"One who can't change his mind and won't change the subject."This is the one true index! All other indexes are heretics! We are not fanatics, oh no, we are simply righteous! Sadly, this index also contain a lot of heresy, and heresy of the worst kind: The fanatics, those who believe their lies just as strongly as we believe in the truth. And since they are the majority here, we grudgingly accept the title "index of fanatics". Also, our hands are tied: We cannot say which one of the tropes listed below is the one and only true path that expose all the others as lies. Why? Because that's the only way we could all agree on this text, that's why!
—Winston Churchill, on the definition of a fanatic
What the one and only thing we care about is
Who we are
How we go about our business
Kinds and flavors of works we are extra likely to write or appear in