Ozbourne is one of those people who never knows exactly what to write about herself in biographies. Don't worry; she doesn't usually talk about herself in the third person. She's only doing it here because putting "I am..." all over the page would look a bit strange. Ozbourne's age depends entirely upon whose perspective it is we're talking about.
Pokemon sucks! You are awesome.
Ozbourne is by far the coolest immortal I've ever met. - The Jackal
Wild ABRATangent 128 Appeared!
If you could see the end of the world as we know it, would you still be bored? -Wanderlust Warrior
Haven uses LELOUCH-INSPIRED HAMMINESS. Critical Hit!
Fear the boredom. I give you the big shiny red button that will fix boredom I promise.-Tuefel Hunden IV
- Word of God has confirmed that she is 603 this year.
- Eerie Pale-Skinned Brunette
- Blinding Bangs (In some of her pictures she's posted)
- Now that they're growing out and she's parted her hair on the side, they're more Peek-a-Bangs.
- Cleopatra Nose
- Who Wants to Live Forever? (that's why she's so bored)
- Viewer Gender Confusion (Subverted by actually reading my profile.)
- Double Subverted by looking at her pictures where she has short hair.
- Not a Morning Person
- You Gotta Have Purple Hair
- Must Have Caffeine (Or she can't think right.)
- Nightmare Fetishist (feels kind of good to admit that.)
- Disability Superpower (if she wasn't bored, she wouldn't be able to throw her fireballs)
- Does Not Like Socks
- Queen of Buffy Speak:
It's a thing!
ok, it's no longer a thing, but as I was distracted when it was a thing and thus couldn't announce that it was a thing... it was a thing.
- Pettanko (May as well stick this on, I've mentioned my lack of assets several times now anyway)
- Especially the "I want boobies!" incidents in Vent.
- Creepy Monotone (actually it's cute and endearing, so there.)
- What Is This Thing You Call Love? (Completely and utterly aromantic.)
- Psycho Electro
- Living Statue and don't you forget it! - Keybreak
- Talkative Loon, its the talk about buckets all the time :p -Whale of Your Nightmare
- Fangirl of Vriska and homestuck in general - Lolipod Distortion
- Forgot She Was A Robot. Search your heart, you know it to be true! - Boolean Earth
- Only Sane Woman. Yes, really. - Lemurian
- Halloween Special: Because my brain can't think of something else right now. Maybe, someday... ~Dhana Ragnarok
- The Quiet One: Whale doesn't know what he's talking about. You're low-key.
- Rei Ayanami Expy: What all the above tropes seem to add up to. - Haldo
- Demonic Spiders: very much in a good way. 8] ~squiddleTron
- There will be no chiseling my pants off when I am a statue. Very amusing.
- Trick or Trope! - Lemurian