Characters / Heathers

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Main characters (Both film and musical)

    Veronica Sawyer

The protagonist of the story; a cynical high school senior who's starting to regret getting In with the In Crowd.

  • All Girls Want Bad Boys: Maybe not all of them, but Veronica sure does.
  • Ambiguous Innocence: On more than one occasion in the movie. Did she know she grabbed the wrong cup that killed Heather Chandler? When did she figure out about the "Ich Luge" bullets? Did she always know, did she find out before she shot Kurt or after? Was it a moment of panic or was she fully aware of what she was doing? J.D. thinks she wanted to kill them. It's possible Veronica isn't sure herself.
  • Anti-Hero: She is a pretty horrible person herself. She left behind her loyal friend to go in with the in crowd. She is shaken up, but only slightly bothered by the death of Heather Chandler - which she herself had caused. She clearly couldn't care less what happens to Heather McNamara with the two rapists when she ditches her for J.D. She makes plans to maim said two assholes, but over spreading a rumor about her, and not for raping her friend - plans that end up with their untimely deaths. And even after she realizes they're dead, she is mad about being tricked by J.D. a lot more than about killing two people. Downplayed in the stage show, where she becomes a lot more sympathetic and a lot less actively complicit in what J.D.'s doing.
  • Backstabbing the Alpha Bitch: Or perhaps poisoning her with drain cleaner...
  • Beta Bitch: She alternates this position with Heather Duke, reluctantly.
  • Brainy Brunette: Duh, it's Winona Ryder.
    • More so than usual, though, as she was considered bright enough to consider putting ahead into high school out of the sixth grade, rather than attend junior high.
  • Chromatic Arrangement: Played straight; she's the Smart Girl of the Girl Posse, and The Lancer to the red leader.
  • Color Motif: Blue, suitable for her melancholic temper, and her position as Heather Chandler's foil. Her outfits incorporate more and more black as the movie progresses, as she turns her back on her days in the color coded Girl Posse, and grows closer to J.D., seeing how Evil Wears Black.
  • Date Rape Averted: Three times! First at the college party, then at the cow tipping double date, and then with J.D.
  • Driven to Suicide: Subverted; she's actually Faking the Dead.
  • The Fashionista: Monocles and kimonos are a staple of her leisure-wear...
  • Four-Temperament Ensemble: Among the four members of the Girl Posse, she is the Melancholic.
  • Heel–Face Turn: First, it seems she is pulling one while drifting away from the bitchy Girl Posse while getting involved with J.D. When he is revealed to be all kinds of Axe-Crazy, she eventually turns on him too, and starts following her own moral code. And kills him.
  • Intelligence Equals Isolation: subverted. She is highly intelligent, and was supposed to skip a year or two in school. She then converts her book smarts to people smarts, and becomes a member of the popular Girl Posse.
  • In with the In Crowd: Veronica's arc is a dark, dark take on this trope.
  • The Lancer: To Alpha Bitch Heather Chandler.
  • Meaningful Name: Her name is a combination of classic comic character, Veronica Lodge, and classic literary character, Tom Sawyer, symbolizing her role as the more mischievous and selfish best friend of Betty Finn (whose own name is a combination of Betty Cooper and Huckleberry Finn, the more noble best friends of Veronica and Tom).
  • Odd Name Out: She's the only Heather not named Heather.
  • Outlaw Couple: Played with in her relationship with J.D. She even lampshades this with talking about the Ur-Example, Bonnie and Clyde.
  • Karma Houdini: She kills three people, involved in the death of the fourth, and is merely singed by the end of the film.
  • Self-Harm: She burns herself with the car lighter the morning after Ram and Kurt die.
  • Snark Knight: Only Betty Finn is safe from her sharp tongue.
  • Take-That Kiss: She sticks one on Heather Duke.
  • True Blue Femininity: See Color Motif.
  • Vitriolic Best Buds: With Heather Duke and Heather Chandler.

    Jason "J.D." Dean

An outsider that Veronica takes an interest in after he pulls a gun on some bullies, and later gets romantically (and criminally) involved with.

