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Patrick Bateman vs. Sweeney Todd

Sweeney Todd

Voiced by: The Stupendium

Portrayed by: Lawless Marshall

"I'm like Perelli, how I up and beat a wimpy kid!"

Boisterous Weakling: Patrick claims him to be one.
Bateman: There's an idea of Sweeney Todd, but he's all Barker, no bite!
Chekhov's Gunman: He was mentioned by Quentin Tarantino in Part 4 and by Yuri in Part 5.
Clear My Name: Bateman brings up the wrong accusations he faced while bragging about himself never being caught.
Even Evil Has Loved Ones: He's horrified to discover that the woman he killed was his own wife.
Even Evil Has Standards: He's disgusted by Patrick's murders and raping and calls him crazy for it.
Fashion-Victim Villain: invoked Bateman makes fun of his haircut, saying that it makes him look like the monster from Michael Jackson's "Thriller" music video.
Kill It with Fire: Todd disposes of Lovett using her own oven, much like the original play. He then threatens to do the same thing to Bateman.
A Lighter Shade of Black: He's portrayed in a more sympathetic light than either Bateman or Mrs. Lovett, since he genuinely loves his wife and is distraught when he kills her by accident.
Murder by Mistake: He mistakes his wife for a random woman and kills her.
My God, What Have I Done?: Utters the phrase almost verbatim when he realizes he killed his own wife.
The Pig-Pen: Bateman tells him that he reeks of disease and lives in shit.
Slashed Throat: How he kills his victims, and it's shown in the battle when he kills his wife.
Villainous Breakdown: He completely loses his cool after realizing that Mrs. Lovett tricked him into killing his wife.
Waxing Lyrical: The first four lines of his rap are based off of the opening lines of "No Place Like London".
Would Hit a Girl: Like in the play, he kills Lovett when he finds out about her deception.

Patrick Bateman

Voiced by: littleflecks

Portrayed by: George Wilson

"I'm Patrick Bateman, I'll take it you'll understand."

Actor Allusion: Todd calls him "Bruce Wayne", referencing Bale's role in The Dark Knight Trilogy.
Ax-Crazy: Todd claims that he has holes in his brains that are incurable.
Breaking the Fourth Wall: He says in his first line that he's trying to listen to Freshy's new tape.
Character Catchphrase: "I have to return some videotapes." Used at the very end of the battle.
Deadpan Snarker: How he starts his second verse:
Bateman: Oh my god... a musical that's set in the 19th century. It even features themes of class struggle and poverty? How profoundly unique... and look at that subtle all-white casting.
Demoted to Extra: Discussed. Todd mentions how he barely appeared in American Psycho 2: All American Girl.
Distracted by My Own Sexy: Todd thinks this would happen if Patrick looked at his reflection.
Faux Affably Evil: He initially appears calm and professional, but the mask comes off in his second verse.
The Friend Nobody Likes: Todd alludes to him not being well-liked in the workplace.
I Am Not Leonard Nimoy: invoked He brags that he's not imprisoned because he's "got Bale."
Inferiority Superiority Complex: Todd accuses him of being deeply insecure underneath his vanity.
Karma Houdini: Brags about not being imprisoned for his crimes.
The Mentally Disturbed: Really starts to show in his second verse.
Morally Bankrupt Banker: References are made to both his job and various atrocities.
Narcissist: Todd claims that his own reflection would give him an erection.
Politically Incorrect Villain: Mrs. Lovett notes that he hates women and the homeless.
Poor Man's Substitute: invoked Todd describes Christian Bale as "a fake Brad Pitt".
Rich Bastard: A wealthy businessman who's also a ruthless criminal.
Serial Killer: Todd calls him out for killing many women...
Serial Rapist: ...After raping them.
Villainous Breakdown: He goes from seeming calm to shaking with rage and screaming madly over the course of the battle.

Mrs. Lovett

Voiced by: Meggie-Elise

Portrayed by: Helen Morton

"Hush now, love, don't fret or whine."

Assist Character: Shows up midway through the battle to help Todd in his second verse.
Bitch in Sheep's Clothing: Comes off as sweet, but she deliberately lied to Todd about his wife so she can have him for herself.
Clingy Jealous Girl: Toward Todd.
Driven by Envy: Lies to Todd about his wife's fate because she wants him for herself.
Even Evil Has Standards: She says that she wouldn't put Bateman's heart into her pies because it's too disgusting even for her.
Faux Affably Evil: She sounds much sweeter than either Todd or Patrick in her raps, but she's just as evil.
Female Misogynist: Possibly. She says that she relates to Bateman's hatred of women, but the phrasing leaves it unclear if she's talking about women in general or just Todd's wife in particular.
Freudian Slip: "Paul Allen? Oh, I had him for dinner in London... I mean, I had dinner with him in London..."
Green-Eyed Monster: Extremely jealous of Todd's wife.
Laser-Guided Karma: Gets incinerated in her own oven by Todd for lying about his wife surviving her suicide attempt.
"Not So Different" Remark: Makes this between herself and Bateman, since they both hate women and the homeless.
I'm a Humanitarian: She mentions that she ate Paul Allen for dinner in London and threatens to bake Bateman into a shepherd's pie.
Love Makes You Evil: Her love for Todd is what motivates her to lie about his wife surviving her suicide attempt.
Politically Incorrect Villain: Possibly. As with Female Misogynist above, she says she hates the homeless like Bateman, but it's unclear whether she means all homeless people or just Lucy.
Saying Too Much: Her last line about her loathing Lucy leads to Todd finding out about her lie and kills her in retaliation.

Kokichi Ouma vs The Riddler

Kokichi Ouma

Voiced by: GamingPlush64

"It's not April, but this prankster's taking shots so saucy, call me the Hollandaise Killer!"

