Funny: Atop The Fourth Wall 2012 Episodes
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Marville # 1
- Linkara's rant regarding the new name of planet Earth.
Linkara: You fool! You've ruined the brand name recognition of Earth! "Earth" stays crunchy even in milk! Nobody knows a thing about "AOLon!"
- Ted Turner's plan of saving the world from asteroids? "CAPTAAAIN PLAAANET! CAPTAAAIN PLAAANET!"
- Linkara saying that Smallville was a show that lasted ten years too long.
- After Linkara realized that the comic's "plot" was beginning to sound like something The Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past From the Future would come up with:
The Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past From the Future: And then in the year 5002, Ted Turner and Jane Fonda sent their infant son of eighteen years back to the present in a time machine made of Playstation 1 parts!
: You've been drinking again, haven't you?
The Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past From the Future: Shut up, you're not the boss of me!
- ALAN GREENSPAN! DOESN'T! WORK THAT WAY! Wow, that's a new one.
- "$500 bucks? What the hell show are they going to see? Given this was Marvel, I'd think this was Spider-Man: Turn Off The Dark. Buuut, given the humor level of this thing, I think we really know what's really playing in that theater."
1975 Musical Superman
: Hi there America and friendly nations everywhere, glad we could get together.
- Playing "Save Me" over the title card. And the credits, complete with deconstructing the unfunny joke explaining from the comic. ("It's funny because I'm using the theme from Smallville when it has nothing to do with Smallville! LAUGH!")
- Linkara's response when Ted Turner makes a mean spirited jab that DC Comics couldn't make a decent book, clearly based on the writer, Bill Jemas' own opinion.
Miller Time: Robocop vs. the Terminator # 1
- Linkara suggesting that Skynet caused Judgment Day after discovering the existence of three live-action Alvin and the Chipmunks films
- This exchange:
Narration Box: She waits. A bird calls out. Then another. Soon it's a chorus. It takes her a full minute to recognize the sound for what it is. And she cries.
: (as the female time traveler) Why? Why are the birds singing "My Humps
- Linkara imitating RoboCop giving the Miranda Rights to the thugs he just killed.
Linkara (as RoboCop): You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. Do you understand this?
Linkara (as dead thug): (is slumped over, his tongue sticking out)
Linkara (as RoboCop): Don't make faces at me, creep; we can use that against you, too.
- The Stinger. Oh, my god the stinger. Linkara puts great usage of the scene with RoboCop going to handle the mayor problem with this exchanged:
Lt. Hedgecock: Okay, Miller! Don't hurt the mayor! We'll give you what you want!
(Cut to The T-800 inside his motel room, going through a list of commands filled with curses
The T-800: Fuck you, asshole.
Lt. Hedgecock: Okay!
Revenge of AT4W Live!
- "For all these kids know, they're just buying a box with weights inside of it. You know, like the Jaguar CD!"
- Making the "demonic" Feka employee sympathetic by describing him with an eye condition that is unfairly vilified thanks to Johnny Turbo.
- "Worst evil demon salesman ever! (audience member shouts "besides Ocean Marketing") Besides Ocean Marketing."
- Doing a Hulk Hogan impression when Johnny Turbo does a wrestler-esque threat.
- "Hey gamers! Even though most of my time is spent jackin' up those Feka goons..."
- He starts by giving the backstory on the Turbo Duo, a system that could run both cartridges and CDs without any add-ons. "And that's a great idea. The problem is how they decided to advertise it." (silently points to the comic as the audience cracks up)
- All the jabs Linkara makes at himself
- Someone in the audience asks "Are you a man, or a Muppet?", clearly wanting Linkara to do his "I am a man" meme. But first he does a "puppet arms" routine.
- "By the way, I couldn't help but notice the lovely skull decorations on this guy's [Feka's tsar] curtains in his office."
- This interruption:
Linkara: At least I assume you have games. Otherwise, what are you giving those kids for free, blank CDs?
Audience member: C+C Music Factory!
Another audience member: Those bastards!
Linkara cracks up
- "We open at the Feka offices." *starts singing the Imperial March, which encourages the audience to sing along*
- Linkara commenting on Feka's master plan:
Linkara: Step one - sell game system. Step two - advertise game system to sell more! It's nefarious!
Audience member: Step 3: Profit!
Brute Force # 3
15 Things Wrong With Identity Crisis
- Showing us what was going on in Batman's mind as they were mind-wiping him.
- Sherlock Oan.
"Based on the evidence you provided, with the cast of characters, the relative powers and abilities of those within this universe, and all the clues that the story gives us, it is my professional opinion that... A Wizard Did It
Linkara: [deadpan] "A wizard did it."
Sherlock!Oan: [nods emphatically]
Linkara: "You're not a real detective, are you?"
Sherlock!Oan: "Oh my, no..."
Linkara: "I'm not getting my money back, am I?"
Sherlock!Oan: "Ha-ha, not a cent!"
- After explaining how Identity Crisis completely disregarded due process declares that Jack McCoy would not approve.
Jack McCoy: Just how far up your ass is your head?
- His demonstration as to how shoehorning in a Darker and Edgier backstory can fail... using his Miller Time pocket watch.
The New Guardians # 1
- Snowflame. Every last bit of him.
"Coffee is cocaine in liquid form!"
- Linkara is seemingly oblivious to the cocaine-powered man in his apartment at first. But then he finally acknowledges the man and his crazy statements, and treated it like it was nothing.
- "Yeah, evolution has dictated that our hair be on fire, our bodies replaced with circuitry, or that we should have really silly mustaches and over-sized earrings. Or we should be plants. "
- When he sees the Slifer Kitty Karry, he realizes that ancient Egypt is once again behind everything.
- After Hemogoblin eats the cat in the aformentioned Kitty Kase:
"Guy": (thinking) The man's an animal!
Linkara: (as "Guy") Damn it, Hemogoblin; what am I going to have for dinner now?!
- Snowflame running outside thinking snow is cocaine.
- "Snowflame is stealing your shoes!"
Linkara: (smiling) They grow up so fast.
- When Extraño points out that he has no idea what he, as a homosexual, is doing in a team whose main purpose is procreation. Linkara is so happy to see a comics pointing out it's own plotholes for him.
- and moments later, Floronic Man's "pedo grin"
Linkara: Who invited a supervillain to the team? It's going to be Doctor Light all over again.
- When Harbringer starts to angst about the fact she has no sexual experience. Linkara points out they if they are supposed to pass their genetic material, she doesn't needs to know more than the basics.
Gameboy # 2
- Linkara points out that the cover has Mario floating inside of a spacesuit's helmet while in outer space.
Linkara: Okay, I know I used this joke already in the last Gameboy review, but, I think it bears repeating here.
- All the references to the boys from the first issue being crazy/put in a funny farm.
- "We're being hijacked by bees, my god."
- "Hello Travelocity? I need tickets for 40 bees, a few octopi..."
- After the dark cloud around the World Trade Center in the first issue and the plane hijacking in this one, Linkara concludes the comic is trolling him.
- "He tells me to burn things!"
- Linkara attempting to figure out what happens if there were THREE Game Boys with Super Mario Land.
