Weird dreams

All I remember from last night's dream is that I had to explain who Akira Kurosawa was to someone on a bus. The only movie by him I've seen was Dreams. I was looking at stuff about Nioh before I got to bed last night, but still, I usually never have dreams about the stuff I do right before going to sleep. This might be a very mundane first.

edited 2nd Mar '17 6:50:13 AM by CaliburnAbsoluteEX

I had an odd dream where I had been constructing an army of robots underneath some sort of M & M's restaurant, despite the fact that I hated chocolate. Naturally, I spent the next thirty minutes of the dream debating with my friends about if it was crazy to build an army of robots, the possible casualties if they were used, and eventually calling me crazy.

Naturally, I decided to turn one on and order it to activate the others, which were in a secret bunker under the men's restroom.

At that point, it rolled off, and I ended up getting pursued into an indoor water park area of the M&M's place, before one of my friends offered to help me, despite the fact that she was a girl, and couldn't go into the men's room without looking suspicious. [Even though I had just announced to everyone about my ROBOT ARMY. Not the time to have standards, me.]

At that point, I woke up due to some sort of noise outside.

I recently had one where I and a cousin were attempting to recreate Chancellorsville using LEGO. We're sitting on a hardwood floor and have an enormous amount of LEGO to work with. We also have several books about the US Civil War and a detailed map of 1860s Virginia to use for reference.

I have a lot of dreams where I'm at a new school, and I don't know what to do or where to go. This is one of those dreams, and I had it a couple years ago:

So, the new school in this dream was run just like a normal school... except Mufasa was the "king" of the school. Instead of doing academic or business-related work, he guarded the school from physical threats. He lived in his own chamber on the top floor, and I think he would sometimes come through the hallways to see how everyone was doing.

Anyway, since I was new and completely lost, I was wandering around, when somehow I found myself in a Fire and Brimstone Hell beneath the school. Scar was waiting there, and with his back to the flames, towering over me, he was silhouetted like this◊. It was LITERALLY scary as hell.

Scar told me, with his oily voice, that he was going to keep me hostage as part of a plan to kill Mufasa.

The next thing I remember after that was me, Scar, Mufasa, and everyone else in the school on the top floor. Mufasa and Scar were circling around each other, and we were all terrified. Suddenly, the lights went out, and we heard them roar and start fighting. Soon, there was silence.

But when the lights came back on, Scar was dead, and Mufasa was standing over him, and we were all relieved.

I was really mad at someone (for an undisclosed reason in the dream but considering this person shared a name with someone I dislike IRL I have a few guesses why). And I was playing with these suede-y fabric swatch things. So I use my pinky nail to write the person's name on the swatch with part of it replaced with "DIE", and stick it back in the pile of swatches.

Anyway someone finds it, and is trying to figure out who did it and why and there is this big investigation launched over who did it (mind you, it could be erased by running your hand over it the other way, I didn't write on it with a sharpie or anything so it didn't ruin the fabric, and it was just a first name with "DIE" as part of it, not an "I am going to kill [insert first and last name here]", so it couldn't even be construed as a death threat.)

Finally someone figured out it was me somehow (handwriting analysis I guess; even the person whose name it was didn't know of my dislike and the people who actually did know would've found it hilarious). And apparently nothing had happened to the person I dislike (like they didn't even know I'd written their name with "die" in it and it is a common enough name anyway). Anyway I was trying to make up this elaborate story involving acting and this person attempting to steal a part I was going for. Somehow someone decided this meant I was Eridan Ampora. (wut).

My last night's dream:

I had an army of roughly thumb-sized little creatures. A very varied bunch. It was apparently some kind of real-life strategy game, and I led them in battles against three other armies of similar creatures, led by two of my cousins and somebody who looked suspiciously like Illyasviel von Einzberg. The battles were held in my bedroom, or in what used to be my bedroom when I was around ten years old or so. There were several rules to the battle, and I remember that you were allowed to pick up any single creature and move it freely around the room, including placing them on furniture or under it, but only one at a time.That's basically all I remember of the events, but I remember some of these creatures.

The first species, which also made up most of my army, was this green, one-eyed blob-like monster with four arms. They wielded fully metallic spears, and could gather momentum to throw them by rolling around.