All Love Is Unrequited: The Riddler mocks Kokichi's unreciprocated adoration for Shuichi.
The Riddler: I know you want that detective Saihara to love you, but does he? Nooooo!
Alone with the Psycho: Kokichi implies that he will kill the Riddler once they're alone together.
If I stumble upon you alone in a room, I will drop a geek loser more useless than Miu!
Beneath the Mask: The Riddler points out that Kokichi's Card-Carrying Villain schtick is all an elaborate fabrication created by False Memories, and says without that he's such a nobody that he can't answer the question "Who am I?"
Catchphrase: His signature admission that he was lying comes up after he threatens to cripple his opponent.
Dying Alone: The Riddler claims that Kokichi died alone — and since he was crushed by a hydraulic press, he had "no body left" in more ways than one.
Fashion-Victim Villain: Invoked; the Riddler mocks Ouma's fashion sense as an indicator of his arrogant and attention-seeking personality.
The Riddler: His style's to be ugly for rep and attention; I'd say Supreme fits him best, then!
Fragile Speedster: Boasts about being light and agile while mocking Riddler's slim frame.
Insult Friendly Fire: While dissing the Riddler, Kokichi casually insults Miu Iruma, who was standing right behind him; considering how antagonistic he is to her in canon, it's likely he meant for her to hear it.
Not Enough to Bury: The Riddler darkly jokes that, after Kokichi got crushed to death, "no body's all you had left!"
No Yay: Invoked; the Riddler jokes that Kokichi's fans ditched the game after his poorly-received "Love Suite" scene.
Pitiful Worms: He likens his opponent to one of the bugs from Gonta's lab: "you're a small, green pest and I want to crush you to bits!" Cue horrified look from Gonta in the background.
Poor Man's Substitute: In-Universe, The Riddler dismisses Kokichi as nothing more than an low-grade Suspiciously Similar Substitute to Nagito Komaeda from the previous game.
Riddle of the Sphinx: Referenced. Kokichi threatens that he's going to make The Riddler "walk with three legs by the evening".
Small Name, Big Ego: The Riddler dismisses Kokichi as "a nobody" who "acts more evil than Satan but with a God complex."
White Shirt of Death: Riddler threatens to leave Kokichi's outfit "black, white, and pink all over", since blood in the Danganronpa universe is pink.
With Friends Like These...: The Riddler calls out Kokichi for tormenting his friends out of boredom.
You're Insane!: Kokichi ends his first verse calling his opponent too mentally unbalanced to pose a challenge.
Kokichi: Toilet paper wrapped around ya could hush you! Kidding — I'm nowhere near loony as you!
Plus, it's not like you're packing the cards here to flush me to start with, and that's with a New 52!

The Riddler

Voiced by: Carter Sauce

"Downplay my impact? I'll find all you had left with a riddle that might have you oddly perplexed!"

Amnesiacs are Innocent: Kokichi claims that the Riddler's brief bout of head-trauma-induced-amnesia transformed him "from evil theatre kid to Batman's supreme cheerleader."
Bad Influencer: Kokichi jokes that the Riddler wasn't taken seriously as a villain until he started livestreaming on social media.
Cannot Tell a Lie: Kokichi claims that the Riddler can't tell lies because of the beatings he suffered from his father, who always assumed his son was lying even when he wasn't.
Classy Cane: Kokichi jokes that the Riddler's signature cane will come in handy after the beating he'll receive.
Composite Character: Many different iterations of the Riddler are alluded to throughout the rap battle. Some of his dialogue is lifted word-for-word from the Matt Reeves film, and Kokichi references that Riddler's conflict with Carmine Falcone, social media presence, and how he got arrested at a diner; Kokichi also alludes to the Riddler being played by Jim Carrey, being frozen by the Penguin, exercising to get buff, and reinventing himself as the villain Hush after getting a brain tumor. Events from the comic books, like Riddler fooling the League of Assassins, are also mentioned. Dustin explained in the comments that this Riddler was meant to be "all versions" at once.
Delighting in Riddles: His main defining trait. Several of his disses are phrased in the form of riddles.
Fan Hater: Downplayed; he takes a minor swipe at the Danganronpa fanbase, joking that his flooding of Gotham wasn't as destructive as the series' shipping community flooding websites with content.
Lean and Mean: Kokichi claims that the Riddler's skinny frame is why he keeps losing fights to Batman.
Kokichi Ouma: You can't fight the Bat while your body's that slim!
Now why don't you stop all the flops with Jim Carrey and carry those bony-ass arms to the gym?
Longer-Than-Life Sentence: Kokichi jokes that the Riddler has racked up so many stints at Arkham Asylum that even a question mark couldn't end his sentence.
Once Original, Now Common: In-universe, Kokichi claims to not understand why he's so popular when so many other villains have imitated his gimmick.
Psychopathic Manchild: Kokichi claims that the Riddler's mental age was stunted by his father's abuse, and his frequent defeats at the hands of the Caped Crusader haven't helped.
Kokichi Ouma: I thought that age only went up, but decades later, and you're still held down by the Bruces!
Weaksauce Weakness: Kokichi mocks the Riddler for the time he was defeated by being presented with riddles that had abstract, non-literal answers.
Kokichi: Jesus, to topple this great, it just takes getting philosophical
Icon of your made sense when The Question sure left his mark on ya!
Who Writes This Crap?!: A few of the Riddler's disses are directed less at Kokichi and more at the Danganronpa installment he debuted in; he jokes that the creators "ran out of ideas for plots" by the time they started on Killing Harmony, and he later derides the game's infamous twist ending as ridiculous.
Your Days Are Numbered: Kokichi tells the Riddler that he'd better count up how many days he has left — not only is this a veiled threat, but it plays into Kokichi's very next line where he compares himself to the Holiday Killer (hence the implied connection to calendars) and his closing line when he brings up the Riddler's brain tumor.

The Rock vs. Paperboy vs. Edward Scissorhands

The Rock

Voiced by: Chase Beck

"I'll start this off; found some losers to put my foot in!"

Cash-Cow Franchise: invoked He brags about how much money his fights bring in.
Character Catchphrase: He uses his trademark "Can you smell what the rock is cooking?" line near the beginning of his rap.
Chekhov's Gunman: He was mentioned by Sandman all the way back in Part 1.
Special Effect Failure: invoked Paperboy describes his appearance in The Scorpion King as "a CGI abortion".

Paperboy

Voiced by: Commander Jacob

"Pass Paperboy a rap tape, and I'mma stack paper."

Made of Plasticine: The Rock makes fun of the fact that bumping into a cat or fence is enough to make him lose a life. Later, Edward provides a demonstration by jabbing him with his scissor-hands.

Edward Scissorhands

Voiced by: Zawesome

"You ain't running this with Scissorman, my scissor hands wrap it all up when I slash these idiots to ribbon strands!"

