Seasons: Season 1 | Season 2 | Season 3 | Season 4 | Season 5 | Season 6 | Season 7 | Season 8 | Season 9 | Season 10 | Season 11 | Season 12 | Season 13
Movies: The Spongebob Squarepants Movie | Sponge Out of Water | Sponge on the Run
Other: Revenge of the Flying Dutchman | Employee of the Month | Battle for Bikini Bottom | Lights, Camera, Pants!
It's the Raging Whirlpool!
Intro
- When trying to tell Patrick about the tickets to Neptune's Paradise, SpongeBob catches him talking to a water cooler.Patrick: I know I am, but water you?
Chapter 1: Employee of the Year
- One of SpongeBob's prized possessions in his work closet is a pin-up of Sandy in her bikini.SpongeBob: Ahhh... Sandy Cheeks. Looking at her makes me smile!
- Patrick ended up winning his new camera in a bikini contest.Patrick: Well... I was the only male contestant, but the judges said I had the most unique figure.
- The jewelry shop owner seems a bit too pleased with SpongeBob's compliment to his store.Jewelry Shop Owner: Wow, that's really great to hear! Thanks! Just for that, I want you to have this videotape. It's priceless, much like the compliment you just paid me. I can never thank you enough, thank you, thank you, thank you!
SpongeBob: Uhh... Ok! Never look a gift seahorse in the mouth, that's what I always say! - SpongeBob is initially impressed by the huge sand castle in Goo Lagoon, but he has some choice words when he discovers that it's just a wooden cutout.SpongeBob: What a ripoff! I think game developers need bigger budgets to avoid this sort of thing.
- Listening to Larry's daily exercise routine, SpongeBob clearly isn't paying attention, until...Larry: Finally, you gotta stop eating those fatty Krabby Patties.
SpongeBob: WHAT? THAT'S CRAZY TALK! FORGET ABOUT IT!
Larry: See? It takes discipline. - SpongeBob's bluff to get Larry away from his shovel and pail.SpongeBob: Oooo! Look over there - a MERMAID! And she's LOOOOKING at you...
Larry: Ohh! Good thing I haven't fallen off my diet! Where? HEEEEY... there's no mermaid... - For some reason, Grandma SquarePants keeps calling SpongeBob "Patrick".SpongeBob: Grandma! I'm not Patrick! I'm - Oh, never mind.
- Mr. Krabs is doing a garage sale at the Barg'N-Mart... completely naked.
- On the bus, Plankton tries to listen to classical music, but ends up putting on another alphabet song. He's then promptly crushed by his CD player.
- While performing "the most annoying sound in the whole sea", SpongeBob kicks at the ground like he's a dog kicking up dirt.
Chapter 2: Hitting Rock Bottom
- SpongeBob flirting with the Information Lady.SpongeBob: What a big, voluptuous eye you have!
Information Lady: All the better to roll at you, pipsqueak. - Upon leaving the Rock Bottom bus station...Information Lady: You can check out anytime you like - but you can never leave!
- SpongeBob doesn't even flirt with the Information Lady's sister, Tiffany, but he gets shot down even harder.SpongeBob: You have a very nice desk.
Tiffany: Yeah, great line, Romeo. You sure know how to woo a girl. - Jojo the TV Repairman acts a lot like an Erudite Stoner.SpongeBob: Are those your tools?
Jojo: Is ANYTHING mine? I mean, what do you mean by 'mine'? I don't OWN anything. Possessions just drag you down. Those tools are merely my temporary companions. I respect them -- and they respect me. - It turns out Jojo is out working in the rain repairing... nothing. The antenna he was asked to repair, as it turns out, is functioning perfectly fine, so he opted to simply look busy.
- Jojo's request for a Kelpsi.
- Mermaid Man passed out from stomach pains in the Rusty Anchor parking lot after his cola drinking contest with Patrick.Mermaid Man: Mommy? Daddy? I want my wooby...
