is one of those people who never knows exactly what to write about herself in biographies.
Don't worry; she doesn't usually talk about herself in the third person. She's only doing it here because putting "I am..." all over the page would look a bit strange.
Ozbourne's age depends entirely upon whose perspective it is we're talking about.
Oh, and because others seem to be doing it, Ozbourne is hopping on the bandwagon and asking that if anyone has any descriptions or tropes that might apply to her, feel free to add them.
Tropes that describe Ozbourne:
It's a thing!
ok, it's no longer a thing, but as I was distracted when it was a thing and thus couldn't announce that it was a thing... it was a thing.
Vandalize and add other random commentary here.
Hey Ozbourne. I left you some pizza.
HAY OZBOURNE this is mostly just a random comment and graffiti.
William Wide Web
wants to know the secret to your immortality.
OMG DARK LADY CELEBRIAN
appears... For no reason at all!
RANDOM PROFILE PAGE COMMENT
She's a bored immortal and that's all the information you need for Epileptic Trees
Hey, Ozbourne. I haven't seen you that much around the forums after I stopped reading Troper Updates. Which is too bad, 'cause you seem like a neat person.
may or may not have been here, but there is a bottle of booze and a link to some awesome Touhou-related music
, so chances are that he was.
Ridiculous and slightly hallucinatory vandalizing comment. - Wicked223
-offering of a years supply of snark- ~Katrika
Have you ever considered insulting every being in the universe in alphabetical order?
Hello then. You asked for a comment, here it is. -signed, Mortal
You are awesome.
Ozbourne is by far the coolest immortal I've ever met. - The Jackal
If you could see the end of the world as we know it, would you still be bored? -Wanderlust Warrior
uses LELOUCH-INSPIRED HAMMINESS. Critical Hit!
Fear the boredom. I give you the big shiny red button that will fix boredom I promise.-Tuefel Hunden IV
- There will be no chiseling my pants off when I am a statue. Very amusing.
Oh God! How did this get here! [[meme I'm not good with computers]] Justice4243
All my base (and pizza) are belong to you. ladycoffee
Well I suppose I should pay a visit... ~ Zyxzy
Hey there! Thanks for leaving something back at my page! ~ L3wt
* Attempts to vandalise here and gets zapped.* - Coyotic Evil
baked you some brownies! Hope you love it.
Hello, fellow Pokemon fan! ~ Arcadiarika
HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII - Spa´n Sun
Listen all y'all, it's sabotage! Ozbourne is all kinds of cool! —goodtimesfreegrog
I came here in an attempt to figure out the reasoning behind your color coding. And also to thank you for leaving a comment on my page :) — Leradny
Nice redirect. Also, since when do users get WMG pages? - Caped Luigis Yoshi
Well, it's a good thing
I kept that Master Ball until now. —Shlapintogan
DANCING KIRBIES!! <(^^)> <(^^<) (>^^)> <(^^)> "Poyo~!"—Squealing Sandry
Hello, fellow not-romantic-person. - Imipolex G
Weird. I got to Oz
, but I didn't see any yellow brick road. Huh. - Keybreak
Oh my god
, Oz isn't made of stone anymore! RUN!
Clearly, you are the eternally-bored to my eternally-amused. I salute thee. - Krrackknut
appeared! Gloom used Mythology Gag
! - Gabriel Gloom
O HAI NOSEBOURNE
! - Not So Badass Longcoat
* is a statue*
You're right, this is awesome!
The coolest snake-haired petrifier on the Internet. *bows* - Arcolops
"There are no uninteresting subjects, only uninterested people." ...and statues, I guess? - Noaqiyeum
Epitome used petrify! ...It did nothing, seeing as Oz is already a statue. Well that's awkward. ~Epitome
Geez, have I really been this lazy in vandalizing pages? THIS MUST BE CHANGED!!! -Spooky Mask
-vandalises statue- -Shichibukai
Pale Skinned Granite Cutie
! -Tobias Drake
Congratulations. You've lost the game. -@DJMarred
It's a strange feeling, looking at your page and seeing you still
have C.C. as your image... ~Noaqiyeum
you comb your hair without excruciating pain? - Kraken
So... you're 599?
I'm a long-lived bored person too! Not a statue though. Have I run across you before? ~ Electrosa
I've forgotten to mark your page, which is so rude of me. Time to correct that. -Nathaniel The Seeker
Trick or treat! -Milos Stefanovic
This page needs at least one squiddleTron
Why haven't I editted this yet? <> - Lo ID
trick or treat!
You gave me ponies and infected me with a disease that makes me dependent upon them for survival. All I can say is...thank you! -DA