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Lindsay Weir (Linda Cardellini)
- The Ace: Starts as one but despite being a Freak, she still gets good grades. She just stops caring about them towards the end and ditches a University summit to follow the Grateful Dead.
- Age-Appropriate Angst: She's a highschool junior when the series begins.
- All Girls Want Bad Boys: Early on in the series, she appears to have a bit of a crush on Daniel, particularly evident in "Beers and Weirs".
- Brainy Brunette: Lindsay is super academically smart; probably more so than any adult depicted in the series.
- Bully Hunter: She doesn't take any shit from some of the nastier elements at McKinley High, and is seen variously:
- Stepping in to protect her brother Sam from his arch-nemesis, Alan.
- Calling out a group of jerks (twice) for mistreating mentally disabled student, Eli.
- Taking on smug, patronising mathlete Shelly Weaver (and kicking her ass) at a "mathlete scrimmage".
- Smacking the enormous Siedelman when he is harrassing a female student.
- ...of course, this doesn't always work out for her, and on occasion her good intentions backfire, but the pluckiness is admirable.
- Cool Big Sis
- Eerie Pale-Skinned Brunette: Enforced: the show was set in the Midwest, and Feig noted that tanned people in the Midwest were rare; California native Cardellini was required to have makeup that made her paler.
- Expository Hairstyle Change: As seen in "Looks and Books", where Lindsay opts for much girlier hair when she (temporarily) falls back in with the mathlete crowd after she gets sick of the Freaks' Toxic Friend Influence.
- Extreme Doormat: A mild version when around the Freaks, as she is so eager to be accepted as part of their group that she bends over backwards to please them. She gets better, though.
- The Hero: Along with her brother, Sam.
- Hollywood Atheist: The death of her grandmother before the start of the series spurred her into atheism. Specifically, Lindsey was there at her deathbed when the grandmother confessed her terror at facing death in her last moments.
- Kick the Dog: said episodes of her being an Extreme Doormat generally lead to this trope, but she really regrets it immediately and tries to make amends.
- Limited Wardrobe: Her father's old army jacket, which is also symbolic of her transition to the Freaks.
- My God, What Have I Done?: Has this reaction when she accidentally eggs Sam.
- Naïve Newcomer: Among the Freaks.
- Secret Diary: Mr Weir nosily roots through her diary to find out whether Lindsay is on drugs/having sex.
- She Cleans Up Nicely: As seen in "Noshing and Moshing" at the Schweiber's cocktail party, where she ditches the army jacket, puts on a hot dress, and deservingly attracts the (welcome) attention of the Schweiber's eldest son, Nice Jewish Boy Barry.
- The Smart Guy: Of the Freak posse.
- Soapbox Sadie: She represents a mild (and likable) example. Definitely in evidence when (at the time) Vice President George Bush pays a visit to McKinley High.Lindsay: Why did your staff reject my question? Are you afraid of engaging the students in an open discourse?
- Teen Genius: As a former "mathlete", she is seen to be able to do complicated arithmatic in her head.
- Toxic Friend Influence: Used most evidently as a Plot Device in "Looks and Books".Daniel: C'mon Lindsay, don't be lame.
- Wild Teen Party: She throws a house-party to try to impress the Freaks, as seen in "Beers and Weirs".
- Yoko Oh No: Invoked. She inadvertently becomes this in "I'm with the Band", where she splits up the Freak's band when actually trying to get them to improve. Ken even calls her Yoko at one point.
Kim Kelly (Busy Philipps)
- Abusive Parents: Both Kim's mother and her step-father are psychotically bad-tempered, and are shown to be both mentally and physically abusive, as detailed in the seminal episode "Kim Kelly is My Friend".
- The Alleged Car: Her beat-up AMC Gremlin.
- Alliterative Name
- Betty and Veronica: A non-romantic version, she's the Veronica to Millie's Betty.
- Broken Bird: Due to her fairly hellish home-life, as seen in the episode "Kim Kelly is My Friend".
- The Bully: Early on in the series, to both Lindsay and Sam.Kim: Hey Karen, was this guy trying to break into your locker?
- Character Development: Like her boyfriend Daniel, she goes through quite the rehabilitation process as the series progresses, starting off as an antagonising, mean-spirited bitch early on, but ending up as Lindsay's best friend by the finale, "Discos and Dragons".
- Defrosting Ice Queen: Warms up hugely as the series progresses, though still retains a tough, no-nonsense edge.
- Foil: To Lindsay. Comes from a poor, broken home in contrast to Lindsay's more well-off and loving parents, gets poor grades in school to Lindsay's straight A's, starts off as a huge bully to Lindsay, who stands up for anyone who gets picked on, and so on.
- Hair-Trigger Temper: Snaps at the drop of a hat, and isn't afraid to give those who annoy her a big whack on the arm if they piss her off (especially Daniel).
- Jerk with a Heart of Gold: Towards the end, especially in "Dead Dogs and Gym Teachers".
