Film: A Few Good Men

Jessup: You want answers?!
Kaffee: I want the truth!
Jessup: You can't handle the truth!note 

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A 1989 play made into a 1992 movie directed by Rob Reiner, written by Aaron Sorkin and starring Tom Cruise and Jack Nicholson, A Few Good Men is a military-themed courtroom drama in which young lawyer Daniel Kaffee (Cruise) defends two Marines accused of murder, who say they were acting under orders from Col. Nathan Jessup (Nicholson).

You Can't Handle the Parody is based on Jessup's rant at the end of the film.

You want the tropes?! You can't handle the tropes!

  • Actually Pretty Funny: When Kaffee turns Ross' own cross-examination of one of the Marines against him - Ross points out "Code Reds" aren't in either the Marine handbook nor the handbook about operating on Gitmo, and Kaffee shows that mess halls aren't in the latter either, which doesn't mean Gitmo doesn't have one - Ross is seen smiling and chuckling. He also chuckles at the end when Kaffee reveals the two airmen whom Kaffee brought in to testify that Jessup forged the log books actually had no information whatsoever.
  • Anachronic Order: Col. Jessup's meeting with his officers about Santiago is depicted after the start of the film.
  • Armor-Piercing Question:
    • The real question that completely shatters Col. Jessup is the one before this exchange. Jessup had kept his cool, arrogantly stating that his orders have always been followed and that he did not order the Code Red. Kaffee seizes on the Logic Bomb:
    Kaffee: "If you ordered that Santiago wasn't to be touched, and your orders are always followed, then why would Santiago be in danger?"
  • Artistic License – Military: Kendrick's admission, while under oath and in court, that he ordered a Marine be confined to barracks for seven days and given only water and vitamin supplements for that entire time would have instantly resulted in him being arrested on the spot and facing charges himself. Any such punishments are completely against the Uniform Code of Military Justice and there's no way such an admission would be completely ignored by the Judge.
    • "Food and water" punishments are still on the books, but are typically limited to Navy ships where other disciplines would have lesser effect. Even then, such punishments are limited to three days in duration and are under strict supervision of corpsman and medical personnel.
    • Similarly the jeep driver's assertion that the Cubans "might want tot take a shot" at a Navy officer wearing white. Doing so unprovoked would be an unambiguous act of war. Whatever one might say about the Castro regime, it's safe to say that starting a war with the US is not high on its list of goals.
    • Combined with Hollywood Law, as there is no charge in the UCMJ of "conduct unbecoming a Marine." There is "conduct unbecoming an officer," but Dawson and Downey are enlisted personnel.
  • Ate His Gun: Markinson's alternative to testifying against Jessup because he feels that the failed to act sooner and refuses to betray his commander.
  • Awful Truth: Jessup's rant at the end are about why he admits his actions might disgust people, but he feels they are necessary to protect the nation.
  • Ax-Crazy: Colonel Jessup. He doesn't flinch from the deaths of Santiago or Markinson and after his Villainous Breakdown lunges screaming at Kaffey.
  • Backhanded Compliment:
    Kendrick: I like all you Navy boys. Every time we have to go somewhere to fight, you give us a ride.
  • Badass Boast:
    Col. Jessup: "You want to investigate me, roll the dice and take your chances. I eat breakfast 300 yards from 4,000 Cubans who are trained to kill me, so don't think for one second that you can come down here, flash your badge, and make me nervous."
  • Badass Bookworm: Danny Kaffee and Jack Ross both qualify.
  • Batman Gambit: Kaffee uses Obfuscating Stupidity quite a bit on the Marines to either box them up or get their reactions. Unfortunately, Galloway clearly doesn't understand what he's doing and tips Kaffee's hand during the lunch with Jessup, clearly frustrating Kaffee.
  • Berserk Button: Kaffee is fine when Ross tells him he was bullied into taking the case to trial (Ross even admits he practically dared Kaffee to do so), but gets very upset when Ross claims the memory of Kaffee's father (a renowned trial lawyer) also did the trick.