Mermaid Man: Daisy... Daisy... give me your answer do... - Even SpongeBob knows that Gary Gulper is full of shit.SpongeBob: I'm not sure I understand. If you built a device that controls the weather, then what does the station need YOU for?
Gary Gulper: Well, er... Well umm... you see... errr... Uh-oh. - On their way back from Rock Bottom, Patrick armpit farts out the window at Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy, the latter of whom just stares at him.
Chapter 3: Back to Square One
- The calendar at Sardine's Sundries being dated back to 1969.SpongeBob: That calendar needs to be updated. Who are The Doobie Brothers?
- While inside of Squidward's dream, SpongeBob looks like Squidward, but with his body as the head, Gag Nose and all.
- The game's hilarious attempt at Hand Waving why the bench and table in Sandy's Treedome are in the same position as they were in "Wormy".SpongeBob: Wow! Sandy must have had a good reason for flipping over that picnic table.
- When Sandy tells SpongeBob and Patrick to buckle up, the camera pans to show Patrick wearing a pool float.
Chapter 4: Bottom's Up!
- The seaweed of Waverly Hills is in the shape of dollar signs.SpongeBob: Ha! Even the seaweed here is high class.
- Oxygen Springs' absolutely bizarre Dress Code.SpongeBob: Jackets?! Isn't everybody in there wearing swimsuits?
Intercom: Well, yes, they are, but before they are allowed to change into swimsuits they must be wearing jackets.
SpongeBob: Oh. I guess that makes sense...
Intercom: Of course it does! Just don't think about it too much, and please come back once you have fulfilled our simple dress requirements. - Cowfish Craig's use for the golden coconut.Cowfish Craig: I ain't giving it back! Besides, I'm putting it to really good use.
SpongeBob: What are you using it for?
Cowfish Craig: A paperweight. It's real heavy. - Cowfish Craig goes off on a tangent about not letting your luxuries turn to necessities, and just when it seems like SpongeBob misses the point...SpongeBob: What about a heated pool? That'd be nice, huh?
Cowfish Craig: Yeah, actually, a heated pool would rock. - The "King's Ransom" turns out to be nothing more than...SpongeBob: A quarter?
Carlton Ritts: Well, I don't carry much cash on me. Sorry.
SpongeBob: Gee, thanks. - SpongeBob calling to make a reservation at Sublime Seafoods.Shapiro: We are located on the top of a quaint hill that rises from the Kelp Forest. The view is BREATHTAKING, I assure you, madam.
SpongeBob: I'm not a madam.
Shapiro: Oh, heh heh, I apologize, mademoiselle. How silly of me.
SpongeBob: Try again.
Shapiro: Oh my goodness! A thousand apologies... sir?
SpongeBob: You got it! - Patrick taking the mundane solution to get into Oxygen Springs is already pretty funny, but then SpongeBob asks to use the oxygen geyser Patrick's in.SpongeBob: Well, hurry up and get out, I gotta get oxygen from this geyser...
Patrick: I can't get out! I'm not wearing any pants!
SpongeBob: Well how'd you get in here then?!?
Patrick: I don't remember. - The Reveal that every Identical Stranger SpongeBob's been running into the whole game has been a family of Inexplicably Identical Individuals.SpongeBob: How many twin brothers do you have?
Leonard: Including Petro and Ryan?
SpongeBob: Yes.
Leonard: Four thousand, one hundred and thirty-two. More or less. - It seems like the trip to Neptune's Paradise was All for Nothing at first, because a private party is being held for SpringBoob SquirePin.Sandy: Psst. That's SpongeBob SquarePants!
- And even after the correction and SpongeBob instantly cheers up, Patrick is still seen having a tantrum.
- After the evening of fun at Neptune's Paradise, everyone jovially leaves the park, but they end up forgetting Patrick, who's still in a daze on the bumper cars.