- My God, What Have I Done?: She feels terrible when she realizes she ran over Millie's dog and befriends her out of guilt.
- The Lad-ette: Enjoys beers, cars, swearing, fighting and sex. Mellows later on in the series.
- Slap-Slap-Kiss: With Daniel. In "Kim Kelly Is My Friend" she reveals that she thinks she has to be "alert" and "a bitch" because he'd screw any girl he came across.
- Wrong Side of the Tracks: Kim's family home and background is ostensibly far poorer than Lindsay's
- You Wouldn't Like Me When I'm AngryKim: Are you calling me irrational? Because I'll tear your head off, Daniel. I'll tear it off and I'll throw it over that fence!!
Daniel Desario (James Franco)
- All Girls Want Bad Boys: Especially if he's James Franco.
- Alliterative Name
- Asleep in Class: Tellingly, whilst watching a careers guidance video.
- Book Dumb: Daniel may not be academically minded, but he's a fairly smart, street-wise kid overall.
- Brilliant, but Lazy
- Character Development: He starts out as an archetypal too-cool-for-school bad-boy, but by the end of the series, after several humbling experiences, he has become friends with Sam's group. There's also more stress over time on his academic and personal troubles, as he seems perfectly aware of his limitations but doesn't know how to break through them.
- The Charmer
- Manipulative Bastard: Especially if he needs Lindsay's help with his math homework...
- Cool Car: In different episodes he drives a Pontiac Trans Am and a Cadillac Sedan DeVille.
- Cool Loser: Daniel is achingly cool, and a typical bad-boy, but he's been held back twice and certainly isn't one of the school's in-crowd by any means.
- Cool People Rebel Against AuthorityMr. Rosso: You think you're pretty cool, don't you, Daniel?Daniel: No, I don't think I'm cool...Mr. Rosso: You don't think you're the Fonz or something?
- Everybody Hates Mathematics: Daniel especially so - it stands between him and repeating the school year...again.
- Improbably Cool Car: His (beat up) Pontiac Trans Am, the specific version of which is no earlier than 1979. Since the show takes place in 1980, it is highly unlikely that a high school student from a low-income family could afford what was then a fairly new car.
- Hidden Depths: He confides in Harris that he is secretly worried about just how badly he is doing in school, and makes a genuine effort (after initial frostiness) to be useful when he joins the AV club.Harris: (to Daniel) You'd make a good Dungeon Master, I can tell.
- Mr. Fanservice: As is noticed In-Universe and out.
- School Is for Losers: His attitude before Character Development kicks in, later on in the series.
- The Slacker: Multiple times early on in the series, he is seen cutting class.
- Troubled, but Cute: He comes from a low-income family, is shown to have some fairly serious self-identity issues as the series progresses, but is gorgeous nonetheless.
- Wounded Gazelle Gambit: His regurgitated sob-story when he's busted for cheating on a math test.Daniel: *sobbing*..and track 3 is the dumb kids.
Nick Andopolis (Jason Segel)
- All Love Is Unrequited: He never really gets over Lindsay, despite hooking up with Sara by the series finale.
- Brilliant, but Lazy: Nick used to be a good student, and MVP on the basketball team until he got in with the Freak crowd.
- Calling the Old Man Out: He has a huge argument with his father and storms out after he sells his drums.Nick: I hope you enjoy your peace and quiet!
- Comedic Underwear Exposure: As seen in "Smooching and Mooching", whilst staying over at the Weirs' place.
- Cringe Comedy: "Lady L" anyone?
- Dreadful Musician: He gets better after lessons though.
- Dogged Nice Guy: In his pursuit of Lindsay, though it does begin to border on obsessional stalking as the series progresses.
- Fantasy-Forbidding Father: His dad despises his musical hobby and sells his drum set without telling him. Nick naturally resents this and even runs away from home in one episode.
- Gentle Giant: He's 6'4", and was MVP on the school's basketball team in his younger years.
- Hopeless Suitor: Where Lindsay is concerned.
- Stalking Is Love: Turns up at Lindsay's bedroom window in the middle of the night because he claims he "couldn't sleep for thinking about her", and "had to see (her)".
- Intergenerational Friendship: He and Lindsay's parents bond when Nick spends the night at the Weirs' home, to Lindsay's surprise. Harold at least sympathizes with Nick's difficult relationship with his dad, while Jean is just that nice to everyone.
- Military Brat: His over-bearing father is in the Air-Force.
- Nice Guy: The jolliest, most approachable of the Freaks, compared to snarky Ken, aloof Daniel and downright dangerous Kim.
- Obsession Song: Oh God yes...Nick: Lady L, La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la, That's the sound of L.
- Her Code Name Was "Mary Sue": Or rather, Lady L...
- One Head Taller: He's a clear foot taller than Lindsay.
- The Slacker: Less so than Daniel or Ken but still noteable.