  • Abusive Parents: His father is clearly unhinged and violent.
  • Axe-Crazy: He's your basic Troubled, but Cute high school rebel serial killer.
  • Axes at School : Carries a big gun with him his first day, and later rigs a "serious-as-fuck bomb in the boiler room, to set off a pack of thermals upstairs."
  • Bad Ass Longcoat: He sports a long, black duster - always.
  • Big Bad Duumvirate: With Heather Duke.
  • Birds of a Feather: He thinks he and Veronica fit this trope, but it turns out Everyone Has Standards.
  • Cute and Psycho: He's charming, brooding, charismatic, attractive, and absolutely bugfuck crazy.
  • Deadpan Snarker: Very snarky, though more psycho than deadpan.
  • Even Bad Men Love Their Mamas: His mother committed suicide when he was young, and he obviously misses her terribly.
  • Even Evil Has Loved Ones: The only people J.D. appears to have genuine affection for are Veronica and his late mother.
  • Freudian Excuse: J.D. had a really bad childhood, being the son of a sociopath who drove J.D.'s mother to suicide by walking into an exploding building in front of him. This goes a long way towards explaining his own budding sociopathy.
  • Manipulative Bastard: That's an understatement. He tricks the school into signing a Suicide Pact.
  • Missing Mom: His mother died in an explosion. Circumstances are debatable.
  • Only Known by Initials : J.D. is short for "Jason Dean," but is also a Shout-Out to James Dean and is 1950s slang for "juvenile delinquent."
  • The Sociopath: A tragic example. He's initially seen as charming, but he's also reckless and has poor impulse control, manipulates and lies to people around him, doesn't consider other people's feelings beyond what they mean to him personally, and has a constant need for stimulation and gets off on the murders he commits. It's emphasized that his horrible life partly made him what he is, though, and ultimately in his own twisted sense of morality he believes that he's doing people a favor.
  • Villainous Crush: His love for Veronica is not in any way healthy, but he does love her.
  • Well-Intentioned Extremist: In his eyes, he's turning this Crapsack World into a better place one murder at a time. Or one high school at a time...
  • Woobie, Destroyer of Worlds: A Serial Killer with a Freudian Excuse.
  • Yandere: A huge one for Veronica.

    The Heathers

Heather Chandler

  • Alpha Bitch: An epic one at that, at least until she dies.
  • Asshole Victim: While clearly a terrible human being and a raging bitch, she might not have deserved to die. Especially not in such a vile, blue way.
  • Color Motif: She always plays red. And also wears red, carries a red backpack and decorated her locker with only red items. She sets the tone for equating the color red with power throughout the movie, given the Law of Chromatic Superiority.
  • Deadly Prank: It kills her.
  • Deadpan Snarker: So snarky, it hurts.
    Veronica: Doesn't it bother you that everyone thinks you're a piranha?
    Heather Chandler: Like I give a fuck. Everyone here wants me as a friend or a fuck. I'm worshipped at Westerburg, and I'm only a junior.
  • Four-Temperament Ensemble: The Choleric.
  • Girl Posse: Ran one.
  • Gratuitous French: "Veronica. Jesse James. Quelle surprise."
  • Hidden Depths: Manipulative, ruthless bitch that she is, Heather herself is dealing with some issues of her own, mostly being pressured into having sex with a guy she dislikes in order to assure her status. It seems the main reason she gets so mad at Veronica at the party is because Veronica herself won't be pressured into sex. (Coerced sex seems to be an expected part of 80s high school "popular people" society.)
    People think that because you're beautiful and popular, life is easy and fun. No one knows that I had feelings, too. I die knowing no one knew the real me.
  • Jerkass: Huge one.
  • Vitriolic Best Buds: With Veronica.
    You were nothing before you met me. You were a bluebird. You were a brownie. You were a Girl Scout Cookie. I got you into a Remington party, and what's the thanks I get? It's on the hall carpet. I got paid in puke!
    Veronica: Lick it up, baby! Lick! It! Up!

