Weird dreams

That thread actually sounds awesome.

I usually have weird dreams, but I have either not payed too much attention or ignored them.

From now on, I will remember what have I dreamed every night.

Sit tight until tomorrow if you want me to tell a dream of mine.

All I remember was a weird, over-the-top pantomime about the dangers of poor spelling and grammar.

Hey back again with a recent dream this time. So it was based on Ark and I was flying through a valley once with a Quetzal and the other with a Tapejara. First time with the quetzal the valley was populated by Therizinosaurs and the second time with the Tapejara it was with Pachycephalosaurs. Both times I fell off the flyer and the dinosaurs rushed me but not before I remounted.

Edited by sifsand on Jun 21st 2019 at 6:20:27 AM

All I can remember from my dream last night was that the next Smash Ultimate DLC character was announced, and it was some random biker dude named Dimitri. I don't remember much about his moveset other than that he used his bike a lot in it.

Some weird, cutesy, cartoony-looking small creatures were playing a really bizarre life-or-death game that involved stealthing into old, fancy hotels and apartment complexes (that were all realistic) in teams of three. I was one of them (I have no idea what I was even supposed to be), and at one point my team and I decided to hide out in an old, recently-abandoned luxury apartment complex. We thought we were being really sneaky too, since we were sure nobody was watching us run off to a place they never even knew existed.

Well, turns out we got too cocky, because sure enough, once we arrived at the apartment building we saw another team in the distance. We immediately ran into the building, going up various floors to look for places to hide. I found a really cluttered closet in a really cluttered room on one of the upper floors. I made sure there was enough crap in front of the door to keep anyone from opening the closet, and I stayed on a high shelf in case the other team cleared it out and looked under the door.

I heard the door to the room open and immediately started to panic. I knew that if they found me, I would be dead, because I basically had no escape routes^note Then WHY THE FUCK DID YOU HIDE IN THE CLOSET, DIPSHIT? Jesus, my dream self is so goddamn stupid.. Then, I heard some screams and... other sounds. After a while, I opened the door, only to find my teammates standing there and no one else. Turns out they decided to pull off a sneak attack, injured the other team, and threw them out the window were they were certified cartoon-animal-pancakes. We won!

...Except that we didn't know how to get out of the building, because the place was booby-trapped to hell and back. Uh, oops?

^{An observation} Whenever I'm in any amount of danger in my dreams, I'm useless as all hell.

*gasp*It was [1]◊this guy?

My brother and I were doing some kind of work in a... hotel? Anyway, in the basement, there were three little old ladies from some Eastern European country who could only afford to live in tiny cubicles the size of bathroom stalls. They would tell us about the hardships they endured in their lives, such as how they lost their husbands in a war, as we collected their laundry.

After finishing our work, we went up to the room we were living in. I put on the TV a "JoJo's Bizarre Adventure funny moments compilation"^note I'm sorry that almost every dream I remember involves JoJo; you're probably sick of hearing about it. It's just my current all-consuming hyperfixation fandom that had the strange effect of making me act like a much more stereotypical autistic person. But then I remembered that this video, or more accurately this dream-universe version of the series, contained a(n extremely cursed) difference from the real thing. I really don't want to share what it was for your own sakes, but suffice to say I made myself wake up to prevent my brother from seeing it.

Edited by Katdo on Aug 13th 2019 at 11:50:10 AM

Wow, I just had like 12 dreams or something, and I remember quite a bit of them. This was a crazy night

First, I had a dream that Pokemon Moon had a bonus epilogue called “The Answer.” Yes I know that name ripped off Persona 3, but it doesn’t matter. I forgot most of what happened, but I think it turned into Earthbound at some point.

Afer that was a dream about The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess where I read some sort of crazy fan theory about the plot of the game. It was actually kind of sad. I forgot exactly what it was about. Now this is where things get weirder.