- The Stinger.
Double Feature ' 12 (Youngblood # 4 & Star Trek: The Search for Spock)
- Linkara, making a wrestling metaphor, admits he isn't much of a wrestling fan, getting most of his information from other sources. Cut to...
Spoony: Wrestle! WRESTLLLLEEEE!
- Drawing Comics the Marvel Way stated that drawing characters with their legs wide apart indicates excitement. Cut to Linkara, standing with his legs wide. "THIS IS EXCITING!"
- "Red-white-and-blue guy with a shield. Diehard is clearly a ripoff of.... Archie Comics' The Shield."
"So, so, it's totally not like any other character's shield. It's all computers and stuff. It's totally different. (beat) Shut up!"
- The best part is that he's holding a copy of Youngblood over his Captain America shield. Trying to hide the logo in the middle.
- On names:
Diehard: His name is John Prophet.
Linkara: Miss Jackson if you're nasty.
- His entire review of the Pitt prologue. Pretty much a minute-and-a-half of snark on fast forward.
"And nothing of value was lost."
- The scene at the start on the train:
Linkara!Street Thug: (to a random woman) It's skanks like you that make my bulbous knotty parts all tingly
Linkara: Human beings, even street thugs, do not talk like that
- Linkara sending Linksano off to engineering, then telling him if there was a radiation leak, not to be a hero. Linksano's response?
Linksano: Very little chance of that, I can assure you!
- "When Starfleet blows you up, they want you to know that it was with a quality Mark IV torpedo! Only cheapskates and Romulans use Mark I torpedoes!"
- "Was the Zombie Spock one of a kind, or a sign of the Zombie Apocalypse to come?"
- Bones' response to Kirk asking if he's going to shave: "Nah, I'm going back to the Disco Unabomber look. I thought it gave me character."
- When Kirk muses about how he feels "empty" without Spock:
Kirk: Almost as bad as the time Spock's brain went missing. (beat) Stop laughing, that really happened!
- "It is a great honor to stick fried pickles into my head."
- "My God, Leonard Nimoy must be high again! We're gonna find him completely naked, leaping from movie set to movie set, singing the 'Ballad of Bilbo Baggins'!"
- "This is Vulcan Space Traffic Control. We're...oh my God, that's a Klingon Bird-of-Prey! Shoot it down!"
- When McCoy is quoting Spock's last words:
Kirk: Dammit, Bones, stop quoting Spock!
Linkara: I get enough of it at conventions, I don't need it from you too!
- When Spock is regaining his memory:
Spock: And your name is...Doctor McCoy.
McCoy: That's right!
- Linkara and Pollo switching places at the end... Again.
Linkara: BEEP, BEEP. I AM A ROBOT.
Pollo: And yet, your arms work.
- Linkara defeating Vyce while imitating Kirk's defeat of Kruge.
Linkara: I! HAVE HAD! ENOUGH OF YOU!'
Mr. T # 1
Mr. T # 2
- Saying the comic is a rebuttal to "Rise Of Arsenal"
Roy Harper: "You guys just don't understand my pain. I-"
Mr. T: "Shut up fool! You take drugs, you're gonna see a zombie version of your daughter that tells you to burn things! I pity you, Roy Harper!"
- Linkara's reaction to the cover featuring Mr. T getting punched out by "Stare Roy"? To walk away from the futon, pace around for a bit, and walk back all while saying "No" a bunch.
- Even better is seeing Pollo, still in Linkara's Tom Servo watching the whole thing.
- His added reaction to the comic's cliffhanger ending where Mr. T is knocked out by the aforementioned Stare Roy, as he says "No" a bit more, even playing his DS while adding more to his "no-ing". He then makes up his own ending involving T faking defeat and beating Stare Roy, growing to giant size, joining up with The A-Team to stop the drug runners, and then singing a song about "friendship or whatever".
- When Mr. T confirms that he doesn't use guns, an "A-Team" clip is shown of him doing just that.
- Linkara's responce to Mr. T dangling Upchuck from a building:
Linkara: ...okay, I was wrong last episode; apparently Mr. T is Batman.
- The bloopers at the end.
- Spoony scolds Oreo for playing with her squeaky toy while "daddy's working"...and he doesn't even break character as Dr. Insano.
- All the dialogue between Ven and Kyle.
- Previously On 'Atop The Forth Wall'...
Doctor Insano: Do I look like I could sing as good as him?!
Masterthecreator: "And finally, Vincent E.L.!"
[with a gun to his own head
] "What? Me
?! Wow... Things are finally coming up Vincent!" [Leaps up, starts singing
] "All these years, and all this hard work, I've finally-" [Needle Scratch
] "Wait, I'm not a title card artist, I made the Atop the Forth Wall
Masterthecreator: "Oh? Oh well then we don't care about you."
Vincent: "WAIT!" [cut off]
- Marobot unwillingly talking to Snowflame: "Yes, I know you like cocaine. Who doesn't?"
- The return of the Mr. T Superpower Count.
Dr. Doom's Revenge
- His comment on the title's acronym of DDR.
- The moment when Spider-Man says he's sure the Avengers are busy. Cut to Thor and Iron Man watching My Little Pony.
Thor!kara: Verily, this show about ponies is quite entertaining!
- Dr. Doom hates Rock and roll.
- The fact that Linkara managed to say "the power of pink" without laughing.
- "Two muscle-bound superheroes in tight clothes, and tentacles. I don't even have to maker a joke at this point. You're all doing it right now on your own."
- Explaining that he was going to be playing the game as well as reading the comic, and then showing us some of the mind-numbingly dull gameplay to explain why it's not happening.
- Reaching the end of the comic, and faced with a cliffhanger tasking him to play the game in order to "Save Spidey, Cap, and America", Linkara excitedly decides to do so... and ends up getting bored by it.
Spider-Man: I'll go high!
Captain America: And I'll go low!
- "I'm Dr. Doom! I automatically know who's coming to thwart my plans!"
- "If the twist is that they're ghosts haunting Dr. Doom....I might have to reconsider not playing the game."
- Spider-Man acting like a valley girl and thinking that Captain America will ask him to the homecoming dance.
- Linkara's impersonations of former president George H.W. Bush.
- After Cap manages to knock out two mooks at once with his shield:
The Invincible Four of Kung Fu & Ninja # 1
- Linkara stating that the comic he is reading is something his friend Gordon would be an expert in. This then leads to Gordon calling Linkara over the phone and Linkara noting that he sounds like his voice is being dubbed over, and it is.
Linkara: *Picks up his phone.* Oh, it's, uh, my old friend Gordon. Hang on a second, I gotta take this. Hey, Gordon.
Gordon: Hello, Linkara, this is Gordon.
- "There are question marks just floating in the air! What the hell are they?" This with actual question marks floating next to him.
- "Hellooo, I'm Bob Slimy."
- And all follow up slime-related jokes.
- Linkara lamenting an antagonistic character's lack of genre savviness in threatening and racially abusing a black character:
"Dude, best not to wave your fist so close to him in a comic about ninjas and Kung-Fu. He's liable to bite your hand off in one move."
