Pick a little, talk a little, pick a little, talk a little,
Cheep cheep cheep, talk a lot, pick a little more
A group of (usually) women
whose sole purpose in life seems to be gossiping about other people, since that's all they do whenever they are on screen, and you never hear any mention of what they might be doing when off-screen.
Often used for exposition, since they know the business of everybody
in town. They will say mean things
about different characters (and each other when they're apart), and if they get bored may come into the foreground and mess with the main characters' lives so that their gossip can be more interesting. They may be responsible for Gossip Evolution
. In a Close-Knit Community
, they may account for the way everyone knows about everyone else.
Usually almost completely the same in terms of personality, so that their lines are completely interchangeable. The only reason that there's more than one is so they have somebody to talk to. Often they won't be named, or only the leader will be named.
Chances are, if your work is set in Victorian times, these characters will show up. Are often members of a Girl Posse
, if the action is set in a high school. Sometimes serve as a Greek Chorus
. Compare Those Two Guys
and Chatty Hairdresser
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Anime and Manga
- One Astro City story is about an alien spy disguised as a human, gathering information on humanity in preparation for a full-scale invasion. He slowly begins to believe humanity is Not So Different from his own species, and is prepared to call off the invasion, but the group of Gossipy Hens he has to live near bug him to the point where he changes his mind and tells his superiors to proceed with the invasion.
- The classic horror comic "Mister Mystery" gives us a particularly nasty trio in the appropriately titled "The Gossips!". This being a horror comic, the title gossips get a gory Karmic Death at the end.
- A heavy portion of the young women in Archie Comics, if not all of them. One comic even has them ace a history test after following Betty's Crazy Enough to Work advice to gossip about the historical figures in preparation.
- Male version : the four old Corsicans sitting on a bench in Astérix in Corsica.
- In X-Men fanfic Mutatis Mutandis by Artemis's Liege there are the male students Xavier's Academy.
Manuel: One of Jamie's dupes overheard Ms. Munroe telling Ms. Grey, who told Bobby, who told Julio, who told Scott, who told Kurt, who told Shola, who told me.
- Petunia Dursley of Harry Potter fame is pretty much one of these without a second to gossip at.
- A bunch of different characters in Jane Austen novels.
- In Discworld, Vimes refers to these as "interchangeable Emmas". They also showed up at Susan's boarding school.
- The less-developed characters among the UU wizards (i.e. the Chair, Lecturer and Wrangler) sometimes act like Gossipy Roosters, as their non-stop nattering, bickering, and reminiscing provides a sort of background accompaniment to whatever practical task Ridcully and Ponder are working on (or whatever the Dean and Bursar are messing up).
- Gone with the Wind has quite a few of these, with Mrs. Merriwhether, Mrs. Meade and Mrs. Elsing filling the main part of the hens. However, a lot of other characters in the book can be considered gossipy hens as well, including Scarlett and Melanie.
- Hans Christian Andersen's story "It's Perfectly True" has literal hens, though other animals who hang around the henhouses, including owls and pigeons, play their part in the Gossip Evolution.
- A group of these gets a character to tell the story of Their Eyes Were Watching God to a friend.
- Various female characters from L. M. Montgomery; for example, the women at the Ladies' Aid quilting bee in Anne of Ingleside.
- Agatha Christie's Murder At The Vicarage had three old ladies (the "old pussies") who seemed like this. One of them turned out to be sharper than she looked - her name? Miss Jane Marple.
- In Brian Aldiss' Non-Stop, Roy encounters a group of Gossipy Hens in Quarters. The fragmented bits of sniping he overhears are part of a breakthrough he has regarding the inward-turned and purposeless nature of his community and his need to go on his Hero's Journey.
- There's an old (and rather sexist) nursery rhyme about the "gossips of the village" sitting around sipping tea and ignoring everything but their gab session.
- The above mentioned old ladies that wonder if Meg is a Gold Digger in training in Little Women. It doesn't happen in the Christmas Party, though, but in the Moffat's household; Meg overhears them and manages to pull herself together a bit, but breaks down crying when in bed.
- The Puritans, especially the women, in the first few chapters of The Scarlet Letter.
- Pretty much everyone in the small town near to Heidi and her grandpa's cabin. In fact, some adaptations have one tagging along Aunt Dete for a while so she can go Mr. Exposition mode and explain both why is the old man living alone up there and why she's taking Heidi to live with him.
- The 'nestie bodies' in The House With The Green Shutters, a very rare very vicious all-male example.
- The society ladies of N____ in Dead Souls, especially those two in chapter #9.
- In the second part of French novel Reine: my priest and my uncle, main character Reine is attending a ball and overhears a trio of old ladies talking about how Reine's love interest, Paul de Conprat, may be getting engaged to her cousin Blanche. Reine is so shaken that she suffers an Heroic BSOD, which thankfully isn't very serious. Bad thing: the ladies were right.