Now it’s the final battle of The Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask, but everything looked just a tiny bit Off-Model. The masks on the wall were just rocks. and eventually Majora becomes this flower enemy that shoots eggs at you. Flowers that shoot eggs make no sense, and I am clearly confused. At that moment a question pops up. “Eggs are not a suitable replacement for what?”I forgot the answer, but I was correct somehow,”

Everything turns into a quiz show, and I keep answering questions. One of which was Minecraft related. I kept getting them right, despite me only having like 4 seconds to answer them. Eventually I get to the weirdest question of all time: “What is cooler than 1?” I answered with “uh, 2349?” “Correct.”

I was baffled, and I started laughing and going crazy. It was at that moment I woke up at 5:00 in the morning, amused by what happened. I fell asleep again, and a bunch of smaller dreams happened. It was a bit crazy.

First of all, I had a dream that Toy Story 4 was Darker and Edgier than one thought. I don’t know what happened, but something serious must have happened.

Later on I had a dream about this family who lived on some sort of farm with these Bird People. that was basically it. The bird guy was yellow, and I am not sure as to why he’s there. Apparently the news was interested, so there was an interview. Apparently the story of the farm and their bird friends was a book, and it’s hard to tell if this was some kind of autobiography, or if it was a fictional story. If the latter was the case, then this is a book in a story within a dream, and it’s just getting way too meta for me to handle.

After that weirdly layered dream about a farm, I have this dream that wasn’t really a nightmare, as it was a “HAHA YOU LOSE” dream, where you get unusually angry at a troll-ish thing. It was one of those times.

I was playing Marble Blast Gold, a computer game where you move a marble through an obstacle course, jumping and rolling to the finish. Sounds simple right? Well, this time the level was designed by a monster. There was this “A.I guide” who was supposed to help guide me through the level, but it never did anything until the end.

The dream skipped over most of the level until about 20 minutes in. I was near the end. There was just 1 last jump with a platform if I didn’t make it below. I obviously miss the jump, and I was kind of annoyed when Mr. Evil Guide Bot 3000 said something truely nefarious: “I have a riddle for you: If you have infinite money, and you buy something of infinite value, how much would it cost?”

EVERYTHING!

...Cue me being sent back to the start of the level, wasting 20 minutes of my time, burning with the rage of a trillion suns, and me yelling a fit of nonsensical profanity. (Also cue me waking up at 7:50 in the morning, feeling quite annoyed.) Last time a dream woke me up, I was confused and amused. This time I was merely annoyed.

In conclusion, quiz shows are the easiest thing in the world, flowers should not shoot eggs at you, Toy Story 4 is the greatest tragedy of all time, you should never trust Mr. Evil Guide Bot 3000, and I am really good at coming up with fictional stories about farms and their avian friends inside of a fictional dream.

That was an interesting night. Took me all day to type this up.

Edited by zazzsazzmman on Jun 21st 2019 at 10:43:48 AM

I had a dream about all kinds of videogames all at once. Like sneaking up on some paramilitary group in what looked a lot like PUBG, in order to find some bizarre electric guitar weapon straight out of Sunset Overdrive, and doing a spectacular melee takedown on a Supermutant that tried to sneak up on the NPC sniper that was with me.

Then I had a dream about being in my grandma's apartment, with my flatmate, and trying to flush, as I called it, "a big brown submarine" - an awfully persistent floating turd.

Now my brain is broken.

Wow... if this thread was a game, I think you probably won. XD

I had kind of an interesting dream last night. I was going to a school where the teachers were all fictional characters, and they were all teaching me things about drawing that I was having trouble understanding.

I don't remember who most of the teachers were, but things went downhill when I got to Baldi. Just like in the game, Baldi was furious when I didn't understand the lesson, and he started chasing me. It sounds kind of ridiculous now, but it was honestly pretty scary.