- The Stoner: He's the biggest pot-head in the Freak group, even best-friend Daniel says so.Daniel: The guy's turning into a waste-basket.
- He quits in the finale.
Ken Miller (Seth Rogen)
- A Day in the Limelight: He plays a mostly supporting, snarky-sidekick role in the series and isn't the subject of a main storyline right up until the penultimate episode, "The Little Things".
- Deadpan Snarker: His most overt trait.
- Gayngst: The above mentioned episode focuses on his sexual confusion on learning that his girlfriend, Amy, was born with both male and female sexual organs (although she is now purely female, physically).
- Grumpy Bear: Of the Freak crowd; it's rare to see him crack a smile and his default tone is aching sarcasm.
- Invisible Parents: Unlike all of the other main characters, Ken's parents are never seen. From what he briefly mentions of them, they don't seem to have been around much in his life.Ken: I was raised by a nanny...Katherine.(When asked what his parents are like) Well...they're good at their jobs...
- Jerk with a Heart of Gold: Comes across as a grumpy, snarky Jerkass but he has considerable hidden warmth, as revealed in "The Little Things".
- Rich Idiot with No Day Job: He plans on selling his father's business and retiring young.
- The Slacker: Is never seen doing any sort of school-work, and it's implied he's smart enough to just coast.
Sam Weir (John Francis Daley)
- Adorkable: He really is.
- Annoying Younger Sibling: Occasionally, but Sam and Lindsay get along pretty well and at worst, they just bicker.
- Audience Surrogate: For anyone who ever felt awkward or had a tough time at high school at any point (aka a good chunk of the audience)....
- Author Avatar: Sam = Paul Feig.
- Butt-Monkey: If something humiliating is going to happen to one of the characters, it'll usually be him.
- Catchphrase: "Oh, hi Cindy" whenever he starts a conversation with Cindy Sanders.
- Cringe Comedy: Sam frequently finds himself in ball-shrinkingly humiliating situations, whether it's being the main target of Alan and Karen's wrath, or hilariously embarrassing incidents involving public nudity, Parisian Night Suits or being egged (accidently) by his own sister.
- Geek Physiques: Of the skinny, 103 pounds variety.Alan: Nice pecs Weir! You look like a flat-chested girl!
- Give Geeks a Chance: Actually gets to date his crush Cindy. Of course, it didn't last, but at least he got to do the dumping when the time came...
- The Hero: Along with his sister, Lindsay.
- Heroic B.S.O.D.: A minor case after seeing his first porno in "Tests and Breasts".
- Older Than They Look: He's 14, but looks younger. Arguably, he looks 14 but is an aversion of Dawson Casting surrounded by straight examples.Karen Scarfoli: You don't even have any hair on your pits!
- Naked People Are Funny: He was once locked out of the locker room completely naked.
- Censor Box: As seen when he was forced to streak through the halls.
- Nice Guy
- Saw "Star Wars" 27 Times: Told to us by Neal in the first episode, partially the Trope Namer.
- Tiny Guy, Huge Girl: Him and Cindy.
- Wanting Is Better Than Having: Sam spends most of the series pining for Cindy Sanders, but when they finally start dating, he finds they have nothing in common.
- Wide-Eyed Idealist
Bill Haverchuck (Martin Starr)
- Daytime Drama Queen: He adores Dallas.
- Disappeared Dad: It's mentioned that he has contact with his father, but it's quite rare and we've never seen him on-screen.
- Give Geeks a Chance: Gets to make out with the head cheerleader.
- The Glasses Come Off: Played for laughs in the fight with Alan in the pilot.
- Hollywood Nerd: Type 1. Bill looks like the archetypal nerd out of the Geeks, although he isn't exactly "intelligent" - He is witty and has amazing one-liners, but he's actually kind of dumb.
- The Klutz: He's clumsy and more than a little mal-coordinated.
- Momma's Boy: He's been primarily raised with a lot of love by his mother, Gloria, to whom he remains very close.
- Nerd Glasses: Of the large, clunky, unflattering variety.
- Picked Last: A hugely upsetting issue for him — leading him to call Coach Fredericks out on it in an emotionally charged breakdown.
- Plot Allergy: His peanut allergy, in "Chokin' and Tokin'".
- Single Mom Stripper: In one episode, Bill worriedly asks his mom if she's going to start "dancing" again.
- Wholesome Cross Dresser: As seen in the Halloween episode, "Tricks and Treats", where he trick-or-treats dressed as Jaime Sommers.
- You're Not My Father: As seen when Coach Fredericks starts dating his mom.
Neal Schweiber (Samm Levine)
- Ambiguously Jewish: Averted. Although it's not an important part of the plot, it comes up quite a few times.Neal: Last year I was elected school treasurer. I didn't even run!
- Attention Whore: Exemplified when he buys his own ventriloquists dummy, which he does purely because he thinks people will admire him for it.
- Big, Screwed-Up Family: From the outside, the Schweibers are a rich, nice Jewish family, though later episodes reveal his dad's filandering ways.
