:
  Cruella: You can scarcely afford to feed yourselves!
  Jeremy: Although there IS plenty of room in the budget for a full-time maid/housekeeper.
• This:
  Patch: I'm hungry.
  Perdita: You've just had your dinner.
  Patch: But I am, just the same.
  Jeremy: Kids.
• Jeremy compares the non-Cruella action to be "almost as boring as the Puppy Bowl. And if you try to defend the Puppy Bowl, have you ''seen'' more than 5 minutes of that broadcast?!"
• Jeremy cracks up when the kidnapping of the dalmatians are the biggest news item, even above ''French nuclear testing''.
  • Followed with:
  Jeremy: Also, as always in these movies, this article has nothing to do with the headline. It's about a Canadian Pit Disaster, which is a hilarious way to contexualise a fight at a Nickleback concert.
• At a familiar looking dog:
  Jeremy: WHOA! Hanna-Barbera didn't even PRETEND that they didn't rip off Scooby-Doo from this picture, didn't they?!
• This:
  Jasper: Watch me pop His Lordship right on the conk!
  Jeremy: The writers and performers had an argument over how Cockney is too Cockney.
• This bit:
  Cruella: It can't be...it's impossible!
  Jeremy: That someone hired a truck to move furniture and didn't close the back?
• At Cruella's angry expression:
  Jeremy: Gee, I knew Cruella was bad but when did she literally turn into Satan?!
• This bit:
  Roger: A dalmatian plantation!
  Anita: Rog, that's truly a inspiration.
  Nanny: It'll be a sensation!
  Jeremy: Roger and Anita had a good Romantic rhyme going on here, then Discount Miss Potts had to ruin it.
• One of the outtakes:
  Perdy:(sadly) Oh Pongo.
  Maxwell Smart: Oh, I'm so happy! So happy!!!

Aladdin

• At the beginning of the film:
  The Peddler: I come from a land from a faraway place-
  Jeremy: Narration that is sung?! WHAT FRESH HELL IS THIS?!
• This bit:
  Jafar: The Cave of Wonders!
  Jeremy: Funny you should say that, the Cave of Wonders was the nickname for my college girlfrie-
• Jeremy's comments on Iago:
  Jeremy:A parrot with human teeth.
• This bit:
  Aladdin: You only get in trouble if you get caught!
  Jeremy: And sometimes not even that. Just ask Alex Rodrigez!
• Jeremy's response to Jafar's Obviously Evil nature:
  The Sultan: Ah, Jafar! My most trusted and loyal companion!
  Jeremy: Dick Cheney.
• Jeremy adds 20 sins for all the animation errors throughout the film.
• This:
  Aladdin: Do you trust me?
  Jeremy: Why the f*ck would she, bro?!
• "Abu is really a little bitch."
• Jeremy points out some interesting looking treasures in the Cave of Wonders, including a "golden chicken" and "The Stay-Puft Marshmellow Man" amongst others.
• When Jafar loses the lamp:
  Jafar: No! NOOOOOOOO!
  Jeremy: No.
• This:
  Jafar: Oh, Iago! I love the way your foul/fowl little mind works!
  Jeremy: Hey! We'll do the obvious lame puns here, thank you very much!
• When Jafar tries hypnotising The Sultan into letting him marry Jasmine:
  The Sultan: But you're so...old!
  Jeremy: That's racist.
• During Prince Ali:
  Chorus: He's got servants and slaves and flunkies...
  Jeremy: Wait, what?!
• Jeremy's comments during A Whole New World:
  Jeremy: This looks dangerous as sh*t.
• The movie's sentence? Will Smith.

Agent Jay: Oh, hell no.

Beauty and the Beast

• Jeremy announces that he is critiquing the "Special Edition" of this movie:
  "What the hell was wrong with the original movie that made it not 'special' enough for me as a kid? I feel like my whole youth is in question here."
• In response to the Prince answering the door, revealing the beggar woman with the rose in a winter storm...
  Jeremy: Okay, first of all, why is the Prince answering the castle door? I know for a fact that he has like 300 servants. *ding* Second, it's impressive that there's a stained-glass portrait of EVERY scene in this interaction with the old woman. *ding* Third, the background looks more like a thunderstorm than a snowstorm, so I'm immediately calling bulls*it on the old woman's story, and gotta agree with Prince Teen Wolf on this one. *ding*
• When the beggar woman is revealed as an enchantress who punishes the Prince by turning him into the Beast...
  Jeremy: Damn! We know the Prince is an asshole, but after turning away this flower-peddling woman ONCE she f*cked him up AND his entire staff, potentially forever! The real moral of the story is, unless you're Joel Kinnaman, do NOT f*ck with an enchantress!
• Jeremy questions the terms of the spell via the enchanted rose, "which would bloom until [the Prince's] 21st year":
  Narrator: If he could learn to love another, [...] then the spell would be broken.
  Jeremy: He's gotta fall in love by the time he's 21?!?! Jesus, even by fairy tale standards that's pretty f*cking young. What if he wanted to backpack in Europe for a year, or volunteer with Greenpeace before settling down?
  Narrator: If not, he would be doomed to remain a Beast for all time.
  Jeremy: But it ALSO sounds like the enchantress made the Prince immortal, so... it's not THAT bad of a deal. With the way this chick goes around arbitrarily handing out punishments, it's pretty likely she ALSO did this to a princess, so at some point they would probably end up finding each other and living together forever as two pretty compatible, immortal beasts, especially after Tinder is invented.
• At one point, Jeremy defends the Beast for becoming the way he is with this:
  Jeremy: I'm not saying that excuses [the Beast] for being a kidnapping temper case, but he clearly had few positive role models in his life. Just a horny candle, a clock who won't disagree with him, and a teapot who ignores 19 of her 20 children.
• In response to Gaston's Disney Villain Death:
  Jeremy: (to the tune of Gaston) No... one... lies like Gaston, no one dies like Gaston, can exemplify boneheaded dicks like Gaston. *ding*
• This line:
  "Man, you do not want to be on the receiving end of a Lumiere climax after he's been pent up for ten years."
• In one of the stingers, the bit where Cogsworth mentions the tapestries of the castle is dubbed over by a certain quote from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.

Big Hero 6

• "DPIX Comics."
• All the jokes about how BH6 is (unintentionally or not) stealing from other movies.
• "Well, at least one animated film with a 'good cop, bad cop' character got nominated for an Oscar."
• "Jesus, can we wait until we get home for this lecture?" The funny part is that Jeremy sins this without further quotation.
• At one point, Jeremy asks who started the fire that killed Tadashi, then promptly says that the Billy Joel music can be cued while we figure this out. "We Didn't Start the Fire" promptly plays in the background. After thinking that Callaghan did because he knew that the microbots would protect him as he birthed his revenge scheme, he then says, "You gotta have faith, so you can cue George Michael now." Michael's "Faith" plays immediately from there.

Bolt

• Jeremy loses it at the opening logos:
  Jeremy: We get it, you're Disney. You must be so proud spending 48 seconds to tell us that!
• At the beginning of the movie:
  Title Card: 5 YEARS LATER...
  Jeremy: Meanwhile, in Avengers: Endgame
• Jeremy immediately points out that the show-within-a-show is little more than a ripoff of Inspector Gadget.
• Jeremy also spends some time wondering how they manage to film Bolt the show with its impossible camera angles.
• When Bolt leaps across a highway:
  Jeremy: Crazy how this scene is less improbable that Dom saving Letty like this in Fast & Furious 6.
• This bit:
  Penny: You know I have to go...
  Jeremy: Oh hey, I know her! She's played by the daughter of the country singer from the Old Town Road video! Gene from Mulholland Drive? That's HIS daughter! Cool!
• This:
  Bolt: What do you hairballs want?
  Jeremy: John Trabolta.
• At a shot of the villain in the show:
  Jeremy: Man, this movie is Blofelding so hard, I think my own feld got blown. Wait...
• Jeremy's summary of the plot:
  Jeremy: This is like if Buzz Lightyear was on The Truman Show.
• At a shot of product placement:
  Jeremy: Did U-Haul pay for this product placement? There's nothing kids like more than dependable moving services.
• "Bolt being thwarted by a bolt."
• This bit:
  Mittens: You're from a TV show. It's entertainment for people. IT'S FAKE!
  Jeremy: Haha, Mittens wants us to believe that TV is fake. What about Jersey Shore or Dancing With The Stars or Desperate Housewives or Last Man Standing? Hey, wait...
• "As I watch Rhino leave his plastic bubble for the first time, it makes me wonder if Travolta should have played this part as well."
• At a shot of the trio in Las Vegas:
  Jeremy: Nice shot but there's no way they'd watch these fountains in peace. There'd be at least one solicitor giving them a card with hooker's phone numbers on it.
• This:
  Mittens: Bolt's gone.
  Rhino: He...he left?!
  Jeremy: The fact that they didn't take the opportunity to say "Bolt bolted" is both a disappointment and a sin.
• One of the most biting lines yet:
  Penny's mother: You're OK...you're going to be OK....
  Jeremy: You're my meal ticket, after all.
• Jeremy adds 5 sins for the Miley Cyrus and John Travolta duet over the end credits.
• One of the outtakes plays a clip from Rubber of all movies over a shot of a rolling tire.
• Another surprise outtake:
  Mittens: Next week, all your food belongs to me.
  CATS: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.
• Another outtake plays a clip of Zelda from Poltergeist over the guard of the dog pound (who looks disturbingly similar to her).

Brother Bear

• The first sin:
  Shaman: (speaks Inuit)
  Denahi: This is a story from long ago.
  Jeremy: Translated bearration is still bearration. And a sin.
• This:
  Denahi: Little things become big...
  Jeremy: Exposition by the Northern Lights. Aurora BORE-spositon?!
• When Kenai, Denahi and Sitka cheer as they sail away on canoes:
  Jeremy: Being this excited about canoeing.
• At one point, Jeremy snarks about the similiarties the opening has to the Lion King, wondering why they didn't just remake it instead.
• When Kenai ruins the fish hunt by riding on a woolly mammoth, Jeremy notes that it's like the old adage:
  Jeremy: Destroy a man's fish, laugh for a day. Destroy a man's ability to fish...Blah blah blah here's five sins.
• During the opening song:
  Jeremy: Some kid's going to break all his bones snow-kayaking some day and I will hold Disney responsible when it does.
• This bit:
  Tatana: The great spirits reveal a totem to us.
  Jeremy: It could be a spinning top, weighted dice or even a wedding ring!
• This:
  Kenai: The bear of...love?!
  Jeremy: As everyone knows, the bear of love is Nick Offerman.
• Followed with:
  Tatana: Love is the most important totem of all.
  Jeremy: Totem herarchies.
• This bit:
  Kenai: I just want my hand on that wall.
  Jeremy: You WANT me on that wall...you ''NEED'' me on that wall!
• After Kenai kills the mother bear in revenge for Sitka's death:
  Kenai: AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH!
  Jeremy: Agh.
• Jeremy's continous attempts to make a joke over the course of the video is ruined by him continously forgetting Denahi's name.
• When Kenai turns into a bear:
  Tatana: You got yourself into this mess.
  Jeremy: He killed a bear. He didn't rob a bank or fail to double-down on an 11.
• Jeremy loses it at the first scene of Rutt and Tike, screaming for it to stop.
• This bit:
  Kenai: Why am I even talking to a couple of moose?
  Jeremy: Because Disney movies with quirky side characters are like short Judd Apatow comedies: they don't exist.
• This:
  Koda: The only way to get down is to chew your own foot off.
  Jeremy: The Jig-Paw killer!
• During Koda's scenes, Jeremy comes to a realisation:
  Jeremy: Hey, this movie isn't that sinful. (Beat) This movie is BORING!
• This:
  Kenai: Do you know where the lights touch the earth?
  Koda: Yeah! It's on the top of the mountain, just past the salmon run!
  Kenai: ...You're kidding me.
  Jeremy: Bear-Kenai would be excellent at Cinemasins.
• Immediately after calling out Kenai for being a dick to Koda, Jeremy skips over "On My Way", saying that he agrees with Kenai.
• "Sadly, though I cannot play it for you, I can tell you that the music did not improve once Phil Collins showed up."
• During another Rutt and Tike scene:
  Jeremy: I swear, without these unrelated to the plot Strange Broose comedy scenes, this thing would be 17 minutes long.
• This:
  Koda: We just have to go through here!
  Jeremy: Ah, yes, the famous lava fields of post Ice-Age Alaska.
• When Denahi manages to track Kenai down to the firey plains:
  Jeremy: (sounding legitmately impressed) This guy is f*cking Batman!
  • A few sins later, when Denahi manages to jump from one cliff to another:
  Jeremy: Oh, go f*ck yourself, movie.
• This:
  Tug: I've never seen you at the Salmon Run before.
  Jeremy: Then he must not be a bear then.
• When it's revealed that Kenai killed Koda's mother:
  Jeremy: Ohhhhhhhhh Jesus.
  • Followed with:
  Jeremy: So, Kenai killed Koda's mother and I'm going to have a heart attack and die of how not-surprised I am.
• This:
  Kenai: It's a story about a bear. And kind of about a man.
  Jeremy: And kind of about how Phil Collins appears to sing some more exposition. Seriously, there's "Show, Don't Tell" but I guess no one thought of "Show, Don't Get The Former Drummer of Genesis To Sing-Explain".
• At another Rutt and Tike scene:
  Rutt: I am sorry.
  Tike: This never would have happened if I was driving!
  Jeremy: WE ARE TEN MINUTES FROM THE END. WHY ARE WE MOOSE-ING AGAIN?!
• "Brothers don't shake hands. BROTHERS GOTTA FIGHT TO THE DEATH!"
• When Koda and human!Kenai reunite, Jeremy starts singing You'll Be In My Heart before remembering that's the wrong movie.
• The first two outtakes splices the film pans up the mountains with two LOTR clips.
• One of the other outtakes:
  Tatana: Your totem is...love.
  Professor Frink: LOVE?! WHO'S BEEN SCREWING WITH THIS THING?!

Chicken Little

• The first sin:
  Buck Cluck: Where to begin...how about "once upon a time"?
  Jeremy: I know, I know. Movie starts off with a DOUBLE SIN of "narration" AND the "Once Upon A Time" cliche! I know the narration fakes out and goes back and forth but you can't have your sin and eat it too.
• Followed with:
  Buck Cluck: Oh no, not the book. How many times have you seen the book?!
  Jeremy: Dude, we KNOW that this is going to be a subversive take on a folk tale. But we also know that this isn't Shrek. So if I hear Smash Mouth start up in a few minutes, I'm going to be PISSED.
• The Running Gag of Jeremy pondering just how things work in this world of anthromorphic animals.
• As all of the animals panic:
  Jeremy: Jesus, this movie starts with 90 seconds of adorable cartoon animals running and screaming. Mom and Dad were like "hey kids, let's go see that chicken little movie" and came out with traumatised kids! And this is BEFORE the bullying and gender biased jokes started!
• As the townsfolk run away from the water tower:
  Jeremy: That's some solid technique right there. Not only did all of these assholes graduate from The Prometheus School of Running Away from Things, they waited until the last second to make their escape.
• When the water tower bursts through a theatre playing Raiders of the Lost Ark:
  Jeremy: Fun fact: the reason this movie is less than 90 minutes long and has such sh*tty CG is because the production company allocated 45% of the budget to this clip from a Paramount movie.
• Jeremy is legit upset at all the torment Chicken Little goes through:
  Jeremy: This town has 10 news sources to drag a scared child to the oak tree then an entire production company approves a movie designed to make the kid feel like an absolute sh*t. Hell. This is Hell.
• Jeremy notices a design flaw on Chicken Little:
  Jeremy: What the F*CK is up with Chicken Little's chicken teeth?! That sh*t is horrifying! If this came out today, there'd be a group of people demanding that the animators do a complete redo on the rendering of the main character.
• As a bird character continously runs into a pane of glass:
  Jeremy: Man, they sure are going for the highbrow humour in this movie. I'm sure they're not going to have the fat kid played by a pig or a turkey play the mayor or a donkey play a baseball umpire. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. That would be ridiculous.
• This:
  Jeremy: Why is Little trying to get to school without his pants? JUST GO HOME AND GET ANOTHER PAIR, YOU PERVERT.
• This bit:
  Coach: We'll divide into two teams: popular vs unpopular!
  Jeremy: This satire of P.E is pretty good. But it's so on the nose that it makes Cyrano de Beregac look like a movie just about swordfighting.
• When a donkey-student bucks a series of dodgeballs:
  Jeremy: So, he's out, right?
• This bit:
  Abby: You said the sky was falling. Your dad didn't support you...
  Jeremy: AND the movie treats the audience as though we aren't fully aware of this, EVEN THOUGH IT'S ALL THAT HAPPENED SO FAR.
• Jeremy points out that the movie keeps using the same piece of paper as an animation asset, eventually noting that he'll add 100 sins if he sees it again.
• This:
  Principal Fetchit: You know I have the upmost respect for you. You were Buck "Ace" Cluck, our school baseball star!
  Jeremy: Expositonal apology? Exposology? Hey, that sounds like a religion founded by a wackjob science fiction writer, right?
• As Chicken Little prepares for the baseball game:
  Jeremy: This movie montages harder than the end of Rocky IV.
• After Chicken Little wins the baseball game:
  Jeremy: Only recieving your father's love through sports. Its like I'm watching Varsity Blues all over again.
• This:
  Chicken Little: A piece of the sky?! Shaped like a stop sign?! NOT AGAIN!
  Jeremy: It's like the filmmakers took an already ludicrous premise, added talking animals and baseball, dusted off its hands, sent the screenplay to Disney and then headed out for 3 weeks of cocktails.
• "For the next 73 seconds, these animals will be singing the Spice Girls' "Wannabe", a song that was super popular 9 YEARS before this movie was released. So now I expect a kid's cartoon to be singing Blackpink and Selena's Ice Cream in 2029."
• This:
  Chicken Little: I want this thing out of my life. I want things to be normal.
  Jeremy: But..."normal" is Chicken Little being the social pariah. Just because he accidentallied himself into a baseball superstar, that was only 2 hours ago and can't count as the new normal.
• This bit:
  Runt: Yeah, that's right, it's frozen pee.
  Jeremy: If someone asked me to describe this movie, this would be my response.
• When Fish gets himself abducted:
  Jeremy: Willingly submitting yourself for an anal probe.
• As the aliens arrive:
  Jeremy: Holy Sh*t! They have Deadlights! Quick, insult them to the point where they melt into a puddle and then crush their hearts!
• This:
  Abby: We're going back home and telling your dad!
  Jeremy: Yes, I'm sure the obese middle-manager widower who peaked at high school can stop this intergalactic invasion.
• This bit:
  Runt: What happened? I passed out there for a second.
  Jeremy: Judging by the pacing of this movie, Runt is a lucky lucky bastard.
• This:
  Chicken Little: But you gotta believe me this time!
  Buck Cluck: No, son. I don't.
  Jeremy: See kids! The moral of the story is that your parents will never back you up when you need it the most! No...uh... the moral of the story is to fear public rejection and conform to the social pressures of punishing your children!
• At the first appearance of Kirby:
  Jeremy: Discount Minion.
• As the sky starts falling:
  Jeremy: Man, I don't know who started this war, all I know is it wasn't the animals that scorched the sky.
• This:
  Abby: It's like War of the Worlds out there!
  Jeremy: Hmm, there's no paranoid Tim Robbins or Tom Cruise throwing a baseball awkardly, so your metaphor is incorrect.
• This bit:
  Chicken Little: You were there when I won the big game, but not when I thought the sky fell! And not the ball park and certainly not now!
  Abby: This is good! Keep going, keep going!
  Jeremy: NO! SKIP! BIG CLUCKING SKIP!
• This:
  Buck Cluck: Me? I'm going to need a lot of work.
  Jeremy: But I'm still going to make a ton of holiday-themed movies with giant casts of A-List celebrities because I just can't help myself!
• This bit:
  Turkey Lurkey: Take the key to the city!
  Jeremy: Look, Don Knotts was an American treasure and the fact that this was his last vocal performance in a feature film after such a legendary career is a goddamn sin. We love you, Don.
• When Chicken Little and Buck are surrounded by weapons:
  Buck Cluck: Oh snap.
  Jeremy: Something a Putz like Cluck The Chuck or whatever the f*ck his name is would DEFINITELY say in this situation.
• Jeremy immediately calls out the creepiness of the ending with a brainwashed Foxy falling in love with Runt.
• The final sin of the video:
  Jeremy: GOD DAMN IT, IS THE DAD STILL TAKING CREDIT FROM THE SON?! I thought this was supposed to be a parable of some kind BUT THAT'S A F*CKING LIE!

