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Welcome. Welcome one and all. Welcome to the place of eternal love and joy.

All yee who were Lawful Good, Neutral Good, Chaotic Good or in some way helped promote happiness and propagated kindness and virtue among mankind are welcome here. I am the Greater-Scope Paragon, and I and the share-holders at Trope Co.® are happy to inform you that while you are now dead, you have earned yourself a place in the afterlife where all good-things flow.

Paradise. Paradiso. Jannah. Elysium. Valhalla. Takamagahara. The Good Place. Your Happy Place made real. The Crown-Jewel in the Entirety of Eternity and Infinity. Heaven, man! You're in Heaven! Every good thing about Heaven you heard of is true and every bad thing is false! Do I sound excited?! I'm excited!

We here at TV Tropes have ensured that everything you could ever want for the rest of eternity can be provided for you. Just list your name and list of requests down below and we will ensure it will be provided. If you have any questions, simply ask Janet and she'll take care of everything!


What would you like your own personal Heaven to be like?

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     Blaze-On-Fire 
  • I'd be able to play any game on my Nintendo Switch and laptop, regardless of generation, what platform it was made for, regional exclusivity, etc.
    • Same applies to books, tv shows, movies and really any other type of media. For example I would have a streaming service that has every single show and movie.
      • I also would not have to pay for any piece of media, in fact money would not be needed for anything.
  • Electronics cannot be broken, bricked, or infected with viruses, no matter how much you try.
  • I could eat and drink whatever I want in whatever quantity I want. Weight gain? Never heard of her!
  • Adobe Flash Player would still be around.
  • I would not have to sleep, but I can if I want to. In which case I can wake up whenever I want to and still feel refreshed.
  • It would always be at a reasonable temperature (in the range between 60 to 75 Fahrenheit), even during the summer. Looking at you Arizona...
  • I would have a reasonable ammount of courage and confidence, enough to let me live my life (or rather afterlife) without fear of judgement, criticism, and failure.
  • All of my friends, family members, and pets would be there once they pass on, and they all receive the same blessings that I have.
    • And even before they die I could still communicate with them at any time.
  • Anything I draw comes out exactly how I want it to, and I'd be able to draw them quickly and still be at high quality.
  • All kinds of monsters and fantasy creatures exist
  • Evil wouldn't exactly be non-existent per-se but anyone who does do wicked deeds ALWAYS get their needed just desserts
  • Characters across my favorite media live together alongside me in (somewhat) harmony
  • Epic Mickey would get a third game where we finally get to rescue Gremlin Prescott from the Petes.
    • And/or better yet a remake of the first game that uses some of the unused concepts
  • My bedroom would be both comfortable and stylish and would include but not limited to:
    • Neon and LED lights,
    • A king sized bed with the most snug blankets and pillows (that I can adjust the temperature of)
    • Posters of all of my favorite media
    • A wide screen tv, but one that has the aesthetic of those character-based CRT televisons from the 2000s. Said TV can also switch to a CRT TV mode on the fly for the authentic 2000s experience.
    • Plushies of whatever character I want.
  • I would never get migraines ever again, they suck.
  • MySims Agents' originally shelved sequel would be revived and released.
  • Poptropica would have all the old islands back.
  • Any idea I have for a game, show, movie, etc becomes realized and released (ex: I always wanted the Kirby franchise to get an RPG spinoff).
  • I would have full access to Wizard101and Pirate101, none of that "pay-to-progress" bullcrap.
    • And really all matter of Freemium, Microtransactions and membership based systems in video games would be straight-up nonexistent here.

     bpants98 
  • Money would no longer be required for any goods or services.
  • Warner Bros.' LEGO Movie franchise would continue to thrive and I'd finally get to see LEGO Superfriends and The Billion Brick Race.
  • Heaven would have its own version of YouTube with none of the problems it normally has.
  • I'd have infinite storage space for all my stuff.

     dynamicDiscovery 
  • I'd never have to shave, brush, or floss.
  • I'd get to hang out, cuddle, and play any sports and other games with any fictional characters I want.
  • I'd be able to instantly fix any significant flaws of any piece of media, however I see fit.
  • I'd be capable of waterbending, as well as two of its subsets.
  • Various different outdoor landscapes would be around, with beautiful creatures such as bugs, hummingbirds, and Rain World's lizardsnote .
  • I'd never feel strongly unsatisfied, dreadful, or disgusted. Ever.note 
  • Anything I eat, plant or animal material, will have whatever taste and texture I idealize it to have. No more picky eating!