- Casanova Wannabe: Neal thinks he's a ladies' man, so he's a Casanova Wannabe in training
- Creepy Doll: His "figure", Morty.
- Cringe Comedy: Even Sam and Bill are embarrassed by his ventriloquism skit.
- Culture Blind: He's basically a little old man from the The '50s stuck in kid-form....in The '80s.
- Deadpan Snarker: Somewhat more quick-witted than Bill and Sam, and is often confounded by what he perceives to be their juvenile qualities, though he's definitely Not So Above It All.
- Dogged Nice Guy: Neal has been in love with Lindsay since he was five years old and always showed himself to worry about her, but his dogged nice side really showed in "Beers and Weirs".
- Extraverted Nerd: Highly confident, but still a massive geek.
- It's Pronounced Tro-PAYNeal: It's SCHW-'EYE'-BER!!
- Jewish and Nerdy
- Locked Out of the Loop: Before Sam and Bill told him, everyone in his family except him knew his father was cheating on his mother. Poor kid.
- Parental Issues: He reacts (understandibly) very badly to the above news.
Bill: I told you that thing would take him over...
- Calling the Old Man Out: This comes to a head at the Schweibers cocktail party in "Noshing and Moshing", where he uses his ventriliquism act as a platform to berate and humiliate his father.
- Sad Clown
Parents and other family members
Harold and Jean Weir (Joe Flaherty and Becky Ann Baker)
- Abusive Parents: In "Smooching and Mooching", it's implied that Harold's father was one of these.Harold: Nick's father is a hard man, and my father was the same.Lindsay: Yeah, I know the feeling...Harold: Lindsay, trust me, you don't.
- Actor Allusion: Harold (played by former Count Floyd Joe Flaherty) donning a vampire costume in "Tricks and Treats".
- When Jean reads the "For My Eyes Only" warning at the beginning of Lindsay's diary in The Diary (which promises pain and death to anyone who reads it), Harold lets out a sarcastic Count Floyd-esque "Ooooh! Scary!"
- And Starring
- Bumbling Dad: Harold takes himself very seriously, but his kids find him amusing at best and confoundingly frustrating at his worst.
- Dad the Veteran: Alluded to in "Tricks and Treats":Harold: I'm certainly glad we decided to celebrate Halloween. The last time I had this much fun, I was pinned down in a foxhole by the North Koreans.
- Deadpan Snarker: Harold, occasionally.Lindsay: Daddy, if I started smoking I would tell you.Harold: Oh. Good, now I don't have to worry.
- Extreme Doormat: Jean can be this with Harold, which is probably where Lindsay gets this tendency with the Freaks.
- Fiery Redhead: Averted with cool-headed and mild-mannered Jean.
- Good Parents: Particularly compared to the rest of the cast's parents but even generally. They support their kids, Jean readily identifies (or at least tries to) with Lindsay's issues and Harold identifies with Sam's problems with puberty.
- Grumpy Old Man: Harold can certainly be this at times.
- Happily Married: While there are occasional disagreements, it's clear that the Weirs are content with each other.
- Housewife: Jean, of the traditional variety.
- Hypocritical Humor: Harold disparages punk rock and the Sex Pistols in particular. Lindsay points that every generation has an example of The New Rock & Roll, a comparison that Harold makes a lame attempt at deflecting.
- Insane Troll Logic: Harold believes that anyone who isn't a straight-A student and model citizen will die. Even though death gets everyone no matter what. He also has a habit of using world-famous rockstars like Jimi Hendrix and Janis Joplin as examples of no-hopers, never pausing to consider that they actually made something of themselves before dying.
- Jaded Washout: Harold is a borderline case. He works a rather thankless job (as the owner of a mom and pop sports store that, by the series' end, is on the verge of being overtaken by a giant mega-store). His family takes him far less seriously than he would like. And there are quite a few hints sprinkled throughout the series that he has a lot of past regrets (such as paying five dollars to have sex with a Korean prostitute, when he was a teenager). Nevertheless, he remains fiercely loyal to his family and in some instances shows a surprising amount of compassion and understanding for both his children and wife.
- Jerk with a Heart of Gold: Although strict and stubborn, Harold is a loving father who is very proud of both his children.
- Overprotective Dad: Harold, so, so much. Although he always gets overruled by Jean.
- Reasonable Authority Figure: Jean.
- Scare 'em Straight: Harold often employs this method:Harold: I had a friend that used to smoke. You know what he's doing now? He's DEAD! You think smoking makes you look cool? Let's go dig him up now and see how cool he looks.Harold: I knew a girl who had pre-marital sex, do you know what she did on homecoming night? She DIED! Of an overdose. Heroin.Harold: You know who used to cut class? Jimi Hendrix. Know what happened to him? He DIED!. Choking on his own vomit.Harold: You can't cut corners in life! You know who cut corners? Kennedy! Kennedy cut corners when he was running the Bay of Pigs. A lot of good men lost their lives because of it. You know who else cut corners? Janis Joplin...Lindsay: DAD! what are you talking about?!Harold: There was this kid in my neighborhood when I was growing up? Scott Byron. He kept on trick-or-treating until he was well into his twenties. You know where he's living now? At home, with his ninety-year-old mother. He's the laughingstock of the community. Never took a wife, either.