Cinderella

• The countless jokes about how the mice subplot takes up too much of the film.
  • "Story of Cinderella becomes a Tom and Jerry cartoon."
  • "It's hard to believe that an hour and fourteen minute movie had so little story that it needed THIS much mouse plot!!"
  • "This movie should just be called Mice."
  • "I would have removed all the sins from this movie, plus any remaining ones left in the feature, if the needle had stabbed this mouse in the head."
  • "If you cut out all the mouse footage of this movie, you'd literally be left with a fourteen-minute short film."
  • [As Gus spills the corn he's finally managed to gather] "What a DUMBASS."
• One of the stingers is overlaying "Baby Got Back" over the stepsisters' poofy-skirt dresses as they leave to go to the ball.
  • "Apparently, even in whatever castle-era this is, dudes' anacondas didn't want none unless they had buns, hon."
• "Clockblock!"
• From the scene when the mice are sewing Cinderella's dress:
  Perla: "Leave the sewing to the women."
  Jeremy: "She said it, I didn't."

Dumbo

• Jeremy sins a drawing of circus animals on a title card "for indirectly inspiring the main characters of Madagascar."
• This:
  Narrator: Through the snow and the sleet-
  Jeremy: "God, this movie's old as f*ck"-eration.
• During a shot of the storks dropping the babies over Florida, Jeremy gives a sin while talking like an old timey newsman.
• At a shot of an elephant being fitting in a circus train:
  Jeremy: Tokyo subways.
• Jeremy is dumbfounded at Casey Jr somehow getting its own song.
  • Later on, Jeremy notes that Casey Jr's size is somehow "a hundred miles long and travels at 120,000 miles per hour. Casey Jr is a f*cking beast, man."
• When the Ringmaster tries to whip Mrs. Jumbo:
  Jeremy: P.T. Barnum.
• This bit:
  Timothy: You know, lots of people with big ears are famous!
  Jeremy: Name names, movie.
• This:
  The Ringmaster: AND NOW! COMES THE CLIIIIIIIMAX!
  Jeremy: Tee-hee.
  • Later on in the video:
    Timothy: Suddenly, from the sidelines, comes your climax!
    Jeremy: Tee-hee.
    • He then points out that the word "climax" held a 9-7 lead over the during the scenes shown. He also wonders if Timothy made the ringmaster orgasm when giving him the Bedtime Brainwashing.
• When the circus tent collapses after the failing stunt:
  Jeremy: No person or animal dies from this.
• Jeremy declares the circus elephants to be the most despicable Disney villains ever, "even worse than Lilo & Stitch."
• During Baby Mine:

  Jeremy(sounding like he's legit in tears): I'm not crying about a non-existent elephant, you're crying about a non-existent elephant! *sin removed*

• At a shot of a hyena sleeping with three cubs:
  Jeremy: Later in life, these three would eventually find their way back to Africa where they help Scar defeat Mufasa!
• Jeremy spends much of the Pink Elephants on Parade sequence freaking out. At one point, he is left speechless over the weirdness of it and resorts to saying simply:
  Jeremy: WHAT. THE. F*CK.
  • Prior to this, he states:
    Jeremy: Sh*ts about to get weird, yo. Apparently, some of the drugs from the '60s took a road trip to the '40s just to write just to write the next 5 minutes of this movie.
• One of the outtakes replaces the audio of the clown's fire stunt with Backdraft.
• Another outtake, when Dumbo soars in the circus tent:
  Woody: That wasn't flying, that was falling with style!

The Emperor's New Groove

• Jeremy starts the video in shock that the Walt Disney Pictures production logo used to be only 19 seconds long and sins it for "their current 30 second plus monstrosity".
• 5 sins are added to David Spade's narration for a Noodle Incident:
  Jeremy: I can't get into the details but it was in January 2002 and involved a bowling ball and 5 pounds of ground beef.
• "Kuzco is a dick."
• This:
  Guard: I'm sorry but you've thrown off the emperor's groove.
  Jeremy: Eh, that's close enough. Let's roll some credits.
• This bit:
  Old man: Beware the groove!
  Jeremy: That might be difficult because Dee-Lite told me that it's in the heart.
• Jeremy's shock over the movie being only 78 minutes long:
  Jeremy: You extended a short film into a feature, you dicks!
• This:
  Kuzco: Boy, I am one hungry king of the world!
  Jeremy: What James Cameron says everytime he sits down to eat!
• This bit:
  Kuzco: Guess where I am right now?
  Jeremy: In a recording studio in Burbank, still relying on narration for your narrative structure?
• At the shoulder devil scene, Jeremy remarks that "Amazingly, Kronk would be excellent at CinemaSins."
• This:
  Kuzco: Hit the road, Bucky!
  Jeremy: Something I yell at the screen during the MCU makes it into the movie.
• This bit:
  Pacha: Come on, wake up!
  Jeremy: Discount CPR.
• Jeremy repeatingly refers to Pacha as "furless Sully" throughout the video.
• This:
  Jeremy: If you told me that this movie would have ended with ripping off Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, I'd have thought it was a Disney movie. Wait...

Frozen

• The chocolate gag.
  Anna: ♫I want to stuff some chocolate in my face♫
  Jeremy: Haha, you women and your chocolate.
  • It comes back later on, during the ball scene:
  Anna and Elsa: Chocolate...!
  Jeremy: Haha, you women and-*ding*
• Adventures in Audio — Frozen, proving that you can make almost any scene dirty with some well-timed bleeps.
• "This movie is like a family-friendly version of The Grey. Too bad Liam Neeson isn't here to beat someone to death over a f**king billfold."
• Jeremy calls BS on Kristoff clinging to the edge of a snow-covered cliff and trying to climb up over it while wearing gloves:
  "Even when you're a cartoon, you should be dead. [...] At the very least, do like Wile E. Coyote and crash into the bottom of the canyon with a satisfying poof."
• Jeremy continuously calls out Arendelle's lack of security. It starts out with Anna leaving the palace alone on the day of Elsa's coronation...
  "This is a princess, right? Heir to the f*cking throne?! Not one person guarding her, or ... keeping an eye on her? This kingdom is run by f*cking idiots!"
  • Then, when Anna leaves the castle alone to search for Elsa, leaving Hans in charge in her absence...
    "With a kingdom that plays things this loosey-goosey, you'd think some other kingdom would have long ago taken over this place. It's not like anyone's actually in charge of anything here."
  • Then, when Hans goes off to search for Anna and asks for volunteers to help him...
    "But who are you going to leave in charge of Arendelle?"
  • A variation on this occurs near the end, after Hans] is defeated and the guards all cheer...
    "These assholes had no idea Hans had turned evil. That all happened down at the ice lake, in the middle of the blizzard they couldn't see through... but hey, the princess just punched a dude, so, yuk it up everyone!"
• When Elsa finishes singing "Let It Go"...
  Jeremy: So... is she empowered now? Or is she the villain now?
• Another song-based one:
  Anna: ♫ Arendelle's in deep, deep, deep, deep... snow... ♫
  Jeremy: Now that's just musical cheating!
• When the Grand Pabbie troll says that "only an act of true love can thaw a frozen heart", Jeremy's response is a sarcastic "OH MY GOD!"
• When Hans leaves Anna to freeze to death...
  Anna: You won't get away with this.
  Hans: Oh, I already have.
  Jeremy: <sigh>
• The moment when Anna saves Elsa's life...
  Elsa: You sacrificed yourself for me?
  Anna: I love you.
  Jeremy: If Maureen Johnson is suggesting to Veronica Mars what I think she is... then that beats my fan fiction and rough sketches.
• At the end, Jeremy thinks that this movie and Tangled started out as the exact same script, since both movies have "an island kingdom, a long-unseen princess locked away, horse/reindeer playfulness, [and a] wild-scoundrel love interest".
• Several moments in the post-review stinger:
  • As the trolls sing "Fixer Upper", the theme from Fraggle Rock is heard instead.
  • During Elsa singing "Let it go"...
  Elsa: ♫ Let it go —♫
  Indiana Jones: Elsa...
  Elsa: ♫ Let it go —♫
  Indiana Jones: Elsa!
  • During the scene with the shipwreck that killed the parents:
  "The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to return soup at a deli."
• The fact that they re-sinned and remastered this sins video for their tenth anniversary, complete with brand-new sins!
  • During the deaths of King Agnarr and Queen Iduna:
    Jeremy: Shh... shh... if you listen hard enough you can hear the sound of a thousand children's tears joining the rainstorm as they suffer at the hands of Disney's highly precise emotional sniping.

Frozen 2

• The title of the video notes that it's being listed in Delayed Sequel Minutes.
• The opening sin:
  Jeremy: 48 seconds for 2 logos, both of which tell you that its made by Disney, in case you thought this was a Pixar film. A picture of Luxo Jr. peeks into view "Nobody was talking to you, Luxo Jr! GET BACK IN YOUR CAGE!" *Luxo Jr flies back down the screen*
• Jeremy sins the size of Elsa and Anna's bedroom yet again.
• When Elsa accidentally sets off her ice powers, Jeremy wonders if this happens everytime she's startled. He then ponders a scenario where Elsa gets distracted by Anna while watching porn and sets off her ice powers.
• This:
  Olaf: I wish this could last forever! But alas, change mocks us with her beauty.
  Jeremy: Emo-laf.
• Jeremy points out Kristoff holding Olaf in a disturbing position:
  Jeremy: Kristoff is such an immature bastard. I mean, using Olaf as a cock prop in front of his girlfriend...will he ever learn?!
• At the opening song:
  Jeremy: HOLY SH*T! We went from love never changing despite the seasons to some kind pledge of allegience flag worshipping bullsh*t?! Is it too early to hate this movie?
• When Elsa does tricks with her ice for kids:
  Jeremy: Arendelle literally treats their queen like a birthday clown.
• At the first One-Woman Wail:
  Jeremy: F*ck, this is going to happen a lot, isn't it?
• During Into The Unknown:
  Elsa: I've had my adventure, I don't need something new!
  Jeremy: I guess that phrase is engraved around Disney's headquarters!
• When Elsa belts during Into The Unknown:
  Jeremy: Do you think Arendelle is cool with having a queen who scream sings this late into the night? F*ck with everyone's sleepy time RIGHT UP, Elsa!
• This bit:
  Elsa: I sang a song and woke up the elemental spirits.
  Jeremy: That's right, kids! The power of singing a song from your imagination can awake elemental spirits. Let that be a lesson to all of us that singing is forbidden.
• At one point, Jeremy refers to Elsa as Adele Dazeem.
• This bit:
  Anna: I won't let anything happen to her!
  Jeremy: Unkeepable promises.
• This:
  Anna: Well, they're both asleep. So...what do you want to do?
  Jeremy: I'd remove all sins and retire right now if Anna and Kristoff had hardcore sex right now.
• At a shot of a row of teeth in darkness:
  Jeremy: Good to see Gmork is still terrorising children.
  • Jeremy also considers removing a sin for this being legitimately scary but decides against it when Olaf doesn't get eaten.
• This bit:
  Jeremy: So it turns out the fire spirit is a cute lizard! Animation has gotten so good these days, you can't even see the strings of the merchandising department during these scenes!
• This:
  Honeymaren: There is a fifth spirit...
  Jeremy: We meant to say "element", but that's owned by Sony and this is totally not a ripoff of that at all!
• This bit:
  Olaf: And that's why we don't play with fire!
  Jeremy: This has been your Olaf PSA. And now we know. Be sure to pick up your Frozen Fire Extinguisher outside in the lobby.
• At "Lost In The Woods":
  Jeremy: Really, there's a lot of things I could say about this song but I think the best one would be "movie has time for this".
• When Elsa arrives in Ahtohallan:
  Jeremy: Ahtohallan is Norwegian for "Fortress of Solitude".
• This bit:
  Olaf: I'm wasting away...
  Jeremy: Man, Disney can't let the Infinity War snap go, huh? I'm sure Olaf's disappearance will have just as much effect as the ones from the MCU...NONE.
• This bit:
  Anna: This is all King Ruinan's fault! He betrayed everyone!
  Mattias: How do you know this?
  Anna: My sister gave her life for the truth!
  Jeremy: Ohhhhhhh. OK. We'll blow up the dam.
• When the flood waters are about to destroy Arandelle, Jeremy starts cheering. When Elsa saves the day, Jeremy lets out a tiny "Aw."
• This:
  Elsa: I'm the fifth spirit.
  Jeremy: Ice is the fifth spirit?! F*CKING ICE?! That's totally different than water! Earth, Wind, Fire, Water and ICE! Ice: the great equalizer!
• Jeremy sins every question he has about Elsa and Anna's mother rapid fire style, adding 12 sins.

Hercules

• This:
  Narrator: A long time ago in the distant faraway lands of Greece...
  Jeremy: Charlton Hestonarration.
• This bit:
  Narrator: The bravest and strongest of these heroes was named Hercules.
  Jeremy: Roll credits!
• During The Gospel Truth:
  Jeremy: They're singing about how Titans used to rule the earth but those f*ckers haven't even ruled the AFC South in over a decade.
• When the movie uses a strobe light effect, Jeremy goes into a long and rambling story about an incident at secondary school about him and a strobe light at the party, culminating in him adding a sin to the movie for reminding him of that moment.
• At the first shot of Zeus:
  Jeremy: Tornado nipples.
• When baby Hercules plays with his father's lightning bolt:
  Zeus: He won't hurt himself; let the boy have his fun!
  Jeremy: Parenting in the 80's.
• At the Greek Urn of Hades:
  Jeremy: Stairwell to Hell.
• Yes, Jeremy calls out Hades being depicted as Satan and The Underworld being depicted as Hell numerous times.
• Hercules' awkward teenage years makes Jeremy wonder if it happens to ever figure blessed with supernatural ability. "Maybe that's why we never hear about Jesus's life during this period."
• Jeremy turns out to not be impressed with most of the musical numbers:
  Jeremy: It's at this period that I forgot this movie was a musical. Maybe they should have left the singing to the Greek Chorus. I mean, I know that Go the Distance was nominated for an Oscar but Alan Menkin could have farted into a jar and it would have been nominated for an Oscar at this point.
• This bit:
  Hercules: I want to become a true hero!
  Phil: Sorry, kid, I can't help you.
  Jeremy: Mickey from Rocky, Yoda, Mr. Miyagi, The Ancient One in Dr.Strange, Tyler from Fight Club... Has there EVER been a trainer who agreed to take on a protegee on the first try?!
• When Hercules punches out the centaur:
  Jeremy: This movie is like "Hey, physics! F*CK YOU!"
• "The director said, "Let's have Pegasus throw an apple at Hercules' head, it'll make Pegasus look like more of an passive-agressive asshole than he already is."
• Jeremy is delighted to find that satyrs are usually depicted with prominent erections and begs Disney to make a cut of the movie where Phil has one.
• This bit:
  Old man: That's it! I'm moving to Sparta.
  Jeremy: You'll love it there as an old person. Everything moves in slow motion there!
• When Phil pummels a resident of Athens:
  Jeremy: Assault and Baa'tery.
• This bit:
  Phil: Try something other than slicing off the heads!
  Jeremy: Phil would be the GOAT at Cinemasins!
• Jeremy is dumbfounded at how Hercules defeated the hydra, stammering out a few syllables before resigning himself to a "This works."
• This:
  Hades: Maybe I haven't been throwing the right curves at him.
  Jeremy: Pimping.
• When Phil is covered in paint, Jeremy becomes terrified and calls him "Uncle Frank".
• This:
  Hercules: That Oedpus thing? I thought I had family problems!
  Jeremy: Yep, nothing screams "romantic first date" like going to see a play where a man kills his father, f*cks his mother and gouges out his eyeballs with golden shears.
• "Cutesy cuspated Cupid confounding characters currently courting is campy and contrived crap."
• When the planets align:
  Jeremy: F*ck, the Bifrost is acting up again. Heimdall must be on a smoke break.
• As Hercules dodges the Cyclops:
  Jeremy: Ironically enough, despite being from the same time period, Hercules did NOT attend the Prometheus School of Rolling Away from Things.^note Well, he technically did attend a Prometheus Academy, but CinemaSins is averse to All There in the Manual...
• This bit:
  Hercules: What's happening?
  Megara: You broke Hades' deal. He said I wouldn't get hurt.
  Jeremy: Technicalities.
• This:
  Zeus: Now watch your old man at work!
  Jeremy: We did! You were hilariously ineffective but now you'll probably be a badass for some reason.
• This bit:
  Zeus: A true hero is not measured by the size of his strength, but by the size of his heart.
  Jeremy: Hey, you just stole that from The Grinch!
• One of the outtakes plays "Puny God" over Hercules beating up the Pain and Panic snakes.
• Another outtake:
  The Cyclops: COME IN AND KNOW ME BETTER, MAN!
• Yet another outtake:
  Rock Titan: ME GRIMLOCK NO BOZO! ME GRIMLOCK KING!

The Hunchback of Notre Dame

• "Movie opens on 14 seconds of completely black screen, like a dick."
• Jeremy notes a strange looking store sign:
  Jeremy: Is this a lamp store, a book store or a crown store? This is why signage is important, people!
• This bit:
  Gypsy: Judge Claude Frollo?!
  Jeremy: Good thing you said the villain's name out loud, forced exposition guy.
• This:
  Clopin: She ran.
  Jeremy: And that's all the information we'll get as to how she eluded six armed guards while holding a child in her hands.
• This bit:
  Frollo: A baby...A MONSTER!
  Jeremy: That's racist.
• At a shot of the religious sculptures glaring at Frollo:
  Jeremy: Hahahahaahahah. These are the judgiest sculptures to ever have been sculpted.
• When Quasimodo talks to his pigeons:
  Quasimodo: Will today be the day? Are you ready to fly?
  Jeremy: Pushy parents.
• As Hugo first appears:
  Hugo: Open the wine and cut the cheese!
  Jeremy: Gregarious gargoyle gabs glibly about gastrointenstinal gas while gapsing for grape's great guardian.
• This bit:
  Victor: It is such a treat to watch the colourful pagentry of the common folk.
  Jeremy: This is what the Disney Parks bosses say when they see guests arrive.
• This:
  Hugo: -playing dunk the monk!
  Jeremy: Pop Quiz! "Playing Dunk the Monk" is either A) what Steve Weibe told his family what he was doing when he went to the garage to practice Donkey Kong, B) The new NBA Cares monastery outreach, C) an Albanian spicy cola drink or D) My college girlfriend's last entry at the end of every one of our friday night itineraries.
• Jeremy turns out to not like the Gargoyles' antics:
  Hugo: You sneak out and then you sneak back in!
  Jeremy: It will never not baffle me why Disney tried to happify what is, at best, a f*cking dark ass story!
• This bit:
  Frollo: This is your sanctuary.
  Jeremy: What prison guards say to prisioners.
• During the Festival of Fools:
  Esmerelda: By the way, great mask!
  Jeremy: This is the most hurtful thing said in the history of cinema!
• As Esmerelda swings on a pole:
  Jeremy: See, now here's where the movie really leans into its feminist ideals...
• This bit:
  Clopin: Quasimodo! The Hunchback of Notre Dame!
  Jeremy: Roll Credits!
• When Frollo spies on Pheobius and Esmerelda:
  Jeremy: What, no one saw that? The goat saw that, you dicks!
• This bit:
  Jeremy: Smellault. It's Esmerelda, not Esmellrelda! ...Who wrote this? That's a terrible f*cking pun.
  Chris: Uh...you did.
  Jeremy: I don't believe you!
  • Later, when Djali eats one of Quasimodo's statues:
  Jeremy: Kids. See, when I do it, it's funny.
• When Hugo draws a picture of Djali:
  Jeremy: Casual bestiality.
• During Hellfire:
  Jeremy: I have to wonder what the story meeting was when they revealed this film would have a song about the existential crisis of love and repressed sexuality in which robed figures chant "mea culpa" before Frollo says that his tempting siren "blast the fires of Hell" if he can't have her.
• Jeremy refers to the Court of Miracles as "Discount Cobra Kai."
• When Quasimodo bursts out of his chains:
  Jeremy: Quasimodo in his final form.
• This bit:
  Quasimodo: SANCTUARY! SANCTUARY!
  Jeremy: I would remove every sin from every movie ever if he threw her over the side like a wrestling move.
  • In a Brick Joke, that scene is the background picture for the sin tally.
• Jeremy is left speechless when the gargoyles attack Frollo's forces from the cathedral:
  Jeremy: THE F*CK IS THIS?! Did this movie get 80% of the way done and then drop acid?!
• During Frollo's death:
  Frollo: Noooooooooooooo!
  Jeremy: No.
• Jeremy awards the movie 15 sins for its ending, noting how none of it makes sense compared to what just happened.
• One of the outtakes:
  Hugo: I'll be spitting out feathers for weeks!
  Victor: That's what you get for sleeping with your mouth open.
  George Costanza: Oh yeah?! Well, the jerk store called and they're running out of you!