Heather Duke

  • Alpha Bitch: After the original one dies, Heather Duke takes over. She is in no way better than her predecessor.
  • Always Second Best: How she views Heather Chandler. It's implied she sees Veronica this way too.
  • Backstabbing the Alpha Bitch: How she becomes one herself.
  • Big Bad Duumvirate: With J.D.
  • Big Eater: She's bulimic at the start of the film, then after Heather Chandler's death she starts "digesting food." Eating a chicken wing in the locker room, for example.
  • Beta Bitch: Originally shares this role with Veronica.
  • Bookworm: She's shown reading in several scenes and her bookishness is even adapted as the 'theme' of her (J.D. induced) 'suicide' in Veronica's dream.
  • Brainy Brunette: Averted. She's kind of a ditz.
  • Color Motif: Before taking over for Heather Chandler, she was always dressed in green. She switched to red as soon as she can.
    • But stays in green in the musical.
  • Chromatic Arrangement: Subverts the usual by being the one to take over for red.
  • Deadpan Snarker: The more confident she becomes, the snarkier she gets.
    Heather Duke: Because I can be. Do you think if Betty Finn's fairy godmother made her cool, she'd still hang out with her dweeb-ette friends?
  • Four-Temperament Ensemble: Sanguine, though she has some Choleric shades.
  • Girl Posse: Was a follower in one before Heather Chandler died.
  • Green-Eyed Monster: Complete with the appropriate color motif.
  • Heel–Face Turn: She seems to undergo one in the final number of the musical.
  • The Lancer: To Heather Chandler and to Veronica.
  • The Starscream: To Heather Chandler.
  • Vitriolic Best Buds: Seems to be following in her predecessor's footsteps with Veronica by the end of the movie.
    Veronica: Heather my love, there's a new sheriff in town. (kisses her)

Heather McNamara

  • Color Motif: Yellow. She is the only one not to switch colors. She only dons black for the movie's several funerals.
    • Her cheerleader uniform is red and black, as well.
  • The Cheerleader: Subverted. She is one of the nicer people in the film, though she's initially introduced as part of the corrupt force of the Heathers.
  • Chromatic Arrangement: She always wears yellow, which suits her position as the most inferior lackey in the Girl Posse.
  • Date Rape: It is unclear if Kurt or Ram got their way with her after Veronica takes off with J.D.
    • She's pretty clearly trying to fight Ram off in the cow pasture.
  • Dumb Blonde: She is one ditzy blonde.
  • Four-Temperament Ensemble: Textbook phlegmatic.
  • Girl Posse: Part of the Heathers. It sort of falls apart after the original Alpha Bitch dies.
  • Hair of Gold, Heart of Gold: In contrast to mean blonde Heather Chandler.
  • Heel–Face Turn: It's pretty downplayed, seeing how she was always a pretty nice person who was subject to some Toxic Friend Influence.
  • Hidden Depths: Is revealed to actually have severe anxiety over the three recent "suicides" of her peers, as well having to put up somewhat of a Jerkass Façade as one of the esteemed Heathers, so much so that she attempts suicide from it. Her song "Lifeboat" from the musical further exemplifies just how lost she's been all this time.
  • Interrupted Suicide: By Veronica.
  • Weak-Willed: Note this exchange..
    Veronica: If everyone jumped off a bridge, would you?
    Heather M.: (beat) Probably.
  • Verbal Tic: A less severe one than most examples, but she often ends her sentences with "...and stuff."

