Goku: I'm done.
Freeza: What?
Goku: I'm done fighting you. I'm bored. You're boring me.
Freeza: What?
Goku: I'm done fighting you. I'm bored. You're boring me.
Cell: (thinking) Alright Cell, we saw what losing your cool got you. So tone down the Freeza and chill the hell—
Gohan: Done getting your shit together up there? Because I'm starting to get bored.
Cell: (Crashing onto the ground in power-weighted form, volcanic with fury) WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME, YOU HAPLESS LITTLE SHIT?!?!?!
Gohan: I said, I'm bored. You're boring me.
Gohan: Done getting your shit together up there? Because I'm starting to get bored.
Cell: (Crashing onto the ground in power-weighted form, volcanic with fury) WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME, YOU HAPLESS LITTLE SHIT?!?!?!
Gohan: I said, I'm bored. You're boring me.
The Joker: Funny guy...
Batman: Can't say the same for you.
The Joker: Impudent brat... who do you think you're talking to?
Batman: Not a comedian, I'll tell you that.
The Joker: Shut your mouth!
Batman: The real Batman never talked to you much, did he? That's probably why you were so fixated on him.
The Joker: Don't play psychoanalyst with me, boy!
Batman: Oh, I don't need a degree to figure you out... The real reason you kept coming back was you never got a laugh out of the old man.
The Joker: I'm not hearing this...
Batman: Get a clue, clowny! He's got no sense of humor! He wouldn't know a good joke if it bit him in the cape... not that you ever had a good joke.
The Joker: Shut up... shut up!
Batman: I mean, joy-buzzers? Squirting flowers? Lame! Where's the "A" material? Make a face, drop your pants, something!
Batman: Can't say the same for you.
The Joker: Impudent brat... who do you think you're talking to?
Batman: Not a comedian, I'll tell you that.
The Joker: Shut your mouth!
Batman: The real Batman never talked to you much, did he? That's probably why you were so fixated on him.
The Joker: Don't play psychoanalyst with me, boy!
Batman: Oh, I don't need a degree to figure you out... The real reason you kept coming back was you never got a laugh out of the old man.
The Joker: I'm not hearing this...
Batman: Get a clue, clowny! He's got no sense of humor! He wouldn't know a good joke if it bit him in the cape... not that you ever had a good joke.
The Joker: Shut up... shut up!
Batman: I mean, joy-buzzers? Squirting flowers? Lame! Where's the "A" material? Make a face, drop your pants, something!
Homelander: You're about to be torn limb from limb, and you're completely calm. I think I've finally met a superhuman.
Stillwell: Why? Because I'm not impressed by you? Think about it. This is par for the course with you. When have you ever done anything remotely interesting or original? What have you thought of to do that the lowest speck of this pointless species couldn't, were they granted your level of power? And what next, destroy another airliner? Dismember more families, that kind of thing? A spoiled child's personal Auschwitz. It's so petty it's actually quite embarrassing. I'm just glad I won't be alive to see it...
Homelander: You... You... Keep watching. Just keep watching. That's all I'm going to say.
Stillwell: I will.
Homelander: Shut up! Shut up! [Flies through the window angrily]
Stillwell: Or I would, if I thought you had something worth seeing.
Stillwell: Why? Because I'm not impressed by you? Think about it. This is par for the course with you. When have you ever done anything remotely interesting or original? What have you thought of to do that the lowest speck of this pointless species couldn't, were they granted your level of power? And what next, destroy another airliner? Dismember more families, that kind of thing? A spoiled child's personal Auschwitz. It's so petty it's actually quite embarrassing. I'm just glad I won't be alive to see it...
Homelander: You... You... Keep watching. Just keep watching. That's all I'm going to say.
Stillwell: I will.
Homelander: Shut up! Shut up! [Flies through the window angrily]
Stillwell: Or I would, if I thought you had something worth seeing.
—The Boys note
Mario, you're such a bore...
Your blows just make me snore!
Your blows just make me snore!
— The Phantom, Mario + Rabbids Kingdom Battle
"The fact is, Starscream, despite your treachery, I've allowed you to carry on this long because I took a certain delight in following your string of failures. But you've finally become tiresome, predictable...you've hit rock bottom."
— Megatron, Transformers: Prime, "Rock Bottom"
"Davis, I'm not one to badmouth anyone. Your joke was amusing, but come on, man. You had one fatal flaw: Bateman is such a dork. Such a boring, spineless lightweight. Now if you said Bryce or McDermott... Otherwise, it was amusing. Now if you'll excuse me, I really must be going."
— Harold Carnes, not realizing he's actually talking to Patrick Bateman, American Psycho
James Bond: You break into the Bank of England via computer, then transfer the money electronically, seconds before you set off the GoldenEye, which erases any record of the transactions. Ingenious.
Janus: Thank you, James.
James Bond: But it still boils down to petty theft. In the end, you're just a bank robber. Nothing more than a common thief.
Janus: Thank you, James.
James Bond: But it still boils down to petty theft. In the end, you're just a bank robber. Nothing more than a common thief.
Two-Face: Your riddles are a cruel waste of time, just like Gotham's courts!
The Riddler: How nice to see you, Dent. Still relying on that coin to make decisions rather than faultless logic and cognitive prowess?
The Riddler: How nice to see you, Dent. Still relying on that coin to make decisions rather than faultless logic and cognitive prowess?
"But you know what? I could forgive all of that... all of it... if you weren't such a bore! That's the worst of it, Brian. You're just a big, sad, alcoholic bore!"
— Glenn Quagmire after tearing down Brian's character flaws, Family Guy, "Jerome is the New Black"
Basil Exposition told me this would be boring
But Jesus, man, even my mojo's snoring!