The Jungle Book

• The film's production manager is named Don Duckwall, prompting Jeremy to wonder if, with a name like that, he had no choice but to work at Disney.
• At the appearance of baby Mowgli:
  Jeremy: So... basically... Moses without the "mom dropping him off" portion of the story?
• "Does Raksha think she is going to nurse this human baby? I'd like to see how that works — actually, I take that back."
• This...
  Bagheera: (to Mowgli) Shere Khan has returned to this part of the jungle, and he has sworn to kill you.
  Jeremy: He has? He's sworn to kill a man-cub he doesn't even yet know exists?
• "[Mowgli]'s been getting regular haircuts. With bangs!"
• When Kaa shows up, voiced by Sterling Holloway, there's this:
  Jeremy: Disney's then-propensity to re-use voice actors led to so much childhood confusion. Like, why is Winnie the Pooh evil now?
• The final sentence for the movie is "trampled by elephants", while "Pink Elephants on Parade" plays in the background.
  • The "Pink Elephants" song carries over into the set of stingers, the first of which is a shot of Colonel Hathi's parade.

Lilo & Stitch

• At the beginning of the movie:
  Text: Galactic Federation Headquarters: Planet Turo
  Jeremy: In case you confused it with Galactic Federation Headquarters on Planet Zenzion.
• This bit:
  Jumba: Creating something?! But that would be highly unethical!
  Jeremy: At least we know why Disney's been so heavy with the remakes.
• Jeremy demands a spin-off on one of the background aliens that resembles "a side-eyed teddy bear" and gives him the name "Mr. Pookie Mcfuffintuff".
• At one point, Jeremy refers to Stitch's impossible prison escape as "an inside job".
• This:
  Gantu: HE'S HEADING FOR THE POWER (power goes out) grid...
  Jeremy: Why do space station designers always put the security grid next to the power design? Rookie mistake.
• Jeremy mentions that the alien glyphs "is the language of cats that walk on keyboards".
• During the title screen of Lilo swimming in the ocean:
  Jeremy: Nirvana did it better.
• At the hula dance:
  Jeremy: This would have never happened if he just cast Moana instead.
• An unexpected reference occurs as Jeremy refers to Mertle as a "Discount Pepper Ann."
• Jeremy notes that, although the movie wants us to feel sympathy for them, Nani is a terrible parental figure and Lilo is a "six-year old psychopath."
  • Nani's lack of parenting skills becomes a Running Gag throughout the video to the extent that the sentence is "Placed into Nani's Care", complete with "I've abandoned my child!"
• This:
  Lilo: This is your badness level.
  Jeremy: Coloring book shaming.
• This bit:
  Nani: The manager was a vampire and he wanted me to join his legion of the undead.
  Jeremy: I'd almost rather watch that movie but I'm pretty sure that's the plot of Hotel Transylvania 3.
• "The Golden Gate Bridge EVEN WHEN IT'S A F*CKING MODEL is in danger cliche."
• At a shot of Lilo, Nani and Stitch surfing:
  Jeremy: And so, Nani's job hunt continues but she just doesn't seem to be having any luck!
• This, if only for Jeremy's complete dead-inside tone:
  Jeremy: Oh, look, they're Home Alone-ing him. Yay.
• This:
  Grand Councilwoman: I hereby declare this family to be under the protection of the Galactic Federation!
  Jeremy: Seems legit.
• One of the outtakes show some dolphins from the opening credits, only for the scene to be paused with an announcer saying "So long, and thanks for all the fish".

The Lion King

• The video description acknowledging the viewer's expected Oh No You Didn't response.
• Jeremy theorizes that Timon murdered a family of four to be living in exile with Pumbaa.
• Timon eats a bug:
  Jeremy: How A Bug's Life Should Have Ended.
• "Sentence: Dethroned" (The Rains of Castamere plays)
• The "Nants Ingonyama" stinger gag coming full circle by showing the famous sunrise, yet with the sound replaced with "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING VIETNAM!"
• The outtake from The Empire Strikes Back. Not only is it a Shout-Out to James Earl Jones' role as Darth Vader, it fits the characters' expressions perfectly.

Moana

• In the opening, after Maui swipes the heart of Te Fiti...
  Tala: Maui tried to escape, but was confronted by another who sought the heart...
  Jeremy: (singing to "You're Welcome") What can I say, it's ex-position!!
• This:
  Tala: (addressing the children, including young Moana) ...until every one of us is devoured by the bloodthirsty jaws of INESCAPABLE DEATH!!!
  (all the children, except Moana, react in terror)
  Jeremy: Annnd that's how grandma got fired as the daycare teacher.
• Jeremy compares Tui's overprotection of Moana to Marlin's overprotection of Nemo and criticizes this movie for trying to sneak such a recycled cliche past him.
• Throughout the video, Jeremy removes a sin for every time Heihei the chicken, voiced by Alan Tudyk, appears.
• Jeremy calls out the movie for false-starting Moana's seagoing adventure that is going to happen anyway and remarks, "Jesus, it's my wedding night all over again."
• This, as Maui intendeds to eat Heihei:
  Maui: I'm going to love you - in ma belly.
  Jeremy: Sorry, movie, but "in ma belly" is a registered trademark owned by Mike Myers via the character Fat Bastard. (feigning a Scottish accent) You Wanna Get Sued?
• Jeremy describes the ocean that helps Moana at every turn as "an ex-machina, fate, God, love, and irony... all rolled into one giant cop out."

Mulan

• At the opening logo:
  Jeremy: A Disney logo that gets in and out in 13 seconds?! It's hard to believe it ever existed! The sin is for how hard it is to remember, by the way.
• Jeremy thinks that the ink drawings in the opening credits are Rorschach tests and happily claims to see a poodle in them.
• When the beacons throughout China are lit:
  Jeremy: Movie rips off the LOTR movies before they were even made. I guess they technically ripped off the LOTR books...
• At the first appearance of Shan Yu:
  Jeremy: In case the glowing yellow eyes, dark hood and asshole bird confused you, this guy HAS FANGS.
• At a rooster crowing:
  Jeremy: Cocks.
• Like the sins video for Mary Poppins, Jeremy cracks up at Khan's size, culminating in:
  Jeremy: This horse is THICC with a capital DAMN.
• This bit:
  Grandma: An apple for serenity...
  Jeremy: More like SIN-renity!
• At a shot of Shan Yu's eagle:
  Jeremy: This eagle isn't saving all the heroes right now.
• During the Huns riding off:
  Jeremy: This is Halloween, this is Halloween...
• This:
  Mushu: If the army finds out you're a girl, THE PENALTY IS DEATH!
  Jeremy: That's racist.
• This bit:
  General Li: I will take the troops up to the Tung Shao pass and stop Shan Yu from reaching the village.
  Jeremy: He will not.
• Jeremy sins almost every other line of "I'll Make a Man Out of You".
• This:
  Mulan: I never want to see another naked man again!
  Jeremy: This is what my college girlfriend said to me after our first time but she was being sarcastic...right?!
• When Mushu dodges the flaming arrows:
  Jeremy: These are the most Stormtrooper arrows ever...Mushu is a GOD!
• This bit:
  Jeremy: Well, the Huns have the high ground. So hopefully, you just peace out and live to fight another day like Anakin did.
• When Mulan is in the snow, trying to survive:
  Jeremy: Just eat the horse, yo! Or at least the dragon!
• This bit:
  Mulan: When I looked in the mirror, I wanted to see someone worthwhile.
  Jeremy: Well, no one gets to do that. Except Joel Osteen.
• When Shan Yu is revealed to be alive in the avalanche:
  Jeremy: Some f*cking bullsh*t!
• This:
  Mushu: Did you see that?! Those Huns popped out of the ground like daisies!
  Jeremy: Mushu would be fabulous at Cinemasins!
• This bit:
  Servant: Make way for the Emperor of China!
  Jeremy: Make way...for Prince Ali...
• This bit:
  Jeremy: The Huns drag the Emperor into the throne room instead of...killing him.
• This:
  Jeremy: Mulan has disarmed the villain and a knife to his chest but turns to a haphazard dragon to blast him with a firework. Slice the man open! Be a f*cking man about it. Am I doing this right?
• This bit:
  Mushu: You are a lucky bug.
  Jeremy: Oh, eat my balls.

Pocahontas

• This part with Grandmother Willow.
  Grandmother Willow: Your mother asked me the very same question.
  Pocahontas: What did you tell her?
  Grandmother Willow: To listen...
  Jeremy: Then she died.

The Princess and The Frog

• Jeremy loses it when the opening musical number begins before the opening logos.
• When Charlotte presses her cat against Tiana:
  Jeremy: Female's flippant feline flinging far from funny, in fact, feels flagrantly foul.
• This bit:
  James: This is the best gumbo I've ever tasted!
  Jeremy: We now return you to Ratatouille, already in progress!
• Jeremy refers to Down in New Orleans as "The most Randy Newmanest song to ever Randy Newman itself".
• Jeremy turns out to not be a big fan of Charlotte:
  Jeremy: Either Charlotte goes or I do. Are we sure those beignets aren't stuffed with cocaine?
  • Later, he has the same reaction to Ray the firefly:
  Ray: I just got my big glowing butt! Yeah, that's right!
  Jeremy: Oh bother. They dragged poor Jim Cummings into this, didn't they?
• Jeremy's comments on the musical numbers:
  Jeremy: The music in this movie really forgets how to music. What's the opposite of an earworm? Because that's this movie in a nutshell.
• This:
  Jeremy: Laurence turns out to be one of the bad guys. But maybe that's because he was belittled on by literally everyone at the beginning of this movie!
• This bit:
  Dr. Faciliter: I hope you're satisfied...
  Jeremy: If this is the results of the drugs I took a half hour ago, then no, I'm not satisfied. I'd like my money back.
• This:
  Charlotte: Travis, when a lady says "later", she really means "not ever"!
  Jeremy: Well then, I guess I'll enjoy this movie "later".
• Jeremy is floored that the sight of two small frogs is enough to throw the costume party into chaos:
  Jeremy: This is the bayou. Those sh*ts are everywhere!
• This:
  Tiana: It's voodoo!
  Jeremy: Who do? You do. Do what? Remind me of the babe!
• During Louis's song, Jeremy abruptly cuts it off with:
  Jeremy SKIP-A-Dee-Doo-Dah! Skip-A-Dee-Day...
• This:
  Ray: First rule of the bayou: never take directions from a gator.
  Jeremy: Wow. That's TOTALLY racist.
• When Mama Odie first appears:
  Jeremy: Deus Ex MamaOdieca.
• At the voodoo dolls coming to life and attacking Dr. Faciliter:
  Jeremy: I feel the Nightmare Fuel in this movie doesn't get talked about enough.
• One of the outtakes plays “Rainbow Connection” over frog Naveen playing a makeshift guitar.

Ralph Breaks The Internet

• When Vanellope and Ralph are at Tapper's:
  Jeremy: Let's distill the movie's myth about Tapper. That dude sold alcohol beverages to bikers, cowboys, punk rockers and aliens. The fact that he sells root beer is a lie. It probably pisses off the older video gamer characters who can't get the good stuff.
• Jeremy remarks for some time on how different generations of video game characters can enter other games without breaking their code, culminating in:
  Jeremy: That sh*t's weird, yo.
• This bit:
  Vanellope: That's a plug-in alert!
  Jeremy: This is what I used to tell my college roommate on the event I was going to have coitus in the dorm room that night.
• This:
  Gamer: Choose the glitch girl! I love her!
  Jeremy: Glitch stans? There are glitch stans in this universe?!
• When the Sugar Rush wheel breaks:
  Litwik: That's more than this game makes in a year!
  Jeremy: Have you tried putting Q-Bert characters into it?
• When Ralph and Vanellope travel into the internet:
  Jeremy: This looks fast but is actually very slow from a data standpoint. So I'm assuming Litwik's internet service provider is Comcast.
  • The movie's sentence is also Comcast, complete with audio from the South Park episode mocking them.
• "You know your movie's in trouble when it looks like the Emoji Movie."
• Some of Jeremy's most biting sarcasm yet:
  Jeremy: Aw, isn't that cute. Twitter is being depicted as a place where cute birds share cat photos and not a bloodbath/birdbath/birdblood of racism, stupidity, trolling, stupidity and racepidity.
• Jeremy's comments on the movie:
  Jeremy: I loved you, Wreck-it Ralph! YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE! NOW SPIDER-MAN: INTO THE SPIDER-VERSE HAS THE HIGH GROUND!
• When a gamer throws their controller at the screen:
  Jeremy: Chris wanted me to tell you all that this screen would have definitely cracked, thanks to the wallet incident.
• This sin, if only for the sheer amount of rage in Jeremy's voice:
  Racer: You mess with the bull, YOU GET THE HORNS!
  Jeremy: The Ralph and The Furious.
• This:
  Shank: Give him the Blow and Go.
  Jeremy: I just want to say, this is NOT what you'll find if you look-up "Blow and Go."
• Jeremy loses it at the introduction of BuzzTube, especially when YouTube already exists in the movie's world.
• Jeremy's reaction to BuzzTube in general:
  Jeremy: It's like Disney specifically asked me what I didn't want in a movie and then forced it upon me.
• At the shot of Oh My Disney:
  Jeremy: And welcome to the "We Own All The Things And Wanted To Remind You of That" part of the movie.
• This:
  Spamley: This guy is a virus-making machine!
  Jeremy: Lil Pump lives down here?!
• At the Virus-Ralphs:
  Ralph-Virus: FRIEND.
  Jeremy: 28,000 Ralphs Later? World War R?
• Near the end of the movie, Jeremy wonders if anything that happened in the movie will be brought up "in the enevitable 3rd entry: Wr3ck-It".

Raya and the Last Dragon

• The opening sin, in which Jeremy performs a different sin over the Disney logo:
  Jeremy: Wishing star, sweeping music, train, fireworks, castle... Monopoly?!
• This:
  Raya: I know what you're thinking...
  Jeremy: And yet here you are, still narrating.
• Followed with:
  Raya: A dystopian world. How did this happen anyway?
  Jeremy: The movie just started and I was not wondering any of these things. We were shown some rocks, a broken statue, a rolly creature and some other statues that look like an outdoor art installation. I mean, NOW I have questions and that's on you!
• "I've watched this introduction several times now and all I can tell you is Moana did it way better and I'm surprised no one told the writers this."
• As the opening shows what the world was like before:
  Raya: This is what we used to be.
  Jeremy: Antelope?
• This:
  Raya: Borders were drawn...
  Jeremy: But, hey, they were divided equally!
• Even though Jeremy removes a sin for Tuk-Tuk's adorableness, he also calls him "an ignorant half-insect, half-mammal monstrosity".
  • Later on, he calls Tuk-Tuk "a living Popple".
• "Making one of your tribal skill Fruit Ninja-ing."
• This:
  Chief Benja: There's a reason why each land is named after part of the dragon.
  Jeremy: Lack of creativity in the writer's room? The fact that audiences will get angry if you make too many new names of things? Am I close?
• At one point, Jeremy gets bored of the conversation between Raya and Namraami, asking the audience if they "would rather fight 10 dragon-sized Rayas or 100 Raya-sized dragons?"
  • Much later on in the video, the sight of the ongis makes Jeremy wonder if the audience would "rather have nine one-inch d*cks or one nine-inch d*ck?" before telling the audience to comment below.
• This:
  Chief Benja: They're repelled by water!
  Jeremy: Oh, for the love of A Quiet Signs of Oz, of course they are.
• When Benja throws Raya off a bridge to safety:
  Jeremy: Guess I won't be needing THIS anymore...
• Jeremy adds 10 sins for Raya somehow being able to ride Tuk-Tuk safely.
• When Raya summons Sisu:
  Raya: I want my Ba Ba back.
  Jeremy: This SKIP brought to you by Chili's. I want my Ba Ba back, Ba Ba back, Ba Ba back...
• When Sisu shows up:
  Jeremy: I don't know. This whole movie seems like an apology for not having Mushu in live action Mulan. And it is WAY too late for that apology. It's too late to apologise...it's too late to...
• This:
  Raya: And what year do you think it is?
  Sisu: Tuesday.
  Jeremy: The internet's reaction whenever I forget to upload a sins video somehow makes it into the script!
• The Running Gag about Jeremy's rising anger about the movie's glacial pace.
• "This dragon graveyards on for some time."
• As soon as Little Noi shows up, Jeremy immediately adds 10 sins, declaring her "the worst thing Disney has ever made". He also refuses to call her by her name, renaming her "Baby Con" throughout the sins video.
• Later, when Little Noi leaps across a long distance to steal the pendant:
  Jeremy: Oh, f*ck you, movie.
• This bit:
  Raya: Fog.
  Sisu: Yeah, that was my brother Jagan's magic.
  Jeremy: Are you Ja'gonna believe the convenience of that fog?
• This:
  Sisu: In hindsight, maybe I was a little hasty.
  Jeremy: In hindsight, I wonder why Sisu doesn't just turn into a dragon to save themselves.
• This bit:
  Sisu: I'm not so sure what's so funny.
  Jeremy: You should have a conversation with whoever wrote the entire Con-Baby portion of the script of this movie. You could have a nice talk about not understanding what makes something funny!
• Just as the plot is getting into motion, Jeremy loses it when the movie stops to talk about the main characters coming up with another plan.
• When Sisu talks about all of her siblings, Jeremy becomes annoyed that the movie is repeating exposition:
  Jeremy: I swear to God, Disney, I will end you and every dragon movie you make! F*cking Pete's Dragon...
• When Sisu is seemingly killed:
  Jeremy: She shoots Sisu by the sea shore. The she she shoots is Sisu, I'm sure. If she shoots Sisu by the sea shore, I'm sure that Sisu... won't stay dead and come back to life so all the tension of this f*cking final act is forced as hell.
• As all of the world's water is drained:
  Boun: What's happening?
  Jeremy: A visual representation of all my interest in the movie being sucked dry.
• When all of the dragons return to revive Sisu:
  Jeremy: And that, children, is how the magical dragon sperm fertizile the happy ending egg. The End!
• An obscure reference in the outtakes: Raya and Sisu are watched over by Daniel Dravot.

Tangled

• The Call-Back to their Grinch video, which was uploaded two days before.
  Kingdom is great at finding hidden flowers, but not so much at hidden towers. Dammit, Grinch! *ding*
• The Running Gag of the "Eat an apple to look like an a-hole" sin is used a lot in this video:
  • When Rapunzel and Flynn head off on the boat at the lantern festival, Maximus eats 14 apples, "to make him look like 14 assholes."
  • At the end:
  Flynn: With Maximus, crime in the kingdom disappeared almost overnight […] as did most of the apples.
  Jeremy: Because he's an asshole.
• Jeremy getting carried away:
  Jeremy: Man, I hope she has promises to do me. I mean Cartoon-Do … Wait- Sh*t. I mean … I want to squeeze 'em!
• The entire outtakes reel is sheer gold:
  • As Pascal is at first embarrassed then peeks at Rapunzel & Flynn while they're on the lake, the Grandfather asks the Grandson, "What's the matter?". The Grandson replies, "They're kissing again." The Grandfather says, "Someday you might not mind so much." The Grandson blurts out, "I don't mind so much."
  • When Gothel snaps at Rapunzel, we hear Johnny exclaim, "The tower! The tower! Rapunzel, Rapunzel!"
  • The song that Gothel sings to the magic flower is a very sexually-explicit comedic blues-rock number.
  • As Gothel absconds with baby Rapunzel, H.I. McDonough says, "They're all so damn good, I think I got the best one."
  • When Flynn betrays the Stabbington brothers after they give him the tiara, Sancho says, "Throw me the idol, I throw you the whip!... Adios, señor."
  • As Flynn fights Maximus in the mine, Vizzini exclaims, "I see you are using the Bonetti defence against me!", to which the Man in Black replies, "I thought it fitting, considering the rocky terrain." Vizzini counters, "Naturally, you must expect me to attack with Capoferro!"
  • After Flynn confesses his real name is Eugene Fitzherbert, Moe Syzslak comments, "That's the dumbest name I ever heard."
  • As Rapunzel stares at the mural depicting the baby princess for an inordinately long time, Butt-Head can be heard hemming for an equally-long time before saying, "Whoa, I think I just figured something out, Beavis!... This sucks."
  • And lastly, when Flynn narrates "I'm sure you can imagine what happened next", Cher Horowitz retorts, "As if! I am only 16, and this is California, not Kentucky."

Tarzan

• When Terk plays around with a typewriter:
  Terk: Ha ha ha ha! Ding!
  Jeremy: Terk would f*cking RULE at Cinema Sins.
• Jeremy's reaction to Tantor using his trunk as a periscope:
  Jeremy: F*cking f*ck you, movie, you f*cking f*cknut asshole dickweed!