- His response to "advice" dispensed by a fourth wall breaking character of ambiguous species:
"Thanks... Purple rat demon."
- "Ah, yes, the most traditional of Kung-Fu weaponry. The umbrella."
- The post-credits stinger, where we see the Ninja-Style Dancer "fighting" against the Plaid Ninja, a representative of the Evil Ninja Empire mentioned earlier. It's as hilarious as it sounds.
- Linkara referring to one of the Mooks as "Krillin" and even including the "Krillin Owned Count" for when said mook makes a rather idiotic observation.
- Contrasting "real martial arts" with "Shane riding on Dustin's back".
Kamandi at Earth's End # 2
- Linkara points out how much the comic fails at geography...only for the camera to cutaway to Linksano in an insert obviously made after the fact, explaining that the comic was actually right and Linkara's outrage was totally wrong. Later on, back in the regular review, Linkara harps on how the creative team has no grasp of geography...and we cut back to Linksano looking incredibly uncomfortable.
- Even more embarrassing, he used this as his final insult to the comic at the end of the video, prompting him to dub in an argument between him and Linksano.
- Which ends with Linkara simply just decking Linksano after he gets called out on making mistakes in his insults directed at last week's comic (The Invincible Four of Kung-Fu and Ninja #1), particularly the "flaming spear tip".
- "Sorry two other ladies. You don't meet our definition of beautiful, so you're screwed."
Black Web # 1
Transformers Generation 2 # 1
Captain Tax Time # 1
Superman # 701
- Linkara's Running Gag of "Superman! Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound! Able to (something stupid or immoral!)"
- An unintentional one: when Superman stops to help some men fix a car, Linkara notes that Superman is glad to help people with problems "of all sizes, big and large." Made even funnier (this time intentionally so) when he apologizes for this slip in the subtitles: "Editing your script? What's that?"
- While on the topic:
Citizen: How do you know it's a damn fuel line?
Superman: Trust me, I know.
Linkara, in Superman's voice: I cut it myself.
- "Pardon me, citizen, but may I borrow a cup of drugs?"
- Almost all What the Hell, Hero? moments - his reactions are hialrous.
Bloodstrike # 1
- "All of a sudden, though, I get this weird feeling — like I'm doin' something I've done before — and I freeze up." "Oh jeez, the Taco Bell just hit me!"
- The epic rant about how we don't learn anything about anyone on the team, and the few hints at their backstories are interrupted. "Do they like piña coladas? Give me something!"
- "Great, I already used up the 'Great continuity!' clip."
- Repeatedly getting the comic's name wrong, given how similar all of Rob Liefeld's work is.
- His imitation of General Patton,whose speech he altered in the form of a Take That to Liefeld.
- 90's Kid gets one in the Stinger, too!
90's Kid: I love it; Dude help me, I do love it so...
- After reading a long talk of the villain which concludes with him stating he will terminate them immediately.
Linkara: Which is why I just spent a minute saying that to you instead of having my guards open fire right away with you at point-blank rage.(points to them) Clichèd characters,(points to himself) clichèd villains.
- Linkara ever-growing anger and frustration at the comic and how it follows Image's cliches of the 90's to an annoying tee.
- When Corben explains that he hired Bloodstrike so he could kill them Linkara points that the comic is telling us that this whole was a waste of time, then there's a Blake's 7 clip and this part.
Cabbot: You hired us to—That's insane!
Corben: Insane? My plane is flawless!
Linkara: Your plan is dumb and so are you!
Marville # 2
The Amazing Spider-Man On Bullying Prevention # 1
The New Teen Titans Anti-Drug Giveaway # 1
- "I'm 13 years old and I've taken[…]pop and mushrooms." "Oh my God, not pop! First they get you on the Pepsi, then they move you up to harder stuff like Mountain Dew!" Even funnier when you realize he actually misread "PCP" as "pop".
- The Stinger. Yet another PSA from... SNOWFLAME!
- "OH MY GOD! RAVEN'S TRIPPING BALLS!"
- Starfire's Big "NO!"
- Linkara's back and forth of Starfire constantly reminding Speedy of his past drug addictions, to Speedy's growing annoyance. And just as a little nod at one point Linkara as Speedy uses Starfire's real name.
- The Protector's dialogue being completely unchanged from Robin's, so he talks and acts as if he was the leader despite apparently being a recent ally
Linkara!Protector: I am the Protector, your new Lord and Master!
- "I'm telling you sweetie, that The Angry Video Game Nerd is a bad influence on her."
- Linkara ranting on about Rise of Arsenal, before realizing that, since the reboot, Lian would never have been born in the first place.
Linkara: You know, I think I may hate the reboot.
- Not the only part:
Roy: Pal, you just made yourself a bad mistake.
Linkara!Roy: Here! Wanna see the pictures of my DEAD DAUGHTER, who lead me to start taking drugs again!? DO YOU!? ANSWER ME, DAMNIT!!!
- "Oh my God, it's fun being transparently evil! I'm gonna go kick a puppy!"
- Linkara reminding Cyborg who's supposed to be in charge.
Cyborg: Okay, you're right, boss-man...
Linkara: He's not your boss! Your boss is busy doing a Nabisco crackers commercial!
- "BEING HYSTERICAL AND ANGRY IS WHAT POT DOES TO YOU, RIGHT?!"
- One of the drug victims is identified as Juan. "That's why he could toss people around one-handed!"
- After Linkara talks about how it turns out China Cat is actually a drug and wonders why they'd call it that we get this:
Linkara(said in a gravely drug pusher voice):Hey man you wanna get a hit of Slinky!? (starts playing with a slinky) Everyone knows it's Slinky.
- After the line where Protector says that people uses drugs for many reasons and for no reasons.
Linkara 1: Hey, when did you start to use crack?
Linkara 2: Eh. No reason.
- When Raven tells some kids that drugs can make it impossible for them to have kids.
Linkara!Kid 1: But Raven, I don't want to have any kids.
Linkara!Kid 2: I already have a disorder that makes me incapable of having kids.
Linkara!Raven: Oh crap, I didn't think about that.
Daredevil vs. Vapora # 1
- Linkara's fun with the line "It's some type of vaporous thing, a Vapora!"
Linkara: This is some type of comic thing, a Com-eec-a!
- At the end of the review.
Linkara: All I can say is this is some type of stupid thing, a stupeed-a.
- Linkara versus Physics:
Narrator: In front of him, a drop of 20 feet to the street below. Alone, it would be nothing; a puddle-jump.
Linkara: Oh yeah, jumping down to the ground from 20 feet up is perfectly safe. Allow me to demonstrate- [THUD] OH GOD MY LEGS
- When Murdock asks if the cop saw Vapora, the cop asks Murdock "Did I see?" and points to his eyes.
Murdock!Linkara: Uh I mean, did you HEAR that? I'm totally not faking being blind or anything.
- His sheer horror over the teenagers using gasoline to clean their motorbikes. Wondering if they use gasoline to rinse leftover shampoo from their shower.
- This sequence only becomes funnier if you know that gasoline is used to clean mechanical parts, since the comic actually managed to find the one thing gasoline can be a legitimate cleaning product for and still gets the facts wrong.