The second one I remember looked like a miniature rubber duck. They could draw enemy creatures towards themselves by making annoying whistling noises, and once the enemy got close enough, they would blast them into pieces with a blue wave of sound. The drawback to them was that their soundwave attack took quite long to charge and it wouldn't do anything to bigger creatures.

The third species was what my opponent's armies were mostly made of, but I had some as well. They were dark red and roughly human-shaped, except for having a big, teeth-filled mouth where the head and neck would be. They had a Healing Factor that kicked in whenever they ate something.

Another one I remember was exclusively from my opponents' side, a teal blue moth-like thing. They were smaller and frailer than the other creatures, and even though they were very poor at flying, their wings were razor-sharp and could use them to cut other creatures in half. And because their wings were so sharp, they couldn't be picked up without your hands getting massive bleeding wounds.

Then there was this one creature, special in that they had a name I could still remember. They were called Beastmasters, and they were like little round orange cyclops that wore skulls as helmets. The only thing special about them was that they got along with animals. In a normal battle, this meant that they were useless. But when a dog (a big, but otherwise ordinary golden retriever) decided to walk into the room, these useless little things cuddled with the doggie for a while, after which they convinced it to join in on the battle. Considering that to the little creatures, it was practically a Kaiju....in these circumstances, the Beastmasters went from "useless" to "instant victory". I also remember that in my battle against Illya's army, she brought along Beastmasters who rode on shrews and grasshoppers. Not that those did any good against the next creature...

And the final one I remember in detail was a kind of Game-Breaker. They were apparently a very rare species that you basically had to raise yourself, while the other creatures just popped out of nowhere and joined your army with no requirements. They also had multiple life stages and were much bigger than the other creatures. The first stage was a dragonfly-like creature that laid an egg inside any kind of carton container you had (a milk carton and a cereal package, for example). Then, my creatures had to haul the carton containers on the battlefield, where they would hatch. What emerged from them was a creature that could be described as a large guinea pig/cavy with sabertooth tiger-like teeth. They were ridiculously aggressive, mauling everything that got close, even the creatures on their side. Something like that looks like a Killer Rabbit to us humans, but I remember thinking that to the creatures on the battlefield, these things were the same size as elephants are to us. After a set amount of time, they would keel over dead if they hadn't already been killed, and from them would emerge a group of creatures like pitch-black combinations of a spider and a prawn, and they scavenged the sabertooth cavy's individual hairs and wielded them like whips. After the battle they were used in was over, they would molt and grow wings, becoming the dragonfly-like first stage of their life. After which they would fly out of the window and you'd never see them again.

There were also other creatures, but I don't remember much about them, thanks to there having been so many different ones. If I was a video game developer, I'd probably get working on a game based on this.

Most of my dream last night involved Count Olaf and Dr. Orwell chasing me down and hurting and killing every innocent person I met.

Then it switched to me playing this weird version of Nightmare Ned. See, the premise of both the game and the cartoon based on it is that Ned is a nice kid who has nightmares about EVERYTHING. But in this dream, some kids in school had unfairly gotten him in trouble, and he was furious... but calm. He was singing this extremely creepy song about how the other kids must have made a Deal with the Devil, and how he wanted to do the same to get back at them.

Not on the same day and I don't remember much at all, but here ya go.

One involved Silver and Lusamine. They were both Weirdness Magnets for some odd reason, and it was implied the latter was a more major one than the former. I don't think either of them were much better or worse for wear.

Another, I think from last night, involved a giant^note 50-100 feet tall Lilligant, possibly the aforementioned Lusamine's, despite the fact she was absent from this dream, attacking a pub in a Roblox place I frequent. If you search "roblox roadhazards", no space, I think it's the first one.

Yet another one from much further back was like Alice In Wonderland, except the White Rabbit of all people was the Big Bad. He had hypnotised Alice into a coma, and her dream involved being so huge her head was above the clouds, then Twilight Sparkle(?!) inflating into a perfect sphere, but no bigger than necessary then growing several heads and pairs of legs. Said heads then moved to the top and centre of her new body. She then climbed onto Alice's gigantic leg, and Alice questioned how she was noticing Twilight was on her...

Back to the rabbit. Now the scene was in live-action. Two men were fighting it, and the white rabbit revealed himself to be part Animalistic Abomination and part Humanoid Abomination, growing huge teeth. He successfully pins down one of the men, and then chomps off his head by completely erasing his neck with just his enormous teeth. However, the victim apparently died of blood loss, not having his entire neck being bitten off in one bite.