Wish

• Jeremy's parody of the song "This Wish":
  So I look up at the screen to guide me
  And throw critique to every boring scene
  If having seen too many films is what drives me
  Then let me be the first to nitpick and whine
  So I roll credits
  To have something more for us than this
  So I roll credits
  To have something more for us than this!

Wreck It Ralph

• At the opening:
  Wreck-It Ralph: Hi, my name's Ralph.
  Jeremy: Narralphtion!
• This:
  Wreck-It Ralph: I'M GONNA WRECK IT!
  Jeremy: This is what I used to say before ruining sex for my girlfriend.
• Jeremy calls out that Zangief is considered a bad guy and makes the suggestion to replace him with Dhalsim instead because:
  Jeremy: F*cking Dhalsim.
• The Running Gag of Jeremy continuously explaining how arcades died out in real life due to poor business decisions.
• Jeremy is upset at Q-Bert's appearance because "Q-Bert was the most infuriating game ever made."
• This bit:
  King Candy: Have some candy!
  Jeremy: Casual cannibalism.
• Jeremy calls out the Mentos and Diet Coke reference and warns future movie producers to "not reference a fleeting viral video in your timeless animated movie."
• "Konami Code Pandering! Want to get a bunch of nerds excited about something in your movie?! Show them the Konami Code! It's like a secret handshake for...everyone who's ever played Contra and nobody else!"
• Jeremy declares the movie's depiction of hacking to be even worse than the movie Hackers.
• Jeremy sins Twizzlers for no reason.
• Jeremy compares King Candy to Agent Smith, then goes on a long tangent about the nature of Agent Smith against Neo, completely forgetting about Wreck-It Ralph as the film plays.
• Jeremy's reaction to Ralph's "I'm Bad, And That's Good" speech? Calling it a "Discount Iron Giant 'Superman' moment".
• The movie's sentence is "Sent to the Atari burial site", complete with the digitised E.T. theme from the infamous Atari 2600 game.
• One of the outtakes:
  King Candy: Our next racer is...
  Hingle McKringleberry: Hingle McKringleberry! From Penn State University!

Zootopia

• After Yax mentions the license plate number to Judy:
  Jeremy: Tommy Chong yak actually got the license plate number despite being a Tommy Chong yak. *ding*
• Assistant Mayor Bellwether: "Oh, mutton chops".
  Jeremy: A sheep saying this is equivalent to a person saying, "Oh, meaty rib cage." *ding*

Disney's Live Action Fairy Tale films

Aladdin (2019)

• The video description is not shy about Jeremy's opinion of the movie:
  Video Description: They f*cking made a live-action remake of f*cking Aladdin because of course they did, those money-grubbing Disney dicks. They care only for money, and you assholes keep going to see these live-action remakes, so... they will literally never stop.
• The first sin of the video is, as always with the live-action remakes, "This movie exists".
• This:
  The Peddler: This ship has seen us through many a storm.
  Jeremy: So what you're saying is there's no need to do something just because it's bigger, newer and looks better? Especially when what you've got does the job perfectly well?
• At a shot of the title card:
  Jeremy: I hate you.
• Jeremy points out how a pet tiger is creepier in live-action, noting that Rajah "looks like he should be eating Jasmine's face off right now".
• Jeremy loses it at the motion effects during "One Jump Ahead".
• This bit:
  Jafar: Walls and borders unguarded will be attacked!
  Jeremy: I gotta say, making Jafar a pissy teenager was a bold choice.
• Jeremy refers to Jasmine's solo song as "Can Belle Paint With Part of Your World While Letting It Go?"
• This:
  Iago: Diamond in the rough!
  Jeremy: Why? Is it because his obvious digital double can leap across rooftops with Uncanny Valley ease?!
• This:
  Aladdin: Let me out of here!
  Jafar: First, give me the lamp!
  Jeremy: Throw me the whip!
• When Jafar loses the genie lamp:
  Jafar: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
  Jeremy: Ah.
• At the end of Will Smith's version of Friend Like Me:
  Jeremy: Thanks, I hate it.
• "The director said "let's have Will Smith take a bite of an apple and then throw it away in this scene so that the audience will know we are all assholes for putting up with this sh*t.""
• When The Genie makes Aladdin a prince:
  Aladdin: Won't people recognise me?
  The Genie: No one's going to recognise you. That's how genie magic works!
  Jeremy: Ohhh.
• This:
  The Genie: Just the two of us.
  Jeremy: Yep, just the two of you, building castles in the sand, gettin' jiggy wit it, and wondering why parents just don't understand.
• The "A Whole New World" sequence has Jeremy fondly remember the wonder of the original...to which he promptly sins this version for not being the original.
• Jeremy turns out to not like the live-action version of Iago:
  Iago: Fascinating.
  Jeremy: I hate this specific live-action movie's version of this parrot so much. I want it to die in a garbage disposal. I want red feathers flying in the air, tinged with the spattered blood of this f*cking bird.
• Jeremy threatens to reuse the old sins at one point, noting that "if Disney can just regurgitate the same exact stuff, then I should be able to play that game too!"
• In one scene where The Sultan talking, Jeremy finds it so funny that it seems like Rajah is the one talking instead that he watched it 5 times. Then he's mad that Rajah couldn't be a central character in this movie like Aslan.
• The sentence? "2019's A Friend Like Me". Made even funnier by the Most Annoying Sound in The World soundbite they use.
• One of the outtakes plays Mario sound effects over Aladdin escaping the Cave of Wonders.

Alice in Wonderland (2010)

• The way the "Walt Disney Pictures Presents" logo zooms out...
  Jeremy: Well, someone saw the Harry Potter movies.
  • It turns into a Running Gag as the various actors who performed in this movie had also performed in the Harry Potter movies (i.e., Alan Rickman as Absolem, Helena Bonham Carter as the Red Queen, Timothy Spall as Bayard), which Jeremy points out every single time:
  Jeremy: "[Name of Harry Potter actor] further proof I am watching a Harry Potter movie."

  • He also references a Harry Potter game in the case of Stephen Fry as the voice of the Cheshire Cat.
• Alice asks a pair of twins if their mother knows if they swim naked in a pond, which prompts this remark:
  Jeremy: OOOOHHHHH snap! Where is the footage of that? I mean, she totally owned them right there, right? I mean, assuming there's verifiable footage of said naked swimming. You know... for science.
• This:
  Alice: You could always paint the roses red.
  Lady Ascot: What an odd thing to say!
  Jeremy: <sigh>
• Jeremy points out how everyone at the engagement party all are dressed the same range of colors:
  "This is some otherworldly color-coordination for this engagement party — or are you saying the entire kingdom only has the range of white-to-sky-blue to choose from?! And if so... WHY?!"
• This, as a shrunken Alice struggles vainly to reach a table:
  Dodo: You would think that she would remember all of this from the first time.
  Jeremy: Wonderland creature would be amazing at CinemaSins.
• Response to a candy with the phrase "Eat me":
  "Now see... that's just an insult right there!"

Alice Through the Looking Glass

• Once again, Jeremy ridicules the "Walt Disney Pictures Presents" text for the same reason as the first Alice movie:
  "Walt Disney rips off Warner Brothers' Harry Potter font, because... why the hell not?"
• "Pirates of the Caribbean 9: The Alice Chronicles."
• As Alice reaches her hand into the mirror, Jeremy remarks, "This might as well be a roll credits here, I think."
• Jeremy is confused by Alice's tiny size when she falls out the open midair door and lands in a flowerbed in Wonderland, which is normal-sized, so he decides to just add on two sins to this movie and moves on. Cue two dings.
• Jeremy notices that Alice's clothes shrank with her body, which prompts this remark:
  "No one wants to see Alice naked except for... calculating... calculating... 40% of this movie's audience! Wait... what?!"
• When Sacha Baron Cohen is introduced as Time, Jeremy is so appalled that he decides to add on 45 sins to the entire scene inside the clock tower, which he denounces as "a huge time-wasting MacGuffin of f*ckery." He then proceeds to a do a sped-up version of the sins featured herein. As there are 45 sins thus far, the next 45 sins added on result in 90 sins altogether thus far.
  Jeremy: (as he fast-forwards through this scene) Oh, man, that's bad... (as Alice and Time interact) Oh, remember that? (as Time points to the clock on his chest) I'm glad we're fast-forwarding this... (the sound of food crunching is heard — maybe it's potato chips or something)
  • At the end of the video, the sins in the clock tower scene are featured again, this time at normal speed. One example:
    Alice: (to Time about the Mad Hatter) Our friend is in mortal danger!
    Jeremy: But, like, why? Nothing actually happened to make him ill. There was no curse or spell, no physical ailment. He basically threw a temper tantrum and changed his physical appearance. That's not mortal danger, that's going goth.
    • Also, when Time meets the Red Queen...
      Jeremy: Of COURSE the time guy Alice needs help from is in love with the main antagonist from the last movie. Because of course he is. Of course!
• As Mirana, the White Queen, puts all of Wonderland's hopes in Alice, Jeremy thinks that Anne Hathaway, who plays the White Queen, is the real villain in this movie.
  "I don't mean Mirana, the White Queen, I specifically mean Anne Hathaway."
• As King Oleron addresses the people of Witzend, Jeremy is appalled:
  "Witzend?! Wit's End?!?! Really?! Are you TRYING to piss me off by describing me when watching this movie?!"
• This part when everything is been rust incluing the Chronosphere, then later it powers up as Jeremy ranting:
  "Oh, f*ck your f*cking face, Uncle Movie. You're a boner biting bastard, Uncle Movie!"
• One post-review stinger features several chess pieces and a broken Humpty Dumpty, while the "If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding" line from "Another Brick In The Wall" is heard.

Beauty and the Beast (2017)

• "This movie exists."
  • The ice-cold tone of his voice when he says this adds to the humour.
• Jeremy immediately compares this movie to the 1998 Psycho remake.
• Eventually, he gets so fed up with the movie blatantly copying the animated version that he chooses to repeat some sins from said video instead of writing new ones.
• The fact that Jeremy is so scandalised by this movie that he never once uses the usual "Emma Watson is not my girlfriend in this scene" sin. Not Distracted by the Sexy indeed.
• He also sins the movie during the famous ballroom scene for somehow having worse camerawork in the exact same scene than a movie that doesn't even have cameras had.

Christopher Robin

• During the opening scenes:

  On-Screen Text: Christopher Robin spent his days playing with his friends...

  Jeremy: Young Jeremy did the same, depending on what you mean by "friends".

• Jeremy sins Cricket yet again.
• "Man, I love poking the bear by sinning Winnie-The-Pooh."
• This:

  Christopher: I'd rather be anywhere else than this boring old office where boring things happen.

  Jeremy: Fun fact: "Where Boring Things Happen" was the original title of this movie.

• "So, Christopher has to decide who to fire and apparently, we're going with a morose Dickensian version of Winnie-The-Pooh. Just like we hope for in all adaptations of fold childhood icons!"
• This bit:

  Pooh: Oh dear. It's all so gloomy and sad.

  Jeremy: Winnie-The-Pooh would be excellent at Cinemasins!

• This:

  Christopher: What to do? What to do?!

  Pooh: What to do, indeed.

  Jeremy: And here's where the movie instantly becomes Hook.

• "Nosey neighbor knows not that nervous neighbor is nearby, nevertheless, nosey neighbor navigates nimbly, nearing nonsensically nervious neighbor nearly."
• Jeremy gets increasingly annoyed at how morose the movie's tone is for such a beloved innocent series, culminating in him declaring that "This is the children's version of Remains of the Day!"
• The Running Gag about Jeremy taking great pains to praise Jim Cummings' performance as Winnie-The-Pooh, even though he rips virtually every other part of the movie to shreds.
• At a shot of Owl's eyeball peeking through a log, Jeremy claims that it's "subliminal advertising for the 2000 movie Dinosaur", showing the shot side-by-side with the movie's poster.
• This:

  Pooh: Goodbye, Christopher Robin.

  Jeremy: No. "Goodbye, Christopher Robin" is a different live action Winnie-The-Pooh movie about the ACTUAL Christopher Robin and somehow, came out less than a year before this movie. It's like Deep Impact and Armageddon, only if Armageddon was called "REALLY Deep Impact" for maximum audience confusion.

• This bit:

  Pooh: Is it tied up tight?

  Tigger: Of course! I used a Tigger-Knot!

  Jeremy: 100 Acres of Grey.

• This:

  Pooh: Did the red balloon make you feel happy?

  Jeremy: Why yes! It's a delightful and wonderful 1956 French film that won the Best Original Screenplay Oscar! Wait...1956? Oh, they couldn't have seen that movie yet.

• This bit:

  Madeline: There's going to be no fun at boarding school.

  Jeremy: Or in this movie.

• Near the end of the film:

  Evelyn I suppose it all depends on how you look at things.

  Christopher: Dear, you're a genius!

  Jeremy: Christopher Robin went to the "Jeff-Goldblum in-Independence-Day School of Giving a Genius Credit to People who Innocently Say Stuff Unrelated to the Problem That Makes Them Figure Out the Problem"! They had a hard time fitting all that on the sign, but it's a great school!

Cinderella (2015)

• "This movie exists."
• "Movie decides to cast Game of Thrones' Richard Madden against type as a prince who falls in love with the wrong woman. Something tells me this won't end in a Red Wedding but I'd knock off a hundred sins if it did."
• The exasperation at Cinderella's mother's unexplained death. "What did she die of? Happiness?"

Dumbo (2019)

• Jeremy's feelings on the movie is spelt out by the video description:

  Video Description: Honestly, this movie can kiss my ass and go straight to hell. It's an abomination. It's terrible on every level. You could offer me $100,000 to praise this thing and I would take the money, sh*t on the movie, and use the money for bail and lawyer fees.

• Jeremy loses it when the movie does a "travel by map montage" in the first two minutes.
• This bit:

  Max Medici: She's having a baby!

  Jeremy: Roll Cred- Wait a minute. This isn't a Kevin Bacon film. No Roll Credits for you!

• Jeremy sums up Millie's character traits in one sentence:

  Jeremy: Pessimism needs to hire this girl as a spokesperson.

• "Max literally stumbling through Casey Jr. shows just how much care Disney put into this remake."
• This:

  Holt: Good god, son. You're making me miss the war.

  Jeremy: What.

• "This movie already makes me want to set my eyes on fire."
• When a falling sign causes Dumbo to get his nickname, Jeremy is left speechless at the contrived nature:

  Jeremy: Well, that happened.

• Jeremy ends up cracking up at Rufus dying unexpectingly.
• This bit:

  Millie: Your mama was just trying to protect you...she didn't mean to hurt anyone.

  Jeremy: Ladies and gentlemen, step riiiiiiight up for a SKIP!

• When Dumbo flies at the circus act, Jeremy is elated that the movie is over only an hour into it. Cut to Vandevere learning about Dumbo.

  Jeremy: GOD DAMNIT.

• This bit:

  Holt: Way to work your magic, Max.

  Jeremy: I can't wait to see the sequel: Magic Max XXL.

• This:

  Holt: I just want you to know, I've been to France. Lots of experience.

  Jeremy: That's racist.

• Jeremy responds to Disney's Biting-the-Hand Humor with "I am Jack's complete lack of surprise."
• Jeremy ends up running out of patience with the movie:

  Remington: Let's get this show on the road!

  Jeremy: Oh, bite my ass.

• At Michael Buffer's cameo:

  Jeremy: F*ck this movie. F*ck this guy. F*ck this stupid line. F*CK THIS MOVIE!

• Jeremy calls out the movie for ripping off The Robot B9 for a robot in Dreamland.
• Jeremy's comments on Dumbo's nickname:

  Jeremy: Big D?! I think they should have thought twice before naming it.

• "I haven't seen tarp-cutting action this intense since Honey, I Shrunk The Kids."
• The sentence? "Riding on Dumbo with circus clowns.

  Georgie Denbrough: You'll float too. You'll float too. You'll float too!

The Lion King (2019)

• The video description:

  Video Description: Here is a movie that flat out didn't need to happen. It does not improve on the original, changes very little, and is an overall empty experience. Also it has sins.

• The opening sin?

  Jeremy: This movie exists.

• During the Circle of Life segment:

  Jeremy: Wow, it really is like the other movie. Except since there are no live-action actors on screen whatsoever, this is literally a cartoon.

• At one point, Jeremy notes that Disney are "probably trying to teach actual animals how to acts and will then proceed with their remake of Finding Nemo."
• When Baby Simba first appears:

  Jeremy: Ahh! Sudden Twilight-baby!

• This bit:

  Jeremy: Remember when everyone gave Gus Van Sant sh*t for doing a literal shot-for-shot remake of Psycho? Yeah, I remember.

• This:

  Simba: Dad! Dad! Dad!

  Jeremy: And somewhere, Johnathan Taylor Thomas is at home saying "I could have done that!"

• This bit:

  Mufasa: You have the morning report?

  Zazu: Ah, yes, sir! There were 10 flamingos-

  Jeremy: The Morning Tonight with John Oliver.

• The return of an old Running Gag:

  Simba: Elephant graveyard? Cool!

  Jeremy: Elephant Graveyard is either: A) New York's hottest new nightclub with ivory stripper poles, pachedyrm-seat barstools and artisian bologna sandwiches, B) the name of my new Ska band, C) an Albanian spicy cola drink or D) the name of the sexual experiences my college ex-girlfriend gave to her previous boyfriends?

• This:

  Zazu: Out of surface and Out of Africa!

  Jeremy: Out of Africa.

• During Mufasa's death:

  Simba: Noooooooo!

  Jeremy: No.

• Jeremy begrudingly admits that Timon and Pumbaa are still good characters, but refuses to remove a sin for them. Instead, he ADDS a sin for them being in this movie.
• "There's more bug eating in this movie than there is in 12 Monkeys."
• During Can You Feel the Love Tonight:

  Jeremy: I'd literally remove every sin from every movie ever AND retire if Simba and Nala just started doing it. Would it even be R-rated? They're just two CGI lions...

• This:

  Jeremy: This is WAY better than the live-action remake of Kimba the White Lion.

• During the climatic battle:

  Jeremy: I see Disney is employing MCU-style fights across ALL their live-action properties.

• One of the outtakes:

  Simba: All of this...will belong to me?

  CATS: ALL YOUR BASE! BASE! BASE! ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!

Maleficent

• "No fairies were harmed in the making of this scene, because … well, she used a tree army, and presumably all the fairies are back at home chilling and playing Call of Duty" *ding*
• When King Stephen demands all the forgers be brought to him, the Narrator asks, "…All of them? Are you sure you don't want to speak, like, the head forger or something?"
• "Tree dragon." *ding*

Maleficent: Mistress of Evil

• The title: "Everything Wrong With Maleficent: Mistress of Evil In Horny Minutes.
• The first sin, as per usual:

  Jeremy: This bullsh*t sequel to a live-action remake of an old animated movie exists.

• This bit:

  Narrator: And yet, Maleficent, Mistress of Evil was not trusted by those from the Moors.

  Jeremy: Could it be that she called herself "Mistress of Evil"? I'm no branding expert but maybe drop that title if you're looking for some admiration.

• This:

  Narrator: And Maleficent became the villain once more.

  Jeremy: Because...sequel!

• Jeremy's response to a lame joke:

  Flora: She's no Sleeping Beauty!

  Merriweather: I saw what you did there.

  Jeremy: Yes. We ALL saw what you did there. There are now two visible objects from space: The Great Wall of China and WHAT YOU DID THERE!

• This bit:

  Aurora: I'm not in the mood for this!

  Jeremy: Things I said 10 minutes after watching this movie somehow makes it into the actual movie!

• When the good fairies show up:

  Jeremy: Man, Huey, Dewey and Louie are way slower than I remember them being.

• Jeremy skips each and every instance of romance in the film.
• "AHH! Sudden green bean people!"
• When Maleficent flies through the air:

  Jeremy: Can you read my mind?

• This bit:

  Dark Fae: There are too many humans!

  Jeremy: This guy is right.

  • Immediately followed with:
    Dark Fae: You reek of human.
    Jeremy: This movie is way more Battlefield Earth than I think it intended to be.
• At a flyover of the Dark Fairy kingdom:

  Jeremy: How to Train Your Maleficent 3: The Hidden World.

• At the Dark Fairy celebration:

  Jeremy: Movie has time for this?! Seriously, I haven't seen a dance party this pointless since the one in Zion.

• An unexpected reference:

  Flora: Everyone be sure to stay together!

  Jeremy: Sure glad that Ed, Edd and Eddy are here to give directions to the mushrooms and Treebeards and root people.