- Oh and we get this clip from Scrubs after Linkara's shocked reaction.
- His reaction to multiple Vaporas.
Linkara: Wait, MULTIPLE Vaporas? There are MORE of this thing? Did everyone fill their gas tanks in a demonic cult ceremony?"
- This exchange.
- Especially good as he fixes the camera with a blank, hard stare for a good five seconds or so.
- This week's Snowflame PSA.
WHERE IS SNOWFLAME'S FUZZY SLIPPERS?! WHERE IS SNOWFLAME'S FUZZY SLIPPERS?!
Batman: A Word to the wise
- In the comic, Joker pulls a gun on one of his own mooks to prevent Batman from stopping him while he escapes before pulling the gun on Batman himself. Of course, he doesn't shoot him (with bullets), but Linkara decides to what would happen if he averted the Why Don't You Just Shoot Him? moment.
Linkara: (As the Joker) *Pulls the trigger and shoots* Heh. T-that was surprisingly simple. Kind of funny, actually.
- Linkara showing the gaping flaw in the Joker's plan. His army is only six people, Canada and the United States would crush him.
- Linkara drops a line from his theme song when the Gunslinger starts shooting.
Linkara: You have a magic gun? Where'd you purchase that?
- When the Gunslinger notices that in spite of the sparks and explosions, nothing in Linkara's apartment is being damaged by his gunshots. This may end up being important, but either way it's a nice bit of lampshading.
- When Batman and the kids stop at Zellers to buy cowboy outfits
"Linkara": Yeah, it's a good thing you guys bought those outfits because... (beat, blinks twice, beat, blinks once, beat)... They decide to head to a rare bookstore...
- Snowflame's PSA combines Epic Meal Time and a complete Mind Screw.
- His making most of the sandwich in typical Large Ham fashion, then carefully measuring out the cocaine put on top.
- At one point during his freak out, he's playing chess with Linkara's teddy bear. And he's losing.
- Linkara as the girl at the library.
"Chapters! I need chapters!"
- When the Joker tells Batman he'll "see (him) in the funny papers", Linkara follows up with infamous "Joker Pulls Boner of the Year" headline.
- Linkara pointing out the silliness of Batman commenting on the beauty of the Canadian wilderness. Made even funnier by reading it in his Batman gruff-voice.
- "Don't worry, kids, I can't fly either!"
- "Unlike that Superman...Not that I'm jealous or anything!"
- The Joker demands a rare book from the (wheelchair-bound!) librarian. The librarian tells him he's being too loud and asks him to leave.
Linkara: Librarians know no fear.
- Pointing out the girl's unhealthy obsession with reading to the point she was excited about reading information pamphlets.
- His commentary on Batman swinging through the air while fireworks are going off in the background.
- This may just be me being an ass, but seeing Linkara panicly hitting the Magic Gun and trying to make it work again, all while shouting "WHAT'D I DO?!?!" just cracks me up.
- Linkara's near spot-on impression of Mark Hamill's Joker makes all of his readings of Joker's dialogue that much funnier.
- Linkara's impression of the girl talking about writing erotic crossover fanfiction about Harry Potter and Aragorn. Made funnier by the fact that Linkara used to write fanfiction himself, though not erotic crossover fanfics.
SPECIAL: Southland Tales
- Linkara brings Film Brain to explain the backstory of the movie note :
Film Brain: Where am I?! How did I get here!?
- Phelous piling on the sarcasm more and more every time he talks.
- The "You're in my way" Running Gag parts during a certain part of the review involving a SWAT like team. Call Back to The Spoony Experiment 's Let's Play on SWAT 4.
- The Call Back to Kickassia: "I'm not even in front of you!"
- The Stormtrooper.
- When Justin Timberlake gives another Revelation quote, Oancitizen suddenly appears with a huge pipe ("Oh, by the way, I'm in this review now.") and gives a well-researched summary of the Book of Revelation, along with describing how Southland Tales was written to be a one-on-one transliteration of Revelation and the Biblical counterparts of several characters. Then:
Nostalgia Chick: So, what's the Biblical significance of the elephants fucking?
Oancitizen: Oh, nothing, just stupid, unsubtle jabs at the Republican Party.
- The reviewers frustration of the narrator's constant quoting of Book of Revelation.
(Entire Room) "SHUT UP!"
- After a scene in the film where several shocking revelations are made, the reviewers parody this by shouting out their own revelations, culminating in Nash shouting "I'm pregnant!" Then JesuOtaku pops up out of nowhere, slaps him, and runs off crying.
- Justin Timberlake's character gets high on Fluid Karma and starts a music video of "All The Things That I've Done." Todd's interpretation of this is that it's really Timberlake's own dream and that him coming out of it at the end is him realizing, "Wait, I was never in The Killers! I was in a terrible boy band!" Cue pouty-face Timberlake.
- The group's increasing frustration with the film:
Krysta Now: It had to be this way.
Sad Panda: Why does it have to be this way?! What the hell is going on!?
- The reviewers' sum-up at the end about why the movie sucked.
And all we learn is we're supposed to live in the country and not in the city!
- "He's already dead!" "What? No! That'd be stupid! It wouldn't make any sense!" "You're saying that about a movie that has car fucking."
- The reviewers force Linkara to give them the time they wasted watching the movie back. He asks "where will I find a time machine?" Then he rides a Delorean while the theme to Back to the Future plays. When he arrives back to the room where Past Linkara and the rest are reviewing.... they begin singing The Killers. And the musical continues until the end, getting weirder and funnier.
Marvel Team-Up 74
- The beginning of the video
Linkara: Spider-man meets the cast of Saturday Night Live...what? (cut to opening credits)
- John Belushi being made a Green Lantern. Just try to picture it without cracking up.
- Linkara putting a spin on his usual intro.
Linkara: So let's dig into Marvel Team-Up #74 and LIVE FROM NEW YORK IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT! (the Saturday Night Live intro plays for about 10 seconds before Linkara pushes the clip away) Yeah, that bit is over. This is recorded, it's Minnesota, and it's Monday afternoon.
- His breakdown as Stan Lee wishing Marvel would let him stop saying the same catchphrase, then letting out a tormented "Excelsior..."
- The Shout-Out to Power Rangers Samurai in response to Silver Samurai's irritation at Belushi's costume. I just about died when I heard that.
Blake's 7 # 2
- Demanding answers as to what's happened to his stuff, Linkara confronts Insano and threatens to beat them out of him.
Linkara: Who did you sell it to!?
Insano: I don't know what you're talking about!
Linkara: Anti-magic field generator kit! Who did you sell it to?
I haven't sold one of those in months. Not since they discovered the defect against Blitzballs
- The parade of embarrassing '70s attempts to predict future fashions.
Battle for Blüdhaven #1- 2
Battle for Blüdhaven #3- 4
- Linkara continues to play Firebrand as an annoyance comparable to Izaak Crowe, and as such, it remarks the return of the Superboy Prime Voice!
- A certain character provides a rather on the nose reminder of the ending of Southland Tales, prompting Linkara to just quiver with rage for a few seconds before shouting that the movie won't stop taunting him.