Apologizes a Lot: He opens two of his verses by apologizing.
Did Not Get the Girl: The Rock mocks him for failing to get with Winona Ryder.
Frame-Up: The Rock brings up how he was the victim of one.
The Rock: Crimes you didn't commit left your reputation shredded
Bro, this arcade game relic runs with less frames per second.
I Am Not Leonard Nimoy: invoked The Rock calls him "Depp" at one point.

James Gunn

Voiced by: Eric the Audible

"Gunn on the set; time to move out my shot!"

Giant Space Flea from Nowhere: His appearance in the battle is completely out of nowhere.
Wham Line: "SHOOT!"

Denji vs. Ash Williams

Denji

Voiced by: Snakebite126

"Whole crew with me! Yakuza gets cut from the waist and gets split up!"

Animal Motifs: Dogs. Ash says that Denji fetches bones.
The Cameo: In "Power vs. Nezuko".

Ash Williams

Voiced by: Swizkii

"I'm acoustic with my Boomstick, and this shit has a Kickback, too!"

Let's Split Up, Gang!: Denji claims that Ash is the type of person to say this.

Knuckles vs. Undyne

Knuckles the Echidna

Voiced by: True Evil Villain

"Put up your dukes, I didn't come up for puzzles."

Badass Decay: invoked Undyne accuses him of going from a tough fighter to "Sonic's clown".
Undyne: I'm the fish, and yet I'd drown, faced with how you're watered down!
Bring It: His very first line is inviting Undyne to get ready for their fight.
Characterization Marches On: Undyne notes the contrast between his portrayal as a Giggling Villain in his first appearance and his later portrayal as The Stoic.
Undyne: You don't laugh? Look in the fucking mirror then, Knuckles!
The first thing you did in your first appearance was chuckle!
Dumb Muscle: Undyne accuses him of being too thick-skulled to fight well.
Fiery Redhead: A red-furred echidna, and one of the most aggressive rappers in the series.
Last of His Kind: Undyne taunts him over the extermination of the rest of his species.
Perpetual Frowner: Doesn't smile through the whole battle.
Shipping Torpedo: States that Undyne and Alphys match "about as well as [Alphys'] experiments.
The Stoic: He claims that he never laughs, although Undyne reminds him that this is pretty far from how his character was originally written.
Unfortunate Implications: invoked Undyne brings up the controversy over the Ugandan Knuckles meme that sparked because people debated about whether or not it should be called racist.

Undyne

Voiced by: Cami-Cat

"En garde! Battle me and you're getting bruised!"

Always Someone Better: Knuckles taunts her fighting ability by reminding her that she never landed a hit on Asgore when he trained her.
Early-Bird Cameo: Is mentioned and briefly appears in the Part 1 battle Frisk vs. Chihiro.
Hope Bringer: Boasts about giving hope to monster kind.
Hot-Blooded: Very passionate and aggressive in her raps.
Kick the Dog: Opens her rap by taunting Knuckles over the genocide of his race.
Undyne: Your kind was wiped out by Chaos's violence!
That must be why it's called Angel Island!
Lethal Chef: Knuckles notes that she has trouble with cooking.
Miles Gloriosus: Knuckles claims that her actual fighting spirit doesn't live up to her boasts.
Knuckles: You talk a big game 'cos you're suplexing boulders
But you flee from a kid who couldn't hold a controller?

Amelia Earhart vs. D. B. Cooper

Amelia Earhart

Portrayed by: Charli Weston

Voiced by: K.C.

"My Hart is in the air; of course, my books flew off the shelves!"

Always Someone Better: She boasts that her and Cooper's rapping skill aren't equal.
British Teeth: Cooper jokes that she can't navigate her way to a dentist's office.
History with Celebrity: She boasts about having dinner with Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Poor Communication Kills: Cooper makes a reference to the lack of knowledge of Morse code that caused Amelia's disappearance, since their support ship can only transmit code and not voice at that point in history.
Riddle for the Ages: Her disappearance is mocked by Cooper saying that her story ended with an ellipsis.
The Suffragette: She mentions that she fought for suffrage and supported equal rights.

D. B. Cooper

Portrayed by: George Wilson

Voiced by: RaccoonBroVA

"The fly jacket wearing skyjacker ain't afraid of danger."

Affably Evil: While he is a greedy terrorist, he doesn't seriously threaten Earhart in his verses.
Badass Longcoat: He has one on at the beginning of the battle.
Evil Is Petty: Amelia trivializes his terrorist stunt because he did it only cuz he was pissed off and had a grudge.
Evil Wears Black: He's dressed with a black suit and dark shades.
Gonk: Amelia describes him as "Agent Smith's uglier cousin".
Hollywood Midlife Crisis: Amelia jokes that Cooper's impulsive and hedonistic behavior is indicative of "a mid-flight crisis."
No Such Thing as Bad Publicity: invoked He boasts that he has a better legacy than Earheart's because he finished his mission before dying, whereas she simply crashed and died.
Politically Incorrect Villain: Disputes Earhart's feminist status, saying she "relied on" men for her success.
Psychopathic Manchild: Amelia likens his use of passing notes in his crime to grudging with second graders.
Sinister Shades: Sports a pair of "aviators".
Terms of Endangerment: Addresses Earhart as "hon".

Paul Bunyan vs. Johnny Appleseed

Paul Bunyan

Voiced by: Mr. Tibbs (Gridline Studios)

"I'll still clear a season's work with one swing of the axe!"

Bestiality Is Depraved: Appleseed accuses him of having sexual relations with Babe the Blue Ox.
Hypocrite: After making fun of his celibacy, Johnny points out that he's also single.
Mighty Lumberjack: He's Paul Bunyan after all.
Person of Mass Destruction: He boasts that he could wipe Appleseed's plantation off the map just by sneezing.
Solid Cartoon Facial Stubble: His five-o'clock shadow is slightly darker than the rest of his face.

Johnny Appleseed

Voiced by: Freeced

"Yeah, I know a bad apple when I see one."

Bucket Helmet: As usual, he's portrayed wearing a saucepan on his head; Paul jokes that this makes Johnny "the first pothead to always pass out sober."
Celibate Hero: Bunyan accuses him of being one, and he readily admits to it.
Bunyan: You never danced with folks and ladies passed you over
Sanctimonious, your seed is for the plants to grow with!
Global Warming: He speaks about his efforts to curb climate change in contrast to Paul.
Machines took our jobs, and they say the world is heating up.
My trees do their best so that the seasons keep from speeding up!
But please tell me why you blame the engines when you eat enough
To leave bigger carbon footprints than a fleet of trucks!
Green Aesop: He brags about the positive environmental impact of his orchards.
No Social Skills: Bunyan makes fun of his inability to connect with people a few times.
The Pig-Pen: Paul describes his odor as rancid.
The Teetotaler: He says that he's not a drinking man, but he'll still "finish this logger."