    Kaffee: You're a lousy fucking softball player, Jack!
  • Big Bad: Col. Nathan Jessup.
  • Bittersweet Ending: The Marines get cleared of their charges of murder but not of "conduct unbecoming of a Marine" and are to be dishonorably discharged following the trial. On the other hand, the right man who ordered the attack has been arrested, Kaffee has become respected and learned to take his job seriously, and the Marines accept that they deserve their punishment.
  • Black and Gray Morality: Jessup and Kendrick are certainly the villains here, issuing illegal orders and then denying involvement when things went awry. But Dawson and Downey both display practically no remorse over killing a fellow Marine (accident or not, they entered his cabin with intent to hurt and humiliate), sticking to their belief they did nothing wrong because they were following orders against a known screwup. In the end, they do receive just punishment (a dishonorable discharge) and Dawson realizes it's fair, even if Downey probably would have gone to his grave thinking he was in the right if Dawson didn't spell it out for him. Even Santiago, though put in a difficult situation, was willing to rat on a fellow marine, the one who wouldn't allow the others to harass him no less, for his own benefit, and may have been knowingly lying about the nature of Dawson's fence shooting in order to get transferred out. None of the three parties come out looking all that great.
  • Bluffing the Murderer: Kaffee brings in a pair of Surprise Witnesses to help pressure Jessup at the end. They don't have any actual information.
  • Brick Joke:
    Lt. Weinberg: "Cmdr. Galloway, Lt. Kaffee is considered to be the best litigator in our office. He successfully plea bargained 44 cases in 9 months."
    Kaffee: "One more and I get a set of steak knives."
    Later on when it looks like the case is slipping away from them:
    Galloway: "I'm sorry I cost you the steak knives."
    • Also: "I got some oregano, I hear that helps."
  • Brilliant, but Lazy: Kaffee is a brilliant attorney with a fantastic mind and charisma. But he'd much rather practice getting his softball swing perfect.
    • Bunny-Ears Lawyer: Kaffee, while legitimately undisciplined and a little lazy for a military man, is incredibly able to pick up on the smallest irregularities throughout the film to indicate something is off about the whole case, eventually uncovering the whole plot.
  • The Cameo: Christopher Guest, who'd starred in two of Reiner's previous films note , plays a doctor on the stand.
  • Church Militant / Gung Holier Than Thou: Kendrick is this in spades.
    Kendrick: "I have two books at my bedside, Lieutenant: the Marine Corps Code of Conduct and the King James Bible. The only proper authorities I am aware of are my commanding officer, Colonel Nathan R. Jessup, and the Lord our God."
  • Clear Their Name: What Kaffee must do for Dawson and Downey.
  • Cliché Storm: Invoked; Kaffee has a throwaway conversation with the local newsstand vendor involving each of them trying to wryly out-cliché the other.
  • Co-Dragons: Markinson is Jessup's Only Sane Man counsel while Kendrick is his attack dog.
  • Colonel Kilgore: Being a man who eats breakfast three hundred yards away from men who are trained to kill him, Colonel Jessup feels that he is fighting a war all the time to protect America and will not have his methods questioned, no matter how disgusting or illegal.
  • Could Have Avoided This Plot: Jessup refuses to approve a transfer for Santiago, saying that his incompetence would just put another unit in danger. In reality, Santiago's health problems would make it very easy to just kick him out of the Marine Corps altogether, removing him from endangering anyone. Possibly justified in that Jessup's ego couldn't possibly allow accept that such a load could get this far in the Marines in the first place.
  • Court-Martialed: The entire premise of the movie.
  • Danger Takes A Back Seat: Lt Col Markinson (the highly creepy J.T. Walsh) does this to Kaffee.
  • Deadpan Snarker: This is a Sorkin film so this is expected. Even in a cast full of snark, Kaffee reigns supreme.
  • Dirty Coward: Jessup, who despite his claims of toughness, was willing to throw two Marines under a bus to protect himself.
