Several years ago, a younger and physically-well Hector "Tio" Salamanca watches over two nephews, Leonel and Marco, as he talks on the phone about a South American "chicken man" that he is none too trusting of. Marco, the older of the two boys, breaks one of Leonel's toys, prompting the younger of the two brothers to complain to Tio, crying that he wants him dead. Tio calls Marco over to hand him a beer from a tub of icy water next to his chair. When Marco reaches in, Tio suddenly holds his head under the water and starts to drown him. Leonel, realizing that he never really wanted his brother to die, tries to pull Tio off, eventually punching him in the face and bloodying his nose.
With Tio's grip on Marco released, Leonel rushes to his brother's side as Tio looms over them, imparting on them a valuable lesson: "Family is all."
The two brothers would take this lesson to heart as they grew into men, sharing a bond with one another as they became the most dangerous assassins that cartel had in their employ. Now, they set their sights on Hank Schrader, the man who murdered their cousin Tuco.
Hank drives to Jesse's house. Jesse tells Hank that he has nothing on him, but Hank, flying into a rage over Jesse apparently knowing his wife's name and using her against him, brutally assaults Jesse, punching him repeatedly in the head and knocking him out. Hank stops short of beating Jesse to death when he realizes that he may have gone too far...
At the hospital, Saul takes a picture of Jesse's face, covered in bruises and cuts with one eye swollen shut, and gleefully calls the picture Jesse's "Get Out Of Jail Free" card. Walt arrives at the hospital, and is taken aback at the severity of Jesse's injuries. Jesse blames Walt for his predicament, so he tells Walt what he plans to do next: he would press charges against Hank and sue him for all he had, then haunt him for the rest of his days until he drives him to suicide. Not only that, but he was going to resume his own meth cooking operation, and if the DEA caught him, he'd confess to them about Walt. "You're my free pass...bitch..." Jesse finishes, leaving Walt and Saul unsure as to whether he can be reasoned with.
At the DEA's office, Hank makes a statement to his bosses about the RV and the junkyard, but invokes the Fifth Amendment when pressed about Jesse. One of the detectives tells Hank that Jesse plans to file charges, and takes a photograph of his bruised knuckles as evidence. Marie comes to accompany Hank as he leaves, holding him as he weeps in her arms during the elevator ride.
As the Cousins meet with an arms dealer, from whom they purchase Kevlar vests and receive a complimentary hollow-point bullet; Skyler visits Walt at his new condo and asks for his help in convincing Jesse not to press charges against Hank, worried that there would be blowback from Walt's vindictive associate. Afterwards, Walt heads to the superlab to work with Gale, but he becomes cross with Gale when he finds one of the vats was being cooked at the wrong temperature, thus ruining a batch of meth.
At home, Marie suggests to Hank that he tell his superiors that Jesse instigated a confrontation with him, but Hank refuses. Marie states that it was Jesse's word against Hank's; a low-life addict versus a long-time DEA agent. Hank, however, confides in Marie that he had been not well since his confrontation with Tuco, suffering panic attacks at an increasing rate; and is afraid that his career may be over...
Walt calls Gus and tells him that Gale is not working out as a lab partner. He suggests hiring Jesse, since the two had history and a "shorthand" that allowed them to work together perfectly. Gus is weary about hiring a drug addict, but Walt reminds him that when he was hired, he was told that the lab was his, and he knew how to run it.
Afterwards, Walt goes to the hospital to ask Jesse to join him at Gus's superlab. Jesse thinks Walt is simply trying to save Hank, but Walt tells him that they stand to make 1.5 million dollars each. Jesse refuses, telling Walt that ever since the two of them started working together, his life had gone to hell. In addition, he was still incensed about Walt criticizing his cook. Walt, letting go of his pride for a moment as he turns to leave, admits to Jesse that he was wrong: his cook was every bit as good as his.
In his car, Walt sits in contemplation. He hears his cellphone ring and answers it. After thinking over the offer for a moment, Jesse reconsiders: he agrees to be Walt's partner once again, simply telling him: "Fifty-fifty."
Back at the DEA, Hank admits to assaulting Jesse. When he refuses to amend his statement in any way that would cast him in a positive light, his boss states that he is on suspension without pay, and relinquish Hank of his gun and badge. On his way out, his boss tells him that word on the grapevine was that Jesse wouldn't pursue charges after all, which provides Hank with some relief.