Power vs. Nezuko

Power

Voiced by: Chi-chi

"I'll bite the hand that has fed me and I'll shit wherever I want!"

Boisterous Weakling: Nezuko tells her that she acts cocky but can't match up her words in fights.
Dirty Coward: Nezuko views her as one for her fleeing when almost defeated.
The Dreaded: Power boasts that she'll have the whole entire Corps frightened.
Hero Killer: Proclaims that she'll kill Nezuko's companions Inosuke and Zenitsu and her brother Tanjiro.
Hot-Blooded: She's very aggressive and passionate in her rapping.
Improbably High I.Q.: She claims to have an IQ of 1000.
Kick the Dog: Begins the rap battle by mentioning Nezuko's family massacre AND the demon transformation that occurred to her as a result.
Never My Fault: Nezuko calls her out for being unable to take the blame for her mistakes.
Oh, Wait!: Pulls this in her first line when she orders Nezuko to "Grovel, human!" only to take it back to reference the loss of Nezuko's family that led to her becoming a demon.
The Pig-Pen: Nezuko claims that she doesn't need Tanjiro because she can smell Power from a mile away.
Red Oni, Blue Oni: Power is the Red to Nezuko's Blue. She's more aggressive in her raps.

Nezuko Kamado

Voiced by: Azia

"Severed at the crown, still ass I'm whooping."

Flat Character: Power claims that she's one dimensional like Denji.
Kick Chick: Power mocks her fondness for using kicks in combat.
Little Miss Badass: Power dismisses her as a kid, but Nezuko still proves powerful both in rapping and fighting.
The Load: Power points out how her brother Tanjiro always carries her around in the box during the day and claims she's not as good in fights as her friends.
Rage Breaking Point: She reaches it in the beginning of her second verse and undergoes a demon transformation, finishing the rest of the battle in that form.
Red Oni, Blue Oni: Nezuko is the Blue to Power's Red. She's more slow paced and calm in her delivery.
Speak Ill of the Dead: Makes fun of how Power died on Denji's birthday.
Unskilled, but Strong: Power points out that she doesn't have her friends' advanced combat training, but she still demonstrates immense power in the battle.

Jack Horner vs. Dr. Eggman

Dr. Eggman

Voiced by: Luke Reardon

"This will be easy as pie with all my mind has accomplished!"

Ascended Extra: Appeared briefly in two Sonic battles before getting his own.
Bald of Evil: Jack rather harshly jokes that Eggman's bald head makes him look like a chemotherapy patient. That's not even out of character for him.
Casanova Wannabe: Background materials show Eggman fancies himself something of a ladies' man. Jack would of course beg to differ.
Chekhov's Gunman: He was mentioned by Sonic in "Sonic vs. The Flash" and Knuckles in "Knuckles vs. Undyne".
Ditzy Genius: Jack questions how he can be such a brilliant inventor, yet all his plots are so easily foiled.
Early-Bird Cameo: In "Sonic vs. The Flash" and "Knuckles vs. Undyne".
Failure Is the Only Option: Jack is only too happy to point out Eggman's many losses against Sonic.
Fashion-Victim Villain: invoked Jack says that Eggman dresses like a band director. Later, Jack also makes fun of his shoes and the bumps on his lab coat; he calls the former "size 50 toucan beaks", and the latter "Dalek nipples" and says they're by far the worst accessory he's ever seen.
Hated by All: Jack says that the whole of Mobius loathes him.
Unwilling Roboticisation: Threatens to pull this on Jack.
Shout-Out: To the infamous Sonic Adventure 2 episode of SnapCube's Real-Time Fandub.
Eggman: My perfect mind will always beat your mystic arts!
I'm done whizzing on the moon: now I'm PISSING on your wishing star!

Jack Horner

Voiced by: Freeced

Addled Addict: Not Jack himself, but Eggman hits his voice actor below the belt by telling Jack to take more toxic chemicals than John Mulaney if he wants a chance of beating him.
Always Someone Better: Eggman can't resist taking a swing at Jack for getting overshadowed by Pinocchio as a traveling performer.
Bad Boss: He doesn't seem too broken up when he recalls watching his own accomplices die right next to him.
Manchild: Eggman tells Jack to sit in the corner and wait for directions like the manbaby he is.
Psycho Pink: Eggman roasts Jack for his pink hair, comparing it to Stephanie from Lazytown.
Top-Heavy Guy: Eggman calls Jack "Lord Smallquads" due to his tiny legs.

Ethical Bug

Voiced by: Doobus Goobus

Assist Character: Subverted. He shows up to try and stop Jack from battling Eggman, but Jack still makes roasts off his words.
The Conscience: The Ethical Bug makes a cameo, telling Jack to go a bit easier on Eggman. Jack, being Jack, uses this as a setup to insult Eggman further.
Ethical Bug: Jack, leave the man alone, he's too old to fight you!
Jack Horner: You're right, baldy needs to make-a-wish more than I do.
Ethical Bug: Wha— p-put yourself in his shoes, at least!
Jack Horner: I would, but my feet aren't the shape of size 50 toucan beaks!

Paul Atreides vs. Amleth

Amleth

Portrayed by: George Wilson

Voiced by: Freshy Kanal

"Meet me at the gates of Hel, and I will build your tomb!"

Incest Subtext: Paul tells him to stop trying to play "ball games" with his mother.
Paul: Your ma and uncle got married, and you wanna join them
I'd rather be a mama's boy than be mama's boyfriend!
Overshadowed by Awesome: Paul points out that for all the acclaim his movie received, he'll always be in the shadow of Shakespeare's version of the character.

Paul Atreides

Protrayed by: Littleflecks

"Why would I listen to a single fokking word from your mouth, when all I need is The Voice to have you turning around?"

Adaptation Distillation: Amleth brings up how his 2021 movie adaptation cut out most of the story.
Amleth: Your new film made it to page five before it ended!
Composite Character: Mostly based on the original book version, with some references to the 2021 movie version as well.
Died During Production: invoked Amleth says Paul's series is so boring that even the author died before getting through all of it.