- Sexless Marriage: AVERTED.Jean: Nobody's home. You wanna have a little sex?Harold:[Beat] Okay.[both run for the bedroom]
Dr. Vic and Lydia Schweiber (Sam McMurray and Amy Aquino)
- Broken Pedestal: He's basically Neal's hero — until his cheating ways are discovered.
- Cool Car: Dr. Vic drives a Corvette.
- Cool Old Guy: How the Geeks see Neal's dad...before his cheating is discovered.
- Extreme Doormat: Lydia - she knows her husband is cheating, but never voices her feelings.
- Good Parent: However, she only does this to spare her sons the misery.
- Handsome Lech: Dr. Vic, although he isn't a bad guy per se, but rather seems to regret not living as much as he could have and seems entirely aware of how much pain his actions cause. They could have shown him as an unrepentant Jerkass but the writers admirably took the more mature path.
- Happy Marriage Charade
- Not That Kind of Doctor: Dr. Schweiber is a dentist.
- Your Cheating Heart: Barry tells Neal that their father has been cheating on their mom with other women for years.
Barry Schweiber (David Krumholtz)
- Big Brother Mentor: To Neal, ofcourse, but all of the Geeks look up to him too.
- The Casanova: Now he's at college:Barry: I reinvented myself as the handsome, dashing Jew.
- Conspiracy Theorist: Tries convincing Lindsay that George H.W. Bush was behind Ronald Reagan's attempted assassination. Lindsay doesn't buy it.
- Nice Jewish Boy
- Temporary Love Interest: Lindsay finds him very attractive and they make out after his parent's cocktail party.
Gloria Haverchuck (Claudia Christian)
- Looking for Love in All the Wrong Places: Dating her son's hated PE teacher, for example.
- Mama Bear: She's very protective of her son, and really lays into Alan after Bill falls into a coma following Alan's peanut prank.
- Playing Gertrude: The actress was only 34, playing the parent of a son about 14-15 (and a 17 year age difference in the actors). Not out of the realm of possibility, but still pretty young.
- Single Mom Stripper: Although, she is now retired.
- Stacy's MomNeal: I can kinda see why Coach Fredericks is dating her. She is kinda hot.
Col. Henry Andopolis (Kevin Tighe)
- The Captain: He's a tough military man and very strict with Nick.
- Creepy Monotone: He comes across as far more imposing because he doesn't shout.
- Jerkass Has a Point: Even Daniel concedes that he's right that Nick's unlikely to become a successful drummer. The Colonel's strict and intolerant attitude (especially his selling Nick's drum set without telling him) prevents Nick from seeing his side of the argument.
- Military School: Where he keeps threatening to send Nick, if his grades don't improve.
- Stealth Mentor: He claims to be looking out for Nick's future, which in essence is true, but the way he goes about it is incredibly harsh.Col. Andopolis: End of conversation...
Cookie Kelly and Arlo (Cookie: Ann Dowd, Arlo: Jack Conley)
- Ax-Crazy: They're both fucking nuts.
- Abusive Parents: The episode "Kim Kelly is My Friend" was not shown by NBC in the initial run because of its portrayal of Kim's violent homelife.
- Berserk Button"Benton Harbor Street...?"
- Dumb Muscle: Kim's step-dad.
- Dysfunctional Family: One of the most extreme examples depicted in a teen-drama.
- '80s Hair: Cookie's hair-spray edifice.
- Evil Matriarch: Cookie - she's a tough, mean old broad.
- Hair-Trigger Temper: It doesn't take much at all to set either of them off, especially Kim's back-chat.
- Jerkass: Both of them...
- Joisey: Cookie's got the accent (and look).Cookie: GED OUDDA DA CAW!! (get out of the car).
- You're Not My FatherKim: You're not my father, FAT-ASS!!
Chip Kelly (Mike White)
- Parental FavoritismCookie: My son Chip, he's a doll. Kim...she's another story.
- Police Brutality: Kim's older brother was beaten up by the police and appears to be brain-damaged.
- Empty Shell: Following the above incident, he lies on the couch all day sleeping and "never parties".
- The Caretaker: Daniel's father is an invalid, and his older brother is a drug addict.
- Parental Obliviousness
- Skewed Priorities: Rather than encourage her son Daniel to go to school (when he insists he needs to go), she's more concerned with him running errands for her.
- Unnamed Parent: Daniel's parents are not named in the show - he calls his mother "ma".
Millie Kentner (Sarah Hagan)
- Adorkable: "It's Lik-M-Aid. It makes my spit taste like fruit juice."