But then Ralsei came in and saved me. He was the last teacher, and he was by far the nicest. There were a few times where he seemed annoyed because I wasn't understanding the technique he was showing me, but he stayed calm, and eventually, I started to understand, and we both left happy.

At some point, Ralsei was talking with my mom, but she saw him as a human, like Through the Eyes of Madness inverted. ...Actually, what if I was seeing things Through the Eyes of Madness...?

🤔🤔🤔

I only remember a little bit of my dream last night. It was another "fake episode" dream, this time of Summer Camp Island (which as of this post I have not even seen a single episode of).

I only remember a few details by now: There was a rash of petty thefts on the island and Oscar and company (none of whom looked like anyone who would appear in the show) were investigating. They searched the island itself and a Best Buy(?!) for the thief. At the Best Buy, Oscar and the others got assistance from the Geek Squad, who I think set up a TV (what this had to do with the "plot", I don't know). But then it turned out that one of the Geek Squad guys helping them was, in fact, the thief. He was actually a giant kleptomaniac rat in disguise, and they ran him out of the Best Buy.

At this point, the theft plot was forgotten completely and abruptly shifted to a plot about a West Sea Shellos who was apparently Oscar's best friend getting stuck up on top of a power pole. I woke up before I saw how that plot ended.

Weirdest Best Buy advert/cross-promotion ever.

Well, this time I had a dream about looking for my dad in Egypt or somewhere. When I found him, he was kinda busy shooting up terrorists like John Wick (well, since he's a retired cop, former member of the presidential security detail and parachutist, I'm guessing he could pull this off), so I helped him.

I was sharing a small apartment, which doubled as a safe house, with several Arrowverse characters. I can distinctly remember that I shared it with Cisco Ramon, Barry Allen, Kara Danvers/Zor-El/Supergirl, Caitlin Snow, Sara Lance, Thea Queen, Nyssa al Ghul, and John Constantine. In-universe, it was explained that our world (the "real" world, where Arrow and the other shows are just TV Shows) was what they would have called "Earth Zero", and that their doppelgangers on Earth-Zero are the actors who play them. Very meta, really.

I started talking to Caitlin, and really it was pretty great. But then John Constantine pulled me into a closet which turned out to be Bigger on the Inside and looked kind of like Nanda Parbat. Turns out, I was (somehow) the reincarnation of the Earth-2 Killer Frost, and the team was trying to figure out what to do with this information. Then I started gaining her physical characteristics. I was worried Caitlin was going to shun me, as she'd had bad experiences with her Earth-2 doppelganger, but she was actually the most supportive of me.

Then suddenly everyone was asking me questions about macaroni and cheese. It turns out that macaroni and cheese was extremely important in defeating whatever threat we were currently facing. I off-handedly mentioned that Death Eaters had attacked my house before in search of macaroni.

I keep having dreams involving William Afton.

Last night, I had a dream where I was "playing" two different characters: the first was one of the protagonists, who was basically just me. The second was The Dragon to Afton, this short guy who was an expy of Mr. Lunt, for some reason. He was really cynical, and his reason for helping a serial killer was that "we're all going to die anyway."

However, despite Afton and his assistant's dark goals, they were still portrayed as cartoonish villains anyway. Their plan was to start a zombie plague, no killer animatronics involved. So we (since I was playing the assistant) went to a graveyard right on the edge of a lake and unleashed the first zombie, somehow.

Then I switched to my other character, one of the protagonists, and from then on, Afton's assistant acted on his own, like a CPU player. We were fighting the zombies and driving them into the lake, because water somehow killed them instantly. Afton and his assistant got turned into zombies themselves, and... that's really all I remember. :P

Edited by DrNoPuma on Jun 25th 2019 at 9:47:08 AM

My most recent dreams are not nearly as amazing as last time, but I think I should mention them. I seem to have forgot most of my dream last night, but I remember one thing about it.