Jinx vs. Junko Enoshima

Jinx

Voiced by: Bblackroses

"Once I'm hitting your eyes, I'm shooting you up like Silco!"

Junko Enoshima

Voiced by: HalaCG

"Name's Junko Enoshima! Face is shot on mags, but now I got the mags to shoot through disgraces!"

My Name Is Inigo Montoya: Starts her first verse with her name.

Monokuma

Voiced by: Snakebite126

"PUPUPU! Just when you think this bear's deceased, I come flip the script like Despair Disease!"

Assist Character: Shows up midway to help Junko against Jinx.
Kick the Dog: He hammers in on Jinx's tragic past of accidentally murdering her adoptive brothers and both her adoptive fathers, getting beaten by her sister and her lost friendship with Ekko.

Nathan Drake vs. Tintin

Tintin

Portrayed by: Littleflecks

"They would draw me solving mysteries, before there was Inc!"

Assist Character: Captain Haddock does part of a line for him in his second verse.
Bad People Abuse Animals: Indy brings up the time he was portrayed as a poacher in "Tintin in the Congo".
Celebrity Resemblance: Drake says that he looks like Rick Astley.
Composite Character: Primarily based on the version from the original comics, but a few references are made to The Adventures of Tintin (2011), as well as a nod to The Adventures of Tintin (1991).
Condemned by History: invoked Drake calls him a "relic" and "a fossil even Spielberg couldn't revive."
Non-Action Guy: Drake isn't impressed by his generally non-combative attitude.
Drake: I'm in the action, load the Gat, and then I take a shot
While you say "Action!", load the camera, then you take a shot!
Older Than They Look: Drake says that he looks like a toddler wearing his dad's uniform.
Static Character: Indy says that he doesn't have an "arc" to raid.
Values Dissonance: In-universe, both Drake and Indy hammer him over the use of racial stereotypes throughout his comics.
Drake: A car chase is the only foreign race he likes
In newspapers so dated, every page he's on is mainly white!

Nathan Drake

Portrayed by: Cam Steady

"I'm the greatest skydiver, bike-rider ever known! Mountains, I climb at wild climates, wet or snow!"

Anti-Hero: Tintin takes him to task for the numerous crimes he's committed, as well as for neglecting his child.
Camera Abuse: Taken literally. Drake shoots at Tintin and breaks his camera.
Cartwright Curse: Tintin says that he's been leading his friends to their graves his whole life.
Composite Character: A mixture of the original video game version and the version from Uncharted (2022).
Henpecked Husband: Indy says that he's already "whipped" by his wife.
Overshadowed by Awesome: Tintin says that he'll never live up to the original Sir Francis Drake, whose descendant he claims to be.
Parental Neglect: Tintin accuses him of not giving a shit about his daughter.
Questionable Casting: In-universe, Tintin is boggled by Tom Holland being cast to play him in Uncharted (2022).
Video Game Movies Suck: In-universe, Indy calls his film adaptation a "plane wreck" that he failed to eject from.

Indiana Jones

Portrayed by: Zawesome

"You can sacrifice yourselves, now that you've met your idol!"

Composite Character: Primarily based on the version from the movies, but with a nod made to LEGO Indiana Jones as well.
Follow the Leader: invoked He accuses both Drake and Tintin of copying him.
The Problem with Licensed Games: invoked Defied. He boasts that his LEGO game is superior to Drake's games.
Whip of Dominance: He boasts about being equipped to whip both his opponents.
Why Did It Have to Be Snakes?: Like in the movies, Indy is shown to be fear of snakes. Especially when he heard Tintin yells" Great Snakes"

Don't Hug Me I'm Scared vs. The Truman Show

The Red Guy, the Yellow Guy, and the Duck

Portrayed by: Littleflecks (Red Guy's voice actor), Connor Quest (Red Guy's body actor), The Stupendium (Yellow Guy's voice), George Wilson (Duck's voice)

"Put me on your boring channel, and I'll score some interest."

Assist Character: Yellow Guy and Duck show up to help Red Guy with the second verse, but they're not much help.
British Teeth: Truman takes a potshot at the Red Guy's jagged teeth, saying they remind him of his neighbor's dog.
Condemned by History: invoked Truman claims that DHMIS is no longer as big as it once was and the Internet has moved on from them.
Truman: The internet's done with the fad of you lousy fuckin' pastas!
They cleared their heads of this browser Cookie Monster!
Deadpan Snarker: Red Guy of course, delivers most of his insults in a very monotonous voice.
Dull Surprise: The Red Guy's signature deadpan monotone is on full display here, though he jokes that even he has more range than Jim Carrey.
Only Known By His Nickname: Implied. Red Guy is the first contestant in the series to have question marks in his title card. He additionally says that "Red Guy" is not his name.
Screw This, I'm Outta Here: Red Guy eventually gives up and leaves, telling Truman not to try to stop him.
Stylistic Suck: As typical for DHMIS, the three protagonists don't do that great a job; the Red Guy almost never speaks above a half-interested monotone, and Yellow Guy and Duck spend more time arguing with one another than dissing Truman.
Suddenly Shouting: Just like the TV series, the Red Guy breaks out of his signature monotone when sufficiently worked up.
You're not stuck in Trumania; you're stuck in true MANIA!
Troubled Production: invoked Truman describes the problems that initially prevented DHMIS from getting off the ground; the pilot was scrapped due to poor reception, and the show's release was delayed due to the death of Her Majesty the Queen.
What Do You Mean, It's Not for Kids?: invoked Truman says that, despite DHMIS being a horror series, their colorful aesthetic netted them an audience even younger than that of Sesame Street.

Truman Burbank

Portrayed by: Isaac Moore (body actor), AdamDRB (voice actor)

"I feel like a beast is watching as we're stuck here entertaining him!"

Boring Insult: He says that there are no interesting characters in his opponents' show.
Censored for Comedy: His use of the word "green" is both visually and audibly censored — presumably because green is not a creative color.
"No. Just… No" Reaction: He makes it clear he wants no part in the puppets' usual supernatural shenanigans.
"Can your eldritch horror wait until tomorrow? Not doing THAT is my favorite idea!"
Rage Against the Author: His final verse has him forcing his way out of the simulation around him and raging at the show's producers.
Subverted Catchphrase: He starts off the battle with a subversion of one of his iconic lines.
Good morning, and in case I don't see ya... then good! That'd be greatly ideal!
Who Would Want to Watch Us?: He knows that he's in a fictional world, but doubts anyone is actually tuning in.
Nah, just kidding! If only someone were taping this
So you could see the looks on the hands they... puppet your faces with!

