Funny / Freaks and Geeks

  • Frequent examples of Mr. and Mrs. Weir Comically Missing the Point. From "Tricks and Treats:"
    Mr Weir: Who did this to you?
    Sam: (pointedly looking at Lindsay, who egged him) Just some freaks.
    Mrs. Weir: Freaks? You mean like circus freaks?
    Mr. Weir: Jean, I don't think there's bearded ladies running around throwing eggs at kids. He means hippies.
  • From "Dead Dogs and Gym Teachers", we have Nick's hilariously awful love song for Lindsay, 'Lady L', followed by Ken doing him a favour.
  • Bill's "sexy dance"
  • Daniel's Punk hair.
  • Lindsey stoned. She says God isn't logical and then gets paranoid that she just exists in the dream of the dog of the people whose children she is babysitting.
  • This conversation from "The Garage Door:"
    Neil: I woke up this morning and guess what I found on the edge of my bed?
    Bill: A turd?
    Bill: Ew, gross.
  • Bill's Halloween costume.
  • Lindsay's first party. Sam, Bill and Neil swap the keg with a non-alcoholic one. Everyone acts wasted anyway.
    Sam: Ken, it's okay, it's not real beer.
    Ken: I know. I've won 87 bucks at quarters.
  • Lindsay's "Sam, you have a beautiful body" speech.
  • Nick's skimpy briefs, seen when he stays with the Weirs.
  • Lindsay bursting into laughter in "Tests and Breasts" after hearing Daniel tell the adults in the room a big sob story about how he was told he was dumb as a child. She's laughing because she fell for the same sob story earlier. The adults have no idea what's going on and think she's high.
  • "Screw you, I'm hilarious."
  • Neil playing Spin the Bottle. It lands on Bill every time, even after Neil makes him change places with someone else.