• Jeremy sins every instance of a contrived plot convience in one scene, adding up to 11 sins.
• Jeremy snaps at the end of the movie:

  Jeremy: Movie ends with 50 seconds of Maleficent just flying! WHY IS THIS MOVIE TWO HOURS LONG?! END! EEEEEEEND!

Mary Poppins

• At Bert's first line in the film:

  Bert: Comical poems, ladies and gentlemen.

  Jeremy: Bert is a Dick Van Dyke to the British accent.

• This bit:

  Bert: I can't put me finger on what lies in store; but I feel whats to happen has all happened before!

  Jeremy: Bert reveals Disney's current production slogan over half a century ago.

• After a quick tune plays, Jeremy starts singing the Alexander Anderson song.
• At Admiral Boom firing his cannon:
  Jeremy: Movie makes the only good case I've ever heard for a Home Owners Association.
• Jeremy refers to Mary as "Penn and Teller with a child education degree".
• Jeremy calls out the fake robins during the Spoonful of Sugar sequence.
• This:

  Bert: Why, Mary Poppins!

  Jeremy: Roll Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!

• During the Jolly Holiday sequence, Jeremy is shocked at the size of a background horse and cracks up over it.
• When Bert dances with the penguin waiters:

  Jeremy: 42 years before Happy Feet. Suck it, Warner Bros!

• "Movie predicts the future by showing a Disney character scooping up a fox and carrying it away."
• This:

  Bert: STEP IN TIME! STEP! IN! TIME!

  Jeremy: This steps on for some time.

• One of the outtakes:

  Michael: Won't you be sacked?

  Mary Poppins: Sacked? I can't ever be sacked.

  Intertitle: We apologise for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible have been sacked.

• "Two turtles totally tickled to transfer two tremendously titanic troubadours towards terra-firma, though truth told turtles are terrible transportation, too tired to tread the tide typically translating to tragic terminal tales."
• This

  Mr. Banks: This made the tea unsuitable for drinking...even for Americans.

  Jeremy: Oh, come on!! That was the funniest joke in the whole movie, but this movie won't let Banks get credit for it because his audience is a bunch of stuffy old dorks. What a ripoff. ^note [[The narrator using a mild insult like "dorks" is just unexpectedly funny.]]

Mary Poppins Returns

• Jeremy is so tired of Disney's Logo Joke appearing at the beginning of their films, he simply decides to sin their logos like Comcast.
• When Jack rides his bicycle through London, Jeremy points out what might be the Feed The Birds woman dead on the steps of the cathedral.
• Jeremy points out that the matte paintings somehow looked more realistic in the original.
• This bit:

  Georgie: Look! The balloon lady!

  Jeremy: I'd remove 400 sins if the balloon lady turned out to be Pennywise.

• When Michael throws away the kite from the first film:

  Jeremy: Oh, f*ck OFF.

• This bit:

  Mary Poppins: I should have left you in the stand with the others.

  Parrot Umbrella: No, not with the canes!

  Jeremy: That's cane-ist.

• Jeremy refers to the underwater sequence as "still better than Aquaman."
• This:

  Jack: One thing about Mary Poppins; she never explains anything.

  Jeremy: No sh*t, Sherlock.

• Jeremy is horrified that the animated sequence turns into a burlesque-style number.
• "Lin sins and sends penguins friend who spins end over end, ascends, descends but Lin pretends to my chagrin that the tailspin is not his end and grins. Fin."
• Jeremy refers to the chase scene in the animated sequence as Back to The Sleepy Hollow.
• This:

  Mary Poppins: They're looking for the place where the lost things go...

  Jeremy: The lost and found? Goodwill? Memphis?

• Jeremy's reaction to Topsy:

  Jeremy: HOLY SH*T! Everyone take some pictures and make some gifs because THIS is what slumming it looks like, and I'm talking about an actress that was in both Mamma Mia movies!

  • Seconds later, Jeremy cuts off her song before it even begins:
    Jeremy: Superskipafragiskipticexpialaskipthis!
• Later during the same scene:

  Topsy: Let's do the turtle swing!

  Jeremy: This movie is 2 hours and 22 minutes long.

• During the Leerie song sequence, when they perform tricks on bicycles:

  Jeremy: X-Games.

• This:

  Mary Poppins: Some people think too much. I find that absurd!

  Jeremy: Why think at all? Especially when you can just keep remaking the same movie over and over again!

• The last sin of the video, when Angela Lansbury shows up as the Balloon Lady:

  Jeremy: AHH! Sudden Murder She Wrote!

Mulan (2020)

• The first sin:

  Narrator: There have been many tales of the warrior Mulan...

  Jeremy: Totally! There have been two animated Disney movies AND a 2009 non-Disney Chinese film called Mulan: Rise of a Warrior. So you can see the need for a remake! *ding* Also, Mulanarration.

• This bit:

  Hua Li: Tell me your sister is not the cause of this.

  Jeremy: Hell no, mom! It's clearly Dave that's causing all that commotion outside! F*cking Dave.

• When Mulan slides down a rooftop:

  Jeremy: This is how you turn a Chinese legend into a cartoon. This is supposed to be badass but with all the editing and effects, it's just a cheap parody.

• This:

  Mulan: Don't look, there's a spider in your hair.

  Jeremy: Siblings.

• As Mulan listens to her parents:

  Hua Li: I ask you, what man would want to marry a girl who flits around rooftops, chasing chickens?

  Jeremy: All of them?

• At Xianniang's first appearance:

  Jeremy: Hold up. Not only do I have a bit of "who the f*ck is this", I've also got a dash of "what the f*ck is THAT?!" We have a hawk skull, with two extra beady talon things, making this look like a Predator situation...flanked by pelvis bits and two spines?! This is some evil-doer crafts gone wrong sh*t, right here. My GOD.

• When Xianniang possesses a human body:

  Jeremy: And THAT, kids, is how you get herpes.

• As the Huns run up walls:

  Jeremy: Oh, it's one of THOSE kind of movies. Like Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon but it omehow seems way more unrealistic.

• This:

  The Chancellor: His name is Bori Kahn.

  Jeremy: Fitting that one of the chief antagonists of this movie has a name that's 67% of the word "boring".

• "Ah, to be free, riding your horse and racing bunnies in an open meadow...completely unbound by marriage. What could possibly ruin this day?"
• "Fake spider. Fake table. Fake laughs. Excitement?"
• "Man, don't you hate it when you wake up in the middle of the night, you can't sleep and you see your father playing with his sword?"
• This bit:

  Hua Zhou: This is the Phoenix.

  Jeremy: F*CK OFF! Where is Mushu?! I was promised a Disney remake which means that everything is only slightly different than before! Next you're going to tell me that we skip part where she cuts her hair with her sword.

  • The movie then cuts to Mulan in the army:
    Jeremy: F*CK!
• "The director said "let's have your character give her horse a rotten apple and pretend it's a good thing by saying it's the last one. It'll make her look like even more of an asshole."
• This bit:

  Mulan: The phoenix!

  Jeremy: Phoen-ex machina!

• This:

  Cricket: My name is Cricket. My mother says I was born under an audacious moon.

  Jeremy: Draft nerds.

• Followed with:

  Mulan: Insult me again and you will taste the tip of my blade!

  Jeremy: Ohhhh yeaahhhhh... getting drafted for war just got a whooole lot sexieeeer!

• Jeremy is horrified at Chein-Po's laughing face, noting that he "could have gone a hundred lifetimes without seeing that."
• This bit:

  Commander Ling: Perhaps one day you could accompany me to my village... where I will introduce you to my daughter.

  Jeremy: Is...is this a tease to Mulan 2?!

• "Drumline contains frightfully few Nick Cannons!"
• "Today I learned that evil chi hawk ladies can smell estrogen from a mile away."
• After the avalanche:

  Commander Ling: The enemy has been defeated.

  Jeremy: The sentient snow has correctly identified all of our enemies and is currently crushing them to death or suffocating them slowly. We do not ask questions as to how only our men were spared, we simply must get to the part where Mulan reveals her boobs. I mean, reveals she has boobs.

• This bit:

  Xianniang: We are the same.

  Mulan: We are not.

  Xianniang: We are.

  Jeremy: Powerful.

• When the Huns are tied around a pole:

  Jeremy: This is the strangest Maypole celebration I've ever seen.

• As Mulan runs on the rooftops after Xianniang:

  Jeremy: Reality.

The Jungle Book (2016)

• Just like the above mentioned Beauty & The Beast and Cinderella, "This movie exists."
• This exchange:
  Mowgli: "You're kidding me?"
  Jeremy: Movie character says to Bill Murray Bear what I am currently saying to movie.
• And this exchange:
  Baloo: "Winter is coming."
  Jeremy: Discount Ned Stark is bear.
• The video description on YouTube:
  Jeremy: Jungle Book, Jungle Book, does whatever a Jungle Book does, which is sort of the problem.

Pete's Dragon (1977)

• During the opening credits, Jeremy puts the casting of this film in perspective by saying that this is equivalent to casting Miranda Lambert and famed 1970s child actor Kristy McNichol in the 2016 version.
  • Also, when Red Buttons is credited as a character named Hoagy:
    "Look, if Red Buttons is playing a character named Hoagy, this movie is probably pretty awful. Just saying."
• Jeremy describes the murderous Gogan clan as "the discount Beverly Hillbillies".
• When the Gogans start singing:
  Jeremy: Goddammit, is this a f*cking musical? Nobody told me that!!
• Upon seeing the Gogans' clumsy dance number:
  Jeremy: Choreographed redneckery.
• Jeremy is so appalled by this film that, for the first time ever, he occasionally takes a break from sinning, pausing the movie and everything, to yell at his partner Chris for forcing him to watch it.
  "Dude, have YOU seen this movie? I don't think so. I think you just put it on the schedule and assigned it to me because there's a remake coming. But this is some repugnant s*it, dude. And the worse it gets, the more I blame your ass. Just... FYI and s*it... asshole."
  • He resumes the rant later, culminating in an outraged demand that Chris "stop screening my calls!"
• "Pete's Dragon, the fun family movie about cannibal hillbillies out to kill a mentally ill young boy! Can't imagine why this wasn't a hit."
• At one point, Jeremy decides to Watch It Stoned and audibly lights up a bong, while the theme to Breaking Bad plays in the background. It doesn't help.
• When Elliott first appears, Jeremy exclaims, "Who Framed Roger Rabbit... eat your heart out, bitches."
  • Who Framed Roger Rabbit is referenced again in the climax of this film, when Doc Terminus attempts to kill Elliott with a harpoon, which Jeremy calls into question: "The only thing that could possibly kill Elliott is probably DIP. Or cancer."
• Learning that the dragon's name is Elliott, Jeremy remarks, "You sure you don't wanna try again? Drogon? Falkor? Toothless?"
• Jeremy calls out the red fruit suddenly turning purple when they turn animated when they're on Elliott's stomach: "That's an apple tree, not an apple-and-plum tree!"
  • As Pete and Elliott eat the apples...
    Jeremy: The director said, "Take a bite of this apple, it'll make you look like even more of a red-headed asshole."
• Pete sings to Elliott, while Jeremy complains loudly throughout:

  Pete: I look in your eyes and you whisper sweetly...♪
  Jeremy: Kill me.

  • "Uh... Was this song originally intended for another movie? About adults? In love?"
  • "Also, two sh*tty songs inside 12 minutes means this movie is my enemy and I will attempt to kill it."
• This:
  Pete: (to a schoolgirl) You don't name girls Elliott.
  Jeremy: That's racist.
• As Nora sings "Brazzle Dazzle Day":
  "'Disney using gibberish as the hook of the movie's upbeat song' cliche. A time-honored tradition."
• When the Gogan clan arrives in town, there's this:
  Gogan clansman: (to another clansman) You grab onto Pete while I grab onto her [Nora].
  Jeremy: That's the second time I've gotten a pretty strong sexual assault vibe from this movie, so I'm just gonna add 5 sins for that being okay in a Disney movie in 1977. *+5 dings*
• When the mayor trips over the missing staircase:
  Mayor: When did I start losing control of my town?
  Jeremy: Yesterday.

DreamWorks Animation films

Bee Movie

• This bit in the video description.
  And no, we didn't do anything regarding the f*cking Bee Movie meme, because we write sins and don't adopt Internet memes. Good day, sir.
• Jeremy pointing out the goofiness of Barry the bee's quasi-romantic relationship with a human female, culminating in:
  Vanessa: He happens to be the nicest bee I've met in a long time!
  Ken: Are there other bugs in your life?!
  Jeremy: This is an excellent, but unsatisfactorily-answered question. *ding*
• Jeremy's continuing annoyance with the bad and constant bee puns, notably:
  Barry: Larry, bees have never been afraid to change the world. I mean, what about Bee-Columbus, Bee-Gandhi... Bee-Jesus?
  Jeremy: <sigh> *ding*
• This reaction to another one of the film's puns:
  Barry: Have you ever been stung Mr. Sting?
  Jeremy: A f*cking Sting cameo??? Because his name is Sting??? And this is a movie about bees?!?! How did Jerry Seinfeld have any credibility after this movie?!?! *ding*
• Jeremy noticing that the byline on a newspaper article is 'Tom Jones', leading to a brief musical interlude. "It's not unusual to write articles for Variety..."
• One of the stingers is putting audio of Oprah Winfrey's "You get a car!" moment on a scene involving a character voiced by Oprah.
• This:
  Barry: Living out our lives as honey slaves to the white men!
  [Points at four men, one of whom is black, who moves away slowly from the other men]
  Jeremy: What??? *ding*
• Jeremy is so bored and disinterested that he fell asleep while sinning: "Zzzzzzz——-wha? what? Where? I didn't...oh, s*it's this is still going on?"
• This:
  Barry: (while banging on the window with full force repeatedly) Maybe this time. This time. This time. This time! This time! This...
  Jeremy: Barry enacts exactly how I feel watching this movie. *ding*
• During the last minute of the movie:
  Ken: WHEN WILL THIS NIGHTMARE END?!
  Jeremy: I just checked, and thankfully only 21 seconds! *ding*
• When Adam asks Barry if a group of girl bees are their cousins too, Barry says they are distant cousins, prompting Jeremy to say "Alabama."

The Boss Baby

• This:
  Tim: Did you know that the triangle is the strongest shape found in nature?
  Jeremy: Somewhere, Phil Jackson is solemnly nodding.
• As Tim's parents sing "Blackbird"...
  Jeremy: Movie likely blows half its budget on licensing one Beatles song. They couldn't just bust out a Cyndi Lauper track or something? Can't imagine something like "Hole In My Heart" would've cost that much. Maybe two Snickers bars and a tube of lube? Not sure where I came up with that offer, but now I have some very weird cravings.
• During the beginning of the movie at the baby factory, we get this:
  Jeremy: I haven't been this worried about an infant in a movie since The Hills Have Eyes.
• Jeremy's reaction to the title finally popping up after 6 minutes:
  Jeremy: If you were confused after six minutes of horror movie contraptions, nightmare hallucinations and baby butt shots that you were at the correct movie, DreamWorks assures you that, yes, this is the s*it you paid to see.
• "Tim is enrolled in the elementary division of the Prometheus School of Running Away From Things."
• Jeremy's reaction to a fart joke, where the lack of words says everything.
  Jeremy: "<sigh>" *ding*

The Boss Baby: Family Business

• After the usual logo sins:
  Tim: Isn't it funny how time changes?
  Jeremy: No, it is not funny. You know what else isn't funny? Starting an animated kids movie with motherf*cking narration. I seriously guarentee not one laugh, chuckle, snicker, chortle, knee slapper or busted gut occurred during the first minutes of this movie, unless alcohol was involved.
• This bit:
  Tim: Jimbo is mayor now!
  Jeremy: I would like to say that's surprising but I live in a state that would be very fortunate to have Jimbo as a f*cking upgrade in political office.
• This:
  Tabitha: Uncle Ted was a talking baby!
  Jeremy: Previously on Boss Baby...
• When Tim talks to Wizzie:
  Jeremy: You know, I always wondered what it'd be like if toys came to life and talked about their experiences of being abandoned and left alone. Weird that we don't have four feature films and dozens of spinoffs about it. Oh well.
• This bit:
  Tina: I'm in the family business!
  Jeremy: Roll credits!
• When Tim turns back into a child:
  Jeremy: The Curious Case of Boss Baby Button.
• As Ted and Tim attack each other:
  Jeremy: Tons of tense times treating toddlers to a tableau of titty-twisting tots.
• When Baby Ted tries to eat an apple:
  Jeremy: The director said, let's have your character try to eat an apple but you can't because you don't have any teeth. It'll make you ''and'' the apple look like assholes!
• Jeremy adds 25 sins for the movie ripping off Christmas Vacation with the design of the house.
• Jeremy coos over an adorable pony before being disgusted when it puts Ted's entire face in its mouth.
• When Ted and Tim smash through a Christmas tree:
  Jeremy: While all of...this bullsh*t goes on during the movie, I just realised how f*cking annoying the whole "is Boss Baby: Family Business a Christmas movie?" debate is going to be. I mean, seeing as how this is going to be such a big hit and all- wait, it made HOW much?! HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA! Oh yeah, also it's a Christmas movie.
• The Running Gag of Jeremy's anger over the movie having grabber toys being much stronger than they actually are.
• This:
  Ted: That was fun!
  Jeremy: Relishing in causing destruction and acts of murder.
• Jeremy is horrified that the movie franchise still delights in featuring naked babies.
• This:
  Jeremy: The movie uses Run DMC's "Tricky" here. We're sinning it, not for Run DMC but because this movie doesn't deserve to use Run DMC.
• When Dr. Armstrong is revealed to be a baby:
  Armstrong: Surprise!
  Jeremy: Oh wow, he's a baby. What an unexpected plot twist that I didn't see coming a mile a- zzzzzzzzzz.
• This bit:
  Armstrong: I taught babies how to code.
  Jeremy: Apple's business plan for new offshore production manages to find its way into the script...hey, where'd all these lawyers come from?!
• This:
  Armstrong: B-Day. It's already in the parent's phones.
  Ted: B-Day?!
  Jeremy: And you thought iOS 14.5 was a privacy disaster!
• Jeremy sins Mentos.
• This bit:
  Wizzie: You shall not pass!
  Jeremy: Taking Gandalf's name in vain.
• When Ted and Tim turn back into adults:
  Jeremy: Why the f*cking f*cksh*t sh*tnozzle f*ckcock cockf*ck are these assholes slow clapping?!
• One of the outtakes has Chris Washington being subjected to Washington's brainwashing video.

The Croods

• At the 20th Century Fox logo:
  Jeremy: Disney.
• This:
  Eep: With every sun comes a new day.
  Jeremy: And with every children's movie comes opening narration. Seriously, it's in the rulebook and everything.
• This bit:
  Eep: This is my family: The Croods.
  Jeremy: And Roll credits! We've seriously hit the animated movie sin checklist, kids. Just add some fart jokes, some slow-motion shots of someone getting hurt, some physics defying BS, a couple of nonsensical songs and "characters have a big climactic argument before breaking up" moment and we wrap this sh*t up early!
• At a shot of The Croods climbing up a tree:
  Jeremy: Wow! I was not expecting this movie to start the same way as Sinister!
• This:
  Eep: The Hork, eaten by a sand snake...
  Jeremy: They're called Graboids. And it's the Hork's own fault for being too many degrees aways from Kevin Bacon.
• This:
  Eep: Basically, anything fun is bad.
  Jeremy: Catholic school!
• "Crood stone, Emma Crood stone, she's a teenage cave-man prodigy! From the town of-" *ding*
• At a shot of Grug hollering and hopping up and down:
  Jeremy: To be fair, this IS how Nicolas Cage starts his day in real life, although the prehistoric creatures are terrified school children.
  • Later on, when he does it again:
  Jeremy: Nic Cage recalls all of his dialogue from Vampire's Kiss for this role!
• Jeremy cracks up at a sped-up shot of The Croods running, claiming he didn't edit the video at all and that "they make Sonic the Hedgehog look like the sloths from Zootopia!"
• "Egg theft. I blame Bear Grylls for making this OK."
• Jeremy lets out a rather obscure reference:
  Grug: Eep!
  Jeremy: Opp-Ork Ah Ah! And that means I love you!
• This bit:
  Grug: Tonight, we'll hear the story of Crispy Bear...
  Jeremy: The Care Bear formerly known as Pyromaniac Bear!
• This:
  Thunk: I get it, dad, I will never do anything different or new.
  Jeremy: The Detroit Lions!
• When The Croods huddle together:
  Jeremy: This shot may look cool now but just wait until it gets to Black Widow uselessly cocking her handgun.
• As The Croods tackle the conch shell:
  Jeremy: Conch-Blocking.
• "Aw man, they're all covered in ash. Maybe this will solve cave-man racism!"
• When the Macawnivore throws a rock at the family:
  Jeremy: Oh sure, NOW you can throw rocks but you were stumped when it was their cave entrance. Dude, the Crood brood should be food, screwed by your feud. And not to be rude, but the movie would conclude, be completely viewed and improve my mood!
• At one point, Jeremy admits that "this is a better sequel to Pitch Black than Chronicles of Riddick". He then immediately awards the movie a sin for reminding him of Chronicles of Riddick.
• As Eep tackles Guy:
  Jeremy: Hey, this reminds me of my first date with my college girlfriend! Not my regular college girlfriend, this one was different... and scary and... I don't want to talk about it anymore.
• When Eep and Guy hold hands:
  Jeremy: And Eep is now pregnant. That's how it worked back then!
• This bit:
  Guy: The last thing my parents told me was-
  Jeremy: UGH UGH. Jeremy. Skip. Now.
• This:
  Guy: Look! The sun!
  Jeremy: The only thing worse than a Bruce Almighty Moon is a Bruce Almighty sun. Both for astrological scientific reasons and melt-your-face-off and fry-your-retinas reasons!
• This bit:
  Grug: What's the point of all this?
  Jeremy: That's a solid question. I truly mean it, that is a top-notch response to everything I've seen so far. Well done, you've sinned yourself!
• Jeremy pulls off a Rocky Balboa impression:
  Grug: I can't change.
  Jeremy: And if I can't change, YOU can't change! EVERYBODY CAN'T CHANGE!
• One of the outtakes:
  Grug: We're going to use one of your ideas.
  Ben Gates: I'm gonna steal the Declaration of Independence!