Show Executives

Portrayed by: Freshy Kanal, Stargirl, Connor Quest, GamingPlush64

"We should probably do something; Truman seems keen to leave."

As Himself/Creator Cameo: Freshy Kanal appears as the show's director — obviously intended to stand in for Christof, but his personality and the decor and technology of the behind-the-scenes set seem to indicate that it's not a direct portrayal, and he's only credited as one of the "Execs".
Oh, Crap!: They're justifiably freaked out when Truman breaks through to the real world.
The Smurfette Principle: Stargirl's executive is the only woman out of the group, and also appears to be the most competent and diligent compared to her goofier colleagues, such as Connor Quest's executive who is constantly on his phone and later accidentally alerts Truman.

Darren the Identification Card

Voiced by: Littleflecks

"Hey! I think that he might've drowned!"

Assist Character: He helps end the Red Guy's first verse.
Canon Foreigner: Him and Rambley have the distinction of being the only characters created in the rap battle series.

Rambley the Record Player

Voiced by: Littleflecks

"Yo, here is how you too can rap!"

All There in the Script: His name is never said onscreen.
An Arm and a Leg: His arms fall off when he dies.
Animate Inanimate Object: He's a sentient vinyl record.
Canon Foreigner: Him and Darren have the distinction of being the only characters created in the rap battle series.
Death by Falling Over: He dies by falling off the table.
Hypocritical Humor: He claims the two most important parts of rapping are rhyming and staying on beat... neither of which he even attempts to do.
Know-Nothing Know-It-All: Like all the teachers in DHMIS, it's clear this guy hasn't a clue what he's talking about; he says he intends to show the puppets how to rap, but he only gives them a little basic knowledge, fails to demonstrate any real talent for it, and accidentally gets himself killed without educating them further.
Non-Indicative Name: His name is Rambley the Record Player, yet he himself is just a record.
Shameless Self-Promoter: He randomly tells the puppets to subscribe to Freshy Kanal's Patreon just before he dies.
Stylistic Suck: Again, like DHMIS, his actual music skills are hilariously amateurish.
Wingding Eyes: His eyes become x's when he's shown dead.

Queen of Hearts vs. Wicked Witch of the West

The Queen of Hearts

Voiced by: Michaela Laws

"Don't toy with me, bitch! I got a kingdom: I run opposed!"

Awful Wedded Life: The Witch insinuates that her marriage to the King is miserable and doomed to failure.
Boring Insult: Pulls one of these on the Witch by demanding some poppy seeds so she can nod off to sleep.
The Caligula: The Witch takes several shots at the Queen for being mentally unstable and quick to anger.
Composite Character: Primarily based on the version from the Disney cartoon, but there's a nod to the original novel version when the Witch mentions the King secretly freeing her prisoners, as well as one to the version from the Descendants series when the Witch calls her "Bridget".
Fat Bitch: There are plenty of fat jokes made at the Queen's expense.
God Save Us from the Queen!: She's in full head-chopping form here.
Mister Muffykins: The Witch compares the Queen unfavorably to Dorothy's dog Toto, even casting her huge collar as a Cone of Shame.
Off with His Head!: Ends her last verse by demanding the Witch's head be cut off. Ironically, at the end of the video, the Witch beheads the Queen with her broomstick.
Paper Tiger: The Witch points out how, in the original story, the Queen could never actually execute anyone because the King kept pardoning her would-be victims.

The Wicked Witch of the West

Voiced by: Cami-Cat

"Man, I'm wicked, but your tyranny's not going to fly, my pretty!"

0% Approval Rating: The Queen points out that even her own henchmen were happy when she died.
Adaptation Deviation: The Queen mocks the sheer difference between her portrayals by asking if the Wizard is supposed to be her dad or her crush, with all that implies.
And There Was Much Rejoicing: Like her sister, her death was widely celebrated, which the Queen can't help but make fun of.
Borrowed Catchphrase: She borrows her opponent's "Off with your head!" catch-phrase in her first verse.
Burn the Witch!: She turns this on its head by claiming she'll be the one doing the burning this time.
Card-Carrying Villain: She acknowledges and embraces the "wicked" part of her title.
Composite Character: Primarily a combination of the versions from The Wizard of Oz and Wicked, with a nod to the version from Oz the Great and Powerful when the Queen mentions her having a "fling" with the Wizard.
Dark Is Evil: She wears an all-black outfit to symbolize her wickedness. The Queen makes fun of this, saying that she looks like she's dressed for a funeral.
Disney Death: Avoided death in Wicked, but of course, the Queen claims she'll make sure she dies for real this time.
Fashion-Victim Villain: invoked The Queen says she looks like she's dressed for a funeral.
The Pigpen: The Queen claims she smells like jabberwocky droppings and invites her to take a shower.
Weaksauce Weakness: The Witch's infamous weakness to water proves an easy target for the Queen.
Witch Classic: As usual for the Wicked Witch of the West. The Queen mocks her iconic pointy hat, saying her hatter was madder than usual.

Ghost Rap Cypher

The Narrator

Voiced by: Freeced

Dead All Along: He ends his intro by revealing that he is himself a ghost.
Foreshadowing: As in the previous cypher, his introductory lines hint at each of the rappers who appear later.

King Boo

Voiced by: Freshy Kanal

"Do you feel the shiver through your spirit? I can almost catch you!"

Card-Carrying Villain: Describes himself as a "creepy menace".
Dark Is Evil: He mentions that he only comes out at night and hates daylight.
Evil Laugh: He brags about how creepy and menacing his laugh is.

Danny Phantom

Voiced by: Ham Sandwich

"If you're trying to mess with my friends or my family, you know that I'm going ghost!"

All of the Other Reindeer: He mentions how he was widely hated when he first started ghost-hunting.
Character Catchphrase: He says his iconic catchphrase "I'm going ghost!" in his first line.

The Flying Dutchman

Voiced by: PE$O PETE

"To nobody's surprise, when you meet your demise, you see me!"