     EvilerThanThou 
  • Getting to play a copy of Spyro: Enter the Dragonfly from an alternate universe where it was not only given enough time to be finished properly, but it has everything good from the original PS1 Spyro trilogy and dials it up to eleven.
  • There are no STDs or unwanted pregnancies and there is an entire planet you can go to if you ever want to participate in all the free sex you could ever desire.
  • I can shapeshift into anyone or anything.
  • Getting to see Revenge of the Old Queen with the original cast of The Rocky Horror Picture Show playing their respective parts.
  • Pain does not exist. Anything that would translate as "painful" in any way - like an in-grown toe-nail or falling off of a cliff - is not only completely harmless to you, but it gives you an endorphin rush. The more severe the would-be pain, the more pleasurable it feels. Sometimes I would go to Fólkvangr and play-fight with the vikings there with this in-mind.
  • Getting to see a Golden Ending to Life Is Strange where Max was able to prevent the storm from destroying Arcadia Bay and still being able to live Happily Ever After with Chloe.
  • Having a threeway with Astrid and Wulfhild from A Thing of Vikings.
  • Having a devil's threeway with Hippie Jesus and Freyra.
  • All Coca-Cola is the Mexican kind that comes in glass bottles. All of the caps are twist-on caps and it never goes warm or flat.
  • Getting to listen to the lost recording of Tim Curry auditioning for the part of The Joker for Batman: The Animated Series.
  • There is an area in Heaven where every animal that ever existed live and they are all completely harmless. I would go to a place where I could lounge about with a pride of lions and cuddle with the cubs and then go play on a beach swarming with baby seals that want nothing more than to be petted.
  • All clowns are harmless Non-Ironic Clowns. Even the Monster Clowns are just Non-Ironic Clowns with a creative Goth design.
  • You can have all the alcohol (and it can be any kind) you want. You can get drunk but there are no hangovers and you can will yourself into sobriety if being drunk gets old.

     Mitsy 56 
  • You can find tons of Nickelodeon VHS tapes at the local Goodwill
  • The entire world either has a Frutiger Aero aesthetic or a late 80's aesthetic.
  • You can buy Jack Stauber merchandise at the local Hot Topic or Spencers.
  • All the cats are orange Manxes
  • Shopping malls aren't absolutely dead.
  • Wired earbuds won't break
  • There's an entire store dedicated to sweaters.
  • My Big Cups is a real store.
  • Spotify won't play the same song 4 times over the course of an hour.

     Noodle Suarez 
  • No one has to poop or pee, and you can eat whatever and not get sick.
  • No evil, except for little gremlins, or mooks you have to fight and boss battles, to keep things interesting.
—You could choose your occupation/RPG class and go on journeys to keep busy.
  • You can be whatever gender you identify as, and look how you want.
  • You are healed from your trauma.
  • It looks woodsy and full of mountains, like Lincoln, New Hampshire.
  • Everyone gets along, even if they are not super close.
  • No one gets hurt except on journeys, but you can be healed easily.
  • You live in the house of your dreams (I'd live in a castle-treehouse hybrid).
  • You have superpowers of your own choosing.
  • Your pets that you have all had are there together!
— Same goes for your deceased relatives.
  • Illness? Never heard of her (except for maybe getting sick/poisoned on journeys).
  • Mystical creatures exist (naturally).
  • Either none of your enemies are there, or you have all made amends.
  • [[/spoiler Rape]] and murder don't exist.
  • You can create a romantic interest and marry them.
— Hell, you can have MULTIPLE ROMANTIC INTERESTS! ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
  • Your favorite fictional characters are real (and you can date them if you want).
— Your OCs are real!
  • Sit Down Shut Up got two more seasons and a movie.
  • King Arthur's Disasters got one-two more seasons, and a darker finale.
  • Figurines of every character you've ever wanted exist!

     Unicorndance 
  • I'd never have to sleep or go to the bathroom.
  • I'd be reunited with my Siamese Fighter Fish. R.I.P., Delta.
  • Everyone's really polite and nobody's kinky.
  • Moshi Monsters would be available again.
  • I'd be able to talk to fictional characters.
  • I'd be able to speak all languages.

     Whatactually 

Alternative Title(s): Welcome To Hell

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