- After Firebrand makes another stupid Strawman argument about the evil of the goverment:
- The skit proposal for the Blüdhaven facility (which features an incomplete wall).
Curse of Atop the Fourth Wall Live!
- Senile Grandpa.
- The Running Gag involving Jounnouchi's comment about how "There's no penalty for stripping."
- Linkara's reaction to the evil director actually talking about making a Snuff Film out loud, which is then followed by an audience member suggesting that said film should be sent to The Cinema Snob.
- "Die... I like that word...".
- The many jokes that the audience contributes.
- After Linkara describes Season Zero of Yu-Gi-Oh and how it involved Yami enacting murderous revenge on people who wrong Yugi. "you know, for kids!"
Audience Member: Business as usual for Shōnen
- When Linkara brings up how Yugi's hands look massive in proportion to the rest of his body.
Audience Member He's a midget, what do you expect?
- When Linkara points out how odd it is that the evil director sees a random spiky-haired kid on the street and instantly decides to have him star in his movie.
- In reaction to Jounouchi's plan to "unmask" the celebrity who he believes is masquerading as a student at the school:
Audience Member: They're gonna pull a Scooby-Doo
- When the assistant director uppercuts Yugi for the film.
- Some of the audience questions from the Q&A held afterwords were pretty funny too.
Audience Member: You have a magic gun, where'd you purchase that Linkara?
Battle for Blüdhaven #5- 6
Sir Charles Barkley and the Referee Murders
- Following two referee murders...
Spectator: Hey Barkley, you can't kill him until after the game!
Linkara: He's right, you know. Murdering the ref is a two-shot penalty.
- "Take down this romantic advice, Heterosexual Men: The ladies like it when you accept their gifts of coats and hats." (Mouths "Oh yeah").
- Linkara's search for a solution to his Magic Gun problem brings him to Spring-Con...which is south of where he lives rather than north, where he should be going. "I should really buy a map."
- Not to mention talking about being "calm-headed" yet he's running around all crazy.
- Hilarity Ensues when Linkara gets drunk and rants about JLA Act of God.
Linkara: "The thing about JLA Act of God is that they get Booster Gold's character wrong, they think he's just about the money, he doesn't care about actually helping people, he's just like 'oh, I just want the fame and fortune'. You know, I just realized that you don't probably don't even know who the heck I'm talking about, who are you, anyway?"
Dan Jurgens: "My name is Dan Jurgens, the creator of Booster Gold."
Linkara: "........And the problem with Blue Beetle these days is..."
Captain Electron # 1
- The many "testimonials" on how bad the Brick Computer Science Institute was.
- Repeatedly calling the vaguely Armin Zola looking computer creepy in some fashion.
There's a word I'm looking for to describe a being like Mr. Computer, now, now, what was it? Oh right, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
- "Also, a bowtie because bowties are cool!"
- Linkara completely stumbling when Captain Electron, signaled that a disaster has happened in New York, flies off... and the comic takes a random turn for the extremely dark, as a plane's hit the Chrysler Building.
- "Dr. Mannfred... Zongor. Y'know, some people are just born to be supervillains."
Mr. Computer: I have a wonderful story to tell you that I know you will enjoy.
I call it "Rule 34
: The Musical."
- Looking at Animiniapolis for someone to fix his magic gun, the only person who knows magic is...Yami Yugi. Whose show is not allowed to show guns in America, so he doesn't know what to do.
- "The fascinating world of computer science, kids! It's a tool for evil!"
- The title card itself! Which has Linkara jumped up into Captain Electron's arms as they cry in fear from the unnatural state of Mr. Computer.
Star Trek 4: The Voyage Home
- When announcing he's reviewing yet another Star Trek movie comic, Linkara tells people not to panic or leave. It's oddly funny to see him beg like that.
- When Spock is going through an intelligence test, Linkara acts out Spock freaking out and asking to use a lifeline or if he should go the Jeopardy route.
- When Uhura puts the probe's signals on the speakers...
(listening) "My God, it's Dubstep
- The Large Ham reading of the Klingon ambassador.
- "Damn it, Ecco! You saved your band of mutant flying dolphins, but you didn't save the humpback whales!!"
- Post credits humor: punching Corporate Commander and very quickly beling out "I AM A MAN!!" before running off.
- Plus, his being even more frustrated with his inexplicable inability to figure out which way is north.
- His face when referencing the stupid treaty that the Federation signed with the Romulans, forbidding the Federation from developing cloaking devices.
- After see that Captain Kirk would sell McCoy's present from the previous movie, Linkara adds the "You created a Time Paradox" line to great effect.
- When the Silent Hill fog comes back after the comic talks about a strange fog, Linkara begins to protest that the fog in the comic was aliens, not Silent Hill, before remembering the UFO Endings.
200th Episode (Spider-Man: One More Day)
- The montage of the many times Linkara mentioned his hatred of the comic.
- Upon opening the comic and reading the first page...
- SF Debris's cameo:
"(after the lack-of-picture is pointed out) Picture? There is no picture; cameras steal your soul!"
- The return of the Continuity Alarm.
- All of Obscurus Lupa's cameo. "Oooooooooo, I'm so mysteeeerious!"
- Her doing the wave when trying to be "mysterious".
- The visions of Linkara's future, both if he does and does not continue reviewing comics. The only difference is their hats.
- Plus Phelous and the Sci-Fi Guy, saying their lines like there's a gun to their head. And Sci-Fi Guy is seen reading a script.
- His imitation◊ of how Peter and Mary Jane's future daughter walks. The goofy expression on his face and the choice of music is what really sells it.
- Everything about the Cinema Snob's cameo, from his monologue to his Caligula costume which consists of draping Lloyd's favorite blanket across his body.
- The Stinger, with Linkara's dad singing the theme tune. And screwing it up!
- The intro, telling us that Linkara is in good condition as he continues his journey. Cut to:
Linkara, in a field in the middle of nowhere: I am so lost!
- When Future! Peter tells Peter that he's a video game designer:
Right now, I'm working on the ending to Mass Effect 3
. I think people will really like it!
- Linkara's response to Peter asking in which of the "infinite" iterations is he a little girl.
That would be... iteration number 516. It's actually a really interesting twist on everything. Oh, in iteration number 29, you're a pig... I'm not even kidding either...
Google it: Spider-Ham.
- The final verdict.
House of Atop The Fourth Wall Live!
- As per usual, the audience sings along with the theme song, but this time, Linkara plays the full version which leads to a rather awkward moment when Linkara starts singing the second verse while the audience sings the last note of the song.
- When Linkara points out that the plane was a trap, everyone in the audience goes "It's a trap!"
- The live version of "Of course! Don't you know anything about science?"
- The audience joke that left Linkara speechless and blushing.
Linkara: ... you win.
- Then there's this:
- When the comic shows the Arctic:
- His reaction to Overlord's real name being James Bent, then proclaiming that he has one of the greatest campaign slogans ever: Get Bent!
- "Damn you, Justin Bieber!"
Rock and Roll #31: Vanilla Ice
- Pollo's reaction to Linkara saying "Cool, as Ice".
