Marik: Now I shall force Yugi to duel the one he loves most! And according to all the fanfiction I’ve read, that would be Joey.
Odion: But Master Marik, it is obvious that Yugi is in love with Tea.
Marik: What?! No way, that’s insane! What kind of messed-up fanfics have you been reading?
Odion: But Master Marik, it is obvious that Yugi is in love with Tea.
Marik: What?! No way, that’s insane! What kind of messed-up fanfics have you been reading?
—Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series, Episode 36: "The Man Who Would Be Steve."
Yaoi & shonen ai love relationships are in my opinion, the only TRUE LOVE that remains untouch in this crazy world of us.
— From a user on this deceased Gundam Wing fansite
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.Elle: This is just unacceptable. It asked for favorite couple and just look at what you put.
Alex: What's wrong with Goku and Chi-Chi?
Elle: Nothing, just... eeeww!
Alex: What's wrong with Goku and Chi-Chi?
Elle: Nothing, just... eeeww!
"The love between her and her girl is strong. Much stronger than those girls who love boys."
— This erased fanfic Mind Games.
If Senshi/Shitennou pairings are canonized in Sailor Moon Crystal, it’s reasonable to deduct that Naoko Takeuchi has sold out to appeal to heterosexuality and has failed in her message of strong women. She was smart enough to never do the idea in the first time.
Mark the Tapir: You tried to escape!
Sonic: Escape? No, no I was just searching for more of that fanfiction of yours. (holds one up) Oooh, SonAmy! Spicy...
Mark: Yeah, I don't really care for that, but it seems to be obligatory in the genre...
—Sonic Boom, "Sonic's Biggest Fan"
Republican Strawman: Well guess what, bucko! Now that you're a woman, that makes you... STRAIGHT!
Democrat Strawman: What? S-S-Straight?! Oh, I'm going to be sick! (barfs)
—FreedomToons, "Debates with Soymen"
The Supernatural fandom brutally attacks all female characters, thinking they will steal screen time from the two protagonists. They manage to bully the show runners into following their demands time and again. One day they fail to chase away a cute new male character, and ironically he becomes basically everything they feared those female characters would be.
HOW ARE THERE NO QUEERS?? WHERE DID THEY ALL GO???
“Advice Taken” contains some scenes implying a heterosexual relationship between two of the characters. The author apologises for this and hopes that no slash enthusiasts will be upset or offended. ;-D
— Author's note, Advice Taken
"What have we raised, Georges, an animal? Snakes live male and female together. Cats live male and female together. We are human beings, we know better!"
— Albin, La Cage aux folles (musical)
"You want me to put my ding-a-ling into your fairy cave?! ARE YOU MAD, WOMAN?!"
— Frankie Boyle, Mock the Week, The Worst Person To Be Married To