But Jesus, man, even my mojo's snoring!
"Boring! I thought you'd at LEAST put up a fight."
— Pigma Dengar, Star Fox Zero
"I can't believe you dimtwits are trying to ruin my plans again! Seriously, don't you have lives? Get a hobby! Woodworking or crocheting, something!"
— Dr. Cortex, Crash: Mind Over Mutant
Grimmel: I am Grimmel, sometimes called the Grisly.
Hiccup: Boring.
Grimmel: Excuse me?
Hiccup: Boring. You're boring. You say boring things.
Grimmel: [sputtering] I've barely said anything.
Hiccup: And yet I feel like I've heard it before. (sighs) Yeah, you're Grimmel the Grisly. Yeah, you hunt dragons for fun and profit, but what really gets your rocks off is the Night Fury, isn't it? You probably have a thousand Night Fury skins back home, hmm? Do me a favor: tell me you don't name them and sing them poetry. I already have an ugly picture in my head.
Grimmel: Name-? What are you saying to me?
Hiccup: I'm saying you're boring. Dull. [rolls eyes] I've seen you before. Had the same arguments. Killed you before, but for some reason it doesn't seem to take. I was hoping you'd have something new. Gossip, books, plays, a flute—but it's just the same old thing. You're so disappointing.
Hiccup: Boring.
Grimmel: Excuse me?
Hiccup: Boring. You're boring. You say boring things.
Grimmel: [sputtering] I've barely said anything.
Hiccup: And yet I feel like I've heard it before. (sighs) Yeah, you're Grimmel the Grisly. Yeah, you hunt dragons for fun and profit, but what really gets your rocks off is the Night Fury, isn't it? You probably have a thousand Night Fury skins back home, hmm? Do me a favor: tell me you don't name them and sing them poetry. I already have an ugly picture in my head.
Grimmel: Name-? What are you saying to me?
Hiccup: I'm saying you're boring. Dull. [rolls eyes] I've seen you before. Had the same arguments. Killed you before, but for some reason it doesn't seem to take. I was hoping you'd have something new. Gossip, books, plays, a flute—but it's just the same old thing. You're so disappointing.
— Of State
And crikey, you're such a boring guy
You could make a whole show about the ocean dry!
You could make a whole show about the ocean dry!
Judai: Are you scared, Asuka? You aren't much at all!
Asuka: What was that?!
Judai: Quite frankly, only the you controlled by Saiou now is kind of boring. Uncool, you know?
Asuka: What was that?!
Judai: Quite frankly, only the you controlled by Saiou now is kind of boring. Uncool, you know?
Vaarsuvius: Ah, a set of identical twins, each claiming to be the good one. A classic of the genre.
Nale: There's only one way to settle this: blast us both. It's the only way to be sure you get Nale.
Elan: Oh come on! That's such a cliche, even for this comic! The twin that suggests they both be killed must be the good twin, because the evil twin wouldn't be selfless enough to die to make sure the other one did too. It's like, the oldest trick in the book!
Vaarsuvius: I tend to agree. Elan would be familiar with the trope as a result of his bardic training... while Nale would recognize it on the account of being a fairly dull and predictable plot turn.
Elan: Huh?
Vaarsuvius: Well, surely you both must realize that Nale's stratagems to date have been tedious, unoriginal, and lacking in any truly keen insight. For a self-proclaimed Evil Genius, his plans have not required any great intellect in their conception.
Nale: Oh yeah? So, what, you think you could come up with something more clever than Nale did?
Vaarsuvius: [Blasts Nale right out of the panel with a lightning spell] Apparently.
Nale: There's only one way to settle this: blast us both. It's the only way to be sure you get Nale.
Elan: Oh come on! That's such a cliche, even for this comic! The twin that suggests they both be killed must be the good twin, because the evil twin wouldn't be selfless enough to die to make sure the other one did too. It's like, the oldest trick in the book!
Vaarsuvius: I tend to agree. Elan would be familiar with the trope as a result of his bardic training... while Nale would recognize it on the account of being a fairly dull and predictable plot turn.
Elan: Huh?
Vaarsuvius: Well, surely you both must realize that Nale's stratagems to date have been tedious, unoriginal, and lacking in any truly keen insight. For a self-proclaimed Evil Genius, his plans have not required any great intellect in their conception.
Nale: Oh yeah? So, what, you think you could come up with something more clever than Nale did?
Vaarsuvius: [Blasts Nale right out of the panel with a lightning spell] Apparently.
And I even gave you a chance to escape my barrier! Now go bring me the strongest swordsman on Fishman Island! You want to kill me? You couldn't even kill my boredom!
Nate: You see, Dani and Jamie are like Picasso or Gauguin.
Colin: Pedophiles?
Nate: Artists. They're artists. And Colin, you paint too, but your work doesn't end up in museums. It hangs at... well, you're like a painting at a Holiday Inn, you know? You don't inspire. You don't move people. You're there. You cover a bloodstain. You do the job, so just... do the job.
Colin: Pedophiles?
Nate: Artists. They're artists. And Colin, you paint too, but your work doesn't end up in museums. It hangs at... well, you're like a painting at a Holiday Inn, you know? You don't inspire. You don't move people. You're there. You cover a bloodstain. You do the job, so just... do the job.
Read any of the boring-ass plays you wrote!
Even Horton doesn't wanna hear you!
And Cindy Lou Who is afraid to go near you!
You bore people to death!
You leave a classroom looking like the end of Macbeth!
I entertain a child of any age!
You've gotta translate what you said on the opposite page!
— The Cat in the Hat, Epic Rap Battles of History (Dr. Seuss vs. William Shakespeare)