Card-Carrying Villain: He proudly describes himself as a terror and a demon.
Composite Character: His lines mainly reference the original Dutchman from Nautical Folklore, but his appearance is based on the version from Spongebob Squarepants.
Harbinger of Impending Doom: He boasts that he's the ghost you'll see when you're about to meet your demise.

Bloody Mary

Voiced by: HalaCG

"Tomato with some vodka, how I'm red and hard to take down!"

Composite Character: A combination of the mythical spirit Bloody Mary and the real historical Queen Mary I of England, who is sometimes said to be the inspiration for the myth.
Sadist: She enjoys listening to the screams and cries of people getting burned alive.
Speak of the Devil: She references the legend that she'll scratch your eyes out if you say her name three times in a mirror.

Casper

Voiced by: Littleflecks

"Come nightfall, Casper wouldn't haunt a fly!"

Fun Personified: A kind-hearted, always-cheerful ghost who just wants to lift up people's spirits.
Nice Guy: They don't call him the Friendly Ghost for nothing.
The Pollyanna: He boasts that not even premature death could break his optimistic spirit.

Slimer

Voiced by: Diggz da Prophecy

"I ain't even that mean, want mostly food!"

Big Eater: He just wants food.
Harmless Villain: He admits that he's not actually all that threatening.

The Headless Horseman

Voiced by: Connor Quest

"By wild pools and trees, a horseman did stand! The villagers would flee, 'twas foretold they'd be damned!"

A God Am I: He identifies himself with the Celtic god Dark Crom, of whom some legends say he is the embodiment.
Harbinger of Impending Doom: Like the Dutchman, he boasts that anyone who sees him is likely about to die.

Sadako Yamamura

Voiced by: Chi Chi

"Put my tape in, Imma shake the booth!"

For her tropes, see Part 2.

Ghost Rider

Voiced by: Nemraps

"This immortal torture will leave your corpse in a bad condition!"

Bad Powers, Good People: His power comes from Hell, but he uses it for justice.
Horrifying Hero: A ghost with a flaming skull for a head who uses his powers to fight evil and protect the innocent.
Pay Evil unto Evil: As the Spirit of Vengeance, this is his main purpose.

Gengar

Voiced by: Cam Steady

"Song'll make you perish, but nobody hear the mad sounds!"

Six vs. Wirt

Six

Voiced by: Evava

"Children, I devour them and leave a clean plate."

Bad People Abuse Animals: She tells Mono to grab a hammer and bash Greg's frog, which he objects to.
Horror Hunger: Her eating Nome children gets brought up several times by both herself and her opponents.
Kudzu Plot: Wirt says that trying to follow the game's plot left him more lost than journeying through the Unknown.
Wirt: They went to the Scott Cawthon school of writing,
How they dawdle 'til their fans all find the storylines they didn't mean!
She Who Fights Monsters: Wirt tells her that she's just as bad as the creatures that hunt her in the Maw.
Wirt: If it's monsters you're evading, maybe hold up a mirror!

Wirt

Voiced by: Eric The Audible

"We're not the same; I held a candle to Satan!"

Did You Just Punch Out Cthulhu?: He boasts about having defeated his universe's version of Satan.
Drama Queen: Six calls him "a Halloween drama queen".
Fish out of Water: Six points out that he wouldn't have been able to survive the Unknown without lots of help from the natives.
It's Short, So It Sucks!: invoked Six claims that Wirt is like his show in the battle: quick and easy to get through.
Nervous Wreck: Mono claims that he's more fragile than the kids made out of glasses he shattered.
Never My Fault: Six accuses him of never taking responsibility and putting his burdens on his little brother Greg.
Parent with New Paramour: Six jokes that Wirt runs away from "all the noises [his] mom makes with her new husband".
Persona Non Grata: Six jokes that Wirt's highlight reel would just consist of him "getting kicked out of every village."
Too Spicy for Yog-Sothoth: Greg tells Six that Wirt wouldn't taste good with molasses so she should reconsider eating him cause he's too bitter.

Mono

Voiced by: Tibbie

"I shattered some kids like glass, and still haven't seen one this fragile!"

Assist Character: He shows up to help Six in her second verse.
Everyone Has Standards: He's horrified when Six tells him to bash Greg's frog with a hammer and refuses.

Greg

Voiced by: CKVoice

"Let's make like her parents, then, and play dead so she forgets us!"

Assist Character: He shows up to help Wirt in his second verse.

Santa vs. Satan

Santa Claus

Voiced by: Chase Beck

"I'm dropping off some gifts before you start the Apocalypse!"

Bad Santa: Or so Satan thinks, anyway. Satan accuses him of spying on and stalking children, only giving gifts to the already well-off, and corrupting the original meaning of Christmas, and implies that he's a pedophile.
Badass Santa: Doesn't get more badass than rap battling Satan.
Big Brother Is Watching: Satan accuses him of spying on children.
Satan: Spying on resting children, you're always watching
Must be a treat to stuff your nights with Christmas stalking!
Composite Character: Mainly based off the folkloric version, but there's also a nod to the version from The Santa Clause when Satan mentions him falling off a roof and dying, and the version from Coca-Cola commercials gets name-dropped.
Deal with the Devil: Defied. He refuses to sell his soul to Satan.
Did You Just Flip Off Cthulhu?: He spends the entire battle telling off the Devil himself.
Jesus Was Way Cool: Referenced. He taunts Satan over the fact that Jesus wouldn't give into his temptations even when on the brink of starvation in the desert.
Lies to Children: Satan points out that his entire existence is this.
Satan: I was made to rule over you, I'm the Prince of Lies!
Pædo Hunt: Satan likens Mall Santas to the pedophilic image associated with churches.
Reed Richards Is Useless: Satan wonders why he just uses his powers to hand out presents instead of healing the sick or lifting people out of poverty.
Santa Clausmas: Discussed. Satan thanks him for corrupting the Christmas spirit and making people forget that the holiday was supposed to be about Jesus.
Satan: They praised your day, now it frightens the devout
Why, you've left it like a postcard, with Christ X'd out!
Skewed Priorities: Satan accuses him of using his magic to give gifts to already well-off children instead of healing the sick and needy.
Satan: You witness struggle and then step away
Tiny Tim won't walk when you're handing him a candy cane!

Satan

Voiced by: Freshy Kanal

"I fell from the heavens, and I got a new life!"