I was on the Wikipedia article for for the 2019 CONCACAF Gold Cup (A North American soccer tournament) and I saw that there was a page for the next gold cup, which seems to be held in the year 2449. I clicked on the page, and the page describes the tournament as “insane,” and that there would be 16 teams. I forgot the rest.

The night before that I had some sort of semi-lucid dream about some SNES-ish game. It was some sort of menu thingy around a big tree surrounded by brownish water. My brain said that the game was Final Fantasy VI, but I don’t think that FFVI revolved around giant trees. I think I thought that the tree was not big enough, so the tree grew quite a bit bigger. apparantly that wasn’t enough, since the tree grew again, and the branches grew to INFINITE SIZE.

And the night before that I had a dream that was hard to describe, but I think I can explain it. I was searching “man” or something on Google Images, but the images were 16-bit sprites that looked like they were from Chrono Trigger. I did the same for “woman” and another sprite appeared. Stuff happens, and a picture of a blue rectangle appears with yellow text that says “CRITICAL ERROR” or something like that. Then things get a little weird, and I start laughing and I woke up quietly laughing.

In conclusion, I think I might be playing too much Chrono Trigger.

I had a dream just some moments ago, and I liked so much that I want to turn in a book or maybe just a little horror story, so I won't give a lot of details.

An old friend of mine and I were working on forum game on TV tropes.It was getting late of night, so we decided to watch a movie. The movie was fairly normal, it was about friends in the pool having fun, until one of them got angry with one of them because of a stupid prank.

The credits started rolling without any resolution, what got us really confused. But then, the movie cutted the credits, and decided to continue the story of the man who got pranked going home, with cuts to a elder woman looking desperate and on the floor, her face washed with blood.

Some other things happen that I won't spoil, but then I look to my friend next to me. She was standing with a blank expression to me with a camera, she was filming me during the entire movie.

Then my dream ends.

Edited by The0dragon on Jun 27th 2019 at 5:24:08 AM

I can finally remember one of my dreams!

This one is from this night, so I'm trying to tell to you all I can remember. After all, I wanted to tell a dream here too.

The Autobots were already here on Earth (present day) and the Decepticons were about to come here. My family and I were friends with the Autobots. So, when I've heard that the Decepticons were coming, I've tried to hide from them. And when they came, some strange creatures were brought here (presumably to fight the Decepticons). The battle was pretty rough and I was in danger of being discovered and I feared that I could be killed by the Decepticons. Fortunately, they went out of here. And the Autobots and Decepticons looked like their appearance on Transformers: Animated.

What do you think? I think that one was a really weird dream.

All I can really remember from a few nights ago was that I was outside my house and there were dogs outside. Not sure what was going on, but there were dogs. It ended when my cat jumped up on my bed. (he just jumped on my bed as I’m typing this.)

In one of the dreams I had last night, I was just going about my day, and then suddenly, for no reason at all, I suddenly turned into a 10-year-old kid. And everybody brushed it off like it was nothing.

My grandpa and I were being chased by a massive black bear. At one point, Grandpa carried me on his back and did a perfect, Olympic level breaststroke through a nearby pool. But the bear kept following us.

"WAIT!" said the bear as we made it to the other end of the pool, swimming after us. "I just wanted you to try my pasta. You guys look hungry."

We eat pasta with the bear. The bear is a very good cook. He's going places. Poor guy was just misunderstood.

I had a patch of unexciting dreams lately, but now I have something to mention. I wrecked my sleep schedule tdue to a family trip and staying up until 12:45 watching the end of SGDQ on a day where I had to wake up at 7:00. This was the only memorable dream from that period.

Last night I had a dream that I found my copy of Mario Kart DS, a game which I seem to have lost a long time ago. I wanted to change my profile name, for some reason. I couldn’t find where to change it because dreams don’t want you to do wjat you want.

Instead I got lost editing the emblem, and that eventually turned into some weird version of simcity where I created hills and weird red squares instead of an actual city. Stuff happens, and I wake up.

