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  • 10 Things WWE Wants You To Forget About Ric Flair
    "Ric Flair retired from professional wrestling in 2008 after his excellent retirement match against Shawn Michaels at WrestleMania XXIV. However, after years of living his gimmick as the jet flying, Rolex watch buying, tax avoiding, credit destroy...ed-ding..., h—yeah..."
  • 15 Worst Physiques In WWE History (with Rikishi at no. 6)
    "On his wrestling résumé, under skills, he just puts the word "ass"; in brackets, "all about that", close brackets."
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  • Speaking of physiques, 10 Times Vince McMahon Loved Big, Sweaty Men all because of King Ross. The intro alone is one hell of an Ear Worm.
  • 10 Wrestling Moves WWE Banned For Being Too Dangerous: Adam Blampied discusses no. 8, the Curb Stomp.
    "It was seen as, quotation marks, "too dangerous", quotation marks, for the kids at home."
  • Similarly, 10 Wrestling Moves That Could Legit Kill You: Adam Blampied gives an accurate summation of Goldust's Shattered Dreams:
    "Now, let's make one thing very clear: the idea of someone taking a running punt at my flobberdobber makes me upset with a totality I find hard to express. This noise best sums it up: NYAAAAAWAYFROMMYTOTS."
    "Plus, of all the ways to die... a fat guy sitting on you. If that happens to me, lie to my mother and tell her I died doing something more dignified, like erotic asphyxiation."
  • Adam Blampied's rhyming names for the WWE or WWE events, that usually namedrop Vince McMahon.
    • "Vince's House of Winces"
    • "Vince McMahon's Punchbox Lunch Box"
    • "Vince McMahon's Tan 'n Slam Caravan" or "Vince McMahon's Grapple Van"
    • "Sweaty Vincent's Muscled Contingent"
    • "Vince's Company of Rugged Thuggery"
    • "Vinnie Mac's Attack Shack"
    • "Dr. Vinnie's Hussle and Tussle Kerfuffle"
    • "Big Vincent's House of Incidents"
    • "Vince's Thump 'n Bump Company"
    • "Vince's Community of Violent Impunity"
    • "Vince's Marketplace of Kicks to the Face"
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    • "Two for WrestleMania: "The Glittering Meat and Fireworks Circus", and "The Momentous 'Momentum of Moments' Moment"
  • 10 Things WWE Wants You To Forget About Kane
    "Kane (wearing a welding mask for some reason) tried to get John Cena to turn bad, which is like trying to get a boat to turn chocolate."
  • "10 Things WWE Wants You To Forget About The Rock": Adam discusses The Rock's gynecomastia surgery:
    "The Rock having breast reduction surgery is not funny. It's not funny. Don't laugh. The Rock having breast reduction surgery is not funny. Stop laughing. It's not funny."
  • Any time Adam takes a shot at Vince McMahon, most notably calling him "Madder than a Sex frog".
  • Adam getting distracted by Shawn Michaels Playgirl photo until Bingley snaps him out of it.
  • 10 Most Protected Finishing Moves In WWE: Adam talking about Randy Orton's punt kick.
    "It put Batista on the shelf, Foley, John Cena's dad, titans of the industry, all of them, and it hurt Husky Harris so much, he went mental and became Bray Wyatt."
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  • A brief but hilarious Visual Pun in the introduction to "10 Things WWE Wants You To Forget About Bayley"- while Simon was describing how Bayley had been "dragged over the coals" by poor booking, a quick animation played of a giant hand pulling Bayley across a bed of hot coals, with the heads of Michael Cole and Adam Cole sticking out of it.

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