The Croods: A New Age

• This bit:
  Guy: It's been many moons...like, all the moons.
  Jeremy: My thoughts after the first week of middle school gym class community showers somehow found its way into the film!
• "Starting your movie with footage from the previous movie. What is this, a f*cking Rocky sequel?!"
• This:
  Eep: Oops, that's me! Hi, I'm Eep.
  Jeremy: Post-violence narration!
• One of the dirtiest jokes in CinemaSins history:
  Grug: We've got a pack of kangadillos on our tail!
  Jeremy: WHAT?! How did that make it into a kids film...oh, he said kangadillos.
• Jeremy's rising annoyance at all of the anachronisms ends in him adding 5 sins to cover them all.
• This bit:
  Guy: Boomsies?
  Eep: Boomsies.
  Jeremy: Implying "boomsies" is anything other than a sex reference.
• When Thunk bites the butt of a koala-baboon creature:
  Thunk: I still would have eated that.
  Jeremy: "He bites a butt. Butts are funny. Biting butts are funny. Most Hilarious Thing Ever."- The writers of this movie.
• As Jeremy questions how the Croods' sleep pile works, he channels Adele.
  Jeremy: (in a bad singing voice) You really couldn't SNOOOOOZE....rolling in the SLEEEEEEEP!
• Jeremy admits that he's terrified as to how the cavemen characters have such bright white teeth.
• As the Croods brandish spears:
  Eep: Take the safety off.
  Guy: Thanks.
  Jeremy: Apparently they think that the only thing that can stop a bad guy with a spear is a good guy with a spear.
• "Movie believes that evolution would allow a butterfly to develop watermelon wings."
• As the Croods stuff themselves with fruit:
  Grug: Buh-nah-na.
  Jeremy: Hey, you got some Minions in my Croods!
• This bit:
  Phil: We. Happy. Meet. You!
  Jeremy: That's Cromagnist!
• This:
  Dawn: You smell like moss and river rocks!
  Jeremy: I think she'd smell more like animal skins and death.
• At Eep and Dawn playing in the river, Jeremy starts singing A Whole New World.
• This bit:
  Guy: Travel log: I'm literally travelling in a log.
  Jeremy: Thank you for spelling the joke out for us. That time, I almost made it to the laughing part.
• "This non-consensual de-rimming of someone's fruit basket.
• Jeremy is disturbed at the Wolf-Spiders, shivering in fear the first time it shows up on screen.
• This bit:
  Eep: It hurts so much...and I can't even see it!
  Jeremy: I said the same thing about my Clymidia diagnosis!
• When the Croods and the Bettermens defeat the giant Punch Monkey:
  Guy: I can't believe that actually- Eep kisses him.
  Jeremy: You know what? I'm not even going to dignify that with a statement. Just a- *ding*
• One of the outtakes has Grug demanding Phil to "Put the bunny back in the box!"

Flushed Away

• Jeremy is livid when he discovers that Roddy's owners have a DVD of The Last Castle, which Chris was in and regards as one of the most terrible experiences of his life.
  Jeremy: Chris exists in the Flushed Away universe and the movie doesn't even acknowledge it!
• As Roddy offers Rita an emerald to pay for a new boat, telling her it could be “the Jammy Dodger II”.
  Jeremy: It’s a nice sentiment, but that thing doesn’t look like it has enough room for a person to stand on. And can emeralds even float?
• When Toad is discussing his past as the pet of then-Prince Charles, Jeremy wonders why this wasn't depicted in The Crown (2016).

Home

• When "home" is said at the movie's beginning:
  "Roll credits! Please."
• Not more than 5 minutes in, Jeremy gets pissed at the poor quality of the movie:
  Boov Alien: We don't have time for parties.
  Jeremy: WHAT THE F*CK DO THESE ASSHOLES DO THAT REQUIRE ANY TIME WHATSOEVER?! WHAT THE F*CK ARE THESE THINGS?! F*CKING F*CK!?
• As Oh complains about the music in the car, we get this:
  Jeremy: If Oh thinks THIS is bad, wait till she gets to Bitch Better Have My Money.
• This:
  Tip: I can't wait to tell my mom I've been to Paris!
  Jeremy:Yeah, she'll have a lot of fun telling that story to the rest of the enslaved human race!
• This part gets sinned with no explanation:
  Oh: I will now sing the Boov Death Song. (clears throat) AHHHHH— (ding)

How To Train Your Dragon

• Seeing as how this was the very first DreamWorks movie to be done, Jeremy shares his confusion about the opening logo.
  Jeremy: How is the DreamWorks Fishing Boy on the crescent part of the moon? The rest of the moon is still there, unless the Earth is gone and so is the other part of the moon.
• How does Jeremy see the way Hiccup is able to tame Dragons? Cheats.
• The Running Gag on how Hiccup flies Toothless too close to his village of vikings who live to kill dragons.
• One of the stingers being Hiccup showing Astrid around with "A Whole New World" playing in the background.

How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World

• "Double Dragon desire drags on as dorky dragon deftly draws demure dragon, drawing out dragon dating denouement and delaying dragon debauchery."

Kung Fu Panda

• This bit:
  Po: Legend tells of a legendary warrior whose kung fu skills were the stuff of legend!
  Jeremy: Legend-legend-legendary-legend-legend. *ding*
• When Po states "Never before had a panda been so feared... and so loved", this is how Jeremy responds:
  Jeremy: Pandas in the past have set a pretty low bar for both of those. They mostly just sit around, eat bamboo, and don't have sex. *ding*
• Jeremy counting up how many times Jackie Chan talks as Monkey in the movie.
• This one about Po looking through an unexplained hole in the wall of the Jade Palace.
  Jeremy: Why the hell is there a lone, small hole placed in the top-right corner of this wall? Maybe they were training one day and someone said, "Man, it's hot. Can someone open a small hole in the wall?" and someone else responded, There isn't one! We should have one installed!"

Kung Fu Panda 2

• This:
  Rabbit: One dumpling, please, Dragon Warrior size!
  (Ping lifts up an abnormally large dumpling and drops it on the counter.)
  Jeremy: The f*ck!? *ding*
• Jeremy complaining about the characters constantly pointing out the sins in the movie.
  Jeremy: Okay, if the characters in the movie can hear me, please stop sinning each other. I'm gonna run out of things to say!
• "Monkey continuing to be pointless. He's like the Ringo Starr of the Furious Five".
• The final stinger at the end:
  Soothsayer: Who you choose to be. Who are you, panda?
  Po: Superman.

Kung Fu Panda 3

• This:
  Po: Jade zombies?
  Po, Monkey: Jombies!
  Jeremy: Jombie- ah, they beat me to it. *ding*
• While Po is fighting off bad guys:
  Po: Don't worry dad, I do this every day.
  Jeremy: The Valley of Peace gets attacked every day? Maybe they should change the name. *ding*
• As a ball flies through the air:
  Po: Grandma Panda, heads up!
  (Ball hits old panda on the head)
  Jeremy: Po killed Grandma Panda. *ding*''
• One of the stingers shows Oogway in the spirit realm, with a choir singing...
  Choir: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllllrighty then.

Madagascar

• "Clap-on heater."
• This sin:
  Marty: Grand Central Station! It's grand and it's central.
  Jeremy: And it's a station. *ding*
• These two sin counts:
  Police Officer: (talking to speaker) Yeah, that's right, a zebra. Right in front of me. Can I shoot it?
  Jeremy: America. *ding*
  Police Officer: Can I shoot it?
  Jeremy: Well, that depends if it's a white zebra with black stripes or a black zebra with white stripes. *ding*
• Jeremy goes out of his way to sin every poop or butt joke in the film.
• Jeremy also blasts the numerous pop culture references parodied or mentioned in the film.
  Alex: (Regarding the burnt Lady Liberty makeshift beacon, as he slams his fists on the sand) DARN YOU ALL TO HECK!
  Jeremy: At what point does a parent watching this with their kid decide to just put on an old movie instead? A good quarter of this film is just references to other films. *ding*
• "Sexy Hippo ripoff of Fantasia. *ding* Plus an additonal sin for making me write the words "Sexy Hippo". *ding*

Megamind

• At the beginning of the video:
  Jeremy: "Starting with the climax" cliche. Coincidentally, "Starting with the Climax" is the working title for my sextape. Coming soon...is the alternate title.
• Magamind.
  • Shortly after, he called him "Micromind".
• It's not that hard to spot any reference to Despicable Me.
  • Like this one:
  Jeremy: All broadcasters east of the Mississippi River are required to have a "W" at the beginning. Like WMCP, or WJR, or WYMI still watching this discount Despicable Me?
  • Hilarious in Hindsight, because DreamWorks became a Comcast company in 2016.
• Jeremy swears if Will Ferrell's narration goes on, he would be the one who becomes a supervillain.
• "Metro Man cares not for your puny human concepts, like safety, parental consent, or shaken baby syndrome."
• Jeremy takes the time to debate whether Hal's super"hero" name is supposed to be Titan or Tighten. He decides to stick with Titan, because it looks less ridiculous.
• "Megamind would be diabolical at CinemaSins."
• This one.
  Tighten: There is no Easter Bunny, there is no Tooth Fairy.
  Jeremy: Spoiler alert!

Monsters vs. Aliens

• At the Logo Joke:
  Jeremy: What caused the film to burn? I worked as a 35mm film projectionist from 1993 until 2012 and not ONCE did a film ever burn due to an alien invasion.
• Jeremy notices a surprisingly familiar looking logo on a laptop:
  Jeremy: HBO prepromoted Westworld 10 years before it began?! That's really out of hand!
• Jeremy immediately sins the Paddleball Shot as soon as it appears onscreen.
• This bit:
  Scientist: How many times to I have to tell you? UFOs don't exist!
  Jeremy: But UFOs don't just mean alien spacecraft, it refers to any unidentified flying object, Jerry. F*cking Jerry.
• "Welcome to 2009, when computer animation couldn't make humans look realistic, so they went with creepy and revolting instead."
• As Susan runs away from the meteor:
  Jeremy: Considering the word "aliens" is in the title, it's no surprise that Susan went to the Prometheus School of Running Away From Things.
• When Susan gets hit by the meteor, Jeremy finds the resulting sound effect of Susan's groan so funny, he replays it 7 times in a row, including once in slow-motion. He then sins it for "this voice acting."
• Jeremy refers to the church organist as "Voldemort's mom" due to her rather hideous design.
• When Susan begins to turn into a giantess:
  Jeremy: Susan's wedding dress somehow doesn't rip during all this. And no, I don't want to see cartoon nudity. YOU want to see cartoon nudity! I'm just asking for more creativity in keeping with the laws of fabric elasticity.
• Jeremy's comments of B.O.B:
  Jeremy: This is the Dreamworks version of Meatwad.
• This bit:
  B.O.B: What do people say when they see you coming?
  Jeremy: Did he pull out in time? Oops, sorry, thought you were referring to me.
• This:
  Computer: BEGINNING RE-ANIMATION SEQUENCE.
  Jeremy: is what Dreamworks should have done after they saw the finalized product.
• When the army is fighting against a giant robot:
  Jeremy: JUST SHOOT THE EYE OUT, YOU MORONS!
• This:
  The Missing Link: Is Global Warming a thing? Because that'd be a convenient truth.
  Jeremy: There's stretching for a joke; then there's stretching SO FAR that Helen Parr and Reed Richards are giving you the side-eye.
• When The Insectosaurus shows up at the battle:
  Jeremy: Deus-Ex Mothra?
• The Insectosaurus repeatedly appearing and disappearing throughout the film reminds Jeremy of the Hotel Transylvania movies and anything that reminds him of those movie instantly gets awards 5 sins.
• When Derek talks about his job as a weatherman, sports announcer and news anchor, Jeremy immediately wonders if he works at Channel 62.
• At a shot of the alien mothership:
  Jeremy: Did Gallaxhar model his ship after a fidget spinner or did he chop a leg off the Cingular logo?
• This:
  B.O.B: I may not have a brain, gentlemen. But I do have an idea!
  Jeremy: Cabinet meetings.
• The final sin of the movie has Jeremy curious as to why the movie never got a sequel before being horrified at its budget of 175 million dollar s and wonders what they spent it on.
• In one of the stingers:
  Missing Link: You've been letting that quack experiment on you for over a month.
  Dr. Cockroach: (dubbed over by Gregory House): It was either that or get my hair highlighted.
• Another one of the stingers is "BANANA", a typical minion's Trademark Favorite Food, being slowed down for menacing effect during footage of the giant robot. This is a Brick Joke following Jeremy's earlier sin that said robot reminded him of Stuart the Minion, which he said was "despicable to me."

Over the Hedge

• At the Dreamworks logo:
  Jeremy: So THIS is where David Blaine got his sinful idea. Damn you, Dreamworks!
• As RJ propels himself over a cliff:
  Jeremy: The chance of this paddleball string stretching to reach this root is as possible as a man satisfying his girlfriend when she tells him to "go deeper".
• This bit:
  Vince: And don't even think about running away or else I will hunt you down and kill you.
  Jeremy: Does a bear do gangster sh*t in the woods?
• When RJ comes across the neighbourhood, Jeremy sins it for RJ not noticing. He then considers not sinning it because the neighborhood literally popped up overnight. "Nah." *ding*
• At Lou and Penny:
  Jeremy: It's nice to see that, even in animated kids movies, Eugene Levy and Catherine O'Hara are still required to play a married couple after the "Best in Show" accords passed in 2000.
• Jeremy lets out a surpringly obscure reference:
  Penny: It never ends!
  Jeremy: It's going to be crazy when RJ walks over the hedge and they find out that their whole world is a Mobius strip. Deep cut for you Arthur C. Clarke fans.
• This bit:
  Hammy: We shall call it "The Steve"!
  Jeremy: Nepotism!
• "This is the first Turtle Survives This moments in the movie. It was like someone on the writing staff was working out some childhood turtle trauma!"
• Jeremy adds 10 sins for all of the questions that the movie puts him through only to end with him finding out that it was all retconned in the end.
• Jeremy sins John Tesh.
• This:
  RJ: They put it in gleaming silver cans, just for us.
  Jeremy: And they don't put it in trash bags either! They just leave it right in the cans!
• "Nocturnal animals sleeping at night, squirrels that burp their ABCs...I can handle all that. However, depicting a turtle without its shell, WHICH IS PART OF ITS BODY, is straight up the dumbest sh*t EVER."
  • The same sin is later referenced:
  RJ: What's the purpose of this thing?
  Jeremy: said every screenwriter when they put a turtle in their movie.
• When the animals steal from a pizza-delivery man:
  Jeremy: You stack your pizzas VERTICALLY in the back of a truck?! You deserve to have your food stolen!
• When the animals steal and play with a printer:
  Jeremy: You ever think that a writer stopped to ask "But how do they print a picture with no electricity" and then they were fired for asking?
• This bit:
  Dwayne: I personally guarantee that there will not be a living thing at that party!
  Jeremy: Including humans?
• This:
  Heather: We, like, worked our tails off, you know? Like a lot. And the food we gathered wa totally...y'know. And you're, like...you're all, whatever.
  Jeremy: ... Wow. I'm not sure what to sin. Teenagers or screenwriters who THINK they can write teenagers.
• This bit:
  Dwayne: -illegal in every state except Texas!
  Jeremy: "Everything's legal in Texas" cliche.
• This:
  Hammy: Can I be the car?!
  Bucky: I wanna be the car!
  Jeremy: Monopoly.
• This bit:
  RJ: But I look inside, Stella, and I see a fox.
  Jeremy: SKUNKS AND CATS, SLEEPING TOGETHER! MASS HYSTERIA!
• At Stella's makeover:
  Jeremy: See, kids, the moral of the story is that in order to be beautiful, you have to look NOTHING like your original self.
• This:
  Tiger: Stella!
  Jeremy: A Streetcat Named Desire!
• This bit:
  Verne: We're out of control!
  Jeremy: Something I wish the writers realised and rewrote the last 30 minutes of this script.
• When Dwayne's truck smashes through a house:
  Dwayne: AH, OW! The old Jazz dance injury...
  Jeremy: Yeah. That's probably the only thing that would flair up after a 100 MPH truck flip into the top floor of a house that broke through the floor and crashed into the downstairs kitchen.
• When a satellite is destroyed:
  Jeremy: Damn, there goes HBO again.
• Jeremy notes that Gladys and Dwayne are likely to die of radiation poisoning from prolonged exposure to Dwayne's trap.
• At the end of the movie:
  Jeremy: So, the rest area vending machines are occasionally filled, even though in the beginning of the movie, they only filled it when they were completely out. They're probably stocked by Truman's asshole buddy from The Truman Show.
• The Bonus Round, which adds a sin for every item taken out of RJ's golf bag. 29 sins are added.

Puss in Boots

• At the familiar Dreamworks logo:
  Jeremy: This kid hasn't caught sh*t during his entire tenure as a Dreamworks opening logo. Isn't it about time that we find someone who can?
• This:
  Puss: Through the years, I have been known by many names.
  Jeremy: Puss'narration!
  • Immeditely followed with:
  Puss: I am Puss in Boots!
  Jeremy: WOW. That is the fastest Roll Credits I have ever seen!
• "Not all cats are lactose intolerant but MOST of them are. I'm willing to bet that Puss isn't one of them but this is the second or third time in this movie where milk is depicted as alcohol like when your son tells you he wants to be a YouTuber.
• This:
  Bandit: The only thing you'll find tonight is trouble, Puss in Boots!
  Jeremy: This is the third time you've said his name in five minutes. I can only roll so many credits, you know?!
• This bit:
  Puss: You snap me?!
  Jeremy: This movie and Snapchat came out only a few months apart. COINICIDENCE?! I THINK NOT!
• "Interspecies mid-chase flirting!"
• Jeremy at the dance-fight:
  Jeremy: A DANCE FIGHT?! Why is it always a dance fight in these movies?! *ding* Also, movie has time for this. FOUR MINUTES of this!
• This bit:
  Humpty Dumpty: You left me surrounded by soldiers, cracked to pieces! They wrote a song about it!
  Jeremy: Did they? I mean, it's a nursery rhyme, but without a melody you can't consider it a song, you narcissitic omelet.
• This:
  Humpty Dumpty: Do you know what they do to eggs in San Ricardo prison?! It ain't over easy!
  Jeremy: Is that a prison rape joke in a kid's movie?! (Beat) Yes, it is. *ding* Also, in prison, they call it the dumpty humpty.
• This bit:
  Kitty: What happened between you and Humpty?
  Jeremy: Well, he said that there was no such thing as a Bruce Almighty moon and I said, "just look at the f*cking moon, man!". Things haven't been the same between us since!
• Jeremy finishes a reference for the movie:
  Humpty Dumpty: First rule about bean club, you do not talk about bean club. Second rule of bean club, you do not talk about bean club!
  Jeremy: Third rule of bean club: someone goes limp, yells "stop" or taps out, the bean is over. The fourth rule: only two guys to a bean. [...] Eight and final rule of bean club: if this is your first night in bean club, you have to bean.
• This bit:
  Puss: The lies he told ruined my life!
  Jeremy: Movie acknowledges that dedicating its runtime to 10 minutes of backstory is mind-numbingly boring but does it anyway!
• This:
  Humpty Dumpty: Excellent.
  Jeremy: Don't you mean Egg-scelent?! Don't be afraid to be what you truly are, movie!
  • Much later on in the video:
  Humpty Dumpty: I don't know what I am!
  Jeremy: So, you don't know Egg-catly what you are? You're a shell of your former self?! Ah, we have fun.
• This bit:
  Jill: YOU THINK THIS IS OVER?!
  Jeremy: Honestly, I was hoping it was close.
• This:
  Kitty: I read somewhere that plants have feelings.
  Jeremy: Using Reddit as a scientific source.
• "The only thing missing from this flirty, kissy tumble is Can You Feel the Love Tonight."
• This bit:
  Kitty: Humpty, you're not wearing underwear!
  Jeremy: Commando shaming!
  • Followed with:
  Jeremy: Also, are you saying Humpty has privates? CAN HE DO THE HUMPTY DANCE?! Oh ohh, yolk me, baby! DO THE HUMPTY HUMP!
• This:
  Puss: There are some who call me "The Furry Lover"!
  Jeremy: You know, I have a friend who some might call a furry lover. And he loved this movie when it came out. I still can't see the connection.
• Jeremy adds 50 sins for Humpty's plan, pointing out every reason as to why it wouldn't work and how Puss would see through it.
• As the townspeople run from The Great Terror:
  Jeremy: Duck! Duck! Goose?!
• This:
  Woman: His boots are made of the finest Corinthian leather!
  Jeremy: If you have an opportunity to reference 1970s Chrysaler commercials in your animated kids movie, you have to take the responsiblity.