  • Dressing to Die: Lt. Col. Markinson donned his full dress Marine uniform before he Ate His Gun.
  • The End: Used straight, in a fairly rare example for a film made in the 1990's. Rob Reiner says on the DVD commentary that it felt right, with the story being a sort of old-fashioned morality play.
  • Establishing Character Moment: Done early, and it sets the stage for the critical plot point later. While discussing Santiago, transferring him off the base to just get rid of the problem comes up. This clearly pisses off Jessup, who starts saying they should just transfer everyone, shut down the base, and withdraw from Cuba completely. Taking it up a notch, he calls for one of the Marines in the outer office to come in and starts telling him to call the President and inform him that he's shutting the base down and sending everyone home. While is voice is dripping with sarcasm, the important part of the scene is that the Marine he is addressing does not bat an eye and turns around when Jessup is done, fully prepared to go call the President. Jessup has to stop him and specifically tell him not to call the President before he can let him leave the room. Bottom line, Jessup's orders are always obeyed. As everyone knows, this fact comes back to bite him in the ass hard.
  • Eureka Moment: Kaffee retrieves his baseball bat from his closet and has an epiphany.
    Sam: He does think better with his bat.
    • Subverted in that said epiphany does absolutely nothing in the case, forcing a last minute Indy Ploy to save the day.
  • Even Evil Has Loved Ones: See Pet the Dog below.
  • Face Death with Dignity: Markinson is in full dress uniform before shooting himself.
  • Fatal Family Photo: Subverted. We see Sam taking a walk in the park with his baby daughter, and the whole business seemed shady. Then nothing happened.
  • Faux Affably Evil: Jessup is polite and charming when he wants to be, which only makes his volatile personality and complete willingness to sacrifice people for his own gain more terrifying.
  • Follow the Leader: JAG.
  • Friendly Enemy: Prosecutor Jack Ross. He and Kaffee are friends outside the courtroom, and Ross even privately believes the two Marines shouldn't be jailed, but in his own words:
    Ross: I represent the United States Government without passion or prejudice. And my client has a case.
    • Contrasted by Kaffee's friend and co-counsel, Lt. Weinberg, who is personally disgusted by his clients' actions regardless of whether they were following orders or not.
  • Ham-to-Ham Combat: The famous climactic scene between Kaffee and Jessup. Even Jack Ross gets in on the action.
    Ross: Dammit, Kaffee!
  • Heroic BSOD: Kaffee goes out and gets rip-roaring drunk after his star witness kills himself.
  • He's Back: "I got my second wind."
  • Heel Realization: Dawson realizes that they deserve dishonorable discharges for "conduct unbecoming of a Marine" at the end. He even takes the time to explain it to the amazingly slow-witted Downey.
    Downey: What did we do wrong? We did nothing wrong.
    Dawson: Yeah, we did. We were supposed to fight for the people who couldn't fight for themselves. We were supposed to fight for Willie.
  • Hiding Behind Religion: Lieutenant Kendrick claims being Christian in his testimony, but simultaneously exposes his absolute absence of compassion.
  • Highly Conspicuous Uniform: Zig Zagged. Weinberg tells Kaffee to wear his white dress uniform when they go to Guantanamo Bay because of how hot it is in Cuba. When they arrive, Galloway is wearing a khaki work uniform. The Marine private that drives the trio from the airfield suggests that Kaffee and Weinberg put on a pair of camouflage jackets he keeps in his jeep, reasoning that, "if the Cubans see an officer wearing white, they might think it's something they want to take a shot at."
  • Hoist By Their Own Petard: Jessup ends up being his own worst enemy.