After getting back into his SUV, Hank receives a call. The voice on the other end, distorted so as to hide the caller's identity, warns him that two assassins would come for him in one minute. Hank thinks he is being pranked at first, but scans the clock on his dashboard. A minute passes, and just as the caller warned, Marco and Leonel approach him. Leonel shoots at Hank, hitting him in the arm. Hank, left without a gun, backs his van into Leonel, crushing his legs between his rear fender and another car.
As Hank grabs Leonel's gun, Marco opens fire on him, hitting him in the side. An incapacitated Leonel tells Marco to "Finish him". As Marco searches for Hank, he silences an onlooker. He runs out of bullets however, and Hank gets the drop on him as he reloads, firing into his chest. Marco is unfazed, however: protected by his Kevlar vest, he reloads his gun and shoots Hank twice in the chest. Marco then looms over Hank, preparing to execute him, but stops.
"No...too easy..." Marco decides, and walks back to his car to retrieve his axe. As Marco walks away, Hank notices that he dropped his hollow point bullet when he was reloading earlier. Bleeding profusely and his hands shaking, Hank struggles to load the bullet into his gun. As Marco returns and raises his axe to kill him, Hank finally manages to load the bullet into the gun, takes aim, and fires, splattering Marco's brains across the pavement before passing out.
This episode contains examples of:
- Absurdly Sharp Blade: When Hank kills Marco with a headshot, the axe falls out of Marco's hands and cuts into the asphalt far enough to stay upright. It wasn't even swung downwards — it just fell about 7 feet and landed on the blade.
- Abusive Parents: Tio beats the "family is all" mantra into his nephews by holding Marco's head underwater and forcing Leonel to save him.
- Arms Dealer: A genial yokel with a semi truck full of serious hardware who sells a couple of Bulletproof Vests, handguns and some hollow-point bullets to Leonel and Marco as they prepare for their assassination of Hank. They test his own vest out before paying up, but luckily for him he sells good merchandise.
- Artistic License Physics: As demonstrated by the truck driver/arms dealer, bulletproof vests do not make the wearer immune to bullets. A vest only stops penetrating injury- they do not counteract the high energy of an impacting round, which can easily break ribs and cause internal injury, as happens with the truck driver. When Hank empties five bullets into Marco with Leonel's gun - the same gun that was used to wound the arms dealer - Marco is barely fazed despite the fact that he just took five rapidly fired bullets to his upper chest. That many hits at such close range in such a small zone would have, at minimum, shattered several ribs and potentially punctured one or both lungs- both critical and incapacitating injuries. Realistically, Marco should then be unable to lift his pistol to shoot Hank in the chest twice, much less walk all the way back to his car and swing a heavy axe. Additionally, at least one bullet appears to impact Marco's clavicle and upper shoulder- both areas that are not protected by the vest.
- Ax-Crazy: When the Salamanca cousins ambush Hank, Marco refuses to shoot Hank in the face when he had the chance, choosing instead to go back to the car to get the axe. That decision works out about as well as it usually does, as Hank manages to get the drop with Leonel's gun before Marco gets a chance to axe him.
- Ballistic Discount: Subverted. The Salamanca cousins meet with a gun dealer and test out the Bulletproof Vests he's selling by shooting the one the dealer is already wearing. After checking to see that the bullet in fact did not penetrate through the vest, they actually pay the dealer and leave him groaning on the floor.
- Batman Gambit: Gus granting Leonel and Marco permission to go after Hank instead of Walt. This plays into Gus' plans perfectly: if Hank dies, the police turn up the heat on the cartel's operation, allowing Gus to corner the market; if the attack fails, Walt is safe, two of the cartel's biggest hitters are down, and Gus can force a sitdown.
- Bond Villain Stupidity: The show from this point would have probably gone much differently if Marco chose to just shoot the incapacitated Hank rather than return to his car to grab his axe and slowly walk back, dragging the ax head on the pavement. This, obviously, gives Hank time to get the bullet dropped from Marco's pocket and use it to shoot his would-be killer.
- Boom, Headshot!: Hank kills one of the Salamanca twins, Marco, with a hollow-point bullet to the head.
- Bulletproof Vest: The Cousins purchase a pair from an illegal arms dealer. Played realistically: one of them shoots the dealer in the chest to test the vests — he survives, but one of his ribs is broken and he's left moaning in pain as the Cousins walk away.
- Call-Forward: The wooden chair on which Hector "Tio" Salamanca is sitting in the flashback strangely looks like a wheelchair, foreshadowing his future handicap.
- Camera Abuse: When Hank kills one of the twins, brain matter from the exit wound hits the camera lens.