    Kurt and Ram 

Kurt Kelly and Ram Sweeney

  • Alliterative Name: Kurt Kelly
  • All Men Are Perverts/All Men Are Rapists: Not only do they objectify women and discuss "righteous" Anatomically Impossible Sex , Ram rapes Heather McNamara on the cowfield and Kurt claims they double-stuffed Veronica after she dumps him. Charming.
  • Asshole Victim: Played with, as despite being "sexist, bullying jock assholes," there's a huge turnout at their funeral.
  • Bring My Brown Pants : After J.D. pulls a gun, it's assumed.
    All J.D. really did was ruin two pairs of pants.
  • The Bully: During the cafeteria scene, they try to intimidate J.D., simply because Veronica looked at him.
  • Bullying a Dragon: Little did they expect J.D.'s reaction.
  • Double Date: Kurt and Ram go on a date with Veronica and Heather McNamara, at Heather's insistence.
  • Dumb Jock: Ram more so than Kurt.
    Should we just whip it out?
  • Interrupted Intimacy: Kurt and Ram strip down, expecting a threesome with Veronica. Then J.D. steps in.
  • Jerk Jock: Kurt and Ram are both football players, whose main source of fun seems to be bullying the weaker kids.
    Football season is over, Veronica. Kurt and Ram had nothing to offer the school but date rapes and AIDS jokes.
  • Mistaken for Gay: Or arranged to look gay, by Veronica and J.D.
    I love my dead gay son!
  • Shirtless Scene: Both Kurt and Ram die in their shorts. To add further humiliation for them, the musical has them reappear as ghosts and invokes Jacob Marley Apparel, meaning that this is all they wear for the duration of their time onstage.
  • Those Two Guys: They're always together.
  • Written-In Infirmity: Lance Fenton had a cast on his leg, which appears in the movie as a brace on his knee while he runs through the woods attempting to escape from J.D. It works, as it allows J.D.—a heavy smoker against an athlete—to gain the upper hand.

    Martha Dunnstock 

Martha Dunnstock

  • Break the Cutie: Arguably, both versions, the musical more so.
  • B.S.O.D. Song: "Kindergarten Boyfriend"
  • Composite Character: In the musical, her character is combined with Betty Finn's. She kept her name, and her crush on Kurt/Ram, but gained Betty's perky personality. She also replaces Betty as Veronica's best friend before joining the Heathers.
  • The Quiet One: Film version. She says only one line at the very end.
  • Shrinking Violet: Film version, mostly. When Ms. Fleming starts her little get together in the cafeteria, Martha hides under a table. The musical version has a tendency to cower behind Veronica at certain points.
  • Stalker with a Crush: Not as pronounced as J.D., but holding a crush on a boy you kissed once in kindergarten and who has treated you horribly ever since isn't exactly healthy. Although it is played more for pity than horror in this case.
  • When She Smiles: Film version, after Veronica asks if they can see a movie together. Less so in the musical where she is The Pollyanna.

Supporting characters (both film and musical)

"Big Bud" Dean (J.D.'s father) and Mr. and Mrs. Sawyer.
  • Abusive Parents: Bud to J.D.
  • Adults Are Useless: All the parents have a "hands-off" approach to their kids. They also don't seem to notice that their children are out all night murdering people.
  • Adult Fear: When Veronica fakes her suicide her mother is the one that finds her, and it's devastating.
  • Ironic Echo: The first two conversations Veronica has with her parents.
  • Promoted To Parent: Played with. J.D. and his dad have a Running Gag where they talk to each other as father and son, roles reversed.
    Bud: Gee pop, I need some help with my homework.
    J.D.: Not right now, tiger, I'm a little busy.
  • "The Reason You Suck" Speech: Veronica's mom delivers an epic one to Veronica.
    Treated like human beings? Is that what you said, Little Miss Voice of a Generation? Just how do you think adults act with other adults? You think it's all just a game of doubles tennis? When teenagers complain that they want to be treated like human beings, it's usually because they are being treated like human beings.
  • The Sociopath: He's managed to channel it into his job as a Demolition Expert.
  • Trademark Favorite Food: Mrs. Sawyer always has pate at the ready.

    Pauline Fleming 

Pauline Fleming

  • Adults Are Useless: And she's probably the most useless of the lot.
    Call me when the shuttle lands.
  • Hippie Teacher: It's not clear what subject she teaches, but her classroom has an informal seating arrangement, including a spray of cushions to sit on.
    Will we be tested on this?

Film-only characters

    Betty Finn 

Veronica's old friend before joining the Heathers.

    Father Ripper 

The priest who leads the bizarre funeral services.

  • Comic Relief: Bizarrely, the priest's scenes are some of the funniest in the film.
  • Rule of Three: We see him deliver three eulogies: Heather's, Kurt and Ram's, and Heather Duke's dream funeral.
  • Totally Radical: Invokes this when talking about that "Righteous dude, Jesus."