Butterfly of Doom: He boasts that he only needed to tempt one woman into sin in order to bring death to the entire human race.
Card-Carrying Villain: He's very proud of his title as the Prince of Lies, and boasts of the suffering he's caused humanity.
Composite Character: Mainly based on the version from The Bible, but also with nods to the myth of Faust, The Divine Comedy, Paradise Lost, and the folk song "The Devil Went Down to Georgia".
Deal with the Devil: He brags about trapping Faust with one of these, and offers one to Santa to get out of the battle.
The Devil Is a Loser: Or so Santa thinks, anyway.
Santa: So like it's church, I'll be confessing the truth
When all it takes to vanquish your sin is to step in a booth!
Even Evil Has Standards: Subverted. He tears down Santa for overlooking the truly needy and corrupting the spirit of Christmas, but takes pride in being much more evil than the actions he's describing and taunts Santa for seemingly being brought down to his level.
Evil Cannot Comprehend Good: He refuses to believe that Santa genuinely wants to make kids happy, thinking it must all just be a scheme to corrupt their souls with greed.
Evil Makes You Ugly: Santa references how he was initially the most beautiful angel in Heaven, but he seems to have become hideous after rebelling.
Ironic Name: Santa mentions that his original name literally means "bringer of light", ironic given that he's the source of all evil.
Light Is Not Good: Santa mentions that the name "Lucifer" literally means "bringer of light".
"Not So Different" Remark: He says that Santa is causing people to stray from God just as much as he is.
Satan: Corrupted the day of being grateful, and you dare say I'm the Devil?
All you've done was damn the Christmas spirit to my level!
Politically Incorrect Villain: Santa accuses him of being the source of sexism and homophobia.
Snakes Are Sinister: Both he and Santa reference his association with snakes.
The Scapegoat: Santa suggests that he's not really the source of all evil, but humans just blame him for whatever evil acts they want to do anyway.
Santa: Sprouted those horns, 'cos you're nothing but a scape-goat!
To Serve Man: He boasts about eating the soul of Judas Iscariot, in reference to Judas's punishment in The Divine Comedy.
Ungrateful Bastard: Santa ridicules him for still staging rebellion even after God gave him access to all the beauty of Heaven.
Santa: Up in the clouds, you were handed it all
Until you let your ego grow, and you got decked out the halls!
You had your entire wish-list get checked off by God
But you only became worth writing down when you fell off!

Star-Lord vs. Captain Jack Sparrow

Star-Lord

Voiced by: Mike Choe

Portrayed by: Isaac Moore

"Did you chart course? To the best and likable Guardian of the Galaxy, the mother-effin' Star-Lord?"

Back from the Dead: He notes that both he and Jack have come back from death in the past.
Berserk Button: After coming across as pretty laid-back in his first verse, Jack alluding to the death of the original Gamora causes him to start getting aggressive. This turns into an all-out rage after Jack brings up the death of his mom.
Chekhov's Gunman: He was mentioned by James Gunn prior to his official debut.
Denser and Wackier: Jack takes a shot at Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 for being this in comparison to the rest of the Marvel Cinematic Universe, suggesting that it must have been the result of Star-Lord hallucinating the plot.
Jack: We all see things when we run out of beer crates
But if you think your dad's a planet, that's a bit weird, mate
A demigod too? I believe that he's lost it!
Did Not Get the Girl: Captain Jack mocks Star-Lord for losing his chance to be with Gamora.
Jack Sparrow: The key to your heart when your heart's in a chest!
We all have a partner to dance with, unless
Your maiden gets taken away by her dad
And now she's an ex you can't place on a map!
Ending Fatigue: invoked Jack tells him that his canon has grown old and tired.
Flipping the Bird: He does this to Sparrow at the end of his first verse.
Manchild: Jack says that he acts like his brain has been draining the Fountain of Youth.
Missing Mom: Jack taunts him by telling him that he skimmed his movies and wondered why his mum wasn't there, alluding to the fact that she died of cancer when Star-Lord was only a child.
Mundane Object Amazement: Inverted. After having lived on a spaceship for years, he thinks regular pirate ships are lame.
Nice Job Breaking It, Hero: Jack calls him out for ruining the Avengers' chance to capture and neutralize Thanos through his impulsiveness in Avengers: Infinity War.
The One Thing I Don't Hate About You: He admits that Jack's first movie was pretty fun.
Sad Clown: He puts on an image as a lovable goofball, but Jack notes that this is covering up an extensive history of traumas.
Jack: Your state is a place you don't need to be visiting
Based on your fate, you already live in misery!
Semi-Divine: His godly father is mentioned, although Jack's a bit skeptical.
Vitriolic Best Buds: He takes a couple playful jabs at the other Guardians in his verses.

Jack Sparrow

Portrayed by: Freeced

"Just don't touch the rum, 'cause that's mine, savvy?"

The Alcoholic: Star-Lord says that booze is the only loot he cares about. Later, he tells Star-Lord to leave any rum for him.
Arbitrary Skepticism: Despite having encountered numerous supernatural beings in his journeys, he claims to have trouble believing that Star-Lord is really a demigod. Though to be fair, Jack being Jack, he's probably trolling Star-Lord.
Assist Character: He gets his crew to assist him in taunting Star-Lord with a sing-along sea shanty in his second verse.
Back from the Dead: Star-Lord notes that both of them have come back from death in the past.
Boring, but Practical: He notes that, while his ship might not be able to travel through space, it's still fully capable of dealing all the damage it needs to.
Determinator: He remains focused on roasting Star-Lord even as his ship sinks.
Guyliner: Star-Lord says he hopes Jack's eye makeup is waterproof, otherwise his crying from defeat would make him look like Rocket Raccoon.
Open Mouth, Insert Foot: Star-Lord suggests that the mutinies Jack has suffered were caused by his inability to keep his mouth shut.
The Pig-Pen: Star-Lord tells him that his odour would cause any woman who got near him to heave.
Sequelitis: invoked Star-Lord notes that his writing quality fell off after the first movie.
Star-Lord: Your franchise was fun to start
Then your writing walked the plank and jumped the shark
But your fifth movie was immersive — if you buy it
You'll know what it's like to be swindled by Pirates!
Wild Card: Star-Lord calls him out for constantly switching sides.

Characters / Freshy Kanal Part 6

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Rambley the Record Player

The Narrator

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