- Everybody, regardless of gender, in The Rules of Attraction. And most characters in Less Than Zero. And in Glamorama. Can't forget American Psycho. Anything written by Bret Easton Ellis, really.
- Miss Stephanie Crawford from To Kill a Mockingbird.
Live Action TV
- The View. Taken literally on one MADtv sketch.
- The pepperpots from Monty Python's Flying Circus.
- Mrs. Beeker and the other block ladies on 7th Heaven, though Mrs. Beeker herself was able to put it away early in season 4...and again in season 5 after Mary was Put on a Bus and the Camdens caught her in the act.
- Last of the Summer Wine. The format in the late 80s and 90s was essentially that halfway through the episode, the ladies would meet up to discuss the men's latest Zany Scheme, sometimes including Gossip Evolution. The punchline was that they would all drink their tea simultaneously.
- The Evil Duo of Sarah O'Brien and Thomas Barrow on Downton Abbey.
- The Gossip Girls sketches on Hee Haw.
- Community has Jeff and Shirley being this for an episode
- The Misses Enid and Eulalia from This Hour Has 22 Minutes, and their predecessors, the two Margs from Codco.
- Taken quite literally in Big Barn Barn: As the theme song says, the Mrs. Chickens "gossip, gossip all day long."
- Gilmore Girls brings you Miss Patty and Babette. When Luke and Lorelai are in the early stages of their relationship, she wonders how Miss Patty and Babette haven't heard about it yet.
- Every soap opera has at least one.
- The main characters of Devious Maids, especially since they work for the Beverly Hills elite.
- There was an episode of "I Love Lucy" titled "The Gossip."
- Hilariously and mercilessly parodied in the song "La Vieja Julia" ("Old woman Julia") by the Chilean group Los Hijos de Putre. The title is also a Punny Name, since "la vieja Julia" sounds kinda like "la vieja culiá", which is a... very rude slang expression to refer to old women in Chile, alluding to how the narrator hates the old lady named Julia because she meddles in everything, talks shit about everyone and acts double-faced.
- In the video for Taylor Swift's "White Horse", she learns about her boyfriend's infidelity through her best friend.
- Two coworkers whisper about her in the cafeteria in the "Ours" music video.
- The "posse" in the comic strip Zits.
- Susanita from Mafalda is a Hen in training. When she's not rambling about the many sons she'll have when she grows up, of course.
- To make things worse (or funnier), Susanita's House Wife mother is exactly the same way. So much that even Susanita gets embarrassed when she spreads gossip in front of her and her friends.
'Mrs. Chirusi (talking on the phone when the kids are playing): "Elvira told me all about Mecha and her husband, and I swear that looking back on it's fascina~ting!"
Kids *stop playing and stare at her*
Susanita: *looks like she wants to die*
- Annie from Little Orphan Annie has encountered her fair share of them.
- There are two old women who, along with a daughter, do this in Shadow Of Destiny.
- Coco in Riviera: The Promised Land has dialogue consisting almost entirely of gossip about Fia and Lina. One of the voiced dramas features a mixed-gender group gossiping about Malice's parents.
- The trio of housewives in Harvest Moon: [More] Friends of Mineral Town get together every day just to gossip.
- The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker gives us Pompie and Vera, who seem to love gossiping about anything, particularly the local photographer. Also, there are two little girls who carry on in the same manner.
- The NPC student body of Dept Heaven Apocrypha tend to act this way at times. Seth, Meria, and Cierra got the worst of it, though...
- The Gmod Idiot Box parodies this in Episode 5, with the two women in the store and later the one with her cell phone, who it seems the only sound they can make is chicken-clucking noises. They continue to do this even after their "conversation" partner is gone.
- Lulu Milton from the online game Gardens of Time. Several gold-unlockable scenes are dedicated to her chatting and gossiping about the game's Love Dodecahedron, and she's referred to as "gossipmonger" and the "gossip girl" of the group.
- A historical example: Eustace Chapuys, Imperial ambassador to the court of Henry VIII, went far beyond the requirements of his job to pass on every hint of gossip traveling through the Tudor court, no matter how far-fetched. Even among professional historians he's sometimes referred to as the "King of Gossip".
- Hair salons are like a gossip congregation.
- High School girls, especially if they're part of a Girl Posse.
- Not just girls: guys of all ages can also be scaringly gossip happy when they want to.
- There are numerous WWII era propaganda posters ("Loose lips sink ships!") about how careless gossiping may cause deaths of soldiers because of spies. Almost all the posters depict women.
- 2Ch Tanuki. Not Always Female (since it's a Visual Kei related community, expect G.I.R.L. to be in full effect as well as the occasional rocker wandering in to defend himself or bash someone else along with the Fan Girls doing it). If you want the latest in Visual Kei gossip, go there - but beware that the level of truth can vary from 100 percent true to absolute Blatant Lies.
- Pretty much anyone who works in entertainement-related media, specially if they're celebrities and/or reporters commenting on the latest celebrities scandals.