"Whether you like it or not you are all part of my crusade! And I will fill the void with straight edge!"
A sister trope or sub-trope of Pure Is Not Good
, this is when a villain lives a temperate and orderly lifestyle, free of drugs, tobacco, alcohol, illicit sex and other such vices
. Such a villain will probably be Lawful Evil
and keep to a schedule, complete with moderate exercise. Maybe
you can trip them up by exploiting their dependence on a schedule,
but that's a maybe. You're dealing with someone who truly understands moderation, and happens to be evil.
This could be a conscious choice, to keep their mind clear and free from distraction and addiction; it could also just be their natural temperament (making them a good contrast to a Hot-Blooded
hero or any passionate protagonist).
Often a trait of a Knight Templar
. See also Villainous Valour
, Evil Virtues
, Churchgoing Villain
, and Family Values Villain
. Compare Smug Straight Edge
and Even Evil Has Standards
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Anime and manga
- Most mystery stories have this; the villain would be fairly obvious otherwise.
- Dolores Umbridge in Harry Potter. For that matter, the corruption in the ministry (which Umbridge embodies) can be considered this, when they put order and peace over good and justice.
- Mal'akh of The Lost Symbol overcame a lifetime of drugs and debauchery with the intent of making himself the perfect sacrifice to complete a ritual that he believes will turn him into a god.
- Several Dean Koontz villains fit this to a T, the better to conceal their true monstrous nature and seem normal and orderly to the world. When darkness falls and the possibility of being caught is null, however, all bets are off for what they will do.
- The sadistic and arbitrary serial killer in Dean Koontz's Intensity always keeps his word, has a well-ordered and scrubbed clean house, and even paid for his purchases made at a gas-station after killing the attendant...because he is a killer, not a thief.
- Vorbis from Small Gods is an ascetic religious man who truly believes in his holy war, or so he believes right up until judgement. He takes his asceticism so far it becomes a form of ostentation - for instance, he waits for bread to dry before eating it, just because he can.
- Vetinari may also be an example, though he's a benevolent dictator rather than a straight villain. (Benevolent in the sense of the Inquisition, mind.)
- Ian Mc Donald's The Broken Land had a villain who drank lots of herbal tea.
- In Lois McMaster Bujold's The Curse Of Chalion, libertine Dondo dy Jironal sets out to become influential with Teidez, the heir to the throne, via alcohol, carousing, and so on. When Dondo dies, his brother Martou, the Big Bad, has some trouble dealing with Teidez, due in part to Martou's Straight Edge tendencies.
- Pinkie Brown in Brighton Rock. He's revolted by sex and the idea of opening himself up to another person, and similarly scared of the loss of control involved with drugs and alcohol. Sharply contrasted with the drunken, Really Gets Around hedonist Ida Arnold.
- San Khay of Matthew Swift, who lives a fiercely regimented lifestyle, exercises hard, always eats healthily, and never partakes in smoking or drugs.
- Karla from Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy is said to have quite ascetic tastes, the only pleasure he indulges being his fondness for chain-smoking Camel cigarettes.
- Ivy Starnes in Atlas Shrugged. Ayn Rand liked this trope. Lampshaded by Ellsworth Toohey in The Fountainhead.
- A Song of Ice and Fire: Roose Bolton has a serious obsession with staying healthy. He eats prunes to help his regularity and drinks hippocras (rather than wine or ale), which was thought at one time to be medicinal. He receives regular leechings, to the point he's sometimes called the Leech Lord. He's also a cold-blooded murderer, rapist, torturer and traitor.
- General Sarov, the Renegade Russian villain from the third Alex Rider book, permits himself one vice - a small cup of coffee per day.
- According to their founding document, The Way Of The Light, the Children of the Light in The Wheel of Time are supposed to be Straight Edge. Since they've long since become a military order, this is enforced on duty but many Whitecloaks are less devoted on their own time. They've also long since become dangerous Knights Templar who nominally serve the Light but usually are pretty despicable people one way or another.
- The eponymous organization in COLD is religious criminal group that wants to get rid of the crime and drugs in the United States, but it also wants replace its current democratic government with their own fascist one.
Live action TV
- Dexter, of, well, Dexter. Although the main reason he engages in clean living is due to the Code of Harry: It's his way of avoiding drawing attention to himself, his way of hiding in plain sight.
- Trinity also qualifies, since he's not shown engaging in any "vices" other than domestic abuse and serial murder.
- The Mayor from Buffy the Vampire Slayer doesn't drink and gets extremely cross with people who swear (even if they are demons). He also gently turns down the advances from his Tyke Bomb, making her a surrogate daughter instead. His idea of fun time is going out for frozen yogurt. And he wants to kill the entire town to become an immortal snake demon.