- Brainy Brunette: Though not quite as smart as Lindsay.
- Betty and Veronica: A non-romantic version, the Betty to Kim's Veronica.
- Foil: Again, to Lindsay. Good student, goes to church, listens to her parents and cares about school in contrast to Lindsay, possibly reflecting what Lindsay used to be before she joined the freaks.
- Christian Rock: Millie's clearly a big fan of The Doobie Brothers.Millie: (singing) Jesus is just alright with me! Jesus is just alriiiiight!
- A Friend in Need: Helps Lindsay out when she's stoned and has to babysit.
- Holier Than ThouMillie: I haven't had anything to drink, and I'm having more fun than any of you!
- Moral Guardian: She acts like this to Lindsay, and is constantly trying to bring her back into the mathlete crowd, early on in the series.
- Not Herself: Following the death of her dog, Goliath, she goes slightly off the rails and starts hanging out with Kim of all people and plans on attending a Who concert with the Freaks. While she does come down after Kim reveals that she was the one responsible for running over her dog, it's pretty clear that she's become an at least slightly different person after this experience.
- Saintly Church
- Secret Relationship: In "Tricks and Treats", Lindsay discovers she's in one of these (albeit without having reached the French-kissing stage) with a guy she met at summer church camp.
- "Stop Having Fun" Guys: In-universe.
- Tomboy and Girly Girl: Millie sort of acts as the latter to Lindsay's former.
Cindy Sanders (Natasha Melnick)
- All Guys Want Cheerleaders
- Bitch in Sheep's Clothing: She's not so much a bitch per se, but it's pretty shocking when we finally see her flip-side.Cindy: You're supposed to be nice! That's the only reason I'm going out with you in the first place!
- Class Representative: For the young Republicans club.
- Derailing Love Interests: Prior to dating Sam, she only comes across as perfectly pleasant, just a little shallow and ditzy perhaps. Her character Face–Heel Turn into a bossy, controlling shrew is abrupt and surprising.
- Girl Next Door: How she comes across prior to dating Sam.
- Lust Object: For Sam.
- Pom-Pom Girl: On the cheer squad, so it's a given, although it doesn't translate into having fun or winning people over in her personal life.
- Satellite Love Interest: Justified, as it actually shows the downside of dating someone you barely know. Sam has to break up with her.
- Strawman Political: When Sam starts dating Cindy and we find out just how rude and vapid she is, we also find out she's a staunch Republican.
- Tsundere: Type B. This previously unseen side of her personality emerges when she starts dating Sam.
Vicki Appleby (JoAnna Garcia Swisher)
- Alpha Bitch: Even Cindy notes that Vicki is "kinda bossy".
- The Cheerleader
- Girl Posse: She's head-cheerleader and rules with an iron fist, it would seem. Although Cindy does admit that she finds her very rude and annoying.
- Hair-Trigger Temper: She's really irritable.
- Pet the Dog: Shows genuine concern when Bill is in the hospital.
- Lust Object: For Neal.
Todd Schellinger (Riley Smith)
- Big Man on Campus: Hero of the basketball team.
- Chick Magnet
- '80s Hair: He sports the "feathered" look.
- Hair of Gold, Heart of Gold: Todd is blond and official Mr. Nice Guy.
- Lovable Jock: He's a genuinely nice guy.Todd: Hey man, gimme a high 5 for the big game!
- Lust Object: For Cindy.
- Mr. Fanservice: In-univserse and out (holy shit).
- Nice Guy
- Romantic False Lead: His relationship with Cindy doesn't last more than an episode.
Gordon Crisp (Jerry Messing)
- Big Fun: He shows an infectious enthusiasm for the Geeks favorite interests: sci-fi, Dungeons & Dragons, etc.Harris: The world loves a jolly fat guy.
- Fat Guy
- Geek Physiques: Of the clinically obese variety
- Hidden Depths: He's seen to be quite an intuitive, astute guy and offers Sam relationship advice about Cindy.
- Nice Guy: Once he's taken up by the Geeks, he's seen to be a very complimentary, constructive friend.Gordon: (When he learns Sam is finally dating Cindy) She's the one who's lucky - you're a catch!
- The Pig Pen: He's not messy, but due to a medical condition (trimethylaminuria), he reeks.
- Sixth Ranger: Joins the regular Geek posse about halfway through the series.
Harris Trinsky (Stephen Lea Sheppard)
- All-Powerful Bystander: Lampshaded in "Discos and Dragons", where he plays the Dungeon Master in the Geeks' Dungeons and Dragons game.
- Cool Loser
- Mentor Archetype: Very much so to the Geeks (and occasionally Daniel), he provides sage counselling on a variety of topics.Harris: Get a woman laughing, you've got a woman loving.
- Nerds Are Sexy: His girlfriend, Judith, finds him irresistible.Judith: Oh Harris, you're so bad! (giggles)
- Older and Wiser: Than the Geeks, despite being only one year older.Harris: *sigh* You're so young.