Pollo: That was terrible, you're terrible, and my arms still don't work.
- Like with the Eminem and Punisher crossover comic, Linkara calls on the Rap Critic to explain the history of Vanilla Ice. During said explanation, Rap Critic throws in a wonderful Take That.
But it's not like he just ripped off a specific song from a black artist and then didn't give them credit. No, he did that to David Bowie
- After a gang witnesses Vanilla break dancing, one of the members notes that he's not "half bad for someone of the Caucasian persuasion!"
Linkara: So he's pretty fly for a white guy? (Cue "Pretty Fly For A White Guy" by The Offspring.)
- Later, Vanilla's future manager sees him perform at a rapping competition and notes that he's "pretty good...for a white guy."
Linkara: You mean he's pretty fly for a...aw crap, I already did that joke.
- After pointing out that the comic seems to be emphasizing the bad parts of Vanilla Ice's life, Linkara wonders who would buy this comic. "DUUUUUUUUUUUDE!!!"
- When Vanilla Ice comes up with his iconic hairstyle, an audience member says that he looks like a hyper Max Headroom.
Linkara: Ironic, because it only took 20 minutes into the future for Vanilla Ice's career to fail. *rimshot*
- "You're being interviewed - get up and put on a damn shirt!"
- Made better by how Linkara mimics Vanilla Ice's pose, shirtless and all.
- Linkara noting that if they ever make a biography comic about his life, it would just feature him drinking after reading Marville.
Future Shock # 1
Catwoman: Guardian of Gotham # 1
- Linkara's reaction to Catwoman's "Cat signal", which he considers creepy.
Linkara: It's like the moon is getting ready to eat us.
- The comparison between bat and cat symbolism. Batman has a lot to work with for striking fear in the hearts of criminals. Catwoman... *insert Keyboard Cat clip*
Linkara: I think "Catwoman being Gotham's protector, and this is what is conjured up:
I'm the hero Gotham deserves, but not what it needs...cuz I'm lazy. Heh, heh-heh-heh.
- When Batman stumbles onto Catwoman's lair, he sees computer monitors covered in information about him. It can only mean one thing: a fan Tumblr!
- The whole Sugar Ray section.
- His bafflement at how the abandoned theater changed floors between panels.
Catwoman: Guardian of Gotham # 2
- The "Previously On..." segment, which Deconstructs said "Previously On..." segments.
: Look, if we're going to restore normality to this "Previously On..." segment, we need to throw in an unexpected plot twist and make it an entirely new episode.
Oancitizen: There's only one way to do that: An unexpected cameo!
- Batman's expression upon learning that Catwoman survived falling from a tall building.
- Linkara starts to suspect that the artist has a fetish for people sticking their tounges out. So he sticks his out.
Linkara: Do I make you horny, Baby?
- The title card, which has Linkara dressed up as Jerry Springer talking with a heavily pregnant Catwoman, and the caption "I'm Pregnant with my Supervillain Husband's Baby!"
- The literal rimshot.
Batman: Never saw any maritial spats, honey?
- Bruce Wayne Comically Missing the Point, and totally accepting Selina Kyle (who's revealed her identity to him) as his dominatrix.
Psychoman # 1
- In the comic, God narrates how he occasionally gives his creations extraordinary powers.
- The Eye Catch before and after the commercial, which features Linkara cosplaying as the Team Fortress 2 Sniper.
- When the comic attempts to lampshade the "with great power comes great responsibility" line.
Linkara: Bad call, comic. Don't remind people of better comics they could be reading instead of this. Instead of reading about some psychotic killer, they could be reading Amazing Spider-Man, which at the time was introducing Carnage, a psychotic killer...My point still stands.
- Linkara's counterarguments against each and every one of Todd Loren's 'problems' with superhero comics, demonstrating how Loren clearly had no idea what he was talking about in that passage.
- Except when he gets to the complaint that comics use the same gimmicks over and over, and he's forced to concede the point.
- He also skips over the one about the prevalence of "the Marvel way". The bit below the list makes clear that by "the Marvel way" Todd Loren means Rob Liefeld-style artwork, which Linkara would wholeheartedly agree with.
- His absolute astonishment when Jeff goes to a White Castle and doesn't order the chicken rings, also serving as a good Call Back to the earlier parts of the current story arc where Linkara shared some with The Cinema Snob on his journey.
Narrator: I want to tell you a story.
Ghost of AT4W Live!
- At the beginning of the panel, after the Atop the Fourth Wall theme is played, one audience member goes "We love you, Linkara." This is then followed by audience members stating "I like you as a friend." and "I want to have your adopted children."
Linkara: Sounds like a plan.
- Linkara's failed attempt to have the audience sing along to the Bulk and Skull Leitmotif, which had him asking them if they even watched Power Rangers.
- A Running Gag by one of the audience members in which Zordon asks for some Windex because the art makes him look like a stain on his glass tube.
- The panel in which the Power Rangers are "flying" towards the giant caterpillar, and Linkara and the audience's reactions to it.
Linkara: (in response to the Pink Ranger bending her body in midair) Did Jim Balent draw this?
- In summing up the Zarathustra Dimension that Zordon sent the Rangers to:
Linkara: Just wonderful, Zordon sent them to a tentacle hentai dimension. Y'know, I'm starting to think Zordon is kind of a dick.
- The entire audience being Late to the Punchline on the joke about not having manga footage of Tommy.
- Linkara speculating that the comic was meant for Rita, and presents his proof by showing Lord Zedd saying he'll make his monster grow. This is followed shortly by someone going "Oh no..." as they know what will happen next. He then throws his staff to the ground, just like Rita did.
Marville # 3
Tandy Computer Whiz Kids: The Answer to a Riddle
- The emphasis of snorting cocaine damaging ones sinuses over the numerous other medical problems. Cut to Snowflame.
Snowflame: What has Snowflame dooooone?
- "Bill, do you ever feel like crying but you don't know why?"
- "I don't know. I think Marville proved you can hit rock bottom pretty quick."
- "The Tandy Computer Whiz Kids. *Beat* Also known as the TRS-80 Computer Whiz Kids. *Beat* Also known as the Children of the Damned."
- Ms. Wilson taking the kids to the library to show her student's a surprise. Cut to Linkara with his fingers crossed.
book five, Twilight book five, Twilight book five...
- "Eh eh eh, Miniature golf and reruns of Days of Our Lives, here I come..."
- Linkara's constant riffing on the school's apparently horrendous financial decisions.
- Linkara finally manages to use a joke about the comic to segue into the commercial. When the Tandy Computer Whiz Kids tell their librarian to hurry up and uncover the surprise because "the suspense is too much."
Linkara: Oh God, I can't take it! I must know! *knocks over the camera. cut to static*
Announcer: We'll be right back after we replace the camera.
- "'Cellufone'?! That technology will never take off! Hang on, I'm gonna tweet this."
- The Whiz Kids react in shock when they learn that the two guys that they rescued from a plane crash were drug smugglers.
Linkara: Drug smugglers?! Throw them back in the fire! Burn the heretics!