Shrek

• At the beginning, the DreamWorks SKG logo has ogre ears and green skin on the two Ss, which Jeremy calls into question:
  "There are two Ks, two Es, and two Rs in this logo, but they don't get any special Shrek treatment. This logo is racist against, like, 80% of the qualified alphabet!"
• Throughout the film, Jeremy points out the amount of Toilet Humor in this subversive take on fairy tales.
  Jeremy: (after the second fart/poop joke in the movie, right at the start of the movie) ARE YOU [KIDS] NOT ENTERTAINED?!?!?
  • Three minutes into the movie, Shrek belches to light a fire in his fireplace, to which Jeremy replies:
    Jeremy: Well, we've seen s*itting, farting, and burping in the movie's first 3 minutes, and with Cameron Diaz voicing a character, I'm sure we'll see semen in the hair later.
• As the wanted fairy tale characters are being sold off, Jeremy questions Pinocchio's being sold in particular:
  Jeremy: I know we're making fun of Disney here, but we're seriously gonna believe that Geppetto sells Pinocchio for 5 f*cking shillings? The witch got 20 pieces of silver, so [Geppetto] could totally get at LEAST 50 on the black market, especially since [Pinocchio's] face is plastered on a wanted poster.
• Jeremy compares Duloc to Disneyland and Lord Farquaad to Michael Eisner "in a movie made by a studio headed by Jeffrey Katzenberg", who was formerly with Disney. Based on that, Jeremy concludes that Shrek is equivalent to "an ex-girlfriend bitching about how lame and stupid her ex-boyfriend was, but secretly wants to get back with him."
• Jeremy questions why the dragon's castle, surrounded by a lake of lava, would have a suspension bridge across the lake to and from the castle:
  Jeremy: If you stole this castle, why not just burn the bridge? Is it for the pizza delivery guy?
  • In the same vein:
    Jeremy: Looking at the impossible nature of this place, I wonder how they got supplies here so that Princess Fiona wouldn't die while being held captive?
• Jeremy questions the treasure stash in the dragon's castle...
  Jeremy: It's not like [the dragon is] gonna go to town and plop down $50 for a handbag.
• At Fiona's declaration of how ugly she is as an ogre.
  Jeremy: Yes, but only in an "I'm in an animated movie" way. If this were real life and she were into nitpicky assholes, I'd probably hit that.
• "On Demand Voyeur Porn."
• When the spell is broken, revealing Fiona's true form as an ogre, even though her parents are human, Jeremy questions why she couldn't stay human and "have a Kermit/Miss Piggy relationship."
• In one of the stingers:
  Fiona: Every night I become this, this horrible ugly beast!
  Donkey: Did you ever think that maybe there's more to life than being really, really, really ridiculously good-looking?

Shrek 2

• The fact that there's a brand new sin counter (it broke twice during The Fate of the Furious), which will likely remain for the rest of the series (at least, until it probably breaks again).
• The very first sin, in which Jeremy screams at the kid in the Dreamworks logo: "GO TO SCHOOL!!!!!!"
  • "Also, the premise of Pixar's Up was surprisingly inspired by this Dreamworks logo in a Shrek movie."
• "These people are so bad at shooting, I'm surprised Donkey doesn't make a Stormtrooper reference."
• Jeremy is completely horrified that this movie was once the 3rd highest grossing movie of all time.
• As Shrek and Fiona kiss on the beach:
  Jeremy: Mike Myers invents a new Pornhub category calling "ogre-ing".
• "Mike Myers character gets hit in the balls: example number 392."
• This:
  Shrek: Donkey, think of the saddest thing that ever happened to you!
  Jeremy: Gee, it'll be hard finding a copy of Pluto Nash out here!
• When Shrek drinks the Happily Ever After potion which makes him fart loudly, Jeremy sins this with no comment.
• While three women are fawning over the newly-human Shrek:
  Jeremy: Damn, these milkmaids are so horned up that they'll hit on the first dude that passes out in their barn.
• During the film's mid-credits scene where Donkey meets his own dragon-donkey hybrid children, Jeremy complains about now thinking "how a donkey gets his penis into a dragon vagina."
• In the scene where King Harold goes to the crowded bar to hire Puss in Boots, when he tells the barmaid that he wants Puss to kill an ogre and the noisy crowd all gasp at King Harold in silence.
  Jeremy: How the f*ck did they hear that?

Shrek The Third

• This bit:
  Prince Charming: Do you mind?!
  The Gingerbread Man: "Do you mind?!" BORING!
  Jeremy: The Gingerbread Man would later transform into a different creature, a Twitter troll.
• Jeremy is disgusted at literally every appearance of Donkey's kids.
• At the opening title:
  Jeremy: Movie misses the opportunity to be both honest and on-brand by calling this movie Shrek the Turd.
• This:
  Shrek: Better out then in, I always say.
  Jeremy: Yeah, you say that in EVERY F*CKING ONE OF THESE MOVIES!
• At a weed joke:
  Jeremy: Whoever wrote this scene fought tooth and bong to keep this joke in. Thanks, screenplay writer of Wild Wild West and Caddyshack 2!
• Jeremy gets so pissed off at the toilet humor and anachronisms, he adds 100 sins.
• This:
  The Gingerbread Man: All you'll be is the king of the stupids.
  Jeremy: This line is correct because this movie is marginally funnier than the 1996 Tom Arnold vehicle The Stupids. That is all.
• Jeremy actually tries bailing from the movie, only for the Sin Counter to demand he come back to finish it.
• This bit:
  Arthur: This is lame.
  Merlin: (Dope Slap) You're lame!
  Jeremy: The argument between Justin Timberlake and the director somehow made it into the movie.
• This:
  Cyclops: (holding his one-eyed little daughter) Who'd ever think a monster like me deserves someone as special as you?
  Jeremy: Guys...help. I think I've been crushed by a heavy hand. ARGH!
• When Arthur holds up the crown:
  Jeremy: Hooray, someone we've never met or even know about is now our king!

Shrek Forever After

• The Running Gag about Jeremy's increasing irritation with the movie and the Shrek franchise as a whole, culminating in him add 500 sins to the movie.
  • The last sin of the movie says it all:
  Jeremy: END! EEEEEEEND! I'd rather have unnecessary surgery while awake than sit through any of this f*ckery anymore. SHREK SUCKS!
• During the opening, Jeremy points out that a shot of horses looks worse than Civilization 3, a game that came out years earlier than the movie.
• This bit:
  King Harold: He's...he's...
  Rumplestiltskin: RUMPLESTILTSKIN!
  Jeremy: Oh, f*ck me sideways.
• This:
  Pinocchio: No one needs your deals anymore, Grumpy Stinkypants!
  Jeremy: "Grumpy Stinkypants"?! They should have retitled this movie Shrek 4 Never Laughter.
• This bit:
  Donkey: Happily-
  Fiona: Ever-
  Shrek: After!
  Jeremy: Close enough. Let's roll some credits, get me a tee time 30 minutes from now and set up a hot tub for me and my wife.
• During the Toilet Humor of the opening montage:
  Jeremy(with gritted teeth): Dreamworks.
• When Shrek and Fiona have an argument:
  Fiona: You have three beautiful children...
  Jeremy: He does not.
• When Shrek scares a couple at a picnic:
  Jeremy: Picnic dick. Pic-dick. Dick pic?!
• Jeremy gets legitimately gets upset when Shrek scares an innocent cat.
• When the witches attack Shrek:
  Jeremy: The director said "let's animate that witch throwing a grenade that looks like an apple, it'll make her look like even more of an asshole."
• This bit:
  Rumplestiltskin: And then...THEY DISAPPEARED!
  Jeremy: F*cking Thanos.
• When Shrek escapes the castle:
  Rumplestiltskin: Fetch me my angry wig.
  Jeremy: Having an angry wig. Also, angry wig makes him look like a Discount Syndrome.
• This:
  Shrek: You need to calm down!
  Jeremy: Taylor Swift.
  • Later followed by:
  Shrek: I was tricked into signing something I shouldn't have.
  Jeremy: Taylor Swift!
• Jeremy points out that the timeline where Shrek never existed has a lot more ogres and wonders if his birth had anything to do with the ogre population decreasing.
• The ogre dance sequence makes Jeremy miss the Minions.
• This bit:
  Shrek: The kiss didn't work!
  Jeremy: That's what Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes thought but they kept at it and eventually, things fell into place between them! Oh wait...
• During the fight between Rumplestiltskin and Shrek near the ending:
  Jeremy: Holy MCU editing, Batman!
• The sentence? A night with the OTHER Mike Myers.

Trolls

• "This movie is like The Ant and The Grasshopper fable, only with glitter feces and clown corpses."
• "Wait, you're telling me there's only one Flurg restaurant in town but there are THREE Nar-Nar's?!"
• Jeremy's epic reaction to Branch's reason for being depressed:
  Branch: Because singing killed my grandma, okay?!
  Jeremy:: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
  • Later on, Jeremy calls back to his reaction:
  Jeremy:: To what are we granting the reason for this emotional renaissance to Branch? Sure, he told that story about his singing getting his grandma murdered but...it doesn't...I mean...I'm sorry, that story is still so f*cking stupid!
• This bit:
  *Pots and pans pile onto Bridget*
  Jeremy: And Bridget is dead.
• This:
  Poppy: (to Branch) You don't sing, you don't dance, you're so gray all the time!
  Jeremy: That's graycist.
• "All the trolls have beautiful natural singing voices, but there's always one who has to Kanye it up."
• Poppy sings "The Sound of Silence" after Branch insists he's going to sleep:
  Jeremy: Poppy decides to behave like a literal troll to poor Branch.
• Jeremy ranting about Chef ambiguously acting as she knew who Lady Glitter Sparkles really was:
  Jeremy: Gristle only introduced Bridget as his “plus one,” so the only way Chef could know her name is if the screenwriters were committed to seeing Christine Baranski chew the hell out of her lines.

Trolls: World Tour

• At the Dreamworks Anniversary logo:
  Jeremy: Damnit, Marvel! Now you've got every studio thinking they can do this legacy logo bullsh*t. Calm down, Dreamworks, you've already got 3 Boss Baby scenes in this uninspired logo, for Shrek's sake.
• This:
  Branch: Once upon a time, there were 2 Trolls...
  Jeremy: "Once upon a time" narration cliche! And after consulting "The Big Book of Sins", I believe this adds up to...um...carry the five, solve for p, cross multiply, reduce the fraction, divide by pi...2 SINS!
• During one of the trippy rave sequences:
  Jeremy: Damnit, I was not alerted that I had to take a copious amount of drugs before watching this movie. Now I have to pause it for approximately 37 minutes!
• "This Techno Troll rave is about as pointless as the one from Matrix Reloaded."
• This bit:
  Button: Come on, man, just hit me...
  Jeremy: Techno trolls tease tune tempo tampering, taking triumph in tantic tonal torture.
• This:
  Barb: I'm Queen Barb of the Hard Rock trolls.
  Jeremy: Nonsense. Everybody knows hard rock died when Nu-Metal came out 25 years ago.
• When the Hard Rock Trolls attack the Techno Trolls, Jeremy claimes that they're "Scott Pilgriming them to death!"
• This bit:
  Barb: By the end of my world tour, we're all going to have the same vibe.
  Jeremy: Ah, so this movie is The Stepford Wives mixed with rock elitism? They should have called this movie The Steppenford Wolves.
• Followed with:
  Barb: We're going to be a nation of Trolls...
  Jeremy: Pretty sure America's been there since 2010, Barb...
• "Wow, even JT's CARTOON looks bored with this movie. He's just going through the motions. Give it some pep, Justin! Pretend you're doing something fun, like smoking weed with Joey Fatone!"
• Jeremy is horrified when the film depicts how Trolls reproduce.
• Jeremy claims that the opening song has so many mashups, "it's somehow even more annoying than Moulin Rouge.
• This bit:
  King Peppy: It's a tale as old as time...
  Jeremy: Is it a song as old as rhyme? Were they barely even friends and then somebody bent unexpectently?
• This:
  King Peppy: There were six strings that could control all music...
  Jeremy: So we're going all Lord of the Strings with this, huh? Which one? Fellowship of the String? The Troll Towers? Return of the Multiple Endings?! You're all going to be saved by singing an Eagles song at the end, aren't you? F*CKING EAGLES!
• This bit:
  King Peppy: But, little by little, Trolls became intolerant of each other's music!
  Jeremy: Pitchfork.
• "I like how this movie depicts rock as the primary antagonist. It makes me nostalgic for seeing Dee Snyder against a Senate Commitee and lambasting Tipper Gore."
• This:
  Balloon: Don't push my buttons, Poppy!
  Jeremy: Weird. This is the exact same reaction I get during foreplay...
• This bit:
  Branch: Something gnarly happened here...
  Jeremy: GEE, YA THINK?! Branch is about as useful as Forest Whitaker was in Species.
• When a Troll pops out from the ground with sharp teeth:
  Jeremy: Did this movie just make a Tremors reference?! I swear to God, I'd rather be eaten by a Graboid right now than watch any more of this.
• At another Troll party:
  Jeremy: It may look a little odd, but this is actually the most normal Parliment Funkadelic show I've ever seen. At least no one's running around and wearing a diaper...
• This:
  Poppy: I've heard this story before!
  Jeremy: Right there with you, Poppy.
• Jeremy is horrified that George Clinton is in this movie, wondering if "they paid him in Purple Kush and multicoloured robes."
• When Barb prepares to play her song:
  Jeremy: I'd give back all the sins if she plays "God Gave Rock and Roll to You", like at the end of Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey. It could be the KISS, Argent OR Petra version!
• When all of the Trolls are the same colour:
  Jeremy: Look at their faces...they all look the same...
• The final sin:
  Jeremy: End Credits does not feature Can't Stop the Feeling.
• One of the outtakes inserts Animal into the Rock Trolls.

Dungeons and Dragons films

Dungeons and DragonsDungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves

• For this film, Jeremy has an additional Dungeons & Dragons sin counter, dedicated to the film's Artistic License on game mechanics. This counter ends up with thirteen.
• As the party flees from Themberchaud, Jeremy snarks that the entire party somehow never met when they all graduated from the Prometheus School of Running Away from Things.
• The sentence: A Critical Roll.

The Equalizer series

The Equalizer

• "Home Mart? HOME MART?! You couldn't come up with a better Home Depot/Wal-Mart ripoff name than Home Mart?!"

The Equalizer 2

• At the opening logos:
  Jeremy: A 33-second Song logo that tells you its Sony at the beginning AND mentions that Columbia Pictures is a Sony Company at the end is the Sonyest thing ever.
• This bit:
  Turkish Guard: It would be extremely dangerous...for you.
  Jeremy: We are literally just a movie away from declaring "it would be extremely dangerous...for you" as a cliche!
• Jeremy notes that the opening fight scene has "approximately 777 cuts in it".
  • He then declares it to be the "soggy toast of opening fight scenes".
• This:
  Title Card: Boston, Massachusetts
  Jeremy: In case you confused it with Boston, North Dakota.
  Jeremy: Also...Boston.
• This bit:
  Police Officer: Someone delivered your daughter downstairs.
  Jeremy: WAS IT BATMAN?! OH BOY, I HOPE IT'S BATMAN! THAT WOULD BE- Oh, it's Denzel.
• Jeremy sins a shot of a computer for having Minecraft on its screen.
• "I'm surprised that, with all of this Lyft product placement, they didn't just call the movie "Equalyfter 2".
• During a romantic scene between Robert and Susan:
  Jeremy: SKIP! SKIP! F*CKING SKIP!
• Jeremy pauses the movie to point out graffiti on the wall that literally just says "Gang" and sins it.
• At the appearance of Brian Plummer:
  Jeremy: AH! President Whitmore!
  Jeremy: Also, Bill Pullman makes his grand entrance into The Equalizer 2 only to tell us he's going to Pullman out. It's an imperfect but reasonable method of Pullman control.
• Jeremy refers to the movie under alternative titles such as "Lyft: Infynyty War" "My Dinner With Susan" and "Paint Drying: The Motion Picture" when he gets annoyed at the lack of action throughout the film.
• Jeremy bets 5 million sins that Dave is Susan's murderer. He's right and the film is awarded the 5 million sins.
• Later:
  Dave: We all must pay for our sins.
  Jeremy: And you've got 5 million of them!
• Jeremy really does not like Miles, practically screaming at the character to shut up during the climatic ending.
  Jeremy: Miles, I hate you.

The Expendables series

''The Expendables

The Expendables 2

• Jeremy has a new one for his running gag of "In case you confused it with somewhere else"
  On Screen caption: Sindhupalchowk District, Nepal.
  Jeremy: Just in case you confused it with a place you can pronounce.

Fantastic Beasts series

Fantastic Beasts & Where To Find Them

• "Welcome to the wonderful world of Harry Potter, now with 100% less Harry Potter!"
• Jeremy's complete and utter loathing for Newt's magical suitcase:
  Jeremy: You know what? F*ck this suitcase and everything it represents.
• This exchange:
  Newt: You're a Legillimens. 
  Queenie: Yeah, but I always have trouble with your kind. Brits.
  Jeremy: That's Britcist. *ding*
• Jeremy talking about how the word "Obscurus" would make a great name for an emo band. 
• Jeremy's characterization of Newt as "Doctor Who, Pokémon Trainer".

Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald

• At the opening shot of the movie:
  Jeremy: Blade Runner: 1927.
• The opening escape scene is so poorly lit, Jeremy attempts to cut to the sentencing scene early because of how tedious the movie is. The (fake) sin tally is ">:( >:( >:(" before it abruptly cuts back to the video.
• When Grindelwald drops a victim from his carriage:
  Jeremy: All the magic in the world at my fingertips but- nope- I'll let GRAVITY decide this!
• This bit:
  Title Card: London, England
  Jeremy: In case you confused it with Lauren London.
  • Later:
  Title Card: Paris, France
  Jeremy: In case you confused it with Paris Jackson!
• When Newt is being grilled by the Wizarding government in London, Jeremy wonders if "they're trying to pass the Wizarding equivalent of the Sokovia Accords and for equally stupid reasons!"
• This:
  Arnold: He is very...seductive.
  Jeremy: Not Chocolat level seductive though, more on the level of The Astronaut's Wife.
• "Hey, kids! Do you want to see fun escapism that DOESN'T involve infanticide in the first 20 minutes? Boy, have you come to the wrong place!"
• This:
  Newt: Dumbledore?
  Jeremy: Pause for audience applause.
• "Way too many minutes of Nifflers...niffling."
• At a aquatic monster coming out of a bathtub:
  Jeremy: This Harry Potter movie is actually a stealth prequel to The Shape of Water.
• Jeremy gets annoyed at all of the new spells in the movie:
  Jeremy: God damn, I am SICK of all these magical powers just popping up out of nowhere. Walking through walls?! Wizards are basically the X-Men now.
• This:
  Newt: She was born to run, you see.
  Jeremy: Good thing she got out while she was young.
• "I love when wizards hold wands up like they're f*cking 9MMs. It's a long range weapon, dumbass."
• Jeremy refers to Grindelwald as "Nazi Raoul Duke."
• The movie gets a Bonus Round of Grindelwald's Kubrick Stare into the camera.