I was kind of sad, as I haven’t played Mario Kart DS since like, 5th grade or something.

Edited by zazzsazzmman on Jul 1st 2019 at 11:22:36 AM

I had a really bizarre dream last night.

Full disclosure, I was working on a modified version of a board game I enjoyed before going to bed. So in the dream, I found myself playing a completed yet...off, version of that game. I distinctly remember the other players being two of the posters from OTC, as well as...British Labour Party leader Jeremy Corbyn.

Yeah, I don't know either. I haven't even been reading about British Politics recently, and therefor have not so much as thought about his existence for at least a week. Why he was there is beyond me.

I had a couple of dreams lately, and a few that I want to talk about. This is going to be a really long post. The first part is the dream from 2 nights ago.

I think the first dream involved some sort of theme park, I don’t really know. The part of the dream that I actually remembered was that I was playing Guitar Hero, and it was this super intense custom song. I forgot how it goes, but it was really hard and crazy. Naturally since this is a dream, I make no mistakes. (usually I suck in a dream, so that is odd.) There’s like a gajillion notes, the background is some sort of red star, and it was crazy. There was some buildup, and then the “epic part” kicks in. This weird voice says something like “SO YOU WANT TO SEE THE CENTER OF THE EARTH? LET’S SEE HOW DEEP WE CAN GET!” *Cue the drop.* I think I was dancing to this weird brain-jam, since I actually felt me moving my head to the beat. This obviously threw me back into reality again, as I woke up.

A dream I had a couple weeks ago involved Mario Party 1, or something like that. The Runaway Guys were playing a sort of story mode where Wario is the bad guy. Suddenly I’m in my elementary school computer lab, and the computer says to “Spin the wheel.” I spin the wheel, and it lands on the “You are awesome!” spot. The text is in pink comic sans, and Monokuma randomly yells something. I have no idea as to why my brain did this, but it was fun, I guess. And now for last night’s dream.

It started out with me playing Pokemon Sun and Moon, with a seemingly endless double battle. I think there was a Dratini in there somewhere. After that things got a little confusing.

I’m suddenly in a car, and we’re going on a trip to Japan. The problem is nothing looks like Japan. We arrive at the hotel, I turn on the TV, and I get American local news. (one of the channels was for New Jersey, which is not Japan.) While I was in the car, the stupid car door wouldn’t close properly, so I’m holding the car door shut while the car was going 60 mph. I managed to shut it eventually.

At some point, things turn into a pseudo-nightmare as the Emergency Alert System goes off. My brain says it’s the 90s for some reason, and I was watching a channel called KZAK. The stupid EAS beep annoyed me, so I woke up.

I fell asleep again and the next dream happens. There was this evil plot or something where the bad guys are trying to take over or destroy the world by “shuffling tables” or something. I don’t really know. I guess I am invading their building, as I reach the second floor, and everything looks like Pokemon Black and White. N was there for some reason. I get from the 2nd floor to the 1st floor, (Floor 2 was basically a bridge with a lot of holes.) and I move across the tables. I forgot the rest, so I don’t know what the heck happens to me or the evil guys. I have no idea, sorry for the anti-climacticness.

In conclusion, I am really good at playing the dream-plastic-guitar, Japan is actually New Jersey in disguise, Wario is a bad guy, “I’m awesome,” moving tables is the most nefarious thing ever, and I really need to write this stuff down sooner before I forget everything.

All I can remember from the dream I had last night was that The Fairly Oddparents was getting a proper Series Finale in the form of a TV movie. The only details I can remember was that it was apparently about Timmy's "un-wished" wishes deciding to band together to destroy Timmy and the entire universe and Timmy, Cosmo and Wanda, and Chloe set out to stop them. Curiously, the Big Bad was Sparky and Butch Hartman had apparently confirmed (in the dream) that it was due to his unpopularity with the fanbase (and himself).