History Quotes / NoHoldsBarredBeatdown

'''Giorno/Gold Experience''': '''''MUDAAAAAAAAA!'''''

''[Cue '''seven pages''' of Giorno beating the ever-loving tar out of Chocolatta]''\\

->''You know, normally I hate to kick a guy when he's down on his luck, but... with you, I don't give a damn. You killed my friends and countless innocent bystanders, so don't expect any mercy.''

->'''Steely Dan''': Please, I beg of you! Forgive me!\\
'''Jotaro''': Ask for forgiveness from Enya, the woman you killed. But as for me, I never had the ''slightest intention'' of forgiving you.\\
'''Steely Dan''': [[OhCrap D-Dio paid me to cause this madness... you can have it all!]]\\
'''Jotaro''': Good grief... I know this is blatantly obvious, but you really are a piece of work. What you owe me... ''can never be paid back with money!''\\

->'''D'Arby''': Please, mercy, I beg you! I've already given you back Kakyoin's soul, haven't I? It's like they say, no harm, no foul! We're good... right? Right? ''Right?''\\
'''Jotaro''': You want to know whether I'll forgive you, why don't you just do what you do best and read my mind? ''No! No! No! No! No!'' [...] Answer this. Will I hit you with my right fist or decide to deck you with my left? I'd love to know.\\
'''D'Arby''': Well, since you're asking, you'll use... your right one?\\
'''Jotaro''': ''No! No! No! No! No!''\\
'''D'Arby''': Then... your left?\\
'''Jotaro''': ''No! No! No! No! No!''\\
'''D'Arby''': You're... not going to use ''both'', are you?\\
'''Jotaro''': ''Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! YES!''\\
'''D'Arby''': Are you going to do the "ORA ORA" thing?!\\
'''Joseph''': '''YES! YES! YES! [[FacePalm Oh my God]]....'''\\

'''Narrator''': D'Arby Younger, out of commission!

-->--'''Abby Anderson''', ''[[VideoGame/TheLastOfUsPartII]]''

You stupid, old man. You don't get to rush this.

->''[[VillainousBreakdown There's no escape]] ''[[VillainousBreakdown this]]'' [[VillainousBreakdown time, Basil!]]''

'''Giorno''': Oh, give me a break. If you thought I was being serious, then you're the worthless fool. I don't spare pieces of shit!\\

-->-- '''Suruga Kanbaru''', ''LightNovel/{{Bakemonogatari}}''

'''Cioccolata''': Rah... What did you just call me!?\\
'''Giorno/Gold Experience''': '''MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA! MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA! MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA! MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA!''' '''''WRYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!''''' '''MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA--'''\\

->''There's no escape ''this'' time, Basil!''
-->-- '''Professor Rattigan''', ''WesternAnimation/TheGreatMouseDetective''

->'''Mr. Larson:''' (''after Shooter takes the gold jacket'') Hey, I believe that's Mr. Gilmore's! (''slow-mo'') Raaahrrr! I will get you Shooter! (''amidst beatings'') Stay still!\\

->;;Hey, you know what really gets under my skin? [[DemBones Proverbially, of course?]] A century of wizards looking down their damn noses at me. ''[[https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Energy_Drain_(Spell) Energy Drain!]]'' I know people think I'm stupid. Because I'm not a [[https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Wizard wizard]]. Because I get bored easily. Because I have no interest in strategy or tactics or contingency planning. ''[[CallingYourAttacks Energy Drain!]]'' But see, I've learned a lot over the years since I died. A lot more than I learned during my life. And now I see that planning doesn't matter. Strategy doesn't matter. Only two things matter: Force in as great a concentration as you can manage, and style. And in a pinch, style can slide. ''[[PunctuatedPounding Energy Drain!]]'' In any battle, there's always a level of force against which no tactics can succeed. For example, all I need to do is keep smacking you with Energy Drains, and soon you won't be able to cast any of your fancy spells at all. ''Energy Drain!'' Because yes, I am a [[https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Sorcerer sorcerer]] - and this magic is in my bones, not cribbed off of "Magic for Dummies." [[WhenAllYouHaveIsAHammer And I can keep casting the same friggin' spell at you until you roll over and die.]] You can have your finely-crafted watch - give me the sledgehammer to the face any day. ''ENERGY DRAIN!

-->-- '''Master Jiraiya''' ''Manga/{{Naruto}}''

'''Superman:''' "You're right, Zod! I can't take your life-- much as I'm tempted! But my code does not say a damn thing-- about not battering you to within an inch of it!! Murderer!!''" (thinking) ''And there are moments... When I think I should chuck that code altogether...!

-->--'''Batman''', ''WesternAnimation/RobotChicken'', ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eargrlvfc14 remembering]] [[ThouShaltNotKill his one rule]] after having punched the Joker's face into a bloody mess]]''