  • Hollywood Law: In real life, the prosecution would never be able to get to a jury with a murder charge. The victim, PFC Santiago, died after the two defendants tied him up and gagged him. The prosecution alleges that there was poison on the gag, and that that is what killed him. The problem is that the prosecution offers no real evidence for the existence of the poison. Ross puts a doctor on the stand who testifies that Santiago died of lactic acidosis, which could have been caused by poison, but who acknowledges on cross that the lactic acidosis could also have resulted if Santiago had had an undiagnosed heart condition, and that there was no trace of poison found on the gag. In other words, the only evidence for the theory that he died from being poisoned is the fact that he died; that would work if and only if the only reasonable explanation for his death is poison, but the moment the defense points out another reasonable possible explanation, the poison is pure speculation. At the close of the prosecution's case in chief, no reasonable jury could have concluded beyond a reasonable doubt that there was poison on the gag. Since no one would reasonably anticipate that a healthy young Marine would have died just from being tied up and gagged, no one could possibly have intended that outcome, unless the gag was poisoned. Intent to kill is an element of a murder charge, meaning that without that intent, the jury cannot convict. In fact, the prosecution could not even make out a case for voluntary manslaughter. Long story short, no poison, no murder, and the prosecution offers no real evidence for the existence of the poison. The judge should have dismissed the murder charges at the end of the prosecution's case. It's not very dramatic to have the top count of the indictment dismissed without ever getting to a jury, however, so of course the movie does not do that.
    • Related to that, there is Jo's infamous "I strenuously object" scene, which she justifies by saying that she got their objection to the doctor's testimony noted for the record. Objections are always noted for the record. Everything (with certain particular exceptions) said in the trial is supposed to be noted for the record; that's what the record is for.
  • Honor Before Reason: Why Dawson refuses the plea bargain. The proposed deal would have saved them from prison, but a dishonorable discharge essentially negates everything they'd done in the Corps.
    • Possibly justified also in that a dishonorable discharge is going to make it very hard to make a living in the civilan world as employers are going to be very wary to hire someone with a dishonorable discharge especially for manslaughter. He ultimately gets it, anyway.
  • Hypocrite: For all of his talk about how Marines never disobey orders, Jessup thinks nothing of ignoring the orders of his own superiors because he thinks he knows better. For all of his talk about loyalty, he is more than willing to throw two of his men under the bus to save his own hide.
    • Dawson thinks little of Kaffee because he views him as weak and a coward. Yet Dawson evidently had little problem with essentially tormenting a weaker marine simply because he was ordered to do so, which inadvertently got that marine killed. Real strength and courage there, ace.
  • Improperly Placed Firearms: Lt. Colonel Markinson commits suicide with a nickel-plated Beretta 92SB. While this is a fairly common standin for the M9 variant of the Beretta 92 and is only really visually distinguishable by the rounder trigger guard, later on in court, it's mentioned that Markinson used a .45. This is probably due to the original play being written in the late eighties, only a few years after the M1911A1 was replaced. It was probably originally supposed to be this, but the script was probably never updated.
  • Indy Ploy: Ultimately, all the false transfers, doctored logs, and witness testimonies mean nothing in regards to proving the case. Kaffee's last minute hail mary to Jessup's ego saves the day.
  • I Never Said It Was Poison: When Kaffee and Ross first meet about a plea bargain, Ross offers up a deal when Kaffee brings up Code Reds, but makes a point of telling him that Kendrick had met with all the Marines of the company right before Santiago was killed, and ordered them not to touch Santiago. When Kaffee tells Weinberg about this later, he realizes he never even brought up Kendrick, and that's the first time he realizes there's more to the case than he originally thought.
  • Interservice Rivalry: The good guys are all Navy while the villains are Marines. The good guys see the Marines as Knight Templar fanatics who will endanger their own men's lives for the sake of reputation while the villains see their Navy counterpoints as weak and have no concept of what it truly takes to keep the country safe.
  • It's All About Me: Jessup has this in spades. He has no remorse for ordering a weak marine killed and only becomes angry when his validity as a soldier is questioned or his orders disobeyed.
  • I Won't Say I'm Guilty: Dawson's position on the Code Red—yes, he did it, but since his commander ordered him to do it, he won't allow himself to plead. Unusually for this trope, Dawson changes his mind at the end. Having been acquitted for the major crimes, he accepts a dishonorable discharge for "conduct unbecoming a Marine," admitting that he should have stood up for Santiago. This is is partially foreshadowed when he refuses to plea bargain:
    "If a court decides that what we did was wrong, I'll accept whatever punishment they give..."