- When the comic explain that kids want to learn during summer, the clip that follows it:
- Noting that Shanna resembles a young Nostalgia Chick.
Batman: Jazz # 1
- He stops Holokara by simply commanding the computer to deactivate it. When Linksano reacts in shock, Linkara nonchalantly asks them if they were aware that they could just do that.
- The mind-boggling revelation that Batman: Fortunate Son was intended to be a positive tribute to Rock and Roll.
- Batman's introductory narration and all of the associated gags.
- Batman's awkward pose when he enters the jazz club, plus the Fridge Logic of why he didn't show up as Bruce Wayne or another less conspicuous identity.
- The Eye Catch before and after the commercial, with Linkara dressed as The Sniper again.
That Pyro is a Spy! (beat
, then fiery whoosh) Oh god, no he isn't!
- "My God, he's using his saxophone to vaporize people!"
- "He's... he's playing Dubstep with a saxophone!"
- The bizarre antagonists that appear at the end and Linkara's confusion at them.
- He reprises his complaint from the Batman: Fortunate Son review about how we're just supposed to take the comic's word for it that the music is amazing, comparing it unfavorably to the Doctor Who Christmas special "A Christmas Carol":
Starstream # 1
The Thing from Another World # 1
- Linkara theorizes that Childs was about to "pull a tauntaun" with MacCready's body before the whaling vessel found them.
- When a character says "It's Miller time" and the Miller Time theme plays. Linkara then flings the "Miller Time" card away and says Frank Miller would turn The Thing into a woman who bites off a man's penis while they're having sex or something while repeating the same three lines of dialogue over and over again.note
- His response to the Navy Seal team leader saying to MacReady: "You're really going all out with this alien thing aren't you." It's about 20 beats of absolute shock and silence.
: Haven't you been paying any attention today?
- This week's bumper cosplay? Seven.
- Linkara being completely confused at how MacReady somehow managed to cover miles of ground in Antarctica in the course of a single evening.
The Thing from Another World # 2
- "Man, this week sucks! I lost my job, lost my chess computer, lost my hat, an alien is trying to eat me, and I think my girlfriend is cheating on me."
- Linkara tries to make a joke that if the Thing is shown Toddlers in Tiaras, it will immediately surrender itself, but then realizes that the joke doesn't make sense since the story takes place in the 80's. He tries to think of a good 80's equivalent, but then ends up calling The Cinema Snob for help. Snob lists off a bunch of 80's references and Linkara goes with 1980 Galactica. Linkara resumes the review but then realizes that he can call for help to escape his house, only for his cell phone to suddenly have no signal.
- Bonus points: this is a Call Back to the Snob's review of Golden Girl, where he called Linkara for help with a Doctor Who reference.
- The Snob's ring tone is "It's an Inky-Dinky-Doo-Da Morning" from Nudist Camp of the Dead.
- FUSE BOX COUNT: 1
- Linkara complaining about the submarine emerging from underneath the ice, despite the fact that there should not be any water underneath the ice for the submarine to emerge from, then deciding there's one good thing about the submarine emerging: It looks AWESOME.
Erskine!Linkara: God I love how my character has so many levels! Angry, frustrated
Spider-Man: Power and Responsibility
- Using his "I am a man!" punch in the first time in a while... and ends up somehow bringing out a very confused Lord Vyce and immediately putting him back.
- He starts the review by talking about all the good times he's had on this show. Cut to a montage of him screaming about how comics suck. When we get back to present-day Linkara:
Linkara: WHY AM I STILL DOING THIS?
- At the cut away for the commercial he's changing from his Freddy Kruger costume from last week into his Obelisk Blue costume and awkwardly cuts to commercial. When we return, he's in a random alien-ish costume and awkwardly welcomes us back.
- The title card: Linkara and Spider-Man are in jail with The Thing from Starstream #1 sitting between them playing a Captivity Harmonica.
- Linkara sums up Dr. Judas Traveller, the villain of the story, quite nicely with a quote from Scrubs.
Dr. Cox: For the love of God, are you a real doctor or a doctor like Dr. Pepper is a doctor?
- All the stuff with Phelous as "Mysterior" and "Mr. Enigma" ranting about how "mysterious" he is.
- That the costumes are nearly identical aside from the face mask (and are both terrible) makes it even better.
- "I am far too mysterious to waste any more time on you. I am going to be mysterious... OVER THERE! MYSTERIOR!!!"
Bart Simpson's Treehouse of Horror # 2
- Linkara's comment on the first story's title: Sideshow Blob, or what happens when Kelsey Grammar eats too many donuts.
- Linkara mentioning that as Sideshow Bob escaped prison he passed by the asthma monster while he broke out.
- The title card, with Linkara as Homer, Harvey Finevoice as Marge, 90s Kid as Bart, Dr. Linksano as Lisa, and The Thing from Starstream #1 as Maggie.
- Lisa tells Bart that they need to warn everyone about Bob, but Bart says that adults won't listen to them because they're kids.
: She's right, y'know. When I was a kid, I warned people that Daniel Tosh
was coming, but nobody ever believed me.
- Lisa plays Gilbert and Sullivan to distract Bob, with Linkara singing along.
: Oh, no joke or anything, I was in Penzance as the main police officer and it's rare for me to get a chance to sing the music, so I'm just indulging myself.
- The credits sequence parodies the credits sequences of the actual Treehouse of Horror episodes, with names being changed to a Halloween theme.
- Linkara's uncanny impression of Dr. Nick.
- His reaction to the cover.
Flash Comics # 1
Bride of AT4W Live!
Tales of Suspense # 39
Brave and the Bold # 54
The Incredible Hulk # 1
- A caption on the cover claims the Hulk to be "The strangest man of all time" and Linkara tells the Sixties that they ain't seen nothing yet and proceeds to play a clip from The Room with the caption "Tommy Wiseau is the Hulk!"
- This bit:
Comic: Miles away, behind solid concrete bunkers, a nervous task force waits for the Gamma-bomb's first awesome test firing!
90s Kid: DUUUUUUUUUUUDE! The test firing of this Gamma-bomb is gonna be AWE-SOOMME!
- Linkara takes a moment out of the review to have a brief rant about the stigma against female geeks which has arisen recently. He follows it up by saying...
What is this I'm sitting on...? (reaches behind his back)
Oh! It's a box of soap!
- Linkara taking a small rant from General Ross to reference several of the Doom Marine's lines.
Linkara (as Ross): Rip and tear! Rip and tear your guts! When you become the Hulk, you'll be huge, and that means you'll have huge guts! Also you'll be radioactive! That can't be good!
- After Bruce Banner gets hit by gamma rays, Linkara shields himself thinking the rays will hurt him. He's relieved nothing happened to him until a few seconds later, the screen goes negative and he freaks out.
- The Stinger :
Linkara as Betty: Oh, daddy, what if we turned into red versions of Hulk and She-Hulk ?
Superman's Christmas Adventure
- Linkara's utter bafflement of the cartoonish nature of the villains, from their ridiculous names (Dr. Grouch and Mr. Meaney) to the ridiculous extremes they go to in order to destroy Christmas including arson and murder.
- Superman, bully of ungrateful children!