- Please Put Some Clothes On: He has no compunction about strutting around in the locker room naked, much to Sam's discomfort.
- The Smart Guy
- Wise Beyond Their Years: Even older students like Daniel have asked his advice on things.
- Zen Survivor: To the Geeks - he actually survived freshman year!
Alan White (Chauncey Leopardi)
- Arch-Enemy: To Sam.
- The Bully: He picks on Sam and the rest of the Geeks mercilessly during the first half of the series.
- Heel–Face Turn: He does this briefly, but only after almost killing Bill by hiding a peanut in his sandwhich, to which he did not realise Bill was deathly allergic. A small amount of Redemption Rejection in that he does not take the Geeks up on their offer of friendship, though he's sincerely apologetic to Bill and is noticably nicer to them after this.
- Jerkass: He's a vile little shit most of the time he's on-screen.
- Jerkass Façade: In reality, he's an unhappy, lonely kid but can't bring himself to hang out with the Geeks, despite sharing the same interests (comic books and sci-fi).
- Create Your Own Villain: And as it turns out, he admits to Bill that he is angry because they left him out of their fun in the lower grades.
- My God, What Have I Done?: He really never meant to hurt Bill and is devastated when he finds out what he did.
- The Napoleon: His short stature probably explains a lot.
Amy Edwards (Jessica Campbell)
- Deadpan Snarker: She can even out-snark Ken at his own game.
- Hermaphrodite: She was born with both male and female sex organs, but is now physically purely female. This causes temporary Gayngst in Ken when she tells him in confidence.
- In-Series Nickname: "Tuba-girl" - she's in the school's marching band.
- Love Interest: For Ken.
- They're Called Personal Issues for a Reason: She is understandibly hurt and furious when she finds out Ken has told Nick and Daniel her secret.
- Earn Your Happy Ending: All's well in the end - Ken later tells Amy he is sorry and he doesn't care. They are still together when the show ends.
Sara (Lizzy Caplan)
- Ascended Extra: She's one of the show's recurring extras before her big spotlight in the finale.
- Disco Dawn: She loves it, despite the backlash against disco at the time.Sara: We're going to dress up like ABBA!
- Fangirl: She admits to having had a crush on Nick for years.
- Genki Girl
Sean (Shaun Weiss)
- Ascended Extra: For one episode, in which he is the bass player in the Freaks (well Nick, Daniel and Ken's) band. And he is still a jerkass there.
- Jerkass: If he isn't being a jerk to Eli at the start of the series, he is being a prick to Sam, or Lindsay, or Millie. This guy is just a complete jerk.
Maureen Sampson (Kayla Ewell)
- Girl Next Door: Acessibly pretty, and lovely too.
- Hello, Nurse!
- New Transfer Student: Transfers from Florida due to her dad's work.
- One of the Boys: The Geeks are instantly smitten with her when she reveals a similar sense of humour and a love of firing off bottle rockets.
- Replacement Love Interest: With Maureen on the scene, Sam (brilliantly) doesn't give Cindy a look in.
Eli (Ben Foster)
- Ambiguous Disorder: He's perhaps autistic, though it's never specified.
- Berserk Button: Don't call him "retarded".
- Butt-Monkey: He is mentally disabled and is subject to ridicule from some of the more jerkass students.
- Fan Boy: He adores Three's Company and will happily chat away to anyone about the show.
- Speech Impediment: He emphasizes "sh" sounds - "Yesh pleashe!"
Karen Scarfoli (Rashida Jones)
- The Bully: She takes particular exception to poor Sam, giving him the nickname "Pygmy Geek".Karen (to Neal): What was that, Bilbo Baggins!?
- The Lad-ette: A masculine, physically tough girl who is initially best friends the series' lead ladette, Kim Kelly.
- Really Gets Around: Even hitting on Daniel, for which she (obviously) incurs Kim's wrath.
Shelley Weaver (Alexandra Breckenridge)
- Academic Alpha Bitch
- Break the Haughty: She freezes and embarrasses herself at a mathlete competition where Lindsay's brilliance wins the day.
- Holier Than Thou: She's unbelievably prim and patronising.Shelley (to Lindsay): I just don't know why you'd give up first block to hang around with freaks??
- The Rival: To Lindsay, when it comes to math.
- Smug Snake
Mark (Mark Allan Staubach)
- The Aggressive Drug Dealer: Averted - he's friends with the Freak crowd, and serves as Nick's main go-to-guy for pot.
- The Danza
- Messy Hair: He sports a big curly mop of blond hair.
- The Stoner
- Stoners Are Funny: He's a friendly, vaguely goofy kind of guy.
Eugene Seidelman (Ron Lester)
- Fat Bastard: He's literally spherical...and a bastard.
- Giant Mook: He's one of the nastier elements at McKinley, picking on Sam and Lindsay on occasion.