  • Jerkass:
    • Col Jessup. Aside from being the villain, he's also a colossal dick to his underlings.
    • Also Kendrick. He's equally unpleasant to Kaffee and Galloway and becomes equally incensed when his authority is remotely questioned.
  • Knight Templar: Colonel Jessup. He reiterates several times throughout the movie the phrase "We're in the business of saving lives," indicating that he truly believes he's doing the right thing. The view in his courtroom speech might be a reasonable statement of the unique role of the military in protecting a free society and the compromises that come with that. When that turned into ordering assaults on his own men and covering it up...
  • Laser-Guided Karma: Jessup getting charged with Santiago's death after trying to pin it on Dawson and Downey.
  • Lying to the Perp: See Bluffing the Murderer.
  • Mildly Military:
    • Kaffee is chronically tardy, doesn't want Dawson to call him "sir," and plays softball while his clients are sitting in jail. Galloway calls him on it several times, and the Marines can barely contain their disgust.
    • Also, one marine salutes Kaffee near the end of the movie. Indoors. And without any headgear. This one is forgivable, however. Indoor salutes are done during ceremonies and certain other occasions.
    • Really, the entire movie, at least to people who have actually served in the military (especially the Marines). Uniforms are sloppily maintained, Marines in the movie often keep their hands in their pockets (a major no-no in the real Marine Corps), and nobody maintains bearing or decorum anywhere.
  • Miranda Rights: Ross recites these after Jessup confesses on the stand.
  • Mistaken Age: Kaffee, to Aunt Ginny. Aunt Ginny, to Kaffee.
  • Motive Rant: Jessup's rant is all about why he feels his actions were necessary.
  • My Master, Right or Wrong: This is the Marine's code ("Semper Fidelis" - Always Faithful/Loyal) and is integral to the chain of command as highlighted in the film; you obey your superior officers no matter what or people die. Colonel Jessup hides behind this code as justification for his actions and uses it to command absolute obedience from all his men. It ultimately comes back to bite him when he can't explain the actions of Lance Corporal Dawson and PFC Downey who gave Private Santiago an illegal "Code Red" disciplinary punishment which killed him. On the one hand, he insists that he gave orders that Santiago was not to be harmed, and on the other hand, he was arranging for Santiago to be transferred to another base to prevent him from being harmednote : if his orders are always followed, why did he have to protect Santiago by transferring him to another base? It is this key point that Lieutenant Kaffee uses to put Jessup in a bind and force him to admit the truth via the Armor-Piercing Question.
  • Narcissist: Jessup goes beyond even having a massive god complex. He disobeys his superior officers because he thinks he knows better than them, loves to hear himself talk, rather flippantly exploits others for his own gain, has a colossally overblown sense of self-importance, seems to think he and he alone is somehow 'special,' ("I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom.") demands excessive admiration and unquestioned obedience he clearly doesn't deserve, displays arrogance and haughtiness to his peers as well as his underlings, is an Entitled Bastard, displays a clear Lack of Empathy, and is seemingly incapable of even considering the mere possibility that he is ever wrong about anything. And even when confronted with irrefutable evidence that he is, he simply blames everyone else.
  • The Neidermeyer: Colonel Jessup and Lieutenant Kendrick. Neither show the honor and loyalty to their troops which they espouse and would sooner have one physically punished illegally and so dangerously that he dies from the encounter which they then cover up, rather than send him away on point of principle.
  • Never My Fault: Many of the Marines suffer from this, believing that they are above reproach because of the nature of their work and their ultimately good intentions. Jessup is the worst for it. Even after admitting to being behind Santiago's death, he's still incensed at being held responsible for it, blaming Kaffee. Dawson and Downey have an extreme case of this as well, but grow out of it by the end.