- Superman, defender of truth, guardian of justice, kidnapper of children!
- All said with the John Williams Superman theme in the background.
- At the start he brings up how last year he reviewed the Star Trek 2 comic instead of anything Christmas related. Then admitting it was a mistake after a cutaway to his rant towards the comic's handling of the famous "KHAAAN" scene.
- Linkara's Call Back to Superman's infamous "Over there has to stand for itself" speech from Superman #701.
Archie Giant Series Magazine # 452
- Due to the review taking place in a flashback to when Linkara met Harvey, Linkara does the review in his old house. Or, at least, a green screen version of his old house since he moved a few years before this review was made. It's extremely obvious.
- Also due to the flashback quality, Linkara uses the original opening video for the series, back from the 2009 season.
- This becomes MORE funny when you do some thinking and realize that since this review takes place in 2008, before he used opening videos, this shouldn't have happened.
- And it starts out with a camera filter replicating the terrible one-sided lighting he started out with, and a Dull Surprise delivery. He then promptly decides to fix both of them.
- Harvey bitching at Critic for his rumpled suit, and Critic's offended reaction.
- Also Critic now also being the Ghost Of Christmas Past on the side along with being the plot hole got this troper laughing.
- Harvey's reaction to Critic dramatically materializing in his hotel room…is to put him in a headlock.
- Harvey argues that the Christmas Past that Linkara saw last time looked different:
Critic: There's more than one of us, you moron. It's not like fucking Santa Claus. There's not, like, one person who can go around see every jerk for being a jerk in one night!
- "All he wants for Christmas are his two front teeth, huh? Yeah, I know the feeling, Jughead. I think I'll start singing now too. ONE NIGHT LOVE AFFAIIR~!"
- Linkara commenting that Reggie's laughing at one point seems more like he needs a throat lozenge.
- When Linkara notices that the artwork depicts clear and bright weather despite it being winter, he wonders what other Christmas stories do this. Cue this clip.
- Linkara's amazement at the pet store that doesn't sell partridges, but does have practically every other bird imaginable:
Linkara!Pet store lady: Yes, we sell vultures but not partridges. (beat) We're a very strange pet store.
Teen Titans # 13
- His increasing annoyance with Aqualad's constant Burt Ward-esque catchphrases during the climax.
Aqualad: Howling Hogfish!
Linkara: Aqualad... hogfish don't howl.
Aqualad: Suffering sticklebacks!
Linkara: Aqualad, stop shouting catchphrases!
Aqualad: Moaning mackerel!
Linkara: Annoying Atlantean!
- In the opening narration, the comic instructs the reader to "deck yourselves with boughs of holly." Linkara then proceeds to hit himself with a wreath.
- Later, Robin orders his team to "bug out." Linkara responds in a similar manner, holding his eyes open to look bug-eyed.
- His frustration at the Christmas Carol parallels were, even bringing up when Doctor Who did it, the recreation was part of the Doctor's plan.
- Harvey Finevoice's freaked-out reaction to coming back from a commercial.
Harvey: (Horrified) What the hell just happened?
Ghost of Christmas Present: A necessary evil, to sustain a livelihood!
Harvey: (Still Horrified) I felt really cold...]]
- In the comic, Batman decides to use a criminal as bait to find out the Joker. The problem is the word choice he picked.
Batman: You should be going to jail tonight. Consider yourself lucky that you make a better piece of live bait than jailbait.
Linkara: Uh...Bruce, ya wanna rephrase that? Or was it your intention to infer that he isn't an attractive seventeen year old girl?
- Linkara points out that the only thing on the cover that has to do with Christmas is the snow, and by that logic, Silent Hill is the greatest Christmas story ever. Cue picture of Pyramid Head wearing a Santa hat.
- The Joker plays the role of the Ghost of Christmas Future in the story — appropriate, since the Ghost is typically associated with the Grim Reaper, and "Who else better personifies Death in the Batman universe than the Joker?" The footage then cuts immediately to Lord Death Man.
Linkara: THAT DOESN'T COUNT!
- ♪ I'm Batman, I'm Batman / Kickin' in your windows! ♪
- The Stinger: Snowflame is the Ghost of Christmas!
Linkara: Past, present, or future?
Snowflame: Snowflame has no concept of time!
Linkara: You really have nothing better to do, do you?
Snowflame: Snowflame needs more friends!
- Harvey abruptly ending his beautiful rendition of "A Thankful Heart" when he realizes that all of his stuff is still back at the hotel he was plucked from.
- This bit:
Narrator: Scrooge thought about the "vision" he had the entire evening. He couldn't get it out of his head.
Linkara as Batman: Why was that Jason Todd wearing pants? He never wore PANTS in his Robin outfit.
- "He's a cowardly criminal degenerate, and I WILL DESTROY HIM! *Rabid Batman growling*!"
The Next 15 Screw-Ups of AT 4 W
- The fact that the real reason why he never burned One More Day was because he ran out of time making the review.
- Lindsay's cameo ending with Linkara asking for his Supergirl comic back and her responding that he'll get it back by the next anniversary special, of which there won't be, and how Lindsay escapes when Linkara realizes what she said.
- Since the Nostalgia Critic retired, Douchey feels obligated to tell the other reviewers that the site sucks now since the Critic left.
: There are a bajillion other shows you could be watching on the site. Most of them are really good, and even the ones that aren't are still watchable. I'm looking at you, Welshy
: Thanks. Though I can't really think of any of the shows you're talking about. None of them on the site are good, and that's why the site is dying if you believe the critics...and the people who work for the site, and the fans. Anyway, when is the next History of Power Rangers coming ou-
- "I'm not entirely certain how you people found my Archie Giant Series Magazine #452 review. I had completely forgot I had done that video, almost as if I only recorded it a few weeks ago when I was forty pounds heavier than I was in 2009, but whatever it's out there."
- Linkara doing a 'beyond Thunderdome' joke and then bringing up an on-screen counter showing he's currently losing to Spoony 5-2 when it comes to making Thunderdome jokes.
Linkara: Patience, my friends. I'll catch up eventually.
- On the pronounciation of Gloucestershire: "But come on, gimme a break here on this one. How was I supposed to get the real name out of its spelling? What the hell happened to the U in the middle of the word? They bought a vowel and didn't know what to do with it!"
- When talking about Captain America: Return of the Asthma Monster, he accidentally calls the comic Revenge of the Asthma Monster. Cue the caption: "That's RETURN, not REVENGE. I make screw-ups in my screw-ups video!"
- Pointing out that, after not recognizing what a "coney dog" was in the Eminem/The Punisher comic, someone bought him one at a con, and he didn't like it. Followed by him saying that he rarely puts toppings on foods — he usually eats hot dogs plain, only wants cheese on pizza, usually makes sandwiches with only bread and meat, "and I would sooner set my cereal on fire than put milk in it."
- On having others pointing out that he didn't know the names of characters in a couple comics:
Linkara: Both of these reviews have a similar thing that people feel I did: failing to do the research. And to those people, those frustrating commenters and viewers, I have only ONE THING TO SAY
(quietly) Yeah, you're probably right."