Understandably, the survivor runs for his life. After some time, a green dog-like monster attacks and kills the rabbit.

I'm sure.

edited 3rd Mar '17 1:45:11 PM by StarAndroidJaguar

You sure you didn't have a gas leak in your house or something when you had that last one?

My dream last night started with me and someone else getting eaten by a giant Man-Eating Plant. We were just sitting there in its stomach, waiting to die, when suddenly the temperature started changing rapidly. Apparently the plant had the ability to change the outside temperature, and it wanted to find one that was perfect. It finally settled on 150-something degrees, and me and the other person were wriggling in pain from the heat.

In the next part of the dream, I was playing a fanmade Pokemon game online. For your player character, you chose from a large list of premade characters, so I chose an Upper-Class Twit-looking guy.

For some reason, most of the game took place in an amusement park. There were signs around the park with one letter highlighted, and I had to write all the letters down and unscramble them to solve some puzzle.

Twentington, before you get any artist to buy any art, based off of that dream

I think it's time for you to consider the fact that you may be psychic

I had a dream that involved an altered version of Pokémon Go, despite not being a player of it myself. Some details I can recall:

• The Pokémon could be encountered from viewing my surroundings, as opposed to a map. If something peculiar is going on, there's my encounter.
• Later generations are available as well as the ones available in the actual version
• What I caught has been given a name already by someone else.
• When it asks me for my alignment, it gave me a chart showing the percentage of players that chose that side. Team Articuno was dominating, and I recall choosing Team Moltres because it's trailing.

Only mons that I remember catching are a gen 2 legendary (I think, though thankfully didn't take ages to catch), a female Eevee, and maybe some Ghost type. There were others that I encountered, but these stick out.

edited 4th Mar '17 8:46:49 AM by Berrenta

Last night:

First dream: I had to go back in time to prevent some guy from ruining his life in his childhood. Apparently I had to do this by stacking things to a certain height. There was no specification as to what I was supposed to stack so I just stacked up some boxes and books. This prevented the guy's "bad future" but ended up somehow erasing my shoes (which were not the high heeled shoes of doom from the other night, they were just plain black leather lace-up shoes).

Second dream: My mind was somehow in the body of this other woman and I was trying to navigate through a Thanksgiving dinner with her husband and parents. Somehow the husband and this whoever-I-was-woman were going to cook this fried cheese thing because it was some tradition in the husband's family. And then at the end of the dream I remembered I was supposed to have a child.

This one was really weird.

Wallace had a big chicken pen. It was like a sheep pen, except there were chickens in it (well they were more like dark brown claymation birds). In this pen was a rather tall pile of junk near one of the edges, for whatever reason.

For some reason or another, Wallace decided it was time to test a machine that fires big blobs of cheese. He fired it straight at that pile of junk. and the cheese soaked right into the pile. The chickens all rushed over and started eating it (dunno why chickens would eat cheese). However, they all became immobile somehow. Only just big enough to be immobile. Wallace had a minor breakdown because the chickens would be too cheesy and not meaty enough.

The Mane Six (or was it Seven?) invaded my dream again. They apparently wanted to help out with this new problem. I can't exactly remember how, but I'm guessing it involved eating them or something. At least one of them was Squicked out and backed out, oddly. The ones that did press on got minor Balloon Bellies and quickly stopped, except one. Of all of them, Fluttershy proved Too Kinky to Torture (mind you it wasn't meant as torture), and ended up absolutely enormous. ^note  I don't have an exact size, but I think the number 7 was mentioned somewhere, which means she could have either ended 7 feet or 7 metres (about 22'11.5'') in diameter... I don't think it was the latter, but there may have been some Your Size May Vary. I'm not sure, but I don't think she minded that much, except for not really being able to move.

I don't even know if it helped the problem at all.

edited 5th Mar '17 1:52:43 AM by StarAndroidJaguar

sorry, have i weirded everyone out?

I don't think so, I guess no one else has had any good dreams lately.

I do remember having one dream last night, actually, and all I can remember is that it involved the Teletubbies for some inexplicable reason. I don't remember all that happened except for Laa-Laa and Po discovering strange tree branches that shot them up into the sky whenever jumped on, somewhat like the music blocks in Super Mario Bros. 3. They ended up as still images of themselves bouncing through a cloud/coin heaven while an (actually pretty awesome) orchestral music piece played throughout.