  • Not His Sled: In the play, Kaffee exposes Jessup because Markinson sent him the flight log book from Andrews Air Force Base, which Jessup forgot to change to match the GITMO book, indicating that the earlier flight Santiago could have been on did in fact exist. In the film, Jessup remembered to do this, so instead Kaffee exposes him by pointing out a flaw in Jessup's testimony: If Jessup ordered that Santiago was not to be harassed by his squad and Jessup's orders are always followed without question, then why would Santiago be in danger of being harmed and have to be transferred?
  • OOC Is Serious Business: When Kaffe grills Jessup in court over the Code Red, Ross breaks his Punch Clock Villain persona shouting "DAMMIT KAFFE!!!", in a tone that shows more worry than anger. He broke character because he was afraid Kaffe was going too far and was trying to snap him out of it.
  • Obfuscating Stupidity: Kaffee does this quite a bit while at Gitmo to keep Kendrick and Jessup from suspecting that he's legitimately considering them as culprits in Santiago's death. Galloway's earnest grilling kind of ruins it though to Kaffee's annoyance.
  • Obstructive Bureaucrat: Jessup dabbles in this. Aside from refusing to transfer Santiago off base, he has the Tower Chief's logs doctored to conceal a flight.
  • Oh Crap!: Played with: after Jessup confesses, the look on Kaffee's face is a mixture of righteous indignation and this. It takes him a moment to recover. Understandable, considering what he just pulled off.
  • Patriotic Fervor: Jessup's justification for his actions.
  • The Perry Mason Method: "You want answers?" "I want the truth!!"... and so forth.
  • Pet the Dog: During questioning, Colonel Jessup answers questions about three phone calls. The first two calls are about the military. The third one turns out to be a call to his sister asking her if she wanted to have dinner. For all his flaws as a soldier, he seems to be a decent enough brother.
    • Additionally, when the defence team are down in Cuba Jessup presents himself as an admirer of Kaffee's late father for his work defending civil rights. He's also Nice to the Waiter.
    • The first example becomes a case of extreme Moral Myopia when you consider that his longtime comrade Markinson just killed himself, not to mention that he's scheming to pass the buck for his morally bankrupt actions onto his underlings.
  • Plea Bargain: Dawson refuses to take one.
    "We joined the Marines because we wanted to live our lives by a certain code, and we found it in the Corps. Now you're asking us to sign a piece of paper that says we have no honor. You're asking us to say we're not Marines. If a court decides that what we did was wrong, then I'll accept whatever punishment they give. But I believe I was right sir, I believe I did my job, and I WILL NOT DISHONOR MYSELF, MY UNIT, OR THE CORPS SO I CAN GO HOME IN SIX MONTHS! [beat] Sir.
  • Politically Incorrect Villain: Col. Jessup's speech about superior officers is shockingly misogynist. Interestingly, Jessup was also wrong. Dr. Antonia Novello was the US Surgeon General when A Few Good Men was released. As the head of the US Public Health Service Commissioned Corps, Surgeons General always hold the rank of vice admiral. Jessup would have been required by law to salute her.
    • Jessup also calling Kaffee "faggoty" won't win him the audience's sympathy.
  • Poor Communication Kills: Dawson and Downey's tendancy to only give information when specifically asked leads to them to leave a very vital piece of information out of their story to their lawyers. It severely damages their case and nearly costs them their freedom.
  • Punch Clock Villain: Ross is a minor version of this trope. He's opposing the heroes of the story because he is representing the US government and it's his job to do so. It's well-established that otherwise he's on very friendly terms with Kaffee. Their good-natured banter after the trial shows that, despite the often heated proceedings, there are no hard feelings on either side.
    • Ross even reveals he doesn't think Downey and Dawson should go to jail but he still has a job to do. He also seems to really dislike Kendrick and Jessup as much as Kaffee does. He even seems happy to be heading off to arrest Kendrick at the end.