- Car Fu: Hank cripples one of the Cousins, Leonel, with it, with just one minute's warning.
- Chekhov's Gun: The hollow-point "on the house" bullet that the Cousins got from the arms dealer is used by Hank to kill Marco.
- Conspicuously Public Assassination: The Cousins' attack on Hank is in broad daylight in a public parking lot, and at least one bystander is killed in the crossfire.
- Contrived Coincidence: The vest-piercing bullet the arms dealer gives to one of the cousins is conveniently dropped by said cousin where Hank can reach it after the gun Hank is using runs out of bullets.
- Deadly Euphemism: When Jesse goes on the warpath and becomes determined to sue Hank, Saul warns Walt that, for their own sake, they may need to "talk options". He doesn't elaborate, but given the situation and other euphemisms he makes later in the series, his intent can be inferred...
- The Dog Bites Back: Season 3 has been less than kind to Hank, having him outwitted every time he gets a bit too close to the truth, deal with panic attacks from his shootout with Tuco, and generally put through one humiliating misstep after another. A recipe for Badass Decay, you might say, until he shows his grit and tenacity by taking out two of the coldest killers on the show.
- Double-Meaning Title:
- Tio suggests Marco has one minute to live as his head is dunked in icy cold water.
- Hank has one minute left until he is attacked by the Cousins.
- The arms dealer selling to the Cousins touts his hollow point bullets, saying they will "shred your mama's head like a cabbage". Three guesses as to how one of the Cousins dies, and with what kind of slug.
- Hank's condition before he kills Marco is exactly like the time he's injured in "Ozymandias". Sadly, this time he didn't survive.
- From Bad to Worse: Hank accepts the repercussions of assaulting Jesse and is suspended. He gives up his badge and gun. And later in after buying his wife some flowers... yup, the Salamanca cousins show up to murder him (but not without warning).
- Gory Discretion Shot: Hank messes Leonel's legs up something fierce, such that they had to be amputated in the next episode. The viewer can't see the extent of his injuries, but judging by Marco's reaction, it was pretty gnarly. A doctor in the following episode describes his femurs as felling like "a bag of wet gravel".
- Heroic Willpower: When the Salamanca brothers ambush Hank, he manages to reload his pistol and kill his assailant despite the fact that he'd just been shot multiple times.
- Hoist by His Own Petard: Marco is shot with the very hollow-point "Black Death" bullet that the arms dealer gave to him as a freebie.
- Just Following Orders: Tio takes Leonel's wish that Marco was dead (Marco had just broken Leonel's toy) to the extreme and begins drowning Marco in the cooler, responding to Leonel's shock by saying, "This is what you wanted!"
- Mistaken for Prank Call: At first, Hank fails to take the warning call that the Cousins are coming seriously, thinking it's a prank from Gomez. However, he is very clearly spooked judging by the panic on his face when scanning the parking lot.
- Motor Mouth: The Arms Dealer.
- My God, What Have I Done?: After a deception allows Walter and Jesse to elude him, Hank is enraged to the point of severe Police Brutality against Jesse. After he calms down, he is visibly horrified at his actions.
- No-Holds-Barred Beatdown: Hank is on the transmitting end in this trope to Jesse.
- Pretty Little Head Shots: Averted. Hank shooting Marco in the head leaves a pretty nasty looking exit wound◊.
- Shout-Out: While working with Walt in the lab, Gale quips "This might be the beginning of a beautiful friendship."
- Trunk Shot: When Marco is retrieving the axe from his car.
- Villainous Breakdown: After Hank discovers that news of Marie being in a car crash was faked (to allow Walt and Jesse to escape an RV they were hiding in), he tracks down Jesse at his house and assaults him, outraged that they knew some of his important personal details. He ends up being thrown out of the DEA as a result.
- Wham Episode: Hank beats up Jesse as revenge for an earlier Batman Gambit which made him think his wife had been in a car accident. After the beating Hank is disgraced by the DEA and has his badge and gun taken away. As he's about to leave work he gets a phone call claiming that the Cousins are coming to kill him, and that he has one minute before they arrive. In the following gunfight he is shot multiple times before managing to paralyse one of the cousins and kill the other, and the episode ends with all three men down.
- Why Don't You Just Shoot Him?: When Marco has Hank on the ground and helpless after shooting him, he looks as if he's about to put a final bullet in his head, but says "No. Too easy." His decision to finish Hank off using his axe gives Hank time to load his retrieved gun with the hollow-point bullet, and Marco takes that same bullet through the brain as he's about to bring the axe down.