It's been ages since I've even watched Teletubbies YouTube Poops (much less the TV show itself), so I couldn't tell you why I dreamed about them.

edited 6th Mar '17 12:46:25 PM by kablammin45

I was in some sort of outdoor mall with my mom and sister. It had a Subway and a McDonald's next to each other, but both were closed. I kept wondering why they didn't keep the McDonald's open, because it was the only one in town, and it's just weird to have other fast foods in town without a McDonald's. (Note: This is the case in Mackinaw City, Michigan, which has an outdoor mall and is only a couple hours from me. Their McDonald's closed in the late 1990s because it was a seasonal storefront location that didn't have a drive-thru.)

Anyway, as we kept going, we found a J. C. Penney at the end of the outdoor mall. And two Subways, one right across from the other. I made a "yo dawg, I heard you like" joke about it, and was surprised that my sister actually got the reference. Next to both of them was some kind of clothing store that I went into and bought some shorts.

Somehow I ended up in some kind of convenience store. I bought a magazine, and noticed a wall of various drinks, including some iced coffees, which they told me were free if I got the magazine. I was surprised to find that while the lady was ringing me up, she was applying price stickers to everything, even the money I was giving her.

I also ended up with some kind of Garfield book that had a bunch of never before released strips in it, as well as a book that had a lot of art from artists that I commission on FurAffinity. I kept getting nervous because the latter book had a lot of NSFW stuff in it.

All I can remember from my dream last night is that at some point I was transformed into Fifi La Fume, and I promptly mistook my sister's dog for another skunk and began crushing on him.

I really gotta scale back on those Tiny Toons episodes....>_<

Okay, so it's been a long while since I last posted in here, but I've finally got a dream worthy of this thread again.

I don't remember it too well, but I noted down some key details. It started out with me and some people who were my friends but I didn't physically recognise, so I guess they were people I knew online but had never met IRL, in some kind of beauty salon.

Except here, they were to cover us in some kind of magic clay that would turn us into steampunk-themed anthropomorphic animals. ...Yeah. And even better, we had no choice what kind; they had an artist come up with 'appropriate designs' for each of us. For me, they had chosen a slightly chubby fox pilot. However, before they could start the application of magic clay (don't ask me how it worked), I said I needed to use the toilet.

So I left the salon and went into some kind of busy mall-type area, where I went into a restaurant which only had glass walls and obviously no toilets whatsoever (which, incidentally, is illegal in the U.K. ), and asked a waiter where to find them. The waiter started looking around him, pointing out all the walls and saying 'is there a toilet over here? Or a toilet over here? Nooo!', in a comedy French accent. Which, come to think of it, probably meant he was being sarcastic, since it was blatantly obvious there were no toilets, as I have previously established.

This is where it gets weird...er. I wake up - in the dream - and while still dreaming, I logged onto this forum and started telling you guys about the dream I just had. Oh, and one user had a different avatar that I'd never seen before, which I think alerted my dream self that I hadn't really woken up. So then I woke up for real.

EXCEPT I HADN'T. I had woken up within a dream, again. And so I got onto my computer, again. This time I went onto a Discord chatroom I frequent, told them about all the above, and when mentioning the whole chubby fox thing, I made a joke about me becoming a 'Were-Gideon'. As in, Gideon Grey. So I guess this is Foreshadowing for my next dream, where I transform into a pot-bellied, pie-baking fox with a southern accent under the full moon. :V

edited 8th Mar '17 4:39:10 AM by PresidentStalkeyes

I had an odd dream where I was in a black and white movie, and Cailleach, (or rather, her avatar/trooper profile picture), was the lead actress, similar to Marilyn Monroe. She was wanting to go to a party, but a man in a suit warned her about gypsies.

Naturally, I happened to be in gypsy clothing, and was one of the main partygoers, at which point the dream revealed that we were in WW 2 era Europe, which was not a good time to be a gypsy.

One song and dance musical number later, the man in the suit showed up with several friendly}} [[{{Faux Affably Evil}} Gestapo agents, having called them to save Caileach.

So, she went off, and I made a run for it, at which point the chase devolved from an action movie to a comedy.

Then, after a Gestapo agent fell down some stairs, they decided to send a death squad after me and the other partygoers.