  • "The Reason You Suck" Speech: The original stage production had Kaffee respond to Jessup's Motive Rant as follows:
    Kaffee: You trashed the law! But hey, we understand, you’re permitted. You have a greater responsibility than we can possibly fathom. You provide us with a blanket of freedom. We live in a world that has walls and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns, and nothing is going to stand in your way of doing it. Not Willie Santiago, not Dawson and Downey, not Markinson, not 1,000 armies, not the Uniform Code of Military Justice, and not the Constitution of the United States! That’s the truth isn’t it Colonel? I can handle it.
    • Thanks to the film's omission of the above response to Jessup's Motive Rant, many people miss the point of the film's most famous scene: Yes, Jessup thinks he’s justified in doing what he does— but he isn't. Not by the honour-code of his organisation, nor the legal system of his country, let alone most personal moral codes.
  • Reasonable Authority Figure: Lieutenant Colonel Andrew Markinson quietly objects to Colonel Jessup's hardline attitude and actions towards his men, but is too spineless to stand up to him or call him out when he causes the death of Private Santiago.
    • Meanwhile, Judge Randolph is, well, a judge. What makes him this instead of a prop with dialog is:
      Jessup: Colonel.
      Kaffee: What's that?
      Jessup: I would appreciate it if he would address me as 'colonel' or 'sir'. I believe I've earned it.
      Randolph: Defense counsel will address the witness as 'colonel' or 'sir'.
      Jessup: I don't know what the hell kind of unit you're running here...
      Randolph: And the witness will address this court as 'judge' or 'your honor'. *gives Jessup a look* I'm quite certain I've earned it. Take your seat, Colonel.
  • Sanity Slippage: From the moment Jessup enters the courtroom onward all the little psychological cracks he works so hard to hide start unraveling, culminating in his frothing Motive Rant and subsequent Villainous Breakdown.
  • Shout-Out: The title, to the Marines recruiting commercial whose tagline is "We're looking for a few good men".
  • Signature Line: "You can't handle the truth!"
  • Smug Snake: Jessup and Kendrick
  • Sociopathic Soldier: Like Colonel Jessup, Lieutenant Kendrick is callous, cruel, and entirely without scruples. He lacks Jessup's outward charm though, so his nastiness is far more obvious.
  • Spanner in the Works: Both Galloway and Dawson are this to Jessup's friends in the Pentagon's attempts to handle Santiago's death quietly. Galloway for insisting that Kaffee actually give his clients' due diligence for once instead of rushing straight to the plea bargin, Dawson for telling Kaffee to take his plea bargain and shove it.
  • Shut Up, Hannibal!: After Jessup was placed under arrest, Kaffee delivers this line:
    Kaffee: "Don't call me son. I'm a lawyer, and an officer in the United States Navy, and you're under arrest, you son of a bitch."
  • Straw Misogynist: Jessup makes chauvanistic comments about Galloway and military women in general right to her face. To say nothing of his disparaging remarks about Kaffee's "girly white uniform." Of course, it's clearly not just women Jessup thinks are beneath him.
  • Strictly Professional Relationship: LT Kaffee and LCDR Galloway clearly seem attracted to each other, but focus more on solving the case at hand than pursuing a relationship. Once the trial ends, they both go their separate ways.
  • That Was Objectionable: A borderline example. The prosecution puts on a doctor to give his opinion as to the cause of Willie Santiago's death. Lt. Cmdr. Galloway objects on the basis of his qualifications. When the judge overrules her, she "strenuously objects" and is again overruled.
    Sam: "Strenuously object"? Is that how it works? "Objection!" "Overruled." "No no no, I strenuously object." "Oh, well if you strenuously object, then I should take some time to reconsider."
    • Her "strenuous objection" prompts the judge to say "The witness is an expert, and the court will hear his opinion;" undermining her own point in front of the court members, which Sam calls her on.
  • Take Five:
    Capt. West: Commander Galloway, why don't you get yourself a cup of coffee?
    Lt. Cmdr. Galloway: Thank you, sir, I'm fine.
    Capt. West: Commander, I'd like you to leave the room so we can talk about you behind your back.