- Granny Goodness on Smallville. Makes for a sharp contrast with Desaad.
- Gus on Breaking Bad is always well-mannered and professional, has a cordial relationship with local law enforcement, and owns a chain of chicken restaurants and the largest methamphetamine operation in the Southwest. He has no vices and seems to spend all the money earned from his criminal empire on nothing except growth of the business. He also expresses a particular disgust for junkies.
- Servalan from Blake's 7 certainly has a taste for the finer things in life but has a horror of moral decadence and goes to great lengths to clean up the Wretched Hive of Freedom City.
- Arnold Rothstein from Boardwalk Empire is a ruthless gangster who doesn't drink (he prefers milk) or smoke, and is faithful to his wife (or at least we don't see him cheat; he does not claim himself to be faithful, only discreet).
- Roose Bolton, in Game of Thrones, refuses alcohol twice, saying that it "dulls the senses". Although he is not nearly as creepy in the show as in the books, it is still quite apparent that he's a cold-blooded monster, who advocates the flaying of prisoners, and who later goes on to betray his king, stabbing him in the heart at a wedding.
- Notably, CM Punk won his third World Heavyweight Title this way (the first two were as a Face), and was announced, at his own insistence, as "The only straight-edged World Heavyweight Champion" in WWE. This was his gimmick in Ring of Honor as well, complete with saying that Straight-Edge makes him drug-free, alcohol-free and better than you, even feuding with wrestlers over their past drug issues, and his breakout moment in ROH lore was a promo against Raven revolving their... differences on intoxicants.note
- The page quote about CM Punk's crusade forms to the power stable he formed in dedication to his cult of straight edge, which included Luke Gallows(a violent brute formerly pacified by medication), Serena Deeb (a former hard drinking party girl) and Joey Mercury (a former celebrity hanger-on), three wrestlers CM Punk saved from the vices of the modern world.
- Triple H is a lesser known example. He's not as overt, and he is not Smug Straight Edge, he's just a self admitted evil man who happens to not do drugs (or at least, not anymore).
- Pepper Parks and Cherry Bomb of CZW are an example by way of technicality, since they actually go much further than straight edge. Had CM Punk stuck around they likely would be trying to remove Pepsi from his life or calling him a fornicator for losing his virginity before marriage. Since Punk did not stick around they settled for Mountain Dew loving Kavorka Man Greg Excellent.
- Plays were somewhat disreputable during William Shakespeare's day, so the more "straight edge" citizens of England, particularly the Puritans, were outspoken critics and wanted them outlawed. For obvious reasons, Shakespeare hated these buzzkills and liked to make them villains.
- Malvolio from Twelfth Night is a Puritan and hates all forms of fun. The heroes enjoy taunting him with their drinking, singing and revelry.
- The "precise" (Jacobean for "puritanical") Angelo in Measure for Measure is another example; his first action as regent of Vienna is to resurrect a law that makes extramarital sex a capital offense, and when he issues a Scarpia Ultimatum to the sister of a man condemned under this law, it's because he finds her virtue a turn-on (she's a novice in a convent).
- Shakespeare also invokes this trope in dialogue when he has the title character in Julius Caesar remark that he prefers "men...that are fat, / Sleek-headed men, and such as sleep o' nights," and that Cassius is clearly untrustworthy because he "loves no plays" and "hears no music."
- This is the party line of Caesar's Legion in Fallout: New Vegas, which officially forbids alcohol, chems, and general "profligacy." Subverted in the case of the high-ranking Aurelius of Phoenix, whose office contains items like beer, lingerie, and "strange meat", though they they might be confiscated goods.
- Andrew Ryan from BioShock, despite living in and forming a society based on rewriting one's DNA (and subsequently going insane), is not a Splicer and may have never used ADAM in his life. The same goes for Sofia Lamb of Bioshock 2. It seems the only Gene Tonic that Ryan possibly used was the one that makes people look younger.
- In Fable II, there is both a Karma Meter for Good/Evil and Purity/Corruption. It is theoretically possible to be both Evil and Pure. Evil and Pure characters will resemble vampires with pale skin and red eyes. Their character type is the Fanatic and the townspeople will be afraid but attracted to you if you are evil/pure, and do fun things such as spout off a line about how 'you should just die', then immediately follow it up by asking you to marry them. In contrast, a good/corrupt character is liked by everyone, but has a harder time causing townsfolk to fall in love with them or take them seriously. The meter for Purity/Corruption thereof could be seen as a sliding scale of Lawful/Chaotic at the same time.
- Rikki Kixx is a straight-edge rocker in Metalocalypse. As it turns out, he is unable to indulge in alcohol or drugs for a variety of legal, professional and health reasons, and is promoting sobriety solely to deny people the joy that he himself can no longer feel.