After a short car ride, I made it to an oceanside boardwalk, and, one sad musical number later, was told by a passing stranger who turned out to be my dad, spoilers for the nonexistent film dream, that I could have all the electronic time I wanted, despite being in WW 2 era Europe.

I cheered, and decided to party some more, despite the fact that I had gotten into the mess by partying.

Then I either met Navy or became Navy.

At that point, I realized two things.

One: I was in the first film of a trilogy.

Two: I was dreaming!

Then, I awoke. No idea what happened to Cail, though the partygoers besides her were scattered or shot at.

edited 8th Mar '17 7:23:40 AM by RandomWriter413

An earlier one had Wreck It Ralph^note  which I've never seen , except a minor(?) protagonist was a Typhlosion and some of the Mooks were Scizors.

Last night, my entire six form (basically my year and the year below) were invited to play a game in the main hall of our school building. I think you had to be seated around a table before the lights went out completely or something, or you were attacked by the island guardian deities (although I only saw Tapus Koko and Lele). I'm sorry I don't remember any more of it except that the attacks weren't literal.

Had an odd two last night.

It was similar to a sitcom, and the main characters were Papyrus, Undyne, and Steven, though others from Undertale and Steven did show up.

It began with Papyrus deciding he wanted to move, and go see the world, which Undyne didn't want him to do, because she'd be left alone, due to Alphys being missing, and Sans being gone.

So, in order to placate him, she told him that a trip cost money, which he had in short supply.

So, Papyrus decided to sell his house, only to still not have enough money to go on the trip. Steven came by, and asked if Papyrus would want to hang at his house, to which he said no, at which point it started to rain.

Thankfully, Undyne bought his house back.

At this point, my dream cut off to a human, far in the distance, with red eyes, and a big smile, with their clothes covered in dust.

After all that, Steven found out that Papyrus's other next door neighbor had been messing with him, and yelled that fact out to the neighborhood, at which point everyone from Undertale minus Frisk and Flowey, and everyone from Steven Universe laughed at him, before some political protesters showed up, proclaiming up with facism, down with bills.

Then that dream ended with Papyrus deciding he wanted to stay home with his friends, and the second one began.

Greg Heffley and Rowley were at some sort of party with myself, at which point one kid got sick, and infected Greg. Rowley, never having had the chicken pox, wondered if it was fun, to which I told him no. He got infected on purpose anyways.

Then, I went over to the gambling tables to play, and realized everyone was losing to an old man. Then, behind me, the door opened, and the screams of children echoed, as a hooded figure walked in, before taking off her hood.

Vicki had arrived, and wanted to gamble as well. Rodrick, Greg's older brother, tried to hit on her, while I tried to avoid making eye contact.

The old man, however, continued to take all of our money, when it was revealed that he was blind, and had a partnership with the dealer.

No one took it well, but we only targeted the dealer.

Then she had to leave to babysit Greg and Rowley due to them being sick, and was actually quite civil towards us, likely due to our similar ages.

Then, she put the hood back on, and the theme of Minas Morgul blared.

Then I woke up.

I recently woke up from a dream where I was kidnapped. They treated me quite nicely and wanted me to design things they did not have. One of the things they asked for was a gas turbine. I woke up before the dream ended. I do have enough engineering experience that I probably can design a gas turbine several different ways. It won't be easy, but I think I can do it.

I had a bunch of dreams last night, but I barely remember any of them.

The first one was scary. I think it was about some sort of demon that was after me. There was also a good spirit who was trying to protect me.

Then I remember being in these weird buildings. There was one with a long hallway and many big windows that let you see something that was happening outside. There was also a lake with a lot of wooden structures supported by poles, but they started collapsing.

And then... there was something about Sonic characters. This part may have taken place in the wooden buildings in the lake.

This one was set in Dustbowl, specifically the stretch leading up to the final Capture Point.

I was a BLU Spy and a RED Demoman had spotted me. There was a bridge connecting two of the buildings that's not in the game proper.

On this bridge, we played what seemed to be football (British). I scored very quickly, then the Demoman equalised just as quickly.

Then either the Demoman or his player revealed himself to be Shrek and proceeded to kill everyone on the map with ridiculous ease.

I have the remnants of an idea of a Youtube Poop where Shrek was actually a Sealed Eldritch Abomination capable of worldwide destruction. Donkey was his seal.

edited 9th Mar '17 9:44:48 AM by StarAndroidJaguar