    Lt. Cmdr. Galloway: Certainly, sir.
  • Those Two Guys: Dawson and Downey.
  • Token Romance: Thankfully averted. Originally a romance between Tom Cruise and Demi Moore's characters was planned (and stills from a love scene made it to the tabloid news), but was left on the cutting room floor. The subtext is still there though.
  • Too Dumb to Live: Private Lowden Downey. Galloway states at one point he has no idea what's going on. And when the time comes to put him on the stand, his panic is palpable. And ultimately justified.
  • Trailers Always Spoil: The Motive Rant that undoes Col. Jessup was the best-known moment of the movie before it came out, due to "You can't handle the truth!" being such a catchy line.
  • Unspoken Plan Guarantee: Averted, where the night before Jessup is put on the stand, the lawyers have an onscreen meeting about their plan to make him confess, and the next day it's executed perfectly. Roger Ebert cited this as a flaw in the film, saying it's no fun if nothing goes wrong after you've already heard what's going to happen.
    • There is a tiny bit of a speed bump, in that before they go into court that day, Galloway takes Kaffee aside and tells him he should back off of Jessup if he feels like he's not going to crack, and then during the questioning, Jessup's being really intimidating, Kaffee momentarily loses his nerve, Weinberg gives him a little shake of the head, Jessup gets up and starts to leave... and then Kaffee pulls it together and takes us home.
      • Although, before resuming the questioning, as Jessup is walking to sit back down, Kaffee pours himself a glass of water and drinks it, barely capable of holding his hand from shaking as he does. There was no guarantee it was going to succeed; the only guarantee was that, if it didn't, Kaffee was in for severe consequences.
    • Besides, the look on Kaffee's face when Jessup confesses, and that speed bump, shows it wasn't executed perfectly, it just turned out how Kaffee hoped.
    • Not to mention Kaffee didn't back off when Ross objected to the line of questioning and the judge had held Kaffee in contempt. It's kinda hard to hear over all the shouting going on at this point.
  • Utopia Justifies the Means: To Colonel Jessup, the only safe America is one that allows him to do whatever he thinks is necessary to protect it, with nobody allowed to question his methods or judgement.
  • Very Loosely Based on a True Story: Sorkin based the story on a real case that his sister worked for the JAG corps, where a marine in Guantanamo was nearly killed in a hazing that a superior officer ordered.
  • Villainous Breakdown: Jessup has his famous rant, but the real breakdown comes right after when the unflappable Colonel finds he is being charged with Santiago's death, and then lunges screaming at Kaffee, who doesn't even bat an eyelash.
  • Walk and Talk: It first appeared here by accident as Rob Reiner needed a way to move the first scene with Jack and Danny along. It has since become one of Aaron Sorkin's trademarks.
  • "Well Done, Son!" Guy: Kaffee's late father was of the overachieving variety.
  • Well-Intentioned Extremist: Jessup sees himself as this. He sees the Code Red as an invaluable tool in keeping discipline at Guantanamo Bay, which, in turn, will keep his troops alive and America safe. He even believes that Santiago's death potentially saved many lives.
  • Wham Line: "He was never going to be transferred off that base" from Markinson changes everything for the defence, giving them a real weapon with which to fight back. In-Universe only, however, since the audience already knows Jessup had no intention of transferring Santiago.
    • Jessup’s confession on the stand shocks the whole courtroom, including Kaffee, despite employing The Perry Mason Method. Kaffee is so visibly shocked that it worked, that it takes him a few moments to recover and seek a recess so Jessup can be formally arrested.
  • You Can Say That Again: Kaffee trades clichés with the guy at his newsstand, resulting in this exchange:
    Luther: It ain't over till the fat lady sings.
    Kaffee: You can say that again.
    Luther: It ain't over till the fat lady sings.
    Kaffee: (with him) —fat lady sings. I walked into that one.
  • You Didn't Ask: This is the reason Dawson gives when Kaffee asks him why they didn't tell him about the order to give Santiago a Code Red when he first talked to them.