Film — Live-Action
Miguel: And if it's any consolation, Tulio, you made my life... rich.
Film — Live-Action
Spock Prime: Because you needed each other. I could not deprive you of the revelation of all that you could accomplish together, of a friendship that will define you both in ways you cannot yet realize.
Barney: The only partnership in my life that has stood the test of time is this one. The sacred bond of man and bro.
Alan: Who knows?
Denny: Is it odd that two grown heteros have sleepovers?
Alan: Who cares? I wouldn't trade them for anything.
Mark: Fuck off, Jeremy.
Jeremy: [inner voice] I'm his one.
Leslie: No, tragically we're both heterosexual.
Though I'm proud to call you "Chocolate Bear",
The crowd will always talk and stare.
Turk: I feel exactly those feelings too,
And that's why I keep them inside.
'Cause this bear can't bear the world's disdain,
And sometimes it's easier to hide
JD & Turk: Than explain our guy love, that's all it is.
Guy love, he's mine, I'm his.
There's nothing gay about it in our eyes.
Turk: You ask me 'bout this thing we share...
JD: ...and he tenderly replies.
Turk: "It's guy love...
JD & Turk: ...between two guys."
Turk: We're closer than the average man and wife.
JD: That's why our matching bracelets say "Turk and JD".
Turk: You know I'll stick by you for the rest of my life.
JD: You're the only man who's ever been inside of me!
Turk: [spoken] Whoa, whoa! I just took out his appendix!
JD: There's no need to clarify.
Turk: Oh no?
JD: Just let it grow more and more each day.
It's like I've married my best friend...
Turk: ...but in a totally manly way!
JD & Turk: Let's go!
It's guy love, don't compromise
The feeling of some other guy
Holding up your heart into the sky.
JD: I'll be there to care through all the lows.
Turk: I'll be there to share the highs.
JD & Turk: It's guy love, between two guys.
JD: And when I say, "I love you, Turk,"
It's not what it implies.
JD & Turk: It's guy love...
[Turk extends his hand for a handshake, JD pushes it away.]
JD: No hands. [goes in for a Man Hug instead]
Dahak: I didn't have to sell him anything. The seeds of doubt were already in his own heart.
Hercules: Iolaus was a hero in his own right.
Dahak: That's what you tell yourself to placate your guilt, but you know the truth, don't you? You used him merely as a traveling companion on the road to your destiny. [Hercules starts laughing] What's so funny?
Hercules: You obviously don't know Iolaus very well. You're too selfish to understand. Whenever I lost sight of what we were fighting for, Iolaus reminded me through his own courage and strength. I don't know what his life would've been like without mine, but I can't imagine my life without his.
It is her, the goddess,
who comes to unite us this day!
Yes, let us share the same fate,
let us be united until death!"
Jean Vicquemare: What?
Chester McLaine: It's not like that. They're what you call hetero-sexual life partners. They have a battle-tested relationship. (chuckles to himself) A "bröderbund" if you will.
Jean Vicquemare: Huh? ...Yeah.
Mack Torson: "Hetero-sexual life partners."
Jean Vicquemare: Funny apery. Male-centric workplace humour.
Super Friends version of Batman: You said it! We are as close as two friends can possibly be without going over any boundaries that would be indicative to our being more than friends!
Tien: Hey, at least I don't spend all my free time living alone with a cat!
Yamcha: Hey! At least I get some pus—Wow, that did not come out right.
Bitty: Chowder, sorry— they're different people. Not every pair of D-men can be like Ransom and Holster.
Ransom: Who wants to share a Best Friend Sundae???
Holster: Me! Me! I do!!
Phillip: Yes! Perhaps he's homophobic!
Terrence: But we're not gay, Phillip.
Phillip: We're not?!