Fantastic Four series

Fantastic Four

• The various jokes about the team's sex lives with their new powers.
• The Power Incontinence issues that plague the human-looking characters throughout the film.
  Jeremy: Johnny's powers should have melted the box he was in long before reaching 4000 degrees Kelvin, even 2000 degrees should've vaporized everyone in that building.
  Jeremy: Sue can contain a supernova-level firestorm despite not being able to hold a shield against Doom's electricity attack moments earlier.
• "Desperate scientist running out of time and funding tests crazy scheme on himself" cliché.

Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer

• When Reed Richards notifies the Thing to not tell Sue or Johnny that he's building a machine in the middle of the city.
  Reed Richards: Don't tell Johnny.
  *Johnny immediately flies down from quite a distance away*
  Johnny Storm: Don't tell Johnny what?
  Jeremy: Nope. He didn't even come close to hearing that.
• "Reed is a dick to people in general."
• Reed: I stayed in and studied like a good little nerd. Fifteen years later, I'm one of the greatest minds of the twenty-first century.
  Homer Simpson: NEEERRRRD!!!!!!

Fantastic Four (2015)

• Seeing Michael B. Jordan and Reg E. Carthy (both actors from The Wire) play father and son reminds Jeremy of The Wire, which in turn makes him want to go watch it. In fact, Jeremy briefly stops making the video to go watch it.
  Title Card: GONE TO WATCH THE WIRE. *Will return in 60 hours.
• "Doctor Doom over here."
  Jeremy: Did you guys feel that? I think we were actually punched in the nose with obviousness. I'm actually bleeding.
• Jeremy goes on a rant and gives a sin for a character in a science fiction movie saying that something isn't possible. The next sin is him agreeing that it really shouldn't be possible.
• Jeremy's utter confusion that Doom's motivation is returning to Planet Zero and everyone trying to stop him.
• The usual Roll Credits gag fails due to the Title Drop being the last scene of the movie.

The Fast and the Furious franchise

The Fast and the Furious

• ""Cliché villain is cliché" cliché."

2 Fast 2 Furious

• "Tyrese finally earns his paycheck in this movie!"
• As Roman is being arrested:
  Roman: What's this about, man?!
  Jeremy: It couldn't be that time I shot at you 20 times, right?

The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift

• After a very predictable scene, Jeremy comments:
  Jeremy: "OH MAN! Movie just unleashed the Secret Cliché Prize Box! Tell 'em what they've won, Jeremy! Thanks, Jeremy. Movie, you have won an additional 10 sins for all the clichés in this movie!"
• This bit:
  Twinkie: This is DK's mountain.
  Jeremy: Is he going to throw barrels at me?

Fast & Furious

Fast Five

• In a bit of a reversal... "Tyrese had to drag this movie into this, didn't he?"
• This conversation:
  Guard: (reading a fake ID by Tyrese) It says Caucasian!
  Roman: It's a tan. You know a tan?
  Jeremy: Jesus Christ. *ding*
• (During the scene where the toilets blow up) "Movie depicts exactly what's it like watching these movies." *ding*

Fast & Furious 6

• Early in the movie, someone is seen jumping from a speeding car on an elevated highway to a speeding car on a ground level highway.
  Jeremy: F*ck you. *ding*
• This scene during the climax:
  Luke: (jumps out of the moving airplane down to the moving jeep below him)
  Jeremy: Double GODDAMMIT. *ding*
  Letty: (jumps out of the moving airplane down to the moving jeep below her)
  Jeremy: Triple GODDAMMIT. *ding*
• During the climax, when Dom manages to drive out of the exploding airplane through the nose:
  "The acceptance of sh*t like this is why we can't have good movies." *ding*
  • In a moment before that:
  Letty, it's just a wreck that kills people. Dom will be fine
• Already lots of sins for the scene with the tank, but then in the next scene the characters comment that the tank was 70 tons.
  Jeremy: Okay, so 70 tons? That tank's 70 tons were in any way slowed down or stopped by a f*cking Mustang? F*CK YOU IN THE EAR, MOVIE.
• The final comment:
  Jeremy: You can sit back and drink your Red Bull and blab all you want about how all these movies are escapist fun and you're not supposed to take them seriously, but I'm still gonna fuck your sister later tonight.

Furious 7

• Whenever Vin Diesel narrates, Jeremy gives us:
  "I thought it shuts down during cryo-sleep!"
• "You just earned yourself a dance with the devil, boy."
  Jeremy: That line.
• Jeremy yells at Dom for calling The Incredible Hulk a "bad 70s show."
  Jeremy: That show RULED, so shut your whore mouth!
• "Hey look, in Tokyo they ALSO have unreasonably short skirts at car gatherings! We're not really so different after all!!"
• Jeremy suffers Sarcasm Failure when Dom drives his car off a cliff and is completely fine afterwards.
• Jeremy slaps an instant 1000 sins for the "jump from building to building" stunt in Abu Dhabi. And then gives the movie an extra "screw you" sin for being referred to as "the most critically acclaimed movie in the franchise".
• "Tonight, the part of Holly Holm will be played by Michelle Rodriguez."
• Very late in the video, when a parking lot caves in on Dom.
  Letty: DOM!!
  Jeremy: <sigh> Letty... just... he's fine.
• The fact that the sin counter added up to 1337, which is Leet Speak.
  Sentence: 6 Months On The Fury Road. ^note Nux: Oh, what a day! WHAT A LOVELY DAY!
• The "In X minutes" part of the title is changed to "<sigh>". Not "In <sigh> minutes", just "<sigh>".
• "Comcast." *ding* *ding* *ding* *ding* *ding*

The Fate of the Furious

• The "In X minutes" part of the title is changed to "GODDAMMIT."
  Jeremy: All right, let's get this sh*t over with...
• Jeremy making fun of the Cuban mile, and Cuban jokes in general:
  Jeremy: It's like a baker's dozen, only with empanadas instead of donuts.
  Jeremy: (After Letty says this is Cuban NOS) What's the difference between NOS and Cuban NOS? NOS is Nitrous Oxide, so if it were different it wouldn't be NOS, but some other compound entirely...
  Jeremy: It only needs to go a mile... ahem... A CUBAN MILE DOM
  Jeremy: How have they already not gone the amount of distance I think a Cuban mile is?
  Jeremy: Yeah it's on fire. It's just Cuban fire.
• Once again, the franchise makes Jeremy suffer Sarcasm Failure. In this case, it involves showing Hobbs highly classified information at a little girls' soccer game.
• The movie is so terrible, Jeremy decides that Tyrese has not earned his paycheck.
• The torpedo scene exceeded such sin tolerance, the sin counter breaks.
  Jeremy: Goddamn! This scene... this scene just broke the f*cking sin counter!!
  • Eventually, the sin counter glitches out and remains so for the rest of the video after another ridiculous and over-the-top scene plays...
    Jeremy: Are you OK?! Are you OK?! Help, Chris, the sin counter isn't breathing, man!
    Chris: I'll dial 911! (a heartbeat flatline sound is heard) Oh my God! (Chris starts sobbing uncontrollably) It's dead, isn't it? It's f*cking dead! WHY, GOD?! WHY?!? TAKE ME!!
  • The final sin count is "R.I.P." (also glitching; the actual sin count is 175), and the sentence is "Chop Shop", which is accompanied by the The Dude saying, "Well, they finally did it. They killed my f*cking car."

Hobbs & Shaw

• "Comcast."
• When Brixton first appears:
  Jeremy: Glad to see they added Heimdall to the Fast and Furious franchise.
• Jeremy's comments on the fight scenes:
  Jeremy: Don't worry, the editing will do the ass beating for you!
• When Hobbs eats a gigantic stack of pancakes, Jeremy surmises that he eventually becomes the Gluttony victim in Seven.
• When Hobbs and Shaw first meet in the agency:
  Hobbs: NO F*CKING WAY!
  Shaw: NO F*CKING WAY!
  Jeremy: It's good to know that our planet's top agencies feel perfectly comfortable putting two guys who hate each other on the same time for the comedy.
• This:
  Shaw: Me and you? We've been down this road before. Complete waste of time!
  Jeremy: Initial test audience screening notes somehow made it into the actual film!
• "EVERYTHING about this poorly-lit CGI fight scene with Jason Staham is eye cancer!"
• This:
  Hobbs: Bullsh*t! She's too good looking to be your sister!
  Jeremy: I honestly can't figure out if these are actual thoughts Hobbs has about Shaw or if he's just f*cking with him. I also honestly can't figure out if this movie is for real or if it's just punching me in the dick for 2 hours and 16 minutes.
• Jeremy decides that every time a character survives something improbable, he's going to yell Jumanji.
  • He ends up adding a hundred sins when a car drives out of a building and is perfectly fine.
• This bit:
  Hobbs: Can someone tell me what the fresh turkey hell we're dealing with here?!
  Jeremy: Fresh turkey hell.
• This:
  Hattie: I don't have time for your macho male bullsh*t right now!
  Jeremy: Too bad audiences didn't say the same thing. Oh well, we'll see what happens when The Fast and the Furious Presents Hobbs and Shaw: 2 Hobbs and 2 Shaw in Space! Coming out 2022.
• Jeremy notes that Hobbs and Shaw have so much tension with each other, he's surprised they didn't become a couple.
• This bit:
  Shaw: We're entering the drop zone!
  Jeremy: Drop Zone contains neither Wesley Snipes nor Gary Busey.
• When Brixton gets away:
  Hobbs: He really is black Superman!
  Jeremy: Because Superman is obviously known for his skills on a motorbike.
• Jeremy adds 10 sins without saying a word when Shaw drifts a car onto a moving truck.
• This:
  Hobbs: Alright, we're going into battle with the family heirlooms!
  Jeremy: Wow! I can't wait until the Ewoks join the final battle!
• This bit:
  Shaw: War is what I do.
  Jeremy: And the name of a terrible movie you were in!
• This:
  Hattie: I've wasted so much time...
  Jeremy: Movie films Vanessa Kirby commenting on said movie and puts it in the final edit.
• In honor of Hobbs and Shaw having conversations in scenarios that are impossible, Jeremy creates a new type of sin: "he heard this".
• Jeremy cracks up when Hobbs stops a helicopter from taking off by holding the chains like he was a superhero.
• During the Sequel Hook:
  Voice: You don't remember me, Hobbs. But we're going to have a hell of a reunion.
  Jeremy: Sequel-baiting.

F9

• The video description sums it all up:
  Video Description: F9. This freaking movie. Jesus.
• After the usual Logos and Comcast sins:
  Jeremy: It took NINE movies for us to get to Papa Toretto's racing days?! This is some formative sh*t! This should have been in the second movie, not the ninth! This is the biggest problem with these f*cking movies; they make us sh*t out of nowhere and expect us to accept it like the Toretto brother that shows up out of nowhere later in this movie! By Fast 10, they'll probably show Baby Dom and Baby Brian race each other on Big Wheels for nickles, only it turns out that Dom's dad is actually Brian's dad! And Dom will have a third arm that no one comments on and hat he uses just to drink Corona with.
• This:
  Roman: Dom, this is Cypher. The killer of the mother of your child.
  Jeremy: I'm glad you reminded me of that, Roman because I didn't remember. Honestly, I don't think DOM remembers.
• This bit:
  Dom: Be careful!
  Letty: Careful's how you get hurt!
  Jeremy: The creed of half the drivers in Nashville makes its way in this movie!
• Jeremy refers to the aim of the bad guys as "worse than the parody aiming in the Rambo spoof of UHF".
• The return of an old joke:
  Roman: You shooting at me?! You think I'm scared?!
  Jeremy: No, but I do think that you're trying to earn your paycheck.
• Jeremy admits he gives up on the movie 15 MINUTES into it.
• Later on:
  Roman: My ass is en fuego!
  Jeremy: Is he...is he trying to UNEARN HIS PAYCHECK?!
• During the race sequence in the jungle:
  Jeremy: This is seriously the Speeder-Bike scene from Return of the Jedi.
• As a car drives over a collapsing bridge:
  Jeremy: WHY. Why do you make me do this. Why do you make me ask "is this the biggest f*cking insult to physics in film history?" Friction and speed do not work that way, you dicks!
  • When the car makes it at the last second:
  Jeremy: Eat my ass to the tenth power! *ding* Also, why do people like this?!
• "I can't tell why Letty's grunt insults me so much, except for the fact that it's the only effect to being hit by a F*CKING missile!"
• After a car drives off a cliff and drives on it's side, the video pauses. Jeremy attempts to control himself, but the sin counter nearly shatters before he can continue.
• This:
  Letty: Jakob is and was Dom's brother.
  Jeremy: DUN DUN DUN! Also, f*ck you.
• Jeremy points out that the twist wasn't surprising because it was pointed out in all of the trailers.
• During the flashback sequence:
  Jeremy: Way too many minutes of the TV spinoff, The Young Torettos.
• This:
  Cypher: Suppose you get what you want; technology that won't exist for another 50 years....
  Jeremy: She's in a glass case of exposition!
• Jeremy adds 5 sins for the relevation that Jakob is Mia's brother too.
• This bit:
  Tej: Aries is the god of war, right?
  Jeremy: Yes, he is. I remeber Gisele fighting him at the end of the airplane sequence in Furious 7.
• This:
  Dom: You win, you come home. You lose, you keep on driving...
  Jeremy: "Winning equals forgiveness for murdering our dad."
• When Dom is handed a typical beer:
  Jeremy: "Corona. My favourite. Wow, you remembered."
• This bit:
  Mia: Han never mentioned a girl.
  Jeremy: Wow, how suspicious!
• After Dom tackles Jakob on a zipline:
  Jeremy: I would remove all the sins if Dom misses Jakob completely and falls to his death here.
• The scene of the crew using magnets to drag Jakob's car off the road is declared by Jeremy to be so stupid, it loops around to being awesome and a sin is removed.
• When Dom knocks down an entire building floor with his arms:
  Jeremy: This is possible.
• At one point, Jeremy is convinced that the movie takes place in Dom's dream.
  Jeremy: Incredible, but I think Dom is still dreaming. And he's been using Mal's totem this whole time, so he'll never be able to figure out if he's still in someone else's dream. So this is a happy ending, but only in the sense that Dom doesn't know what's real anymore and this is the best he can get.
• This:
  Dom: Is this who we are?!
  Jeremy: Seeing as this is the ninth f*cking movie, yes, this is exactly who you are, you f*cking idiot.
• As Roman and Tej enter orbit:
  Jeremy: ...This worked.
• When the car seperates from the shuttle:
  Jeremy: CAR IN SPACE! WE HAVE A CAR IN SPACE!
• Jeremy later adds ONE TRILLION sins for the car in space.
• When Jakob turns good during the climatic chase:
  Jeremy: This is like Kim Jong Un's sister being drummed out of power and then saying "well, I guess I like democracy now. America, here I come!"
• When Dom survives an exploding tanker truck and manages to drive away with it:
  Jeremy: Why don't you just have them fight a Predator in a car with lightsaber headlights and be done with it?!
• After Dom leaps out of said tanker truck and it smashes into a plane, the sin counter officially gives up after adding 2000 sins:
  Sin Counter: I'm sorry, Dave. I can't do this anymore.
  Jeremy: Well, sh*t. I think the sin counter self destructed and the timer is borked, but we still have to rattle off a couple of more sins.
• As Dom walks with his son on the racetrack:
  Jeremy: [Vin Diesel impression] "This is where my daddy died in a horrifying wreck. I wanted to share that with you, you li' gipper. Now let's go an ice cream."
  • The scene is also used as the background of the sin counter.
• The last sin:
  Jeremy: HOLY SH*T, HAN'S ALIVE?!
• The sentence? Drop it off a cliff, shoot it into space, hit it with a hammer and electrocute it. Then kill it.

Fast X

• At the start, Jeremy is so frustrated that there are ten Fast and Furious movies that he replaces the sin noise with a sped-up clip of himself screaming, "TEN OF THESE THINGS!" that gradually speeds up over the course of the video.
• Jeremy is forced to repeat sins already addressed in the Fast Five sins video, ramping up the sin counter from 10 to 171. "Te-te-te-te-ten of these things!"
• "Don just threw a burning helicopter at the moving car his child is in. And I'm not getting lazier as the movie goes on, the movie is getting stupider, so that jokes aren't needed and merely stating what is happening in the film lampoons the film enough on its own."
• The irony that after F8 and F9 both killed the sin counter, Fast X somehow doesn't do the same thing.

Fifty Shades of Grey films

Fifty Shades of Grey

• (During the credits for actress Dakota Johnson and director Sam Taylor-Johnson) "Haha, Johnson!" *ding*
• "The guy (Christian Grey) may have a big dick, but he also IS a big dick. Dick." *ding*
• Jeremy compares the fact that the book came from Twilight fan-fiction to recycling the action from the shock video, 2 Girls 1 Cup.
• The first scene in the hardware store.
  Anastasia: Maybe coveralls, so you could protect your clothes?
  Christian: Could just take all my clothes off.
  Jeremy: What a whore. *ding*
• "Movie that promised me kinky sex has gone over 23 minutes without offering up any kinky sex." *ding*
• "Wow, even the "Bella lip-bite" is lifted from Twilight! Does this movie have one single f*cking thing to offer me that is original, besides the kinky sex which, incidentally, still hasn't shown up at the 30 f*cking minute mark?!" *ding*
• Jeremy comparing the film unfavorably to other "Pacific Northwest" movies like Sleepless in Seattle and Singles.
• "BDSM isn't open during business hours." *ding*
  Christian: You're biting your lip.
  Jeremy: Christian Grey would be excellent at Cinema-Sinning Twilight movies. *ding*
• Jeremy marks waiting 43 minutes for the "kinky sex". *ding* And two full minutes of disrobing. *ding*
• Jeremy wonders if watching this at the premiere was awkward for Dakota Johnson's parents, Don Johnson and Melanie Griffith.
• "Of course, she's a movie virgin, so this is the best sex ever had by a virgin in the history of first times. It's not painful and she has 15 G-spots." *ding*
• Jeremy complains about not getting to see Christian's junk, considering the other content in this film.
• Jeremy mentioning "dragging" certain actors and actresses into this film.
• "Movie characters will now send a series of texts and IMs to each other on-screen because clearly the actors revolted when asked to repeat too many words from the script. *ding*
• "Movie goes full 'Passion of the Christ', which my penis was not prepared for." *ding*
• "I think this movie could have been finished in 30 seconds. 'Anastasia.' 'Christian.' 'You want me to f*ck you and whip you?' 'No.' The End." *ding*
• The end.
  Christian: Ana.
  Anastasia: Christian. (elevator closes)
  Jeremy: I'm glad they could get that straight at the end of the movie. *ding*

Fifty Shades Darker

• "Dull movie calls Portland dull, and I'm ready to give it 50 sins out of spite. Hell, Portland, TENNESSEE is less dull than this movie. They're proud and progressive, I hear".
• The scene in which Marcia Gay Harden's character slaps the character of Kim Basinger is dubbed "Oscar-on-Oscar violence".

Fifty Shades Freed

• One of the outtakes:
  Jack Hyde: I could have been Christian Gray!
  Fredo Corleone: I can handle things! I'm smart!

Friday the 13th series

Friday the 13th (1980)

• Upon seeing Kevin Bacon, Jeremy pipes up with "Discount Kevin Bacon" before realizing it's the genuine article... and reiterating "Discount Kevin Bacon. Got him while he was still cheap. Good for them."
• This bit of commentary:
  Jack: Hey, hey, this is no dream.
  Jeremy: Hey, hey! Sure can't wait to hear Danny and the Juniors tonight at the sock hop!
• The Running Gag of "Movie kills the cutest woman X amount of minutes in."
• Jeremy's honest distress when the counselors' strip Monopoly game is interrupted.
• The Rule of Three coming into play:
  (shot of Ned dancing wearing a feather headdress)'
  Jeremy: That's racist.

  Officer: (to the girls) Hey, can it, Cochise.
  Jeremy: That's racist.

  Officer: (to Ned) I told you to sit on it, Tonto.
  Jeremy: That's racist!

Friday the 13th Part 2

• This:
  Jeremy: Gotta hand it to Jason, even though he's a mass killer, he's so polite that he takes the tea off the stove when it's ready. What a nice guy.
• Jeremy at first laments Crazy Ralph showing up, then claims that he should have been the killer.
• "I really hate Ted."
  • Later on, we get:
    Jeremy: Goddamn, I HATE this dude. End of sin!
  • Finally:
    Jeremy: You mean f*cking Ted stays behind and gets to survive? F*ck the movie!
• Commenting on Terry's lack of a bra.
  Jeremy: This nipples girl nipples doesn't nipples seem nipples too nipples worried nipples about nipples her nipples dog nipples being nipples gone nipples for nipple hours.
• When Jason is defeated:

  Jeremy (as Jason): I'll be back, but don't let them ever put me in space!