- Jerkass: So much so even teachers enjoy putting him in his place.Kowchevski: Siedelman knock it off! Why don't you pick on someone your own size - there's a bus in the parking lot.
Laurie (Samaire Armstrong)
Coach Ben Fredericks (Thomas F. Wilson)
- Coach Nasty: He comes off like this to the Geeks, but he's actually a pretty nice guy once off the field.
- Even on the field he's a pretty decent person, just one who comes across as overly passionate about sports. When one of the Geeks does something well, he's either impressed or downright happy for them.
- Jerk Jock: Subversion. He actually turns out to be quite nice.
- Jerk with a Heart of Gold: As seen when he risks losing his job to have a more frank discussion about sex with Sam after realizing that he's seen a pornographic movie.
Mr. Jeff Rosso (Dave "Gruber" Allen)
- Adults Are Useless: Zig-zagged. He's genuinely sympathetic to the students and tries to help them out, but they aren't always receptive to his advice and his Totally Radical attitude often irritates them.
- Beware the Nice Ones: Gives this speech to Daniel before sending him to the AV club.
- Bunny-Ears Lawyer: For all his eccentricities, he's a genuinely good guidance counsellor and is usually right about the students' problems.
- Cool Car: "Boattail" Buick Riviera, circa 1971-73.
- Cool Teacher: Tries to be this and mostly fails spectacularly. But he's still pretty badass at times. He even plays in a rock band.
- Crazy-Prepared: In the Halloween episode we find he keeps multiple jack-o'-lanterns on hand, in anticipation of their getting smashed in by pranksters.
- First-Name Basis: In the pilot he tells Lindsay to call her "Jeff" when he's trying to gain her trust. She does so until the end of the episode, when he tells her that maybe she'd better start calling him "Mr. Rosso" again.
- Hippie Teacher: He's this to a T, even if you ignore his long hair, general attitude and musician background. He mentions protesting the Vietnam War in his youth, has a Carter/Mondale poster in his office and is even deemed a "security risk" by the Secret Service when George Bush visits the school.
- Honor Before Reason: He believes in what he is doing so much he doesn't even mind the admittedly crappy salary.
- He Cleans Up Nicely: As seen when (then) Vice President George Bush visits the school.
- Mistaken for Gay: By Ken at one point.
- Nice Guy: He may try too hard with his students at times, but there is absolutely no doubt he is genuinely looking out for them.
- Obfuscating Stupidity: Although he appears foolish, he is quite intelligent and usually preempts the kids' problems.
- Politically Motivated Teacher: On occasion. Of the liberal persuasion, naturally.
- Psychologist Teacher: He's the school guidance counselor.
- Reasonable Authority Figure
- Totally Radical: In universe, his attempts to relate to the kids just reeks of this trope.
- When I Was Your Age...: Relates to other students this way. Sometimes it works...mostly it doesn't.Rosso: I have herpes...
Mr. Frank Kowchevski (Steve Bannos)
- Deadpan SnarkerKowchevski: Actually Lindsay, I think I'm the best person at math in this school...
- Only Sane Man: So he thinks.
- Pet the Dog: He gets a few sympathetic moments throughout the series, like when he stops a kid who bullies Neal about his ventriloquist dummy, but they're mostly incidental.
- Sadist Teacher: A martinet who's more concerned with running an orderly classroom than connecting with students. It's especially evident in "Tests and Breasts" when he makes his contempt for Daniel abundantly clear, and shows no interest in Lindsay's offer to help tutor him.
- Shell-Shocked Veteran: When Rosso presses him on his unscrupulous methods for proving Daniel cheated on a test...Kowchevski: Let me tell you something. I knew kids like Desario in Vietnam. Those were the kind of kids that got you killed.
- Straight Gay: Seriously. Watch the deleted scenes on the DVD...all is revealed when he's called upon by Mr. Rosso to help out Ken with his Gayngst.
Mr. Casper (Ron Marasco)
- Ambiguously Gay: He has an overtly camp manner.
- Apathetic Teacher: As seen with the despairing attitude he displays towards the pupils in his English Lit class.Casper: *sigh* Pearls before swine...
- Break the Haughty: He's pretty pompous, which makes him a prime target for back-chat from his pupils, such as when Lindsay ripped apart his attack on Kim by proving her opinion on Kerouac's On the Road book valid.
- Sadist Teacher: He's a waspish, bitchy sort, and reserves particular venom for Daniel when he is trying to set up a projector for his class in "Discos and Dragons".
Mr. Fleck (Steve Higgins)
- Cool Teacher: Easily amongst the nicest of the teachers at McKinley, he heads up the AV club that the Geeks enjoy thoroughly.
- Mentor Archetype: To the Geeks - he's more like a friend than a teacher.
- Seen It All: He reassures the Geeks on the high school hierarchy and how the lives will turn out for the jocks who bully them.Fleck: ...and yes, Mr. Jock who cleaned me out, I will have fries with that.