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Suruga Kanbaru, Bakemonogatari

Time for school... a lesson in the school of life, eh?

Well a hush fell over the pool room, Jimmy come boppin' in off the street
And when the cuttin' was done the only part that wasn't bloody was the soles of the big man's feet
He'd been cut in 'bout a hundred places and he was shot in a couple more
And you'd better believe they sung a different kind of story when Big Jim hit the floor!
Jim Croce, "You Don't Mess Around With Jim"

Ah yes, I was wondering what would break first: your spirit, or your body!

You know, normally I hate to kick a guy when he's down on his luck, but... with you, I don't give a damn. You killed my friends and countless innocent bystanders, so don't expect any mercy.

Steely Dan: Please forgive me!
Jotaro: Ask for forgiveness from Enyaba, the woman you killed. We never had the intention of forgiving you in the first place.
Steely Dan: D-Dio paid me in advance... I'll give you that.
Jotaro: Good grief, You truly are the lowest scum in history. You can't pay back what you owe me, with money! ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA!

D'Arby: Please, mercy, I beg you! I've already given you back Kakyoin's soul, haven't I? It's like they say, no harm, no foul! We're good... right? Right? Right?
Jotaro: You want to know whether I'll forgive you, why don't you just do what you do best and read my mind? No! No! No! No! No! [...] Answer this. Will I hit you with my right fist or decide to deck you with my left? I'd love to know.
D'Arby: Well, since you're asking, you'll use... your right one?
Jotaro: No! No! No! No! No!
D'Arby: Then... your left?
Jotaro: No! No! No! No! No!
D'Arby: You're... not going to use both, are you?
Jotaro: Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! YES!
D'Arby: Are you going to do the "ORA ORA" thing?!

Giorno: That's right. I kept talking because I wanted to buy some time. The time I needed to make the bullet that went through your head earlier evolve and return to your wound. The piece that remained in your head lured the bullet and returned to become a stag beetle. When I aimed for the propellers, I imbued it with Gold Experience's life force, so that I could finish you for good. Whether you were dead or alive.
Cioccolata: (unintelligible) B-But you said... th-that if I stayed still... y-you wouldn't do anything.
Giorno: Know your place. Did you really think you'd be that lucky? For a piece of shit like you?
Cioccolata: Y... You sick bastard!

Tyler: Where'd you go, psycho boy?
Narrator: ...I felt like destroying something beautiful.

I don't understand...! How can this be happening to me... when I've absorbed God?! How can a mere human... a meager Alchemist... with his bare hands?!?
Father as he is receiving the beating of a lifetime from Edward Elric, Fullmetal Alchemist

There's no escape this time, Basil!
Professor Rattigan, The Great Mouse Detective

Bugs Bunny's Birthday Blowout! How about Bugs Bunny's Birthday BEATING?!

Mr. Larson: (after Shooter takes the gold jacket) Hey, I believe that's Mr. Gilmore's! (slow-mo) Raaahrrr! I will get you Shooter! (amidst beatings) Stay still!
Shooter McGavin: NOOOOO! (beatings continue)

Then all hell broke loose. It wasn't a trial. It wasn't even a lynching. It wasn't human.
The Gibbon, Marvel Apes

Chu: (trying to get up from the ground) Bastard...
Usopp: AH! Usopp Hammer! Usopp Hammer! Usopp Hammer! Usopp Hammer! Usopp Rubberband! Usopp Hammer! Usopp Hammer! Usopp Hammer! Usopp Hammer! Usopp Hammer! Usopp Hammer! USOPP HAMMER!

Hey, you know what really gets under my skin? Proverbially, of course? A century of wizards looking down their damn noses at me. Energy Drain! I know people think I'm stupid. Because I'm not a wizard. Because I get bored easily. Because I have no interest in strategy or tactics or contingency planning. Energy Drain! But see, I've learned a lot over the years since I died. A lot more than I learned during my life. And now I see that planning doesn't matter. Strategy doesn't matter. Only two things matter: Force in as great a concentration as you can manage, and style. And in a pinch, style can slide. Energy Drain! In any battle, there's always a level of force against which no tactics can succeed. For example, all I need to do is keep smacking you with Energy Drains, and soon you won't be able to cast any of your fancy spells at all. Energy Drain! Because yes, I am a sorcerer - and this magic is in my bones, not cribbed off of "Magic for Dummies." And I can keep casting the same friggin' spell at you until you roll over and die. You can have your finely-crafted watch - give me the sledgehammer to the face any day. ENERGY DRAIN!

Then I find [the Engineer], hiding by teleporter. I take his gun away from him. He tries to hit me with wrench So I take wrench away from him. I take his wrench and shove it down his throat, all the way down to the handle. Then I rip off all his fingers, one by one! Let's see you build toys NOW! (laughs) There is blood everywhere! And he is crying! (laughs) I think he cries out for mother, but... the wrench is stuck in his throat! And it sounds like (imitates a choking noise). Is this not the funniest thing?
The Heavy, Poker Night at the Inventorynote 

Looks like it's time for a sustained and brutal beating.
Frank Castle, The Punisher MAX, "The Slavers"

Get up.
Johnny Gat, repeatedly, Saints Row 2

If one of you try and violate me
You'll get a punch in your face with my front-door key
Punch in the neck with my back-door key
Box in the mouth with my X6 key
Box in the eye with the fob I use to log into my HSBC
Talk about banks, kill 'em with P's
Run up in yo girl's house with two of my G's
Get the money out, put the money in his mouth
Then suffocate man with about two G's
Suffocate man with about four G's
Suffocate man, then I might just breeze
I'll bury man two-foot shallow
Ain't got time to dig six feet deep
Jme, "Man Don't Care"

Ladies will tell you that fighting was only invented because men needed a way to measure their dongs when they were away from a ruler. But this fighting article is about something you can appreciate, girls: revenge. Sometimes combat is simply used as a way to tell your enemy that you thought about what they did and fuck them.

Give me your face!
Optimus Prime as he tears it off the Fallen, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

Your orders are simple: I punch, you suffer. Got it?
Wes Janson "duels" an Adumari nobleman, X-Wing Series: Starfighters of Adumar

And with that, she cracked a blow to Kara's face that broke her nose.
The static-shriek of pain in the telepathic plug was a sonata to Satan Girl. Smiling for the first time in minutes, she followed with another wallop, and another, and another. Four unanswered blows. Kara tried to resist, but her defense was fading.
Satan Girl pounded her. Over and over again.
Satan Girl hesitated. She had been laying into Supergirl like a butcher on a steer. But she had been so busy in her fantasy that she had taken no notice of what she had really done.
Supergirl was not moving.
Satan Girl smashed her a few more times, just to make sure. Then she listened for a heartbeat.

Morty, Layer Cake

I'm going to start beating you now. I don't know when I'll stop.

I'm gonna break your arms. I'm gonna break your legs. I'm gonna break your neck. What you hear is excitement.


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